Mr Inbetween (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - The Pee Pee Guy - full transcript
A business associate falls from grace, while Ray takes the fall for a mate. A chance meeting in the park and a new apprentice.
Raymond. Sup?
Where's, uh, where's Freddy?
How come you didn't put
the bet on?
I did.
I told ya.
You talked to Mick?
Yeah.
And he said you didn't put
the fucking bet on.
No, he's a fucking liar.
Careful, mate.
What?
I've known Mick for 20 years.
Ray.
I swear to God
I put the bet on.
I don't know what Mick's
talking about.
I got Matty.
What's he saying?
He reckons Mick's
full of shit.
What do you think?
I think somebody's
full of shit.
Put him on.
Freddy wants a word with you.
Yeah.
- Freddy.
- Mate?
Yup.
Look, mate, I like you,
but...
that I can't trust, okay?
What are you talking about?
You didn't put the bet on.
I mean, cost me 30 grand.
All right?
Uh, I put the bet on, I...
But lying?
If you got something to say,
let's have a talk.
Yeah, I fucked up.
I'm sorry, mate.
Why didn't you put
the bet on?
I was gonna put the bet on,
but I just...
I ran into a mate and he
had some gear and...
Yeah, I just fucked up, man.
Hey, we all fuck up.
The important thing is that
you...
Fuck, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mate.
Forget it!
Yeah, put Ray back on.
Okay, thanks, Freddy.
Yeah, man.
Fuck him up a bit.
Not to kill him, but...
Okay. Hold on.
Next time Freddy tells you
to do something, mate,
just fucking do it.
Yeah?
I know. I know.
Sorry, mate.
I just...
Putting it in.
Oh, shit!
Ugh!
What's the news, my friend?
No news.
- No news?
- No.
What's news with you?
I got some bad news.
Yeah?
I had a bad week this week.
You have a bad week
every week.
What?
How long we been doing
business?
I'm a little early, Ray,
to be honest.
Don't turn this around on me,
shithead.
You should have the money.
Okay, okay, okay.
I got a guy who owes me ten.
All right?
Over in Ashfield.
You want to go get that?
You can keep it.
Okay.
So, ten.
Plus a G on top.
For what?
For collecting on the debt.
Collecting on the...
You're keeping the money.
I know, but I shouldn't have
to go and get the money
from somebody else, should I?
Hey, hey, you met Micky?
Micky!
This is Ray.
This the guy I was telling you
about.
Hey, man.
- Hey, you all right?
- Yeah, good. Yourself?
- Hey, good.
- Hey.
Go take him to see
that guy in Ashfield.
Yeah, sure.
So how long you been working
for Freddy?
So you want to have a go at
this guy
at Ashfield then, or...
Fuck yeah.
All yours.
- Hey Terry.
- Who the fuck are you?
Fuckin' wise
motherfucker.
Give me the fuckin' money!
Where is it?
Fuckin' Freddy's money!
Where is it?
- Hold on!
- Don't tell me to hold on,
you fucking cocksucker.
I'll get it!
Okay, I'll give the money,
okay?
Well, hurry up.
Look, I haven't got it now.
But I can get it later.
I'll get it at the end
of the week.
No. Now.
I don't have it.
Come on, mate.
I'm not your mate, dickhead.
I'm gonna count to three.
- I don't have it.
- One.
Look, I'll get it
end of this week.
- I swear.
- Two.
Um, please, sorry.
Mate, don't.
How long you married, Terry?
Uh...
12 years.
Got your wallet?
There's a couple hundred
in here.
I can go to the ATM
and get some.
No, don't worry about it,
mate.
Hold on.
Nice looking family.
- Thanks.
- Very nice.
You live in Kirribilli?
- Yeah.
- Huh?
Hartley Crescent.
I love Kirribilli.
It's a very, very nice place.
You stay here with him, mate,
all right?
Where you going?
I'm going to Kirribilli.
No, uh, look, um...
I'll get you
your money, okay?
- Um...
- I don't want any money.
What do you mean?
Well, it's not my job to
collect money.
It's his job.
What's your job?
My job's to make you sorry
you didn't pay
when you had the chance.
Look, I want to do
the right thing.
Ah.
- I've got the money.
- Yeah?
I just have to go and get it,
okay?
Oh, okay.
Right.
Well, you get it now.
Okay?
You go with him.
If he gives he any trouble,
you give me a call, all right?
Okay?
Yep.
You don't mind if I keep
this, do you?
No?
Let's go.
Come here, come here.
Ooh.
Oy! Eddie!
- Oh.
- Eddie, wait.
- Sorry.
- No, you're all right.
- He's a bit of a maniac.
- He is.
No, don't worry about it.
He's fine.
- Eddie. Sorry.
- No, you're all right.
Your dog's not going to eat
my dog, is he?
No, I just fed him, so...
Right. Okay.
Pretty safe for the next half
hour anyway.
Good, good.
What's his name?
- Boof.
- Boof?
G'day, Boof.
Yeah.
Is that a Frenchie?
Yeah, yeah. Eddie.
- Eddie the Frenchie.
- Yeah.
I'm Ally, by the way.
- Ray.
- Ray.
- Nice to meet ya.
- Nice to meet you too.
So you come here a bit,
do you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice.
I like being by the water.
It kind of feels like you're...
You know, not in the city,
even though you are.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Well, I best
probably should, um,
just let you get on with it,
- get back to...
- Get on with it.
- Get back to it.
- Yeah, it's important work.
Yep.
Yeah. All right,
well, nice to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
Um, have a good one.
- Yeah...
- Bye.
You too. See you later.
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'll catch you around.
Come on!
Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie, come on!
- See ya.
- Catch ya.
Come on, mate.
I had the perfect opportunity,
mate,
and what do I do?
Nothing.
- Hi, Ray.
- Quintin.
Here we go.
All right.
- Have a good time.
- Bye.
- How you doing, sweetheart?
- I'm good.
There's plenty of points to
win
and plenty of prizes to win
as we go into round number two
now.
We'll reload the board.
Same rules: Three in a row
wins you the...
Hang on.
The category is Sport
this time.
- Hey, Brit.
- Hi.
- How are you, beautiful?
- I'm good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
How you going, brother?
Doing all right.
How's school?
- It's good.
- Really?
No.
- What are they teaching you?
- Nothing.
What about the boys?
How the boys treating you?
I'm not telling you.
You're not telling me?
All right.
I got this, but I can't
remember who I got it for.
- For me?
- Not for you.
I think I got this for you.
Thank you.
I'll bet you don't have it.
"Super Squirrel."
You got it?
No.
"Super Squirrel."
I've seen it.
It's pretty good.
Is it?
Your kind of film.
Yeah, it's up my alley.
I mean, I haven't seen it
yet.
Yeah, it's about a squirrel.
- Yeah, oh, is it?
- Yeah.
You want a cuppa?
Yeah, yeah, I'll have one.
Yeah.
Smart.
Come on.
Agile.
So how you feeling?
Fantastic.
What's going on?
Nothing.
Anything happening at
the chick department?
No. You?
Oh, man.
Since I got the motor neurone,
I've been beating them off
with a stick.
Ladies love it.
Soon as I tell 'em
I've got MND,
they're all over me like
a fly on shit.
$1, Uncle Bruce.
What's that, Britt?
You owe me a dollar.
What for?
You swore.
What did I say?
The "S" word.
- Shit?
- Yep.
You owe me $2 now.
So pay up.
Ahh.
Well...
Okay.
You take credit card?
Nope.
What's this?
I got no cash.
Okay, but you owe me.
Yeah, I'm good for it.
You better be.
You better watch out, mate;
she knows where you live.
Yeah?
- Thanks, man.
- See ya, mate.
Hi.
What's going on?
Not a lot.
How'd she go?
Fuckin' hell, mate.
I, um, so I didn't do too
well with that, uh,
Terry fella.
I feel like I...
came on a bit strong or...
Hey, don't worry about it,
mate.
Nobody expects you to get it
right the first time.
Hey, what's happening?
Ray.
Oy, mate.
Gars, Nick.
Nick, Gars.
- Hey, man.
- How you doing?
Good.
Can we have a word?
Yeah.
All right, mate, I'll catch you
in there, all right?
Sure.
So what's going on?
I need you to come back
to my joint.
I'm in the fuckin' shit.
What have ya done?
Tat found one of me pornos.
- One of me DVDs.
- Mm-hmm.
She's pissed as hell,
and I've told her it was yours.
Why would you tell her
it was mine?
Because she was gonna fuckin'
divorce me, man.
I need you to come back
and apologize to her.
For what?
For leaving the porno
at my joint.
Why the fuck would I leave
a porno in your house?
I don't know. You just did.
I didn't know what else to say.
I just need you to come back
and apologize to her.
This is fuckin' big.
Come on, man.
I'll owe you.
All right.
Oh, fuckin' ace, dude.
Can we go now?
Mate, I'm working.
Yeah, okay, sorry.
Just...
Dude, relax.
It's a porno.
- Yeah, I know.
- Fuckin' hell.
- It's just fuckin'...
- Huh?
She won't let me in.
I'm just gonna piss off
for about a halfer, Phil.
No worries, mate.
All right.
Thanks, man.
- Now, boofhead.
- Thanks, man.
Come on. I told you not to
marry a Russian.
Yeah, I know, it's just...
- No.
- Yeah.
Fuck.
Babe?
You all right?
Ray's here.
Hello, Ray.
How you going, love?
Uh, so, Gar said you found
one of me DVDs.
So, uh, sorry about that.
Why you want to look at
these things, Ray?
This is disgusting, Ray.
Why you like this?
I don't know.
You like to piss on woman?
This why your wife get divorce.
Babe.
Come on.
- Can I have a word?
- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want this or not?
Thank you.
I'll see... I'll see him...
Yeah, I know.
I'll see him out now.
You all right?
Okay?
- I know, I know.
- After you.
Yeah?
Oh, Ray, that's Vasilli.
It's Tat's brother.
He's over from Russia.
- How you going, man?
- The pee pee guy?
Yeah.
Uh, come on.
No, come on,
come on, come on.
Sorry, mate.
Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
Sorry.
Hey, you know I'm not just
into that stuff.
You know I'm into, you know,
other stuff too.
What, like shitting in
people's mouths?
No.
You know, like...
normal stuff.
Thanks, Ray.
I owe you one.
Ah, fuck.
We have this book fair,
and we have to, like, dress up
as, like, a character
from a book, and then, like,
and then we all have this
parade thing,
- and in the parade...
- Whoa, whoa.
Hey, Jesus, man, why don't you
watch where you're going?
- Hey?
- What was that?
You heard what I said.
- What?
- You want to start some shit?
And watch your language too,
'ay?
Piss off, fuckwit.
- Yeah, all right.
- Keep walking, dickhead.
I'll get you another one,
all right?
Okay, but tell that guy
he owes me $4.
- $4?
- Yeah.
- He does, doesn't he?
- Yeah.
I'll get it off him later,
all right?
Okay.
So what do you want for
your birthday?
Um, I want a TV in my room.
You want a TV in your room?
Yeah.
A red or a black hoverboard.
But if I got you a TV...
- Yeah.
- In you room,
you'd never leave your room
and I'd never see you.
Um...
Well, that's not true.
- I could watch TV...
- You'd still come in
and talk to me every now
and then?
- Yes, sometimes.
- Oh.
Sometimes?
I'm just gonna go in the
newsagent
around the corner, okay?
Just gonna get a newspaper,
okay?
- Can you stay here?
- Yeah.
All right.
- Be back in a minute, all right?
- Okay.
You all right, old man?
Oh!
Run, you little shit.
Hey.
- Holy shit.
- Hi.
Didn't recognize ya.
Uh, yeah, right,
I don't blame you.
You're an ambo.
Para... Paramedic, yeah.
- Okay.
- Ambo.
Yeah?
So, uh...
So, like, if I had an accident
or something,
I'd just call you directly
or what do I...
What's the...
Sure, yep.
Okay.
- Yeah?
- Yep.
- I'll give you my number.
- Sweet.
Well, go for it.
- 0.
- Yep.
- 0.
- Yep.
- 0.
- 000? Okay.
Funny buggers.
Is this a real number or...
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.
Well, I'm pretty
accident-prone,
so, uh...
You can expect a call.
- You've got a job, Al.
- Sure.
Sorry. Gotta go.
Oh. Cool.
- I'll call ya.
- You do that.
♪ I ran right out of beer ♪
♪ I took a look into
the larder ♪
♪ No bones, nothin' ♪
♪ I'd better go and get
somethin' harder ♪
♪ Back in a flash ♪
♪ I started on a dash of
Jamaica rum ♪
♪ Me and Pat Malone ♪
♪ Drinking on our own ♪
♪ Woh-hoh-oh, the nips
are gettin' bigger ♪
♪ Woh-yeah, the nips
are gettin' bigger ♪
Where's, uh, where's Freddy?
How come you didn't put
the bet on?
I did.
I told ya.
You talked to Mick?
Yeah.
And he said you didn't put
the fucking bet on.
No, he's a fucking liar.
Careful, mate.
What?
I've known Mick for 20 years.
Ray.
I swear to God
I put the bet on.
I don't know what Mick's
talking about.
I got Matty.
What's he saying?
He reckons Mick's
full of shit.
What do you think?
I think somebody's
full of shit.
Put him on.
Freddy wants a word with you.
Yeah.
- Freddy.
- Mate?
Yup.
Look, mate, I like you,
but...
that I can't trust, okay?
What are you talking about?
You didn't put the bet on.
I mean, cost me 30 grand.
All right?
Uh, I put the bet on, I...
But lying?
If you got something to say,
let's have a talk.
Yeah, I fucked up.
I'm sorry, mate.
Why didn't you put
the bet on?
I was gonna put the bet on,
but I just...
I ran into a mate and he
had some gear and...
Yeah, I just fucked up, man.
Hey, we all fuck up.
The important thing is that
you...
Fuck, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, mate.
Forget it!
Yeah, put Ray back on.
Okay, thanks, Freddy.
Yeah, man.
Fuck him up a bit.
Not to kill him, but...
Okay. Hold on.
Next time Freddy tells you
to do something, mate,
just fucking do it.
Yeah?
I know. I know.
Sorry, mate.
I just...
Putting it in.
Oh, shit!
Ugh!
What's the news, my friend?
No news.
- No news?
- No.
What's news with you?
I got some bad news.
Yeah?
I had a bad week this week.
You have a bad week
every week.
What?
How long we been doing
business?
I'm a little early, Ray,
to be honest.
Don't turn this around on me,
shithead.
You should have the money.
Okay, okay, okay.
I got a guy who owes me ten.
All right?
Over in Ashfield.
You want to go get that?
You can keep it.
Okay.
So, ten.
Plus a G on top.
For what?
For collecting on the debt.
Collecting on the...
You're keeping the money.
I know, but I shouldn't have
to go and get the money
from somebody else, should I?
Hey, hey, you met Micky?
Micky!
This is Ray.
This the guy I was telling you
about.
Hey, man.
- Hey, you all right?
- Yeah, good. Yourself?
- Hey, good.
- Hey.
Go take him to see
that guy in Ashfield.
Yeah, sure.
So how long you been working
for Freddy?
So you want to have a go at
this guy
at Ashfield then, or...
Fuck yeah.
All yours.
- Hey Terry.
- Who the fuck are you?
Fuckin' wise
motherfucker.
Give me the fuckin' money!
Where is it?
Fuckin' Freddy's money!
Where is it?
- Hold on!
- Don't tell me to hold on,
you fucking cocksucker.
I'll get it!
Okay, I'll give the money,
okay?
Well, hurry up.
Look, I haven't got it now.
But I can get it later.
I'll get it at the end
of the week.
No. Now.
I don't have it.
Come on, mate.
I'm not your mate, dickhead.
I'm gonna count to three.
- I don't have it.
- One.
Look, I'll get it
end of this week.
- I swear.
- Two.
Um, please, sorry.
Mate, don't.
How long you married, Terry?
Uh...
12 years.
Got your wallet?
There's a couple hundred
in here.
I can go to the ATM
and get some.
No, don't worry about it,
mate.
Hold on.
Nice looking family.
- Thanks.
- Very nice.
You live in Kirribilli?
- Yeah.
- Huh?
Hartley Crescent.
I love Kirribilli.
It's a very, very nice place.
You stay here with him, mate,
all right?
Where you going?
I'm going to Kirribilli.
No, uh, look, um...
I'll get you
your money, okay?
- Um...
- I don't want any money.
What do you mean?
Well, it's not my job to
collect money.
It's his job.
What's your job?
My job's to make you sorry
you didn't pay
when you had the chance.
Look, I want to do
the right thing.
Ah.
- I've got the money.
- Yeah?
I just have to go and get it,
okay?
Oh, okay.
Right.
Well, you get it now.
Okay?
You go with him.
If he gives he any trouble,
you give me a call, all right?
Okay?
Yep.
You don't mind if I keep
this, do you?
No?
Let's go.
Come here, come here.
Ooh.
Oy! Eddie!
- Oh.
- Eddie, wait.
- Sorry.
- No, you're all right.
- He's a bit of a maniac.
- He is.
No, don't worry about it.
He's fine.
- Eddie. Sorry.
- No, you're all right.
Your dog's not going to eat
my dog, is he?
No, I just fed him, so...
Right. Okay.
Pretty safe for the next half
hour anyway.
Good, good.
What's his name?
- Boof.
- Boof?
G'day, Boof.
Yeah.
Is that a Frenchie?
Yeah, yeah. Eddie.
- Eddie the Frenchie.
- Yeah.
I'm Ally, by the way.
- Ray.
- Ray.
- Nice to meet ya.
- Nice to meet you too.
So you come here a bit,
do you?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's nice.
I like being by the water.
It kind of feels like you're...
You know, not in the city,
even though you are.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Well, I best
probably should, um,
just let you get on with it,
- get back to...
- Get on with it.
- Get back to it.
- Yeah, it's important work.
Yep.
Yeah. All right,
well, nice to meet you.
Yeah, you too.
Um, have a good one.
- Yeah...
- Bye.
You too. See you later.
- Come on.
- Yeah, I'll catch you around.
Come on!
Eddie! Eddie!
Eddie, come on!
- See ya.
- Catch ya.
Come on, mate.
I had the perfect opportunity,
mate,
and what do I do?
Nothing.
- Hi, Ray.
- Quintin.
Here we go.
All right.
- Have a good time.
- Bye.
- How you doing, sweetheart?
- I'm good.
There's plenty of points to
win
and plenty of prizes to win
as we go into round number two
now.
We'll reload the board.
Same rules: Three in a row
wins you the...
Hang on.
The category is Sport
this time.
- Hey, Brit.
- Hi.
- How are you, beautiful?
- I'm good.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
How you going, brother?
Doing all right.
How's school?
- It's good.
- Really?
No.
- What are they teaching you?
- Nothing.
What about the boys?
How the boys treating you?
I'm not telling you.
You're not telling me?
All right.
I got this, but I can't
remember who I got it for.
- For me?
- Not for you.
I think I got this for you.
Thank you.
I'll bet you don't have it.
"Super Squirrel."
You got it?
No.
"Super Squirrel."
I've seen it.
It's pretty good.
Is it?
Your kind of film.
Yeah, it's up my alley.
I mean, I haven't seen it
yet.
Yeah, it's about a squirrel.
- Yeah, oh, is it?
- Yeah.
You want a cuppa?
Yeah, yeah, I'll have one.
Yeah.
Smart.
Come on.
Agile.
So how you feeling?
Fantastic.
What's going on?
Nothing.
Anything happening at
the chick department?
No. You?
Oh, man.
Since I got the motor neurone,
I've been beating them off
with a stick.
Ladies love it.
Soon as I tell 'em
I've got MND,
they're all over me like
a fly on shit.
$1, Uncle Bruce.
What's that, Britt?
You owe me a dollar.
What for?
You swore.
What did I say?
The "S" word.
- Shit?
- Yep.
You owe me $2 now.
So pay up.
Ahh.
Well...
Okay.
You take credit card?
Nope.
What's this?
I got no cash.
Okay, but you owe me.
Yeah, I'm good for it.
You better be.
You better watch out, mate;
she knows where you live.
Yeah?
- Thanks, man.
- See ya, mate.
Hi.
What's going on?
Not a lot.
How'd she go?
Fuckin' hell, mate.
I, um, so I didn't do too
well with that, uh,
Terry fella.
I feel like I...
came on a bit strong or...
Hey, don't worry about it,
mate.
Nobody expects you to get it
right the first time.
Hey, what's happening?
Ray.
Oy, mate.
Gars, Nick.
Nick, Gars.
- Hey, man.
- How you doing?
Good.
Can we have a word?
Yeah.
All right, mate, I'll catch you
in there, all right?
Sure.
So what's going on?
I need you to come back
to my joint.
I'm in the fuckin' shit.
What have ya done?
Tat found one of me pornos.
- One of me DVDs.
- Mm-hmm.
She's pissed as hell,
and I've told her it was yours.
Why would you tell her
it was mine?
Because she was gonna fuckin'
divorce me, man.
I need you to come back
and apologize to her.
For what?
For leaving the porno
at my joint.
Why the fuck would I leave
a porno in your house?
I don't know. You just did.
I didn't know what else to say.
I just need you to come back
and apologize to her.
This is fuckin' big.
Come on, man.
I'll owe you.
All right.
Oh, fuckin' ace, dude.
Can we go now?
Mate, I'm working.
Yeah, okay, sorry.
Just...
Dude, relax.
It's a porno.
- Yeah, I know.
- Fuckin' hell.
- It's just fuckin'...
- Huh?
She won't let me in.
I'm just gonna piss off
for about a halfer, Phil.
No worries, mate.
All right.
Thanks, man.
- Now, boofhead.
- Thanks, man.
Come on. I told you not to
marry a Russian.
Yeah, I know, it's just...
- No.
- Yeah.
Fuck.
Babe?
You all right?
Ray's here.
Hello, Ray.
How you going, love?
Uh, so, Gar said you found
one of me DVDs.
So, uh, sorry about that.
Why you want to look at
these things, Ray?
This is disgusting, Ray.
Why you like this?
I don't know.
You like to piss on woman?
This why your wife get divorce.
Babe.
Come on.
- Can I have a word?
- Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want this or not?
Thank you.
I'll see... I'll see him...
Yeah, I know.
I'll see him out now.
You all right?
Okay?
- I know, I know.
- After you.
Yeah?
Oh, Ray, that's Vasilli.
It's Tat's brother.
He's over from Russia.
- How you going, man?
- The pee pee guy?
Yeah.
Uh, come on.
No, come on,
come on, come on.
Sorry, mate.
Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
Sorry.
Hey, you know I'm not just
into that stuff.
You know I'm into, you know,
other stuff too.
What, like shitting in
people's mouths?
No.
You know, like...
normal stuff.
Thanks, Ray.
I owe you one.
Ah, fuck.
We have this book fair,
and we have to, like, dress up
as, like, a character
from a book, and then, like,
and then we all have this
parade thing,
- and in the parade...
- Whoa, whoa.
Hey, Jesus, man, why don't you
watch where you're going?
- Hey?
- What was that?
You heard what I said.
- What?
- You want to start some shit?
And watch your language too,
'ay?
Piss off, fuckwit.
- Yeah, all right.
- Keep walking, dickhead.
I'll get you another one,
all right?
Okay, but tell that guy
he owes me $4.
- $4?
- Yeah.
- He does, doesn't he?
- Yeah.
I'll get it off him later,
all right?
Okay.
So what do you want for
your birthday?
Um, I want a TV in my room.
You want a TV in your room?
Yeah.
A red or a black hoverboard.
But if I got you a TV...
- Yeah.
- In you room,
you'd never leave your room
and I'd never see you.
Um...
Well, that's not true.
- I could watch TV...
- You'd still come in
and talk to me every now
and then?
- Yes, sometimes.
- Oh.
Sometimes?
I'm just gonna go in the
newsagent
around the corner, okay?
Just gonna get a newspaper,
okay?
- Can you stay here?
- Yeah.
All right.
- Be back in a minute, all right?
- Okay.
You all right, old man?
Oh!
Run, you little shit.
Hey.
- Holy shit.
- Hi.
Didn't recognize ya.
Uh, yeah, right,
I don't blame you.
You're an ambo.
Para... Paramedic, yeah.
- Okay.
- Ambo.
Yeah?
So, uh...
So, like, if I had an accident
or something,
I'd just call you directly
or what do I...
What's the...
Sure, yep.
Okay.
- Yeah?
- Yep.
- I'll give you my number.
- Sweet.
Well, go for it.
- 0.
- Yep.
- 0.
- Yep.
- 0.
- 000? Okay.
Funny buggers.
Is this a real number or...
- Yeah.
- Yeah? Okay.
Well, I'm pretty
accident-prone,
so, uh...
You can expect a call.
- You've got a job, Al.
- Sure.
Sorry. Gotta go.
Oh. Cool.
- I'll call ya.
- You do that.
♪ I ran right out of beer ♪
♪ I took a look into
the larder ♪
♪ No bones, nothin' ♪
♪ I'd better go and get
somethin' harder ♪
♪ Back in a flash ♪
♪ I started on a dash of
Jamaica rum ♪
♪ Me and Pat Malone ♪
♪ Drinking on our own ♪
♪ Woh-hoh-oh, the nips
are gettin' bigger ♪
♪ Woh-yeah, the nips
are gettin' bigger ♪