Made in Wales (2009–…): Season 3, Episode 6 - King of the Castle - full transcript
[Epic medieval MUSIC]
[All SHOUT]
[All SHOUT]
[All SHOUT]
- [Girl:] Is that your little brother?
- [James:] No.
- [Danny:]
Hi, James.
Come play with me, James.
I found this really cool place.
I want to show you.
- Shut it.
- Oh, go on, James. Go and
play with your little brother.
- Come on!
- 'Go home'.
OK.
We're late for tea.
We'll be in trouble.
- I don't care!
But if you don't want to get into
trouble with me, you should clear off.
Now.
[Orchestral MUSIC]
[Birds TWITTERING]
[Orchestral MUSIC continues]
[Ominous MUSIC]
[Crow SQUAWKS]
King Danny needed
to rescue the old king
from his dungeon.
[Door CREAKS]
[THUNDER sound effect]
The beast!
[Bird FLYING UP]
[Bicycle BELL]
[Headphones
Low muttering upbeat MUSIC]
- [Mum:] No hats at the table, darling.
Not even crowns.
[Low muttering upbeat MUSIC continues]
Why aren't you eating any?
- [Mum:]
I'm just not hungry.
- I'll save you some chips.
Just in case you want them later.
[TV - Sports match]
- [Danny:]
Da da-da da-da-da,
dannng!
King Danny
crept into the dungeon.
Past the remains
of the monster's meals,
he went.
King Danny could
hear the screams
coming from deep within.
Once he had saved
them all,
he would be loved by the town's people,
- [James INCREASES TV volume]
- ..like the old king.
The monster's growl grew louder.
The beast was near.
- [James THROWS a cushion]
- [Danny:] A hog!
The beast attacked. Die, die!
[James INCREASES TV volume]
- [James SHOUTS]
For God's sake, shut up!
- [Danny:]
OK.
This is boring.
Come play with me.
You can be a knight.
- Danny, I'm not playing.
I'm too old, all right?
- [Danny:] Then you can be
a squire instead.
Danny, 'I'm'
'not, playing'!
[Danny SOBS]
[NO speech]
[SIGHS]
- [Radio:]
Here radio Wales.
- It's 6 o'clock on
Wednesday the 17th August.
- [Mum:] Go and get
your brother out of bed.
[James SIGHS]
- [James:]
Danny, get up!
[KNOCKS on door]
Danny?!
[Ominous MUSIC]
Er..., Dan-Danny must
have already gone out.
D-don't worry.
I'll go find him.
Danny?!
Danny?!
[Ominous MUSIC continues]
[Crow SQUAWKS]
[PANTING]
Danny?!
Danny?!
Danny?
If you can hear me,
shout.
Danny?!
- [Danny:]
James, help!
- [James:]
Where are you?
- [Danny:] I'm lost in
the monster's labyrinth.
- [James:] Keep talking
and I'll follow your voice.
- [Danny:]
OK.
- [James:] What the hell are
you doing down here, anyway?
- [Danny:] I came to the monster's
labyrinth to rescue Dad.
When the King's safe,
I'll be a hero.
- [James:]
What monsters?
- [Danny:]
The monster that took Dad.
I'll destroy it.
- [James:] It wasn't a monster.
It was just an accident.
Just a stupid accident.
- [Danny:]
I don't understand.
- [James:]
Neither do I.
I shouldn't have let you play
down here. It's not safe.
I'm sorry I left you alone.
- I just want him back, James.
- You don't have to pretend
to be king any more, Danny.
I'll be the king of the castle now.
And you can be the prince again.
[They YELL]
- [Danny:]
A-ha!
[Epic medieval MUSIC]
[NO speech]
- [Both:]
Victory!
[Birds TWITTERING]
[Birds TWITTERING]
The End
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[All SHOUT]
[All SHOUT]
[All SHOUT]
- [Girl:] Is that your little brother?
- [James:] No.
- [Danny:]
Hi, James.
Come play with me, James.
I found this really cool place.
I want to show you.
- Shut it.
- Oh, go on, James. Go and
play with your little brother.
- Come on!
- 'Go home'.
OK.
We're late for tea.
We'll be in trouble.
- I don't care!
But if you don't want to get into
trouble with me, you should clear off.
Now.
[Orchestral MUSIC]
[Birds TWITTERING]
[Orchestral MUSIC continues]
[Ominous MUSIC]
[Crow SQUAWKS]
King Danny needed
to rescue the old king
from his dungeon.
[Door CREAKS]
[THUNDER sound effect]
The beast!
[Bird FLYING UP]
[Bicycle BELL]
[Headphones
Low muttering upbeat MUSIC]
- [Mum:] No hats at the table, darling.
Not even crowns.
[Low muttering upbeat MUSIC continues]
Why aren't you eating any?
- [Mum:]
I'm just not hungry.
- I'll save you some chips.
Just in case you want them later.
[TV - Sports match]
- [Danny:]
Da da-da da-da-da,
dannng!
King Danny
crept into the dungeon.
Past the remains
of the monster's meals,
he went.
King Danny could
hear the screams
coming from deep within.
Once he had saved
them all,
he would be loved by the town's people,
- [James INCREASES TV volume]
- ..like the old king.
The monster's growl grew louder.
The beast was near.
- [James THROWS a cushion]
- [Danny:] A hog!
The beast attacked. Die, die!
[James INCREASES TV volume]
- [James SHOUTS]
For God's sake, shut up!
- [Danny:]
OK.
This is boring.
Come play with me.
You can be a knight.
- Danny, I'm not playing.
I'm too old, all right?
- [Danny:] Then you can be
a squire instead.
Danny, 'I'm'
'not, playing'!
[Danny SOBS]
[NO speech]
[SIGHS]
- [Radio:]
Here radio Wales.
- It's 6 o'clock on
Wednesday the 17th August.
- [Mum:] Go and get
your brother out of bed.
[James SIGHS]
- [James:]
Danny, get up!
[KNOCKS on door]
Danny?!
[Ominous MUSIC]
Er..., Dan-Danny must
have already gone out.
D-don't worry.
I'll go find him.
Danny?!
Danny?!
[Ominous MUSIC continues]
[Crow SQUAWKS]
[PANTING]
Danny?!
Danny?!
Danny?
If you can hear me,
shout.
Danny?!
- [Danny:]
James, help!
- [James:]
Where are you?
- [Danny:] I'm lost in
the monster's labyrinth.
- [James:] Keep talking
and I'll follow your voice.
- [Danny:]
OK.
- [James:] What the hell are
you doing down here, anyway?
- [Danny:] I came to the monster's
labyrinth to rescue Dad.
When the King's safe,
I'll be a hero.
- [James:]
What monsters?
- [Danny:]
The monster that took Dad.
I'll destroy it.
- [James:] It wasn't a monster.
It was just an accident.
Just a stupid accident.
- [Danny:]
I don't understand.
- [James:]
Neither do I.
I shouldn't have let you play
down here. It's not safe.
I'm sorry I left you alone.
- I just want him back, James.
- You don't have to pretend
to be king any more, Danny.
I'll be the king of the castle now.
And you can be the prince again.
[They YELL]
- [Danny:]
A-ha!
[Epic medieval MUSIC]
[NO speech]
- [Both:]
Victory!
[Birds TWITTERING]
[Birds TWITTERING]
The End
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