My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011–2012): Season 2, Episode 13 - The Date to End All Dates: Part 2 - full transcript
While trying to recover the fearsome Lucifractor, Ethan and Benny learn the truth about what - and whom - they're up against. Ethan must face his worst fears and his only hope is to trust in his connection to his friends, and harness his growing psychic abilities. Ethan must also ask an old friend, and an even older enemy, to return and lend a hand.
The Lucifractor was confiscated
by your schoolmaster?
It's just in his office.
We'll get it back, easy.
And, technically,
he's our vice schoolmaster.
So...
Right. Yeah,
which makes it even easier.
The Lucifractor is the greatest
threat we vampires
have ever faced.
You have one day to get it back,
or we will raid that school.
And you don't want that.
So that's a threat.
It's okay.
Stern won't be any trouble.
For two hundred years,
Whitechapel has been a slum--
For supernatural garbage.
The Order built this town,
and it's time to take it back.
[beeping]
Whoops.
Late for work.
Oh, c'mon.
It's gotta in be here!
Have you looked under
L for Lucifractor?
I don't see it.
But I found our alien DNA
detector guards!
And our psionic helmet.
And the eye of Zartak.
I never realized how much
of our magic stuff
Stern's taken away from us.
Dude, I found it.
The Lucifractor?
No, better.
My Forever Flask!
Infinite root beer!
Benny, that's not
what we're looking for.
Really...
What are you looking for?
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
Your nerd pile will
sit in my office
until the end of the year.
And you will sit in detention
until-the sun dies.
Now get to class.
Gotta go, man.
The terror is starting
to leak out.
That was a mistake.
Still thinking about our date
last night, huh?
No, Benny and I were just--
wait, what?
You thought our date
was a mistake?
Well, I guess.
If you do.
I mean--
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Totally.
I guess sometimes you gotta
to try something
before you know
how horrible it'll be.
Oh.
Right, yeah.
Yeah.
"How horrible it can be?"
You yourself said
it was a mistake.
I was half-kidding!
And I didn't think he would
agree so quickly.
Whatever.
You gave it a shot-for some
reason-and look what happened.
Dinner was ruined,
everyone was attacked
by an invisible monster,
and there's a gem
that can kill all vampires.
The lesson?
Don't. Date. Geeks.
Whoo!
Benny.
Sarah just said
that our date was a mistake.
Oh, harsh.
And I kinda, maybe,
said it was horrible.
Oh, dude.
Harsh extract.
I know.
I just felt so awkward
that I agreed with her.
I didn't think
our night was that bad.
You know, aside from
everything that happened.
If my experience with girls
has taught me anything,
it's "just walk
away and ignore it."
That's what they do to me.
You're right.
Get past the personal.
Yeah.
Maybe I could ask Sarah
to go into Stern's office
and get the Lucifractor back.
Is she really in
the helping mood?
She just dumped you.
Or you dumped her.
Either way,
it smells like a dump.
But just hurry.
I do not want to be
in Geography class alone.
You're almost remembering
where Switzerland is.
I'm getting close, right?
Yeah.
You're not pointing to the blue
parts of the map anymore.
[whispers]
Sarah.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Psst!
Looks like someone's in need
of more awkward conversation.
Sarah.
[quietly]
She wouldn't talk to me.
Look, if my experiences with
girls has taught me one thing,
it's that you can't get anywhere
by talking to 'em.
Never works for me.
Makes sense.
So, how are we going to get
the Lucifractor?
BAM.
Projection Ring.
Stern swiped this from me before
I had a chance to try it out.
But I palmed it when we got
busted this morning.
So you put it on, and you can
look like anyone?
Yeah.
Who's gonna stop Stern from
walking into his own office?
Detention.
Super-detention.
Weak hat.
Be... better at learning.
You think you're so cool, Brady.
So cool.
And you're mean to Benny Weir
when it's obvious that he is way
more awesome than you.
You're off the football team...
forever!
Deal with it!
You, you're all off the hook.
Secretary lady,
you work too hard.
Take the day off.
Oh.
Hi?
Hello.
I thought you'd be handing out
detentions to the late-lunchers.
I made my quota yesterday.
Then you're dreaming!
No, I'm not!
So that's what this does.
I never thought to try it on.
I can explain.
Oh, I know you can.
I'm a wizard and we're looking
for a magic marble
and Ethan is a seer
and has visions.
Benny, you've been gone forever.
By the way, if anyone asks,
you have a complicated bladder
condition called--
Later.
I looked through Stern's office.
There's no sign
of the Lucifractor.
But... I found this.
It's for you.
I never would have guessed
you were a seer
or that you would know
about the Lucifractor.
The Bat Brigade stole the
Lucifractor from my family
and then they took
Whitechapel itself.
Now that I have one,
I'll take back the other.
My grandfather, Galen Sinestro,
would be so proud of me.
And if you're thinking of
getting in my way,
here's a peek
at the coming attractions.
Ah!
Benny, Stern knows about us.
He knows what
the Lucifractor is.
Did he do anything to you?
No!
But I'm sure you have some
brilliant plan to stop him.
What is it?
Tell me everything.
I don't have a plan.
He's tougher than
anything we've ever faced!
Thank you for that unsolicited
yet oh-so-accurate compliment.
Ah!
Ethan!
Are you okay?
What's ...
What's wrong with you?
What?
What's wrong with you?
It was just one bad date!
(Knocking at door)
BENNY:
Ethan?
Uh, your, ah, your uh...
Mom says you're nuts.
We can hug it out if you want.
I won't actually
hug you but we can talk.
Show me your hands.
Now!
Same two as last time, dude.
Well, the last time I saw you,
you were Stern.
He had your ring.
Yeah, everything
kind of went blank
after I snuck into his office.
I just woke up
a little while ago at home.
Somehow I made
this wicked sandwich.
But I don't know what was in it.
Weird.
Everybody's dead, Benny.
I see them-they're all dead.
Relax, dude.
First, um,
you see dead people?
Benny!
HA!
I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
No, you're not.
O-kay.
Um, I want to have Granny take
a look at your brain, all right?
Something's up.
They're clearing out
all the shelves.
They must be
getting ready to paint.
They know the Lucifractor has
been found, and they're running!
You!
You've been promoted to guard!
Take a post
outside the inner chamber.
Cool!
Can I yell "Halt"
if I see someone?
And "Who goes there?"
Yes.
Has your friend Sarah
deserted us, as well?
She's just dealing with some
fallout from a bad date.
Ethan's being a cry-baby.
If he doesn't find
the Lucifractor,
he won't have
a head to cry with.
Anything?
Yes.
In his head?
Yes.
Is it bad?
Sorry.
Ethan, the Fear Binding you're
under is very strong.
We're all going to die.
Look at me.
Now!
What you see is not real.
I don't have a spike
through my head.
You don't have a head,
actually.
[phone rings]
It's Sarah.
I have to get her
out of Whitechapel.
We should all leave.
No.
We should stay.
We need to talk with her.
We're ready.
Ethan, Look at Sarah.
Stern wants you afraid.
Why?
Because he knows
you can stop him.
You just have to find something
stronger than your fear.
Sarah's the one you want to
protect the most.
But, I'm his best friend!
Now, whatever teenager nonsense
is going on,
you two care about each other.
And you have to believe me:
that's stronger than any magic
Stern might put in this message.
Let's see what
we're dealing with.
What's going on?
I shouldn't get
a vision from you.
You didn't.
You're in my mind.
Your abilities are growing.
That paper should have thrown
you for a loop
the way it did me.
But this is--
this is too much for me.
I need to rest.
You have to fight your fear.
You're stronger than you think.
You can win.
What happened?
Grandma?
What happened?
Stern's magic.
She'll be okay, but she may be
like that for a while.
We're on our own.
Now what?
We go after that goon and show
him what the score is.
Can't be that hard.
His jackets are so ugly.
Right?
Halt!
Who goes there?
Who goes there?
Show yourself, fiend!
Vice Principal Stern?
I've waited so long for this.
I thought it would be harder.
Vice Principal Stern
is Lucifracting everyone.
Vice Principal Stern?!
I've wanted to de-spine him
ever since he shut down
the school's Dusk club.
No!
You'll be absorbed
by the Lucifractor.
Let him have this town.
He's human.
We can simply return
when he dies of old age.
If there's a fight coming,
I want to be here
with my friends.
I'm not going to leave Sarah if
that guy wants to wipe us out.
You two are coming with me.
Aren't you?
Yes.
Whitechapel can worry
about itself.
Okay.
You know what?
Enough is enough.
Dude, we have gone up against
all kinds of crazy stuff before,
and we always win.
Well, basically, most
of the time we almost lose,
but that's not the point.
The point is, you're the guy
who pulls it together.
Every time.
So pull it together!
I just talked to Erica.
She didn't sound like herself.
She's leaving town with Rory,
and the entire
Vampire Council's running.
Ethan...
We need your help.
If we can't stop Stern,
who knows what's
going to happen to us.
Look, I can't let anything
happen to you guys.
Your grandma said that
I had to find something
stronger than fear.
I think I did.
Here...
Do you feel that?
Dude?
Are we having a moment?
I'm okay, as long as
I don't let the fear through.
We can do this.
We're on our own against Stern.
Well, then I guess
someone's banishment
can't really be enforced.
Guys, don't freak out.
I've thought it over and
this is our best shot, okay?
Sarah!
You two aren't very happy
to see me, I can tell.
You bit my best friend!
And you made me
suck out the venom
when you knew what it would do!
And I'd love to
be sorry about that,
but you all know
I've done much, much worse.
Later.
The man who has the Lucifractor
is related to the wizard
you took down 200 years ago.
Sinestro family revenge;
what a shock.
How did you stop his
super-great grandfather?
He loved power.
He loved to show it off.
I let him wipe out most of
my flock with the Lucifractor
while I snuck up behind him
and drained him dry.
I told you I'd done worse.
We wait here.
Should we follow her?
She's scary.
I'm not sure.
Wasn't this your idea?
Follow me.
You WANT to follow me.
Yes, I want to follow you.
Yes.
Follow.
We're a little late
to the party.
Where would Stern go?
The Caller.
We use it to communicate with
other covens but he can use it
to broadcast
the Lucifractor's field
across the entire town at once.
[door slams]
Ethan--
so happy you could make it.
Well, I got bored
looking at dead people.
I can think of one
I'd like to see.
Benny?
Benny and I had
a little conversation
when I caught him
in the office.
Well, a one-sided
conversation, really.
Take care of your
friends for me.
There's a good boy.
Benny?
We have to take Benny out.
He's an acceptable loss.
No, he's not!
What's so funny?
Veritas mazok-nar
Benny pal-natak!
What is that thing?
After that time a magic camera
turned Benny into Evil Benny,
he sent me an email marked
"In Case of Evil Benny,
Open This."
I never thought I'd get
the chance to use it!
Ah, don't hurt me again.
You know, only some people
can pull off a cape.
You're not one of them.
Huh.
Now I see the resemblance.
Spitting image
of old Galen Sinestro.
But with a head.
What do you know about him?
I remember how his blood
tasted-even after 200 years.
Wow.
I'm gonna enjoy this.
Ah!
What is this?
I'm in your mind.
You're stronger than I thought.
You're still not as strong
as I am.
You're not strong.
The Lucifractor is.
You're afraid of losing it,
just like you tried
to make me afraid.
I can feel it.
I'm not afraid of anything!
In two centuries, no one's had
enough power to do
what I'm about to do!
You're not doing anything.
The power's in that.
Not in you!
You're nothing.
Stop saying that!
I can draw all the energy
I need from this
and then the power
will be in me,
and I can get rid
of this little bauble!
You can't handle it.
You're afraid.
Stop it!
Enough!
I can feel the power!
The deepest darkness!
You're such a fool!
You'll never stop me now!
Sarah!
Yes!
Come on.
Get up!
I feel the power!
Good second date.
Much more our speed.
What I miss?
You'll be just in time for the
end if we don't leave now.
Go! Run!
Now!
Come on!
Hurry up!
Benny, come on!
Go!
There is no limit!
No limit!
If we're supposed to running
away, shouldn't we be...
running?
Like, away?
Be silent.
We're waiting.
For what?
[loud explosion]
That.
It is done.
Nice explosion.
Ethan and Benny'll be sad
if they missed that.
by your schoolmaster?
It's just in his office.
We'll get it back, easy.
And, technically,
he's our vice schoolmaster.
So...
Right. Yeah,
which makes it even easier.
The Lucifractor is the greatest
threat we vampires
have ever faced.
You have one day to get it back,
or we will raid that school.
And you don't want that.
So that's a threat.
It's okay.
Stern won't be any trouble.
For two hundred years,
Whitechapel has been a slum--
For supernatural garbage.
The Order built this town,
and it's time to take it back.
[beeping]
Whoops.
Late for work.
Oh, c'mon.
It's gotta in be here!
Have you looked under
L for Lucifractor?
I don't see it.
But I found our alien DNA
detector guards!
And our psionic helmet.
And the eye of Zartak.
I never realized how much
of our magic stuff
Stern's taken away from us.
Dude, I found it.
The Lucifractor?
No, better.
My Forever Flask!
Infinite root beer!
Benny, that's not
what we're looking for.
Really...
What are you looking for?
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
Your nerd pile will
sit in my office
until the end of the year.
And you will sit in detention
until-the sun dies.
Now get to class.
Gotta go, man.
The terror is starting
to leak out.
That was a mistake.
Still thinking about our date
last night, huh?
No, Benny and I were just--
wait, what?
You thought our date
was a mistake?
Well, I guess.
If you do.
I mean--
Oh.
Yeah, yeah.
Totally.
I guess sometimes you gotta
to try something
before you know
how horrible it'll be.
Oh.
Right, yeah.
Yeah.
"How horrible it can be?"
You yourself said
it was a mistake.
I was half-kidding!
And I didn't think he would
agree so quickly.
Whatever.
You gave it a shot-for some
reason-and look what happened.
Dinner was ruined,
everyone was attacked
by an invisible monster,
and there's a gem
that can kill all vampires.
The lesson?
Don't. Date. Geeks.
Whoo!
Benny.
Sarah just said
that our date was a mistake.
Oh, harsh.
And I kinda, maybe,
said it was horrible.
Oh, dude.
Harsh extract.
I know.
I just felt so awkward
that I agreed with her.
I didn't think
our night was that bad.
You know, aside from
everything that happened.
If my experience with girls
has taught me anything,
it's "just walk
away and ignore it."
That's what they do to me.
You're right.
Get past the personal.
Yeah.
Maybe I could ask Sarah
to go into Stern's office
and get the Lucifractor back.
Is she really in
the helping mood?
She just dumped you.
Or you dumped her.
Either way,
it smells like a dump.
But just hurry.
I do not want to be
in Geography class alone.
You're almost remembering
where Switzerland is.
I'm getting close, right?
Yeah.
You're not pointing to the blue
parts of the map anymore.
[whispers]
Sarah.
Sarah.
Sarah.
Psst!
Looks like someone's in need
of more awkward conversation.
Sarah.
[quietly]
She wouldn't talk to me.
Look, if my experiences with
girls has taught me one thing,
it's that you can't get anywhere
by talking to 'em.
Never works for me.
Makes sense.
So, how are we going to get
the Lucifractor?
BAM.
Projection Ring.
Stern swiped this from me before
I had a chance to try it out.
But I palmed it when we got
busted this morning.
So you put it on, and you can
look like anyone?
Yeah.
Who's gonna stop Stern from
walking into his own office?
Detention.
Super-detention.
Weak hat.
Be... better at learning.
You think you're so cool, Brady.
So cool.
And you're mean to Benny Weir
when it's obvious that he is way
more awesome than you.
You're off the football team...
forever!
Deal with it!
You, you're all off the hook.
Secretary lady,
you work too hard.
Take the day off.
Oh.
Hi?
Hello.
I thought you'd be handing out
detentions to the late-lunchers.
I made my quota yesterday.
Then you're dreaming!
No, I'm not!
So that's what this does.
I never thought to try it on.
I can explain.
Oh, I know you can.
I'm a wizard and we're looking
for a magic marble
and Ethan is a seer
and has visions.
Benny, you've been gone forever.
By the way, if anyone asks,
you have a complicated bladder
condition called--
Later.
I looked through Stern's office.
There's no sign
of the Lucifractor.
But... I found this.
It's for you.
I never would have guessed
you were a seer
or that you would know
about the Lucifractor.
The Bat Brigade stole the
Lucifractor from my family
and then they took
Whitechapel itself.
Now that I have one,
I'll take back the other.
My grandfather, Galen Sinestro,
would be so proud of me.
And if you're thinking of
getting in my way,
here's a peek
at the coming attractions.
Ah!
Benny, Stern knows about us.
He knows what
the Lucifractor is.
Did he do anything to you?
No!
But I'm sure you have some
brilliant plan to stop him.
What is it?
Tell me everything.
I don't have a plan.
He's tougher than
anything we've ever faced!
Thank you for that unsolicited
yet oh-so-accurate compliment.
Ah!
Ethan!
Are you okay?
What's ...
What's wrong with you?
What?
What's wrong with you?
It was just one bad date!
(Knocking at door)
BENNY:
Ethan?
Uh, your, ah, your uh...
Mom says you're nuts.
We can hug it out if you want.
I won't actually
hug you but we can talk.
Show me your hands.
Now!
Same two as last time, dude.
Well, the last time I saw you,
you were Stern.
He had your ring.
Yeah, everything
kind of went blank
after I snuck into his office.
I just woke up
a little while ago at home.
Somehow I made
this wicked sandwich.
But I don't know what was in it.
Weird.
Everybody's dead, Benny.
I see them-they're all dead.
Relax, dude.
First, um,
you see dead people?
Benny!
HA!
I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
No, you're not.
O-kay.
Um, I want to have Granny take
a look at your brain, all right?
Something's up.
They're clearing out
all the shelves.
They must be
getting ready to paint.
They know the Lucifractor has
been found, and they're running!
You!
You've been promoted to guard!
Take a post
outside the inner chamber.
Cool!
Can I yell "Halt"
if I see someone?
And "Who goes there?"
Yes.
Has your friend Sarah
deserted us, as well?
She's just dealing with some
fallout from a bad date.
Ethan's being a cry-baby.
If he doesn't find
the Lucifractor,
he won't have
a head to cry with.
Anything?
Yes.
In his head?
Yes.
Is it bad?
Sorry.
Ethan, the Fear Binding you're
under is very strong.
We're all going to die.
Look at me.
Now!
What you see is not real.
I don't have a spike
through my head.
You don't have a head,
actually.
[phone rings]
It's Sarah.
I have to get her
out of Whitechapel.
We should all leave.
No.
We should stay.
We need to talk with her.
We're ready.
Ethan, Look at Sarah.
Stern wants you afraid.
Why?
Because he knows
you can stop him.
You just have to find something
stronger than your fear.
Sarah's the one you want to
protect the most.
But, I'm his best friend!
Now, whatever teenager nonsense
is going on,
you two care about each other.
And you have to believe me:
that's stronger than any magic
Stern might put in this message.
Let's see what
we're dealing with.
What's going on?
I shouldn't get
a vision from you.
You didn't.
You're in my mind.
Your abilities are growing.
That paper should have thrown
you for a loop
the way it did me.
But this is--
this is too much for me.
I need to rest.
You have to fight your fear.
You're stronger than you think.
You can win.
What happened?
Grandma?
What happened?
Stern's magic.
She'll be okay, but she may be
like that for a while.
We're on our own.
Now what?
We go after that goon and show
him what the score is.
Can't be that hard.
His jackets are so ugly.
Right?
Halt!
Who goes there?
Who goes there?
Show yourself, fiend!
Vice Principal Stern?
I've waited so long for this.
I thought it would be harder.
Vice Principal Stern
is Lucifracting everyone.
Vice Principal Stern?!
I've wanted to de-spine him
ever since he shut down
the school's Dusk club.
No!
You'll be absorbed
by the Lucifractor.
Let him have this town.
He's human.
We can simply return
when he dies of old age.
If there's a fight coming,
I want to be here
with my friends.
I'm not going to leave Sarah if
that guy wants to wipe us out.
You two are coming with me.
Aren't you?
Yes.
Whitechapel can worry
about itself.
Okay.
You know what?
Enough is enough.
Dude, we have gone up against
all kinds of crazy stuff before,
and we always win.
Well, basically, most
of the time we almost lose,
but that's not the point.
The point is, you're the guy
who pulls it together.
Every time.
So pull it together!
I just talked to Erica.
She didn't sound like herself.
She's leaving town with Rory,
and the entire
Vampire Council's running.
Ethan...
We need your help.
If we can't stop Stern,
who knows what's
going to happen to us.
Look, I can't let anything
happen to you guys.
Your grandma said that
I had to find something
stronger than fear.
I think I did.
Here...
Do you feel that?
Dude?
Are we having a moment?
I'm okay, as long as
I don't let the fear through.
We can do this.
We're on our own against Stern.
Well, then I guess
someone's banishment
can't really be enforced.
Guys, don't freak out.
I've thought it over and
this is our best shot, okay?
Sarah!
You two aren't very happy
to see me, I can tell.
You bit my best friend!
And you made me
suck out the venom
when you knew what it would do!
And I'd love to
be sorry about that,
but you all know
I've done much, much worse.
Later.
The man who has the Lucifractor
is related to the wizard
you took down 200 years ago.
Sinestro family revenge;
what a shock.
How did you stop his
super-great grandfather?
He loved power.
He loved to show it off.
I let him wipe out most of
my flock with the Lucifractor
while I snuck up behind him
and drained him dry.
I told you I'd done worse.
We wait here.
Should we follow her?
She's scary.
I'm not sure.
Wasn't this your idea?
Follow me.
You WANT to follow me.
Yes, I want to follow you.
Yes.
Follow.
We're a little late
to the party.
Where would Stern go?
The Caller.
We use it to communicate with
other covens but he can use it
to broadcast
the Lucifractor's field
across the entire town at once.
[door slams]
Ethan--
so happy you could make it.
Well, I got bored
looking at dead people.
I can think of one
I'd like to see.
Benny?
Benny and I had
a little conversation
when I caught him
in the office.
Well, a one-sided
conversation, really.
Take care of your
friends for me.
There's a good boy.
Benny?
We have to take Benny out.
He's an acceptable loss.
No, he's not!
What's so funny?
Veritas mazok-nar
Benny pal-natak!
What is that thing?
After that time a magic camera
turned Benny into Evil Benny,
he sent me an email marked
"In Case of Evil Benny,
Open This."
I never thought I'd get
the chance to use it!
Ah, don't hurt me again.
You know, only some people
can pull off a cape.
You're not one of them.
Huh.
Now I see the resemblance.
Spitting image
of old Galen Sinestro.
But with a head.
What do you know about him?
I remember how his blood
tasted-even after 200 years.
Wow.
I'm gonna enjoy this.
Ah!
What is this?
I'm in your mind.
You're stronger than I thought.
You're still not as strong
as I am.
You're not strong.
The Lucifractor is.
You're afraid of losing it,
just like you tried
to make me afraid.
I can feel it.
I'm not afraid of anything!
In two centuries, no one's had
enough power to do
what I'm about to do!
You're not doing anything.
The power's in that.
Not in you!
You're nothing.
Stop saying that!
I can draw all the energy
I need from this
and then the power
will be in me,
and I can get rid
of this little bauble!
You can't handle it.
You're afraid.
Stop it!
Enough!
I can feel the power!
The deepest darkness!
You're such a fool!
You'll never stop me now!
Sarah!
Yes!
Come on.
Get up!
I feel the power!
Good second date.
Much more our speed.
What I miss?
You'll be just in time for the
end if we don't leave now.
Go! Run!
Now!
Come on!
Hurry up!
Benny, come on!
Go!
There is no limit!
No limit!
If we're supposed to running
away, shouldn't we be...
running?
Like, away?
Be silent.
We're waiting.
For what?
[loud explosion]
That.
It is done.
Nice explosion.
Ethan and Benny'll be sad
if they missed that.