My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 2, Episode 7 - Saving Sawchuck - full transcript
During a family trip to the beach, a quick thinking Willy saves his nemesis, Buzz, from drowning. Buzz insists on repaying the favor by hanging around Willy 24/7, waiting for his chance to rescue Willy from any life-threatening situations that may arise. However, having Buzz around is quickly messing up Willy's home and social life, so he takes matters into his own hands. It's not until he finally ditches Buzz, that he, along with Quincy and Alissa, finds himself in a position where he desperately needs a helping hand. Meanwhile, Serenity decides to get back at a lifeguard who she thinks only dates other lifeguards, by taking a course to become one herself? just so she can dump him when he finally takes an interest.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights,
I’m leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Sighing)
The pool at home is pretty
sweet, but there’s nothing quite
like a quiet day at the beach.
I wonder why nobody told us
about this place sooner.
(Playing guitar)
♪
(Crying)
Oh, anyone else sense a
sudden chilling blast of
negative energy?
Hey, yeah.
Now that you mention it.
No.
Aw, my ice cream sandwich.
I wondered where that went.
Ooooh, that’s refreshing.
I’m off to check out the
scenery.
Nice to see that you’re
finally learning to appreciate
nature, sweetie.
That’s one way to put it.
So, Willy, Lys, you ready to
be impressed by the best?
That depends.
Will you actually be diving
sometime today?
Yo, you can’t rush
perfection, dawg.
We’ll see about that.
♪
(Screaming)
Aw, he lost his balance.
(Laughing)
That’s not all he lost.
(Both laughing)
(Both laughing)
♪
Water wedgie.
Ha, ha, another satisfied
customer.
♪
Hey, if it isn’t Willy Zilla,
zero of the beach.
Looks like lunch will have to
wait.
♪
All the boys around here are
totally beneath me.
Whoa.
(Yawning)
Now that’s more like it.
♪
Ooh, a challenge.
♪
♪
(Barking)
Okay, time to get serious.
(Whimpering)
(Squawking)
Hey, go procure your own
sandwich, you vile winged beast.
Buzz.
Aah, help!
I can’t swim.
Yeah, right.
Nice try, Buzz.
No, wait, I think he’s
serious.
(Buzz sputtering)
(Drum beating)
♪
(Grunting)
Ow.
You-you saved me.
I guess I did.
As much as it pains me to say
this, Zilla, I ow--
I ooo--
I--
I owe you one.
Hmm, if only someone would
give me a hand with my lotion.
Anyone?
What is going on here?
What are you looking at?
♪
Oh, her.
Oh, I get it.
You only date your own kind.
Humph!
♪
ROCK: Skunk, my man.
SKUNK: Hello.
ROCK: Let’s boogie on home.
Had a good time, did we?
Yeah, right.
This beach is totally lame.
I’m never coming back here.
Yes, you too could become a
fully certified lifeguard.
What?
You mean anyone can be a
lifeguard?
Sure, anyone who passes the
course.
Hmm.
I’ll see you guys tomorrow,
okay?
You bet.
Later, Z-Man.
♪
Buzz?
Let me guess, I ever tell anyone
about saving you I’m toast?
Ha, I wish it was that easy,
Zilla.
We Sawchucks don’t take honour
lightly.
I owe you my life and the only
way to repay that debt is to
save your life in return.
(Laughing)
What are you gonna do, hover
over me 24/7 waiting for your
moment?
That is precisely what I had
in mind.
(Rock howling)
ROCK: I’m proud of you,
Willy.
Getting yourself a bodyguard is
a giant leap towards living the
full rocker lifestyle.
My baby is growing up so
fast.
(Groaning)
♪
All clear.
It is safe to proceed.
This is a waste of time.
(Mosh grunting)
(Gasping)
Noooo!
(Willy grunting)
Oh, what are you doing?
That’s Mosh.
He’s family.
Okay, so it was a false
alarm.
This time.
But one of these days the danger
will be real.
Well, I hope it’s soon
because I’m not sure I’ll
survive many more of these
rescue attempts.
♪
WILLY: Buzz?
BUZZ: Yeah?
I can’t see the TV.
You never know how much
harmful radiation this thing
could be giving off.
Really?
So you just saved me, right?
Great, thanks.
Bye.
No such luck, Zilla.
The readings here are well
within the norm.
Oh.
(Yawning)
Well, it’s been a slice, but I
think I’ll hit the sack now.
Can I walk you out?
No, Zilla.
I’ll be staying here until I
even the score.
What?
Uh, in that case there’s a
safety risk, uh, you should
probably check out for me.
Really?
I don’t see anything.
(Door slamming)
(Laughing)
Welcome to the official
lifeguard certification course.
Hi, sorry I’m late.
My hair took forever to dry.
You’re just in time for the
first test: speed swimming.
To qualify, you need to swim 440
yards in 10 minutes or less.
You mean I have to get my
hair wet again?
(Whistle blowing)
♪
Humph!
Incredible.
Where’d you learn to swim like
that?
When you live in a hotel most
your life you tend to spend a
lot of time at the pool.
♪
(Yawning)
(Laughing)
I knew he’d get bored and go
home eventually.
(Screaming)
No way.
Morning, Willy.
Look who I found patrolling the
grounds last night.
And you let him in?
Well, sure.
I mean, what good is a bodyguard
if he doesn’t have a body to,
you know, guard?
Dad, I already told you he’s
not my bodyguard.
Oh, yeah, right.
I gotcha.
Your secret’s safe with me.
You might as well face it,
Zilla.
You’re stuck with me.
♪
So how does it feel to have
Buzz looking out for you?
Awful.
I can’t even blow my nose
without him checking it first.
Is this seat taken?
(Groaning)
I don’t suppose you’d
consider sitting at another
table?
Forget it.
I’m not letting you out of my
sight.
(Gasping)
I forgot my sprinkles.
Save my seat.
I can’t take much more of
this.
We’ve gotta find a way for Buzz
to save my life while I still
have a life worth saving.
♪
(Screaming)
(Gasping)
Oh, no!
Buzz!
Save me!
Hang on, Zilla, I’ve got you!
(Screaming)
So did it work?
(Buzz groaning)
No.
Let’s go to Plan B.
Here they come.
You could have told me that
the brake was on the back.
Wet cement?
Ha, ha, don’t mind if I do.
Uh-oh, I’m stuck.
(Both grunting)
Aah, Buzz, I’ll be squashed!
Don’t worry, I’ll save you.
Huh?
(Grunting)
(Gasping)
Hey.
Oh, it’s all becoming crystal
clear.
This was all a setup, wasn’t it?
I guess we better split.
♪
Wait, Zilla, help me...save
you.
Remember, emergency first
aid is an essential part of the
lifeguard certification process.
Treat your volunteer exactly
as you would a real accident
victim.
(Gasping)
Serenity, those bandages are
wrapped to perfection.
And the colour combination is
simply divine.
(Clearing throat)
I, uh, look forward to seeing
how you do at the next
challenge.
The object of the board rescue
is to swim out to the victim,
strap him securely to your
board, and return to shore as
quickly as possible.
Understand?
Ha, and I thought this was
gonna be a challenge.
(Blowing whistle)
♪
(Grunting)
Help!
Wow, you saved Harvey’s life
and made the best time yet.
I would have been back sooner
if I hadn’t hit a snag.
First rule of accessorizing:
diamonds are a girl’s best
friend.
Hold still, mate.
Almost got her.
Great job out there, Agent
Buzz.
Yeah, that’s the trouble with
being a bodyguard.
You have to put yourself in the
line of fire each and every day.
There we are.
Good as new.
Phew, I was worried I’d never
make a fist again.
♪
Hey, Serenity!
Well, aren’t you gonna introduce
us to your new boyfriend?
Pleased to meet you.
Oh, relaxed sort of dude, huh?
Very funny, Daddy.
It’s a CPR practice doll.
I have to work on my
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Ah, mouth to what now?
Gotta run, Daddy.
I’ve got to study.
Hello, check, check?
The feedback must be affecting
my hearing.
Did our daughter just say she
needed to study?
Who was that and what has she
done with our daughter?
Oh.
♪
(Yawning)
Rise and shine, Zilla.
Huh?
That little weasel.
You can flee, Zilla, but you
can’t elude me forever.
I’ll save your life if I have
to destroy you to do it.
Okay, it’s time for the CPR
test.
Serenity, you’re up first.
Ready?
Oh, please.
I’m gonna ace this.
But I’ll need a new practice
doll.
The one I had went missing.
Don’t ask.
Actually, for the CPR test
we use live people.
You mean I have to lock lips
with-with that?
This is great.
Finally I can relax without Buzz
breathing down my neck.
(Gasping)
ALYSSA: Look!
Let’s get out of here.
♪
Come on.
(Grunting)
Whoa!
(Groaning)
ALYSSA: Great, the wrecking
yard.
Just where I wanted to spend my
Saturday.
I don’t like this place, yo.
It’s spooky.
Let’s get out of here.
♪
(Growling nearby)
Quincy, please tell me that
was your stomach.
(Both growling)
Okay, guys, don’t panic.
On the count of three, slowly
continue walking.
(All screaming)
♪
(Yelling)
Well, the good news is the dogs
can’t get us in here.
Unfortunately, the bad news
is we can’t get out.
Where’s Buzz when I need him?
♪
(Dogs growling)
Man, it’s been hours.
Don’t those dogs have anything
better to do?
Something tells me they
don’t get out much.
Hey, maybe Buzz already
figured out where we are and is
rushing to our rescue even as
we speak.
Hmm.
Guys, look, they’re tiring
out.
Oh, man, they sleep in
shifts?
That settles it, we’re done for.
I’m hungry and thirsty and I
have to take a--
Whoa, too much information.
We can’t give up.
But if we’re gonna get out of
here in one piece, we’re gonna
need a plan.
♪
Everything okay, Serenity?
Of course.
Why?
You’ve been frozen like that
for almost an hour.
I’m just preparing myself,
you know, mentally.
Ugh, I can’t do it.
You mean you’re just gonna
throw in the towel?
No, I brought this towel with
me.
I’m quitting.
Pucker up, loser.
I’m about to make you popular.
(Panting)
I give up.
Willy is probably miles away by
now.
(Grunting)
Hmm, either this tree bears some
mighty strange fruit or the
trail is hot once more.
(Sniffing)
Surely I can spare a few minutes
for a snack.
No, time is of the essence.
I know what I must do.
I’ll take four frankfurters
with the works, my good man.
(Cawing)
WILLY: Okay, let’s go over
this again.
This piece of chewing gum is
you, Q.
And this pebble is a dog.
Huh?
I-I thought I was the knob from
the radio.
No, that’s me, remember?
Can we please focus here?
One last time: Quince, you’re
here.
Dude, I need a better angle.
Huh?
No way.
Well, well.
Isn’t this a heartfelt reunion.
But how’d you get past the
dogs?
Wow, rescued by Buzz or
mauled by dogs.
Hard to decide what’s worse.
Yo, how’d you find us?
Does this answer your query?
Hey!
Oh, man.
(Dogs growling)
It’s cool, it’s cool.
Bon appétit.
♪
See this?
I’m a fully certified lifeguard
now.
So isn’t there something you
wanna ask me?
What, still nothing?
How can I flat-out reject you if
you don’t even ask me out in the
first place?
It’s not fair.
You’re ruining my whole revenge.
You’re asleep?
That’s why you didn’t notice me?
Oh, hey, there.
(Growling)
Serenity, wait.
Would you be interested in a
part-time junior lifeguard
position?
You mean...a...job?
And that would benefit me how?
Oh, that’s how.
I’ll do it.
Great.
How does minimum wage sound?
I’ll have my daddy cut you a
cheque.
(Trumpet playing)
(Gasping)
Willy, you got company!
Oh, no.
No more.
Come on, Buzz, you already saved
me.
We’re even.
Even?
Ha, math must not be your strong
suit, Zilla.
I don’t follow.
I owed you one save, but
then I rescued three dweebs.
So now...
Are you saying that now I owe
you?
What?
You mean Willy is your bodyguard
now?
Wow, I did not see that coming.
Karma works in mysterious
ways.
I have an idea how I can
repay you, Buzz.
Something that will prevent a
repeat performance.
You’ve piqued my curiosity.
Continue.
I can’t believe my shift
starts at 5:30 in the morning.
This is so not how I pictured
it.
Well, if I’m gonna teach Buzz
here how to swim, it’s best that
there be a lifeguard on duty,
even if it is you.
Let’s get this humiliating
sham over with before anyone
sees us.
I sure hope you’re a quick
study.
As soon as I learn how to
doggy paddle, I’m going back to
paddling you.
You got that, Zilla?
Yeah, right, Buzz.
(Buzz yelling)
(Laughing)
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights,
I’m leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Sighing)
The pool at home is pretty
sweet, but there’s nothing quite
like a quiet day at the beach.
I wonder why nobody told us
about this place sooner.
(Playing guitar)
♪
(Crying)
Oh, anyone else sense a
sudden chilling blast of
negative energy?
Hey, yeah.
Now that you mention it.
No.
Aw, my ice cream sandwich.
I wondered where that went.
Ooooh, that’s refreshing.
I’m off to check out the
scenery.
Nice to see that you’re
finally learning to appreciate
nature, sweetie.
That’s one way to put it.
So, Willy, Lys, you ready to
be impressed by the best?
That depends.
Will you actually be diving
sometime today?
Yo, you can’t rush
perfection, dawg.
We’ll see about that.
♪
(Screaming)
Aw, he lost his balance.
(Laughing)
That’s not all he lost.
(Both laughing)
(Both laughing)
♪
Water wedgie.
Ha, ha, another satisfied
customer.
♪
Hey, if it isn’t Willy Zilla,
zero of the beach.
Looks like lunch will have to
wait.
♪
All the boys around here are
totally beneath me.
Whoa.
(Yawning)
Now that’s more like it.
♪
Ooh, a challenge.
♪
♪
(Barking)
Okay, time to get serious.
(Whimpering)
(Squawking)
Hey, go procure your own
sandwich, you vile winged beast.
Buzz.
Aah, help!
I can’t swim.
Yeah, right.
Nice try, Buzz.
No, wait, I think he’s
serious.
(Buzz sputtering)
(Drum beating)
♪
(Grunting)
Ow.
You-you saved me.
I guess I did.
As much as it pains me to say
this, Zilla, I ow--
I ooo--
I--
I owe you one.
Hmm, if only someone would
give me a hand with my lotion.
Anyone?
What is going on here?
What are you looking at?
♪
Oh, her.
Oh, I get it.
You only date your own kind.
Humph!
♪
ROCK: Skunk, my man.
SKUNK: Hello.
ROCK: Let’s boogie on home.
Had a good time, did we?
Yeah, right.
This beach is totally lame.
I’m never coming back here.
Yes, you too could become a
fully certified lifeguard.
What?
You mean anyone can be a
lifeguard?
Sure, anyone who passes the
course.
Hmm.
I’ll see you guys tomorrow,
okay?
You bet.
Later, Z-Man.
♪
Buzz?
Let me guess, I ever tell anyone
about saving you I’m toast?
Ha, I wish it was that easy,
Zilla.
We Sawchucks don’t take honour
lightly.
I owe you my life and the only
way to repay that debt is to
save your life in return.
(Laughing)
What are you gonna do, hover
over me 24/7 waiting for your
moment?
That is precisely what I had
in mind.
(Rock howling)
ROCK: I’m proud of you,
Willy.
Getting yourself a bodyguard is
a giant leap towards living the
full rocker lifestyle.
My baby is growing up so
fast.
(Groaning)
♪
All clear.
It is safe to proceed.
This is a waste of time.
(Mosh grunting)
(Gasping)
Noooo!
(Willy grunting)
Oh, what are you doing?
That’s Mosh.
He’s family.
Okay, so it was a false
alarm.
This time.
But one of these days the danger
will be real.
Well, I hope it’s soon
because I’m not sure I’ll
survive many more of these
rescue attempts.
♪
WILLY: Buzz?
BUZZ: Yeah?
I can’t see the TV.
You never know how much
harmful radiation this thing
could be giving off.
Really?
So you just saved me, right?
Great, thanks.
Bye.
No such luck, Zilla.
The readings here are well
within the norm.
Oh.
(Yawning)
Well, it’s been a slice, but I
think I’ll hit the sack now.
Can I walk you out?
No, Zilla.
I’ll be staying here until I
even the score.
What?
Uh, in that case there’s a
safety risk, uh, you should
probably check out for me.
Really?
I don’t see anything.
(Door slamming)
(Laughing)
Welcome to the official
lifeguard certification course.
Hi, sorry I’m late.
My hair took forever to dry.
You’re just in time for the
first test: speed swimming.
To qualify, you need to swim 440
yards in 10 minutes or less.
You mean I have to get my
hair wet again?
(Whistle blowing)
♪
Humph!
Incredible.
Where’d you learn to swim like
that?
When you live in a hotel most
your life you tend to spend a
lot of time at the pool.
♪
(Yawning)
(Laughing)
I knew he’d get bored and go
home eventually.
(Screaming)
No way.
Morning, Willy.
Look who I found patrolling the
grounds last night.
And you let him in?
Well, sure.
I mean, what good is a bodyguard
if he doesn’t have a body to,
you know, guard?
Dad, I already told you he’s
not my bodyguard.
Oh, yeah, right.
I gotcha.
Your secret’s safe with me.
You might as well face it,
Zilla.
You’re stuck with me.
♪
So how does it feel to have
Buzz looking out for you?
Awful.
I can’t even blow my nose
without him checking it first.
Is this seat taken?
(Groaning)
I don’t suppose you’d
consider sitting at another
table?
Forget it.
I’m not letting you out of my
sight.
(Gasping)
I forgot my sprinkles.
Save my seat.
I can’t take much more of
this.
We’ve gotta find a way for Buzz
to save my life while I still
have a life worth saving.
♪
(Screaming)
(Gasping)
Oh, no!
Buzz!
Save me!
Hang on, Zilla, I’ve got you!
(Screaming)
So did it work?
(Buzz groaning)
No.
Let’s go to Plan B.
Here they come.
You could have told me that
the brake was on the back.
Wet cement?
Ha, ha, don’t mind if I do.
Uh-oh, I’m stuck.
(Both grunting)
Aah, Buzz, I’ll be squashed!
Don’t worry, I’ll save you.
Huh?
(Grunting)
(Gasping)
Hey.
Oh, it’s all becoming crystal
clear.
This was all a setup, wasn’t it?
I guess we better split.
♪
Wait, Zilla, help me...save
you.
Remember, emergency first
aid is an essential part of the
lifeguard certification process.
Treat your volunteer exactly
as you would a real accident
victim.
(Gasping)
Serenity, those bandages are
wrapped to perfection.
And the colour combination is
simply divine.
(Clearing throat)
I, uh, look forward to seeing
how you do at the next
challenge.
The object of the board rescue
is to swim out to the victim,
strap him securely to your
board, and return to shore as
quickly as possible.
Understand?
Ha, and I thought this was
gonna be a challenge.
(Blowing whistle)
♪
(Grunting)
Help!
Wow, you saved Harvey’s life
and made the best time yet.
I would have been back sooner
if I hadn’t hit a snag.
First rule of accessorizing:
diamonds are a girl’s best
friend.
Hold still, mate.
Almost got her.
Great job out there, Agent
Buzz.
Yeah, that’s the trouble with
being a bodyguard.
You have to put yourself in the
line of fire each and every day.
There we are.
Good as new.
Phew, I was worried I’d never
make a fist again.
♪
Hey, Serenity!
Well, aren’t you gonna introduce
us to your new boyfriend?
Pleased to meet you.
Oh, relaxed sort of dude, huh?
Very funny, Daddy.
It’s a CPR practice doll.
I have to work on my
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Ah, mouth to what now?
Gotta run, Daddy.
I’ve got to study.
Hello, check, check?
The feedback must be affecting
my hearing.
Did our daughter just say she
needed to study?
Who was that and what has she
done with our daughter?
Oh.
♪
(Yawning)
Rise and shine, Zilla.
Huh?
That little weasel.
You can flee, Zilla, but you
can’t elude me forever.
I’ll save your life if I have
to destroy you to do it.
Okay, it’s time for the CPR
test.
Serenity, you’re up first.
Ready?
Oh, please.
I’m gonna ace this.
But I’ll need a new practice
doll.
The one I had went missing.
Don’t ask.
Actually, for the CPR test
we use live people.
You mean I have to lock lips
with-with that?
This is great.
Finally I can relax without Buzz
breathing down my neck.
(Gasping)
ALYSSA: Look!
Let’s get out of here.
♪
Come on.
(Grunting)
Whoa!
(Groaning)
ALYSSA: Great, the wrecking
yard.
Just where I wanted to spend my
Saturday.
I don’t like this place, yo.
It’s spooky.
Let’s get out of here.
♪
(Growling nearby)
Quincy, please tell me that
was your stomach.
(Both growling)
Okay, guys, don’t panic.
On the count of three, slowly
continue walking.
(All screaming)
♪
(Yelling)
Well, the good news is the dogs
can’t get us in here.
Unfortunately, the bad news
is we can’t get out.
Where’s Buzz when I need him?
♪
(Dogs growling)
Man, it’s been hours.
Don’t those dogs have anything
better to do?
Something tells me they
don’t get out much.
Hey, maybe Buzz already
figured out where we are and is
rushing to our rescue even as
we speak.
Hmm.
Guys, look, they’re tiring
out.
Oh, man, they sleep in
shifts?
That settles it, we’re done for.
I’m hungry and thirsty and I
have to take a--
Whoa, too much information.
We can’t give up.
But if we’re gonna get out of
here in one piece, we’re gonna
need a plan.
♪
Everything okay, Serenity?
Of course.
Why?
You’ve been frozen like that
for almost an hour.
I’m just preparing myself,
you know, mentally.
Ugh, I can’t do it.
You mean you’re just gonna
throw in the towel?
No, I brought this towel with
me.
I’m quitting.
Pucker up, loser.
I’m about to make you popular.
(Panting)
I give up.
Willy is probably miles away by
now.
(Grunting)
Hmm, either this tree bears some
mighty strange fruit or the
trail is hot once more.
(Sniffing)
Surely I can spare a few minutes
for a snack.
No, time is of the essence.
I know what I must do.
I’ll take four frankfurters
with the works, my good man.
(Cawing)
WILLY: Okay, let’s go over
this again.
This piece of chewing gum is
you, Q.
And this pebble is a dog.
Huh?
I-I thought I was the knob from
the radio.
No, that’s me, remember?
Can we please focus here?
One last time: Quince, you’re
here.
Dude, I need a better angle.
Huh?
No way.
Well, well.
Isn’t this a heartfelt reunion.
But how’d you get past the
dogs?
Wow, rescued by Buzz or
mauled by dogs.
Hard to decide what’s worse.
Yo, how’d you find us?
Does this answer your query?
Hey!
Oh, man.
(Dogs growling)
It’s cool, it’s cool.
Bon appétit.
♪
See this?
I’m a fully certified lifeguard
now.
So isn’t there something you
wanna ask me?
What, still nothing?
How can I flat-out reject you if
you don’t even ask me out in the
first place?
It’s not fair.
You’re ruining my whole revenge.
You’re asleep?
That’s why you didn’t notice me?
Oh, hey, there.
(Growling)
Serenity, wait.
Would you be interested in a
part-time junior lifeguard
position?
You mean...a...job?
And that would benefit me how?
Oh, that’s how.
I’ll do it.
Great.
How does minimum wage sound?
I’ll have my daddy cut you a
cheque.
(Trumpet playing)
(Gasping)
Willy, you got company!
Oh, no.
No more.
Come on, Buzz, you already saved
me.
We’re even.
Even?
Ha, math must not be your strong
suit, Zilla.
I don’t follow.
I owed you one save, but
then I rescued three dweebs.
So now...
Are you saying that now I owe
you?
What?
You mean Willy is your bodyguard
now?
Wow, I did not see that coming.
Karma works in mysterious
ways.
I have an idea how I can
repay you, Buzz.
Something that will prevent a
repeat performance.
You’ve piqued my curiosity.
Continue.
I can’t believe my shift
starts at 5:30 in the morning.
This is so not how I pictured
it.
Well, if I’m gonna teach Buzz
here how to swim, it’s best that
there be a lifeguard on duty,
even if it is you.
Let’s get this humiliating
sham over with before anyone
sees us.
I sure hope you’re a quick
study.
As soon as I learn how to
doggy paddle, I’m going back to
paddling you.
You got that, Zilla?
Yeah, right, Buzz.
(Buzz yelling)
(Laughing)
♪