Madagascar: A Little Wild (2020–…): Season 3, Episode 1 - Alex and Behemoth - full transcript
Alex heads to a Coney Island roller coaster and proves there are advantages to being small.
(Gloria) Places!
(laughs)
♪
(screeching)
(gasps)
(Pickles) I did hear that!
Let's go get that ice cream!
(barking)
(bell ringing)
(ice cream scooper) Ice cream!
Come get your ice cream!
(Pickles) Easy does it...
(screeching)
(ice cream scooper)
Come get your ice cream!
(Pickles) We just
need a little swing...
(grunting)
Grab it, Dave!
(grunting)
(screeching)
Yes!
(Dave) Uh-oh.
(Pickles) Come to Pickles!
(ice cream scooper) Huh?
(Pickles) Ah...
(screaming)
(Ant'ney) Mmm, strawberry.
Nothing like dinner and a show!
(grunt)
♪
♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪
♪ And it's calling our name ♪
♪ It's a jungle out there ♪
♪ So let's get on our way ♪
♪ To have fun
Through the tunnel ♪
♪ See the big, big city ♪
♪ Everybody get ready ♪
♪ Get ready! ♪
♪ Time to go a little wild ♪
♪ We can go a million miles ♪
♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪
♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪
♪ On a journey, all smiles ♪
♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪
(Kate) Rise and shine, team!
There's a crowd already
waiting to see you!
(yawn)
(Alex) Did somebody say crowd?
(Kate) Morning, Alex!
(Carlos) Hey, Kate! I got something
really special for the habitat.
(Alex) What do you
think it could be?
(grunting)
Uh!
- (Marty) Huh?
- (Alex) Wow!
(Kate) It's a...
really big rock.
(Carlos) I noticed some kids
had trouble seeing Alex perform.
(woman) Go, Alex!
(girl) Mom, what's he doing?
(Carlos) I thought this would
make a great stage for his shows.
(purrs)
(Kate) Being center
stage on a big stage?
Sounds perfect for Alex.
Now, let's check on Bill,
he was cranky this morning.
(Alex) Wow! Do you see
the size of this thing?
I'll be on top of the world!
(Marty) You better get up
there soon, my main mammal,
- it's showtime!
- (Alex) Right. Here we go!
(panting)
(grunt)
(grunt)
(screams)
(screams)
(Melman) Alex! Are you okay?
Alex? Alex!
How many ossicones
am I holding up?
(Alex) That's it! If I can't
reach it from down here,
I'll just have to
do it from up there!
(Gloria) That's the
cat-itude we know and love!
(Melman) We'll warm
up the crowd for you!
(Gloria) Woohoo!
(cheering)
(Marty) The Lion's Big
Leap is clear for takeoff.
- (Melman) Alex, are you ready?
- (Pickles) Of course he is.
- Are you ready?
- (Alex) Uh, huh.
(panting)
I just need to get to
the top of that stage.
-I can do this.
-(Pickles) One suggestion. Hold on tight.
But not too tight.
Just use your feet-hands.
(Alex) But my feet
are just feet-feet.
(Pickles) Let's hope
you land on 'em.
(Alex) Yeeha! I should
have included this
in my act years ago!
Ah-ha!
Uh-oh!
(woman) Someone help
him, he's just a baby!
(Alex) What? No. I'm not...
(grunting)
(Marty) I'll catch you, Alex!
(scream)
Don't worry, buddy, I got you!
(Alex) I don't need saving!
I have it all under control!
(scream)
(cheers)
(man) Yeah! That
tiny lion's adorable!
(Alex) I'm not tiny!
Or adorable. I'm...
(sigh)
a disaster.
(Marty) That's not true. You're
an entertaining disaster!
(Carlos) I guess Alex is
too little for the stage.
(Kate) Alex is just
right the way he is.
It's the stage that's too big!
- (Alex) That was humiliating.
- (Marty) You heard Kate.
There's nothing wrong with
being an Alex-sized lion.
(sigh)
(Alex) How will I
ever be a big star
when I'm just so small?
(Marty) Aw, come on, Alex.
There's gotta be a way
to bring back that
smile of yours.
(Melman) How about a game
of limbo? You always win!
(Alex) Because
I'm the smallest.
(Gloria) A ride around
the Merry Go Round?
(Alex) Last time we went
they thought I was a baby
and I had to sit on your lap!
(Gloria) Oh, and
it was so cuddly,
like squeezing a
little teddy bear!
(giggles)
You're not that small.
(groaning)
(Alex) Hi, Ant'ney.
(Ant'ney) Whoops,
sorry, little guy,
didn't see you there!
(all) Hi, Ant'ney.
(Ant'ney) You're never gonna
believe the news I have!
Today is Super-Mega
Day at Coney Island.
(Melman) Oooo! I've never
been to Coney Island!
(Ant'ney) It's great! It's
got rides, games, a beach,
and today, everything
at Coney Island
is Super-Mega Sized!
I'm talkin' super-mega
games, supermega rides,
super-mega prizes,
and most of all,
super-mega snacks.
(Gloria) Super-Mega
sized, huh?
(Marty) That sounds awesome!
(Alex) Then it sounds
perfect for me.
I'm ready to be
super-mega sized!
(Melman) Do they have
a choochoo train?
(Ant'ney) Kid, Coney
Island's got it all.
(Melman) Well
then, all aboard!
(Ant'ney) I'll see ya there!
(Melman) Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo-choo!
(Alex) Pickles! Dave!
We've got a big day ahead
of us at Coney Island.
(Dave) Who cares?
(Pickles) Yeah.
What's in it for us?
(Gloria) Leave this to
me! I've been working
on my origami paper-folding.
A bird?
(Pickles) Mm. Pass!
- (Gloria) A plane?
- (Pickles) Too plain.
(Gloria) What
about a party hat?
(Pickles) Nope.
(gasp)
A cone! Fill this baby with
Coney Island Italian ice
and we've got a deal.
(Gloria) You've got it!
♪
(Alex) Let's go! Woohoo!
- (Gloria) Yahoo!
- (Melman) Wahoo!
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's find something
new We can explore ♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's charge Through
every open door ♪
♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪
- (Murray) Back, Millie...
- (Millie) Don't worry, Murray.
My lucky net has
never failed me!
(grunting)
(Murray) Millie, did
you see what you caught?
(Millie) Guess that's why they
call it catch and release.
(Alex) Whoa. Ant'ney
wasn't kidding.
This place is big.
(Marty) We need disguises.
(Melman) Fashionable
and sun-safe.
(Gloria) Easy
peasy nacho cheesy.
(Gino) Did somebody
say nacho cheesy?
(Gina) Sounded more like
"nice-y Italian ice-y" to me.
- (Gino) Nah. Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian Ice!
(Ant'ney) Hey, gang.
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian ice!
(Ant'ney) Please excuse my cohorts.
Every year Gino and Gina compete
in a "best snack on
Coney Island" contest.
(Gino) The cheesy nachos
are gonna crunch you
- out of the competition!
- (Gina) Dream on, twinnie.
Italian Ice is gonna
freeze that cheese!
(Ant'ney) I'll be the judge of that!
Literally. I'm the official taste tester.
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian Ice!
(Gino) It's nacho year,
sis, get it, nacho year!
(Ant'ney) We better get flyin' before these
two lose their feathers. Have fun, kids!
(Melman) What
should we do first?
(man) Step right up!
Test your strength!
(Alex) Yeah! Let's get this
super-mega party started!
(man) Step right up!
Test your strength with
our super mega sized hammer
and win a super-duper prize!
Ow!
(Gloria) You got this, Alex!
(Marty) Remember,
lift from the legs!
(grunting)
(cheering)
(man) We've got a winner!
(Alex) Who's the
tiny lion now?
(man) Anyone else
wanna take a swing?
How about you,
girl-in-beach-hat?
(Gloria) I'll give it a try!
(Alex) Careful, Gloria,
it's pretty hea... vy.
(man) Wowsers! Now
that's a big hit!
- (Alex) Woah!
- (Melman) Congrats, Gloria!
You really nailed it!
Get it? I made a funny.
(man) And here's your
super-mega-sized dinosaur!
(squeal)
(Alex) Wow. Cool prize.
(Gloria) I like
yours better, Alex.
(Marty) Yeah, who wants to lug
that big ol' dino
around, am I right?
(Melman) I do! Who
wouldn't want a big dino?
- (Gloria) Melman!
- (Alex) He's right.
The big dino is awesome.
And I'm gonna win one.
♪
♪
(grunt)
(Melman) Don't worry,
Alex. I got this.
(alarm)
Yayayay!
(laugh)
(Alex) Really?
(Melman) Yay!
(Alex) Huh?
(grunt)
(grunting)
(alarm)
(man) Here you go, big shot.
(Marty) Uh...
(Alex) Really?
Huh?
Aw... come on! You too?
(Ant'ney) Oh, yeah!
Hey, kid, cute dino!
What is it, a microraptor?
(all) Ant'ney!
(Ant'ney) What'd I say?
(Gloria) Alex is feeling bad because
he's having trouble winning a big prize.
(Marty) Those games are silly.
There's lots more to do here!
(caricaturist) Getch-ya
free hand-drawn portraits!
(Alex) Portraits! They're
like elegant headshots!
C'mon, I'll do my big pose.
(Melman) Looking good, Alex!
You should make that your thing.
Everybody say cheese...
(all) Cheese...
(caricaturist) And... voila!
(sigh)
(gasping)
(Alex) The moment of truth!
- (caricaturist) Here you go!
- (Alex) Thank you! What?
(groan)
Is that what I really look like?
(Gloria) It's...
just the angle.
(sigh)
(Marty) I thought coming
here would cheer him up.
(Gloria) I think all it's
done is made him feel smaller.
(Melman) Alex, we can
go home if you want to.
(Alex) No. Not yet.
(Melman) Are you sure? We've
already tried everything.
(Alex) Not everything. I
have one thing left to do.
Something huge.
(Melman) The choo choo train?
(Alex) The Behemoth.
- (Melman) Wow!
- (Marty) Wait, what?
(Alex) That's right. I'm going
to prove once and for all
that I'm ready for the big time.
Woo-hoo!
(scream)
(all) Wow!
♪ Oh, when you're
Ten feet tall ♪
♪ The world seems small ♪
♪ And everything's
In your reach ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, you're always up ♪
♪ You're never down ♪
♪ You always land On your feet ♪
♪ And you're just grinning ♪
♪ Cuz you're winning ♪
♪ You keep coming out on top ♪
♪ Everything is
looking Up, up, up ♪
♪ And seems like It won't stop ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I'm ready For
the big time, oh ♪
♪ I'm ready For the
big time, yeah ♪
♪ I'm ready For
whatever comes my way ♪
♪ All day I'll say ok ♪
♪ I'll make it great ♪
♪ I'm Big time ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You're grinning
Cuz you're winning ♪
♪ You keep coming out on top ♪
♪ Yeah, everything is
looking Up, up, up ♪
♪ And seems like It won't stop ♪
♪ I'm ready for the big time ♪♪
(fireworks)
(Alex) I'm going
straight to the top!
(Gloria) Looks fun!
We'll join you.
(Marty) Uh, we will?
(Melman) Not me. There's a
slow and steady train ride
with my name on it.
(Gloria) We'll meet you right here
when your ride's over. Have fun!
(Alex) Wow, look how the
cars rock at the top!
- We better hold on tight.
- (Marty) Are they gonna rock the whole time?
(woman) Behemoth is ready for
boarding! Step right up, big kids!
(Alex) Let's do this!
(laughing)
(cough)
(Ant'ney) Tell me about
your dish, Mr. Gino.
(cough)
(Gino) The cheesy nachos
are made with an
exquisite drippy cheese,
delicately crunchy nacho chips,
and topped with a
generous helping of salt.
(munching)
(Ant'ney) I haven't
tasted anything this good
since I was an egg.
I need this recipe.
(Gino) Sorry, pal,
family secret.
- (Gina) What? It is not!
- (Gino) Is too!
- (Gina) Is not!
- (Gino) Is too!
(Ant'ney) Birds, please!
No need to fight.
I'm sure they're both
beak-watering winners...
- (Gino) Nope.
- (Gina) Uh-uh. One snack to rule them all. My turn!
(cough)
"Italian Ice".
It's cold, it's creamy,
it's good... Eat it!
(Ant'ney) It's a tough job,
but somebody's gotta do it.
(man) Next!
(Gloria) Alright,
Alex. It's showtime!
(Alex) Wow!
(man) Go ahead, young lady.
(Marty) Right
behind you, Gloria.
(man) Next!
(Alex) This is it.
Once I ride Behemoth,
it's so long, little
lion, hello, Big Alex!
(man) Uh, uh, uh.
Sorry, little one.
You must be this big to ride.
(Alex) What? No! I
gotta get on this ride.
Wait, I know!
(man) Sorry, kid. No dice.
Feel free to enjoy our
smaller attractions,
such as Itty Bitty Choo Choo.
(Melman) Chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo-choo!
This is epic!
(sigh)
- (Marty) Where's Alex?
- (Gloria) I thought he was right behind us.
(Marty) He's not here.
Then why am I here?
(scream)
(Gloria) You're going to be just fine.
We'll find him after the ride stops.
Let's pose for the first
photo! Say Behemoth!
(man) What a view!
(Melman) Round
six, here we come!
You're so lucky, Alex!
You're little enough to sit
in the conductor's seat.
That's the highest honor
in the train kingdom!
(sigh)
(Alex) I don't want
to be a conductor.
(Melman) Suit yourself.
(Alex) What if I'm
little forever?
What if I'm just a tiny lion,
with tiny crowds, tiny
stages and tiny dreams?
(Melman) Being
little is awesome!
Just look at this train!
All aboard!
(laughs)
Honk the horn, Alex!
(Alex) Choo-choo...
(cheering)
(Gloria) Open
your eyes, Marty!
I bet we're higher
than a helicopter.
(Marty) What? Gloria,
there's no way we're as
high as a helicopter!
I need these hooves
back on solid ground.
(Gloria) Looks like people
is leaving the park,
this must be the
last ride of the day.
(Marty) What a shame.
(scream)
(laughs)
(Alex) Finally!
I thought that ride
was never going to end.
(Melman) I'll cherish
every last chugga chugga,
my little choo-choo. Woo!
(woman) There you go.
(man) Car three is clear!
- (Marty) Why is the whole sky spinning?
- (Gloria) Marty?
(man) Car four is clear!
(Gloria) Come on, Marty, it's
time to get off the ride!
(Marty) Then why does it
still feel like we're moving?
(man) All riders
are cleared out!
(ride operator) That's a
wrap on Super Mega Coney Day!
(sigh)
(Alex) Ant'ney, have you seen Marty and
Gloria? The ride should be over by now.
(Ant'ney) Sorry, kids. No
hippos or zebras in sight.
-(Alex) Everyone is leaving.
-(booth attendant) Attention visitors.
Coney Island will be
closing in ten minutes.
We hope you've had
a Super-Mega Day!
(Gloria) That's weird.
Why'd the lights go out?
(Marty) Huh? Maybe because
the ride operator is leaving!
I'm too handsome to
be stuck here forever!
(Alex) Gloria!
Marty! Where are you?
(Melman) It's time to go home!
(crying)
(Alex) Melman,
do you hear that?
(Melman) If you listen really
hard, you can hear the ocean!
(Alex) Hmm... That's not
the ocean, that's Marty!
Are you two okay up there?
(Marty) Call Ranger Hoof!
Call the Ranger Horses!
Get me down from here!
(Melman) A big rescue mission
calls for a couple of
big heroes, right, Alex?
(Alex) Right. Uh...
do you know any?
(Gloria) Try the
control booth!
You can restart the
ride from in there.
(Melman) Got it!
(grunting)
(Alex) The control
booth is locked.
(Ant'ney) What
am I going to do?
(Gino) Nacho cheese!
(Gina) Italian ice!
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian ice!
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Eat it!
(Ant'ney) This is
torture. I can't decide.
I love them both!
(Gino) I'll help you decide.
Nachos are just better.
Natch-erally.
(Gina) Perhaps you've forgotten
how good Italian Ice tastes.
Here, lemme give
you a reminder...
(scream)
- (Gino) Stop it!
- (Gina) Hey, quit! You're gonna mess up my feathers.
(Gino) You're
gonna mess up mine.
(Alex) Ant'ney! Gloria and Marty
are stuck at the top of Behemoth!
(Melman) The control booth is
locked, we gotta get inside!
(Ant'ney) That is a sticky situation.
Try the skylight on top of the booth,
you can reach the
controls from there.
I'd help, but speaking of
sticky, ya know, ahh...
(Melman) Ew.
(Ant'ney) I know, I'm hideous!
(Alex) You can do it.
Just use your neck
to reach through the skylight
and work the controls.
(Melman) I guess I can give
it the old conductor's try.
(grunting)
(sigh)
(Melman) I can't
reach it. Can you try?
(Alex) Me? What can I do?
I'm just a little lion.
(Melman) Remember
what Kate said.
You're just right
the way you are.
Maybe you're just
right for this!
(Alex) Just right for this...
♪
Okay. Let's see what
these paws can do!
(Ant'ney) Wow!
(grunting)
Mm!
Wow!
The perfect partnership
of savory and sweet.
We have a Winner!
- (Gino) Not bad!
- (Gina) Not bad!
(Melman) Yes!
Hurry, Alex!
(Gloria) Rock-a-bye, Marty,
on the Ferris Wheel Top,
when the wind blows,
the zebra will drop...
(Marty) Drop?
(Alex) Time to bring
those big kids home!
(Melman) Alex, it's working!
(Marty) Rock-a-bye, Marty,
on the Ferris Wheel top...
(Gloria) Huh?
We're moving!
(Marty) Thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you!
(smooches)
Thank you! I'll never take
you for granted again!
(Gloria) You two
really saved the day!
(Melman) It was all thanks to
this little lion over here.
(Alex) Turns out being
little has its advantages.
(Gloria) Still, I'm sorry you
didn't get to ride Behemoth.
- (Marty) Yeah!
- (Alex) Don't be.
I may not be big enough
to ride Behemoth,
but I was the perfect
size to help my friends.
(gasp)
(Melman) I think that was
Coney Island's last nightlight.
- (Alex) Ready to hit the tunnels?
- (Gloria) Let's hit it!
(Melman) All aboard!
Chugga, chugga, chugga...
(cheering)
(Marty) Need anything
for the big show, Alex?
(Alex) Nope. It's just
an Alex-sized show today!
Welcome to the little lion club!
This one's for all the
little lions out there.
Let me hear you roar!
(man) Roar!
(Lulu) Roar!
♪
(Marty) Whoa!
(man) Great job, Alex!
(woman) Bravo! Woo!
(cheering)
(roar)
(man) That was awesome!
(Pickles) This is pretty good!
(Ant'ney) I call it
Ant'ney's Nacho-iceydelight!
Family recipe.
(Gina) Eat it!
♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's find something
new We can explore ♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's charge Through
every open door ♪
♪
♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪
(laughs)
♪
(screeching)
(gasps)
(Pickles) I did hear that!
Let's go get that ice cream!
(barking)
(bell ringing)
(ice cream scooper) Ice cream!
Come get your ice cream!
(Pickles) Easy does it...
(screeching)
(ice cream scooper)
Come get your ice cream!
(Pickles) We just
need a little swing...
(grunting)
Grab it, Dave!
(grunting)
(screeching)
Yes!
(Dave) Uh-oh.
(Pickles) Come to Pickles!
(ice cream scooper) Huh?
(Pickles) Ah...
(screaming)
(Ant'ney) Mmm, strawberry.
Nothing like dinner and a show!
(grunt)
♪
♪ It's a wild, wild world ♪
♪ And it's calling our name ♪
♪ It's a jungle out there ♪
♪ So let's get on our way ♪
♪ To have fun
Through the tunnel ♪
♪ See the big, big city ♪
♪ Everybody get ready ♪
♪ Get ready! ♪
♪ Time to go a little wild ♪
♪ We can go a million miles ♪
♪ Can I get a "Hey, oh!" ♪
♪ Can I get a "Let's go!" ♪
♪ On a journey, all smiles ♪
♪ Time to go a little wild! ♪♪
(Kate) Rise and shine, team!
There's a crowd already
waiting to see you!
(yawn)
(Alex) Did somebody say crowd?
(Kate) Morning, Alex!
(Carlos) Hey, Kate! I got something
really special for the habitat.
(Alex) What do you
think it could be?
(grunting)
Uh!
- (Marty) Huh?
- (Alex) Wow!
(Kate) It's a...
really big rock.
(Carlos) I noticed some kids
had trouble seeing Alex perform.
(woman) Go, Alex!
(girl) Mom, what's he doing?
(Carlos) I thought this would
make a great stage for his shows.
(purrs)
(Kate) Being center
stage on a big stage?
Sounds perfect for Alex.
Now, let's check on Bill,
he was cranky this morning.
(Alex) Wow! Do you see
the size of this thing?
I'll be on top of the world!
(Marty) You better get up
there soon, my main mammal,
- it's showtime!
- (Alex) Right. Here we go!
(panting)
(grunt)
(grunt)
(screams)
(screams)
(Melman) Alex! Are you okay?
Alex? Alex!
How many ossicones
am I holding up?
(Alex) That's it! If I can't
reach it from down here,
I'll just have to
do it from up there!
(Gloria) That's the
cat-itude we know and love!
(Melman) We'll warm
up the crowd for you!
(Gloria) Woohoo!
(cheering)
(Marty) The Lion's Big
Leap is clear for takeoff.
- (Melman) Alex, are you ready?
- (Pickles) Of course he is.
- Are you ready?
- (Alex) Uh, huh.
(panting)
I just need to get to
the top of that stage.
-I can do this.
-(Pickles) One suggestion. Hold on tight.
But not too tight.
Just use your feet-hands.
(Alex) But my feet
are just feet-feet.
(Pickles) Let's hope
you land on 'em.
(Alex) Yeeha! I should
have included this
in my act years ago!
Ah-ha!
Uh-oh!
(woman) Someone help
him, he's just a baby!
(Alex) What? No. I'm not...
(grunting)
(Marty) I'll catch you, Alex!
(scream)
Don't worry, buddy, I got you!
(Alex) I don't need saving!
I have it all under control!
(scream)
(cheers)
(man) Yeah! That
tiny lion's adorable!
(Alex) I'm not tiny!
Or adorable. I'm...
(sigh)
a disaster.
(Marty) That's not true. You're
an entertaining disaster!
(Carlos) I guess Alex is
too little for the stage.
(Kate) Alex is just
right the way he is.
It's the stage that's too big!
- (Alex) That was humiliating.
- (Marty) You heard Kate.
There's nothing wrong with
being an Alex-sized lion.
(sigh)
(Alex) How will I
ever be a big star
when I'm just so small?
(Marty) Aw, come on, Alex.
There's gotta be a way
to bring back that
smile of yours.
(Melman) How about a game
of limbo? You always win!
(Alex) Because
I'm the smallest.
(Gloria) A ride around
the Merry Go Round?
(Alex) Last time we went
they thought I was a baby
and I had to sit on your lap!
(Gloria) Oh, and
it was so cuddly,
like squeezing a
little teddy bear!
(giggles)
You're not that small.
(groaning)
(Alex) Hi, Ant'ney.
(Ant'ney) Whoops,
sorry, little guy,
didn't see you there!
(all) Hi, Ant'ney.
(Ant'ney) You're never gonna
believe the news I have!
Today is Super-Mega
Day at Coney Island.
(Melman) Oooo! I've never
been to Coney Island!
(Ant'ney) It's great! It's
got rides, games, a beach,
and today, everything
at Coney Island
is Super-Mega Sized!
I'm talkin' super-mega
games, supermega rides,
super-mega prizes,
and most of all,
super-mega snacks.
(Gloria) Super-Mega
sized, huh?
(Marty) That sounds awesome!
(Alex) Then it sounds
perfect for me.
I'm ready to be
super-mega sized!
(Melman) Do they have
a choochoo train?
(Ant'ney) Kid, Coney
Island's got it all.
(Melman) Well
then, all aboard!
(Ant'ney) I'll see ya there!
(Melman) Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo-choo!
(Alex) Pickles! Dave!
We've got a big day ahead
of us at Coney Island.
(Dave) Who cares?
(Pickles) Yeah.
What's in it for us?
(Gloria) Leave this to
me! I've been working
on my origami paper-folding.
A bird?
(Pickles) Mm. Pass!
- (Gloria) A plane?
- (Pickles) Too plain.
(Gloria) What
about a party hat?
(Pickles) Nope.
(gasp)
A cone! Fill this baby with
Coney Island Italian ice
and we've got a deal.
(Gloria) You've got it!
♪
(Alex) Let's go! Woohoo!
- (Gloria) Yahoo!
- (Melman) Wahoo!
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's find something
new We can explore ♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's charge Through
every open door ♪
♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪
- (Murray) Back, Millie...
- (Millie) Don't worry, Murray.
My lucky net has
never failed me!
(grunting)
(Murray) Millie, did
you see what you caught?
(Millie) Guess that's why they
call it catch and release.
(Alex) Whoa. Ant'ney
wasn't kidding.
This place is big.
(Marty) We need disguises.
(Melman) Fashionable
and sun-safe.
(Gloria) Easy
peasy nacho cheesy.
(Gino) Did somebody
say nacho cheesy?
(Gina) Sounded more like
"nice-y Italian ice-y" to me.
- (Gino) Nah. Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian Ice!
(Ant'ney) Hey, gang.
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian ice!
(Ant'ney) Please excuse my cohorts.
Every year Gino and Gina compete
in a "best snack on
Coney Island" contest.
(Gino) The cheesy nachos
are gonna crunch you
- out of the competition!
- (Gina) Dream on, twinnie.
Italian Ice is gonna
freeze that cheese!
(Ant'ney) I'll be the judge of that!
Literally. I'm the official taste tester.
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian Ice!
(Gino) It's nacho year,
sis, get it, nacho year!
(Ant'ney) We better get flyin' before these
two lose their feathers. Have fun, kids!
(Melman) What
should we do first?
(man) Step right up!
Test your strength!
(Alex) Yeah! Let's get this
super-mega party started!
(man) Step right up!
Test your strength with
our super mega sized hammer
and win a super-duper prize!
Ow!
(Gloria) You got this, Alex!
(Marty) Remember,
lift from the legs!
(grunting)
(cheering)
(man) We've got a winner!
(Alex) Who's the
tiny lion now?
(man) Anyone else
wanna take a swing?
How about you,
girl-in-beach-hat?
(Gloria) I'll give it a try!
(Alex) Careful, Gloria,
it's pretty hea... vy.
(man) Wowsers! Now
that's a big hit!
- (Alex) Woah!
- (Melman) Congrats, Gloria!
You really nailed it!
Get it? I made a funny.
(man) And here's your
super-mega-sized dinosaur!
(squeal)
(Alex) Wow. Cool prize.
(Gloria) I like
yours better, Alex.
(Marty) Yeah, who wants to lug
that big ol' dino
around, am I right?
(Melman) I do! Who
wouldn't want a big dino?
- (Gloria) Melman!
- (Alex) He's right.
The big dino is awesome.
And I'm gonna win one.
♪
♪
(grunt)
(Melman) Don't worry,
Alex. I got this.
(alarm)
Yayayay!
(laugh)
(Alex) Really?
(Melman) Yay!
(Alex) Huh?
(grunt)
(grunting)
(alarm)
(man) Here you go, big shot.
(Marty) Uh...
(Alex) Really?
Huh?
Aw... come on! You too?
(Ant'ney) Oh, yeah!
Hey, kid, cute dino!
What is it, a microraptor?
(all) Ant'ney!
(Ant'ney) What'd I say?
(Gloria) Alex is feeling bad because
he's having trouble winning a big prize.
(Marty) Those games are silly.
There's lots more to do here!
(caricaturist) Getch-ya
free hand-drawn portraits!
(Alex) Portraits! They're
like elegant headshots!
C'mon, I'll do my big pose.
(Melman) Looking good, Alex!
You should make that your thing.
Everybody say cheese...
(all) Cheese...
(caricaturist) And... voila!
(sigh)
(gasping)
(Alex) The moment of truth!
- (caricaturist) Here you go!
- (Alex) Thank you! What?
(groan)
Is that what I really look like?
(Gloria) It's...
just the angle.
(sigh)
(Marty) I thought coming
here would cheer him up.
(Gloria) I think all it's
done is made him feel smaller.
(Melman) Alex, we can
go home if you want to.
(Alex) No. Not yet.
(Melman) Are you sure? We've
already tried everything.
(Alex) Not everything. I
have one thing left to do.
Something huge.
(Melman) The choo choo train?
(Alex) The Behemoth.
- (Melman) Wow!
- (Marty) Wait, what?
(Alex) That's right. I'm going
to prove once and for all
that I'm ready for the big time.
Woo-hoo!
(scream)
(all) Wow!
♪ Oh, when you're
Ten feet tall ♪
♪ The world seems small ♪
♪ And everything's
In your reach ♪
♪ Oh, yeah, you're always up ♪
♪ You're never down ♪
♪ You always land On your feet ♪
♪ And you're just grinning ♪
♪ Cuz you're winning ♪
♪ You keep coming out on top ♪
♪ Everything is
looking Up, up, up ♪
♪ And seems like It won't stop ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ I'm ready For
the big time, oh ♪
♪ I'm ready For the
big time, yeah ♪
♪ I'm ready For
whatever comes my way ♪
♪ All day I'll say ok ♪
♪ I'll make it great ♪
♪ I'm Big time ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ You're grinning
Cuz you're winning ♪
♪ You keep coming out on top ♪
♪ Yeah, everything is
looking Up, up, up ♪
♪ And seems like It won't stop ♪
♪ I'm ready for the big time ♪♪
(fireworks)
(Alex) I'm going
straight to the top!
(Gloria) Looks fun!
We'll join you.
(Marty) Uh, we will?
(Melman) Not me. There's a
slow and steady train ride
with my name on it.
(Gloria) We'll meet you right here
when your ride's over. Have fun!
(Alex) Wow, look how the
cars rock at the top!
- We better hold on tight.
- (Marty) Are they gonna rock the whole time?
(woman) Behemoth is ready for
boarding! Step right up, big kids!
(Alex) Let's do this!
(laughing)
(cough)
(Ant'ney) Tell me about
your dish, Mr. Gino.
(cough)
(Gino) The cheesy nachos
are made with an
exquisite drippy cheese,
delicately crunchy nacho chips,
and topped with a
generous helping of salt.
(munching)
(Ant'ney) I haven't
tasted anything this good
since I was an egg.
I need this recipe.
(Gino) Sorry, pal,
family secret.
- (Gina) What? It is not!
- (Gino) Is too!
- (Gina) Is not!
- (Gino) Is too!
(Ant'ney) Birds, please!
No need to fight.
I'm sure they're both
beak-watering winners...
- (Gino) Nope.
- (Gina) Uh-uh. One snack to rule them all. My turn!
(cough)
"Italian Ice".
It's cold, it's creamy,
it's good... Eat it!
(Ant'ney) It's a tough job,
but somebody's gotta do it.
(man) Next!
(Gloria) Alright,
Alex. It's showtime!
(Alex) Wow!
(man) Go ahead, young lady.
(Marty) Right
behind you, Gloria.
(man) Next!
(Alex) This is it.
Once I ride Behemoth,
it's so long, little
lion, hello, Big Alex!
(man) Uh, uh, uh.
Sorry, little one.
You must be this big to ride.
(Alex) What? No! I
gotta get on this ride.
Wait, I know!
(man) Sorry, kid. No dice.
Feel free to enjoy our
smaller attractions,
such as Itty Bitty Choo Choo.
(Melman) Chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, choo-choo!
This is epic!
(sigh)
- (Marty) Where's Alex?
- (Gloria) I thought he was right behind us.
(Marty) He's not here.
Then why am I here?
(scream)
(Gloria) You're going to be just fine.
We'll find him after the ride stops.
Let's pose for the first
photo! Say Behemoth!
(man) What a view!
(Melman) Round
six, here we come!
You're so lucky, Alex!
You're little enough to sit
in the conductor's seat.
That's the highest honor
in the train kingdom!
(sigh)
(Alex) I don't want
to be a conductor.
(Melman) Suit yourself.
(Alex) What if I'm
little forever?
What if I'm just a tiny lion,
with tiny crowds, tiny
stages and tiny dreams?
(Melman) Being
little is awesome!
Just look at this train!
All aboard!
(laughs)
Honk the horn, Alex!
(Alex) Choo-choo...
(cheering)
(Gloria) Open
your eyes, Marty!
I bet we're higher
than a helicopter.
(Marty) What? Gloria,
there's no way we're as
high as a helicopter!
I need these hooves
back on solid ground.
(Gloria) Looks like people
is leaving the park,
this must be the
last ride of the day.
(Marty) What a shame.
(scream)
(laughs)
(Alex) Finally!
I thought that ride
was never going to end.
(Melman) I'll cherish
every last chugga chugga,
my little choo-choo. Woo!
(woman) There you go.
(man) Car three is clear!
- (Marty) Why is the whole sky spinning?
- (Gloria) Marty?
(man) Car four is clear!
(Gloria) Come on, Marty, it's
time to get off the ride!
(Marty) Then why does it
still feel like we're moving?
(man) All riders
are cleared out!
(ride operator) That's a
wrap on Super Mega Coney Day!
(sigh)
(Alex) Ant'ney, have you seen Marty and
Gloria? The ride should be over by now.
(Ant'ney) Sorry, kids. No
hippos or zebras in sight.
-(Alex) Everyone is leaving.
-(booth attendant) Attention visitors.
Coney Island will be
closing in ten minutes.
We hope you've had
a Super-Mega Day!
(Gloria) That's weird.
Why'd the lights go out?
(Marty) Huh? Maybe because
the ride operator is leaving!
I'm too handsome to
be stuck here forever!
(Alex) Gloria!
Marty! Where are you?
(Melman) It's time to go home!
(crying)
(Alex) Melman,
do you hear that?
(Melman) If you listen really
hard, you can hear the ocean!
(Alex) Hmm... That's not
the ocean, that's Marty!
Are you two okay up there?
(Marty) Call Ranger Hoof!
Call the Ranger Horses!
Get me down from here!
(Melman) A big rescue mission
calls for a couple of
big heroes, right, Alex?
(Alex) Right. Uh...
do you know any?
(Gloria) Try the
control booth!
You can restart the
ride from in there.
(Melman) Got it!
(grunting)
(Alex) The control
booth is locked.
(Ant'ney) What
am I going to do?
(Gino) Nacho cheese!
(Gina) Italian ice!
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Italian ice!
- (Gino) Nacho cheese!
- (Gina) Eat it!
(Ant'ney) This is
torture. I can't decide.
I love them both!
(Gino) I'll help you decide.
Nachos are just better.
Natch-erally.
(Gina) Perhaps you've forgotten
how good Italian Ice tastes.
Here, lemme give
you a reminder...
(scream)
- (Gino) Stop it!
- (Gina) Hey, quit! You're gonna mess up my feathers.
(Gino) You're
gonna mess up mine.
(Alex) Ant'ney! Gloria and Marty
are stuck at the top of Behemoth!
(Melman) The control booth is
locked, we gotta get inside!
(Ant'ney) That is a sticky situation.
Try the skylight on top of the booth,
you can reach the
controls from there.
I'd help, but speaking of
sticky, ya know, ahh...
(Melman) Ew.
(Ant'ney) I know, I'm hideous!
(Alex) You can do it.
Just use your neck
to reach through the skylight
and work the controls.
(Melman) I guess I can give
it the old conductor's try.
(grunting)
(sigh)
(Melman) I can't
reach it. Can you try?
(Alex) Me? What can I do?
I'm just a little lion.
(Melman) Remember
what Kate said.
You're just right
the way you are.
Maybe you're just
right for this!
(Alex) Just right for this...
♪
Okay. Let's see what
these paws can do!
(Ant'ney) Wow!
(grunting)
Mm!
Wow!
The perfect partnership
of savory and sweet.
We have a Winner!
- (Gino) Not bad!
- (Gina) Not bad!
(Melman) Yes!
Hurry, Alex!
(Gloria) Rock-a-bye, Marty,
on the Ferris Wheel Top,
when the wind blows,
the zebra will drop...
(Marty) Drop?
(Alex) Time to bring
those big kids home!
(Melman) Alex, it's working!
(Marty) Rock-a-bye, Marty,
on the Ferris Wheel top...
(Gloria) Huh?
We're moving!
(Marty) Thank you, thank
you, thank you, thank you!
(smooches)
Thank you! I'll never take
you for granted again!
(Gloria) You two
really saved the day!
(Melman) It was all thanks to
this little lion over here.
(Alex) Turns out being
little has its advantages.
(Gloria) Still, I'm sorry you
didn't get to ride Behemoth.
- (Marty) Yeah!
- (Alex) Don't be.
I may not be big enough
to ride Behemoth,
but I was the perfect
size to help my friends.
(gasp)
(Melman) I think that was
Coney Island's last nightlight.
- (Alex) Ready to hit the tunnels?
- (Gloria) Let's hit it!
(Melman) All aboard!
Chugga, chugga, chugga...
(cheering)
(Marty) Need anything
for the big show, Alex?
(Alex) Nope. It's just
an Alex-sized show today!
Welcome to the little lion club!
This one's for all the
little lions out there.
Let me hear you roar!
(man) Roar!
(Lulu) Roar!
♪
(Marty) Whoa!
(man) Great job, Alex!
(woman) Bravo! Woo!
(cheering)
(roar)
(man) That was awesome!
(Pickles) This is pretty good!
(Ant'ney) I call it
Ant'ney's Nacho-iceydelight!
Family recipe.
(Gina) Eat it!
♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's find something
new We can explore ♪
♪ Let's go find A
little adventure ♪
♪ Let's make it A
day to remember ♪
♪ Let's charge Through
every open door ♪
♪
♪ Adventure's calling! ♪♪