My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011–2012): Season 2, Episode 6 - Village of the Darned - full transcript
During the annual cookie drive for Jane's youth troop, a creepy, otherworldly Troop Leader conspires to rid the town of all adults, and lure the kids to its Eternal Playground. With all the grownups gone, Ethan and the gang have to take charge and stop the beast before Jane is lost forever, and the vampires - especially Sarah and Erica - get hungry enough to start preying on the young...
The Rainbow Factory?
Ugh.
I hate that hippie junk.
This is going to be the
worst school play ever.
So why do you
want to be in it?
I don't want to
be in the play.
I want to do lights and sound.
Yeah, 'cause that'll
be much cooler.
Have you seen that
controller console?
It has, like,
a million buttons.
It's on my bucket list.
Why do you have a bucket list?
You'll never kick the bucket.
It's a long list.
And item 12 says
"Star in the school play."
So I can ram it in the face
of that pint-sized drama
queen Sunday Clovers.
You act like she came all
the way from Australia
on exchange just
to bother you.
Well...
Why can't you just be nice?
Don't tell me how
to live, Sarah.
I just don't want
you making lightning
and burning
everyone's hair off.
Again.
Eyebrows don't count as hair!
Age before beauty.
Oh, that's it-
let the eagles
of creativity soar!
I'm off to make copies
of this wonderful script!
Looks like it doesn't
want to open.
It didn't want to
be found, either!
Hiding away inside that
basement wall for 25 years.
And I took it out.
Ah! There we go.
Should be clear
sailing from here.
[electrical buzzing]
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
I'm the understudy?
But I totally nailed
that audition!
The sun warms the
lake with her love!
She smiles the
water to the sky!
It falls back down
to the ground,
to hug every flower
and every tree!
You were very present!
Congratulations,
Sunday Clovers.
You're our lead!
[squealing]
"Do I dream?
Or do my waking eyes
see colour anew?
Such reds!
Such golds!
Ah, to see my joy!"
Thank you so much,
Ms. Lofthouse Oldman-Little!
Oh, the kids call me Ms. LOL.
Makes me want to put that
little shrimp on the barbie.
I know you'll be
a real ace understudy,
and you'll step right in
if something happens to me!
Yes.
If something happens to you.
Wow!
You have a lot of
positive energy.
I can feel it in my ribs!
I'm grinning like a shot fox!
I'm gonna do the Harold Hold
and have a Captain Cook
at my dressing room!
[squeals]
What just happened?
Oh, and Sarah.
I know you'd be a perfect fit
for Sundrop's best
friend, Rainbeam.
I was just helping Erica out.
I wasn't trying out myself.
What a shame.
You're a natural.
-down to the ground, to hug
every flower and every tree!
The water cycle is
truly a cycle of love.
Sorry.
Cycle of "wuv."
Really?
Because I actually had
so much fun doing it!
And the part about the bunnies
that "wuv" each other?
So cute!
I'll take that as a big yes.
Welcome aboard.
Good luck acting like you
can stand Sunday Clovers.
* La-la-la-la-la-la!
[squeals]
[buzzing]
Who needs to suffer?
What?
But I don't want
to hurt anyone.
[indistinct whispering]
Hey, Ethan, check this out!
My new prank video just
hit a million views!
Owned by Pranksy!
Classic Pranksy.
I'm super popular.
Wait, you're Pranksy?
The guy who paints
people's faces?
Yep.
And nobody knows it.
Suckers!
Well, technically,
if nobody knows,
then you're not
really popular.
Ah, but I'm-
I'm Pranksy.
Yeah, but nobody knows that.
Oh, no!
People need to
know I'm awesome.
I gotta get on this.
Ethan!
This script rots!
There's no lightning!
No thunder!
Nothing even close
to an explosion!
I know.
I hear it's rammed
full of feelings
and believing in yourself.
Benny believes in lightning.
You gotta sign up and
help me out with this.
No way.
I am not a drama nerd.
I am a real nerd.
Sarah's in it.
I'm a drama nerd.
When I was a little girl,
I dreamed about
being a movie star.
Kinda hard now since
I can't show up on camera.
But the last two weeks
have been so much fun-
Ethan, we need you in
the rehearsal room!
-and a great escape from-
sorry.
You don't have to
listen to all this.
No, no, no, go on.
That's what stage
managers are for.
I think.
[indistinct whispers]
You're the star.
They didn't treat
you like one,
and they have to pay.
It's time to break a leg.
Now, Rainbeam needs
to help Sundrop
believe in loving herself
so she can apply for
the job of Mother Nature.
Can you put that
in your heart?
I got it.
Okay, good.
All right, where's our star?
We have to get cracking.
The sun drops down too-
-so the grasses can grow!
Um. Ouch.
My hands.
That is why the
sun drops down!
[scream]
Sunday?
I'm okay.
No worries.
We need a doctor!
And an understudy!
Wait, can't vampires
go all puppet master
on the weak-minded?
You could have convinced
her to hurt herself.
Glamouring is only something
old and powerful
vampires can do.
So what did you do?
Nothing!
That Aussie punk is
as mad as a cut snake.
She freaked out on me earlier.
Told me to "stay
out of her mirror."
If I was going to
break her legs,
I'd have done it then.
I think she's
telling the truth.
I am!
Now, your star has
lines to learn.
We open tomorrow!
No time to yabber
like a dill.
I think you're spending
a little too much time
as Sunday's understudy.
Aw, she's apples!
Now, on your bike before
I go aggro on yer bakehole!
[indistinct whispering]
[gasp]
What?
How can I have a reflection?
I don't believe it.
I am so hot!
I am gonna look awesome
under that spotlight.
[indistinct whispering]
There isn't going
to be any spotlight.
For anyone.
Your father-
-is on a team-building
trip for his work,
and he sent us this cake
that his team built.
So, we're going to record
ourselves loving it
and send him the video.
Okay.
And if it makes you sick,
I owe you one, okay?
Got it.
So, how's -
how's the play going?
Um, well, our star kinda had
a hundred pounds of sandbags
fall on her today.
Really?
You know, when I was
at your school,
a rainbow fell on a girl's
head on opening night.
A rainbow?
Was the play called
Rainbow Factory?
Yeah, I think it was.
We're doing the same play.
Really?
Well, that would be
a fun coincidence-
if two girls didn't get hurt.
[thud]
I think we might want
to record your sister
loving this cake.
Jane!
It's morning for my feelings!
Rainbeam, where are you?
Look to the sky, Sundrop.
Where happiness
spreads her wings!
[laughs]
Get it?
Don't upstage me.
Ever.
Or else.
Or else what?
What's wrong with you?
I was just playing.
This is my show.
Mine.
No one else can have it.
Your show?
You're sounding just
as bad as Sunday.
Look at yourself!
Whoa, you can
look at yourself!
You have a reflection!
[hisses]
Stay out of my mirror.
Stay out of my way.
Dude, how safe do
you think it would be
to have a
flamethrower on stage?
On a scale from pretty
safe to completely safe?
Pretty safe, I guess.
You never think
my ideas are safe.
Are you even listening to me?
You're searching theatre
curses on the web?
Dude, relent!
Look, 25 years ago,
the star of The Rainbow
Factory, Olivia Frye,
was the victim of a
horrible accident.
In our theatre.
On opening night.
And now, our star is
flattened by sandbags.
Yeah.
But not horribly.
We're cool right?
Dudes!
You've got to see this!
I'm sick of people not
knowing I'm Pranksy,
so I went all truth-crazy and
posted this before school.
Hey. I'm a name.
Pranksy.
So now that name has a face.
Recognize!
You don't show up
on camera, Bud.
I know I don't, but I
thought Pranksy would!
Dude, Pranksy is the
subversive voice of our time.
No one instantly paints
people's faces like he does.
How dare you try and take
credit for his genius!
But I'm Pranksy!
Ethan, I need your help.
Ethan...
I need your help.
Um, yeah.
Sorry, man.
Stage manager business.
Ah.
Benny doesn't help posers.
How dare you defy
the great Pranksy.
Hey!
Pranksy strikes again!
[*]
Erica attacked me!
She was acting like I'd
done something to her.
This is going to sound crazy,
but I saw her reflection
in her mirror.
I knew it!
I told Benny this
play was cursed!
Maybe I'm right!
Yeah, let's hope.
Look, we need to
go see that mirror.
I'll go.
Maybe you should avoid Erica.
So, you don't think
I could take her?
Actually I do.
One sec.
There.
Benny and I made a chart,
like they do for
cage fighters.
See, you're quicker, but
Erica's got the reach,
and she's a little stronger.
But I think you'd win
because you're not afraid
to get hit in the face!
Go!
Okay.
Erica?
Everything looks good.
Maybe a little too good.
Hey.
[buzzing noise]
This play is mine.
They need to hurt
for what they did.
This play is mine?
Where did that come from?
Ugh.
Ugh...
Did I get a nosebleed
and pass out again?
Oh, hey.
Oh!
Hi.
Where is everyone?
How long was I out?
Weird.
I always wear my
watch on my left hand.
You could see me.
No one sees me.
You were in the mirror.
Who are you?
I'm Ethan.
Is it ready?
Good.
I'm going to work my way to
dream and ride the rainbow!
[chuckling]
[laughter]
Ah!
They weren't
trying to hurt you.
It was supposed to be a joke.
You wanted me
to look stupid!
Now, you're
all going to pay.
All of who?
My friends didn't do anything.
Someone's in my mirror.
Why do I have to wait?
I can wipe them out right now.
No, I had to suffer
in front of everyone,
and so will they.
Everyone trusts
their reflection.
It's opening night.
Do you want to
help me run lines?
Geek and his gizmos.
You seem happy...
but that'll change.
Check it out, Bitey.
Magic plus buttons
equals star power.
Like, actual
bright-as-a-star power.
Kinda the best, right?
All these techno toys
seem fragile to me.
[screams]
Benny!
I'm sorry!
It won't happen again.
I hope.
Erica, what's wrong with you?
Just leave me alone.
Ah!
That's not the Erica I know.
Yeah, that's kinda
the Erica I know.
Did Ethan say
if anything weird
was going on
with that mirror?
No.
I haven't seen him all day.
Should I be as
worried as you look?
Okay, so vampires
don't have reflections
because their curse blocks
the soul's inner light.
So, if Erica saw herself,
that means there's a
soul inside this mirror.
Hey, I'm getting pretty
good with this stick, huh?
Okay, there's someone inside,
but I can't tell
if it's Ethan.
There's only one
way to find out.
They deserve to hurt.
All of them!
Benny!
It's Ethan!
Get me out of here!
Touch the mirror
and pull me through!
Dude, I'm on it!
Sarah, you have to
touch the mirror.
Ethan needs a
supernatural connection!
Hold on!
I know a spell that can
unleash a soul's energy-
Just do it!
Email me the explanation!
Here we go!
Zara-KOTH mas NARA-koth!
Hey.
Teamwork for the win!
Thanks.
Get away from my mirror!
You cracked it!
Erica, watch out.
What are you doing?
That's seven years bad luck.
Well, I guess I'll
just have to shower
with your Grandma's
special soap again.
Erica?
Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay.
I'm finally free.
And stronger than ever.
I think I'll start the
show with the finale.
Should we be
terrified by that?
No time to explain.
There was a ghost girl
trapped in the mirror.
Now she's inside Erica.
We gotta stop her before she
gets revenge on everyone.
For someone with no time to
explain, you did a good job.
Okay.
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to the Whitechapel
High production
of The Rainbow Factory.
I'm so excited.
My son is the stage manager.
I hope you enjoy an evening
of warmed hearts and
uplifted spirits!
I hope nobody ends
up in the hospital.
Oh, again.
I'm so sorry.
My own fault.
I did go a bit Billy Bonkers.
But now it's Erica's turn to
really make Sundrop shine.
Okay.
[applause]
[laughs]
You tried to stop me!
But the show must go on!
[laughs]
Heads up, hippie!
I don't understand why
all these shows nowadays
have to have vampires in them.
That's our babysitter.
Safety is off.
Lightning is on.
[hissing]
It's Benny time!
Get off my stage!
Olivia!
Fix your hair!
Now, Benny!
Libro halam!
Ahhh!
[loud applause]
Wow!
Inspired!
I never thought of playing
Sundrop as a raving nutter.
And the lightning was great!
No, no,
how can you participate?
'Kay, this'll hold her
until we can
release her for good
and let her move on.
Catch and release, huh?
Very ecofriendly.
Oh, well.
It was nice to have a
reflection while it lasted.
Yeah, it was nice for you.
The rest of us nearly died.
Ah, come on.
We had a pretty great opening.
Is Ms. LOL still
apologizing to everyone?
Children are creative,
but like a car licence,
a creative licence can sometimes
lead to a stupendous crash.
Stupendous but beautiful.
Especially since
no one was hurt.
I'm reminded of Persephone's
famous parting words
to Prince Lucan in the play-
[audience gasps]
Pranksy is revealed!
[audience cheers]
Pranksy? I love him!
Rory, you've got
three weeks detention.
So good.
Ugh.
I hate that hippie junk.
This is going to be the
worst school play ever.
So why do you
want to be in it?
I don't want to
be in the play.
I want to do lights and sound.
Yeah, 'cause that'll
be much cooler.
Have you seen that
controller console?
It has, like,
a million buttons.
It's on my bucket list.
Why do you have a bucket list?
You'll never kick the bucket.
It's a long list.
And item 12 says
"Star in the school play."
So I can ram it in the face
of that pint-sized drama
queen Sunday Clovers.
You act like she came all
the way from Australia
on exchange just
to bother you.
Well...
Why can't you just be nice?
Don't tell me how
to live, Sarah.
I just don't want
you making lightning
and burning
everyone's hair off.
Again.
Eyebrows don't count as hair!
Age before beauty.
Oh, that's it-
let the eagles
of creativity soar!
I'm off to make copies
of this wonderful script!
Looks like it doesn't
want to open.
It didn't want to
be found, either!
Hiding away inside that
basement wall for 25 years.
And I took it out.
Ah! There we go.
Should be clear
sailing from here.
[electrical buzzing]
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door.
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
I'm the understudy?
But I totally nailed
that audition!
The sun warms the
lake with her love!
She smiles the
water to the sky!
It falls back down
to the ground,
to hug every flower
and every tree!
You were very present!
Congratulations,
Sunday Clovers.
You're our lead!
[squealing]
"Do I dream?
Or do my waking eyes
see colour anew?
Such reds!
Such golds!
Ah, to see my joy!"
Thank you so much,
Ms. Lofthouse Oldman-Little!
Oh, the kids call me Ms. LOL.
Makes me want to put that
little shrimp on the barbie.
I know you'll be
a real ace understudy,
and you'll step right in
if something happens to me!
Yes.
If something happens to you.
Wow!
You have a lot of
positive energy.
I can feel it in my ribs!
I'm grinning like a shot fox!
I'm gonna do the Harold Hold
and have a Captain Cook
at my dressing room!
[squeals]
What just happened?
Oh, and Sarah.
I know you'd be a perfect fit
for Sundrop's best
friend, Rainbeam.
I was just helping Erica out.
I wasn't trying out myself.
What a shame.
You're a natural.
-down to the ground, to hug
every flower and every tree!
The water cycle is
truly a cycle of love.
Sorry.
Cycle of "wuv."
Really?
Because I actually had
so much fun doing it!
And the part about the bunnies
that "wuv" each other?
So cute!
I'll take that as a big yes.
Welcome aboard.
Good luck acting like you
can stand Sunday Clovers.
* La-la-la-la-la-la!
[squeals]
[buzzing]
Who needs to suffer?
What?
But I don't want
to hurt anyone.
[indistinct whispering]
Hey, Ethan, check this out!
My new prank video just
hit a million views!
Owned by Pranksy!
Classic Pranksy.
I'm super popular.
Wait, you're Pranksy?
The guy who paints
people's faces?
Yep.
And nobody knows it.
Suckers!
Well, technically,
if nobody knows,
then you're not
really popular.
Ah, but I'm-
I'm Pranksy.
Yeah, but nobody knows that.
Oh, no!
People need to
know I'm awesome.
I gotta get on this.
Ethan!
This script rots!
There's no lightning!
No thunder!
Nothing even close
to an explosion!
I know.
I hear it's rammed
full of feelings
and believing in yourself.
Benny believes in lightning.
You gotta sign up and
help me out with this.
No way.
I am not a drama nerd.
I am a real nerd.
Sarah's in it.
I'm a drama nerd.
When I was a little girl,
I dreamed about
being a movie star.
Kinda hard now since
I can't show up on camera.
But the last two weeks
have been so much fun-
Ethan, we need you in
the rehearsal room!
-and a great escape from-
sorry.
You don't have to
listen to all this.
No, no, no, go on.
That's what stage
managers are for.
I think.
[indistinct whispers]
You're the star.
They didn't treat
you like one,
and they have to pay.
It's time to break a leg.
Now, Rainbeam needs
to help Sundrop
believe in loving herself
so she can apply for
the job of Mother Nature.
Can you put that
in your heart?
I got it.
Okay, good.
All right, where's our star?
We have to get cracking.
The sun drops down too-
-so the grasses can grow!
Um. Ouch.
My hands.
That is why the
sun drops down!
[scream]
Sunday?
I'm okay.
No worries.
We need a doctor!
And an understudy!
Wait, can't vampires
go all puppet master
on the weak-minded?
You could have convinced
her to hurt herself.
Glamouring is only something
old and powerful
vampires can do.
So what did you do?
Nothing!
That Aussie punk is
as mad as a cut snake.
She freaked out on me earlier.
Told me to "stay
out of her mirror."
If I was going to
break her legs,
I'd have done it then.
I think she's
telling the truth.
I am!
Now, your star has
lines to learn.
We open tomorrow!
No time to yabber
like a dill.
I think you're spending
a little too much time
as Sunday's understudy.
Aw, she's apples!
Now, on your bike before
I go aggro on yer bakehole!
[indistinct whispering]
[gasp]
What?
How can I have a reflection?
I don't believe it.
I am so hot!
I am gonna look awesome
under that spotlight.
[indistinct whispering]
There isn't going
to be any spotlight.
For anyone.
Your father-
-is on a team-building
trip for his work,
and he sent us this cake
that his team built.
So, we're going to record
ourselves loving it
and send him the video.
Okay.
And if it makes you sick,
I owe you one, okay?
Got it.
So, how's -
how's the play going?
Um, well, our star kinda had
a hundred pounds of sandbags
fall on her today.
Really?
You know, when I was
at your school,
a rainbow fell on a girl's
head on opening night.
A rainbow?
Was the play called
Rainbow Factory?
Yeah, I think it was.
We're doing the same play.
Really?
Well, that would be
a fun coincidence-
if two girls didn't get hurt.
[thud]
I think we might want
to record your sister
loving this cake.
Jane!
It's morning for my feelings!
Rainbeam, where are you?
Look to the sky, Sundrop.
Where happiness
spreads her wings!
[laughs]
Get it?
Don't upstage me.
Ever.
Or else.
Or else what?
What's wrong with you?
I was just playing.
This is my show.
Mine.
No one else can have it.
Your show?
You're sounding just
as bad as Sunday.
Look at yourself!
Whoa, you can
look at yourself!
You have a reflection!
[hisses]
Stay out of my mirror.
Stay out of my way.
Dude, how safe do
you think it would be
to have a
flamethrower on stage?
On a scale from pretty
safe to completely safe?
Pretty safe, I guess.
You never think
my ideas are safe.
Are you even listening to me?
You're searching theatre
curses on the web?
Dude, relent!
Look, 25 years ago,
the star of The Rainbow
Factory, Olivia Frye,
was the victim of a
horrible accident.
In our theatre.
On opening night.
And now, our star is
flattened by sandbags.
Yeah.
But not horribly.
We're cool right?
Dudes!
You've got to see this!
I'm sick of people not
knowing I'm Pranksy,
so I went all truth-crazy and
posted this before school.
Hey. I'm a name.
Pranksy.
So now that name has a face.
Recognize!
You don't show up
on camera, Bud.
I know I don't, but I
thought Pranksy would!
Dude, Pranksy is the
subversive voice of our time.
No one instantly paints
people's faces like he does.
How dare you try and take
credit for his genius!
But I'm Pranksy!
Ethan, I need your help.
Ethan...
I need your help.
Um, yeah.
Sorry, man.
Stage manager business.
Ah.
Benny doesn't help posers.
How dare you defy
the great Pranksy.
Hey!
Pranksy strikes again!
[*]
Erica attacked me!
She was acting like I'd
done something to her.
This is going to sound crazy,
but I saw her reflection
in her mirror.
I knew it!
I told Benny this
play was cursed!
Maybe I'm right!
Yeah, let's hope.
Look, we need to
go see that mirror.
I'll go.
Maybe you should avoid Erica.
So, you don't think
I could take her?
Actually I do.
One sec.
There.
Benny and I made a chart,
like they do for
cage fighters.
See, you're quicker, but
Erica's got the reach,
and she's a little stronger.
But I think you'd win
because you're not afraid
to get hit in the face!
Go!
Okay.
Erica?
Everything looks good.
Maybe a little too good.
Hey.
[buzzing noise]
This play is mine.
They need to hurt
for what they did.
This play is mine?
Where did that come from?
Ugh.
Ugh...
Did I get a nosebleed
and pass out again?
Oh, hey.
Oh!
Hi.
Where is everyone?
How long was I out?
Weird.
I always wear my
watch on my left hand.
You could see me.
No one sees me.
You were in the mirror.
Who are you?
I'm Ethan.
Is it ready?
Good.
I'm going to work my way to
dream and ride the rainbow!
[chuckling]
[laughter]
Ah!
They weren't
trying to hurt you.
It was supposed to be a joke.
You wanted me
to look stupid!
Now, you're
all going to pay.
All of who?
My friends didn't do anything.
Someone's in my mirror.
Why do I have to wait?
I can wipe them out right now.
No, I had to suffer
in front of everyone,
and so will they.
Everyone trusts
their reflection.
It's opening night.
Do you want to
help me run lines?
Geek and his gizmos.
You seem happy...
but that'll change.
Check it out, Bitey.
Magic plus buttons
equals star power.
Like, actual
bright-as-a-star power.
Kinda the best, right?
All these techno toys
seem fragile to me.
[screams]
Benny!
I'm sorry!
It won't happen again.
I hope.
Erica, what's wrong with you?
Just leave me alone.
Ah!
That's not the Erica I know.
Yeah, that's kinda
the Erica I know.
Did Ethan say
if anything weird
was going on
with that mirror?
No.
I haven't seen him all day.
Should I be as
worried as you look?
Okay, so vampires
don't have reflections
because their curse blocks
the soul's inner light.
So, if Erica saw herself,
that means there's a
soul inside this mirror.
Hey, I'm getting pretty
good with this stick, huh?
Okay, there's someone inside,
but I can't tell
if it's Ethan.
There's only one
way to find out.
They deserve to hurt.
All of them!
Benny!
It's Ethan!
Get me out of here!
Touch the mirror
and pull me through!
Dude, I'm on it!
Sarah, you have to
touch the mirror.
Ethan needs a
supernatural connection!
Hold on!
I know a spell that can
unleash a soul's energy-
Just do it!
Email me the explanation!
Here we go!
Zara-KOTH mas NARA-koth!
Hey.
Teamwork for the win!
Thanks.
Get away from my mirror!
You cracked it!
Erica, watch out.
What are you doing?
That's seven years bad luck.
Well, I guess I'll
just have to shower
with your Grandma's
special soap again.
Erica?
Are you okay?
Of course I'm okay.
I'm finally free.
And stronger than ever.
I think I'll start the
show with the finale.
Should we be
terrified by that?
No time to explain.
There was a ghost girl
trapped in the mirror.
Now she's inside Erica.
We gotta stop her before she
gets revenge on everyone.
For someone with no time to
explain, you did a good job.
Okay.
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to the Whitechapel
High production
of The Rainbow Factory.
I'm so excited.
My son is the stage manager.
I hope you enjoy an evening
of warmed hearts and
uplifted spirits!
I hope nobody ends
up in the hospital.
Oh, again.
I'm so sorry.
My own fault.
I did go a bit Billy Bonkers.
But now it's Erica's turn to
really make Sundrop shine.
Okay.
[applause]
[laughs]
You tried to stop me!
But the show must go on!
[laughs]
Heads up, hippie!
I don't understand why
all these shows nowadays
have to have vampires in them.
That's our babysitter.
Safety is off.
Lightning is on.
[hissing]
It's Benny time!
Get off my stage!
Olivia!
Fix your hair!
Now, Benny!
Libro halam!
Ahhh!
[loud applause]
Wow!
Inspired!
I never thought of playing
Sundrop as a raving nutter.
And the lightning was great!
No, no,
how can you participate?
'Kay, this'll hold her
until we can
release her for good
and let her move on.
Catch and release, huh?
Very ecofriendly.
Oh, well.
It was nice to have a
reflection while it lasted.
Yeah, it was nice for you.
The rest of us nearly died.
Ah, come on.
We had a pretty great opening.
Is Ms. LOL still
apologizing to everyone?
Children are creative,
but like a car licence,
a creative licence can sometimes
lead to a stupendous crash.
Stupendous but beautiful.
Especially since
no one was hurt.
I'm reminded of Persephone's
famous parting words
to Prince Lucan in the play-
[audience gasps]
Pranksy is revealed!
[audience cheers]
Pranksy? I love him!
Rory, you've got
three weeks detention.
So good.