Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Not Impressed - full transcript
A Sweetypie isn't impressed by the heroes antics. So the three must do what they can to win him over.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Crowd: Ooh!
Ahhh!
Ooh!
Aaaah!
Ooh!
[ Yawns ] So, what are
we doing tonight?
Battling the Impressor!
Pay attention!
Okay, one -- stop naming them.
You'll get attached.
And two -- Can we go to
the flea market after this?
Pay attention!
Look, it's the sheriff's
department
here to defeat
the monster!
[ All scream ]
[ Impressor roars ]
Okay, they're watching.
I'm going in.
♪♪
[ Yawns ]
♪♪
Hot dog, I'm impressive.
[ Cheering ]Hmm, oh, yeah!
I know. I know.
I'm amazing.
Check this out!
[ Roars ]
Gangway!
Oh, ah, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, ugh, ah!
Hm.
Okay, a couple updates --
One, I parked the aerocycle
over, uh, there.
Two --
Where's Adorabat?
Fighting Impressor.
What?
And two --
I want to get a pretzel!
Don't worry! Sergeant Adorabat
is on the field.
We need a distraction, boys.
Shake those booties!
[ Cheering ]
-Adorabat!
Hey, Impressor,
look over here.
So my job is to be the bait
while Mao Mao
attacks you from behind,
and I can tell you all this
because you don't know words
because you're dumb.
Wait, how did he get me
to be the bait?
♪♪
[ Shing! ]
♪♪
[ Slice! Splat! ]
♪♪
Now, now, settle down.
A hero
doesn't need gratitude.
We only --
Oh, are those essential oils?
No!
Uh, we don't accept gifts,
although we are helpless
to accept your applause!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Thinking ] What?
What's his problem?
Can't he tell a legendary hero
when he sees one?
The audacity.
Hey, Mao,
look at this one.
It's trying to clap!
It's trying to clap!
He can't even do it!
Oh, look at Mr. Attitude
over there
flying off the handle
with his disinterest.
I can hear you.
How dare you listen to me
when I'm talking about you.
That's it.
Clear the area.
All Sweetypies,
disperse.
Except that one.
You may apologize now.
I don't know.
I'm just not that
impressed by you.
[ Thinking ]
Not impressed?
Ta-da!
What is this feeling?
Oh, no, this is dredging up
some old memories.
You're not impressed
by us?
Well,
let me ask you this.
Do you love your mommy?
Do you love your mommy?!
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll get to that later.
Sorry,
I'm [Sighs] just not impressed.
Not impressed?
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
I amimpressive!
Watch me! Watch me!
No.
I am a great warrior!
I'm not gonna let the opinion
of one person
tear down
my superior self-esteem.
No one can --
Dude, you're literally
watching someone inside a bush.
Stalking someone all night
is mutually exclusive
to not caring about
their opinion.
Okay, fine, it bothers me,
so what?
A true hero
does whatever it takes
to impress the people
of their community!
You just make these up
as you go.
Okay, here is what we know
so far -- His name is Blue.
His job
is being a therapist.
He drinks tea.
He, uh --
[ Buzzer ]Yeah, actually,
that's all we got.
He's pretty boring.
Excellent work,
Badgerclops.
Now we just need to
use what we know
to find
a way to impress --
Hey,
where's Adorabat?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Yo,
my name is Adora-brat,
and I'm gonna impress you
within an inch of your life.
No, thank you.
[ Hip-hop music playing ]
♪ Oh, yeah, get it
♪ Get it, uh
♪ Well,
my name is Adora-brat ♪
♪ I already told you that
♪ I'm gonna sing and dance
on a cardboard mat ♪
♪ Got a yellow heart
on my tummy ♪
♪ I like eating bugs
'cause they're extra yummy ♪
I'm gonna dance now.
Ugh, eh, dance, yeah.
Ugh, ooh, ah.
[ Groans ]
Adorabat:
Eh, ah, yeah.
♪♪
[ Music stops ]
Hello. I enjoyed your
performance a great deal.
That worked?! That worked?!
Here, have some money.
Goodbye forever.
[ Gasps ] I'm rich!
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
[ Echoing ]
I'm just not impressed.
Must impress
my d-- uh, citizen.
Wait!
You like dancing, huh?
Well, have I got
the performance of a lifetime.
Stay put.
Badgerclops used to practice
this when we were on the road.
What was that song called again?
I never participated.
I just ridiculed him
mercilessly.
What's that song,
Badgerclops?!
But by way only of observation,
I mastered the choreography.
Badgerclops!
Oh, uh, you mean that duet?
I don't know, man.
That was kind of just a special
thing for the two of us.
Oh, where did you get
that ice cream?
I bought it with the money
I got from Blue.
I'm rich now.Blue bought you that?
Listen to me,
you little downer.
Before this day is done,
I will earn that ice cream.
Mao Mao: Ah, found it!
All right.
Here we go.
[ Ragtime music playing ]
♪ I have the blues
♪ Every time
my doggy leaves ♪
Wait, group huddle.[ Music stops ]
Why don't we just
buy our own ice cream?
We have jobs.
We can afford it.
It's not about
ice cream.
It's about earning
the admiration of that citizen.
Who cares?
Fine!
Your part's easy anyway.
Anyone could do it,
even this one.
Here's the lyrics.
You sing every other verse.
Follow my lead.
Got it? Good.
[ Ragtime music playing ]
♪♪
♪ Uh, I have the blues
♪ I have the blues
Why aren't you singing?
♪ Uh, just like a bump on a log,
ah ♪
Go!
♪ Uh, nobody knows
Ah, come on, now!
♪ Uh, just where it goes
Uh, ugh, mm.
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
♪ Just like
a faithful old dog ♪
Ta-da!
Watch me!
Watch me!
Hey, look at me!
Watch me!
Watch me!
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow, bad.
Blue, wait!
I have so many
other ways I can impress you.
Aah!
I got a couple tricks
I can do.
I'm all sorts of
double-jointed.
Do you like that, huh?[ Bones cracking ]
Do you think
that's impressive?
N-Not really, no.
Uh, no?
Well, then, how about
my cool battle scars, yeah?
Ugh.
Look at them!
Check out
my aerocycle.
These speeds
ain't regulation.
Hey, did you know
I don't have a tail?
I lost it in a really valiant
way, too.
See, no tail!
It's a great story!
Want to hear?
I can eat this
super sour candy.
Really?
Watch!
Aaah, aaah...
All right, I can't.
But look at how many friends
I have -- three whole friends!
Well,
one of them is you.
You better believe
I love me like a friend.
But what about my gloves?
Check this out.
I've been wearing them
for years,
and they don't even
smell bad.
Smell the glove.
Smell it.
Why aren't you
looking at me, Blue? Blue!
Watch me! Watch me!
Watch me!
[ Panting ]
[ Whimpering ]
Wait, just one more -- just one
more trick, please, I promise.
Come on, man.Do you think we should --
Is that a toothbrush?
This big metal can
gave it to me.
Stay away from me!
Blue, I have a couple
more muscles to show you!
Come on, man!
[ Panting ]
Mao Mao: One more trick, please,
I promise!
♪♪
Come on.
Come on.
Blue...
♪♪
[ Car alarm chirps ]
[ Engine sputters ]
Why, why, come on!
Come on!
[ Engine starts ]
Watch me!
Aah!
I'm just not that
impressed with you!
Phew.
Aah!
Watch me!
Watch me! Watch me!
Come on!
No!
[ Panting ]
Wait!
Aah!
♪♪
Hey, watch out
for those trash cans!
Uh, Mao, why do you need
every last Sweetypie
to be impressed
with you?
Because!
Because I --
I don't need other people's
validation.
Daddy, Daddy!
Daddy, watch me, Daddy!
Ah, ah, uh!
Ta-da!
Did you see, Daddy?
Daddy?
Not now, Mao Mao.
I'm trying to train your sisters
to become legendary warriors,
me, your dad.
Come on, girls.
One and two and one and two
and me,
your dad, hey!
Adorabat: Call in the
reinforcements, Brandon S.!
This one's gonna need
extra cheer-up dancing.
It's okay, man.
Some people will just
never be impressed with you.
Not impressed with me?
With me...
That's it!
Hey, both of you, no.
♪♪
Oh, hey!
Hey, Blue!
Let me get that
for you!
Thanks, Chubbum.
Ooh, is that
the new "Miseriousness" book?
I love that series!
I didn't know you had
such good taste in books.
I'm really
[Slow-motion] impressed.
[ Laughing ]
Um...
[ Laughing maniacally ]
I did it!
You're impressed with me!
I knew it.
I knew it!
[ Whimpers ]
Did you all see that,
huh?
[ Laughs ]
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew you loved me,
[Echoing] Daddy!
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy!
Aah!
Wow.Ah, I get it now.
So, that's what happened.
Uh, broad daylight,
everyone was there.
Their faces --
it was embarrassing,
but I felt better, freer.
Yeah, just talking about it
now, I feel like --
I feel like I don't even
need to be here anymore.
You know what?
I'm gonna leave.
I'll see you
next Thursday.
Yeah. All right.
I'll see you then.
♪♪
Haah!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Crowd: Ooh!
Ahhh!
Ooh!
Aaaah!
Ooh!
[ Yawns ] So, what are
we doing tonight?
Battling the Impressor!
Pay attention!
Okay, one -- stop naming them.
You'll get attached.
And two -- Can we go to
the flea market after this?
Pay attention!
Look, it's the sheriff's
department
here to defeat
the monster!
[ All scream ]
[ Impressor roars ]
Okay, they're watching.
I'm going in.
♪♪
[ Yawns ]
♪♪
Hot dog, I'm impressive.
[ Cheering ]Hmm, oh, yeah!
I know. I know.
I'm amazing.
Check this out!
[ Roars ]
Gangway!
Oh, ah, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, ugh, ah!
Hm.
Okay, a couple updates --
One, I parked the aerocycle
over, uh, there.
Two --
Where's Adorabat?
Fighting Impressor.
What?
And two --
I want to get a pretzel!
Don't worry! Sergeant Adorabat
is on the field.
We need a distraction, boys.
Shake those booties!
[ Cheering ]
-Adorabat!
Hey, Impressor,
look over here.
So my job is to be the bait
while Mao Mao
attacks you from behind,
and I can tell you all this
because you don't know words
because you're dumb.
Wait, how did he get me
to be the bait?
♪♪
[ Shing! ]
♪♪
[ Slice! Splat! ]
♪♪
Now, now, settle down.
A hero
doesn't need gratitude.
We only --
Oh, are those essential oils?
No!
Uh, we don't accept gifts,
although we are helpless
to accept your applause!
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Thinking ] What?
What's his problem?
Can't he tell a legendary hero
when he sees one?
The audacity.
Hey, Mao,
look at this one.
It's trying to clap!
It's trying to clap!
He can't even do it!
Oh, look at Mr. Attitude
over there
flying off the handle
with his disinterest.
I can hear you.
How dare you listen to me
when I'm talking about you.
That's it.
Clear the area.
All Sweetypies,
disperse.
Except that one.
You may apologize now.
I don't know.
I'm just not that
impressed by you.
[ Thinking ]
Not impressed?
Ta-da!
What is this feeling?
Oh, no, this is dredging up
some old memories.
You're not impressed
by us?
Well,
let me ask you this.
Do you love your mommy?
Do you love your mommy?!
No, no, no, no, no.
We'll get to that later.
Sorry,
I'm [Sighs] just not impressed.
Not impressed?
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
I amimpressive!
Watch me! Watch me!
No.
I am a great warrior!
I'm not gonna let the opinion
of one person
tear down
my superior self-esteem.
No one can --
Dude, you're literally
watching someone inside a bush.
Stalking someone all night
is mutually exclusive
to not caring about
their opinion.
Okay, fine, it bothers me,
so what?
A true hero
does whatever it takes
to impress the people
of their community!
You just make these up
as you go.
Okay, here is what we know
so far -- His name is Blue.
His job
is being a therapist.
He drinks tea.
He, uh --
[ Buzzer ]Yeah, actually,
that's all we got.
He's pretty boring.
Excellent work,
Badgerclops.
Now we just need to
use what we know
to find
a way to impress --
Hey,
where's Adorabat?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Yo,
my name is Adora-brat,
and I'm gonna impress you
within an inch of your life.
No, thank you.
[ Hip-hop music playing ]
♪ Oh, yeah, get it
♪ Get it, uh
♪ Well,
my name is Adora-brat ♪
♪ I already told you that
♪ I'm gonna sing and dance
on a cardboard mat ♪
♪ Got a yellow heart
on my tummy ♪
♪ I like eating bugs
'cause they're extra yummy ♪
I'm gonna dance now.
Ugh, eh, dance, yeah.
Ugh, ooh, ah.
[ Groans ]
Adorabat:
Eh, ah, yeah.
♪♪
[ Music stops ]
Hello. I enjoyed your
performance a great deal.
That worked?! That worked?!
Here, have some money.
Goodbye forever.
[ Gasps ] I'm rich!
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
[ Echoing ]
I'm just not impressed.
Must impress
my d-- uh, citizen.
Wait!
You like dancing, huh?
Well, have I got
the performance of a lifetime.
Stay put.
Badgerclops used to practice
this when we were on the road.
What was that song called again?
I never participated.
I just ridiculed him
mercilessly.
What's that song,
Badgerclops?!
But by way only of observation,
I mastered the choreography.
Badgerclops!
Oh, uh, you mean that duet?
I don't know, man.
That was kind of just a special
thing for the two of us.
Oh, where did you get
that ice cream?
I bought it with the money
I got from Blue.
I'm rich now.Blue bought you that?
Listen to me,
you little downer.
Before this day is done,
I will earn that ice cream.
Mao Mao: Ah, found it!
All right.
Here we go.
[ Ragtime music playing ]
♪ I have the blues
♪ Every time
my doggy leaves ♪
Wait, group huddle.[ Music stops ]
Why don't we just
buy our own ice cream?
We have jobs.
We can afford it.
It's not about
ice cream.
It's about earning
the admiration of that citizen.
Who cares?
Fine!
Your part's easy anyway.
Anyone could do it,
even this one.
Here's the lyrics.
You sing every other verse.
Follow my lead.
Got it? Good.
[ Ragtime music playing ]
♪♪
♪ Uh, I have the blues
♪ I have the blues
Why aren't you singing?
♪ Uh, just like a bump on a log,
ah ♪
Go!
♪ Uh, nobody knows
Ah, come on, now!
♪ Uh, just where it goes
Uh, ugh, mm.
[ Thinking ]
[ Echoing ] Watch me!
♪ Just like
a faithful old dog ♪
Ta-da!
Watch me!
Watch me!
Hey, look at me!
Watch me!
Watch me!
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Wow, bad.
Blue, wait!
I have so many
other ways I can impress you.
Aah!
I got a couple tricks
I can do.
I'm all sorts of
double-jointed.
Do you like that, huh?[ Bones cracking ]
Do you think
that's impressive?
N-Not really, no.
Uh, no?
Well, then, how about
my cool battle scars, yeah?
Ugh.
Look at them!
Check out
my aerocycle.
These speeds
ain't regulation.
Hey, did you know
I don't have a tail?
I lost it in a really valiant
way, too.
See, no tail!
It's a great story!
Want to hear?
I can eat this
super sour candy.
Really?
Watch!
Aaah, aaah...
All right, I can't.
But look at how many friends
I have -- three whole friends!
Well,
one of them is you.
You better believe
I love me like a friend.
But what about my gloves?
Check this out.
I've been wearing them
for years,
and they don't even
smell bad.
Smell the glove.
Smell it.
Why aren't you
looking at me, Blue? Blue!
Watch me! Watch me!
Watch me!
[ Panting ]
[ Whimpering ]
Wait, just one more -- just one
more trick, please, I promise.
Come on, man.Do you think we should --
Is that a toothbrush?
This big metal can
gave it to me.
Stay away from me!
Blue, I have a couple
more muscles to show you!
Come on, man!
[ Panting ]
Mao Mao: One more trick, please,
I promise!
♪♪
Come on.
Come on.
Blue...
♪♪
[ Car alarm chirps ]
[ Engine sputters ]
Why, why, come on!
Come on!
[ Engine starts ]
Watch me!
Aah!
I'm just not that
impressed with you!
Phew.
Aah!
Watch me!
Watch me! Watch me!
Come on!
No!
[ Panting ]
Wait!
Aah!
♪♪
Hey, watch out
for those trash cans!
Uh, Mao, why do you need
every last Sweetypie
to be impressed
with you?
Because!
Because I --
I don't need other people's
validation.
Daddy, Daddy!
Daddy, watch me, Daddy!
Ah, ah, uh!
Ta-da!
Did you see, Daddy?
Daddy?
Not now, Mao Mao.
I'm trying to train your sisters
to become legendary warriors,
me, your dad.
Come on, girls.
One and two and one and two
and me,
your dad, hey!
Adorabat: Call in the
reinforcements, Brandon S.!
This one's gonna need
extra cheer-up dancing.
It's okay, man.
Some people will just
never be impressed with you.
Not impressed with me?
With me...
That's it!
Hey, both of you, no.
♪♪
Oh, hey!
Hey, Blue!
Let me get that
for you!
Thanks, Chubbum.
Ooh, is that
the new "Miseriousness" book?
I love that series!
I didn't know you had
such good taste in books.
I'm really
[Slow-motion] impressed.
[ Laughing ]
Um...
[ Laughing maniacally ]
I did it!
You're impressed with me!
I knew it.
I knew it!
[ Whimpers ]
Did you all see that,
huh?
[ Laughs ]
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew you loved me,
[Echoing] Daddy!
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Daddy, Daddy!
Aah!
Wow.Ah, I get it now.
So, that's what happened.
Uh, broad daylight,
everyone was there.
Their faces --
it was embarrassing,
but I felt better, freer.
Yeah, just talking about it
now, I feel like --
I feel like I don't even
need to be here anymore.
You know what?
I'm gonna leave.
I'll see you
next Thursday.
Yeah. All right.
I'll see you then.
♪♪
Haah!
Chirp.