My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 8 - Dance Party - full transcript
Willy is thrilled when he?s put in charge of organizing the school dance ? that is, until he discovers that Miss Equus intends on running the dance the way its always been run ? with boring music and no atmosphere.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Cheering)
♪
Come on, boys, let’s do
lunch.
Hi, I’m Victor, president of
Student Council, captain of the
swim team, perfect grade point
average.
You can check out my dating
schedule on this calendar.
And yes, this is me in all my
sun-tanned glory.
I’ll sign autographs after the
meeting.
Thank you.
Speaking of which, welcome to
the first meeting of Silent
Springs Student Council.
We’ve got an exciting year ahead
of us.
So let me begin by assigning
each of you to your committees.
Please let me get the dance
committee.
Please let me get the dance
committee.
ShineFest, our most famous
annual fundraiser goes to Big
John.
Hey, Big John.
Way to go, buddy.
Dance committee and video
yearbook, Willy Zilla.
Yes!
What’s a video yearbook?
You’re the lucky one, Zilla.
It’s your job to record the
school year on tape.
You get front row seats to all
the school games, events, pep
rallies, whatever.
You shoot them, edit them, and
everyone gets a copy at the end
of the year.
Sounds great, I guess.
Won’t that be a lot with the
dance committee too?
Talk to Miss Zachwiss about
the dance committee.
I don’t think you’ll have a
problem fitting both of them in.
(Laughs)
(Laughing)
Oh Willy, welcome to the
dance committee!
Thanks.
TOGETHER: You’re going to
love it.
I’ve been doing this for
fifteen years and every blissful
year has been exactly the same.
TOGETHER: Exactly the same.
That’s great, but I’ve got
some new ideas for this year’s
dance.
No, no, no.
We don’t need any new ideas.
The book!
(Coughing)
You see, Willy Zilla.
♪
Perfection.
No reason to change a thing.
Wow.
As fun as this looks, maybe it’s
time we mixed things up a bit.
I don’t think so.
Why not?
It’ll be fun.
I’m thinking of a theme night.
We could all dress up as famous
dead people.
Won’t that be smelly?
Mm-hmm, stinky.
Well, how about a futuristic
theme?
We decorate the gym with
spaceships and aliens and
camouflage the stage with
satellites--
ZACHWISS: No.
Too much tinfoil.
Willy, everyone likes it this
way.
How about this?
Absolutely not.
How about this?
No.
This?
Refused.
Okay okay.
You’re going to love this.
This?
No.
This?
Forget it!
Come on!
This is our chance for the dance
to be better than anything
Riverview High has ever had.
ZACHWISS: Riverview High!
A bunch of hoodlums prancing
around the dance floor like
hopped up peacocks.
Willy Zilla, I am the head of
this committee and I am telling
you the dance will be the same
as it has been for fifteen
years!
Fifteen years.
Everything you need is in
that closet.
End of discussion.
TOGETHER: End of discussion.
(Door slams)
(Sigh)
(Laughter)
I see you made it onto the
dance committee, dog.
Yeah.
What’s up with Miss Zachwiss?
It’s been this way forever.
A few years ago my brother was
on the committee.
WILLY: Let me guess: it was
exactly the same.
♪
A month’s detention for bringing
amplifiers to a dance?!
(Squeaking)
Well this is just wrong.
Meet me at my house after
school.
We’ll figure out a way to change
Miss Zachwiss’ mind.
♪
Hi kids, how was school?
Full of self-actualization, I
hope?
Check this out!
I’m the videographer for the
school’s video yearbook!
Oh really??
Loser.
You’ll be spending your year
shooting the junior investor’s
club.
Too bad you’re not a Senior,
like me.
We all got these cute little
shoe shine kits today.
Um, Serenity, that’s for
ShineFest.
Call it what you want, I
still think it’s cute.
No, ShineFest is a
fundraiser: all the Seniors go
around town shining other
people’s shoes and the money
goes to the local charities.
You’re kidding me!
I am so not shining shoes.
As I was saying, I also got
assigned to the dance committee.
How exciting!
I volunteer to chaperone.
What?
I just knew your dance card
would be full so I just had to
get mine in early.
Oh, honey, you’ve got something
on your face.
Let Mommy get it.
All right, school dance!
I’ll bring down the house!
♪
Q: Snap out of it, bro.
Could this get any worse?
So lame.
Willy man, we need some real
music.
You, music, some bass.
Check it, the time has come for
Makin Music to select the school
that wins the supreme honour of
hosting this year’s Def Dance
"Partay," featuring the VJ
stylings of yours "trulay."
The contest rules are simple:
we want to see your school’s
spirit!
So send us a sample and if your
school shows the most spirit,
we’ll send you an in-your-face
night of scratching and spinning
that will make you the envy of
every other school in town!
You know it, you love it, and
we’re giving it away.
(Cheering)
That’s it!
If we can win this contest, we
can get our school the best
dance ever!
Yeah, Miss Zachwiss won’t be
able to turn it down because
it’s a prize and everyone will
know about it.
You go, bro!
(Laughing)
Yo, snap my fly side.
He would, but I think they
want to know what your face
looks like too.
Okay, whatever happens, Miss
Zachwiss can’t find out I’m
going to enter the contest, or
I’ll be spending the rest of
high school in detention.
Are you with me?
Dance party, here we come.
(Cheering)
CHEERLEADERS: Our team is
what?
Dynamite.
Our team is tick-tick-tick-tick
tick-tick, boom!
(Buzzer)
(Cheering)
Did you get all of that?
Every victorious minute.
I’ve got a ton of awesome
footage.
Let’s edit this tonight and send
it out tomorrow.
But tomorrow is the first day
of ShineFest.
You have to have it on video.
Okay, just one more day of
shooting, then we’ve got to mail
it in.
The deadline’s in two days.
I don’t care if every Senior
has to do this, I’m not going!
I look like Dad.
You might be surprised how
quickly the makeup thing grows
on you.
I’d feel totally naked without
it.
Let’s get this show on the road!
You little insect.
If you shoot one more minute of
me in this makeup, I’ll jam your
camera into your--
♪
(Rock music blaring)
Hello, Silent Spring!
Whoo!
♪
That’s it.
I’m done here.
This makeup itches and it is so
not my colour.
Willy, get Dad.
We’re leaving.
♪
Okay, that was a slice, but
don’t make me call Animal
Control.
Okay, now we’ve got
everything.
♪ D-dance party
♪ D-dance party
Ixnay Opsday.
Shh, Willy!
What?
You don’t want to enter the
contest now?
What contest, Willy Zilla?
Contest?
No, no, I said, "edit the
concert".
Yeah, yeah, my dad’s last
concert: the video still needs
some work.
He’s kind of losing his touch
and he needs our help.
Will Zilla, I have made it
abundantly clear that we don’t
need any new ideas for my dance.
The dance is perfect just the
way it’s always been.
Understand?
SERENITY: Willy?
We’re leaving.
Now!
Right, I understand.
It’s perfect.
Got to go!
I’ll be watching you.
♪
(Gasp)
(Scream)
(Crying)
You said it wouldn’t hurt to
shine a few shoes!
I look like a freak!
Oh!
Oh, don’t worry: I have just the
thing for that.
I’ll be right back.
(Crying)
This will help take care of that
little rash.
"Little rash"?
My face looks like a casserole.
It’s important you try to
stay calm.
This will make it much better.
It’s got aloe, vitamin E, mint
and the essence of moonbeams.
DAD: Anything?
Just Mom and Serenity.
Wow.
Sorry about your face.
Willy, turn off that camera!
Q: Yo, those tunes your dad
wrote for our video are phat!
Yeah, once we vetoed the
explosions, lightning,
earthquakes and dancing
hamsters, he actually had some
great ideas.
He knows videos.
Anyway, as soon as I get home,
I’ll grab the tapes and just
make the four o’clock cut-off
time.
We are so going to win.
Only good thing about this
rash is I get to spend the whole
day watching Mark Walker.
Okay Groupies, that’s my day.
I’m out and leaving you with the
latest from--
No fair!
Hello?
Anybody home?
Mom?
Dad?
Skunk?
Willy?
(Very loud rock music)
Huh?
Yay!
Willy, turn off--
That little puke!
There is no way anyone is going
to see me looking like that in
the video yearbook.
Delete.
So would you rather lick a
payphone or swallow a bug.
I’m licking that phone.
Bug, all the way.
Q: That’s nasty, bro.
Too many legs: they’d get all
stuck in your throat.
WILLY: You talking from
experience, Q?
This is my stop.
See you tomorrow, guys.
♪
Def Dance party, here we come!
Riverview High, eat my dust!
WILLY: Serenity, your face is
looking... better.
Daddy, how will I get a date
for the dance looking like this?
Well, I guess we could hire
somebody.
(Serenity crying)
I mean, hire somebody to--
--do your colour, since your
skin is clearing up so quickly.
(Clock chiming)
(Dad shuddering)
Delicious dinner, sweetie.
Meditation is the key to the
cure.
Remember, getting upset will
only make it worse.
Didn’t you have a Zen day today?
I tried to, but then I saw
Willy’s video.
But I fixed you Willy: I erased
that stupid tape.
You erased my tape?!
Now no one will ever see me
looking anything less than
flawless.
Your erupting face wasn’t on
the contest tape!
We planned on winning it!
Contest-shmontest!
You can’t fool me.
(Yelling)
So I mailed a blank tape.
No!
Now we’re doomed to have another
one of her lame-o dances.
Nope.
Turns out Skunk programmed the
machine to make a backup copy of
everything.
He learned to do that after my
dad torched his first three
videos.
Skunk The Man!
SERENITY: Mom!
There’s only two pounds of this
cream left.
♪
Okay, this is the place.
Let’s do it.
Could you tell me where the
mailroom is?
(Phone rings)
Check it out.
♪ I’ve got to rock my way now ♪
♪ I’ve got to talk my way now ♪
♪ I’ve got to drive my way now ♪
♪ Fly my way now
He ripped his pants on the
first three takes of that jump.
No can do, kid.
No extensions for nobody.
A deadline is a deadline and you
missed it.
Better luck next year.
But you don’t understand: we
did make the deadline.
Sorry, nope.
The winner’s being picked--
The winner’s being picked on the
show in about twenty minutes.
You’re too late.
Miss Zachwiss hasn’t won yet.
♪
♪
(Cheering)
All right, that was awesome!
Totally amazing spirit!
Way to go Riverview High!
Yo, for our final submission,
we got a video from Silent
Springs High.
GIRL VJ: Hey, that’s weird.
Looks like no one from Silent
Springs made it out today.
Hardly a worthy show of spirit.
Am I right, Mark?
Word up on that, Willow.
Sounds like they’ve got some
serious spirit issues.
But let’s check out the video
anyway yo!
Well, what have we got here?
So that’s why there were no
Silent Springs kids here in the
studio.
They’re all up there in the air
conditioning system.
MARK: What’s the deal, yo?
Take a wrong turn in
Albuquerque?
Oh, that contest.
Oh no, I may have ruined my
chances to meet Mark Walker in
person!
(Ringing)
April, look at Willy on Makin
Music.
You’ve got to get down there.
We could win this contest!
(Many voices)
But seriously, dude, is this
part of your school spirit
routine or what?
Not exactly.
We submitted our entry, but last
night we found out that there
were some technical
difficulties, so we needed to
replace the tape.
Oh, so what you’re saying is
that you totally missed the
deadline?
TOGETHER: No!
We started this a while ago.
He’s been shooting for days.
Every school event.
Everyone pitches in.
It’s all on the tape.
And we mixed in some cool
tunes.
And his sister got a rash and
erased it all.
But we didn’t know that so I
mailed it in anyway.
Then we found out Skunk makes
backups.
ALL: So we came down here.
Nice story.
But if all the students got
involved, then why aren’t there
any here today?
We had to enter the contest
in secret.
See, our teacher, Miss
Zachwiss--
MARK: Yo, no, not that Miss
Zachwiss?
Is she still there?
Uh-huh.
(Imitating Zachwiss):
"Everyone likes the dance this
way, yo!"
ZACHWISS: Mark Walker.
I’m glad I failed that little
dirtbag.
What do you say, viewers?
Should we give Silent Springs a
break and allow them to switch
tapes?
(Applause)
♪
(Cheering)
♪
(Cheering)
♪
(Cheering)
(Cheering)
Wow, got to say even I’m
impressed, yo.
Looks like it all comes down
to a tie between Silent Springs
and Riverview High.
How awesome is that?
And according to the rulebook,
whoever gets the loudest ovation
also gets gets the awesome,
awesome, awesome prize!
Cool.
Let’s bring out the
Applause-O-Meter!
Okay, everyone ready?
Give it up for Riverview High!
(Cheering)
(Bell)
Wow, that was total madness!
That took us to a whole new
level of loud, yo!
Totally, amazingly awesome!
Going to be tough to beat that
kind of school spirit!
Okay crew, time to give Silent
Springs a little love.
Let’s hear it!
(Cheering)
Whoo hoo!
Hurray.
(Bell)
And this year’s Def Dance
Party goes to:
Silent Springs, yo!
(Cheering)
How you going to break it to
Miss Zachwiss?
I don’t know.
I don’t care.
We won!
♪
♪
Willy, my sweet brother.
Oh, are you Mark Walker?
Uh-oh, here comes Miss
Zachwiss.
Prepare yourselves: she is not
happy.
Mark Walker, how dare you
make fun of me on TV?
It was just a joke, you know?
For the zombies!
Ouch.
That thing hurts.
Yo, watch the threads!
Hey, ouch!
Stop Miss Z, please!
Ouch, ouch, please stop!
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Cheering)
♪
Come on, boys, let’s do
lunch.
Hi, I’m Victor, president of
Student Council, captain of the
swim team, perfect grade point
average.
You can check out my dating
schedule on this calendar.
And yes, this is me in all my
sun-tanned glory.
I’ll sign autographs after the
meeting.
Thank you.
Speaking of which, welcome to
the first meeting of Silent
Springs Student Council.
We’ve got an exciting year ahead
of us.
So let me begin by assigning
each of you to your committees.
Please let me get the dance
committee.
Please let me get the dance
committee.
ShineFest, our most famous
annual fundraiser goes to Big
John.
Hey, Big John.
Way to go, buddy.
Dance committee and video
yearbook, Willy Zilla.
Yes!
What’s a video yearbook?
You’re the lucky one, Zilla.
It’s your job to record the
school year on tape.
You get front row seats to all
the school games, events, pep
rallies, whatever.
You shoot them, edit them, and
everyone gets a copy at the end
of the year.
Sounds great, I guess.
Won’t that be a lot with the
dance committee too?
Talk to Miss Zachwiss about
the dance committee.
I don’t think you’ll have a
problem fitting both of them in.
(Laughs)
(Laughing)
Oh Willy, welcome to the
dance committee!
Thanks.
TOGETHER: You’re going to
love it.
I’ve been doing this for
fifteen years and every blissful
year has been exactly the same.
TOGETHER: Exactly the same.
That’s great, but I’ve got
some new ideas for this year’s
dance.
No, no, no.
We don’t need any new ideas.
The book!
(Coughing)
You see, Willy Zilla.
♪
Perfection.
No reason to change a thing.
Wow.
As fun as this looks, maybe it’s
time we mixed things up a bit.
I don’t think so.
Why not?
It’ll be fun.
I’m thinking of a theme night.
We could all dress up as famous
dead people.
Won’t that be smelly?
Mm-hmm, stinky.
Well, how about a futuristic
theme?
We decorate the gym with
spaceships and aliens and
camouflage the stage with
satellites--
ZACHWISS: No.
Too much tinfoil.
Willy, everyone likes it this
way.
How about this?
Absolutely not.
How about this?
No.
This?
Refused.
Okay okay.
You’re going to love this.
This?
No.
This?
Forget it!
Come on!
This is our chance for the dance
to be better than anything
Riverview High has ever had.
ZACHWISS: Riverview High!
A bunch of hoodlums prancing
around the dance floor like
hopped up peacocks.
Willy Zilla, I am the head of
this committee and I am telling
you the dance will be the same
as it has been for fifteen
years!
Fifteen years.
Everything you need is in
that closet.
End of discussion.
TOGETHER: End of discussion.
(Door slams)
(Sigh)
(Laughter)
I see you made it onto the
dance committee, dog.
Yeah.
What’s up with Miss Zachwiss?
It’s been this way forever.
A few years ago my brother was
on the committee.
WILLY: Let me guess: it was
exactly the same.
♪
A month’s detention for bringing
amplifiers to a dance?!
(Squeaking)
Well this is just wrong.
Meet me at my house after
school.
We’ll figure out a way to change
Miss Zachwiss’ mind.
♪
Hi kids, how was school?
Full of self-actualization, I
hope?
Check this out!
I’m the videographer for the
school’s video yearbook!
Oh really??
Loser.
You’ll be spending your year
shooting the junior investor’s
club.
Too bad you’re not a Senior,
like me.
We all got these cute little
shoe shine kits today.
Um, Serenity, that’s for
ShineFest.
Call it what you want, I
still think it’s cute.
No, ShineFest is a
fundraiser: all the Seniors go
around town shining other
people’s shoes and the money
goes to the local charities.
You’re kidding me!
I am so not shining shoes.
As I was saying, I also got
assigned to the dance committee.
How exciting!
I volunteer to chaperone.
What?
I just knew your dance card
would be full so I just had to
get mine in early.
Oh, honey, you’ve got something
on your face.
Let Mommy get it.
All right, school dance!
I’ll bring down the house!
♪
Q: Snap out of it, bro.
Could this get any worse?
So lame.
Willy man, we need some real
music.
You, music, some bass.
Check it, the time has come for
Makin Music to select the school
that wins the supreme honour of
hosting this year’s Def Dance
"Partay," featuring the VJ
stylings of yours "trulay."
The contest rules are simple:
we want to see your school’s
spirit!
So send us a sample and if your
school shows the most spirit,
we’ll send you an in-your-face
night of scratching and spinning
that will make you the envy of
every other school in town!
You know it, you love it, and
we’re giving it away.
(Cheering)
That’s it!
If we can win this contest, we
can get our school the best
dance ever!
Yeah, Miss Zachwiss won’t be
able to turn it down because
it’s a prize and everyone will
know about it.
You go, bro!
(Laughing)
Yo, snap my fly side.
He would, but I think they
want to know what your face
looks like too.
Okay, whatever happens, Miss
Zachwiss can’t find out I’m
going to enter the contest, or
I’ll be spending the rest of
high school in detention.
Are you with me?
Dance party, here we come.
(Cheering)
CHEERLEADERS: Our team is
what?
Dynamite.
Our team is tick-tick-tick-tick
tick-tick, boom!
(Buzzer)
(Cheering)
Did you get all of that?
Every victorious minute.
I’ve got a ton of awesome
footage.
Let’s edit this tonight and send
it out tomorrow.
But tomorrow is the first day
of ShineFest.
You have to have it on video.
Okay, just one more day of
shooting, then we’ve got to mail
it in.
The deadline’s in two days.
I don’t care if every Senior
has to do this, I’m not going!
I look like Dad.
You might be surprised how
quickly the makeup thing grows
on you.
I’d feel totally naked without
it.
Let’s get this show on the road!
You little insect.
If you shoot one more minute of
me in this makeup, I’ll jam your
camera into your--
♪
(Rock music blaring)
Hello, Silent Spring!
Whoo!
♪
That’s it.
I’m done here.
This makeup itches and it is so
not my colour.
Willy, get Dad.
We’re leaving.
♪
Okay, that was a slice, but
don’t make me call Animal
Control.
Okay, now we’ve got
everything.
♪ D-dance party
♪ D-dance party
Ixnay Opsday.
Shh, Willy!
What?
You don’t want to enter the
contest now?
What contest, Willy Zilla?
Contest?
No, no, I said, "edit the
concert".
Yeah, yeah, my dad’s last
concert: the video still needs
some work.
He’s kind of losing his touch
and he needs our help.
Will Zilla, I have made it
abundantly clear that we don’t
need any new ideas for my dance.
The dance is perfect just the
way it’s always been.
Understand?
SERENITY: Willy?
We’re leaving.
Now!
Right, I understand.
It’s perfect.
Got to go!
I’ll be watching you.
♪
(Gasp)
(Scream)
(Crying)
You said it wouldn’t hurt to
shine a few shoes!
I look like a freak!
Oh!
Oh, don’t worry: I have just the
thing for that.
I’ll be right back.
(Crying)
This will help take care of that
little rash.
"Little rash"?
My face looks like a casserole.
It’s important you try to
stay calm.
This will make it much better.
It’s got aloe, vitamin E, mint
and the essence of moonbeams.
DAD: Anything?
Just Mom and Serenity.
Wow.
Sorry about your face.
Willy, turn off that camera!
Q: Yo, those tunes your dad
wrote for our video are phat!
Yeah, once we vetoed the
explosions, lightning,
earthquakes and dancing
hamsters, he actually had some
great ideas.
He knows videos.
Anyway, as soon as I get home,
I’ll grab the tapes and just
make the four o’clock cut-off
time.
We are so going to win.
Only good thing about this
rash is I get to spend the whole
day watching Mark Walker.
Okay Groupies, that’s my day.
I’m out and leaving you with the
latest from--
No fair!
Hello?
Anybody home?
Mom?
Dad?
Skunk?
Willy?
(Very loud rock music)
Huh?
Yay!
Willy, turn off--
That little puke!
There is no way anyone is going
to see me looking like that in
the video yearbook.
Delete.
So would you rather lick a
payphone or swallow a bug.
I’m licking that phone.
Bug, all the way.
Q: That’s nasty, bro.
Too many legs: they’d get all
stuck in your throat.
WILLY: You talking from
experience, Q?
This is my stop.
See you tomorrow, guys.
♪
Def Dance party, here we come!
Riverview High, eat my dust!
WILLY: Serenity, your face is
looking... better.
Daddy, how will I get a date
for the dance looking like this?
Well, I guess we could hire
somebody.
(Serenity crying)
I mean, hire somebody to--
--do your colour, since your
skin is clearing up so quickly.
(Clock chiming)
(Dad shuddering)
Delicious dinner, sweetie.
Meditation is the key to the
cure.
Remember, getting upset will
only make it worse.
Didn’t you have a Zen day today?
I tried to, but then I saw
Willy’s video.
But I fixed you Willy: I erased
that stupid tape.
You erased my tape?!
Now no one will ever see me
looking anything less than
flawless.
Your erupting face wasn’t on
the contest tape!
We planned on winning it!
Contest-shmontest!
You can’t fool me.
(Yelling)
So I mailed a blank tape.
No!
Now we’re doomed to have another
one of her lame-o dances.
Nope.
Turns out Skunk programmed the
machine to make a backup copy of
everything.
He learned to do that after my
dad torched his first three
videos.
Skunk The Man!
SERENITY: Mom!
There’s only two pounds of this
cream left.
♪
Okay, this is the place.
Let’s do it.
Could you tell me where the
mailroom is?
(Phone rings)
Check it out.
♪ I’ve got to rock my way now ♪
♪ I’ve got to talk my way now ♪
♪ I’ve got to drive my way now ♪
♪ Fly my way now
He ripped his pants on the
first three takes of that jump.
No can do, kid.
No extensions for nobody.
A deadline is a deadline and you
missed it.
Better luck next year.
But you don’t understand: we
did make the deadline.
Sorry, nope.
The winner’s being picked--
The winner’s being picked on the
show in about twenty minutes.
You’re too late.
Miss Zachwiss hasn’t won yet.
♪
♪
(Cheering)
All right, that was awesome!
Totally amazing spirit!
Way to go Riverview High!
Yo, for our final submission,
we got a video from Silent
Springs High.
GIRL VJ: Hey, that’s weird.
Looks like no one from Silent
Springs made it out today.
Hardly a worthy show of spirit.
Am I right, Mark?
Word up on that, Willow.
Sounds like they’ve got some
serious spirit issues.
But let’s check out the video
anyway yo!
Well, what have we got here?
So that’s why there were no
Silent Springs kids here in the
studio.
They’re all up there in the air
conditioning system.
MARK: What’s the deal, yo?
Take a wrong turn in
Albuquerque?
Oh, that contest.
Oh no, I may have ruined my
chances to meet Mark Walker in
person!
(Ringing)
April, look at Willy on Makin
Music.
You’ve got to get down there.
We could win this contest!
(Many voices)
But seriously, dude, is this
part of your school spirit
routine or what?
Not exactly.
We submitted our entry, but last
night we found out that there
were some technical
difficulties, so we needed to
replace the tape.
Oh, so what you’re saying is
that you totally missed the
deadline?
TOGETHER: No!
We started this a while ago.
He’s been shooting for days.
Every school event.
Everyone pitches in.
It’s all on the tape.
And we mixed in some cool
tunes.
And his sister got a rash and
erased it all.
But we didn’t know that so I
mailed it in anyway.
Then we found out Skunk makes
backups.
ALL: So we came down here.
Nice story.
But if all the students got
involved, then why aren’t there
any here today?
We had to enter the contest
in secret.
See, our teacher, Miss
Zachwiss--
MARK: Yo, no, not that Miss
Zachwiss?
Is she still there?
Uh-huh.
(Imitating Zachwiss):
"Everyone likes the dance this
way, yo!"
ZACHWISS: Mark Walker.
I’m glad I failed that little
dirtbag.
What do you say, viewers?
Should we give Silent Springs a
break and allow them to switch
tapes?
(Applause)
♪
(Cheering)
♪
(Cheering)
♪
(Cheering)
(Cheering)
Wow, got to say even I’m
impressed, yo.
Looks like it all comes down
to a tie between Silent Springs
and Riverview High.
How awesome is that?
And according to the rulebook,
whoever gets the loudest ovation
also gets gets the awesome,
awesome, awesome prize!
Cool.
Let’s bring out the
Applause-O-Meter!
Okay, everyone ready?
Give it up for Riverview High!
(Cheering)
(Bell)
Wow, that was total madness!
That took us to a whole new
level of loud, yo!
Totally, amazingly awesome!
Going to be tough to beat that
kind of school spirit!
Okay crew, time to give Silent
Springs a little love.
Let’s hear it!
(Cheering)
Whoo hoo!
Hurray.
(Bell)
And this year’s Def Dance
Party goes to:
Silent Springs, yo!
(Cheering)
How you going to break it to
Miss Zachwiss?
I don’t know.
I don’t care.
We won!
♪
♪
Willy, my sweet brother.
Oh, are you Mark Walker?
Uh-oh, here comes Miss
Zachwiss.
Prepare yourselves: she is not
happy.
Mark Walker, how dare you
make fun of me on TV?
It was just a joke, you know?
For the zombies!
Ouch.
That thing hurts.
Yo, watch the threads!
Hey, ouch!
Stop Miss Z, please!
Ouch, ouch, please stop!
♪