Men of a Certain Age (2009–2011): Season 2, Episode 7 - The Great Escape - full transcript

Last season on
Men of a Certain Age...

Goona be in the bunker.

You got no idea
the pressure I'm under.

You're not the only
one under pressure.

We're just having fun,
that's all.

I don't know
what the hell's going on.

- What?
- I think I'm in love.

$ 400,000 dollars in debt.

I just want to get a handle on
what you saddled me with here.

- Joe, Burton's sick. Cancer.
- What?

Tell if you take the odds
I mentioned on that chemo.



I think you should.

Feels good to finally be
selling so cars, doesn't it?

It does not suck.

You need to calm down.
This is not my fault.

We've got a divorce agreement.

♪ tonight you're mine,
completely ♪

♪ you give your love
so sweetly ♪

♪ tonight, the light of love
is in your eyes ♪

Hey, dad.

Hey, guys.
What's up?

Uh, wait.
Where's my lunch?

Oh. Aw!
Hurry. Go get it.

No. I'll just buy.

I'm not going back
in there.



Yeah. Just go, dad.
No, no. Go.

Hurry. Come on.

No. Mom's acting kind of crazy,
so really, it's okay.

Yeah. Dad, go.
We're gonna be late.

So, what's, uh, going on
with mom?

I don't know.

She's been in a really bitchy
mood for no reason all week.

All right,
don't say that.

And I'm guessing
there's a little more

To the story maybe.

Yeah. Mom's just been
really weird lately --

So emotional and crying
and moody and --

Crying?
Yeah.

About like nothing.

Honestly, I think she's going
through the change.

Oh, really?

And you know about that?

I do, because I am smart.

Okay.

Well, I'm sure it could be
any number of things.

Just don't you guys make it
worse by being all --

Okay. We got it, dad.
Yeah.

What's the change?

Dad?

Yeah, I heard you.

♪ when I grow up to be a man ♪

♪ will I dig the same things
that turn me on as a kid? ♪

♪ will I look back and say ♪

♪ that I wish
I hadn't done what I did? ♪

♪ will I joke around ♪

♪ and still dig those sounds ♪
♪ will I still joke around ♪

== sync, corrected by elderman ==
♪ when I grow up to be a man? ♪

♪ Men of a Certain Age 2x07 ♪
The Great Escape
Original Air Date on June 1, 2011>

Right?

Yeah, it is.

What's going on?
What, you're done already?

It's a crazy day today.
Got to get back.

And I'm meeting Erin for lunch,
so I'm just having coffee.

Aw!
This sucks, man.

I got a whole slate of stuff
I want to talk about.

I got a Sonia thing,
some sports stuff.

I got like a bunch of questions
about my pee stream.

Sorry, but I got a crazy amount
of stuff going on at work.

And Melissa's still doing product
reviews for that website,

so when I get home,
I have to deal with the kids.

You know, just...

That's why you need this.

Come on, man.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Why don't you take her
to Mount Whitney?

Very funny.

What does that mean?

Oh, my 50th birthday's
coming up.

I want us all to hike
Mount Whitney.

As if that's
some sort of party.

Hey, it's gonna be fun.
Save the date.

Okay. See you.
What date? What --

Aw, see?
I'm missing all this.

All right,
you got to hang out.

This is bullshit.
Relax.

I got a little time
before I have to meet Erin.

So Erin, huh --
so are you still, uh --

I believe the term you used
was "in love"?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

I should have known
why you didn't hit on

the waitress or the hostess
or me.

Actually, Erin's been
at a, uh, teachers' workshop,

so I haven't seen her
in a week.

Okay, good, good.

I'm glad you guys
are still, uh, whatever.

Oh, so -- so,
this Sonia thing --

What?
Aw, come on.

No.

What? What? What?

I got to go.
Oh, come on.

You got a life now, too?
Yeah.

Great.
Sorry.

No time for Joe-Joe, right?
Yeah.

I'm gonna text you the thing
about my pee.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

Hi.
Hi.

How are you?
I'm good. I'm...Good.

God, I am so sorry.

I got a call
from some parents.

They want to have
a conference,

so I don't have time
for a real lunch.

I ordered already.
It's pretty good.

I come here
all the time.

Hey.

Wow.

Boy, I didn't know
if you still worked here.

How are you?

I'm good.
Really good. Great, good.

Look at you.

Is that for a part
or something?

No, no.
I'm done with all that.

Actually, I'm working
for Owen.

Really?
The -- the car guy?

Yeah.
Oh.

Yeah, he says hi.
Oh, he does?

He knew
you were gonna see me?

No, no.

But, I mean,
he -- he would have said hi.

It's a hypothetical hi.

Ah.

Can I get a, uh, large black, uh, coffee
mm-hmm.

And a, uh,
mediterranean panini?

That'll just be a couple minutes.
Okay. Great.

I'm Annie.

Hi.
Hi.

Oh, uh, sorry.
Erin, Erin, Annie.

Annie, Erin.

Nice to meet you.

Um, can I get you something?

Actually --
oh, I think that's mine.

Oh, sure.
There you go.

Great. Thanks.
Enjoy.

I got it.
Okay.

It's good to see you.
Yeah.

Let me get that for you.

Oh, wow. Thanks.

Just go ahead
and, uh, start eating.

Old friend?

Yeah.

Not that old.

Actually, she's, uh --
she's 58.

Really good
using her sunscreen.

Uh-huh.

That was sort of
a -- a fling.

I understand.

Hey, you know,
this isn't really, um,

quite the "welcome back" meal
that I was hoping for,

so maybe -- maybe tonight
I could make you some risotto?

That's okay.
Uh, you know what?

I'm so behind
on grading papers and...

Oh, okay. I mean, you don't have
to knock yourself out, though.

We can just --
we could go out to Norm's.

I know you like
that place.

No. I want to cook for you.

Really?
Yeah.

Or is there some other
young girl at Norm's

you don't want me
to meet?

No, no.

There is no young girl
at Norm's.

What's the New Year's Eve stuff?
Who put this here?

It looked like
regular party stuff.

Well, no. Come on.
It says, "Happy New Year 2009."

Yeah,
get rid of this stuff.

I'm doing the golf thing.

I need you be
on top of this stuff.

I know.
Golf going good, though?

Hey, I think
that's your, uh...

Oh, yeah.

Oh.
Hey, sorry. I --

Albert's sleeping over
at Wes' later,

and he forgot,
well, everything.

Oh, geez.

All right. Come on.

Yeah. I was gonna put it
in there,

but the door was locked.

Really?
Oh.

I don't know.
I tried it.

I -- but I guess I didn't twist
hard enough or something.

Well, sometimes it sticks.

Yeah.

Oh, God.
I'm all over the place.

Phew!

Well, you know what?

I should have --
I should have reminded Albert

about the guitar thing
this morning.

No, it's not your fault.
That's Albert.

That's
his whole thing now.

He just roams around,

and I'm supposed to follow him
like a servant.

Hey, um, you --
are you okay?

I mean, uh,
you -- you doing all right?

'Cause you just -- I don't know.
You look, uh --

yeah. No, I'm fine.
Yeah.

I'm just...

Oh, stop.
All right, come here, come here.

Sit down, sit down.
What? No, it's nothing.

No, tell me.
What? What? What?

I shouldn't get into this
with you.

Come on. It's okay.

I broke up with Harold.

Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

About a week ago,
I found out...

He was cheating on me...

...with a student.

Well, I guess
that's my comeuppance, huh?

Hey, come on.

It's, um...

I guess now I know
how you feel.

Stop.

Stop it. Come on.

No, I know, I know.
Just...

Look, I haven't told
the kids yet,

so I'd really appreciate it
if you wouldn't say anything.

Yeah, of course.
Yeah.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...

I should go.

Wait. Well, I mean,
I'm just saying,

you want to -- hang out here
if you want or --

I don't know, should we get
dinner later or something?

Oh, well, shit.
What?

No, I forgot.

I'm -- I'm taking
a -- a friend to dinner.

Oh, God.
You have a date.

No, no, no.
It's just a -- it's a friend.

That's all.
I just -- I had it.

We planned it.

Look, really, don't worry
about me, okay?

Yeah, I know, I know.

But, uh...

I'll see you later, Joe.

Just make sure to get that stuff
to Albert for tonight.

Yep. Yeah.

All right.

Hey.

Slow day?

Kevin Scarpulla.
There he is.

All the way from Scarpulla
Chevrolet/Nissan/Mazda and --

what else you got going
down the street there?

Selling helicopters yet?

Not yet.

Hey, Carl.
What's up?

How's he working out
for you?

'Cause to be honest
with you,

when he was with us,
he sucked ass.

Just fine.
Change of location --

that's all it takes
sometimes.

By the way, my Big Brother
is still pissed

that we're down 20 sales a month
since you jumped ship.

Yeah, he's a good man.

He's a pain in the ass.

So, um, what's up?

Well, for starters,
I hear that corporate

is thinking about downsizing
in the zip code.

Let's go up to my office.

Is there someplace
I can chuck this?

Ah.

We installed one of
those gourmet coffee bars

in our lounge,
and I am hooked.

So, uh, you were saying
about corporate.

It's probably
just a rumor.

But we are gonna start
doing Kias,

and we're totally out
of lot space,

and we're prepared to make
a deal with you

for this place.

Really?

A good deal.

Now, I know that your father
has to agree to this,

but I figured
I'd approach you first

because he can be
a little emotional.

Because he hates you guys?

That he does.

Now,
if you could convince him

that it would be
worthwhile,

the two of you could ride off
into the sunset

with some
pretty sweet cash.

We're not for sale.

Actually, I think you are.

Everybody knows
that you had to scrap plans

for a body shop.

Now, I don't know what's going
on here financially,

but let's get real.

It can't be good,
right?

So this is what we're thinking
Thoreau is worth,

and this is what we are prepared
to pay you

if we take on
your Chevy inventory.

I have to get
back to work.

Think about it.

I don't care how
delicious this risotto is

I have to leave by 8:00,
this all right?

Oh, now, well, look,
you can't rush risotto,

so how about 9:00?

Come on.

Whoa.

Oh, God.

What is it?
What happened?

My landlord
is a complete ass.

He always does this.

He always does this?

No, no, no.
I-I mean, very rarely.

But -- but then
this is what he always does.

Hey, Mark. Terry.

I just got back to the building,
found your little surprise.

Call me.

You said
he's done this before.

Why? Why would he --

Well, technically, I'm
the building manager, right?

And -- and I'm supposed to be
around to show apartments.

And he gets all upset,
you know, if I'm not or --

or if I-I don't do
some little repair or...

His message says
he's in Jamaica for the weekend.

God, I'm screwed.

You know...

You can stay with me.

Really?

Oh, of course.

You need a place to stay,
right,

for tonight --

or, you know, however...
Uh...

So, mom's, uh, gonna pick you up
tomorrow, right?

If she doesn't forget.

Hey, you got to take it easy
on mom, all right?

She's going through
a rough time.

I know. The change.

Yeah.

So, what the heck
is this all about?

All-night
band practice?

Wes' mom said it's okay,

so it's gonna be really cool, you know?
Yeah.

So, what are you doing?

What am I doing?

Uh, tonight, um,

I'm going to dinner
with a friend of mine.

And then, uh, I got to hit

the practice range
tomorrow morning,

so, um -- so I got to get
to bed early.

So I got to get
to bed early.

Wow.

My last night before chemo,
right out of the gate,

you got to lay down
some pussy rules.

No. I mean,
we're gonna hang out.

I just -- I got the golf,
man.

I tell you,
I've been playing shitty, so...

Excuse me.
Can you stay out late?

My friend here
has a curfew.

No. Sorry.

All right.
No big deal.

Got the lucky shirt on.
Just a matter of time.

That's, uh --
that's the lucky shirt, huh?

Oh, yeah.
Had to break it out.

All right. So, when's our table
gonna be ready?

I want my last meal.

Oh, come on, man.

I'm gonna be doing
a lot of jokes like that,

so you might as well
get used to it.

Tomorrow, I start
a long, shitty time,

so tonight I don't care
what I say or do or eat.

So don't be a jzimma jzeetz
and spoil my fun.

A what?

Jzimma jzeetz.

It means douche bag
or moron, idiot --

anything from
the douche bag family.

It's Italian.
I made it up a long time ago.

Well, okay,
if you made it up,

how does it mean anything
really, right?

I saw a guy once.
He was being a douche bag.

So I called him that.

That's how words
get made, Joe.

All right, I guess.

Oh, man,
I-I saw my ex today.

She broke up with that guy
that she kind of left me for.

Oh, that was weird.

I couldn't tell if she was kind
of wishing we started back up

or, I don't know, hooked up.

That wouldn't be cool,
though.

That would be like a rebound
thing and -- shit, I don't know.

The whole thing
just confused me.

I don't want to hear
this shit

on my last night
with hair.

All right.
Yeah, sorry.

I have these other guys
I usually tell this stuff to.

I just --
I'm thinking about it.

I don't know.
I just don't know.

What are you doing?

I'm shutting you up,
and I'm getting you laid.

Let's see. Sonia, Sonia.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

All right. Here it is. Oh,
she's still in your favorites.

That's interesting.
Okay, okay.

Tell her that you've really
been thinking about her.

All right, relax, huh?

All right, fine.

I tried.
Yeah, you tried.

What's good here?
Are the steaks good?

Be right back.

That's why we're eatin' here?
You're making a collection?

Are you kidding me?
Stop bitching, Joe.

This worked out great
for you.

Bill's picking up
the whole tab.

The funny part is,
I think he's being so nice

because he thinks
you're my muscle.

What? No.

It's freaking hilarious.

Why is it hilarious?

Smells fishy in here.

Shoot, I was all set to give
everybody hot dogs,

but your father showed up
with mackerel.

Of course the boys had to have it.
Oh, of course.

Okay, look,
I'm sorry about the mess,

but I got to go work,
so can you...

Yeah, I got it.

Jamie, hit the shower.

Oh, and I think
Hana's still hungry.

Okay.

Okay, 40 short-answer tests
to grade.

Next time, multiple choice.

Smells good.

I'm gonna finish that off
with some parsley

right before we eat.
Now, if you'll excuse me,

I must unpack.

Ah.

Oh, my God, how do you make this?
I can't even boil water.

The secret is to become an actor
and then never get work.

Ah, yes.

Yep, and then, uh,
you know,

you got to let that simmer
for about 30 years.

And that gives you time
to, you know,

develop all sorts of hobbies,
like cooking.

Unemployment is the key.

Yep,
but you got to stick to it.

Oh.

Oh.

Ted came out.

He usually hides
from strangers.

Hi, Teddy.

Aww. I think
you made a new friend.

You got to write up
all this stuff tonight, huh?

Yup.
Aww, thank you.

You're welcome.

Hey, the funniest thing
happened today --

um, Scarpulla's dickhead brother
came by

and said
he wants to buy us out.

Uh, yeah.
Here's the, um --

here's the offer.

Wow.

What did you say?

I said no, of course.

Well, it's not like your dad
would ever go for it.

No. Of course not.

Okay, do me a favor.

Will you hold on to that?
I have to review these.

Okay. Let me see.

Test one, two.

And even with the hole
my dad has left us in,

you know, the business
is worth something.

I guess so. Okay, talk
into the walkie-talkie.

Listen --
I have to confess --

I thought at one point
about how great it would be

to just sell everything
and get out from under it.

Could you walk away?

I could,
but the offer was so low.

No. Walk away so I can see
how these things work.

Oh.

Well, Scarpulla's
a snake.

He's been spying on us.

Plus, you're right -- my dad
would never sell to him,

not in a million years.

I'm going to sleep.
Over.

Not "sleepover."

"Sleep, over," and out.

Copy that.

Aw, man.
You know my coach --

he has me eating
all this healthy shit.

This is hitting
the spot.

Yeah, sometimes you just got
to say, "to hell with it,"

and enjoy life. Live for now.
Yeah.

Ooh, ahh.

Yeah, you know,
it's funny.

My kid is staying
at his friend's house all night,

doing band practice.

Remember that?
Remember being that young?

No responsibility --
just stay up all night,

not give a shit about what's
happening the next day?

I'd like to do more
than just remember it, Joe.

It's the shirt, Joe.

The shirt is magic.

Plus, we're paying them.

Well, we all pay
in the long run, right?

Guess so, yeah.

Is something wrong?

Oh, no, no.
I'm sorry.

Just, uh,
I'm not really used to this.

Oh. You just relax.

Are you married?
Is that it?

'Cause half the guys
in here are,

so if that's
what's bumming you out...

Yeah, no.
No, no, I'm divorced, actually.

Still friends, and
it's all cool, you know?

Yeah.

I saw her today, actually.
Mm.

That's nice.

It was weird.

She told me she broke up
with her boyfriend.

You know,
I couldn't tell --

I got to go dance on the stage.
Oh.

It was nice meeting you.
Thank you. Yeah.

Oh, uh, very good.

Hey, Carly,
how about we go again?

Sure. That's 50 bucks.

I was hoping you'd give me
a medical discount.

I have cancer.

I'm sure.

No, I do.
Tell her, Joe.

He does.

Really? What kind?

Colon, and I've heard
all the ass jokes,

so don't even bother.

Tomorrow I start chemo,

so who knows when I'm gonna get
this chance again?

Well, you're right.
Colon cancer isn't funny.

My dad has it.

Who's your doctor?

This guy Weinman
at Memorial.

That's my dad's doctor.

You're kidding.
Small world.

What stage are you?

2, but I had
the surgery already,

and the guy thinks
I'm pretty good,

and with the chemo,
even better.

My dad's stage 3.

His surgery
went really well, too,

but his chemo was rough.

He had everything -- hair loss,
nausea, weight loss.

Yeah, I'm probably gonna have
all that shit, too.

This one's half-price.

Thanks.

Hey, I thought you were going to bed.
Couldn't sleep.

Hey.

It is so cute.

I've been thinking
about this Scarpulla thing.

Ooh.
Show me your thinking face.

So, here's the thing --
you know what?

If you really can't go
to sleep,

then you have to help me
with some of this stuff.

Sure, dealing with the service
guys is a pain in the ass,

but the truth is I like
going in every day.

It's a lousy offer.

Oh, he thinks he's such hot
shit, with his gourmet coffee.

Wow.

The truth is, my dad
would rather be fishing.

And made the deal
and sprung it on my dad?

Owen, go to bed.

What?

Go to bed!

Hey.

So, I've formulated
my Scarpulla strategy.

Owen, why are you still up?

And why are you drinking?

Listen, that offer
he gave to us

was low-ball bullshit,
just to see if we'd bite.

I'm sure there's more money,
all right?

I-I've worked
for those guys.

I've seen them
negotiate.

Owen, how much
have you had to drink?

Not much. You know,
I just realized something --

my dad has to sell
the store now.

He can't run it
without me.

I mean, not unless
he's gonna come in

and bust his ass every day,
and that isn't gonna happen.

But you know what?
I think that this is something

that we can talk about
tomorrow morning, okay?

Okay, uh -- okay.
Okay.

That's, uh, fine,
just, uh -- well, fine.

Although you
should be thrilled.

This could be great
for you.

See, I'll be available

because I won't be tied down
at the dealership,

and you can pursue all
of your writing dreams.

Whoa, whoa, h-hold up.

Yes?

What, you're saying
that if -- if --

if you're
not working there,

you'll be here to take care
of the kids while I'm working?

Damn right I am!

You sell that shit,
big man.

Yeah. Yeah!

That's what I'm saying!
Ooh, we're gonna toast you.

Oh, yes, honey.
We're gonna toast you.

Come here.
Come here. Come here.

Here is to you,
Owen Thoreau.

And to you, my 'lissa.

Ooh.

I will be here
as long as it takes

to get your career
on track.

Well, it shouldn't take so long,
I mean, because writing these reviews

has shown me
I still got my chops.

So now I'm thinking, you know,
it might even be in journalism

or even, you know,
fiction or nonfiction.

Any of those.
You're a great writer.

The chance to explore
a different outlet.

That's what I'm talking
about, yeah.

Maybe something
in music distribution.

You really won't even be having
to spend that much time

with the kids, you know, because
the boys will be in school.

We can send Hana to Montessori
in a year and a half.

Montessori is awesome,
but even before that,

we're gonna make out great
on this sale,

so we'll have money
for a nanny

if I have to, you know,
take meetings and stuff.

Oh, it'll be great!

Let's do it.

Oh.

Oh.

Good night.

Sweet dreams.

Night.

I wasn't...sure
this was gonna happen.

Neither was I.

Mm.

All right, Joe.
Thanks for coming out.

Yeah.
Appreciate it.

Oh, and, hey.

Don't ever doubt me
or the shirt.

What?
What's that?

Carly's number.

Who?
My lap dancer.

She gave you her number?

Yeah, when you were in the men's
room talking your boner down.

All right, but you
know how this works, right?

That's...That's
not her number.

It's probably not even
her name, man.

They just -- they pretend
they're into you

so they get more money.

This ain't that, Joe.

We made a connection.

All right. Okay.

All right. Um...

So, tomorrow...
The chemo...

You -- you need me
to drive you, anything?

Nah.
I ain't going.

What are you
talking about?

You know, my chances
are decent without it,

so, uh, I'm gonna need
my hair and eyebrows

right now to close
this deal.

Look...

Look, man.

Are you scared?
Is that it?

You think
this scares me, Joe?

Come on.
I grew up in the Bronx.

Bigfoot is the only thing
that scares me.

Hey --

Hey, if you're scared,
that's all right.

Just bring your lucky shirt
with you, man.

That's --
everything's cool.

You got to get the chemo,
right,

or you're -- you're gonna be
a jacka jeetz.

I'm not scared, Joe.

It's just tonight
made me think about things

from a different angle,
that's all.

I'm good.

I'll see you down the road,
weirdo.

Hey, we'll double date.

Oh, and, hey, Joe.
It's jzimma jzeetz, okay?

Come on.
You're Italian.

Hello?

Hey, it's Sonia.

Oh, uh, hey.

Did you call me before?
I saw your number on my phone.

Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.

That was
an accident sort of, um,

but it's all okay now.
Oh.

Yeah.
Okay.

By the way, I, uh --

I got all that stuff
over to Albert, and, um...

You want to come over?

Oh, um...

You don't have to.
Just if you want to.

No, no, no.
Uh, yeah.

Um, I'm just driving home
from dinner.

Uh, like in about 20 --
10 minutes.

Okay.

See you then.

Yeah.

Hey.

You okay?

This was a huge mistake.

Why?

It isn't your fault.

Just...

It's Randy.

Oh, oh, wow.

Um, okay.

And we had --
we had just --

we had been through
so much,

and then when we took a break,
I-I thought, "okay, we're done,"

and -- and I met up
with you,

and
You know, you're so fun.

You know, I just --
I just feel awful

because I've been working
with him, and I...

I see what we had,
and I...

But then I'd started this fling
with you, and...

Oh, God.
I'm a horrible person.

No, no.
You're -- you're not.

Uh...

And then I got up
to go to the bathroom,

and I saw our toothbrushes
there, and it hit me, you know.

I'm 46.

I can't just throw it all away
on a fling.

I wasn't thinking of this
as a -- as a fling.

No, I mean I know --
I know you weren't.

So, okay,
why don't we, um...

Why don't you
just come back to bed --

no, I --

I'm sorry.
I-I have to do this.

You should probably stay
on the couch.

I'll get you
some sheets.

Oh, I swear, Joe.

I've been acting
like a crazy person.

I spent three hours
this afternoon

scouring
Harold's Facebook page.

He's got a Facebook page?

I mean,
what did I think I'd find?

Hey, never know.

These kids, they don't have
the decency

to sneak around
like we did.

Like I did, you mean.

No, that was
a generational "we."

I swear.

I was just --
I was old-Manning it --

you know,
"eh, the kids nowadays."

No, come on.

We don't got to bring
any of that stuff up.

It's...

It's all over
and done with.

You know,

you're probably
the sweetest guy I've ever met.

No. No way.

Yeah.
No.

I'm -- I'm top 20.
I'll give you that.

I mean it.

You know, Harold
thinks he's so smart.

You've got heart, Joe.

Thanks for coming.

Yeah, I wanted to.

You've got glitter
on your cheek.

I know.

Party-store things.

Hmm.

Where are the kids?

Both gone.
Oh, okay, then.

Okay.

Should I turn
the lights off?

No. Why?
Well, you...

Never mind.

No, I'll turn them off.
Yeah, turn them off.

Oh.

Hmm.
Wait a second.

Yeah. Me too.

Something feels
a little...

A little weird, right?

Yeah.

Gosh.

How come?

I don't know. I feel like
a creepy home-wrecker.

How sick is that?

Oh, wow.

All right,
we're gonna stop.

Right?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Joe.

No -- what, sorry?

Look...

Look,
this would be great...

But...

You know,
we shouldn't do it.

I'm sorry
about Harold.

Look, whatever you do,
deal with it.

You know,
don't shove it down

'cause that's --
it's gonna make you old.

You know?

It's not good.

Come on.

That's some top-20
sweet-guy shit right there.

I'll tell you that.

Thanks, Mrs. Jergenson!

I thought
you said he was away.

Y-yeah, I did.
I mean, I...

Oh, my God, he --
Albert can't see us like this.

This will totally screw him up.
Oh, all right.

You just, um, block him, block him.
I'll go out the back.

Hey, I'm picking him up Tuesday,
Thursday, Friday, right?

I'll text you.
Just go, go!

Hurry!

Go!

Albert, what happened?
I thought you were --

Oh, Wes got a stomach bug.
I tried to call.

He was throwing up
all over the place.

What was --
what was that?

Possums.

Stupid, f'ing possums.

I want to just...kill them
with my bare hands.

Mom, geez.
Calm down.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Thanks, honey.

That was some night,
huh?

Really, really was.

Got a little crazy there.

Uh, daddy, I need to, um, talk
to you about something.

Okay, well,
let's make it quick.

Bruce and I are heading
for the boat show.

Okay, um,
I've been thinking

about, um,
what we're doing here,

and I've decided that, uh,

we need to have the body shop
like I wanted to.

But how's that
gonna work?

I mean, if you think
we can pay for it

by cutting inventory,
you're wrong.

I haven't figured out
all the details exactly.

Because there's nothing to figure out.
Daddy, we're doing this, okay?

I don't know how,
but we are.

This place needs a body shop,
we're gonna have a body shop,

and you should get that
through your head.

We're doing it.

I'll be at the boat show.

Ahh.

♪ Tonight you're mine
completely ♪

♪ you give your love
so sweetly ♪

♪ tonight the light of love
is in your eyes ♪

"Fondly."

♪ but will you love me
tomorrow ♪

♪ is this our lasting
treasure ♪

What's up Jiminy Cricket?

Hey.
Where's the other one?

Uh, he called.
Says he's runnin late.

Guess he was up
half the night.

Oh yeah,
that makes two of us.

Makes three of us.

Yeah, you did it for
the right reason. Right?

Yeah.

Yeah, I got uh, uh, actually had
a little thing going on last night.

Uh, is Michelle back in town?

No. on no, no Michelle.

Somebody new?

Kinda.
Yeah.

Okay.

Last night I'm driving home,
it's late, right and Sonia calls me...

Sonia, no...
Yeah, nothing happened

I'm mean a lot happened.

All good though.

Alright. Let me backup.
Let me backup.

Yesterday, Sonia comes into
the store and tells me that

Harold broke up with her.

Whoa.
Yeah.

Hey. Sorry.

Whoo. What's up?

Well, Joe's telling a story.

Uh, let me backup
a little more...

Yesterday morning I'm driving
the kids to school

and Lucy tells me that she thinks
Sonia's going through the change

♪ you say that I'm
the only one ♪

♪ but will my heart be
broken ♪

♪ when the night ♪

♪ when the night ♪

♪ meets the morning sun ♪

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