Moonlighting (1985–1989): Season 4, Episode 10 - Tracks of My Tears - full transcript
♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪
♪ Come Fly By Day ♪
♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪
♪ 'cause We Met On The Way ♪
♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪
♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪
♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪
♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪
♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪
♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪
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Agnes!
Miss Hayes!
[Beep Beep]
Darn, I'm Supposed To Be
On The Filing Right Now.
Welcome.
Sorry, Miss H.
Just No Time To Welcome You
Back Right Now.
Sure, I Can See
You're Very Busy.
I Understand.
So...How...Was...
Your...Stay...
In...Chi...Ca...Go?
It...Was...Fine.
Fine.
But You Can Go Ahead
With What You're Doing.
We Can Talk Later.
I Just Came In Early
To Get My Bearings.
You Know, I Figured
No One Would Be In Yet.
And I Could Be Alone
With...Being Here...
Before
Anyone Got In.
But Here
You Are...In.
Here I Am In.
Why Are You Here--
I Mean In--
At 6:00, Agnes?
Oh, I Always Come In
This Early...Now.
Now?
Mr. Addison Wanted
Me Here In The Morning
So We Could Do
The Billing Together
Before The Business Day
Starts.
Mr. Addison Comes
In This Early?
Every Day.
He's Here?
Miss Hayes, Things Have
Changed Here.
Mr. Addison's Really
Turned Over A Gigantic New Leaf.
He Has?
He's New And Improved.
He's Straighter And Narrower.
He's Altered His State.
And It's All
Because Of You, Miss Hayes.
Your Influence
Has Made Him A Whole New Guy.
Morning, David.
Well, I'll Be Darned.
It's Goldilocks.
Where's David?
Where's David?
He's Right Here.
Does A Bear Have Fur?
Does Water Turn
To Ice When You Freeze It?
See? Same Fella.
New Priorities.
Husbandhood.
Fatherhood.
But Still The Same
Old Heckraiser.
[Dog Barks]
Quiet Down, Sport.
Let's Show Maddie
Your New Trick, Huh?
Foot.
See, Sport Wants To Shake.
Is It All Right With
Sport If We Shake Later?
I'm Feeling
A Little Worn Out.
What Am
I Thinking About?
Let's Get Off Your Feet,
Mommy. Sit Down.
Now...
Got Some Great News
For You.
Yeah?
Yep.
Sold The House.
What House?
Your House.
What Do You Mean
You Sold My House?
Well, For Pete's Sake,
Dear, We Can't Raise
Little Baby Addison
Around That Crazy Staircase
In Your Old House.
I Guess We Can't.
Right.
Now...
Wait Till You See
The Ponderosa I Bought Us.
That's A Good,
Honest 4 Walls
To Raise The Little
Dickens In.
Single Story.
None Of That Artsy Stuff.
Plenty Of Room Around
The Back For A Swingset.
Space For The Wee One
To Stretch.
Boy, It's Good
To See You, Hon,
But As Usual, I...
I've Got Another Case
That Needs Some Cracking.
Interesting Case?
You Betcha.
This Girl Walked In
The Office,
Hired Me To Find
Her Grandmother's Brooch
Which The Client
Believes She Lost
At The School Dance.
But The Kicker Is,
She Wasn't Supposed
To Have Borrowed
That Pin To Begin With.
Now She's Worried That
Her Grandmom's Gonna
Be Really Sad
About Her Losing It.
Oh, What A Tangled Web
We Weave.
Anyways...
I Gotta Run Over To
The High School Auditorium
Where The Granddaughter
Thinks She Lost The Brooch.
While I'm Gone,
Why Don't You
Lie On The Couch
Or Something,
Just Take A Nap?
You Seem Sort Of...
Discombobulated.
Great To Have You
Back, Hon.
It's Great To Be Back.
♪ A-Wop Bob
A-Loo Bop ♪
♪ A-Lop Bop Bop ♪
♪ Tooty-Fruity,
Oh, Rooty ♪
♪ Woo ♪
[Train Whistle Blowing]
Man: Aah!
[Thud]
God--
Are You All Right?
Yeah, Just Find
My Driver's License
And Tell Me Who I Am.
I'm So Sorry.
I Know I Shouldn't
Have Left That Tray
In The Hall,
But I Couldn't Help It,
I Couldn't Stand
Looking At The Food.
Oh, No, No, No,
It's Not Your Fault.
I'm Just Surprised
The Porter Didn't--
Let Me Help You.
I'm Sorry.
Don't You Do Anything.
I'll Take Care
Of Everything.
You Shouldn't Be
Bending Over.
Aah!
That'll Cure
The Amnesia.
Maybe I Should
Go Get A Porter.
No, No, No, No.
My Compartment
Is Right Next Door,
Here, Let Me Just--
[Crunch]
Oh, No.
That's Ok.
Don't Worry About It.
I Don't Know
What I Can Say.
I Have A Spare Pair.
Is There Anything
I Can Do?
There's
Nothing To Do.
I'm Fine, Just Fine.
Thank You Very Much.
I'm Fine.
Are You Sure
You Can See
Without
Your Glasses?
They're
Just For Reading.
Would You Like Some
Gravy With That?
No, Thank You.
[Door Closes]
Agnes: Yikes.
Uncle Sam.
Hello?
Is This
Miss Hayes' Mother?
This Is Agnes Dipesto
From The Agency.
I Need To Find Out
What To Do
With Her Irs Stuff.
Oh.
Can You Leave A Message
That I Called?
She Is? She Will?
I Can?
I Can. I Can Give It
To Her Myself.
Thanks. Ok. Bye.
That Ridiculous Smile
On Your Face Wouldn't
Have Anything To Do With
Last Night, Would It?
No.
Oh.
Ha Ha Ha!
It's Better Than That.
Better?
It's Better Than Better.
It's Betterest!
Agnes,
What's Wrong With You?
Nothing's Wrong With Me.
Agnes, I've Always
Admired Your Sunny
Disposition, But This Is
Bordering On Sunstroke.
It's Miss Hayes.
She's Coming Home.
Home? Here?
Yeah.
Both: Mr. Addison!
Did You Tell Him?
No, Should
We Tell Him?
Helen Of Troy
Comes Home,
You Want To
Keep It A Secret?
If She Wanted Him To Know,
Why Didn't She Call?
Maybe It's A Surprise.
You Could Be Right.
Agnes, You And I Have
Jumped Into This Game
More Than Once To Keep
Those Two From Folding,
But Maybe This Time We
Should Just Stand Back
And Let Destiny
Play Out His Hand.
Hi, Kids.
What's Up?
You Two Split
A Canary Club Sandwich?
Great News.
Great, Great News.
We Just
Found Out.
I'm All Ears.
You'll Never Guess.
I Give Up.
She's Coming Home.
Lassie?
Miss Hayes.
Maddie.
Miss Hayes?
Maddie's Coming Home?
Home.
Home. Here.
Soon.
That's Great, When Did
She Call, Was I Out?
Well, Yeah,
Kind Of.
Well, Yeah,
Kind Of?
Well,
Yeah, Sort Of.
Kind Of, Sort Of...
Well, What's Up,
I Mean,
Did She Call
Or Didn't She Call?
Wait A Second,
Why Dwell
On The Messenger
When The Message
Is Such Good News?
She's On A Train
Headed This Way.
She's Coming Back,
Bigger And Better
Than Ever.
Answer My Question.
If She Didn't Call,
How'd You Know
She's Coming Home?
I Called There.
Her Mother Answered.
She Told Me.
She's Coming Home,
But She Couldn't Be
Bothered To Call Me.
That's Great.
Maybe She Wanted
To Surprise Us.
Well, I'm Surprised.
If She Comes In,
Buzz Me.
If I'm Not Too Busy,
I'll Stick My Head Out
And Say Hi.
Maddie, Guess Who
Davey Junior
Just Mentioned
In His Now I Lay Me's.
Tookie.
Tookie?
That Imaginary
Friend Of His.
Little Davey Was Afraid
Tookie Wouldn't Play
Make-Believe Anymore.
So You Know What
I Told Him?
What?
I Said, "Son, If You
Want A Friend, Be One."
Good Advice.
I Thought So.
Used It
In My Breakfast Speech
To The Rotary Club
This Morning.
Honey, Have You
Seen My Pepto--
Wait A Minute.
Here It Is.
Yeah.
I Have A Little Touch
Of The Businessman's
Butterflies.
Want Some?
No, Thanks.
Pink And Yummy
Nice For The Tummy.
David, Do You Ever Think
About What Makes You Happy?
Happy?
Only 26 Years
And 4 Months
And We Can Rip Up
The Mortgage.
That Makes Me Happy.
Being Married To You
Makes Me Happy.
Really?
Really.
Maddie, If We Hadn't
Gotten Married,
I Might Not Have
Ever Settled Down.
Because Of You,
I'm A Totally
Different Person.
Yeah. I Know.
Well...
Nightie...
Night...
Night.
David.
Hmm?
Do You Find Me...
I Mean, Do You Still
Feel Passionate About Me?
What Man Wouldn't
Be Passionate
About A Woman
As Soft And Lovely As You?
Really? You Mean That?
Yes, Indeed.
Well, Then, David,
Look At Me
And Tell Me That.
Whoa!
Maddie.
You Scalawag.
Wait A Minute. It's 8:30.
It's Almost Bedtime.
Hey, Maybe--Maybe We
Should Wait Till Next Sunday
You Know, When The Kids
Are At Disneyland.
Yeah. Maybe.
You Better Hop
Under The Covers.
You're Gonna Catch Your
Death Of Cold In That Thing.
I Don't Know, David.
Being Married To You Is Not
What I Thought It'd Be.
I'm Not Complaining.
You're
A Model Husband...
Hard-Working,
Responsible,
A Doting Parent.
Pillar Of The Community.
You've Made A Lovely
Childproof Home
Here For Me
And The Kids.
Lots Of Cozy Corners,
Big Yard, Swings,
An Olympic-Size Sandbox.
You've Done Great.
Better Than Great,
David.
You're Ideal.
But, David...
You're Not
The Same Person
As The Man
I Used To Know,
And I'm Not Sure
I Like The Change.
Don't Hate Me For
Saying This,
It's Not Your Fault.
It's My Fault.
You Just Gave Me
What I Asked For.
David, Let's Sleep
Outside Tonight.
We Could Put Our
Blankets On The Lawn
And Make Love
In The Moon...
[Snoring]
Light.
I Didn't Think
You'd Come.
It's What You Wanted,
Isn't It?
So Which David
Do You Want...
Me, Or That Jar
Of Mayonnaise
You Call A Husband?
You'd Better Go.
I Need You.
I Need This.
David?
David?
David?
Hello.
Hi. Oh.
Do You Mind
If I Join You For Dinner?
Well, I, Um...
Only If I'm Not Imposing.
No, No,
Not At All.
Is It Safe?
I Left My Hard Hat
Back In The Compartment.
I'll Try To Be On
My Best Behavior.
I'm Walter Bishop.
Maddie Hayes.
Oh, I'm Sorry.
No Big Deal.
I Don't Know What's
Wrong With Me.
I Guess I Just
Don't Feel Much
Like A Ballerina
These Days.
Did I Get You?
No,
You Just Missed.
I Feel Terrible
About This
And About What
Happened Yesterday.
Yesterday Was At Least
50% My Fault.
But I Stepped
On Your Glasses.
Well, I Was Due
For A New Prescription Anyway.
Good Evening, Cecil.
Good Evening,
Mr. Bishop.
Will You Be
Having A Cocktail?
I'll Have The Usual,
And The Lady--
Nothing For Me,
Thank You.
You Seem Pretty
At Home Here.
I Have To Be In Chicago
A Couple Of Times A Month,
And I'm One Of Those
People Who Doesn't Believe
That It Is Possible
For A Man To Fly.
I Call It
The Myth Of Aviation.
What?
I'm Sorry.
It's Just That You
Look So Silly.
I Couldn't Find
My Other Pair,
I Must've
Left Them In L.A.
I'm Terrible,
It's Bad Enough
That I Broke Them
In The First Place.
You Have To Let Me
Buy You Another Pair
When We Get Back
To California.
Deal?
Deal.
So, A Systems Analyst
Is Someone
Who Analyzes Systems.
Oh.
I Have A Remarkable
Grasp Of The Obvious.
This Is Pretty Boring,
Isn't It--
Is That What You Do?
No. I Have Analyzed
Some Systems,
But I Write,
I Consult, I Lecture,
But Mostly I Think
For A Living.
Sounds Important.
Not Exactly
Earth-Shattering
Compared To What
You're Doing.
Being A Detective?
No. Having A Baby.
That's Big Stuff.
Yeah. Big Stuff.
Great Stuff.
Are You Excited?
Oh, Yes. I'd Say
I Was Excited...
Thrilled, Nervous,
Tired...
Would You Like Me
To Walk You
Back To Your
Compartment?
Oh, No, No. I'm
Tired All The Time.
I'm Enjoying Just
Sitting Here Chatting.
Oh, Me, Too.
This Is One Of The Nicest
Train Rides I've Ever Had.
It Was Worth A Concussion.
I Suppose I'm Gonna
Give Fatherhood A Go
One Of These Days,
Although I'm Not
Thoroughly Convinced
That There Are Enough Hours
In A Day To Have
A Relationship, Run A Company,
And Still Drop By
The Dry Cleaner Once A Week.
I Don't Know.
Truth Is,
I'm Not Exactly Sure
What I Want To Do
With My Life Yet.
It's Just That
I'm Still Looking
For This One Secret
Magic...Thing
That Is Going To
Just Click Everything
Right Into Focus.
I Don't Know.
You Have Any Idea What
You're Gonna Do With Your Life?
Of Co--What Am I Asking,
You're Doing It.
I'm Doing It,
All Right.
How Long Have
You Been Married?
Married? Oh.
I'd Say Three Years
Next Month.
Hard To Believe.
You Know, To Me,
The Scariest Thing
About Being Married?
What?
The Big Church Wedding,
With All
The Drunken Relatives
Crying And Arguing.
I Can't Go That Route.
Me, Neither.
So You Eloped?
Eloped?
Well, Yes. I Guess
You'd Call It That.
Yes, We Eloped.
Yes, A Ladder
Up To The Window.
And The Whole Thing.
It Was Very Exciting.
Were Your Mom And Dad
Disappointed?
No, We Didn't
Tell Them.
You Didn't
Tell Your Mom?
No, She Was Dead
At The Time,
And My Father
Was Missing.
Oh, I'm So Sorry.
It's Ok,
We Found Him Later.
So, Was Your Dad Pleased
When He Finally Found Out?
Pleased Isn't
The Word For It.
But The Funny Thing
About My Husband David
Is I Didn't Think
He Could Pull It Off,
But He Really Rose
To The Occasion.
He Works Hard.
He's Going To Be
A Terrific Dad.
He's My Best Friend.
Somehow He Manages
To Keep The Spark
Alive Between Us.
I Guess You Could Say
He's The Man
Of My Dreams.
Ok.
Then Here's A Toast
To Your Dream Man
And To The Mother
Of Your Child.
David: Maddie.
Maddie.
[People Screaming]
What's Wrong?
What's Going On?
Maybe She Knows.
Knows What?
How To Operate
A Train.
I'm Not Sure,
Are There Instructions?
You Can Do It,
I Know You Can.
You Have To Do It.
You're The Only One
Who Can Save Us.
Hurry, Please!
Well, I'll Try.
Look, Do You Know How
To Operate A Train,
Or Don't You?
Well...
Come On, Now. Everyone
Is Counting On You.
Yes, I'm Sure I Can.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
I Don't Know What To Do.
I Don't Know Why
I Said I Did.
I Guess I Thought
I Could Figure It Out.
You've Got To Help Me.
You Can't Expect
To Be A Passenger
All Your Life,
Maddie.
Time For You
To Take Control.
Don't Go!
[Door Closes]
Oh!
Ok, Maddie. You Got
Yourself Into This.
Now, Do Something.
There's Got To Be
Something I Can Do...
Some Way Out.
[Train Whistle Blowing]
[Train Whistle Blowing]
I'm Going To Die!
I'm Going To Kill
All These People!
I'm Sorry,
I'm Sorry!
Why Did I Think
I Could Do This?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
I Can't Stop It!
I Can't Stop It!
Maddie, Wake Up!
Wake Up, It's Me--Walter.
You're Having
A Nightmare.
Actually,
It's Sort Of Stupid,
Me Telling You That
You're Having A Nightmare.
Once Again, My Brilliant
Grasp Of The Obvious.
See, I Was Faced
With 2 Choices In There,
Either I Could Sit There,
Trying To Read My Book,
Or I Could Come In Here
And Save My Dinner Companion
From Some Horrible Fate.
You Ok?
Yeah, I'm Fine.
I'm Sorry
I Disturbed You.
No, No, Actually,
I Disturbed You.
I've Never Had
A Dream Like That.
I Dreamed I Was
In A Train Crash.
Train Crash?
Yes.
I Had The Controls,
And I Didn't
Know What To Do.
And The Train Crashed
Into My Office.
Your Office?
Yes.
Were There
Any Survivors?
Survivors?
Yeah, There Are Never
Any Survivors In My Dreams.
I Have Similar Ones
All The Time.
Only About Airplanes.
About Once A Month,
Mine Crash Into The Sea.
So Compared To Planes,
Train Travel
Is Completely Safe.
I Suppose You Have
More On Your Mind
Than Passenger Safety.
Well...
If You're Ok,
Uh...
Walter?
I Lied To You.
What?
I Lied To You...
About My Wonderful
Husband David.
There Is A David,
But, Uh...
He's Not My Husband.
Besides, The Truth Is...
Well...
I Haven't Told
The Truth To Anyone,
Not Even To Myself.
The Truth Is I'm Afraid
That The Nightmare
Is Not Going To End.
So What Are You Saying,
Your Life Is A Nightmare?
I Ran Away
From Everything,
And Back In Chicago,
I Thought...
It Was Controllable,
But It Isn't.
It's Just...
A Mess.
You Couldn't Be Wrong?
The Closer
I Get To L.A.,
The More I Want
To Turn Around
And Go In The Other
Direction.
Ok.
So You Have This
Wonderful Husband David
Who Isn't Your Husband.
Is He Wonderful,
At Least?
Does He Want You?
Yes.
Then What's The Problem?
I'm Not Sure I Want Him.
I Mean, I Want Him...
I Just Can't Stand Him.
He's Lewd And Loud
And Careless And Overbearing.
But That's Partly
Why I Love Him, You Know?
You Know, Sometimes
The Things That We Want
In The Worst Way
Are The Worst For Us,
Like Pepperoni.
Hah.
You Ever Think That
David Might Change,
Now That He's A Father?
That's The Problem.
He Isn't The Father.
Oh.
I'm Not Having
David's Child.
Yeah, That Is A Problem.
Yeah.
I Don't Know How I'm
Going To Tell Him
About Sonograms
And Calendars,
And That He Was
At The Right Place
At The Wrong Time.
[Door Opens]
Walter: Hello.
One Of The Benefits
Of Frequent Rail Travel--
Cecil's Cocoa.
Available
Round-The-Clock
To Acquaintances
Of Long Standing.
I Hope You Like
Marshmallows.
Mm-Hmm.
Blip.
Blip.
A-Plus.
Let's See Here.
Hmm.
Bit Of Chocolatey Bouquet,
With A Carob Aftertaste.
I Think It's '73,
But I Don't
Recognize The Vineyard.
Well...
Well...
You Ever Been In
A Transcontinental
Pajama Party Before?
No, But I Kind
Of Like It.
I Could Use Another
Couple Of
Weeks Of This.
Don't They Have
Those Rail Passes
For A Month?
Maybe I Could Get
One For 6 Months
Or 6 Years,
Or Maybe Someone
Will Throw The Switch
The Wrong Way,
And We'll Never
Reach Los Angeles,
And I Could Sit Here
Getting Crumbs
In My Bed,
And Looking Out
At The Lights
Whizzing By,
And All Those Shadows
Behind The Windows,
And Make Believe That
I Don't Have Their
Problems.
Bit Of A Double-Edged Sword,
Isn't It?
How So?
People Without Anything
To Worry About
Are Generally On Their Way
To The Cemetery.
Those People
Behind Those Windows,
I Envy Them
And Their Problems.
I Imagine That
They're Inside There,
Living Life.
Doing The Dishes,
Cozying Up To The Fire,
Bagging The Garbage,
Just Stuff.
Maybe Even
Drinking Cocoa.
I Don't Believe This.
I Came In Here
To Cheer You Up.
I Was Supposed
To Be Mr. Levity,
I Was Gonna Be
The Johnny Carson Of The Rail.
Instead, I'm Here,
Walter Bishop,
3:30 In The Dark
Of Night,
In The Sleeping
Compartment Of
A Troubled
And Very Beautiful Woman,
Ruminating
About Alienation
And My Own
Unfulfilled Life.
You're Being Silly,
Walter.
Silly And Boring.
Deluxe Combo.
Neither.
I Appreciate This.
You Do?
I Do.
A Lot.
Ok...
Now, What Do We Do
To Really
Cheer Ourselves Up?
More Marshmallows.
No, No,
Not Enough Oomph.
I'm Not Opposed
To Oomph.
All Right. Um....
I Got It.
We're Pulling Into Vegas
In A Couple Of Hours,
I Have Never
Gambled Before.
I Hate Gambling.
Gambling Repulses Me.
You, Too?
Let's Gamble.
[Telephone Rings]
Blue Moon
Detective Agency.
You Could Be A Man Who
Just Stabbed His Wife
Or Even The Woman
At The Other End
Of The Knife.
I Hate
To Sound Heartless,
Or Rude Or Cold,
But We're
Really Busy.
I'll Have
To Put You On Hold.
Hello.
Miss Hayes.
It's Really You.
It's Really Me.
You're Really Here?
I'm Really Here.
You're Really Early.
I'm Really Early?
You're Not Supposed
To Be Here
Until Tomorrow,
Don't Move.
Don't Move?
Don't Move.
Party Stations!
Ok, Everybody,
Sound Spontaneous,
Just Like
We Rehearsed It.
1, 2, 3.
Welcome Back, Miss Hayes!
Wait A Minute,
I Can Only Answer
One Question
At A Time.
I'm A Little
Under 5 Months.
Yes, The Train
Was Bumpy.
And, Um...
How Are You
All Doing?
What's Happened?
Well, We've
Been Busy.
5 Of Our Clients
Killed Their Spouses
For
The Insurance Money.
8 Were Part Of Love
Triangles Where
1 Member Was Killed
By The Other 2,
And Burt And I Did
Episodes Of Our Own.
Miss Hayes,
If I May?
On Behalf
Of The Entire Company,
I Would Just Like
To Tell You
How Much We've Missed
Having You In Our Midst.
And We'd All Like
To Wish You All The Best
With Your Baby-To-Be.
Thank You,
Mr. Viola.
While I've Done
All Within My Power
To Make Myself
An Indispensable Member
Of This Team,
To Try To Plug
The Immense Hole
Left By Your Absence,
I Must Say That
As Far As Blue Moon Goes,
The Man Does Not Exist
Who Could Adequately
Fill Your Pumps.
Without You,
We've Been Like An Engine
Running On 1 Cylinder,
Puttering Along,
Unable To Get
The Lead Out Of Our Gas.
But Now, Now That You're
Out Of The Shop,
So To Speak,
We Are Greased And Lubed
And Ready
To Hum Down That Highway
To A New Horizon.
The Rpms Are Up,
There's Nothing In Our Path,
The Finish Line
Isin Clear View, And--
Missed A Few Days
From School.
Sorry.
Did You Bring A Note
From Your Mother?
Will One
From My Doctor Do?
Yes.
Welcome Back.
Thanks.
So What Do You Say
We Slip Into Something
A Little
More Comfortable?
Like Your Office.
My Office?
Sure, Your Office.
Remember The Thing
With All The Furniture?
Figured It Might Be
A Little Easier In There,
We Could Catch Up
On Business.
Business? Sure.
Fine.
My Office
Would Be Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
You Know, If We Wait
Here Long Enough,
It Might Just
Come To Us.
I'm Sorry.
I'm Just...
Nothing.
It's Nothing.
I'm Here.
I Might As Well...
Catch Up On
The Business, Right?
Right.
Right. Might As Well
Do It In My Office.
Right?
Right.
Right...Unless
We Do It Out Here.
Right Out Here?
Well, There's Lots
Of Business Out Here.
Phones, Files,
Desks.
Look, If You Don't
Want To Go In--
I Didn't Say That,
My Office Would
Be Fine.
Let's Go
Into My Office.
We're Going
Into My Office.
If Anyone Calls,
Comes In,
Or Otherwise
Wants To See Us,
Shoot Them.
This Feels Different,
But The Same.
I Thought
It Would Have Been
The Other Way Around.
Can I, Uh...
So...
So...We've Got A Lot
Of Catching Up To Do.
Catching Up To Do?
Catching Up To Do.
So...
Catch Me Up.
I Wasn't Planning
Staying Very Long Today.
Right. Well...
I'm A Little
Nervous.
I Mean,
It's Been 4 Months.
4 1/2.
David.
So What About Tonight?
Tonight?
Yea, Tonight?
What About Tonight?
I Figured We'd Hit A Quiet,
Overpriced Restaurant
That Doesn't
Have Kiddie Menus
Or Booster Chairs
While You Still Can.
Well...
You See,
You're Back 10 Minutes,
And We Already
Agree On Something.
How About
Italian Food?
I Think
We'll Both Pass.
I Just Want
To Wait.
Wait.
Please?
I Just Got Off The Train
A Couple Hours Ago.
After 3 Days
And Nights,
Very Little Sleep,
Showering
In A Closet,
And Having My Meals
While I Rocked,
I'm Just Not Ready.
I Dropped In Here
To Touch Base,
See Everyone,
To See You.
But I Do Want
To Talk To You,
I Need
To Talk To You,
And I Will.
You Just...
Need To Give Me
A Little Time,
You Know,
To Rest Up,
Get My
Land Legs Back.
Sure.
Sounds Fair.
Thanks.
Wouldn't Want Your Knees
To Start Wobbling.
Next Thing You Know,
You'd Be Flat On Your Back,
Feet Up In The Air,
And That's How This
Whole Thing Started, Isn't It?
David.
You Know What, Maddie?
What?
I'm Having A Real Hard Time
Working Up Any Sympathy
For The Fact That
You Were On A Train
For 3 Days And 3 Nights.
I've Been On A Roller Coaster
For The Past 4 1/2 Months
Waiting For You.
Waiting For You To Come Home,
Wondering If You
Ever Were Gonna Come Home,
Andnow You
Finally Do Come Home,
And I'm Walking
Around Here On Eggshells.
And The First Thing
Out Of Your Mouth Is,
"Wait, David."
"Wait!"
Well, Maybe I Am
Pushing Things A Little Bit
Too Much,
But I've Gotten About
As Good As
I'll Ever Get At Waiting.
I'm A Good Waiter.
A Great Waiter.
I Could Get A Job
As A Head Waiter.
I'm Just Asking
For A Little Time,
To Get My Mail--
Well, Just For The Sake
Of Argument,
Let's Just Say I Do
Do Wait Until Tomorrow,
Then What?
Then What?
Then Not Tomorrow,
But The Next Day,
Then Not The Next Day,
But Maybe Someday--
How About
Not Ever, David?
You're Being
A Jackass.
The Past 4 1/2 Months
Haven't Been A Cakewalk
For Me, Either.
Yeah, Must've Been
Pretty Tough
Having Your Mom Poach
Your Eggs For You Every Morning
While I Was Here
Bringing Home The Bacon.
That's All This Is
To You, Isn't It,
Bacon And Eggs?
I Don't Know About
You, But I've Had
A Lot More On My Mind
And Stomach Than Food.
Yeah, And Instead Of Staying
Here And Dealing With It,
The Queen Bee
Gives Everybody
The Royal Buzz-Off
Regardless Of What It Does
To Anybody Else's Life.
Like What?
Did You Miss A Few
Happy Hours?
No. I Don't Remember
A Whole Lot Of Happy Hours.
As A Matter Of Fact,
The Only Thing I Do Remember
Is Having At Least One
Conversation With You
For Every Night
You Weren't Here.
I Don't Want
To Do This.
I'm Not Ready To Do This.
You're Not The Only One
With 4 1/2 Months
Bottled Up Inside Of You.
But You Know What?
I'm Not Gonna.
Somehow It Fits.
I'm Not Gonna Give You
The Satisfaction
Of Walking Out On Me
Before I'm Ready To Go.
So Just Leave.
I Am Walking Out,
You Understand?
Get Out!
Yes.
Like Riding A Bike,
Ain't It?
I'm Sorry.
No, I'm Sorry.
It's All My Fault.
No, I Shouldn't
Have Come In Today.
I Overreacted.
I Overreacted
To Your Overreaction.
Look, I'm Sorry.
I Just Missed You.
I Missed You, Too.
Well...
Here We Are,
Two People
Who Miss Each Other.
Here We Are.
Want To Take It Again
From The Top?
I'll Meet You Halfway.
David...I'm Married.
Mmm. I Like That.
I Missed These
Little Sex Games.
I'll Be
The Delivery Boy.
No, David.
I'm Married.
Want Me
To Be The Milkman?
David, Listen To Me.
I Got Married Last
Night. I'm Married.
What?
Married.
I Got Married.
I'm Married.
You're Serious?
Arh, Arh.
Wait A Minute.
Wait A Minute.
Do You Mean...
The For Better-Or-For-Worse,
Till-Death-Do-Us-Part Married
Or I-Woke-Up-
Under-A-Barstool Married?
Better-Or-Worse.
I Met Him On The Train.
We Stopped In Las Vegas.
We Were There A Night.
He Asked Me. I Said Yes.
I...I Guess You'd Say
It Was
Kind Of Spontaneous.
Spon--Are You Nuts?
You've Never Done
Anything Spontaneous
In Your Life.
Well, I Guess
There's A First Time
For Everything.
I Don't Believe You.
It's True.
It's True?
You, Maddie Hayes,
Went Out And Got Married?
You Make It Sound--
So This Hubby Of Yours--
He Got A Name?
Yes.
Well?
I'm Thinking.
Bishop.
Walter Bishop.
You Sure?
Don't Make Fun Of Me.
I Love Him.
You Love Him?
Ha Ha Ha! Love Him?
It Doesn't Even Sound
Like You Know Him.
I Know Him.
I Know Him Very
Well.
Oh, Yeah? How Long?
Three Days.
Three Days!
Three Whole Days?
Three
Very Full Days.
I Bet They Were Full,
I Bet They Were Chock-Full.
I Bet They Were Action-Packed.
It's Not Like
That, David.
I Can Hear What
You're Thinking.
I Can Hear That Smirk
In Your Voice.
Why Can't You Just Dig
Deep Down Inside
And Find
Something Nice To Say?
Nice? You Want Me
To Say Something Nice?
Well, The Actual,
Honest-To-God,
Telling You What The
Lord-Loving Truth Is,
I Don't Know
What To Say, Mrs...
Bishop!
Walter Bishop!
Just Testing.
Forgive Me For Not
Throwing Rice,
But Aren't We
Forgetting
One Teeny, Tiny
Little Plot Point?
It's Not Yours.
You're Absolutely Sure
About That?
I'm Absolutely Sure.
So What About Sam?
Sam Is None
Of Your Business.
What About This Guy,
Mr. Pawn?
Bishop!
Whatever. Does It
Matter To Him?
Well...
That's Great.
Tell You What.
You Let Dipesto Know What
Your Silver Pattern Is.
We'll Pick You Out
Something Real Nice.
[Chuckling]
So That's It?
3 1/2 Years
Together,
And That's The Way
You're Gonna Act?
You Can't Say
Something Nice?
Like What?
How About
Congratulations?
You Know What?
You Are Undeniably,
Certifiably, Categorically,
Got The Documents-Up-On-
The-Wall And Everything,
Nuts.
Congratulations!
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Agnes!
Miss Hayes!
[Beep Beep]
Darn, I'm Supposed To Be
On The Filing Right Now.
Welcome.
Sorry, Miss H.
Just No Time To Welcome You
Back Right Now.
Sure, I Can See
You're Very Busy.
I Understand.
So...How...Was...
Your...Stay...
In...Chi...Ca...Go?
It...Was...Fine.
Fine.
But You Can Go Ahead
With What You're Doing.
We Can Talk Later.
I Just Came In Early
To Get My Bearings.
You Know, I Figured
No One Would Be In Yet.
And I Could Be Alone
With...Being Here...
Before
Anyone Got In.
But Here
You Are...In.
Here I Am In.
Why Are You Here--
I Mean In--
At 6:00, Agnes?
Oh, I Always Come In
This Early...Now.
Now?
Mr. Addison Wanted
Me Here In The Morning
So We Could Do
The Billing Together
Before The Business Day
Starts.
Mr. Addison Comes
In This Early?
Every Day.
He's Here?
Miss Hayes, Things Have
Changed Here.
Mr. Addison's Really
Turned Over A Gigantic New Leaf.
He Has?
He's New And Improved.
He's Straighter And Narrower.
He's Altered His State.
And It's All
Because Of You, Miss Hayes.
Your Influence
Has Made Him A Whole New Guy.
Morning, David.
Well, I'll Be Darned.
It's Goldilocks.
Where's David?
Where's David?
He's Right Here.
Does A Bear Have Fur?
Does Water Turn
To Ice When You Freeze It?
See? Same Fella.
New Priorities.
Husbandhood.
Fatherhood.
But Still The Same
Old Heckraiser.
[Dog Barks]
Quiet Down, Sport.
Let's Show Maddie
Your New Trick, Huh?
Foot.
See, Sport Wants To Shake.
Is It All Right With
Sport If We Shake Later?
I'm Feeling
A Little Worn Out.
What Am
I Thinking About?
Let's Get Off Your Feet,
Mommy. Sit Down.
Now...
Got Some Great News
For You.
Yeah?
Yep.
Sold The House.
What House?
Your House.
What Do You Mean
You Sold My House?
Well, For Pete's Sake,
Dear, We Can't Raise
Little Baby Addison
Around That Crazy Staircase
In Your Old House.
I Guess We Can't.
Right.
Now...
Wait Till You See
The Ponderosa I Bought Us.
That's A Good,
Honest 4 Walls
To Raise The Little
Dickens In.
Single Story.
None Of That Artsy Stuff.
Plenty Of Room Around
The Back For A Swingset.
Space For The Wee One
To Stretch.
Boy, It's Good
To See You, Hon,
But As Usual, I...
I've Got Another Case
That Needs Some Cracking.
Interesting Case?
You Betcha.
This Girl Walked In
The Office,
Hired Me To Find
Her Grandmother's Brooch
Which The Client
Believes She Lost
At The School Dance.
But The Kicker Is,
She Wasn't Supposed
To Have Borrowed
That Pin To Begin With.
Now She's Worried That
Her Grandmom's Gonna
Be Really Sad
About Her Losing It.
Oh, What A Tangled Web
We Weave.
Anyways...
I Gotta Run Over To
The High School Auditorium
Where The Granddaughter
Thinks She Lost The Brooch.
While I'm Gone,
Why Don't You
Lie On The Couch
Or Something,
Just Take A Nap?
You Seem Sort Of...
Discombobulated.
Great To Have You
Back, Hon.
It's Great To Be Back.
♪ A-Wop Bob
A-Loo Bop ♪
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♪ Tooty-Fruity,
Oh, Rooty ♪
♪ Woo ♪
[Train Whistle Blowing]
Man: Aah!
[Thud]
God--
Are You All Right?
Yeah, Just Find
My Driver's License
And Tell Me Who I Am.
I'm So Sorry.
I Know I Shouldn't
Have Left That Tray
In The Hall,
But I Couldn't Help It,
I Couldn't Stand
Looking At The Food.
Oh, No, No, No,
It's Not Your Fault.
I'm Just Surprised
The Porter Didn't--
Let Me Help You.
I'm Sorry.
Don't You Do Anything.
I'll Take Care
Of Everything.
You Shouldn't Be
Bending Over.
Aah!
That'll Cure
The Amnesia.
Maybe I Should
Go Get A Porter.
No, No, No, No.
My Compartment
Is Right Next Door,
Here, Let Me Just--
[Crunch]
Oh, No.
That's Ok.
Don't Worry About It.
I Don't Know
What I Can Say.
I Have A Spare Pair.
Is There Anything
I Can Do?
There's
Nothing To Do.
I'm Fine, Just Fine.
Thank You Very Much.
I'm Fine.
Are You Sure
You Can See
Without
Your Glasses?
They're
Just For Reading.
Would You Like Some
Gravy With That?
No, Thank You.
[Door Closes]
Agnes: Yikes.
Uncle Sam.
Hello?
Is This
Miss Hayes' Mother?
This Is Agnes Dipesto
From The Agency.
I Need To Find Out
What To Do
With Her Irs Stuff.
Oh.
Can You Leave A Message
That I Called?
She Is? She Will?
I Can?
I Can. I Can Give It
To Her Myself.
Thanks. Ok. Bye.
That Ridiculous Smile
On Your Face Wouldn't
Have Anything To Do With
Last Night, Would It?
No.
Oh.
Ha Ha Ha!
It's Better Than That.
Better?
It's Better Than Better.
It's Betterest!
Agnes,
What's Wrong With You?
Nothing's Wrong With Me.
Agnes, I've Always
Admired Your Sunny
Disposition, But This Is
Bordering On Sunstroke.
It's Miss Hayes.
She's Coming Home.
Home? Here?
Yeah.
Both: Mr. Addison!
Did You Tell Him?
No, Should
We Tell Him?
Helen Of Troy
Comes Home,
You Want To
Keep It A Secret?
If She Wanted Him To Know,
Why Didn't She Call?
Maybe It's A Surprise.
You Could Be Right.
Agnes, You And I Have
Jumped Into This Game
More Than Once To Keep
Those Two From Folding,
But Maybe This Time We
Should Just Stand Back
And Let Destiny
Play Out His Hand.
Hi, Kids.
What's Up?
You Two Split
A Canary Club Sandwich?
Great News.
Great, Great News.
We Just
Found Out.
I'm All Ears.
You'll Never Guess.
I Give Up.
She's Coming Home.
Lassie?
Miss Hayes.
Maddie.
Miss Hayes?
Maddie's Coming Home?
Home.
Home. Here.
Soon.
That's Great, When Did
She Call, Was I Out?
Well, Yeah,
Kind Of.
Well, Yeah,
Kind Of?
Well,
Yeah, Sort Of.
Kind Of, Sort Of...
Well, What's Up,
I Mean,
Did She Call
Or Didn't She Call?
Wait A Second,
Why Dwell
On The Messenger
When The Message
Is Such Good News?
She's On A Train
Headed This Way.
She's Coming Back,
Bigger And Better
Than Ever.
Answer My Question.
If She Didn't Call,
How'd You Know
She's Coming Home?
I Called There.
Her Mother Answered.
She Told Me.
She's Coming Home,
But She Couldn't Be
Bothered To Call Me.
That's Great.
Maybe She Wanted
To Surprise Us.
Well, I'm Surprised.
If She Comes In,
Buzz Me.
If I'm Not Too Busy,
I'll Stick My Head Out
And Say Hi.
Maddie, Guess Who
Davey Junior
Just Mentioned
In His Now I Lay Me's.
Tookie.
Tookie?
That Imaginary
Friend Of His.
Little Davey Was Afraid
Tookie Wouldn't Play
Make-Believe Anymore.
So You Know What
I Told Him?
What?
I Said, "Son, If You
Want A Friend, Be One."
Good Advice.
I Thought So.
Used It
In My Breakfast Speech
To The Rotary Club
This Morning.
Honey, Have You
Seen My Pepto--
Wait A Minute.
Here It Is.
Yeah.
I Have A Little Touch
Of The Businessman's
Butterflies.
Want Some?
No, Thanks.
Pink And Yummy
Nice For The Tummy.
David, Do You Ever Think
About What Makes You Happy?
Happy?
Only 26 Years
And 4 Months
And We Can Rip Up
The Mortgage.
That Makes Me Happy.
Being Married To You
Makes Me Happy.
Really?
Really.
Maddie, If We Hadn't
Gotten Married,
I Might Not Have
Ever Settled Down.
Because Of You,
I'm A Totally
Different Person.
Yeah. I Know.
Well...
Nightie...
Night...
Night.
David.
Hmm?
Do You Find Me...
I Mean, Do You Still
Feel Passionate About Me?
What Man Wouldn't
Be Passionate
About A Woman
As Soft And Lovely As You?
Really? You Mean That?
Yes, Indeed.
Well, Then, David,
Look At Me
And Tell Me That.
Whoa!
Maddie.
You Scalawag.
Wait A Minute. It's 8:30.
It's Almost Bedtime.
Hey, Maybe--Maybe We
Should Wait Till Next Sunday
You Know, When The Kids
Are At Disneyland.
Yeah. Maybe.
You Better Hop
Under The Covers.
You're Gonna Catch Your
Death Of Cold In That Thing.
I Don't Know, David.
Being Married To You Is Not
What I Thought It'd Be.
I'm Not Complaining.
You're
A Model Husband...
Hard-Working,
Responsible,
A Doting Parent.
Pillar Of The Community.
You've Made A Lovely
Childproof Home
Here For Me
And The Kids.
Lots Of Cozy Corners,
Big Yard, Swings,
An Olympic-Size Sandbox.
You've Done Great.
Better Than Great,
David.
You're Ideal.
But, David...
You're Not
The Same Person
As The Man
I Used To Know,
And I'm Not Sure
I Like The Change.
Don't Hate Me For
Saying This,
It's Not Your Fault.
It's My Fault.
You Just Gave Me
What I Asked For.
David, Let's Sleep
Outside Tonight.
We Could Put Our
Blankets On The Lawn
And Make Love
In The Moon...
[Snoring]
Light.
I Didn't Think
You'd Come.
It's What You Wanted,
Isn't It?
So Which David
Do You Want...
Me, Or That Jar
Of Mayonnaise
You Call A Husband?
You'd Better Go.
I Need You.
I Need This.
David?
David?
David?
Hello.
Hi. Oh.
Do You Mind
If I Join You For Dinner?
Well, I, Um...
Only If I'm Not Imposing.
No, No,
Not At All.
Is It Safe?
I Left My Hard Hat
Back In The Compartment.
I'll Try To Be On
My Best Behavior.
I'm Walter Bishop.
Maddie Hayes.
Oh, I'm Sorry.
No Big Deal.
I Don't Know What's
Wrong With Me.
I Guess I Just
Don't Feel Much
Like A Ballerina
These Days.
Did I Get You?
No,
You Just Missed.
I Feel Terrible
About This
And About What
Happened Yesterday.
Yesterday Was At Least
50% My Fault.
But I Stepped
On Your Glasses.
Well, I Was Due
For A New Prescription Anyway.
Good Evening, Cecil.
Good Evening,
Mr. Bishop.
Will You Be
Having A Cocktail?
I'll Have The Usual,
And The Lady--
Nothing For Me,
Thank You.
You Seem Pretty
At Home Here.
I Have To Be In Chicago
A Couple Of Times A Month,
And I'm One Of Those
People Who Doesn't Believe
That It Is Possible
For A Man To Fly.
I Call It
The Myth Of Aviation.
What?
I'm Sorry.
It's Just That You
Look So Silly.
I Couldn't Find
My Other Pair,
I Must've
Left Them In L.A.
I'm Terrible,
It's Bad Enough
That I Broke Them
In The First Place.
You Have To Let Me
Buy You Another Pair
When We Get Back
To California.
Deal?
Deal.
So, A Systems Analyst
Is Someone
Who Analyzes Systems.
Oh.
I Have A Remarkable
Grasp Of The Obvious.
This Is Pretty Boring,
Isn't It--
Is That What You Do?
No. I Have Analyzed
Some Systems,
But I Write,
I Consult, I Lecture,
But Mostly I Think
For A Living.
Sounds Important.
Not Exactly
Earth-Shattering
Compared To What
You're Doing.
Being A Detective?
No. Having A Baby.
That's Big Stuff.
Yeah. Big Stuff.
Great Stuff.
Are You Excited?
Oh, Yes. I'd Say
I Was Excited...
Thrilled, Nervous,
Tired...
Would You Like Me
To Walk You
Back To Your
Compartment?
Oh, No, No. I'm
Tired All The Time.
I'm Enjoying Just
Sitting Here Chatting.
Oh, Me, Too.
This Is One Of The Nicest
Train Rides I've Ever Had.
It Was Worth A Concussion.
I Suppose I'm Gonna
Give Fatherhood A Go
One Of These Days,
Although I'm Not
Thoroughly Convinced
That There Are Enough Hours
In A Day To Have
A Relationship, Run A Company,
And Still Drop By
The Dry Cleaner Once A Week.
I Don't Know.
Truth Is,
I'm Not Exactly Sure
What I Want To Do
With My Life Yet.
It's Just That
I'm Still Looking
For This One Secret
Magic...Thing
That Is Going To
Just Click Everything
Right Into Focus.
I Don't Know.
You Have Any Idea What
You're Gonna Do With Your Life?
Of Co--What Am I Asking,
You're Doing It.
I'm Doing It,
All Right.
How Long Have
You Been Married?
Married? Oh.
I'd Say Three Years
Next Month.
Hard To Believe.
You Know, To Me,
The Scariest Thing
About Being Married?
What?
The Big Church Wedding,
With All
The Drunken Relatives
Crying And Arguing.
I Can't Go That Route.
Me, Neither.
So You Eloped?
Eloped?
Well, Yes. I Guess
You'd Call It That.
Yes, We Eloped.
Yes, A Ladder
Up To The Window.
And The Whole Thing.
It Was Very Exciting.
Were Your Mom And Dad
Disappointed?
No, We Didn't
Tell Them.
You Didn't
Tell Your Mom?
No, She Was Dead
At The Time,
And My Father
Was Missing.
Oh, I'm So Sorry.
It's Ok,
We Found Him Later.
So, Was Your Dad Pleased
When He Finally Found Out?
Pleased Isn't
The Word For It.
But The Funny Thing
About My Husband David
Is I Didn't Think
He Could Pull It Off,
But He Really Rose
To The Occasion.
He Works Hard.
He's Going To Be
A Terrific Dad.
He's My Best Friend.
Somehow He Manages
To Keep The Spark
Alive Between Us.
I Guess You Could Say
He's The Man
Of My Dreams.
Ok.
Then Here's A Toast
To Your Dream Man
And To The Mother
Of Your Child.
David: Maddie.
Maddie.
[People Screaming]
What's Wrong?
What's Going On?
Maybe She Knows.
Knows What?
How To Operate
A Train.
I'm Not Sure,
Are There Instructions?
You Can Do It,
I Know You Can.
You Have To Do It.
You're The Only One
Who Can Save Us.
Hurry, Please!
Well, I'll Try.
Look, Do You Know How
To Operate A Train,
Or Don't You?
Well...
Come On, Now. Everyone
Is Counting On You.
Yes, I'm Sure I Can.
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
I Don't Know What To Do.
I Don't Know Why
I Said I Did.
I Guess I Thought
I Could Figure It Out.
You've Got To Help Me.
You Can't Expect
To Be A Passenger
All Your Life,
Maddie.
Time For You
To Take Control.
Don't Go!
[Door Closes]
Oh!
Ok, Maddie. You Got
Yourself Into This.
Now, Do Something.
There's Got To Be
Something I Can Do...
Some Way Out.
[Train Whistle Blowing]
[Train Whistle Blowing]
I'm Going To Die!
I'm Going To Kill
All These People!
I'm Sorry,
I'm Sorry!
Why Did I Think
I Could Do This?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
I Can't Stop It!
I Can't Stop It!
Maddie, Wake Up!
Wake Up, It's Me--Walter.
You're Having
A Nightmare.
Actually,
It's Sort Of Stupid,
Me Telling You That
You're Having A Nightmare.
Once Again, My Brilliant
Grasp Of The Obvious.
See, I Was Faced
With 2 Choices In There,
Either I Could Sit There,
Trying To Read My Book,
Or I Could Come In Here
And Save My Dinner Companion
From Some Horrible Fate.
You Ok?
Yeah, I'm Fine.
I'm Sorry
I Disturbed You.
No, No, Actually,
I Disturbed You.
I've Never Had
A Dream Like That.
I Dreamed I Was
In A Train Crash.
Train Crash?
Yes.
I Had The Controls,
And I Didn't
Know What To Do.
And The Train Crashed
Into My Office.
Your Office?
Yes.
Were There
Any Survivors?
Survivors?
Yeah, There Are Never
Any Survivors In My Dreams.
I Have Similar Ones
All The Time.
Only About Airplanes.
About Once A Month,
Mine Crash Into The Sea.
So Compared To Planes,
Train Travel
Is Completely Safe.
I Suppose You Have
More On Your Mind
Than Passenger Safety.
Well...
If You're Ok,
Uh...
Walter?
I Lied To You.
What?
I Lied To You...
About My Wonderful
Husband David.
There Is A David,
But, Uh...
He's Not My Husband.
Besides, The Truth Is...
Well...
I Haven't Told
The Truth To Anyone,
Not Even To Myself.
The Truth Is I'm Afraid
That The Nightmare
Is Not Going To End.
So What Are You Saying,
Your Life Is A Nightmare?
I Ran Away
From Everything,
And Back In Chicago,
I Thought...
It Was Controllable,
But It Isn't.
It's Just...
A Mess.
You Couldn't Be Wrong?
The Closer
I Get To L.A.,
The More I Want
To Turn Around
And Go In The Other
Direction.
Ok.
So You Have This
Wonderful Husband David
Who Isn't Your Husband.
Is He Wonderful,
At Least?
Does He Want You?
Yes.
Then What's The Problem?
I'm Not Sure I Want Him.
I Mean, I Want Him...
I Just Can't Stand Him.
He's Lewd And Loud
And Careless And Overbearing.
But That's Partly
Why I Love Him, You Know?
You Know, Sometimes
The Things That We Want
In The Worst Way
Are The Worst For Us,
Like Pepperoni.
Hah.
You Ever Think That
David Might Change,
Now That He's A Father?
That's The Problem.
He Isn't The Father.
Oh.
I'm Not Having
David's Child.
Yeah, That Is A Problem.
Yeah.
I Don't Know How I'm
Going To Tell Him
About Sonograms
And Calendars,
And That He Was
At The Right Place
At The Wrong Time.
[Door Opens]
Walter: Hello.
One Of The Benefits
Of Frequent Rail Travel--
Cecil's Cocoa.
Available
Round-The-Clock
To Acquaintances
Of Long Standing.
I Hope You Like
Marshmallows.
Mm-Hmm.
Blip.
Blip.
A-Plus.
Let's See Here.
Hmm.
Bit Of Chocolatey Bouquet,
With A Carob Aftertaste.
I Think It's '73,
But I Don't
Recognize The Vineyard.
Well...
Well...
You Ever Been In
A Transcontinental
Pajama Party Before?
No, But I Kind
Of Like It.
I Could Use Another
Couple Of
Weeks Of This.
Don't They Have
Those Rail Passes
For A Month?
Maybe I Could Get
One For 6 Months
Or 6 Years,
Or Maybe Someone
Will Throw The Switch
The Wrong Way,
And We'll Never
Reach Los Angeles,
And I Could Sit Here
Getting Crumbs
In My Bed,
And Looking Out
At The Lights
Whizzing By,
And All Those Shadows
Behind The Windows,
And Make Believe That
I Don't Have Their
Problems.
Bit Of A Double-Edged Sword,
Isn't It?
How So?
People Without Anything
To Worry About
Are Generally On Their Way
To The Cemetery.
Those People
Behind Those Windows,
I Envy Them
And Their Problems.
I Imagine That
They're Inside There,
Living Life.
Doing The Dishes,
Cozying Up To The Fire,
Bagging The Garbage,
Just Stuff.
Maybe Even
Drinking Cocoa.
I Don't Believe This.
I Came In Here
To Cheer You Up.
I Was Supposed
To Be Mr. Levity,
I Was Gonna Be
The Johnny Carson Of The Rail.
Instead, I'm Here,
Walter Bishop,
3:30 In The Dark
Of Night,
In The Sleeping
Compartment Of
A Troubled
And Very Beautiful Woman,
Ruminating
About Alienation
And My Own
Unfulfilled Life.
You're Being Silly,
Walter.
Silly And Boring.
Deluxe Combo.
Neither.
I Appreciate This.
You Do?
I Do.
A Lot.
Ok...
Now, What Do We Do
To Really
Cheer Ourselves Up?
More Marshmallows.
No, No,
Not Enough Oomph.
I'm Not Opposed
To Oomph.
All Right. Um....
I Got It.
We're Pulling Into Vegas
In A Couple Of Hours,
I Have Never
Gambled Before.
I Hate Gambling.
Gambling Repulses Me.
You, Too?
Let's Gamble.
[Telephone Rings]
Blue Moon
Detective Agency.
You Could Be A Man Who
Just Stabbed His Wife
Or Even The Woman
At The Other End
Of The Knife.
I Hate
To Sound Heartless,
Or Rude Or Cold,
But We're
Really Busy.
I'll Have
To Put You On Hold.
Hello.
Miss Hayes.
It's Really You.
It's Really Me.
You're Really Here?
I'm Really Here.
You're Really Early.
I'm Really Early?
You're Not Supposed
To Be Here
Until Tomorrow,
Don't Move.
Don't Move?
Don't Move.
Party Stations!
Ok, Everybody,
Sound Spontaneous,
Just Like
We Rehearsed It.
1, 2, 3.
Welcome Back, Miss Hayes!
Wait A Minute,
I Can Only Answer
One Question
At A Time.
I'm A Little
Under 5 Months.
Yes, The Train
Was Bumpy.
And, Um...
How Are You
All Doing?
What's Happened?
Well, We've
Been Busy.
5 Of Our Clients
Killed Their Spouses
For
The Insurance Money.
8 Were Part Of Love
Triangles Where
1 Member Was Killed
By The Other 2,
And Burt And I Did
Episodes Of Our Own.
Miss Hayes,
If I May?
On Behalf
Of The Entire Company,
I Would Just Like
To Tell You
How Much We've Missed
Having You In Our Midst.
And We'd All Like
To Wish You All The Best
With Your Baby-To-Be.
Thank You,
Mr. Viola.
While I've Done
All Within My Power
To Make Myself
An Indispensable Member
Of This Team,
To Try To Plug
The Immense Hole
Left By Your Absence,
I Must Say That
As Far As Blue Moon Goes,
The Man Does Not Exist
Who Could Adequately
Fill Your Pumps.
Without You,
We've Been Like An Engine
Running On 1 Cylinder,
Puttering Along,
Unable To Get
The Lead Out Of Our Gas.
But Now, Now That You're
Out Of The Shop,
So To Speak,
We Are Greased And Lubed
And Ready
To Hum Down That Highway
To A New Horizon.
The Rpms Are Up,
There's Nothing In Our Path,
The Finish Line
Isin Clear View, And--
Missed A Few Days
From School.
Sorry.
Did You Bring A Note
From Your Mother?
Will One
From My Doctor Do?
Yes.
Welcome Back.
Thanks.
So What Do You Say
We Slip Into Something
A Little
More Comfortable?
Like Your Office.
My Office?
Sure, Your Office.
Remember The Thing
With All The Furniture?
Figured It Might Be
A Little Easier In There,
We Could Catch Up
On Business.
Business? Sure.
Fine.
My Office
Would Be Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
You Know, If We Wait
Here Long Enough,
It Might Just
Come To Us.
I'm Sorry.
I'm Just...
Nothing.
It's Nothing.
I'm Here.
I Might As Well...
Catch Up On
The Business, Right?
Right.
Right. Might As Well
Do It In My Office.
Right?
Right.
Right...Unless
We Do It Out Here.
Right Out Here?
Well, There's Lots
Of Business Out Here.
Phones, Files,
Desks.
Look, If You Don't
Want To Go In--
I Didn't Say That,
My Office Would
Be Fine.
Let's Go
Into My Office.
We're Going
Into My Office.
If Anyone Calls,
Comes In,
Or Otherwise
Wants To See Us,
Shoot Them.
This Feels Different,
But The Same.
I Thought
It Would Have Been
The Other Way Around.
Can I, Uh...
So...
So...We've Got A Lot
Of Catching Up To Do.
Catching Up To Do?
Catching Up To Do.
So...
Catch Me Up.
I Wasn't Planning
Staying Very Long Today.
Right. Well...
I'm A Little
Nervous.
I Mean,
It's Been 4 Months.
4 1/2.
David.
So What About Tonight?
Tonight?
Yea, Tonight?
What About Tonight?
I Figured We'd Hit A Quiet,
Overpriced Restaurant
That Doesn't
Have Kiddie Menus
Or Booster Chairs
While You Still Can.
Well...
You See,
You're Back 10 Minutes,
And We Already
Agree On Something.
How About
Italian Food?
I Think
We'll Both Pass.
I Just Want
To Wait.
Wait.
Please?
I Just Got Off The Train
A Couple Hours Ago.
After 3 Days
And Nights,
Very Little Sleep,
Showering
In A Closet,
And Having My Meals
While I Rocked,
I'm Just Not Ready.
I Dropped In Here
To Touch Base,
See Everyone,
To See You.
But I Do Want
To Talk To You,
I Need
To Talk To You,
And I Will.
You Just...
Need To Give Me
A Little Time,
You Know,
To Rest Up,
Get My
Land Legs Back.
Sure.
Sounds Fair.
Thanks.
Wouldn't Want Your Knees
To Start Wobbling.
Next Thing You Know,
You'd Be Flat On Your Back,
Feet Up In The Air,
And That's How This
Whole Thing Started, Isn't It?
David.
You Know What, Maddie?
What?
I'm Having A Real Hard Time
Working Up Any Sympathy
For The Fact That
You Were On A Train
For 3 Days And 3 Nights.
I've Been On A Roller Coaster
For The Past 4 1/2 Months
Waiting For You.
Waiting For You To Come Home,
Wondering If You
Ever Were Gonna Come Home,
Andnow You
Finally Do Come Home,
And I'm Walking
Around Here On Eggshells.
And The First Thing
Out Of Your Mouth Is,
"Wait, David."
"Wait!"
Well, Maybe I Am
Pushing Things A Little Bit
Too Much,
But I've Gotten About
As Good As
I'll Ever Get At Waiting.
I'm A Good Waiter.
A Great Waiter.
I Could Get A Job
As A Head Waiter.
I'm Just Asking
For A Little Time,
To Get My Mail--
Well, Just For The Sake
Of Argument,
Let's Just Say I Do
Do Wait Until Tomorrow,
Then What?
Then What?
Then Not Tomorrow,
But The Next Day,
Then Not The Next Day,
But Maybe Someday--
How About
Not Ever, David?
You're Being
A Jackass.
The Past 4 1/2 Months
Haven't Been A Cakewalk
For Me, Either.
Yeah, Must've Been
Pretty Tough
Having Your Mom Poach
Your Eggs For You Every Morning
While I Was Here
Bringing Home The Bacon.
That's All This Is
To You, Isn't It,
Bacon And Eggs?
I Don't Know About
You, But I've Had
A Lot More On My Mind
And Stomach Than Food.
Yeah, And Instead Of Staying
Here And Dealing With It,
The Queen Bee
Gives Everybody
The Royal Buzz-Off
Regardless Of What It Does
To Anybody Else's Life.
Like What?
Did You Miss A Few
Happy Hours?
No. I Don't Remember
A Whole Lot Of Happy Hours.
As A Matter Of Fact,
The Only Thing I Do Remember
Is Having At Least One
Conversation With You
For Every Night
You Weren't Here.
I Don't Want
To Do This.
I'm Not Ready To Do This.
You're Not The Only One
With 4 1/2 Months
Bottled Up Inside Of You.
But You Know What?
I'm Not Gonna.
Somehow It Fits.
I'm Not Gonna Give You
The Satisfaction
Of Walking Out On Me
Before I'm Ready To Go.
So Just Leave.
I Am Walking Out,
You Understand?
Get Out!
Yes.
Like Riding A Bike,
Ain't It?
I'm Sorry.
No, I'm Sorry.
It's All My Fault.
No, I Shouldn't
Have Come In Today.
I Overreacted.
I Overreacted
To Your Overreaction.
Look, I'm Sorry.
I Just Missed You.
I Missed You, Too.
Well...
Here We Are,
Two People
Who Miss Each Other.
Here We Are.
Want To Take It Again
From The Top?
I'll Meet You Halfway.
David...I'm Married.
Mmm. I Like That.
I Missed These
Little Sex Games.
I'll Be
The Delivery Boy.
No, David.
I'm Married.
Want Me
To Be The Milkman?
David, Listen To Me.
I Got Married Last
Night. I'm Married.
What?
Married.
I Got Married.
I'm Married.
You're Serious?
Arh, Arh.
Wait A Minute.
Wait A Minute.
Do You Mean...
The For Better-Or-For-Worse,
Till-Death-Do-Us-Part Married
Or I-Woke-Up-
Under-A-Barstool Married?
Better-Or-Worse.
I Met Him On The Train.
We Stopped In Las Vegas.
We Were There A Night.
He Asked Me. I Said Yes.
I...I Guess You'd Say
It Was
Kind Of Spontaneous.
Spon--Are You Nuts?
You've Never Done
Anything Spontaneous
In Your Life.
Well, I Guess
There's A First Time
For Everything.
I Don't Believe You.
It's True.
It's True?
You, Maddie Hayes,
Went Out And Got Married?
You Make It Sound--
So This Hubby Of Yours--
He Got A Name?
Yes.
Well?
I'm Thinking.
Bishop.
Walter Bishop.
You Sure?
Don't Make Fun Of Me.
I Love Him.
You Love Him?
Ha Ha Ha! Love Him?
It Doesn't Even Sound
Like You Know Him.
I Know Him.
I Know Him Very
Well.
Oh, Yeah? How Long?
Three Days.
Three Days!
Three Whole Days?
Three
Very Full Days.
I Bet They Were Full,
I Bet They Were Chock-Full.
I Bet They Were Action-Packed.
It's Not Like
That, David.
I Can Hear What
You're Thinking.
I Can Hear That Smirk
In Your Voice.
Why Can't You Just Dig
Deep Down Inside
And Find
Something Nice To Say?
Nice? You Want Me
To Say Something Nice?
Well, The Actual,
Honest-To-God,
Telling You What The
Lord-Loving Truth Is,
I Don't Know
What To Say, Mrs...
Bishop!
Walter Bishop!
Just Testing.
Forgive Me For Not
Throwing Rice,
But Aren't We
Forgetting
One Teeny, Tiny
Little Plot Point?
It's Not Yours.
You're Absolutely Sure
About That?
I'm Absolutely Sure.
So What About Sam?
Sam Is None
Of Your Business.
What About This Guy,
Mr. Pawn?
Bishop!
Whatever. Does It
Matter To Him?
Well...
That's Great.
Tell You What.
You Let Dipesto Know What
Your Silver Pattern Is.
We'll Pick You Out
Something Real Nice.
[Chuckling]
So That's It?
3 1/2 Years
Together,
And That's The Way
You're Gonna Act?
You Can't Say
Something Nice?
Like What?
How About
Congratulations?
You Know What?
You Are Undeniably,
Certifiably, Categorically,
Got The Documents-Up-On-
The-Wall And Everything,
Nuts.
Congratulations!
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