My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011–2012): Season 1, Episode 6 - Friday Night Frights - full transcript
Ethan, Benny, Sarah and Rory must stop an old sports teacher (who's now a ghost) from haunting Ethan. But to do that Ethan, the least athletic person EVER, must win a wrestling match. Againest the school champion, Kurt 'The Hurt locker'.
This is the unholiest
abandoned veterinary hospital
I've ever seen. I'd put the
chances of seeing Canus Spectralis-
ghost dog-at total max.
Somebody's here.
I smelt it...
...but the spirit world
dealt it.
Rory!
Vampires don't even need food!
You know I'm a stress eater.
Scare Finder Rule
Number Eight:
Don't be afraid of scares.
Doug's fearless. He's a machine designed
to, like, delete fear from itself.
Hey, everybody! We're live
outside the door of this year's
Day with Doug winner.
This superfan gets to hang with me and
go on a scare find in his own town!
Oh, come on!
Who would bother us now?
That kid must have a crazy
luck bonus- like, a plus six!
I automatically hate this jerk.
He should be me and he isn't.
Hey, big man!
Name's Doug Falconhawk.
Ethan, you'll never believe
who won the contest.
Are you Ethan?
Hi...
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door ♪.
♪ Just for me. ♪
♪ What you get is ♪
♪ what you see. ♪
♪ No more ♪
♪ "Maybe it's Maybelline" ♪
♪ She can give you everything ♪
♪ you need. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Just for me. ♪
I dig your decorating style,
Ethan.
Ow.
Ow. Ow.
He's here. It's real.
This is a thing that's happening.
Dude, this is
off several hooks.
I don't believe
what I'm seeing...
There's an action figure
of me?
No, I made that
out of other figures.
See, you've got
Wolverine's groin, but...
...no one has awesome hair
like you do,
so I had to sculpt that
by myself.
Yeah!
Now tiny Doug can
kill a vampire.
Guys, guys...
I know this is the most awesome
thing that has ever happened ever.
But it is also
a complete disaster.
What? Bunk!
You couldn't
name five reasons why.
Doug hunts paranormal stuff.
Erica's a vampire.
Rory's a vampire.
Sarah is a vampire.
And you're an idiot.
Five.
You got lucky.
Hmm!
I'm pretty quotable!
You have to stay away
from Doug. It's too risky.
Are you kidding me, dude?
I was a geek before I became
Lord of the Night.
No way I'm passing up the chance
to become his assistant.
Usually the girls buy
the calendars.
Oh...
My sister got that for me.
Okay, fine.
We've got to hang out with Doug,
but no matter what, we have
to keep him away from Sarah.
Did you turn 11 last night?
What's with the juice box?
It's a new blood substitute
Benny's grandma gave me.
I guess she's used
to packing nerd lunches.
Ugh! It smells like shoe.
How is it?
Not bad. Aside from the
fact it may cause nausea,
dizziness, irritability,
bloating, and sleep drooling.
So I hate it.
I know you think
feeding on humans is "wrong",
but do you really want
to risk bloating?
Yeah...
I can't believe we got a ride
to school in the Vamp Camper.
I can't believe
you guys had your own suits.
Let's hit it.
All right, rug rats,
don't crowd Mr. Falconhawk.
One line.
One line.
Uh... Hey, you guys go ahead
to chemistry class.
I gotta swing by my locker.
This new blood is awful!
I need a new new one!
You guys gotta stay out of sight.
That's Doug Falconhawk.
Is that that night vision poser
from that show you guys like?
He looks
like a prison hairdresser.
Yeah,
serious mullet fail.
And you should be worried
about him.
If he gets in my way,
he's lunch.
His hair...
...is awesome!
Doug is like Batman.
And... all four Ghostbusters, and,
like, a scientist motorcycle gang,
all in one. And,
if he spots you,
you won't have a chance.
Scares don't find themselves.
But you can bring them to you,
if you have the right bait:
Aloe, musk,
saffron, pepper-
a recipe
for wicked ghost action!
You should spike it
with vervain, Doug.
It also makes
for a sweet vampire repellent.
Uh... So I've heard.
- Ah! - Whoa! You're not one of them,
are you, buddy?
Hey, Rory...
I bet Doug could
really go for a latte.
That's the kind of thing
a great assistant would fetch.
What's a latte?
I don't know. But I think a place
on the other side of town has one.
Sweet! I'll find one.
Thanks, dude!
Check this stuff out!
Sasquatch footprint.
Jar of ectoplasm
from a ghost sasquatch.
Werewolf claw.
Oh!
Best camping trip
ever!
Are you sure
it's real?
I... It should have
reverted to human form
after it was cut off.
I mean... at least,
that's what Wikipedia says.
Wikipedia!
Wow!
Is that an undead detector?
It's picking
something up!
Something close!
Gear up!
What's up, fools?
Uh, here!
Ha. Look, Doug.
It stopped beeping.
Must be broken.
Bummer!
Hey, gopher!
Where you been?
Scoring you a latte!
It's a type of coffee.
Ah! Let's roll!
Ooh! Yeah!
Doug... loves biscotti.
Oh! I'm on it!
Sarah? What's up?
This junk tastes like a punch in the
mouth, and it's kind of making me mad.
Benny's grandma's out of town at
a sorcery convention for a week-
or... however long it takes
to summon a demon.
Well, I guess everyone wants
me to go eat rats again!
Old, rat-biter Sarah.
Fine!
I'll be in the graveyard
eating rats like a loser!
What?! Keep moving!
The Falconhawk Forest Fry.
This is what I dig in to
whenever I'm in the bush
looking for El Chupacabra.
Canned spam, canned beans,
and pineapple chunks-
from a can.
Awesome!
The pineapple is wicked
caramelized!
Eat up. We'll need
all of our energy
- for an all-night terror stakeout.
- Stakeout?
I'm not just here to cook, bud;
We're gonna find some scares.
Where?
Where bodies lay,
scares will play.
The graveyard.
No!
Why not?
Um... because...
uh...
my house is haunted.
It is?
You should recycle instead of
littering in our green spaces.
Sorry.
This slop is making me nuts.
And slow!
I can't even catch a rat.
Go bug the nerd king.
He can just science you up
something new.
How come you never told me
this place was haunted?
I'm your friend!
Boo! Scared ya!
Hey, Jerry!
How's the best producer
in the world? Hold on.
I'll let you guys listen in
on some show biz chatter.
Makowski, the ratings
on your last episode were
like a disease!
You're putting people to sleep!
It's all, "Ooh,
what a squeak that floor made!"
Or, "Oh, man! I hope
that table didn't move!"
Unless the Scare Finder actually
finds something this week,
you can kiss your joke of a show
goodbye!
Your show's in trouble?
But... it's,
it's awesome!
The last episode rocked!
It was weak.
It's always weak!
I've never even
actually seen anything!
And this ghost grid,
it's never found a ghost!
But, uh...
...why'd he call you
"Makowski"?
My real name's
Doug Makowski.
Falconhawk is made up.
Oh. Rory's here
with your biscotti.
Maybe that'll get this...
party going.
I need... blood.
Help me!
Sarah,
Doug's gonna see you!
Oh, no.
I'm paralyzed by terror.
What good is a camera
that sees vampires
when there's no vampires
to see?
Holy cow!
A vampire!
What? No,
this is just a...
girl I know...
...who just showed up
to leave.
Oh, give me a break!
A vampire! A vampire!
Looks like
I broke your hero.
- Now, can you science me some new blood?
- He saw you!
Yeah, and he really looked like he
was gonna do something about it.
The guy is a total poser.
A real vampire.
The haters on my blog can
eat it!
Ooh...
Sarah's in trouble.
Yeah.
Doug IS awesome!
The best I could do is
a Danish. Did I miss anything?
This episode is gonna be
awesome.
This is bad-.
Uh, hey, let's not say things
we can't take back.
- There's an audio feed. - Okay, Makowski,
we're going live with this,
but it better be ratings gold.
We're interrupting Biggest, Bravest Babies.
This is huge, Jerry.
The world's first televised
vampire kill.
This bloodsucker's dead-
again!
Guys,
we gotta do something.
Do you think
Doug would... kill Sarah?
Even if he doesn't,
the whole world's gonna know
she's a vampire.
This town will be crawling
with guys like Doug.
Plus, spooky
government scientists.
What do we do?
Doug's our hero, and...
...I don't want to use
any of my arcane power
to rip his soul
from his mortal form.
Yeah, good thing
you're bad at magic.
If Doug wants a show
about vampires,
we'll give him one.
White Chapel,
the sleepy little town
where the horrors are
wide awake.
Nightmares don't dream.
I am the Scare Finder!
I'm on the trail
of a real vampire,
an undead abomination
who brazenly attacked me
only moments ago!
Uh...
You never hunt a hunter.
I can't believe
you are running from this loser.
Why don't you just
take him out?
I'm too weak from this fake
blood, and I'm not a killer!
It's Ethan.
"Meet me at the warehouse."
Great.
Spock has a logical plan.
Eww! You just made a
Star Trek reference.
Yeah,
and you recognized it.
I gotta... go...
Text me if you want me
to come eat this guy.
This is by far
the weakest fight preparation
in the history of showdowns.
We're not gonna fight Doug;
He needs to think
he was wrong about what he saw,
so we're gonna put on a show like
something out of those Dusk novels.
Oh, there's Sarah.
Okay,
go get into position.
Hey.
I'd... laugh at you
if I didn't want
to bite someone's face off.
Okay, um, here.
Put these on.
I have my own,
thanks.
They need to be fake.
Trust me.
And this.
Is this some
sort of blanket?
With sleeves.
And...
- ...here's your tiara too.
- Ethan, what are we doing?
What geeks do best,
ha-ha!
Live action
role-playing.
Okay, now I'm scared.
I've tracked the nefarious throat-muncher
into this abandoned warehouse-
clearly ground zero
for local vampire activity.
Well,
sorry, bats,
but you're not the only bird
in town anymore.
Triggerus chillius.
Holy cow!
A werewolf!
- Frozen!
- You trespass, human,
on ground
that is not yours.
Maybe I can gain his trust.
I'm tracking a vampire,
your eternal foe!
You track
my forbidden girlfriend?
And my future
vampire wife.
Another vampire!
Well, at least
it's a fair fight now.
I am Fangstorm,
the vampire.
If you have harmed my love,
then I will totally...
...vampire... you.
Bonnie prefers me,
Greg, the werewolf mechanic
with... a good heart.
I think I've stumbled-
hunted my way-
into a supernatural
love triangle.
Bonnie and I have
an arranged marriage.
The tradition has
lasted for like, a million years,
and...
and it's really important!
No, stop!
Stop this madness!
I've been tracking
a vampire princess?
Huh... I would have thought vampire
royalty would be better dressed.
I heard that, you jerk!
Fangstorm, Greg, please,
don't make me choose
between love and this super
ancient tradition of our people.
This is so stupid!
Your character wouldn't
say that!
I, Fangstorm,
challenge this...
...dog
to a wicked spin-kick fight.
Dude, I'll throw you
at him!
What? No, it'll hurt!
Ah!
Dude, are you trying
to bite me?
- I am Fangstorm!
- Now! Go get Doug!
I beg of you,
please, Mr. Falconhawk,
you can't let them kill each other.
You're the only human who can help.
Do I keep
my hunter's instincts in check
and play peacemaker?
Or do I bag myself a vampire
and write my name
in the history books?
Yeah,
I'll do that one.
Sarah, did you have
to kick him so hard?
Ethan! Shh!
Ethan! Benny!
What is this?
Um... hi, Doug.
Hey.
Heh-heh...
I'm sorry, Doug,
but when you showed up,
we thought
it would be awesome to be on TV.
I was live!
I'm ruined!
How could you do that
to a guy?
I just wanted
to make a fan's day.
- And maybe shoot a vampire.
- Yeah, maybe. On camera.
Instead, I get "punk'd"
by a Dusk convention.
- Sorry, Doug. We just...
- I don't know
why you would want to destroy
your own hero, just to get on TV!
Dressing up as monsters?
Rigging my camera
so that this girl would
show up as a vampire?
Kids weren't like this
before NewbieTube.
Here.
You might as well keep
these worthless things.
All packed up,
Mr. Fal... con... hawk...
Fresh latte
in the cup holders.
Thanks, Rory.
Some scares just aren't worth
finding.
Thanks for helping me and protecting White
Chapel's secret. You did the right thing.
Kinda like a hero.
Oh, and I'm never being
Bonnie again.
No matter what.
I'm sorry, guys.
I can't talk
right now.
Everything
I ever believed in...
...was a wig.
Camper won't start.
You're not a real mechanic,
are you? Or was that...
...part a lie too?
Worst episode ever.
White Chapel -the boring town
with the One-trophy high school
and the lukewarm lattes.
No scares to be found here;
Only lies and pranks.
And the only reason for you
to visit this place
is if you want to have your show
cancelled too.
Well, he's not bitter
at all.
You see that?
We got on TV!
But this isn't the end
of Doug Falconhawk.
Starting next month,
I could be coming to your town
and pulling a wicked prank
on you and your friends!
onhawk:
Prank Blaster!
Nice. I can't wait to watch Doug
prank blast some chump!
As long as
he stays away from us!
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Just for me ♪
abandoned veterinary hospital
I've ever seen. I'd put the
chances of seeing Canus Spectralis-
ghost dog-at total max.
Somebody's here.
I smelt it...
...but the spirit world
dealt it.
Rory!
Vampires don't even need food!
You know I'm a stress eater.
Scare Finder Rule
Number Eight:
Don't be afraid of scares.
Doug's fearless. He's a machine designed
to, like, delete fear from itself.
Hey, everybody! We're live
outside the door of this year's
Day with Doug winner.
This superfan gets to hang with me and
go on a scare find in his own town!
Oh, come on!
Who would bother us now?
That kid must have a crazy
luck bonus- like, a plus six!
I automatically hate this jerk.
He should be me and he isn't.
Hey, big man!
Name's Doug Falconhawk.
Ethan, you'll never believe
who won the contest.
Are you Ethan?
Hi...
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door ♪.
♪ Just for me. ♪
♪ What you get is ♪
♪ what you see. ♪
♪ No more ♪
♪ "Maybe it's Maybelline" ♪
♪ She can give you everything ♪
♪ you need. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Just for me. ♪
I dig your decorating style,
Ethan.
Ow.
Ow. Ow.
He's here. It's real.
This is a thing that's happening.
Dude, this is
off several hooks.
I don't believe
what I'm seeing...
There's an action figure
of me?
No, I made that
out of other figures.
See, you've got
Wolverine's groin, but...
...no one has awesome hair
like you do,
so I had to sculpt that
by myself.
Yeah!
Now tiny Doug can
kill a vampire.
Guys, guys...
I know this is the most awesome
thing that has ever happened ever.
But it is also
a complete disaster.
What? Bunk!
You couldn't
name five reasons why.
Doug hunts paranormal stuff.
Erica's a vampire.
Rory's a vampire.
Sarah is a vampire.
And you're an idiot.
Five.
You got lucky.
Hmm!
I'm pretty quotable!
You have to stay away
from Doug. It's too risky.
Are you kidding me, dude?
I was a geek before I became
Lord of the Night.
No way I'm passing up the chance
to become his assistant.
Usually the girls buy
the calendars.
Oh...
My sister got that for me.
Okay, fine.
We've got to hang out with Doug,
but no matter what, we have
to keep him away from Sarah.
Did you turn 11 last night?
What's with the juice box?
It's a new blood substitute
Benny's grandma gave me.
I guess she's used
to packing nerd lunches.
Ugh! It smells like shoe.
How is it?
Not bad. Aside from the
fact it may cause nausea,
dizziness, irritability,
bloating, and sleep drooling.
So I hate it.
I know you think
feeding on humans is "wrong",
but do you really want
to risk bloating?
Yeah...
I can't believe we got a ride
to school in the Vamp Camper.
I can't believe
you guys had your own suits.
Let's hit it.
All right, rug rats,
don't crowd Mr. Falconhawk.
One line.
One line.
Uh... Hey, you guys go ahead
to chemistry class.
I gotta swing by my locker.
This new blood is awful!
I need a new new one!
You guys gotta stay out of sight.
That's Doug Falconhawk.
Is that that night vision poser
from that show you guys like?
He looks
like a prison hairdresser.
Yeah,
serious mullet fail.
And you should be worried
about him.
If he gets in my way,
he's lunch.
His hair...
...is awesome!
Doug is like Batman.
And... all four Ghostbusters, and,
like, a scientist motorcycle gang,
all in one. And,
if he spots you,
you won't have a chance.
Scares don't find themselves.
But you can bring them to you,
if you have the right bait:
Aloe, musk,
saffron, pepper-
a recipe
for wicked ghost action!
You should spike it
with vervain, Doug.
It also makes
for a sweet vampire repellent.
Uh... So I've heard.
- Ah! - Whoa! You're not one of them,
are you, buddy?
Hey, Rory...
I bet Doug could
really go for a latte.
That's the kind of thing
a great assistant would fetch.
What's a latte?
I don't know. But I think a place
on the other side of town has one.
Sweet! I'll find one.
Thanks, dude!
Check this stuff out!
Sasquatch footprint.
Jar of ectoplasm
from a ghost sasquatch.
Werewolf claw.
Oh!
Best camping trip
ever!
Are you sure
it's real?
I... It should have
reverted to human form
after it was cut off.
I mean... at least,
that's what Wikipedia says.
Wikipedia!
Wow!
Is that an undead detector?
It's picking
something up!
Something close!
Gear up!
What's up, fools?
Uh, here!
Ha. Look, Doug.
It stopped beeping.
Must be broken.
Bummer!
Hey, gopher!
Where you been?
Scoring you a latte!
It's a type of coffee.
Ah! Let's roll!
Ooh! Yeah!
Doug... loves biscotti.
Oh! I'm on it!
Sarah? What's up?
This junk tastes like a punch in the
mouth, and it's kind of making me mad.
Benny's grandma's out of town at
a sorcery convention for a week-
or... however long it takes
to summon a demon.
Well, I guess everyone wants
me to go eat rats again!
Old, rat-biter Sarah.
Fine!
I'll be in the graveyard
eating rats like a loser!
What?! Keep moving!
The Falconhawk Forest Fry.
This is what I dig in to
whenever I'm in the bush
looking for El Chupacabra.
Canned spam, canned beans,
and pineapple chunks-
from a can.
Awesome!
The pineapple is wicked
caramelized!
Eat up. We'll need
all of our energy
- for an all-night terror stakeout.
- Stakeout?
I'm not just here to cook, bud;
We're gonna find some scares.
Where?
Where bodies lay,
scares will play.
The graveyard.
No!
Why not?
Um... because...
uh...
my house is haunted.
It is?
You should recycle instead of
littering in our green spaces.
Sorry.
This slop is making me nuts.
And slow!
I can't even catch a rat.
Go bug the nerd king.
He can just science you up
something new.
How come you never told me
this place was haunted?
I'm your friend!
Boo! Scared ya!
Hey, Jerry!
How's the best producer
in the world? Hold on.
I'll let you guys listen in
on some show biz chatter.
Makowski, the ratings
on your last episode were
like a disease!
You're putting people to sleep!
It's all, "Ooh,
what a squeak that floor made!"
Or, "Oh, man! I hope
that table didn't move!"
Unless the Scare Finder actually
finds something this week,
you can kiss your joke of a show
goodbye!
Your show's in trouble?
But... it's,
it's awesome!
The last episode rocked!
It was weak.
It's always weak!
I've never even
actually seen anything!
And this ghost grid,
it's never found a ghost!
But, uh...
...why'd he call you
"Makowski"?
My real name's
Doug Makowski.
Falconhawk is made up.
Oh. Rory's here
with your biscotti.
Maybe that'll get this...
party going.
I need... blood.
Help me!
Sarah,
Doug's gonna see you!
Oh, no.
I'm paralyzed by terror.
What good is a camera
that sees vampires
when there's no vampires
to see?
Holy cow!
A vampire!
What? No,
this is just a...
girl I know...
...who just showed up
to leave.
Oh, give me a break!
A vampire! A vampire!
Looks like
I broke your hero.
- Now, can you science me some new blood?
- He saw you!
Yeah, and he really looked like he
was gonna do something about it.
The guy is a total poser.
A real vampire.
The haters on my blog can
eat it!
Ooh...
Sarah's in trouble.
Yeah.
Doug IS awesome!
The best I could do is
a Danish. Did I miss anything?
This episode is gonna be
awesome.
This is bad-.
Uh, hey, let's not say things
we can't take back.
- There's an audio feed. - Okay, Makowski,
we're going live with this,
but it better be ratings gold.
We're interrupting Biggest, Bravest Babies.
This is huge, Jerry.
The world's first televised
vampire kill.
This bloodsucker's dead-
again!
Guys,
we gotta do something.
Do you think
Doug would... kill Sarah?
Even if he doesn't,
the whole world's gonna know
she's a vampire.
This town will be crawling
with guys like Doug.
Plus, spooky
government scientists.
What do we do?
Doug's our hero, and...
...I don't want to use
any of my arcane power
to rip his soul
from his mortal form.
Yeah, good thing
you're bad at magic.
If Doug wants a show
about vampires,
we'll give him one.
White Chapel,
the sleepy little town
where the horrors are
wide awake.
Nightmares don't dream.
I am the Scare Finder!
I'm on the trail
of a real vampire,
an undead abomination
who brazenly attacked me
only moments ago!
Uh...
You never hunt a hunter.
I can't believe
you are running from this loser.
Why don't you just
take him out?
I'm too weak from this fake
blood, and I'm not a killer!
It's Ethan.
"Meet me at the warehouse."
Great.
Spock has a logical plan.
Eww! You just made a
Star Trek reference.
Yeah,
and you recognized it.
I gotta... go...
Text me if you want me
to come eat this guy.
This is by far
the weakest fight preparation
in the history of showdowns.
We're not gonna fight Doug;
He needs to think
he was wrong about what he saw,
so we're gonna put on a show like
something out of those Dusk novels.
Oh, there's Sarah.
Okay,
go get into position.
Hey.
I'd... laugh at you
if I didn't want
to bite someone's face off.
Okay, um, here.
Put these on.
I have my own,
thanks.
They need to be fake.
Trust me.
And this.
Is this some
sort of blanket?
With sleeves.
And...
- ...here's your tiara too.
- Ethan, what are we doing?
What geeks do best,
ha-ha!
Live action
role-playing.
Okay, now I'm scared.
I've tracked the nefarious throat-muncher
into this abandoned warehouse-
clearly ground zero
for local vampire activity.
Well,
sorry, bats,
but you're not the only bird
in town anymore.
Triggerus chillius.
Holy cow!
A werewolf!
- Frozen!
- You trespass, human,
on ground
that is not yours.
Maybe I can gain his trust.
I'm tracking a vampire,
your eternal foe!
You track
my forbidden girlfriend?
And my future
vampire wife.
Another vampire!
Well, at least
it's a fair fight now.
I am Fangstorm,
the vampire.
If you have harmed my love,
then I will totally...
...vampire... you.
Bonnie prefers me,
Greg, the werewolf mechanic
with... a good heart.
I think I've stumbled-
hunted my way-
into a supernatural
love triangle.
Bonnie and I have
an arranged marriage.
The tradition has
lasted for like, a million years,
and...
and it's really important!
No, stop!
Stop this madness!
I've been tracking
a vampire princess?
Huh... I would have thought vampire
royalty would be better dressed.
I heard that, you jerk!
Fangstorm, Greg, please,
don't make me choose
between love and this super
ancient tradition of our people.
This is so stupid!
Your character wouldn't
say that!
I, Fangstorm,
challenge this...
...dog
to a wicked spin-kick fight.
Dude, I'll throw you
at him!
What? No, it'll hurt!
Ah!
Dude, are you trying
to bite me?
- I am Fangstorm!
- Now! Go get Doug!
I beg of you,
please, Mr. Falconhawk,
you can't let them kill each other.
You're the only human who can help.
Do I keep
my hunter's instincts in check
and play peacemaker?
Or do I bag myself a vampire
and write my name
in the history books?
Yeah,
I'll do that one.
Sarah, did you have
to kick him so hard?
Ethan! Shh!
Ethan! Benny!
What is this?
Um... hi, Doug.
Hey.
Heh-heh...
I'm sorry, Doug,
but when you showed up,
we thought
it would be awesome to be on TV.
I was live!
I'm ruined!
How could you do that
to a guy?
I just wanted
to make a fan's day.
- And maybe shoot a vampire.
- Yeah, maybe. On camera.
Instead, I get "punk'd"
by a Dusk convention.
- Sorry, Doug. We just...
- I don't know
why you would want to destroy
your own hero, just to get on TV!
Dressing up as monsters?
Rigging my camera
so that this girl would
show up as a vampire?
Kids weren't like this
before NewbieTube.
Here.
You might as well keep
these worthless things.
All packed up,
Mr. Fal... con... hawk...
Fresh latte
in the cup holders.
Thanks, Rory.
Some scares just aren't worth
finding.
Thanks for helping me and protecting White
Chapel's secret. You did the right thing.
Kinda like a hero.
Oh, and I'm never being
Bonnie again.
No matter what.
I'm sorry, guys.
I can't talk
right now.
Everything
I ever believed in...
...was a wig.
Camper won't start.
You're not a real mechanic,
are you? Or was that...
...part a lie too?
Worst episode ever.
White Chapel -the boring town
with the One-trophy high school
and the lukewarm lattes.
No scares to be found here;
Only lies and pranks.
And the only reason for you
to visit this place
is if you want to have your show
cancelled too.
Well, he's not bitter
at all.
You see that?
We got on TV!
But this isn't the end
of Doug Falconhawk.
Starting next month,
I could be coming to your town
and pulling a wicked prank
on you and your friends!
onhawk:
Prank Blaster!
Nice. I can't wait to watch Doug
prank blast some chump!
As long as
he stays away from us!
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Nice but not in a heart ♪
♪ that's pure. ♪
♪ She's the girl next door. ♪
♪ Just for me ♪