Monk (2002–2009): Season 8, Episode 13 - Mr. Monk Is the Best Man - full transcript

Okay. Here's
your paycheck.

Plus your expenses.

All right. Who says
crime doesn't pay?

Okay, I sign here.

And I just need
your initials.

Just your initials.

You don't have to sign it,
just your initials.

"A" and an "M."

Hi.

Hi. Hi. My, look at you!

You look spectacular.
Thank you.



Mr. Monk,
T.K. Is here.

Doesn't she look great?

Oh, yeah.

What's the occasion?

It's our six-month anniversary,

so Leland's taking me
to La Pasteria.

Oh, very nice.

Have you been there? No,
that's how nice it is.

Oh, my God!

What?

He wants to marry you.

He's going to propose
to you tonight.

What are you talking about?

There's something
in his pocket.



He's been
patting it all day.

It's about the size
and shape of a ring box.

Plus, he trimmed his mustache
two days ahead of schedule.

And he's been talking
to himself just now.

I'll bet
he's rehearsing.

Oh. Plus, he's flossing his teeth,

which is something
he never does!

Oh, my God, Leland.

Congratulations!

Mr. Monk,
you ruined the surprise.

No, I didn't.
I'm very surprised.

Wait,
here he comes. Don't let on.

Don't let him
know that we know.

Hey, hey.
Hi.

You look great. It's 6:30,
so we should get going.

Are you okay?

Why is everybody crying?

Oh, no reason.

You two have fun.

What's going on?

They figured it out.
That you're proposing.

I wonder how.

What do I do now?

I guess
I'll just do it here.

Wait, no.
No, no, no, no.

Just... Let's just wait
till we're alone.

And I wanna hear
the whole speech.

And... And everything
that you planned.

Oh.
Is that a yes?

Well, you'll just have
to wait and find out.

Wait, can I just take
a peek, just a little peek?

Oh!

Looks like we're
going to a wedding.

It's a jungle out there

Disorder and confusion
everywhere

No one seems to care

Well, I do

Hey, who's in charge here?

It's a jungle out there

Poison in the very air
we breathe

You know what's in the water
that you drink?

Well, I do

It's amazing

People think I'm crazy

'cause I worry
all the time

If you paid attention,
you'd be worried, too

You better pay attention

Or this world
we love so much

might just kill you

I could be wrong now

But I don't think so

'Cause there's
a jungle out there

It's a jungle out there.

You all right?
Yes, sir.

I'm sorry, Lieutenant. I've
never seen anything like it.

Think they
killed him first?

God, I hope so.

Peters, any ID at all?
Fingerprints, anything?

You need fingers
for fingerprints.

Heaven

I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so
that I can hardly speak

How you doing?

And I finally found
the happiness I seek

Hey there, Kevin.

You look good.
You losing weight?

Good deal.

When we're out together
dancing cheek to cheek

Hey, I smell ribs.

It is ribs.

You're in a good mood
this morning.

I'm in a great mood.

I'm getting married in nine
days. Can you believe it?

Heaven
I'm in heaven

And my...

Holy monkey!

Yeah, a couple of hikers
found him this morning.

Any ID?

No. We got a boot.

One boot.
Everything else burnt up.

One boot?
Holy monkey.

Yeah. Figure it's a drifter
sleeping in the park,

some kids come by, they shoot
him, then set him on fire.

Found a 9mm shell
right over here.

A couple of kids
shot him first?

Yeah, I think so. His
back wasn't as well done.

You know, so he wasn't rolling around.

I think most people would, you
know, roll around instinctively.

You know?
Right.

We found this, too.

Rum, probably
his own bottle.

151, that'll do it.

Any prints
on the bottle?

No, wiped down.

Well, kids would not
wipe down the bottle.

There's something
wrong here.

Call Monk. Have him
meet us at the morgue.

Yes, sir. You can cover that up now.

Yes, sir.

I love to go out fishing

On a river or a creek

But I do not love it
half as much

As dancing
cheek to cheek

Oh, heaven

Cupid was a gun for hire

Took aim
at Leland Stottlemeyer

Whose love was
wallowed in the mire

We love you
T.K. Stottlemeyer

Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer

Sounds a little
like Light My Fire.

What part?

The words.

And the music.

Why don't you just
play the Wedding March?

Yeah, I am. I am, during the service.

This is for after.
This is for the reception.

This is my gift.

It's either that
or a trash compactor.

Can't go wrong
with a trash compactor.

Listen, Monk...

Are you okay
with me and T. K?

What?
I mean, about her name.

Oh, sure,
I think it's great!

Everybody should have
a Trudy in their life.

Yeah, thank you, man.

That means a lot to me.

There's something else.

I guess this is
as good a time as any.

You and I,
we go way back.

Probably some 20-odd,
or even, mostly odd, years.

Yeah.

So, I would like for you
to be standing next to me

next Saturday.

Standing next to you?

Yeah, I'm asking you
to be my best man.

Really?

Wow!

I'm... I'm a... What
am I? I'm surprised.

I'm flattered. I'm
slightly apprehensive.

And I'm anxious, which,
well, I'm always anxious.

So that doesn't...
So, is that a yes?

Yes.

Yes, absolutely. Yes.
Okay.

Thank you.

I will do my best
to be the best

best man a best man
could possibly be.

I'm sure you will.

It's not complicated.

Your main job is to make
sure you don't lose this.

I will not lose this ring.

I'm sure you won't.

No, I will not
lose this ring!

Monk, I think
you're bending it.

Yeah.

Oh, hello, Adrian.

Hi. Hey, how are you?
Hey, fianc?.

Hey, yourself.
What are you doing here?

Oh, my God,
is that a person?

Yeah, it was a person.
They found it in Colin Park.

Well, who is it?

Or who was it?
We don't know.

No, they took his wallet.
Everything's burned.

Yeah, we'll be lucky
if we can get a DNA match.

Oh, God, you have
to do this every day?

Honey, I don't teach kindergarten.

We knew this when we met.

Hey, wanna take a walk?

Oh, I'm okay.

Actually, I have
a favor to ask you,

and it's
a little embarrassing.

Okay.

Stephanie got
arrested last night.

Who's Stephanie?

Stephanie Briggs.
It's her maid of honor.

We're sisters, I mean,
we feel like sisters.

Mmm-hmm.
What'd she do?

Nothing. It was
just speeding.

Was she drinking?
No, I swear.

It was just speeding.
It was her third offense.

Okay, where did
they take her?

She's here.
Downstairs.

In a holding cell?

They won't release her until
the judge comes in tomorrow.

So, where's her car?

The impound lot.

Okay, I'll see
what I can do.

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

You're my hero.
Okay.

Thank you.

Meet me out back
in a half an hour.

Bye-bye.

Smell that sweet air.

Oh, please,
drama queen.

What? What were you in
there for, like, 20 hours?

I thought I was gonna
have to dig my way out.

She would
not dig her way out

because she'd be afraid
she'd break a fingernail.

Can I ask you a question?

Yeah. What the hell were you thinking?

You were doing 75 miles an hour
in a residential neighborhood.

It was an emergency,
Leland, all right?

I had to get to the
caterers before they closed.

See? She was
doing it for us.

It's just a wedding.

It's not worth
getting killed over.

Well, we ought to be
getting married at the beach.

Oh, here we go!
Just you and me.

Something simple in the sand.
Jeans and sandals.

The wedding's not just for
us. It's for the families.

You're the boss.

That's my tuxedo. Thank you
very much for picking that up.

Yeah, maybe I should check
it, make sure it's right.

Oh, I'm sure it's fine. I rent
from these guys all the time.

I can't wait
to see you in it.

Oh, that's nauseating.
I wanna go back to prison.

Bye. Drive safely.

I'll keep it under 100.

Cute.

You want me to hold the ring? I got it.

Why don't you put it
in your pocket?

Pockets rip.
How about a drawer?

Not reliable.
Really?

I find drawers
to be pretty reliable.

I'd just worry about it.

You know,
I'd obsess over it.

Probably end up carrying the
whole bureau around with me.

You are taking
this best man stuff

pretty seriously.
I hope.

So, how's
the bachelor party coming?

Oh, that's going great. It's great.

I already bought the beer.
Mmm-hmm.

And got a movie.

What?

I've never
seen you so excited.

It's like
he proposed to you.

I know.
That's how I feel.

You know,
it's almost midnight,

I should really,
really go home.

Yeah, uh-huh.

Gee, why don't
you just sleep here?

Well, because
I have work to do.

I have a deadline. I have
to review seven blenders.

All right,
they're just blenders.

Stay put.

Wait a minute. Curtis Rudner.
Isn't he a pediatrician?

He doesn't have a date?
He's separated.

Well, in that case,
I'm gonna move him over

to table number three,
right next to me.

Look at that! Hello,
Curtis, how are you?

Sorry, dibs.

Actually, Natalie's
bringing her own doctor.

Yes, Lieutenant
Steven Albright.

He's in the Navy.
He's a medical officer.

Very nice.

Ready?

Okay.
Be honest.

Okay.
What do you think?

Honey, if I looked
that good,

I would get married every six
months, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, no,
is that the time?

I have to go. I have to meet
Mr. Monk at the crime lab.

God, how do you do it?
Do what?

Your job. How do you live with it?

The blood, the anger,
the victims.

How do you get used to it? Oh, well,

I'm not used to it.
I hope I never am.

Don't tell Leland, but
after the break-in last week,

I didn't sleep
for two days.

Honey.

I'm serious. I...

I don't know if I can be a cop's wife.

Monk, the evidence
is over here.

Randy, go get him.

It's a mixed arrangement.

They're supposed
to be mixed up.

That's the centerpiece for
the tables at the reception.

Thank you.

Okay, we have a victim.
Found him in Colin Park.

He was shot once,
and then burned.

I read the file,
so where are we?

Still unidentified.

Randy, what do
we know about him?

Well, we know
he was flammable.

That's pretty much it.

And this is it?
That's all there is.

Hey, I'm looking forward to coming
to the bachelor party tonight.

What time should
I get there?

6:00.

Bachelor party
starts at 6:00?

Be there
or be square.

All right, let's see.

We have a work boot, size
12 and a half, maybe 13.

So he was tall.

And slightly bowlegged.

The wear on the heel,
it's uneven.

You getting
this down, Randy?

Yes, sir.

What is this?

A thorn.

There's no break.

I think it was cut.

And this...

What is that?

It's green Styrofoam.

I'll send this
down to the lab.

We're in the lab.

Then I'll just
put it right there.

You know, I can hold
that ring. I got it.

I got it.

Truth is, I might not be
needing that ring after all.

T.K.'s having second thoughts
about the wedding.

Buyer's remorse.

What?
What happened?

Well, the break-in at my
house really spooked her.

It was just a B and E. Some
kid, didn't take anything.

Probably a junkie
looking for my piece.

Now I can't bring it in the house.

Wow.
New rule.

I have to leave
the gun in the car.

Monk, for God's sake,
would you leave it alone?

Green Styrofoam.

He was a florist.

Hello?
T.K. Jensen.

Sorry about the mess.

Excuse me?

Sorry about the mess.

Friday night
at Leland's house.

Who is this?
Tell your boyfriend

I'll be stopping by again.

Maybe next time, you
will both be at home.

Sorry I'm late.

Oh, Leland.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

You okay? You're shaking. Yeah.

Oh, somebody
just called me,

and he said
he ransacked your place,

and he said he'd be back.

Just now on this phone?
Let me see.

Did you recognize
the voice?

No, it was... It was weird.
It was mechanical.

Electronic filter,
could've been anybody.

Comptel.
It was a pay phone.

He knew my name.

Don't worry about it.
It's no big deal.

Just some creep
having fun.

I'll take care
of it tomorrow.

Let's go home
and lock the door.

What about the party?

Forget about the party.

I'll cancel it.

You can't.
It's your bachelor party.

Look, there's no way
I'm gonna leave you tonight.

I'm fine.

I'll go to the office. I've
got a lot of work to do, anyway.

And there's 20 people
there. I'll be fine.

No.
You have to go.

No. This means the world to Adrian.

He's been planning it
all week.

Okay, I'll go.

Besides, the party's
at Monk's house.

It'll be over by 9:00.

Leland.

Does this happen
all the time?

I mean, just tell me,
is this gonna be my life?

No.

I swear this never happens.

Okay, does
everybody have pizza?

There's nothing on it.

I know.
I ordered plain.

Not even cheese?
I ordered extra plain.

No fuss, no muss.
And use your coasters.

All right? The large coasters
go under the small coasters.

And there's trash bags
in the kitchen.

Everybody gets one. I
put your names at the top.

Monk, there's a
bathroom in the bathroom.

Where do you want me
to put it, Mike?

In the kitchen?

Great, thank you.

Well, you were right.
It came from a pay phone,

a gas station
on Vinton Street.

Any prints?
No prints, no witnesses.

What do you think? Someone with
a grudge, someone you put away?

Maybe. It's
not a short list.

How's T.K. Doing?

She's scared to death.

Excuse me. Okay, all right, here we go.

Is everybody having fun?

You mean, "Is anybody having fun?"

That's good,
that's good.

All right, I would like
to say a few words

about our friend,
Leland Francis Stottlemeyer.

Thank you,
thank you very much.

Okay.
And it goes like this.

"A man walks into a bar
with a duck on his head. "

There's more, there's more.

The bartender says, "Say,
aren't you Leland Stottlemeyer,

"whose first marriage was
annulled after five days,

"and whose second wife,
Karen, left him after 20 years?

"And then you
dated Linda Fusco

"who was later convicted
of first-degree murder?"

Wait, wait, and then Leland
says, "That's right. "

And then the bartender
says, "Every relationship

"you've ever had
has ended in disaster.

"And you wanna
get married again?

"You're crazy. No wonder you
have a duck on your head. "

And Leland says... And Leland
says, "I need a drink. "

I get it, I get it. You're right.

Let's break out the booze.
Yeah, sounds good.

And everybody gets a beer.

Hold on.
Only 12 bottles?

Everybody gets a beer.

Gentlemen,
here's the situation.

We've got 12 bottles,
which is 144 fluid ounces.

Which is enough for each of
us to get a little sleepy.

Yeah!

Or for one of us
to get good and polluted.

Designated drunk.
Hey, I love the idea.

I'll get drunk.

Designated drunk
right here.

All right.

We've started
a new wedding tradition,

a tradition that
I hope is never repeated.

Yeah!

All right, I have a
question. I have a question.

Any of you guys
like movies?

I'm talking
about Hollywood movies.

Because I have found the
ultimate bachelor party movie.

It's rated R.

Everybody here over 18?

No, seriously, are they?

Check it out.

Bachelor Party.

It's actually
called Bachelor Party.

Read the cover.

"Shocking, shameful. "

That's for you.

"Sinful. "

Oh, my!

"And the party
hasn't even begun yet. "

Get it?

Yeah.

He spilled his beer.

It's all over the floor.

Now, what are they doing,
dancing on the roof of the car?

You can't make this stuff
up. This movie's off the hook.

It's off the hook.

Oh, and now
what's he doing?

He's throwing up.

It's only
a movie, right?

Hey, Monk.

I really appreciate this,
but I'm worried about T.K.

I wanna be there
when she gets home.

Yeah.

Are you sure? Because I bought a pi?ata.

No.
Hey, hey!

Who belongs
to the Crown Vic out front?

Well, is it green?

No, it's like a charcoal gray
with flames on the side.

Mmm. And on the roof
and on the windshield.

And on the... There's
flames on the windshield?

Flames on the windshield?

I love this movie.

Hey! Hey,
that's my car!

Two engines are on their way.
They'll be here in three minutes.

What is going on?

I have no idea.

Uh-uh.

Not you.

How'd you sleep?

Sleep, what's that?

T.K. Won't come to my house.
She doesn't feel safe there.

So we go to her place.

2:00 a. m., a car alarm goes
off, she gets freaked out,

we end up spending the night at
the Bayside Motel on Route 10.

She wound up
crying all night.

Whoever this guy is,
he's ruining my life.

Well, that's supposed
to be my job.

Exactly.

Okay, I got the lab report
from the car last night.

No big surprise,
gasoline accelerant.

Gas can?
No gas can.

Witnesses?
No witnesses.

So, what do you think?

I think somebody's
trying to scare you.

Yeah. But why?

I mean,
it doesn't track.

If the guy wants a piece of
me, if he wants to hurt me,

why doesn't
he come at me?

What's all this
cat-and-mouse crap?

So, who's on your short list?

I've been at this
all morning.

Most of these guys are
either in jail or dead.

Yeah, or both.

No. Nobody is both.

What about Joey Knox?

Remember, at that hearing,

he kept saying
that it wasn't over.

I already checked.
Joey Knox is in Mexico.

But didn't
he have a brother?

Yes, Joey Knox
had a brother.

Thank you.

And the brother's
deceased.

What's that? It's the
burn victim from the park.

We might have an ID.

Been checking flower shops.

Remember Monk found
that green Styrofoam?

Yeah, I remember.
I was there.

There's a flower shop
up in Pacific Heights.

One of their clerks has
been missing since Tuesday.

Well, you and Monk
go check it out.

I can't go 'cause I'm trying
to save my marriage here.

Yes, sir.

I'm trying to save my marriage
and I ain't even married yet.

You smell that?

They should open
some windows.

Mmm, I think
it smells wonderful.

I bet you heaven
smells just like this.

I bet it doesn't.
$20.

Hey, hi.
Welcome to Affinity.

I'm Joy.
How can I help you?

Are you the owner?

I don't like
that word "owner. "

We can't own
a piece of nature, right?

Yeah, but your name's
on the lease, right?

I mean, it's a store.

Ma'am, my name
is Lieutenant Disher.

I'm from
the San Francisco Police.

This is Adrian Monk,
Natalie Teeger.

Oh, this is about Charlie.

Yes, ma'am,
Charlie Doyle.

You said he's been
missing for a week.

Yeah, a week ago,
Tuesday.

How long did
he work here?

Three years. He was my
clerk, he made my deliveries,

and it's not
like him to disappear.

He was never even late.

Did he wear
tan work boots?

Yeah, sometimes.

And do you have
an address for Charlie?

No. That is the thing.

I wish I did and I don't.

So you don't know
where he lived?

No.

Could you
check your records?

I'm sure it's on
one of his W-2s.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
I have to be honest.

I'm a truth teller.

I don't think he ever
filled out any forms.

I just paid him in cash
once a week off the books.

He didn't believe in banks.

Well, that's
against the law.

Well, whose law?

Whose law?
Exactly!

So, you don't even know if
Charlie Doyle was his real name.

Well, I never asked him.

I mean, for instance,
Joy is not my real name.

It's just
how I feel.

Oh! I knew it.

I knew it from the moment
that you walked in here.

You are a butterfly orchid.

I am?

Yes, you are.

I believe that everyone
has a special flower

that speaks to them.

Sort of a floral
soul mate, you know?

Mmm-hmm.

I am, of course,
a tiger lily.

Excuse me.

I think
I scared him.

And you are

a sweet little crocus.

Just a bud.

I always felt
like a crocus.

Yeah, I'm not kidding.

Yeah. I'm always right.

And you are...

Uncomfortable.
No.

Don't be uncomfortable.

Look around you
at all the beauty in here.

Yeah.

You know, I think
something is wrong.

Your aura is
a very dark place.

Thank you. It just
doesn't have joy in it.

So let me think.

Randy. Randy.
Your flower...

Ma'am.

Do you happen to have
a picture of Charlie?

Oh, he doesn't
like photographs.

He's a very private person,
I respect that.

Mmm-hmm.

I know.
A thistle.

Yeah.
No.

No.

A cactus!
Okay, yeah.

What about fingerprints?
Where exactly did Charlie work?

That's his station there.

All right.
Mmm.

Are these his shears?

Has anyone else
touched them?

I don't think so.

Let's wrap these up.

Take the gloves, too.
They're rubber.

We can lift some prints
off the inside.

I found it.

Excuse me?

This is your flower.

It's plastic.
Mmm-hmm.

I love it.

Hello.

Hey, this is my Aunt Nora.

Hi, there. Pleased to meet you. Hi.

And my cousin Curtis
from Seattle.

Leland Stottlemeyer.

These are my boys. This
is Max, and this is Jared.

Heard you guys
had a rough week.

Oh, nothing
we can't handle.

We'd never have thought T.K. Would
ever end up marrying a policeman.

Well, I never thought that I'd
end up marrying a girl like T.K.

Hey there!
Hey, you remember Stephanie.

She's been
my Rock of Gibraltar.

Oh, hi.
Oh, nice to see you.

Stephanie Briggs, you look
younger than you did 10 years ago.

Did you make a deal
with the devil?

This is why
I love weddings.

Are you kidding me?
Thank you T.K. And Leland.

Smooth operator.

You're not even
gonna ask him?

No, Mr. Monk, it's crazy.
Don't mention it again.

Hey, how you guys doing?

Mr. Monk wants to walk
T.K.'s father down the aisle.

We're the exact
same height.

I mean, how often
does that happen?

Mr. Monk, I'm sure
he would like

to walk his daughter
down the aisle.

Well, she can
walk behind us.

Just ask him.

I'm talking about
the exact same height.

Think how cool
that would look.

Look, I've got some news.
I just got off the phone

with Ralph Toplyn
from the FBI.

The missing clerk
from the flower store,

they ran his prints.

His real name is
Martin Kettering.

Kettering,
I know that name.

Yeah, he's a fugitive. He's been on
the FBI's Most Wanted list for 12 years.

He was in some eco-terrorist
group called the Earth Avengers.

I remember them.

They blew up a bunch
of condos in Denver.

Yeah, which killed two
security guards and a fireman.

This whole group,
Kettering and three others,

they've been
on the run ever since.

Is he the burn victim?

We just got the DNA test
back. It's definitely him.

Excuse me,
if everyone's ready,

I think
we should get started.

I'd like everyone to line up
just the way you'll be tomorrow.

Mr. Monk... Mr. Monk,
you're walking too slow.

Walk normal.

So, you think she'll
go through with it?

Who?
T.K.

She's scared to death,
you know.

After the threats
and the car bombing.

I couldn't marry a policeman
even if I loved him.

And where's our best man?

Right here.

Are you angry
about something?

No, that's the ring.

Ah!

Okay, yeah, we'll just
wait till the music stops.

Randy.

Hey! Hey, hey!
Randy? You okay?

Get everybody
out of here!

This is Randy Disher. We've
got an explosion... T. K?

...at the church on the corner
of Vinton and Third.

Where's T. K?
I don't know, I don't know.

T. K!

T. K!

T. K!

Okay, what would you
like me to do with this?

Let's sell it on eBay.

Mint condition,
never been used.

Sweetie, I'm gonna
put it in your closet,

and I will also
stop by the station,

so I can return
Leland's tuxedo.

Thanks.

Everybody hates me.

No, sweetie.
Nobody hates you.

Leland hates me.
I can feel it.

Did you talk to him?

He offered
to quit the force.

He did?

He gave me his badge.

I gave it back.

It's who he is.

He's a cop.

He bleeds blue.

He'd be miserable.

Then we'd
both be miserable.

Spend our lives
resenting each other.

What kind
of marriage is that?

I gotta tell you, from what I've
seen, it's... It's pretty typical.

Okay, how
about a drink?

I'd love to,
but I can't.

When I look back
on this 20 years from now,

I wanna know
that I was sober.

Okay, sweetheart,
for what it's worth,

I think that you made
the right decision.

Leland is
a great guy,

but you have got to start
thinking about yourself.

I mean, my God, you've
been a wreck this week.

And you could
not live like this.

Oh...

You don't agree?

My husband, Mitch,
was a Navy pilot.

He was shot down
in 1998.

Leland told me. I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry all the time.

But I'm not sorry
I married him.

And you know, I've
thought about this a lot.

Even if I knew then
what I know now,

I still would've made
the same decision.

We had eight years.

But I would've married
him for eight minutes.

You know, there's
risk in everything.

That's what life is.

It's all or nothing.

I guess I can
take that ring back.

Not yet.

Monk,

it's over.

I happen to be an expert on the subject.

Well, I'm not giving up.

It's gonna work out,
somehow.

You love her.

You need her.
She's your answer.

She's my answer.

Where'd you hear that?

Trudy used to say it.
My Trudy.

Besides, I don't think
I can open my hand.

Stephanie Briggs.

I'm sorry,
am I interrupting?

No. Are you okay, Leland?

No, Stephanie,
I'm far from being okay.

Well, I will just be a second.
I'm running some errands.

I've gotta call the minister
and cancel the caterer.

I need to return your tux,

take all the vases back
to Affinity,

and, uh...
Cleaning up the mess, huh?

Leland, I know this hurts.
I'm really sorry.

But you'll find someone.

You've got your whole life
ahead of you.

Now you're being cruel.

Hey, would you
tell her to call me?

Yeah.
I will.

I'm gonna find him, the
guy that scared her off.

Him and me, we're gonna
have a long conversation,

the kind that involves
a lot of punching.

Affinity, the flower shop.

That's where she bought
the flowers for the wedding?

Yeah, that's right.

Leland, that's where
Martin Kettering worked.

When was she arrested?

A week ago Tuesday.

That was the night
Kettering was killed.

Where did
they pull her over?

Colin Avenue,
a mile from the body.

Stephanie.

Got a minute?

Well, actually, I'm running
a little late, Leland.

Can it wait?
No, it really can't.

You say you've known
T.K. For 12 years?

Yeah, more or less.

Where were you before that?
You've never said?

Who were you
before that?

You ever hear of a group
called the Earth Avengers?

What are you
talking about?

Martin Kettering.

Is he a friend
of yours?

Okay, Leland, listen, I know
that you've had a terrible week...

Here's what I know.

I know we're
going back inside.

We've got a few things
to talk about.

Okay, not today, Leland.

You see?
Easy. Just take it easy.

Take it easy. I will
kill him, I swear to God.

You both know
what I am capable of.

So why don't you
take out your gun

and throw it in
the garbage can?

And don't be obvious
about it, please.

She's the guy, Leland. She's...
She's definitely the guy.

Okay. Stay calm.

She's the guy.
Okay.

Okay, just stay calm.

Okay.

Here, you take this.

You're gonna
walk me to my car.

Here we go.

Put your hands down.
Just walk natural.

Walk like
a normal person.

I bet you a week's pay
that that's a 9-mm.

That's the same gun you killed
Martin Kettering with, isn't it?

What was it doing
with my tuxedo?

That's what this whole thing
has been about.

You were in that group
with Martin Kettering.

You've been a fugitive
for 12 years.

Just shut up.

I already started. It's
very hard for me to stop.

It's true, you have to
let him finish. Go ahead.

I'll make it quick.

Here's what happened.

You reinvented yourself.

You had a good job,
a new life.

Then, a few weeks ago, you
walked into that flower shop,

and your past
caught up with you.

He had a dead-end job.
He had nothing to lose.

You had everything to lose.

I'm guessing
he wanted money.

You promised to help him.

You agreed to pay him off.

So you lured him
into those woods.

He had no idea he was in
danger until it was too late.

You killed him
in cold blood.

And after you shot him,
you burned the body.

And you were safe again.

But then it all went wrong,
didn't it?

On the way home...
She got pulled over.

She still had
the gun, the murder weapon.

She only had a few seconds to hide it.

She panicked. Just before the
cops stepped up to the car,

she hid the gun inside the
garment bag with your tuxedo.

This was your third speeding offense.

They impounded the car, and I
took the bag up to my office.

She knew as soon as you
opened that garment bag,

you'd find the gun, which
explains the break-in.

She was looking
for the garment bag.

When that didn't work,
she got desperate.

The phone calls,
the car fire.

She was trying
to scare T.K.

So T.K. Would
call off the wedding.

Are you guys done?
Actually, no.

I have a little bit more...
You're done. Now, get in the car.

Leland, you drive.
You're in the back seat.

No, no, no, I never
get in the back seat.

I only sit in the front.

That's true, he can't ride in
the back. It's like a compulsion.

What is your problem?
This is a gun!

Leland!

T. K! I've been talking to Natalie.

I'm so sorry,
I wasn't thinking clearly.

What are you doing here?
Just go home.

We have nothing to say.
Just go home.

He doesn't wanna talk to
you now. He hates your guts.

I just wanted
to say I love you.

I'm not leaving
you again.

In that case,
you're coming with us.

Get in the car, T.K.

Not in the front, though,

because I'm sitting in the...
It's okay. It's not loaded.

Oh, it's not, huh?

It's empty now.

Here's your clip.

You had one
in the chamber.

You're under arrest.
Turn around.

Ow! That hurt.
Good.

Now, are you gonna
marry me or not?

Absolutely.

Trudy, do you take Leland

to be your lawfully
wedded husband?

Do you promise to love,
honor and cherish him

for better or for worse,
in sickness and in health,

for as long as you both shall live?

I do.

Sorry. My fingers
are a little stiff.

Open. Yeah.

Okay. There you go.

Open it.

Ah!

I picked the right man.

And Leland,
do you take Trudy

to be
your lawfully wedded wife?

Do you promise to cherish,
honor and love her,

for better or for worse,
in sickness and in health,

for as long
as you both shall live?

I do.

Here we go.

I now...
Oh, wait.

There's something else
I'd like him to wear.

May I have
your wallet, please?

I now pronounce you
man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

You're damn right.

Aren't you supposed
to throw that?

Yes.

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