MacGyver (1985–1992): Season 2, Episode 13 - Soft Touch - full transcript

Ah, Siberia.

Not known for its tourist
trade or overpopulation.

That's exactly why it's
such a popular place

For political prisoners...

And nuclear facilities.

This is a nuclear
reconstitution plant.

The work is dangerous,

And they don't get a
lot of volunteers to do it.

So political prisoners like
Yuri Demetri get assigned.

Howdy.

Howdy? That's an
American greeting.



MacGyver?

Yuri Demetri?

How'd you like to go back
to the United States with me?

Your father's kind of
anxious to see you again.

You saw my father?

Yeah.

And he wants you
to know he's sorry

You've had to suffer
because of his defection.

So he arranged all the
papers and passport?

Well, not exactly.

No, that's crazy...
You can't get me

through the gates
without papers.

They will stop
us. They'll shoot.

Who said anything
about going through?



Hang tight.

"Hang tight"?

Hey, Yuri!

Oh, MacGyver,
you're crazy!

Oh!

It was a real trick getting
Yuri Demetri out of Russia,

but we finally made it.

And Yuri was already
making me appreciate

How much we take
our freedom for granted.

Uh, that'll be 18 bucks, pal.

There you go. Thanks.

That's where you live?

Yeah, that's it.

Good. Then I'll
soon see my father.

Just as soon as
Pete sends us a car.

Let's wait upstairs. Come on.

There is a Mrs. MacGyver?

No, there's no Mrs. MacGyver.

MacGyver! Hi!

Penny Parker, what
are you doing here?

Oh, well, you're probably
not gonna believe this,

- but, um, you remember that job I had?
- No.

Oh, well, anyways,
it didn't work out.

So I got this other
job as a sales clerk

at one of those fancy
stores on rodeo drive,

and it was going
really, really well,

until I had this
little accident,

and, well, after the
fire truck came...

Fire truck?

Yeah. And the
boss got really mad

and he blew his
top and he fired me.

So...

See, I'm kind of
broke, and I figured

You wouldn't mind
if I stayed here.

You don't mind, do you?

As a matter of fact, I
have a problem with that.

Well, I won't be here that
long, 'cause I got another job.

That's why I'm
dressed like this.

♪ Hello, MacGyver,
how ya you been doin'? ♪

♪ So happy to see ya again. ♪

I'm a singing telegram star.

See, I decided to go
back into show business.

It's always been my first love.

Who are you?

Yuri Demetri.

I love you.

That's so sweet.

Hi. I'm penny Parker.

Penny, how did you get in here?

Oh, well, I told the manager
that I was your girlfriend,

and that I was kind of pregnant.

I don't believe this.

You are pregnant, and he
will not make you honest?

Then I'll marry her!

Yuri, she said
that to get in here.

Look, I'm going on
vacation tomorrow.

Well, then I can
house-sit for you.

Just till Friday?

I get my first
paycheck then. Please?

Here? Are you kidding me?

Look what you've
done to my place!

Oh, well, I'll clean it up.

I'll be good, I-I promise.

Penny, don't you have
any relatives, any friends?

I have you.

Till Friday?

Yeah.

Oh, thanks!

What time is it?

Oh, my gosh! I'm gonna be late.

I have to deliver a telegram
to, um, the bluesteins.

It's their 50th
wedding anniversary.

Here.

Bye, Yuri. Nice meeting you.

Dosvidanio.

I'll bring your Jeep
back when I'm done.

Jeep?

My Jeep?

What are you talking about?

Penny!

My Jeep?

Don't worry, I'll
fill the tank up with gas.

Come on, Julian, you can either

talk to us now or
talk to us later...

- A very painful later.

You know, it only takes 150
decibels to shatter the human ear.

I thought it would be more.

I told you, no one
knows about you!

I swear, I just
found out myself!

Sorry. Wrong answer.

- Is this really necessary?
- You tell me.

We're here to make a
hit, this guy knows about it;

I want to know who
else knows about it.

What do you suggest?

Yeah, get him a manicure?

You want to talk to him?

Come on, he's your friend.

You worked with
him for ten years!

They all look the same.

2258 and 30...

2224...

2216...

2210...

2202...

Oh, wow, um...

Oh, gosh, I guess I put that
address in here somewhere.

I know it had a
lot of twos in it.

Music! A party!

This must be it.

Okay.

- Like the music, Julian?

Go ahead and scream.
Nobody can hear you.

Derek, get me off this thing!

Hello?

- Did you hear that?

- Hear what?
- I knew it would work!

- I got to hand it to you.

I had my doubts,
but you pulled it off.

What did you do?
What's wrong with him?

He passed out.

You feds got no stamina.

Popped his eardrums.

Hello? Hello?

Singing telegram.

Are you guys crazy?
What's the point?

It amuses us to test the
limits of the human body.

And it works; People talk.

Yeah, but he didn't
tell us anything.

He told us all we need to know.

He's the only one knows
about the hit we got planned.

We're in the clear.

All right, all right.

What now?

Now we kill him.

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ it's Mel and
Claudia's anniversary ♪

♪ for them I wrote this
little verse, you see ♪

♪ So sing and dance
and have some fun... ♪

You're not the bluesteins.

Grab her, Vince.

Stop!

Oh!

It's locked!

Terrific, she's gone. Now what?

I got her license plate number.

Think you can track her down?

Maybe you can use that
old fed training of yours.

If we're not imposing.

While you do what?

Finish the business with Julian.

Then we're moving
out of this neighborhood.

You can meet us at
the old fish cannery.

Don't be so shaky, Derek.

Just find the girl.

We'll take care of the rest.

Yeah, we enjoy our work.

Yes, I think we can
find room for him temporarily.

We'll take full responsibilit.

Yes, I understand.

We'll look after him.

Small change of plans, Yuri.

Your father's been
sent to New York

for security reasons,

so now you're gonna
join him there tomorrow

after the state department
has had time to debrief you.

So I'll spend some time
with my new American friends,

MacGyver and penny Parker.

No, no, I'm afraid you're
gonna have to stay right here.

And, MacGyver, I
want you to go with him

All the way to New York.

Now wait a minute.

Aren't you the guy that
told me to go to Russia

And then take some time off?

Pete...

I went to Russia.

I know you did.

But what's one more day?

Besides, we don't
want Yuri traveling

with some rookie agent that
he doesn't even know, do we?

Right.

What's one more day?

You and me, it's like
butch and Sundance.

Butch and Sundance?

I love American cinema.

Uh, that'll be $4.50, sir.

Keep it.

MacGyver!

MacGyver, wait! Please!

MacGyver, wait!

Wait, MacGyver!

MacGyver, you're...

You're not gonna
believe what I just saw.

I mean, I don't
believe what I just saw.

See, I went out on my job,

only I couldn't find my address

so I thought I'd go
to a bunch of houses,

you know, figuring I'd find
the right one eventually.

Anyway, this one
house I went into,

it had these four guys in it.

And the one, he was
strapped to this board

and he looked like a TV antenna.

I mean, he had wires
coming out of his ears...

- TV antenna?
- Yeah.

And then these three men,
they came chasing after me

and I barely got away.

I mean, I tried to lock
them into the garage,

But they got out somehow.

And then I got in the Jeep

and I really thought
they were gonna get me

'cause I put it in reverse

- And I hit that parked car behind me...
- What?!

You hit a car with my Jeep?

Yeah, I'm really sorry,
but I was so scared.

You did!

I was so scared and
they were gonna kill me.

I just know it.

I'll pay for the damages,
and it's not that bad.

It's just that I panicked

and I put the car
in the wrong gear.

Anyways, we have to
go back there right now.

Back where?

To that house with
the torture chamber.

That man, he's dead
or at least close to it.

He was all beaten up and he
had wires coming out of his head.

Penny, there's got to
be a logical explanation

For what you think you saw.

Logic has nothing to do with it.

Now we've got to go back there

and help that man, right now.

Please, MacGyver?

Why don't we
just call the police?

Because I can't
remember the address.

- But you remember how to get there?
- Yes.

And there's no time to lose.

Come on, let's go. Please.

Okay, let's go.

Oh, good.

Well, all I remember

is that the street was
named after a tree.

Penny, all
the streets around here

are named after trees.

This is forest knoll estates.

Now come on, you told me
you knew where this place was.

I do.

It's just around this corner.

You said that about
the last corner.

I think we'd be a lot better off

if we just went home
and called the police.

No. There's no time.

We're almost there.

How did you get
there in the first place?

Well, there was
music playing before.

Oh, I know the address
had a lot of twos in it.

Wait a minute. That's it.

It was brown.

I know it.

I know that's it.

Penny, they're all
brown around here.

No, but this is it.

I'm absolutely positive.

Come on, we got to
get that man out of there.

Wait a minute. Hold it.

You went in through the garage?

No, I went in
through the front door,

but I came around
into the garage.

The man, he's in there. Open it.

Look, why don't I see if there's
someone at home. All right?

If you're not going
to open it, then I am.

Where's all the gym stuff?

Where's Vince?

Where's the man
with the antenna?

Penny, I think you may
have made a mistake.

Where's Vince?

Come on, what's going on here?

I'm sorry about this.

Well, I, I think maybe
it's the house next door.

Who was that woman?

Who's Vince?

What was she doing in my house?

How should I know?

You're the one that
wanted to move to California.

The
voice-activated detonator

will be placed on
the wheelchair, see?

All set.

And where will estavez be?

Next to the wheelchair
at ground zero.

This better work.

You're always
picking on my stuff.

- Corned beef?
- Yeah.

Let me tell you something.

You worry me.

My life is in your hands
with your little gadgets.

Trust me.

Have I ever let you
down in 13 years?

But these Colombians
are different.

You miss the first hit with
them, you become the hit.

If we don't find this estavez
guy before he talks to the feds,

it's hasta manana for us, amigo.

This corned beef's
got mustard on it.

Scrape it off.

I'll tell you what worries me.

Having this guy Derek
as our inside man.

He's wrapped too tight.

Derek, baby.

How are you?

Did you get estavez's voice
on the tape like I asked you?

Yes, I was right there at
the airport when he arrived.

Of course, you can
always catch him again

on the 6:00 news.

You know, you're only
going to have one opportunity.

It has to work.

We'll give you
a written guarantee.

Come on, have something to eat.

I got you a hot pastrami on rye.

You get a line on that singing
telegram in the cowboy suit?

Dmv shows the Jeep is registered

to some guy named MacGyver.

Here's the address.

Figure he's the boyfriend?

Whoever.

He's in bad company.

What are you going to do?

First we're going to take
care of that little girl...

Permanently.

If he's with her, he goes, too.

And then we're going
to take care of our hit.

I got a little
surprise for estavez

before he talks to the feds.

What kind of surprise?

Let me put it to you this way:

He's going to be sorry
he ever opened his mouth.

You're going to love this.

Mr. Estavez,
Mr. Estavez, does your trip to California

have anything to do
with the drug problem

In this country?

If solutions
to our drug problems

depends in our cooperation
between my country

and the United States,

- tomorrow...
- It takes my device a few seconds.

It's got to make sure
it's got the right voice.

I think that I have some
ideas that will greatly reduce

the flow of traffic.

Now, you going to stop
making fun of my stuff?

And you...

You just put this
where it belongs.

Hey, Derek,

you forgot your sandwich.

Oh, this is it. Here it comes.

Now don't expect too much.

It's really a small scene.

I'm sure you did
just fine, penny.

Well, the director did
say I was a natural.

Oh, here it comes.

That was it?

Well, I said it was small.

That was you?

Yeah.

I mean, after all,

It was just my first
professional job.

Yeah.

You did just fine, penny.

How about some more popcorn?

Sure.

Now stay tuned for
our news break update.

You know, you're
a really great host.

Colombia's Javier estavez

arrived at Los Angeles
international airport

this afternoon
under heavy security.

Estavez is expected to
meet with the local police

and DEA officials
later this week.

Estavez was asked
how far-reaching

his U.S. visit will be.

If solutions to our drug
problems are to be found,

there must be more cooperation

between Columbia
and the United States.

That's him!

Who?

That's... the guy
behind estavez.

That is the guy that I
saw in the garage today.

- Flowing of drug
traffic between us.
- Where?

An important visit by a man

with something to say.

I'm heddi Lynn herdes

Reporting for channel
three news from the airport.

Now back to you, Michael.

Shoot.

I swear that was him, MacGyver.

I swear it.

You're sure it's the same man?

Yeah, I'm sure
it's the same man.

His left shoulder was
lower than his right

And he had a really
small upper lip.

You saw all that?

Yeah. I'm an actress.

It's my job to study people.

MacGyver, we have
to do something.

All right.

All right, I'll have
Pete line up a copy

of that news break
as soon as possible.

MacGyver, I'm really scared.

You'll be all right, penny.

I need to talk to you.

Step out here for
a minute, will you?

You really think she
stumbled onto something?

Well, it sure got
the feds' attention.

Come here, I want to
show you something.

I have heard of
torture in Russia,

but I never saw a man
with wires in his head.

Oh, Yuri, it was awful.

But I guess everything
will be okay now.

So MacGyver says
you're a real, live,

honest-to-goodness poet.

Yes. This is so.

I study acting at a
studio in the valley.

I don't know about this valley,

But it sounds like
we both are artists...

Searching for the
world that would allow us

to express ourselves.

Yuri, that's so beautiful.

No, it's dim compared
to the beauty of you.

So how did you learn
to speak English so well?

From American movies.

Wait.

Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn.

That's really good.

Can I impose a
small favor upon you?

Sure.

Now that I'll be living
in the United States,

I don't think name
Yuri is very red hot.

I would like a new western name.

Can you help me to think of one?

Of course. I'd love to.

So when I called the DEA
to tell them what penny saw,

they ended up
hiring the foundation

to work on security

For this estavez
press conference.

Why are they so nervous?

They lost an agent,

their top man covering
estavez, Robert Julian.

Lost?

Murdered.

His body was found in the
Malibu hills this morning.

He'd been tortured.

His eardrums were shattered.

Well, that could connect
to the guy penny saw

with the earphones.

Yeah.

As soon as Larson's people
dig up that news break tape,

they're going to want
to go over it with her.

How about Sean?

No, you don't look like a Sean.

Have you ever
thought about biff?

You like the name biff?

I love it.

So, biff it will be.

It is so good you
come at this minute.

I have picked out my
new American name.

It will be biff.

I gave him the idea.

Has a nice ring to it.

Yeah.

Penny? You want to go?

Oh.

Well, it was really
nice talking to you.

I hope to see you again soon.

I don't think we'll ever
see each other again.

I'll miss you, penny Parker.

Good-bye... biff.

Biff?

Wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.

The Phoenix foundation thinks

a killer is already
next to estavez?

According to Pete Thornton,

The girl says the man is
part of estavez's entourage.

But that's impossible.

Is it?

Is it also impossible
for the one agent

we had close to the
estavez case to turn up dead?

You're right, Mr. Larson,

We, uh, must
find Julian's killer.

Change the location
of the press conference.

And I want you to
personally check everyone

that has access to estavez,
including your agents.

I want the man kept alive.

Yes, sir, I'm right on it.

And about this, uh, Thornton
at the Phoenix foundation...

He should have that girl take
a look at the news break tape.

It, uh, might give us a lead.

That's a great idea.

I tell ya, this
job is driving me crazy.

Nervous clients, weird
chicks, nosy feds...

You know, there's one weak
link in the whole operation.

- It's Derek.
- Yeah.

Corrupt cops... You
just can't depend on 'em.

I tell ya, it wouldn't
make me upset

If this is the last time we
work for them Colombians.

You're telling me.

But their money's good.

Derek, sorry
to keep you waiting.

Everything all set?

Changed the
location to city hall.

Make sure you don't get lost.

You know, the,
uh, Parker girl...

Saw me on the news last night

standing next to estavez.

We'll take care of her.

Be sure you do.

Just let us do our job, okay?

Look, you two barbarians,

I'm here because the
Colombian bosses needed me

a lot more than they needed you.

Derek, baby, they own
you. You're their puppet.

So just do your job
and plant that bomb.

I'm already way
ahead of you guys.

I placed the bomb.

I know what I'm doing.

Terrific.

Now we know what we got to do.

Just like they told us.

You think we should
give 'em a discount?

Nah, he's been too much trouble.

Do you want to snuff the girl?

Yeah. She reminds me
of that broad in Cleveland

That stood me up once.

It would be a pleasure.

I can't believe poor Yuri.

You know, he hasn't had a
fresh vegetable in nine months.

I guess we're pretty lucky, huh?

Yup, I guess we are.

I'm really sorry, MacGyver.

Ah, don't worry about it.

I can fix it.

No, it's not just that.

I mean, it seems like I'm
always popping into your life

At the worst possible moment
and dragging you into something.

Well, it's not like you
go out looking for trouble.

It just seems to find you.

And I think that's a direct
result of caring too much,

which is not a bad thing.

You really mean that?

Yeah, I really mean that.

Come on.

So, do you think that
the men that I saw

are involved in this drug thing?

Got to be.

Hello.

Yeah, yeah, she is.

Hang on.

It's for you.

Oh, thanks.

Hello.

Yeah.

I do?

That's great! When?

Oh, that only gives
me half an hour.

Oh, yeah, I understand.

Okay. Thanks. Bye.

I got it! I got it!

Got what?

I got my first
commercial audition.

For carrow
dishwashing detergent.

You know, the soap
that leaves your hands

As soft as a Rose petal.

That's terrific.
Congratulations.

Thanks.

Well, tell me to break a leg.

Oh, penny, you
can't go out there.

Why not?

Who is it?

Biff.

Who?

Yuri Demetri.

Hi.

Yuri, what're you doing here?

I've come to spend
my last minutes in L.A.

Protecting penny Parker.

You're such a doll, biff.

Bi... Yuri, how did you
get out of Thornton's office?

I was looking for
the men's room,

I took the wrong turn
and found myself outside.

So I decided it
could work for me.

Oh, great. I'm taking you back.

And you're staying right here.

You can't keep me
here against my will!

She's right. Penny
Parker is a free citizen

of United States of america.

We hold these truths
to be self-evident,

that all woman

are created equal.

Yuri, you stay out of this.

Call me biff, please.

- Bi...

You know, this is the most
important day of my life,

and you're about
to ruin it for me.

Hold it! Everyone,
just hold it right here.

Hold what?

Hello!

Sorry, Pete.

You're not going
to believe this.

Yuri is missing.

I know. He's right here.

Well, what's he doing there?

Looking for the bathroom.

You two wait for me downstairs.

I'm sorry, Pete, what'd you say?

I said, do you want me to
send a limo over for Yuri?

So I'm really excited
about going to this audition.

I think I'm going to get it.

Can I come with
you? Just to look...

Nice to see ya again.

- Shut up and get in the Van.
- Hey!

Who are you?

You heard us. Get in the Van.

You guys are the guys
I saw in the garage!

In the back. Move it.

Wait!

What do you want?

Well, come by here first.

I've got that news break tape.

Maybe she can identify that guy.

Yeah, all right, fine.
We're on our way.

Just what is this all about?

Would you shut her up?

Drive the truck, Lyle.

I'll take care of the girl.

MacGyver, help!

MacGyver!

Oh, MacGyver...

Just keep quiet and
you won't get hurt.

The problem was to follow them

without their knowing
I was following.

It's not easy tracking
somebody in traffic,

especially when
they get a head start.

MacGyver's going
to come after us.

He's really terrific, and
he's going to find us.

Then he can
help with the burial.

Now shut up.

Burial?

I had to stay back far
enough so they wouldn't spot me

and try to lose me.

So they lost me.

Momentarily.

As Patrick Henry
once said, and I quote,

"give me Liberty
or give me death."

I vote for death.

Yuri!

Look, I understand
you undoubtedly had

a deprived childhood,

but this is a rotten way

to act out your hostilities.

You want a sock
stuffed in your mouth?

No.

Then keep it shut.

Come on.

Don't touch me.

Right.

Move it. Move it.

Why are you doing this?

I mean, we didn't do anything.

I mean, my friend's only
been in america two days.

What kind of impression
do you think this makes?

Lyle, we better hurry up.

If we don't get into city hall

with the cleaning crew
at 4:00, we don't get in.

Relax. Do you ever know
anything to be on time at city hall?

No, but if we want to stay
alive, I suggest we be first.

Move it. Move it.

You ought to be
ashamed of yourselves.

You're the one who
got your friend into this.

If you hadn't been noseying
around our garage...

I promise I'm not going to talk.

Sweetheart, you
do nothing but talk.

I can't believe this.

I mean, I have a chance to
do my first national commercial

for new and improved
carrow dishwashing detergent.

And if I don't get
to my audition,

My career could be ruined.

You ain't going to be washing
many dishes where you're going.

Where am I going?

We're putting you on ice.

Oh, nice, Lyle.

You got it real cool in there.

Yeah.

But I don't like the cold.

I mean, my lips turn blue
and my nose starts running.

Don't be afraid, penny Parker.

I will be with you.

All right, get in there.

Come on.

Yeah, sure.

How long you think
it'll take 'em to freeze?

Well, it took Derek 20 minutes.

Yeah, but he don't count.

We shot him first.

What is it?

Brute strength wasn't
going to get them out of there.

Not with this lock.

And at 20 degrees below zero,

A lot of things start
happening to the human body.

I had maybe ten or 15 minutes

before they'd go into
low-temperature shock.

Funny place for a wheelchair,

Especially one that looks
like it's been blown up.

But I could use
some of the pieces...

Especially these
magnesium wheels.

I've never been this
cold in my entire life.

Oh, it's nothing compared
to the winter in Russia.

Oh!

Really?

Is, it's really
colder in Russia?

No, actually it's
much colder here.

We're gonna die, aren't we?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Keep moving.

We'll stay warm.

We'll be okay.

Wait.

The warmth of your
smile lights up my heart.

Oh...

That's so beautiful.

It is, isn't it?

Magnesium alloy...

Comes in real handy
for heating things fast...

Especially if it's tucked
inside an iron pipe.

You start with some old rags

for wadding, just like loading
one of those frontier muskets.

Difference is, this musket

was still in the process
of being invented.

The barrel wasn't forged,

the breech didn't exist,

and I wanted it
to burn, not blow.

This magnesium didn't give
me any guarantees either way.

Penny Parker, why so quiet?

I think... My tongue's frozen.

Keep moving it.

Basic law of physics says
that when something gets hot,

It expands.

In fancy terms, it's called

the coefficient of
volumetric expansion,

Or, to put it more simply,
what gets hot gets bigger...

And, hopefully,
pops the lock open.

Hi.

How did you...?

Where did you...?

We almost froze to death!

If you hadn't saved us,

we would have been
a couple of popsicles.

Yes. It's like you say, uh,

we're almost cooked gooses.

Yeah, right.

Just keep movin', okay?

Keep yourself moving.

Those men, they
were really awful.

They killed that
man I saw on TV.

He's in there...

With the fish.

Penny, these really awful men,

Did they happen to say
where they were going?

Oh, they said something
about city hall at 4:00.

Yes, and they are part
of the cleaning crew.

Yeah, somethin' tells
me they don't do windows.

I wish I knew what
they were up to.

Voice activation
test, one, two, three.

You see that, Vince?

When we get that tape
recording with estavez talking,

we've got this baby,

! What is this?

- So it reacts only to his voice.
- Looks like some kind of detonating device.

And it seems to
be voice-activated.

For a bomb?

Yeah, a bomb!

They're gonna kill estavez

and they're gonna use
his own voice to do it!

At city hall.

Come on!

Mr. Estavez, I'm Peter
Thornton, handling security.

Would you go right in, please?

Stay with him.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay... They're all clear.

Good afternoon, Mr. Larson.

My people have been
over the whole building.

Security's tight as a drum.

Good. Good work, Thornton.

I'm concerned about my
number one man, Derek, though.

He's not here and
he hasn't reported in,

and that's not like him.

We don't need these guns.

The bomb's gonna blow just fine

and we'll make a
nice clean getaway.

Maybe you're right,

But I just like having
a little insurance.

You mean if
Mr. Estavez begins speaking,

he'll be killed?

Yeah, along with everyone else

within 50 feet of the bomb.

Oh, my gosh!

Let's move it.

We've got five
minutes to set up.

Okay, let's go. Lookin' good.

Over there.

I know we've been
over the whole building,

but I want you
to check it again.

Every exit, every entrance.

- Pete!
- Oh, that's all right.

They're with me.

Where have you been?

- We're looking for a bomb.
- A bomb?

Someone's after estavez.

We don't have much time.

Call headquarters.

Get a bomb squad
down here right away!

You two wait here.

I don't know how anyone could
have gotten a bomb in here.

Does a wheelchair make sense?

John Larson uses a wheelchair.

I walked him in myself.

It's gonna blow as soon
as estavez opens his mouth.

It's voice-activated.

Where is he?

Upstairs.

Estavez will be standing
right next to Larson

when the bomb goes off.

MacGyver saved me twice.

It's time I help MacGyver.

Let's go!

Ladies and
gentlemen of the press,

Mr. Estavez' appearance
here this afternoon

signals a new
level of cooperation

between our two countries.

Now before you ask any
questions, Mr. Estavez

would like to make
a brief statement

regarding his appearance
before the grand jury

later this afternoon.

Mr. Estavez.

Excuse me.

Don't let him say a word.

It's a voice-activated bomb!

Take him out, now!

Get down!

I can't get a clean shot!

Look! A gun!

Get him!

Okay, buddy!

- Hold it!
- It's all over!

No, you don't!

Yuri!

Do you feel lucky?

Come on!

Make room!

Clear it! Bomb squad!

All right, get it out of here.

All in a day's work, huh?

All right, move it!

Okay, make way! Clear it out!

I said, come on! Move it!

Out of the way!

Comin' through.

MacGyver!

Everybody all right?

Yeah, fine.

Listen, uh, thanks.

That was good work.

Yeah, actually, the
credit goes to penny.

And biff.

And listen, I'm really sorry

I got you all into this.

Oh, don't you worry.

This work dirty Harry
couldn't have done better.

Dirty Harry?

Yuri loves American cinema.

But if life in
america is like this,

Who needs the movies?

It's true.

All you really need

is penny Parker.