Mike & Molly (2010–2016): Season 6, Episode 13 - I See Love - full transcript

Okay, this is threaded.
Here, you take this.

Okay.

I got this.
You take this.

- Okay.
- Wait a minute.

- Oh, God.
- Okay.

All right, now...

click it in.

Okay, push it.

I am pushing.

No, push it down.

I am...
pushing it down!



Okay, I think that's it.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Let me get mine in.
- Okay.

And tighten her up.

- Good.
- Like that.

- All right, let me just take...
- Yeah.

- Take up the slack.
- Okay.

You're cutting me in half!

I'm gonna release my sides!

- Ow! Oh.
- Oh.

Oh, Mol!

Honey...

can we please just take
this thing to the fire station

where they will
install it for free?



Yeah, maybe they'll do it
for you shirtless, too.

Don't worry.

You're still my first
responder of choice.

Thank you.

You believe it?

Three weeks, we're gonna
have a baby in this thing.

You're gonna be a mom.

You're gonna be a dad.

Mama.

Papa.

Okay, well, let's get
this damn car seat in

so Mom and Dad aren't gonna
have to walk baby six miles home

from the hospital.

You know what?

You have been working
really hard on this.

Why don't you just...

go take a nap or something,

and I'll, I'll give
this another shot.

You want to try
to do this alone?

Just go take a nap.

Okay, but don't take it
to Firehouse Seven...

those guys know me.

♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪

♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪

♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

♪ I see love ♪

♪ I see love ♪

♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

♪ I see love ♪

Ugh.

Hello.

Yeah, this is Molly Flynn.

What? No, no, she's not due
for another three weeks.

What?

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, okay,
we're on our way.

Mike, get up!

What's going on?

It's go time.
The baby's coming.

Our baby?

Yes, our baby.
Who else's baby?

Come on!

I heard the phone.
What's going on?

The baby's coming.

Wh... your baby?

Yes, my baby. What is the matter
with you people?

- Get dressed.
- Oh, my God.

Well, sure, I'll cut the grass.

What the hell
is he talking about?

He couldn't sleep,
so he took an Ambien.

Well, the van's leaving
in 90 seconds.

Get Magoo ready.

Okay, baby's coming,
baby's coming.

Grandma doesn't like it
when you squeeze the puppy.

Okay.

No more sleeping pills.
Get him dressed!

Victoria!

The baby's coming.

We got to go!
We got to go!

What are you doing?

I'm hungry.

No, there's no time for eating.

Not even a bowl of cereal?

No.

This better not
be another drill.

Hey, do you see
me holding a stopwatch?

This is the real deal.
Let's go.

Baby's coming?

Not you two again.

I would've told you sooner,

but sneaking around behind
your back makes it hotter.

Okay, the van's leaving
in 30 seconds.

I've known about this for, like,
two weeks. Let's go!

Oh.

Take it easy.

I'm getting carsick.

Well, if you'd have had
a bowl of cereal with me,

it would've
settled your stomach.

Don't start.

I'm sure you all got questions
about what's going on

between Victoria and me.

Yeah, that's exactly what
we're all thinking

as we speed to the hospital
to adopt a baby.

Then, to ease your mind,
it's purely sexual.

Mm-hmm. Our kinks just click.

I'm the ying to his Wang.

Ew.

I really do think
I'm gonna get sick.

Okay, okay, just-just,
uh, breathe, okay?

Take short, shallow breathes.

Good.

You know what?
I-I actually do feel better.

Yeah, it got me through
diarrhea at Disney World.

Ugh!

Ow. Where are you going?

Stay on Cicero.

She'd kill me if I didn't stop.

Your mother?
There is no time.

If we don't bring her along,

we will hear about it
for the rest of our lives.

Okay, there she is.

Where am I supposed to sit?

We could take out the baby seat.

No!

Oh, for God's sake.

No worse than coach on Delta.

We're here!

We're here.
We're here.

They called us.
We came.

We're here.
What do we do?

I'm gonna need
a little more information.

Okay, okay.

The woman that is having
our baby is having our baby.

Okay, still need a little more.

- Oh, my God.
- Okay, I got it, I got it.

Okay, uh, we are here to meet
our, uh, adoption advocate,

and her name is...

written on a card
on my nightstand!

But you had time for cereal.

- Don't do that right now.
- I'm just saying.

- Don't-don't...
- I'll handle this.

I've got $22 here.

I'll give you $11 now and $11
when you cough up the baby.

That's okay, I just need
a name to work with.

Name, name, Puddin' Tain.

Ask me again
and I'll tell you the same.

Get him out of here!

Are you the Flynn-Biggs family?

Yes. That's us.

Nice to meet you,
I'm your adoption advocate.

Is the baby here?

Not yet,
but the mother is in labor.

You guys need to stay close

because it could happen
at any minute.

Take this.

It'll buzz and let you know
when we're ready for you.

It's cool, like waiting
for a table at Chili's.

Except it's your child.

This is very exciting.

Thank you so much.

If it's a girl, we're gonna
name her after you.

Oh, great.
My name is Blanche.

- Do you have a middle name?
- Okay.

All right, okay.

No, no, no, we're good...

Holy crap.

Where am I?

In the... in the hospital.

Am I going in or being released?

We're waiting for your test
results, it doesn't look good.

I brought fresh bagels.

- Courtesy of Abe's.
- Aw.

Oh, great, did you bring cream
cheese and some fresh fruit?

You're welcome.

Hey, Nana, so glad
you could come.

I wouldn't miss this
for anything.

Here, I brought something
for the baby.

Aw, I love it.
Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Aw.

These eyes are a choking hazard.

- Get rid of it.
- Mm.

Oh, hell no!

You back with the drama queen?

Yes, I am.

I was talking to her.

Listen, have you thought about
your living arrangements

for after the baby's born?

Well, we figured
the baby would sleep

in our room for a little bit,

and then we'll move him
into the nursery.

Ugh, that'll never work.

You're all on top of
each other over there.

Why don't you move in with me?

I got plenty of room
in my house,

and everyone is sober.

Is that a shot at me?

Oh, good, you were listening.

Listen, sweetheart, at least
my home has some joy in it.

Unlike the house
you currently haunt.

Joy?

You mean pills, pot,
and fornication?

Like raising my baby
at a Sandals resort.

Okay, okay, okay.
We're not moving.

I think what my daughter is
too nice to say is: Butt out.

Mom, stay out of it.

Yeah, stick to what you know:

Orgies and edible underpants.

Keep talking and I'll slap
that Poligrip

right out of your mouth.

Why don't we take this
outside, Red?

Why don't we do this
right here, Whiskers?

Okay.

Snap you like a string bean!

Enough, enough!

God.

You guys don't stop it,
I will lock that baby up,

and none of you
will ever see it.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey, Blanche.

Blanchey-Blanche.
Big B!

Hey.

Do you want a bagel?

Is everything okay in here?

Oh, yeah.

It's great, we're just
playing a lively game of...

pass the grandma.

- I win!
- Yay!

Yeah, were just, uh,
very anxious for some news.

Well, the mother
is still in labor

and it looks like it's
going to be a while.

I'd normally say, "Just keep
doing what you're doing," but...

Oh, yeah.

We're just, you know,
blowing off...

steam and having...

having fun.
We're good.

Okay, well, I'll check back
in a little bit.

You know, the name Blanche is
really starting to grow on us.

You guys better straighten up.

What are you doing out here?

Taking a break
from my loved ones.

Yeah, I don't know

what you were thinking,
bringing us all here.

Okay, so look, I got your mom
settled in the cafeteria.

Jell-O seemed to soothe
that savage beast.

Thanks, pal.

Oh. Here.

Got you some cigars
so you can hand them out.

Yeah, the guy at the gift shop
said they were Cuban,

but I don't believe him.

They're perfect.
Thanks, buddy.

I appreciate it.

In fact,

I appreciate
everything you've done.

You're very welcome.

You've been with me
every step of the way.

Mm-hmm.

When I met Molly,

when we got married,

and now that I'm about
to become a dad.

How about that?

I could not ask
for a better friend

or a better partner.

And, oh,

Molly and I would like you to
be the godfather of our child.

Man, I'd be honored.

Hey, you know I'd do
anything for that baby, right?

Oh, I don't doubt
that for a second.

I love you, Carl.

I know.

You're not gonna say it back?

Now you know how it feels.

Oh, come on.

Since they can't hear us, which one
do you think is the cutest?

All of them.

I want to take all of them home.

I mean, this is why
I can't go into animal shelters.

It's hard to believe
that you're gonna have a baby

of your own soon.

I feel...

I feel completely...

ready and...

totally unprepared
all at the same time.

And nauseous. Ooh.

I think that the butterflies

are actually caught
in the knots in my stomach.

Honey, what are you
worried about?

You're gonna be the best mom.

God, I hope so.

I know so.

And if it ever gets too much,

I'm gonna be there for you.

Except weekends.

And mornings.

Other than that, I'm there for you.

Okay.

- Hey.
- Hey.

I apologize

for flying off the handle
at Peggy like that.

This is your day.

Thank you.

But her day is coming.

Mom!

Sorry, sorry.

From now on,
I'm on my best behavior.

Good, 'cause I need you here.

I wasn't prepared

for all this waiting.

I mean, first thing
I'm gonna teach this kid

is the importance
of being on time.

Well, some babies are stubborn.

You sure were.

Ugh. 22 hours of labor.

I don't know
how many times

I waddled down that hallway,
had a cigarette,

went back to the room,
waiting for you to arrive.

- Okay.
- Oh, God.

What about me?

You shot out like a bad clam.

I just want
all this waiting to be over,

I want to take
that little baby home,

and I just want
to stop worrying.

Oh.

My sweet, naive girl, you...

You're gonna be a mom.

You got a lifetime of
worrying ahead of you.

When they learn to walk,
learn to drive...

date a cop.

You got to admit, that one
turned out pretty good.

That one turned out great.

So, Victoria.

You next?

Oh, God, no.

I don't think
I ever want a baby.

Mm.

Good luck.

That's exactly what I said.

I mean, Victoria and I said
we were keeping it casual,

but I'd be a liar if I didn't
admit some of those old feelings

were starting to resurface.

I'd be a liar
if I said I was listening.

Hey, how's it going?

Hey, great.

It's a miracle
you're a nice person.

Ma, listen.

You don't have to say
anything, I get it.

Thank you.

Once again, you chose
that family over your own mother.

All I ask is, when the baby's
old enough to understand death,

you show him my headstone.

Don't be ridiculous.

So you won't even
do that for me?

Why are you being like this?

You're about to be a grandma.

Isn't it something
even you can enjoy?

For how long?

Once you get
the baby in that house,

I'll never get to see it again.

That is not true.
Why would you even think that?

'Cause I know how I am.

I'm a lot to take, Mikey.

You don't see it
because you're my son.

I know I'm gonna say something
awful to your wife's family,

And then
they won't let me see my grandchild.

Ma,

there is nothing

that you could say or do that's
gonna keep you from that baby.

You promise?

Yes, but please don't
take that as a challenge.

Oh.

Is that your phone?

Oh.
It's happening.

Our table's ready!
I mean, the baby's ready!

Go get your wife.

Run, Mikey, run!

Molly!

Molly! Molly!
Molly!

Molly!
Mol!

Hey, stranger.

Hey, Harry.
Have you seen Molly?

Sure did.
In the gift shop.

Got it.
Gift shop, okay.

Uh, no, no, no.

She was in the gift shop.

Where is she now?

- It's kind of a funny story...
- Where?

- Uh, she's in the bathroom.
- Oh.

Mol.

Mike.

The baby's here.
The baby's here.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Where's Mikey?

It's kind of a funny story.

Idiot.

I'm just saying,
it's not just me

that's the godfather
to this child.

You know, I have the title
and it's very prestigious.

But we're all
in this together, you know?

So we got to come together
as a team,

behave like adults,

and support Mike and Molly in
this new chapter of their life.

But remember, as godfather,

you got to run
all that by me first.

He just keeps talking.

Since he was eight months old.

His first word was a paragraph.

I don't want to make
a big deal of it,

but the baby and I have
the same birthday.

Oh, happy birthday.

Can I have a balloon?

No.

Thank you, Joyce.

Hmm?
For what?

For taking this stray dog in

and making him a part
of this crazy family.

Aw, Vince.

I don't know if it's
a compliment or an insult,

but you fit right in.

Look what we found.

I'd like to present

William Michael Biggs.

Look at our grandson.

He's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.

I was wrong.

I do want one of those.

I'm glad to hear it because
you're gonna be his godmother.

And I am gonna need you

on weekends and mornings.

Oh.
I got to...

- I got to sit down.
- Oh, okay, okay.

You okay, sweetie?

Yeah.

Well, I mean...

You know how you
hear those stories

about people
that can't have a baby

and then they end up adopting.

Once all the pressure is
kind of off of them,

they end up getting pregnant.

- No.
- Yeah.

I'm pregnant.

I've been feeling
so nauseous lately,

and I thought
it was just nerves.

And then I went downstairs

and I got a te-test
from the pharmacy.

- Yeah.
- Oh, God.

Oh, God, we're gonna have
to put in another car seat.

Mol, it's 2:00 a.m.

Already?

You can't do this every night.

But I want to.

Come on.
You're pregnant.

You need to get your sleep.

I like watching him.

Oh. I can't believe
all this is happening.

I can.

I've known it since
the first time I saw you.

- Mike.
- I'm serious.

I said, "That is the woman
I am going to marry

and spend the rest
of my life with."

What about the cramped house
full of mental patients?

That I didn't see coming.

But I wouldn't change a thing.

Not a thing.

- I love you.
- I love you.

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

♪ La, da-da-dee-da ♪

♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪

♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

♪ I see love ♪

♪ I see love. ♪