Men of a Certain Age (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 8 - The Pickup - full transcript

I don't know
what's happening.

I was, last week,
hittin' it really solid.

Am I coming over
the top?

Yeah.

Yeah, but you're also --

Let's...

Put the driver in the bag
for a sec,

And let's take out
a wedge.

My short irons are really good,
so we can just --

We can just build
from there.

I've been doing that drill where
I hit that 100-yard marker.



I'm locked in on it.

Mm-hmm.
I mean, I got this.

Say something.

♪ Men of a Certain Age 2x08 ♪
The Pickup
Original Air Date on June 8, 2011>

♪ When I grow up to be a man ♪

♪ will I dig the same things
that turn me on as a kid? ♪

♪ will I look back and say ♪

♪ that I wish
I hadn't done what I did? ♪

♪ will I joke around ♪

♪ and still dig those sounds ♪
♪ will I still joke around ♪

♪ when I grow up to be a man? ♪
♪ and still dig those sounds ♪

== sync, corrected by elderman ==

What, you gonna stalk me
until I sell you the dealership?

You haven't returned
my calls.



Well, that should
tell you something.

If a woman did that,
it means she's not interested.

My wife said no to me
a few times.

Now we're married with two kids
and a bunch of cats.

Well, this dealership --
this is my family.

And we're all
pretty happy here.

But we do have a bunch of strays
back by service.

Help yourself to those.

Come on, man.
Let's be real here.

Can we be real?

By all means, be real.

I can come up a little
on the number.

There ain't nowhere to go but up
from bullshit.

Come on, big "O."
Do I have to go above your head?

Look...

My daddy
still owns this place,

but he turned it
over to me.

I'm running it now.

And while I appreciate
your offer,

I'm, um --
I'm pretty dug in here.

Gonna take the place to --
to the next level.

You just watch.

Well, I look forward
to the competition --

any competition.

It's been a while.

Oh, by the way,

your inventory
is looking pretty static.

You might want to switch
some of these up.

Maybe move the ZR1
into the showroom.

Give the customers
some eye candy.

You know, you're right.

I'll start by asking you
to move your car off my lot.

All right.

I guess I'll have to settle

for owning you
on the softball field.

- All in good fun, right?
- Yep.

Ah! Mr. Brand...

You let me know when
you want to come work

at a real dealership.

Yeah, I hope
we can still be friends!

Sweet 'Vette.

Don't you watch him
drive away.

I got everything you need
right here.

Watch me walk away.

I mean, I like 'em
big and round, boss,

but, uh,
not that big and round.

Okay, well, get in here.
We got a big day ahead of us.

Morning, everybody.

Where the hell's Terry?

Terr, it's Lar.

Pick up if you're there.

Sorry if
I'm interrupting anything

between you and Erin.

Wow-chicka-wow-wow!

Anyway, your shift started
an hour ago.

Boss man wanted me to make sure
you're okay.

Anyway, bye, Terr.
Bye, Erin.

Bye, Terr-in.

Get it?
Like, uh, Brangelina.

Actually, more like Bennifer.

Oh, man, remember when they
were the big couple?

♪ American woman
gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ American woman,
she gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ mmm, American woman
gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ mmm, American woman
gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ say "A" ♪

♪ Say "M" ♪

♪ say "E" ♪

♪ say "R" ♪

♪ say "I" ♪

♪ and "C" ♪

♪ say "A" ♪

♪ "N" ♪

♪ gonna mess your mind ♪

Morning, Mr. T.
Hey.

How'd the golf go?
Any holes-in-one?

Dashaun, you know,
you ask me that every time.

I mean, you understand
a hole-in-one,

it's like a once-in-a-lifetime
thing, right?

I mean, some people,
they go their whole lives,

they never get
a hole-in-one.

Guess you didn't
get one, then.

Hey, Maria, um --

Hold on.

Hey. Hi.
Hi.

Whoa, whoa, is that Albert?
Yep.

He and the band
have been at it since 8:00 a.m.

He's really excited
for their show,

which is why I'm calling.

We need your truck.

Five boys
and all those instruments?

Um, yeah, okay.
So, like, 3:00, right?

Well, Albert wants to get
to the school early to set up,

so it would be more
like 2:00.

2:00?

Oh, God.

I want to get
to the range first.

What?!

No, nothing. Okay.

All right.
2:00, sure.

All right, thanks, Joe.

Okay. See ya.

Oh, Maria, you confirmed
the menu for that party, right?

And the permits for the trucks,
you got those, right?

No, no, not yet.

What?
It's inventory day.

I know, but I shouldn't have
to check up on that stuff.

Excuse me, Mr. Joe.

Saturday,
I supposed to work morning,

but dentist only morning.

So, maybe I --

You know, Carlos,
I'm sure it's okay, all right?

Right now
I'm in the middle of stuff.

And you know
Maria does the schedule.

So you got to check
with her first, okay?

Maria, Saturday,
I supposed to work morning --

just give us a second,
Carlos.

Give us one second.

I sorry. I wait.

All right, look, if you don't
have time for something,

you got to delegate, okay?

How come Dashaun's
not doing inventory?

'Cause he's doing
the window.

I know,
but, I mean, you just --

you got to
manage people.

That's what a manager does --
they manage.

Okay. Geez.

All right, I'm sorry.

I'll call the caterer, okay?

Is good time?

Yeah.
What do you need?

Saturday,
I supposed to work morning,

but dentist...

Mr. Provenzano,
you are gonna write me a letter

thanking me for selling you
such a beautiful car.

I will be right out
with your keys.

Thank you so much.

How does Marcus have two sales
already today?

Came in on time, maybe?

Lexi, darlin', mark me.

You believe that shit,
Hollywood?

A letter.

Nobody writes
letters anymore.

You know what?
You're right.

Maybe they'll
send an e-mail.

You do know
what the Internet is, right?

That place where you reorder
your Viagra?

Change that number,
darlin'.

Don't worry,
I'll leave your name on top.

Dude...

She wants you.

Always when you have
a girlfriend, right?

Story of my life.
When it rains it pours.

Hey, folks.
Hey.

Terry Elliot.

Peter Lewis.

Hey, how are you?

Is, uh, Marcus here?

He showed us an Equinox
last week,

and, uh,
we're ready to take the plunge.

Oh. No, Marcus just...

stepped away for a minute,
but if you want to wait in...

You know what?

I have no idea
when Marcus is gonna be back.

You want to take a seat
at my desk

and we can get
the, uh, paperwork started?

Okay.

Well, hello.

I'll take two samoas,

the thin mints,
and mommy's phone number.

Nice...

I appreciate you
checking in, Joe.

Yeah, no problem.

You want me to take that up
to the kitchen

for you or something?

No, I got everything
I need right here.

This thing
will blend anything.

Shut up
or you're going in there.

So, uh, how ya feelin'?
Good?

Eh, thought I was over
the nausea hurdle --

it came back
with a vengeance.

I was up
half the night.

Starting to get
this dry-mouth thing, too.

If I stand up
too quick,

I get, like...

Hey, you listening, Joe?

I was just getting to the part
about my diarrhea.

No, I'm listening.

I'm just --
I don't know.

That "Senior Tour" thing --
I was all over the place today.

So you had a bad day.

A lot of bad days.

All right,
you suck, then.

What do you want me to say?

Aren't you the one that's
supposed to be cheering me up?

Yeah.

Ugh.
Here, boy.

Taste buds
are messed up, too.

Hey, uh,
the stripper, huh?

She went with you
to chemo.

Tell me more, man.

That's all you need to know,
horny Joe.

Oh, come on, man.

She's a good person.
Nothing happened.

Not yet anyway.

Maybe down the road --

who knows, you know?

I got to stop now
because if I get a hard-on,

I'm gonna faint.

All right.

Well,
keep me posted on that.

Listen,
I gotta get going.

Albert's band is doing
this thing at school.

It's a big deal for him,
actually, so, uh...

Oh, that's the kid
that freaks out, right?

Relax, Joe.
I didn't mean "freaks out."

I'm just trying
to be nice here.

Yeah.
Yeah, okay.

You know, you're the reason he's weird.
You know that, right?

Yeah.

Sorry, um,
is there much more?

'Cause we promised our son
we'd take him to the Tar Pits.

Almost home, Pete.
Almost home.

One last thing.
This navigation...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, Peter. How are you?
Hey.

Good to see you again.
Hey, Jennifer, how are you?

Do you folks mind
if I borrow Terry for a sec?

No, go ahead.
Thanks.

Excuse me.

You know, you folks

are gonna
write me a letter

thanking me for selling you
such a beautiful car.

What's up?

What the hell you think
you're doing?

What?

You trying to skate me?

Customer walks in,

wants to buy a car.

It's an open floor.

No.

No, that doesn't apply

to customers
I've already qualified.

Don't worry.
You'll get the next one.

If you even
let them get to me.

Are you still bitching 'cause
I got the desk by the door?

How can you even bitch

when you got the biggest
advantage of everybody?

Oh, please.

You think I've got it easier
because I'm friends with Owen?

How'd you even get this job,
actor boy?

Your only qualifications are
waiting tables and wearing wigs.

And yet
I'm tied with you for sales.

That's what's really
pissing you off, isn't it?

No, no, what's really pissing me
off is you're trying --

You know, we're kind of
in a bit of a hurry.

Can you help us?

You want to talk
about this upstairs?

Yeah, let's talk
about it upstairs.

Actually...No.

Let's go settle it.

We can go up into
Owen's office right now.

Oh, oh, now you want to go up
to Owen's office?

We don't have to go
to the office. Let's go.

He wasn't even around!

That's a lie, man!

That's a stone-cold lie!
It is not a lie!

How are you gonna let your boy
sit in your office and lie, Owen?!

All right, all right,
calm down.

What's the story?
Was he around?

I didn't see him.

I didn't.

I'm gonna split this
down the middle.

What?!
No, no, you can't --

and we'll figure out
a new rotation for the desks.

No!
Everybody happy?

No, man!
Not at all!

Then I've done my job.

Come on, guys.
This stuff is petty.

You're both All-Stars.
You're Jordan and, um...

...and you're both good.

You know.

But, uh, teamwork.

We done?

Yeah, we're done.

You're Pippen.

Yeah, you're Jordan,

but when he played
for the Wizards.

You're Jordan when he played
for the White Sox.

Oh, damn it.

What's that about?

"What's that about?" Is
we're getting freakin' old.

I can't sit
on my wallet anymore.

I got all this
ass-bone trouble.

Ass-bone trouble?

Yeah. Yeah.

That'd be the worst name
for a blues singer, wouldn't it?

No, you know, I can't --
it, like, slants me.

The hip or the joint
gets all out of whack.

I read about it, too.
It's not good.

You told me about it,
right?

Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.

Why?
You don't get that?

You can just squat on your
wallet like that, no problem?

No problem, dude.

Yeah, that's 'cause you got like
a built-in couch down there.

No, no, I got a man's ass
is what I got.

You? You got an ass
like Olive Oyl.

Here you go, gentlemen.

Yes.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, see that?
That's what I should have got.

Should've got the salad.

That's good, right?

Yeah, good.

Hey, so, what are you doing
for your birthday?

You're the first one, man.
Big 5-0.

You still gonna hike
Mount Whitney like you said?

Or have you figured out
something to do

that people
would actually like?

Yeah,
no Mount Whitney, guys.

Oh, really, no?

Well,
are you gonna do anything?

Big 5-0.

I know,
but it's just a number.

It's no big deal.

Ah, him and his lover, Marcus,
were at it today.

Let it go, dude.

Really?
Just let it go?

The guy's using the fact

that someone's
finally challenging him

as an excuse to act like
a total dick, and that's okay?

It sounded like
you did skate him a little.

Okay, but am I wrong
about the guy, though?

All the frat-boy insults --
he's a dick.

Used to hear you complain
about him all the time.

Yeah,
but you can't take away

a guy's sale
because he's a dick.

Otherwise, um...
you'd still have zero.

See, he's saying
that you're also a dick.

Uh-huh.

Which is not a great joke.

It certainly
doesn't deserve that laugh.

No.

Yeah, Marcus wasn't
totally wrong about you.

You have been
coming in late a lot...

and without a tie.

You need me to show you
how to...do the knot again?

That's funny.

I am funny.
Come on, man!

I'm like George Carlin today!

George Carlin?

That's the comedian
that you're most like?

What?
He's funny. I'm funny.

I haven't been
late a lot, okay?

Maybe the past few days,
but not a lot.

Okay.
I mean, as far as the tie goes,

nobody's ever not bought a car
from me because of a tie.

Okay, easy, man.

No tie today.

Lighten up, dude.

Yeah, what's up, man?

Screw it.
I'll just go home and get a tie.

Oh, well, actually,
um, I need you

to go pick up
an A/C compressor

from the Distro
in Torrance.

You want me to do
a parts run?

Don't you think I'd be of better
service to you selling cars?

Yeah, well, the parts department
is shorthanded.

I'm just
going by seniority.

Just 'cause you're old doesn't
mean you have seniority.

Oh, come on, man!

What are you doing, huh?

He's trying to be like
George Carlin, that's all.

Come on back!

See, his ass is right
in between yours and mine.

Yeah,
he's got a good ass.

Hey.
Hi.

Glad you're here.

Albert was getting nervous
about being late.

Yeah, sorry.
Yeah, the truck's outside.

Albert!

Dad's here!

Okay, coming!

Man!

Should we do something?

I mean, should we stop him
or something?

Stop him?

No, he's excited!

Okay, but, you know,

there's already a lot of built-in
pressure with these things already.

What if they laugh
or yell at him?

This could set him back
with his anxiety.

Joe, it's high school.

No one's gonna be good.

Heidi Pines' kid
is doing a monologue

from
"Nightmare on Elm Street."

All right, you know what?
His voice is changing.

Look, Albert's doing great,
Joe.

Dr. Schneider thinks
that his band friends

are making
a difference.

He could lose them
if we stop him.

Yeah, well,
what if he gets shaky

and he can't
even go on stage?

He could lose them that way,
too, right?

Albert!

Hi, dad.

What's up, guys?

Uh, dad, this is Ben.

We call him "Doc"
'cause his dad's a dentist.

Hey, that's cool.
Hey, Doc. Yeah.

All right, you know what?
The truck's outside, boys,

so load it up.

Hey, dad, you're gonna love
the song we picked.

I got it
from your iPod.

Cool.

I'll see you later.

Okay.

What song is it?

I've heard it 100 times --
no idea.

Hmm.

Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm so sorry.

They made me park
near the football field.

He's up next, I think.

Okay.

Young man: Lame!
Your girlfriend's goth, Delaney!

Boo!

Is it too late
to stop him?

All right, folks.
That was something, wasn't it?

How about another round
for Dutch oven?

Yeah.

Keep it going, everybody,
for our next act --

dog's best friend!

- Whoo!
- Yeah!

Whoo!

Uh-oh.

Oh, God.

Where is he?

I don't know.

Young man: Boring!

Oh, God.

All right, come on.
Oh, dear.

Oh, yes.

Whew!

Yeah,
just don't say anything.

Ohh.

Hey, Hollywood's back
from his parts run.

Hey, once you
put that down,

I'm gonna need you to pick me up
some Chick-fil-A.

Oh, and gum.

Hot out there, huh?

Number one, baby.

Stings, don't it?

♪ Will it
go 'round in circles? ♪

♪ will it fly high
like a bird up in the sky? ♪

Okay, okay.

♪ Will it go 'round
in circles? ♪

♪ will it fly high
like a bird up in the sky? ♪

- Uh, what's he doing?
- Oh, my.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, no. Oh, my...

Whoo, Albert!

♪ Will it go 'round
in circles? ♪

Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

All right, Albert!

All right, easy, now.

Look at him.
He's working the room.

Do you believe
how far this kid's come?

Honestly? No.

It's like he's not afraid
of anything anymore.
I know.

Is high-fiving --
we're too old for that, right?

Oh, there he is!

Yeah, the rock stars!
There they are!

You guys were great!
Good job.

I'm so proud of you!

Yeah,
I know some parts sucked,

but some parts
were really good.

Yeah, like when you
took off your shirt.

Well, that's the first time

we got through the whole song
without stopping.

Yeah, we did good.

Let's pack up, guys.

Hey, congratulations.

Good job, guys,
yeah.

Doc!
Huh?

No, no.
Good -- good stuff.
Oh.

You were good, yeah.
Good stuff.

Oh.

Albert, you looked like

you were having
so much fun up there.

I know.
I almost didn't do it.

I thought about
not going up there.

But you know what?
That's okay,

'cause you kicked your anxiety
in the balls today.

Mind's eye, dad.

Mind's eye!

That's this golf thing
I taught him.

I guess he's applying it
to life, music, everything.

Okay, good job.

Is anybody planning on
selling any cars today?

I was doing my dad.

Hey, look, man,
you had a shitty day.

Why don't you go home?

Get some dinner,
get some sleep.

Come back tomorrow --
it'll be less shitty.

Yeah.

Another Boston cream.

Two pieces of pie?

You putting on weight
for a part?

'Cause I thought
you quit acting.

That's a joke.

How late
you working tonight?

Uh...another hour?

Hmm.

What,
I'm not worth the wait?

Look at me.

Huh?

I am a sucker for a girl
in a short apron.

Hmm. Good.

Isn't that caffeine
gonna keep you awake all night?

No, but I'm hoping
you will, though.

Oh.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Wow.
Wow, everyone.

He's with her now?
Where's Erin?

I don't know.
I left her a message.

Happy Birthday, sweetie.

Thanks.

And you must be Erin.

I've heard so much about you.

It's Laura, actually.

Oh, okay. Laura.

I thought you said --

Champagne
for the birthday boy!

Thanks, guys.

Although, technically,

it's not my birthday
till tomorrow.

Hence the surprise.

I was worried
you'd beat me here.

You know, but for once,

your being late all the time
paid off.

You know, technically,
you're not middle-aged anymore.

You're 5/8 aged.

Are you telling me I'm gonna know
this dick for 30 more years? Ah!

Hey, man.

Hey.
Where's Erin?

I'm gonna...

Go use the restroom.

So, uh, nice party, huh?

Mm.

You didn't think
we were just gonna let you

get a camera up your butt
for your 50th, did you?

Yeah,
the whole parts run --

I think I get it.

Yeah, I couldn't let you go home
and get a tie.

You know?
We were setting up.

Yeah, that vinyl banner?

- That's all me.
- You got me.

We didn't even need
the compressor.

Maybe tomorrow I'll have Marcus
take it back to Torrance, huh?

I'm just
gonna refill, okay?

Ooh, he drank that fast.

Hey, is that strudel?

I'm a bit of a foodie.

I'm Lawrence,
by the way.

Hi.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, dog!

"Terr-ing" it up
tonight, huh?

Got you
a little present.

A little parsley,

sage, rosemary,
and thyme.

Uh, yeah, thanks, Steve,

but I'm not doing that stuff
so much a-anymore.

Actually, not at all.

What?

It's your 50th,
though, man.

This is like a special occasion
and shit, bro.

Yeah, I, uh...

Look, it's been 20 weeks,
doing good, so, you know...

Come on.

I got it for you.

Uh...

Yeah, okay, thanks.

Thanks.

And that's
the good stuff, man.

So you better give
your speech first.

Oh, no,
I'm not giving any speeches.

You will if I say...

Speech!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no.
Speech!

Steve, Steve,
come on, stop it.

Speech!

Speech.

Yeah, dude!
Speech!

Stop.

No, come on, guys.

Come on, guys.
I'm not --

I'm not giving a speech!

Uh, sorry, sorry.

You know what?

Let me just hit
the head first, okay?

Excuse me.

That was weird.

So, what was that about?

You better not be an asshole
at your party.

No, no, no.
No party for me.

The day after I turn 50,

I'm qualifying
for the Senior Tour, baby.

All right, Joe.
You go.

Yeah,
I'm gonna go, yeah. Yeah.

Let me, uh, get this.

Hey. What's up?

I'm...kind of in the middle
of something.

Sorry, Joe,
I'm not feeling too good.

I was wondering if you could run
an errand for me tomorrow.

Uh...sort of got
a full day tomorrow.

I was gonna hit the course
for a few hours.

I'm kind of pumped,
actually.

Hey, that's great, Joe.
Good for you.

But this won't take
that long, though.

Remember the guy
at the restaurant

I made the pickup from
last week?

He owes me $500.

Can you pick it up
for me?

Oh

Yeah, I don't know.

Joe, he's harmless.
Come on, you saw him.

Yeah.
It's not that.

Joe, you're not gambling.

You're picking up an envelope,
all right?

You've gone to the mailbox
before, haven't you?

Come on, I'm throwing up
every two seconds.

Would you just do this
for me?

♪ Da da da da da ♪

♪ mmm mmm ♪

♪ da da da da ♪

♪ mmm mmm ♪

♪ da da ♪

♪ American woman
gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ American woman,
she gonna mess your mind ♪

♪ mmm, American woman
gonna mess your mind ♪

Hey, it's all yours.

How you been, man?
Good.

♪ American woman ♪

♪ stay away from me ♪

♪ American woman ♪

♪ mama, let me be ♪

♪ don't come
a-hanging around my door ♪

♪ I don't wanna see
your face no more ♪

♪ I got more
important things to do ♪

♪ but spend my time
growing old with you ♪

♪ now, woman, I said stay away ♪

You know, if you want,

I think I have
a bigger serving tray.

Oh, no.

I-I can't trouble
the birthday boy.

That's like catering 101.

No, it's no trouble.

Yeah, it would be kind
of awesome. Thank you.

Oh, God, look at this.
Mmm-mmm-mmm.

The problem is,
it's on the top shelf up here.

It's just like watching one of
those, uh, Nature specials.

Where's the one
he came in with?

Gone and forgotten.

And the lion
circles its prey.

Oh.
Mm.

Must have shrunk
in the wash.

Right. I think I have one
in the truck. I'll go check.

You need some help?

Sure, yeah,
that'd be great.

♪ ...Sparkle
someone else's eyes ♪

♪ now, woman, I said get away ♪

♪ American woman... ♪

Sadly, now there can be
but one outcome.

See? Carlin.

No!

So, how old do you think
that girl was?

35?

You think older?

And what happened
to Erin?

I thought
she was "the one."

I don't know.

He seemed serious.

Told us he was in love,
everything.

I wish the day would come
when that man would grow up.

Did he even thank
you and Joe

for throwing his party?

I mean, he was rude.

Look,
he's been an ass lately,

but it's Terry.

Nothing lasts too long.

I guess this whole
"turning 50" thing

hit him harder
than we thought it would.

Shoot.

He still thinks he's 20,
like that caterer.

A guy like him
denies aging so much

that when it finally happens,
he can't handle it.

As opposed to a guy
like Joe.

Did you hear him going on

about trying out
for the Senior Tour?

Now, he is not feeling sorry
for himself.

He's out there
pursuing his dream.

Yeah,
he's doing really good.

Yeah.

You're not gonna be pulling
that "turning 50" freak-out shit

on me,
are you, big man?

No. No.

Because I'm like
the perfect combination.

I got the maturity
of an old guy...

And the moves
of a young one.

♪ I've got a song,
I ain't got no melody ♪

♪ I'm a-gonna sing it
to my friends ♪

♪ I've got a song... ♪

Good morning, Roy.

Morning.

Hey, how about
the weather, right?

Good break from the heat.
Right?

Yeah, it's nice, yeah.

Let's, uh --
let's start with the 8 iron,

and don't come
over the top, right?

Right, right.
No, I know that.

You know, I got to let you in
on a little secret, Roy.

Yesterday...
Mm-hmm.

...I thought
about quitting.

Yeah.

But, uh, I'm not gonna.

You know, I got
this visualization technique

that I've used
that's helped me in the past.

I did it with my son.

I'm gonna get into that.
I'm gonna try that.

Yeah, all right.

♪ Will it fly high
like a bird up in the sky? ♪

♪ will it go 'round in circles? ♪

♪ Will it fly high
like a bird up in the sky? ♪

Ohh.

Uh, you know, Joe,

I-I think maybe what you need
is someone...local.

You know, I'm only up
from Carlsbad once a week.

You pay me time
and mileage,

and I know some guys

in this area --
very good.

Look...

All I need, really...

I got close before,
you know?

I can get close again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know.

Keep swinging.

Uh, we'll talk
about this some more.

All right?

Yeah.

Aah!

Stella, it's almost 10:00.

We're gonna be late for yoga.

Oops.
Didn't mean to interrupt.

Oh, no, hey.

That's okay.

It's fine.
This is Terry.

Hi, Terry.

Hi.

You should totally come
to yoga with me.

Yeah, no.

I'm already late for work,
but, um...

You go.

I'll let myself out?

Okay.

But you're gonna miss seeing me
in all sorts of bendy poses.

Sorry.

Don't want
to do it out front.

Keep telling Manfro that.

It's fine.

It's all there.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I know.

All right.
Thanks.

So, can I get $100
on Chicago tonight?

Uh, well, you got
to call Manfro for that.

I've been trying him all day.
He's not picking up.

You're gonna see him,
right?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Chicago?

Yeah,
it's a pick 'em bet.

Which is crazy --
Chicago sucks.

But I'm from
Highland Park,

so...can't bet
against your home team, right?

Yeah.

So you got me down
for $100?

Okay, yeah,
I'll tell him.

Thanks.
All right.

Okay. We're gonna need
all hands on deck today.

The dealer rep's coming
to check inventory,

and we have a new shipment
of Malibus arriving.

We haven't even sold
the old ones.

Also, Jesse's got a new form
for all service orders.

Let's just, uh...

So, uh,
let's just keep the peace

and...help Jesse out by actually
using the new forms.

Hey, you got the name

of the catering company
from last night?

I'm pretty sure
that Stella chick dug me.

...We're gonna use
the dealer invoice number.

That's our number,

not the VIN number
on the car, okay?

And then
you'll notice farther...

Manfro?

Hey, Manfro.

Oh. Sorry.

Must have drifted off.

Last night,
I fell asleep on the can.

Anyway, here you go.

Oh. Thanks.

So, uh,
how's today been?

Tired.

Couldn't even finish
the stupid puzzle.

Frickin' oceans.

10 bucks of this is going
to the Cancer Society.

Gotta light a fire
under those guys.

Yeah.

$10 --
that ought to do it.

Oh, hey, the guy, Bill,

says he's been
trying to call you.

He wants to get
something in tonight.

Nah.

No?

You don't want the bet?

Nah. No bets today.
Got the ringer off.

Get the drapes,
would you, Joe?

Uh, he said he wants
Chicago, though.

I mean,
that's easy money, right?

I know you got your heart
set on red.

This one's got
the ebony interior,

which I love. It's the
hottest-selling combination.

What the hell?
Come on!

Sorry, man.

Thought I could catch a few
at lunch, you know?

In one of our cars?

Sorry.

Whoa.

Let me get you
gentlemen some coffee.

Um, I'll be with --
with you in a second.

Tell Hollywood I don't want him
with the customers today.

He can move inventory.

I need the ZR1 in here.

Okay.

Hey, boss says
you're off sales.

Gotta move the ZR1 in here.

What?

Why?

Uh...

Oh, come on, man.

Hey, I think
you look great.

Looks like a hospital bed
closed right up on you.

You drive safe, now.

Hey, Bill.

What's up?

Hey.

The money was right,
wasn't it?

Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, no.

I just wanted to tell you
that I talked to Manfro, and...

He took your bet.

He, uh, he took the bet.

Oh. Okay.

You didn't have to come back
and -- did the spread change?

No, no.
No, it's still even.

Yeah,
I was just driving by.

I just thought
you might want to know.

Okay. I know.

Okay, see you later. Yeah.

So it's $100 on Chicago,

even spread.

Yeah.

I know.

Okay, see you later.

Are you folks
looking at 36 months,

48 months, or 60 months?

60? We can get you down
nice and low for 60 months.

Fill those out, then we'll take
it for a test drive.

We'll run your credit
while we're out.

You'll be back.

You'll be on --

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Are you all right? You all right?
Sorry.

This thing's just
got so much pickup, you know?

Huh?

You're a joke, Terry!

You hear me!
You're a joke, old man!

Whoa! Whoa!
What happened here?!
What happened?!

What happened is
I told you to do something

about your boy,
and you didn't, Owen!

Wait, wait,
calm down a second, man!

No, no, it's too late for that!
I'm done with you!

And I'm done working
at this shit box!

Get me some paper towels
or some rags or something.

Well...

I don't think
he broke it.

Oh, good.

Look, uh...

I know
I haven't actually...

been myself lately,
you know?

The party and here,

and, you know,
because it's --

stupid birthday.

I mean,
what does it matter?

You know?

Erin broke up with me.

I know what
you're gonna say --

that I only,
you know...

dated her
a couple of months

and it shouldn't be
affecting me...

...This much.

And maybe it shouldn't.

But it is,

and I don't know why.

Christ, I'm gonna sound like
some damn teenager, you know?

But

I thought -- I thought it was
something different, you know?

I thought I --

I thought
I was something different.

And, you know,
lately I-I've been wondering

if I even, you know...

belong here anyway,
right?

I mean...

Marcus and Lawrence --
I'm not like those guys.

And now...

...now even
you're sick of me,

and...

I, uh...

You got every right
to fire me,

and, you know, I don't want
to make you do that.

So...

Why don't I just do
the right thing, huh?

And I-I-I quit.

Uh, you're not quitting.

Do you think you're the only one
here with problems?

Other shit
to worry about?

We all got problems,

and you just created
a damn big one for me.

I have the opportunity here

to actually do something
with this place,

to bring it back
from the dead,

and you just chased my
best salesman out the door --

along with 25 sales.

So you're not
going anywhere.

You dug
this big-ass hole...

And you're gonna
fill it up.

Go clean yourself up
and be back in here...

At 7:00...

With a tie.

And, um...

...Grow up.

Dude, you bleed a lot.

And with two clicks on the
clock, Chicago's down by two.

Lobs in to Armstrong.
He turns...

3-pointer...

Off the back of the rim!

That's the ball game!
Miami hangs on to beat Chicago!

I just won 100 bucks.

Whoo!

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