Mad Dogs (2011–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Episode #2.2 - full transcript
The lads still have the money but the car is in bits and they are pursued through the desert by a motor cyclist,arriving at a village where an old lady conducts a religious protective rite by drawing a circle of goat's blood,outside of which they must not step,around the village.They hide the money in a statue of the Virgin Mary. However whilst Baxter has sex with Carmen, Quinn steps outside the circle and is caught by ageing Brit Mackenzie,who claims the money is his and he will kill them to retrieve it. When the group look they find that some of the money is gone.Furthermore,Carmen's colleague Victor is dead.
That's Dominic.
Quinn!
Quinn, you've killed a cop.
Let's get out of here,
get to the mainland.
"Welcome aboard Balearic Ferries,
to the island of Ibiza."
What did I say?
The main thing is we off the island.
'Yeah, going to another
bleeding island.'
'I think this, right now,
is the start of a whole new life
for all of us.'
'I've put the money
in the back of the car.'
That might as well say "please
launder me" in the watermark.
British banks don't take this.
I've been watching you.
And maybe... I can help you.
'What made you think
you could trust her?'
My colleague Hector
will call at your apartment
when the money is ready.
Then you must go to this village.
Whoo!
Come on!
We're rich, boys.
Let's go home, boys.
Jesus, ears ringing or what?
They blew our car up.
They blew our fucking car up.
It was supposed to go off
before we got hold of the money,
while we were still in the car.
No way, Quinn.
Somebody knows what we're doing,
alright?
Somebody wanted to stop us
picking up that bloody money.
Why?
Presumably because they wanted
the bloody money for themselves!
No, I'm not having it.
Boys, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on.
Quick.
Jesus, stay down.
Who the bloody hell was that?
Let's get out of here.
Hang on, it's a bit steep, isn't it?
Doesn't matter.
Come on. We got to move.
Ow!
Fuck this!
How can I be walking down
a fucking mountain again?
I'm done.
I've had enough.
Hold up!
I've been chased, shot at,
beaten, blown-up.
I'm finished.
What are you going to do,
just sit there?
I don't care any more.
I'm going home.
Says he's going home.
We're all going home.
I'm not.
Where are you going?
Best if you don't know, isn't it?
Why?
Because he shot someone.
He shot someone.
You ran somebody over.
And you stole drug money.
And I've had enough.
So I'm going.
This ain't the time to go
fucking solo, Rick.
Yes, it is. No, it's not. We're
far safer if we stick together.
No, Woody.
Safe if we go alone.
I think Woody's right.
What happens
if one of us gets arrested?
Just going to drop
the other three in it.
Arrested? I thought you said that
the cops wouldn't admit
to the money's existence.
So why are they going to arrest us?
Are we changing the story now?
That's not what I meant, Rick.
Do you know what,
I've had it with you, Baxter.
I've had it with all of you.
I don't know why I came on
this stupid fucking trip.
I should have gone to Wales.
With Nina.
And her mum, like I was supposed to.
Right.
I want my share of the money.
Now?
Yeah, now. I'm going.
Right now. I want my share.
Then I'm heading off on my own.
Just going to be responsible
for myself.
Yeah.
Me too.
Fine, OK.
Let's divvy it up, then.
Come on.
Hey, Rick!
Rick!
Hey, Rick!
Hold up!
Can I ask you something?
What?
Before you go.
How do you do
that money wiring thing? Do you...
Can go into any bank or...
You can, yeah, but it's complicated.
Can you help me with it?
Woods, I told you, I just want
to be responsible for myself.
It's just I'm just no good
at any of that stuff.
Jesus Christ.
It's going to be dark in an hour.
I think I might go back
to that village.
Remember which way it was?
Think it's this way.
Bax!
Where you going?
Going back to that village
before it gets dark.
Find somewhere to stay the night.
Wrong way, mate.
Down here.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Hey, Woods. Have you worked out how
you're gonna get your money back?
Rick's gonna help me.
Rick.
Rick, do you reckon you could help me
with the money and stuff?
You might as well do mine in all,
then.
Get it all done in one fell swoop.
It's interesting, isn't it?
How I'm everybody's best mate
all of a sudden.
Wouldn't go that far.
What's that?
It's a shrine, isn't it?
It's a monkey.
More like a weasel.
Maybe it's a Spanish monkey.
It's a bit weird, is that.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
That's Alvo's.
What are you on about?
That's Alvo's. That's what hung
in the car. On the mirror.
You know what this is, don't you?
What?
This is all that
fucking voodoo shit.
Don't be fucking stupid.
Telling you, the crucifix,
this kid here, the Spanish monkey.
Somebody's put a curse on us.
Shit.
Where did he go?
Did we lose him?
How could we have lost him?
Yeah. Let's not wait around, eh?
Come on.
Hey. In here.
Baxter. Quick.
We need a car.
We could always nick one.
Can we just stop breaking the law?
Please, just for one hour.
I don't think we should go back
to the apartment.
I don't think we should be
running around with all this money.
If someone sees it,
they're gonna call the police.
It ain't the police
we ain't need to worry about.
What do you mean?
What?
Oh, right.
It's up to me, is it?
It's up to me to mention
the elephant in the room.
What elephant?
They've come after it, haven't they?
They've come after us.
Who have?
Whoever the fuck
that money belongs to.
They phoned my home
pretending to be Alvo.
They blew our car up.
They know everything.
Right.
We need to find somewhere
to hide the money.
Start looking.
You're right.
Good idea.
Hey.
Give me a hand getting her down.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Putting her on her side.
What?
You can't do that.
It's disrespectful.
Sure she's a woman of the world.
That's just it, Woody.
She isn't, is she?
Shove it up her.
What?
The money.
Come on.
It's only a statue, boys.
It's the Virgin fucking Mary!
We're all going straight to Hell.
OK.
OK, two, three.
Beautiful.
How long are we going to wait?
They must have gone by now.
You know, it's been an hour.
He hasn't come back, has he?
I'm not spending
the bloody night in here.
Come on, let's go and find a car
and get the fuck out of here.
I'm not going out there.
I'm not going out there.
We could just leave the money here,
you know.
We could get off the island.
We could come back in a year or so,
when everything has quietened down.
Leave it where?
Up Mary?
I kind of need it, you know?
That's why I took it.
I definitely need it now.
We've come this far.
What do we have to do, Rick?
Just find an Internet cafe?
And four banks.
That shouldn't be too difficult.
No.
Long as we can reach the cashier's
window without getting blown up.
What was that?
Huh?
I heard something.
Sounds like a baby.
It's a goat.
I'm not being funny.
Goat signs haven't exactly
bode well for us lately.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What she go and do that for?
She's a fucking voodoo or something.
She's just a nutter.
She's putting a curse on us.
It's a small Spanish village,
not Lord of the Rings.
You don't know that.
She's not well, kid!
Jesus.
We leave early, yeah?
Tomorrow.
Yeah.
What the hell happened?
Hector was supposed to deliver
my share of the money last night
and now he's not answering
his phone.
What do you mean?
Why is he not answering his phone?
I don't know.
- What are you doing here?
- Don't ask.
Somebody blew our car up.
What?
- You got a car?
- Yes.
Right, let's get out of here.
What is she saying?
She says we are in a lot of danger.
And if we leave now,
we are going to die.
She's drawn a line across the square
in blood.
We must not cross it.
Right. And...
Why are we listening to her exactly?
Because she's a Santera.
She practises Santeria,
a kind of religion.
We must trust her.
Gracias.
She says we can wait in her house.
Until it's safe.
You're not seriously
going to listen to that, are you?
I don't know.
I'm going.
How long did she say?
She'll tell us when it's OK.
Feels like we're trapped here.
I always feel like
I'm trapped here.
When you live on a small island.
So, do you, erm...
believe in all this?
Do you believe her?
If you want to go, go.
But for me it's impossible
not to take notice of what she said.
If she says we are in danger,
then we are in danger.
I didn't mean it like that.
Really. I get it. I get it.
Everyone here believes in witches,
do they?
No, we don't believe in witches.
But we're sure they can fly.
I haven't come in here to talk
to you so don't go getting ideas.
Do you believe in all that?
Power of suggestion, isn't it?
I know what it suggests to me.
Don't fuck with it.
You think that bar's open?
It's 10 in the morning.
Oh.
They ain't expecting me
in the office today.
Actually, they are.
Let's go.
Do you have a wife in England?
No.
Well, technically, yeah.
We're in the middle of a divorce.
Children?
Yeah.
Two.
Teenage daughters.
Now I see why you need the money.
So, where is it?
We hid it.
You knew the risks, didn't you,
before you got involved in all this.
Of course.
So why?
Why do you need the money?
To stop feeling trapped.
The thing is,
I've always gained
tremendous strength
from my complete lack of faith.
Not having to believe is a blessing.
But I'm at a bit of a crossroads.
You see, somehow,
I have to learn to live with myself.
I'm not a bad person...
but I killed someone.
And that's not sitting
very comfortably with me.
I wish I hadn't done it.
But if I hadn't, you see,
we'd all be dead.
So you tell me...
what the fuck
was I supposed to do?
Sorry, do you want one?
Mate, stop asking me, will you?
If I wanted one, I'd have one.
I don't want one.
I admire the willpower, Woody.
Seriously, I think it's great.
Considering what happened,
come on, with the car.
Running him over.
Not sure what I'd do, if it was me.
You were in that car as well, Rick.
We're all responsible.
Hmm...
Maybe.
What are you trying to say?
It's just down to me?
No.
That I killed him?
No, of course not.
I mean, we don't even know
if he's dead, do we?
Fuck.
What if he's not dead?
Say he is dead.
If we're literal,
it's manslaughter, right?
You're not helping.
Play it through. Play it through.
If it went tits up,
I'm talking you and me
sitting in a police interview room,
tape recorder,
cops firing in questions.
We should be prepared.
Say we answer with complete honesty.
"Did you take that money?"
"No, Officer, Baxter did."
"Did you kill the bent cop?"
"No, Officer, Quinn did."
"Did Mr Woods run that guy over
deliberately?"
"No, sir, no."
"No. No way. No way."
"He was shooting at us. The car
swerved out of Woody's control."
"And he may have accidentally
clipped him."
You and me stick together, kid,
keep our stories straight,
worst-case scenario, we might be OK.
Well, I'm not drinking again.
This is just to take the edge off,
deal with the stress and everything.
It's not like a proper slip.
It's a blip, not a slip.
I can't believe...
I can't believe...
What?
That you asked for 25%.
Don't hold it against me.
Hello?
Habla Ingles?
You speak English?
Yeah, I speak English.
I got a bit lost.
Get in the fucking car.
Alright.
It's alright, isn't it, Ibiza?
Did you blow up our car?
We thought you were dealers
from the mainland.
We didn't realise that you were...
whatever it is you are.
Anyway, we missed,
so what's the problem?
Who are you?
I'm the man whose money you took.
You want an ice-cream?
No, thanks.
Go on, have an ice-cream.
No, I'm alright.
Have a fucking ice-cream!
Alright, I'll have an ice-cream.
Hey?
Something about Quinn, isn't it?
Hmm.
Baxter!
Bax!
Yeah, I'm in here.
What?
You seen Quinn?
No.
You two just been pounding?
Nothing at all to do with you.
Que pasa?
Quinn left with somebody in a car.
What?
That's Ibiza.
Majorca.
Menorca.
I forgot to do Formentera.
Move your foot.
Give us your ice-cream.
What?
You said you didn't want one.
Call this one million euros.
And this is the equivalent in dope
that used to come into the islands
each summer when I was starting out.
We'll send that to Menorca.
Compare that to 20 years later,
when the psychotropics started
to come in in quantity.
We'll route that through Majorca.
Now per season we're looking at
ecstasy, coke, weed,
you name it, it's gone bonkers.
So...
What does that tell us?
It tells me I'm glad
I didn't want that ice-cream.
It tells you that if you come in
at the beginning of a growth market,
unless you're an idiot,
you're going to do very well.
I'm very, very wealthy.
I could let three million go
without thinking.
But because of who I am,
I can't let it go, you understand?
I'll tell you what.
I'll get you uno mas ice-cream
and then I will tell you exactly
what is going to happen.
You do realise
he crossed the whatsit.
The juju line.
If he's been kidnapped, he's gone.
Jesus.
Quinn.
Here, mate.
Quinny. Come on.
Come on, mate.
You're alright.
Anything broken? No.
Can you walk? I think so.
What's that on your face?
It's vanilla.
Right, we leave now.
We get back to the UK
and turn ourselves into the cops
the minute we step off the plane.
I'm not turning myself in,
no chance.
We should take the ferry
and get to the mainland.
Alright, good, I'm with you.
Do a runner.
You do realise
we did a runner from Majorca
and he found us within 12 hours.
We'll charter a boat then.
Fucking hell. Listen to you. What?
You know how to do that?
Do you know who to ask,
who's not going to grass us up?
Why don't we just do
what he's asked?
Give him the three million back.
We don't have three million!
That is the point.
We're short, Woody. We're well short.
If we'd got on the boat like I said,
we'd be in Barcelona by now.
Jesus wept, stop banging on about
the fucking about.
Did you explain everything to him?
Of course I explained.
Tell us exactly what he said.
If we don't give him three
million...
I cannot believe this is happening.
You tried Hector?
Yes.
Try him again. Get off your arse.
Phone him again.
Don't take it out on her.
I'm not taking it out on her.
Oh, Christ.
Yeah, that's all we need.
Baxter's got a crush.
Fuck off.
You fuck off.
No, you fuck off.
No, you fuck off!
No, you fuck off!
Both of you shut the fuck up!
Just shut up!
Right.
We've got three million,
less than...
2,886,000 euros.
Less the 25% that Hector took.
Let's assume we can get that back.
Right, Carmen?
I hope.
Which leaves us with what?
114,000 euros. Which is just under
100 grand sterling.
In 24 hours.
Which is about 25,000 each.
Fucking joking, aren't you?
We should just go and find Hector.
Seriously, I reckon we should
split up and get out of here.
Every man for himself.
I think I'll just wait outside.
What about her?
Not our problem.
Come on.
We got her into this.
No, you got her into it.
Always take her with you.
Guys, I think there's something
going on out there.
There. Someone is signalling.
No, I think that's just
a broken light, isn't it?
Hector!
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
All that guy did
was change money for us.
Who would kill him for that?
We are 54 shy.
We got 16 hours
to find 114,000 euros.
He's the one who shook hands
with the devil.
Now he's made us all shake hands
with the devil,
even though we didn't want
to shake hands with the devil.
Bax! Let's go!
You know what your problem is?
No.
You never admit it when you fuck up!
Quinn!
Quinn, you've killed a cop.
Let's get out of here,
get to the mainland.
"Welcome aboard Balearic Ferries,
to the island of Ibiza."
What did I say?
The main thing is we off the island.
'Yeah, going to another
bleeding island.'
'I think this, right now,
is the start of a whole new life
for all of us.'
'I've put the money
in the back of the car.'
That might as well say "please
launder me" in the watermark.
British banks don't take this.
I've been watching you.
And maybe... I can help you.
'What made you think
you could trust her?'
My colleague Hector
will call at your apartment
when the money is ready.
Then you must go to this village.
Whoo!
Come on!
We're rich, boys.
Let's go home, boys.
Jesus, ears ringing or what?
They blew our car up.
They blew our fucking car up.
It was supposed to go off
before we got hold of the money,
while we were still in the car.
No way, Quinn.
Somebody knows what we're doing,
alright?
Somebody wanted to stop us
picking up that bloody money.
Why?
Presumably because they wanted
the bloody money for themselves!
No, I'm not having it.
Boys, hey, hey, hey.
Come on, come on.
Quick.
Jesus, stay down.
Who the bloody hell was that?
Let's get out of here.
Hang on, it's a bit steep, isn't it?
Doesn't matter.
Come on. We got to move.
Ow!
Fuck this!
How can I be walking down
a fucking mountain again?
I'm done.
I've had enough.
Hold up!
I've been chased, shot at,
beaten, blown-up.
I'm finished.
What are you going to do,
just sit there?
I don't care any more.
I'm going home.
Says he's going home.
We're all going home.
I'm not.
Where are you going?
Best if you don't know, isn't it?
Why?
Because he shot someone.
He shot someone.
You ran somebody over.
And you stole drug money.
And I've had enough.
So I'm going.
This ain't the time to go
fucking solo, Rick.
Yes, it is. No, it's not. We're
far safer if we stick together.
No, Woody.
Safe if we go alone.
I think Woody's right.
What happens
if one of us gets arrested?
Just going to drop
the other three in it.
Arrested? I thought you said that
the cops wouldn't admit
to the money's existence.
So why are they going to arrest us?
Are we changing the story now?
That's not what I meant, Rick.
Do you know what,
I've had it with you, Baxter.
I've had it with all of you.
I don't know why I came on
this stupid fucking trip.
I should have gone to Wales.
With Nina.
And her mum, like I was supposed to.
Right.
I want my share of the money.
Now?
Yeah, now. I'm going.
Right now. I want my share.
Then I'm heading off on my own.
Just going to be responsible
for myself.
Yeah.
Me too.
Fine, OK.
Let's divvy it up, then.
Come on.
Hey, Rick!
Rick!
Hey, Rick!
Hold up!
Can I ask you something?
What?
Before you go.
How do you do
that money wiring thing? Do you...
Can go into any bank or...
You can, yeah, but it's complicated.
Can you help me with it?
Woods, I told you, I just want
to be responsible for myself.
It's just I'm just no good
at any of that stuff.
Jesus Christ.
It's going to be dark in an hour.
I think I might go back
to that village.
Remember which way it was?
Think it's this way.
Bax!
Where you going?
Going back to that village
before it gets dark.
Find somewhere to stay the night.
Wrong way, mate.
Down here.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Hey, Woods. Have you worked out how
you're gonna get your money back?
Rick's gonna help me.
Rick.
Rick, do you reckon you could help me
with the money and stuff?
You might as well do mine in all,
then.
Get it all done in one fell swoop.
It's interesting, isn't it?
How I'm everybody's best mate
all of a sudden.
Wouldn't go that far.
What's that?
It's a shrine, isn't it?
It's a monkey.
More like a weasel.
Maybe it's a Spanish monkey.
It's a bit weird, is that.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
That's Alvo's.
What are you on about?
That's Alvo's. That's what hung
in the car. On the mirror.
You know what this is, don't you?
What?
This is all that
fucking voodoo shit.
Don't be fucking stupid.
Telling you, the crucifix,
this kid here, the Spanish monkey.
Somebody's put a curse on us.
Shit.
Where did he go?
Did we lose him?
How could we have lost him?
Yeah. Let's not wait around, eh?
Come on.
Hey. In here.
Baxter. Quick.
We need a car.
We could always nick one.
Can we just stop breaking the law?
Please, just for one hour.
I don't think we should go back
to the apartment.
I don't think we should be
running around with all this money.
If someone sees it,
they're gonna call the police.
It ain't the police
we ain't need to worry about.
What do you mean?
What?
Oh, right.
It's up to me, is it?
It's up to me to mention
the elephant in the room.
What elephant?
They've come after it, haven't they?
They've come after us.
Who have?
Whoever the fuck
that money belongs to.
They phoned my home
pretending to be Alvo.
They blew our car up.
They know everything.
Right.
We need to find somewhere
to hide the money.
Start looking.
You're right.
Good idea.
Hey.
Give me a hand getting her down.
Whoa, what are you doing?
Putting her on her side.
What?
You can't do that.
It's disrespectful.
Sure she's a woman of the world.
That's just it, Woody.
She isn't, is she?
Shove it up her.
What?
The money.
Come on.
It's only a statue, boys.
It's the Virgin fucking Mary!
We're all going straight to Hell.
OK.
OK, two, three.
Beautiful.
How long are we going to wait?
They must have gone by now.
You know, it's been an hour.
He hasn't come back, has he?
I'm not spending
the bloody night in here.
Come on, let's go and find a car
and get the fuck out of here.
I'm not going out there.
I'm not going out there.
We could just leave the money here,
you know.
We could get off the island.
We could come back in a year or so,
when everything has quietened down.
Leave it where?
Up Mary?
I kind of need it, you know?
That's why I took it.
I definitely need it now.
We've come this far.
What do we have to do, Rick?
Just find an Internet cafe?
And four banks.
That shouldn't be too difficult.
No.
Long as we can reach the cashier's
window without getting blown up.
What was that?
Huh?
I heard something.
Sounds like a baby.
It's a goat.
I'm not being funny.
Goat signs haven't exactly
bode well for us lately.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What she go and do that for?
She's a fucking voodoo or something.
She's just a nutter.
She's putting a curse on us.
It's a small Spanish village,
not Lord of the Rings.
You don't know that.
She's not well, kid!
Jesus.
We leave early, yeah?
Tomorrow.
Yeah.
What the hell happened?
Hector was supposed to deliver
my share of the money last night
and now he's not answering
his phone.
What do you mean?
Why is he not answering his phone?
I don't know.
- What are you doing here?
- Don't ask.
Somebody blew our car up.
What?
- You got a car?
- Yes.
Right, let's get out of here.
What is she saying?
She says we are in a lot of danger.
And if we leave now,
we are going to die.
She's drawn a line across the square
in blood.
We must not cross it.
Right. And...
Why are we listening to her exactly?
Because she's a Santera.
She practises Santeria,
a kind of religion.
We must trust her.
Gracias.
She says we can wait in her house.
Until it's safe.
You're not seriously
going to listen to that, are you?
I don't know.
I'm going.
How long did she say?
She'll tell us when it's OK.
Feels like we're trapped here.
I always feel like
I'm trapped here.
When you live on a small island.
So, do you, erm...
believe in all this?
Do you believe her?
If you want to go, go.
But for me it's impossible
not to take notice of what she said.
If she says we are in danger,
then we are in danger.
I didn't mean it like that.
Really. I get it. I get it.
Everyone here believes in witches,
do they?
No, we don't believe in witches.
But we're sure they can fly.
I haven't come in here to talk
to you so don't go getting ideas.
Do you believe in all that?
Power of suggestion, isn't it?
I know what it suggests to me.
Don't fuck with it.
You think that bar's open?
It's 10 in the morning.
Oh.
They ain't expecting me
in the office today.
Actually, they are.
Let's go.
Do you have a wife in England?
No.
Well, technically, yeah.
We're in the middle of a divorce.
Children?
Yeah.
Two.
Teenage daughters.
Now I see why you need the money.
So, where is it?
We hid it.
You knew the risks, didn't you,
before you got involved in all this.
Of course.
So why?
Why do you need the money?
To stop feeling trapped.
The thing is,
I've always gained
tremendous strength
from my complete lack of faith.
Not having to believe is a blessing.
But I'm at a bit of a crossroads.
You see, somehow,
I have to learn to live with myself.
I'm not a bad person...
but I killed someone.
And that's not sitting
very comfortably with me.
I wish I hadn't done it.
But if I hadn't, you see,
we'd all be dead.
So you tell me...
what the fuck
was I supposed to do?
Sorry, do you want one?
Mate, stop asking me, will you?
If I wanted one, I'd have one.
I don't want one.
I admire the willpower, Woody.
Seriously, I think it's great.
Considering what happened,
come on, with the car.
Running him over.
Not sure what I'd do, if it was me.
You were in that car as well, Rick.
We're all responsible.
Hmm...
Maybe.
What are you trying to say?
It's just down to me?
No.
That I killed him?
No, of course not.
I mean, we don't even know
if he's dead, do we?
Fuck.
What if he's not dead?
Say he is dead.
If we're literal,
it's manslaughter, right?
You're not helping.
Play it through. Play it through.
If it went tits up,
I'm talking you and me
sitting in a police interview room,
tape recorder,
cops firing in questions.
We should be prepared.
Say we answer with complete honesty.
"Did you take that money?"
"No, Officer, Baxter did."
"Did you kill the bent cop?"
"No, Officer, Quinn did."
"Did Mr Woods run that guy over
deliberately?"
"No, sir, no."
"No. No way. No way."
"He was shooting at us. The car
swerved out of Woody's control."
"And he may have accidentally
clipped him."
You and me stick together, kid,
keep our stories straight,
worst-case scenario, we might be OK.
Well, I'm not drinking again.
This is just to take the edge off,
deal with the stress and everything.
It's not like a proper slip.
It's a blip, not a slip.
I can't believe...
I can't believe...
What?
That you asked for 25%.
Don't hold it against me.
Hello?
Habla Ingles?
You speak English?
Yeah, I speak English.
I got a bit lost.
Get in the fucking car.
Alright.
It's alright, isn't it, Ibiza?
Did you blow up our car?
We thought you were dealers
from the mainland.
We didn't realise that you were...
whatever it is you are.
Anyway, we missed,
so what's the problem?
Who are you?
I'm the man whose money you took.
You want an ice-cream?
No, thanks.
Go on, have an ice-cream.
No, I'm alright.
Have a fucking ice-cream!
Alright, I'll have an ice-cream.
Hey?
Something about Quinn, isn't it?
Hmm.
Baxter!
Bax!
Yeah, I'm in here.
What?
You seen Quinn?
No.
You two just been pounding?
Nothing at all to do with you.
Que pasa?
Quinn left with somebody in a car.
What?
That's Ibiza.
Majorca.
Menorca.
I forgot to do Formentera.
Move your foot.
Give us your ice-cream.
What?
You said you didn't want one.
Call this one million euros.
And this is the equivalent in dope
that used to come into the islands
each summer when I was starting out.
We'll send that to Menorca.
Compare that to 20 years later,
when the psychotropics started
to come in in quantity.
We'll route that through Majorca.
Now per season we're looking at
ecstasy, coke, weed,
you name it, it's gone bonkers.
So...
What does that tell us?
It tells me I'm glad
I didn't want that ice-cream.
It tells you that if you come in
at the beginning of a growth market,
unless you're an idiot,
you're going to do very well.
I'm very, very wealthy.
I could let three million go
without thinking.
But because of who I am,
I can't let it go, you understand?
I'll tell you what.
I'll get you uno mas ice-cream
and then I will tell you exactly
what is going to happen.
You do realise
he crossed the whatsit.
The juju line.
If he's been kidnapped, he's gone.
Jesus.
Quinn.
Here, mate.
Quinny. Come on.
Come on, mate.
You're alright.
Anything broken? No.
Can you walk? I think so.
What's that on your face?
It's vanilla.
Right, we leave now.
We get back to the UK
and turn ourselves into the cops
the minute we step off the plane.
I'm not turning myself in,
no chance.
We should take the ferry
and get to the mainland.
Alright, good, I'm with you.
Do a runner.
You do realise
we did a runner from Majorca
and he found us within 12 hours.
We'll charter a boat then.
Fucking hell. Listen to you. What?
You know how to do that?
Do you know who to ask,
who's not going to grass us up?
Why don't we just do
what he's asked?
Give him the three million back.
We don't have three million!
That is the point.
We're short, Woody. We're well short.
If we'd got on the boat like I said,
we'd be in Barcelona by now.
Jesus wept, stop banging on about
the fucking about.
Did you explain everything to him?
Of course I explained.
Tell us exactly what he said.
If we don't give him three
million...
I cannot believe this is happening.
You tried Hector?
Yes.
Try him again. Get off your arse.
Phone him again.
Don't take it out on her.
I'm not taking it out on her.
Oh, Christ.
Yeah, that's all we need.
Baxter's got a crush.
Fuck off.
You fuck off.
No, you fuck off.
No, you fuck off!
No, you fuck off!
Both of you shut the fuck up!
Just shut up!
Right.
We've got three million,
less than...
2,886,000 euros.
Less the 25% that Hector took.
Let's assume we can get that back.
Right, Carmen?
I hope.
Which leaves us with what?
114,000 euros. Which is just under
100 grand sterling.
In 24 hours.
Which is about 25,000 each.
Fucking joking, aren't you?
We should just go and find Hector.
Seriously, I reckon we should
split up and get out of here.
Every man for himself.
I think I'll just wait outside.
What about her?
Not our problem.
Come on.
We got her into this.
No, you got her into it.
Always take her with you.
Guys, I think there's something
going on out there.
There. Someone is signalling.
No, I think that's just
a broken light, isn't it?
Hector!
Oh, shit.
Jesus.
All that guy did
was change money for us.
Who would kill him for that?
We are 54 shy.
We got 16 hours
to find 114,000 euros.
He's the one who shook hands
with the devil.
Now he's made us all shake hands
with the devil,
even though we didn't want
to shake hands with the devil.
Bax! Let's go!
You know what your problem is?
No.
You never admit it when you fuck up!