Love Island (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 2 - Episode #4.2 - full transcript

NARRATOR: Previously on
"Love Island USA"...

♪♪♪

♪ Take me down
into your paradise ♪

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

NARRATOR: five girls
made their entrance.

[both scream]

Welcome to "Love Island"!

♪ Kiss one another,
die for each other ♪

NARRATOR:
followed by five boys.

♪♪♪

- Oh, my goodness.
- [gasps]



- I mean, God bless America.
- [laughs]

- NARRATOR: They coupled up...
- ZETA: To day one in the villa

and having
the most amazing summer.

NARRATOR: but there was
a surprise in store.

♪ 'Cause I'm your body type ♪

- [cellphone chimes]
- Is that a text?

"Hi, boys. Sorry we're late.

We'd like to invite two of you
out on a date."

♪ You and I,
we're cool for the summer ♪

- Hold up.
- Oh! New girls!

Wait. What the fuck?!

[dramatic music plays]

NARRATOR: Tonight...

DEB: [voice echoing]
I literally was thinking



what my worst nightmare was,
and I was, like, two girls.

VALERIE: "Valerie and Mady,
tonight you will each couple up

with a boy of your choice."

ZETA:
Recoupling changes everything.

VALERIE: When it comes to,
like, physical attraction,

you're the type that I go for.

The boy that I would like
to couple up with...

that I would like
to couple up with...

- is...
- is...

[dramatic music playing]

[theme song playing]

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

NARRATOR: When we left you,
Felipe and Jesse

had each snuck away
with their new lady. Naughty.

That, folks, is poetry.

- I got a little announcement.
- Oh.

- What?
- So Felipe and, uh, Jesse

actually, you know...
- Snuck out.

They went. They snuck out.

- Wait. Where did they go?
- No, wait.

They're on dates right now.

- [gasps]
- Wait, what?!

- They left?
- You're joking.

- They snuck out.
- But what would Jesse...

- You're lying!
- [chuckles] All right.

- Wait, what?!
- Ap... You know, apparently,

this was just brought
to our attention.

Wait, what the fuck?!

This was just brought
to our attention, you know?

Why didn't you yell anything?
We... We...

- You know, I wanted to kinda...
- They snuck out...

- Yo, look.
- [all speaking at once]

Watch this, 'cause you got...
You gotta put

the medicine in
with the applesauce.

I'm sorry,
but a date at this hour

sounds like a booty call.

DI NAPOLI:
♪ It kinda makes me feel like ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm ♪

♪ Summer sun, on the run ♪

I'm Mady, and I'm here to find
the love of my life.

I can't wait to get
into the villa

because I love to kiss.

So watch out, boys.

♪ Makes me feel ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm ♪

I'm Valerie.
I'm from Costa Rica.

I have no filter. I do what
I want. I say what I wanna say,

and I'm honestly not worried
what people think about me.

If I like somebody in the villa
and they're coupled up,

it's not stopping me.

We're all there
for the same reasons,

so I'm gonna do what I do
and just go for it.

♪ Finally something
that makes me feel like ♪

♪ Mmm-mmm ♪

Hello, hello.

- Hello.
- Hi!

- Hey.
- Huh?

- Wow, you guys look amazing.
- I'm Mady.

- Hey.
- Felipe. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Valerie. Nice to meet you.

- Valerie?
- Thank you. You look handsome.

Nice to meet you. Nice to
meet you. You guys look great.

- Nice to meet you, too.
- I'm Mady.

- Hey. Valerie. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

- My name's Jesse.
- Jesse? Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, Jesse. You look amazing.
- You look very nice.

Thank you.
You guys look amazing.

- How you doing? You good?
- We're good, we're good, yeah.

- How are y'all feeling?
- Wow.

- You look good.
- This looks nice.

- Some snacks.
- [laughter]

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Yeah.
- To our first night

in the villa.

First night to the villa,
yes, yes.

So what made you guys
go on this date with us?

JESSE: Yeah.

Did you guys not like
your couples?

- [laughter]
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

- I mean, we just got here.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- I'm talking about myself.
- You're just open to everything.

Mm-hmm.
Still getting to know everybody.

You girls are looking
so good, we are like...

- Thank you.
- Aw, thank you.

- Have to go...
- We tried a little, you know?

No, you don't have to try.
You look good.

- So, yeah.
- Thank you.

You guys look good as well,
for sure.

Thank you.

I actually got some, uh,
you know, photographics.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, shit.

- They're really cute.
- Yes!

- They're fierce.
- Another blonde.

- Oh, no!
- Another blonde?!

Fuck!

Of course they're gorgeous.
Of course she's blonde.

Had a fun run being the only
blonde for a little bit.

She just looks like
her extensions are in

better than mine.
- [laughter]

So how are y'all feeling
tonight?

I'm feeling really good.

- Yeah.
- You have an accent.

American.

[laughter]

- I'm Brazilian, so, so, yeah.
- Okay, okay.

I'm from Costa Rica, so Latina.
Mm-hmm.

I understand Portuguese
a little bit.

- Ah, yeah. I can feel that.
- If you speak it,

like, really slowly, but...
- Yeah. So how about you?

So I'm actually from Texas,
but I live in Oklahoma City.

- So...
- And what you work for?

So I do all
the social media marketing

for my family's business.

My family owns
an online clothing store.

How about you?

So I'm... I actually do nutrition.

I'm a bartender as well, and I'm
still in college as well, so...

Tomorrow we'll have the thing.
We'll have the nutrition.

And I will mix.

Listen, two jobs and in school?
Come on.

Yes. Yes.

I literally was, like, thinking
of, like,

what my worst nightmare was,
and I was like, "Two girls."

I was like, "There's no way
there's gonna be two."

- No way.
- Question... are they a threat?

They're really pretty.

Yeah, and they're probably
super, like, nice.

- What are your signs?
- Ah, I was going to ask it.

- [laughter]
- Yeah, yeah.

- Taurus.
- Taurus. Okay.

- Yes.
- A lot of guys that I love

are, like, have been Taurus.
- Taurus?

- [laughs]
- Okay, okay.

- I'm Gemini.
- Gemini.

- I'm a Gemini, too.
- Ooh, okay.

- Oh, that's nice.
- Okay.

- Wow.
- Don't go this way.

- I'm a Capricorn.
- Capricorn.

You straightaway, forward.

- Practical.
- They know what they want.

Yeah, you know, workaholics
as well, for sure.

- You know, yeah.
- Okay, okay, okay. [laughs]

Ooh, God, man,
it's gonna be trippy.

- Good to know, good to know.
- [laughter]

So you guys have
a certain particular type

that you guys go for?

I'm really just looking for
someone who, you know,

pursues me and makes me feel
special and puts forth effort.

- Yeah.
- For me, I would say

I'm a sucker for tattoos.
- Yeah.

For sure. I mean, kinda like
part of the deal, I'd say, but...

- Yeah.
- How many tattoos do you have?

- I got, like, three or four.
- Oh, you got tattoos?

I got a couple tattoos,
yeah, yeah.

- Only three or four?
- Yeah, about three or four.

You know, got a little chest...
Yeah.

Three or four, like, giant size,
you know, like...

Yeah, yeah, pretty big, yeah.

- Do you have any?
- I have only one.

- One?
- And no one can see.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Yeah, it's on my hips.
- Okay, okay.

- Maybe one of us will see it.
- Yeah.

[laughs]
We'll get you to show it.

If the light is off,
you cannot see it, so...

[laughter]

You girls are excited
to see the villa? Let's go.

- Yeah. Let's go.
- Yeah, I'm ready.

Let's go.

♪ Even when I know you're gone,
I feel you on my body ♪

- I'm ready to meet those girls.
- Me, too.

I wanna hear how
their dates went.

- Me, too.
- Me, too.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Oh, my God. My shoes are getting
stuck in the...

- Yes.
- Wait, this is so nice.

- This is the villa.
- Whoo!

Those are your...

- Uh-oh!
- Whoo!

[screaming and cheering]

- How are y'all?
- Good. How are you?

I'm good. I'm Valerie.
Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- You guys can call me Val.

- I'm Mady.
- Nice to meet you.

- Hi! Another blonde!
- I'm Mady.

- You look amazing.
- Thank you.

Both absolutely beautiful girls,
I will say.

Mady is... is definitely my type.

I like blonde, blue eyes.

- Hey, how you doing?
- Hey, how are you?

- Valerie. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

You know,
both pretty attractive women,

and, you know,
the more, the merrier.

I think... I think
that's a beautiful thing.

Zeta... I still, you know,
rocking and rolling,

but, you know,
everything looks good.

Get near the fire.

Aw, thank you, Mama.

Mady, I feel like is
my conjoined twin.

It's gonna be interesting.

Hey, how'd that date go, though?

Yeah, how was your guys'...
Who went out with who?

Yeah, it was definitely a good
time to get to know each other.

Do you have anyone that you like
from look-wise,

think you would have picked
to go on the date

if you had your own choice?

Honestly, I feel like
everybody's, like, attractive.

I mean, if okay, if I were
to go by type-type,

I usually would go with guys
who had tattoos.

I mean, I only see his arm
tattooed.

Felipe ain't got no tattoos.

[laughter]

I'm just kidding, I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding.

No, honestly,
I'm not gonna lie to you.

It's really hard to tell for me.

Like, I'm happy where, you know,
where Felipe and I stand,

but then again,
I was actually thinking

my couple was in jeopardy.

That's the risk of dating
someone that's a hot commodity.

I am a big personality person,
but first impression,

I'm gonna say Felipe.

Cute.

[laughter]

I mean, there's a little bit

of, like, female dominance
going on.

Nothing too crazy, but I feel
the tension a little bit.

So how did you guys pick who was
going on the date with us?

So us guys, man, we all came
to an executive decision,

and you know, I-I like blondes,
so I'm like, okay,

I'll take the blonde,

and that's how my decision
happened, you know? [laughs]

Me and Timmy... we are talking,
like, who is gonna go,

because the guys decided
to don't go.

I chat with Timmy,
and I didn't have much time

to know about you.
- Yeah, time is interesting.

And then why I decided, like,
I'm gonna go

to check the girls with Jess.

You know what? I-I appreciate
you explaining that.

I like Sereniti because for me,
she's really open,

and she say what she has
in her mind.

So I don't feel she got mad
at all.

You know, I can be wrong,
but I don't feel on that way.

So how was it with the girls
when we left?

Me, oh, my. [chuckles]

I feel like I look like her.

Yeah, Jesse, I guess,
definitely has a type.

Yeah.

Yeah, how are you feeling
about it, like, honestly?

I mean, I'm fine.
Like, I don't... I would, like,

I don't care.
- Yeah.

- Like, I think it's great.
- But definitely, like, little...

But the fact he's like,
"I like blondes,

and, like, I love to explore,"
and I was like,

"Can't just get all the blondes
you want."

It was cool, though.
Like, I think Mady has a...

A lot to offer, you know?
But, like, going in there

and meeting her, I honestly
think me and Valerie

would have a better connection
than me and Mady would.

I didn't even expect that,
you know what I'm saying?

- I did not expect that at all.
- We just rambling right now.

Nobody's locked into anything
right now.

- No.
- Yeah, it's gon' be

a good day tomorrow for sure.

Those beds are looking
hella nice, you know?

- [laughter]
- I'm tired.

FINNEAS:
♪ You need a pick-me-up? ♪

♪ I'll be there in 25 ♪

Jesse's a big boy. He's gonna
take up the whole bed,

and I wanna sleep.

- Are y'all cuddling tonight?
- Are you a cuddler?

- No.
- [laughter]

Do y'all... do y'all share a bed?

I think I'm gonna cry
in bed tonight.

♪ I've been living
in the future ♪

♪ Hope that
I might see you sooner ♪

I haven't been in bed with a guy
in so long.

Cleaning my mouth out, getting
rid of all of my demons.

Making my hairs in my pits
smell good.

- That'd be a good idea.
- Yeah.

'Cause we're sleeping
with the girls tonight.

This is my sleep mask,
but do you guys think I should?

[laughter]

I think it might be too much.
I don't wanna scare anyone off.

[laughter]

♪ You won't stay with me,
I know ♪

♪ But you can have your way
with me till you go ♪

NARRATOR: The Islanders will
share a bed with a stranger

surrounded by 10 other people,

like that dodgy Airbnb
I once stayed at,

all while being filmed
by hidden cameras...

like that dodgy Airbnb
I once stayed in.

Do you wanna get under
the sheets, you and I?

Just feel like...

You feel like
it's disrespectful?

- Yeah. [laughs]
- Oh!

I shouldn't be that comfortable.

Is that when you start eating,
before other people

get their food?
- [laughs] Yo, same concept.

- You warming up yet?
- Yeah.

- Get in there.
- Hey.

[cheers and applause]

Okay, come. Let's sleep.

Good night.

♪ Let's fall in love
for the night ♪

♪ And forget in the morning ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Play me a song that you like ♪

♪ You can bet
I'll know every line ♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

WYN STARKS: ♪ Whoa, oh ♪

♪ Wake up, get down ♪

♪ Come on now,
the world is our playground ♪

NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

This show is packed
to the rafters

with the latest technology,
except in the bedroom,

where for some reason, we're
using black and white cameras

from the 1940s.

♪ Thinking 'bout,
thinking 'bout ♪

♪ Thinkin' 'bout,
thinkin' 'bout you and me ♪

My mom told me if you make
your bed, you have a good day.

♪ Oh, so take my hand ♪

♪ We're dancing,
the life of the party ♪

- Hey, Felipe, how'd you sleep?
- Good morning.

- I didn't sleep much.
- What's your middle name?

- Vieira.
- Gator?

- Vieira.
- V... Like Darth Vader?

♪ We go together
like light and morning ♪

- Cheers.
- Cheers. Let's do another one.

♪ Like birds and soaring ♪

♪ Like words and stories ♪

♪ Ooh, we go perfect ♪

♪ Yeah, we go perfectly ♪

Oh, my God, yeah, this morning,
when I woke up,

and there was just, like,
so many shirtless boys...

Oh, my God. When I saw
Jesse's body, I was like...

- Oh, my. Jesse and Felipe.
- Felipe's really cute.

Felipe's really cute.

Today's my actual first
full day in the villa.

Definitely wanna talk
to everyone.

I wanna talk to all the guys.
Gonna get to know all of them.

I definitely have a couple
in mind

that I'm kinda, like, liking.

How did everyone sleep?

Honestly, like, it was
a really comfortable cuddle.

Like, I... didn't, like, hate it.

- You guys looked comfy.
- He was really warm,

and, like, I was freezing.

Was the cuddle happening,
like, most of the night?

- The whole night.
- [gasps] You're joking.

The whole night, bitches.
I slept...

Were you happy with that or no?

Yeah, I mean, I was enjoying it.
Like...

I'm so happy about that for you.

Since me and Sydney
had that one-on-one,

like, you kinda
have to compare, bro,

the differences in between stuff
with Sydney and, you know, Deb,

or Sydney
and somebody like that.

So that's what I'm-a do
for a little bit, you know?

Lot of fish in the tank, bro.

- Isaiah? He's so cute.
- He is. He's really cute.

I mean, he's really...
He just, like...

- He looks like trouble.
- Trouble.

Yes, I feel like he wants to be
trouble, you know what I mean?

- Like...
- Yeah.

He's, like, definitely someone
you have fun with.

Sereniti, did you get any
cuddles last night with Felipe?

- Uh, yeah.
- Did you really?

ALL: Aw!

- Stop it.
- Yeah, it was really sweet.

Oh, my gosh. Am I the only one

who didn't get any cuddles
last night?

We had our legs, like,
intertwined all night.

It was very nice and cozy.

- Really?!
- Aw!

- Cute.
- Yeah.

Deb, how are you feeling
about Jess and...

We didn't really, like, talk
in bed or, like, anything.

Like, I, like, asked him
about the date,

and I was, like, gonna ask him
how he, like, felt about her,

but I, like, got shy,
so I didn't.

- You, big man?
- You know, uh... [sighs]

I got my eyes set on a couple
women, you know? Uh...

[laughter]

They all look very enticing,
so...

uh, I definitely wanna talk
to Val.

Nah, that's what today's about,
man. We made the...

You know,
we gon' meet people today.

- Uh-huh.
- We gon' mingle.

- It's Christmas, baby.
- Yeah, that's for sure.

[laughter]

♪♪♪

NARRATOR:
Sereniti still wants to know

where Felipe's head's at.

Uh, Sereniti,
Iain Stirling here to help.

It's on his shoulders.

Tell me the tea about your date.
I know it was long,

but let me get cozy.
- You know, it was fun, you know?

Yeah. Did you get mad
about my date or no?

No, I wasn't mad about the date.

I think I was just, like,
confused.

Like, is he okay?
Like, where'd he go?

You know, of course,
I'm, you know,

wanna know the details.
Not details,

but just know, like...

You wanna know where is my
head at. You know, like, yeah.

Yeah, and you know, I didn't...
I didn't even know

where you were at period.

Between me and Sereniti now,

I feel like we're still
friends for now,

nothing something more
"romantick-ing" or anything.

But I still don't know her much

to be sure, um, which stage
we are, you know?

- I'm gonna talk with...
- I know. What you got...

- all the ladies.
- Gotta have a talk.

To know them.
I like your personality,

is the one I talk more,
to be honest.

I didn't talk much with
the other girls, you know?

For me, it's like,
if I share to the girls,

and a few are interesting,
one of them,

I'm gonna come to you
and gonna say hey, you know?

- Same. Same. Yeah.
- Like...

Yeah. You don't get that stress,
you know?

- No, no, no.
- You know, so I like it

that way, but you can ask
to marry me, okay?

- Aw, I have to propose?
- I will accept.

- You have to.
- [laughs] Oh, I don't know.

- [laughter]
- It's a pass for me.

NARRATOR: Jesse's all about
his five a day.

Right now, as you can see,
he's got an apple,

and very close to it,
a couple of plums.

You happy we, uh, got to sleep
in the bed together and stuff?

- Yeah. I am, yeah.
- Me, too. Yeah. That was fun.

- That was fun.
- It was.

Yeah, I definitely, like, feel

very, very strongly about you.

You're so easy to get along with
and you're so genuine.

You have a pure heart,
so I really like that about you,

and I don't wanna overstep
my... my boundaries.

No, you can keep
giving me compliments.

- Yeah. [laughs]
- No, you can keep going.

[laughter]

You already know.
You already know.

Yeah, I mean, there's sparks
on my end from me and Deb.

I don't know if she has
that same spark.

The conversations we are
so easy and natural,

and it just flows so well,
but, uh,

Valerie, uh, definitely
sparks my interest as well.

So I just wanna keep
taking it step by step.

Like, even when you got back
from the date last night,

like, the fact that
you said hi to me...

- Yeah.
- I was like, oh, that's cool.

- Yeah. [laughs]
- Of course, of course.

- Yeah.
- Do you still...

Do you wanna, like,
get to know them more?

Or like, where...
Where's your head?

Yeah, yeah, so after that date,
I kinda seen, you know,

Valerie's point of view
on things,

and, uh, I'd like, you know,
to talk to her a little bit,

see where her head's at
and stuff like that.

But honestly,
I'm glad that you went.

- Yeah?
- Because then I feel like

with you exploring
other people...

- Yeah.
- Like, then we can see, like...

- Yeah.
- If what we have is, like,

good or continue.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- I don't know. I'm such, like,

I don't, like, trust people
right away.

Yeah.

So everyone's like a fuckboy
until, like... [laughs]

- Yeah, until proven otherwise.
- Proven otherwise.

- [laughter]
- Yes. Yes. Yes.

Like, I always have my guard up
which is also something

I need to work on.
- Yeah.

'Cause it's like I need to
be more, like, open.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like
and here's...

- It's terrifying.
- Yeah, yeah, it's scary.

- It's scary.
- Like, being vulnerable's awful.

Yeah, that's the word, yeah.
Vulnerability is like,

oh, my gosh, that scares me.

I feel like I did kind of good
today with, like, telling him

that it's hard for me to be
vulnerable,

so that's the first step, right?

Admitting you have a problem.
[laughs]

But I don't know.
I kind of want, like,

a little more from him because

I feel like he definitely knows
where I stand.

I don't know.
Maybe we're both feeling shy.

- What's happening?
- Hello.

- Do you wanna go for a chat?
- Let's go for a chat.

Where should we go?

NARRATOR: Mady has taken
real estate agent Andy

to the craft treehouse,
or as he would describe it,

the generously proportioned

elevated mansion
with panoramic views.

Today I'm just, like,
using this day

as to, like,
get to know everyone,

and, you know,
just feel everyone.

I mean, I think you're in
the same boat as all of us.

Yeah.

Just kinda feeling
everything out.

What do you look for in a guy?

Like, what's your typical,
like...

- Um, I'm Southern.
- Yeah.

- So, like, I want to be pursued.
- Yeah.

I like someone who's, like,
family-oriented

and has good morals,
some manners.

I like this.
You got a whole, like,

you've... you know exactly
what you want. I love it.

What do you do?

My family actually owns
a online clothing store,

- Okay.
- So I do all the... the marketing

and the social media and buying
and picking out clothes.

- Okay.
- Styling, planning the shoot.

- You're a hustler. I love it.
- Adding the inventory online.

I love it. No, that's, like,
super, super attractive

and then just someone that's,
like, independent.

Like, the impression you're
giving me right now,

the way you carry yourself,
like...

Oh.

That's something to be proud of,

because it's really attractive.

- Wow. Thank you.
- So...

I'm definitely excited to be
partnered up with Courtney,

um, but Mady, um, I just really
like the way she carries herself

beyond looks, like, ambition.

You can just tell she's such
an ambitious person.

I just feel like the connection,
the vibe was, um,

just really easy and...

And free-flowing
with her right now.

I mean, it's just a conversation
you didn't really wanna end.

- How y'all feeling?
- Good.

How you doing? You feeling good?

- I'm good.
- Looking good.

Do you wanna go talk over there?

Yeah, we can. Let's go.

NARRATOR: Day two,

and it's clear Isaiah didn't
bring enough hair gel.

It's also clear new girl Valerie
didn't bring enough bikini.

Did you grow up in the U.S.
or...

No, I grew up in Costa Rica.
Yeah.

You said Costa Rica, right?
So for how long?

I was, like, born and raised
over there.

I moved here when I was 16.
Most of my family's

still in Costa Rica,
so I, like, always go there,

like, travel back.
- That's crazy.

So if you wanna go, we can go,
you know?

I wouldn't mind
showing you off there.

- Okay!
- [laughs]

I wanna pull Isaiah for a chat,
but he's been talking

to, um, Val for a while,
but I have not...

They have been talking
for a while.

Yeah, I know, but I could tell
the way they're, like,

cuddled up now, I think she just
saw me look over there,

but, um, awkward.

Like, you're definitely, like,
my physical type for sure.

- Yeah, you are, too. Yeah.
- But, mm-hmm.

I definitely would have
to agree with that.

- It's definitely mutual.
- Okay. Mm-hmm.

She so knows we're looking
at her.

Um, but no,
they're not cuddled up.

- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

'Cause, you know, we were
talking, we were like...

Okay, that makes me feel better.

I don't know if you've noticed,
but you haven't stopped smiling.

- I haven't stopped smiling.
- I know, I know.

So obviously,
that's good energy, right?

I know. It is.

So that's
what you're looking for.

I mean, you look good, so it's
kinda, like, hard not to, like...

- You as well, you as well.
- [laughs]

Definitely have a huge
physical attraction to Isaiah,

but it's like, do I go more
for, like, who I feel like

will be better for me,
or should I go for

who I'm physically attracted to?

You know what I mean? I'm like,
I don't know what to do.

♪♪♪

Isaiah, do you wanna go
for a chat?

Yeah, let's go. Sure.

How are you feeling?

Good, good. How are you?

I'm good.

I wonder if after Isaiah
talks to Mady,

what he'll be feeling?

Isaiah's getting his rounds in,
isn't he?

Yeah, as he should, but, like...

- [cellphone chimes]
- Oh, I think you...

- Is that?
- Did you get a text?

Oh, my gosh! I got a text!

[cheers and applause]

Oh, my God. Somebody got a text?

- Shut up!
- Okay, okay, okay!

- What's going on? Hold on!
- I got a fucking text!

[cheers and applause]

All right, "Islanders,
ships about to get real

in today's challenge
as you lift the lid

on each other's sexiest secrets.

♪ GetWrecked, ♪ShipHappens."

[screaming and applause]

I'm so excited!

Aah!

Cannonball!

[screaming and laughter]

Oh, my God. Secrets.
I am so bad.

I'm scared!

♪ You ain't ready for this ♪

♪♪♪

BAKERMAT: ♪ Baby ♪

♪ My heart is full of love
and desire for you ♪

NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

Yes!
It's "Baywatch: The Musical"!

Finally, I'm gonna meet
David Hasselhoff!

Oh, hang on. It's the first
challenge of the series.

♪ My heart is full of love
and desire for you ♪

NARRATOR: The Islanders
have been microchipped

and released into the wild
to play a game we call

"Ship Happens."

♪ You started this fire
down in my soul ♪

Let's go!

NARRATOR: This challenge
is boys versus girls.

Islanders will retrieve a trunk
from the conveyor belt.

Inside the trunk,
they'll find a prop

and a statement written
on a card.

That is not my bra.

NARRATOR: The Islanders will
read the statement aloud

and guess which Islander
made that statement.

"This girl's graduation gift
was a new pair of boobs

from her parents."
- [laughter]

Get in there.

[laughter]

NARRATOR:
Seal their answers with a kiss,

then go back to the trunk
to reveal

who actually made the statement.

♪ Burning out of control ♪

That's sexy, yeah.

NARRATOR: Get it right, they
earn a point for their team.

The team with the most
points wins, obviously.

♪ Baby, my heart is full
of love and desire for you ♪

♪ Now come on down and do
what you're gonna do ♪

- [cheering]
- That was passionate.

ZETA:
Passionate little one.

Sereniti!

[cheers and laughter]

Graduating college
with three degrees is not easy,

and some kids ask for Jeeps,

and I asked for, you know,
Tia and Tamera.

- [laughter]
- Tia and Tamera.

♪♪♪

- Yeah!
- Let's go, let's go.

♪♪♪

Barbies.

"This girl has hooking up
with other women

on her bucket list."

MEN: Ohh!

You know who is it?
Don't cover their faces, girl.

♪ I see the way
you're looking at me ♪

♪ I need it, so give it to me ♪

WOMEN: Ooh!

♪ I need some sugar,
need some sugar ♪

♪ Know what I need, baby ♪

♪ You're driving me crazy ♪

it just kept going.

One Mississippi,
two Mississippi.

Okay, five Mississippi,
six Mississippi?

- Yo! Whoo!
- Mamma mia.

♪♪♪

- Let's do it. Again.
- Okay.

♪♪♪

[grunts]

♪♪♪

Sydney.

- ALL: Ohh!
- Why not? Girls are hot.

[laughter]

- Okay.
- Okay!

Okay!

A little BDSM coming on now.

"This girl is so wild
in the bedroom

that she once even broke
her bed during sex."

Wow. Who's wild?
Who's like that?

♪♪♪

♪ I wanna hear ya ♪

♪ You don't have to leave ♪

She's... She's a good kisser.

It was just, you know, like,
it was like hitting tidal wives.

♪ Put your lips up to my ear ♪

Maybe they just thought that she
was the answer to the challenge,

but I don't know. Maybe there
was some other intention there.

♪♪♪

Courtney!

[cheering]

Broke the bed.

I would always sneak
my boyfriends in my house.

One day we just started fucking,
like, really passionate.

- Right, it caved in?
- Yeah.

- Boom!
- [laughs]

All right, "This girl has sex
for a total of eight hours

in a 24-hour period."
- That sounds exhausting.

♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

♪ Ready or not ♪

- Give me that.
- ♪ Here I come ♪

He's a cutie for sure,

and the kiss was...
[clicks teeth]

[all cheering]

Good Yelp review, you feel me?
She's great.

- Ohh!
- [laughter]

Mady!

[cheering]

Let's just say
I was really dehydrated.

- Yay!
- [applause]

[laughs]

"This girl hook up with a guy
her friend was dating."

Ooh!

♪ Digging that,
digging that vibe ♪

♪ So why ain't you
on my side? ♪

Well, Valerie had
a really good kiss, you know?

[cheering]

He was getting kinda frisky,
huh?

And I'm not a good sport.

I am not a good sport.
Just put that on the record.

Valerie.

[applause]

Listen, it was in high school.
Y'all can't blame me, okay?

- It was in high school.
- We scored one more.

- Yay!
- [cheers and applause]

- Yo, we have to beat them.
- [cheering]

NARRATOR:
So the boys' turn's over,

and they scored 3 points.

Can the girls do any better?

"This boy cheated
on his girlfriend of six months

during a family vacation
in Mexico."

- All right. Let's get it!
- Whoo!

Okay.

-♪ Gather 'round, get ready ♪

♪ For the breakdown ♪

[laughs]

Yeah!

[cheering and screaming]

I was like, oh, my God.
He's so hot.

I'm sure his tongue matches
the rest of his body, so...

- Aah! Whoa!
- [applause]

- Yeah, look at the tongue.
- Yeah!

[sighs] Back off. God, it's
like, finders, keepers, bitches.

Okay, let's find out.

[cheering]

- Yeah!
- [laughter]

It's definitely not something
I'm proud of, though.

- We got one.
- Ooh.

I wonder what day is it.

"This boy got over his ex
by getting under four girls

within five days."

Oh, my God.

Ha!

Mmm!

♪ As we Double Dutch,
you know we got the bounce ♪

♪ We got the magic touch ♪

- Yeah!
- [applause]

- Andy!
- [laughter]

You know what?
Everyone has a hoe phase.

Okay, sir.

"This boy once had a foursome
with him and three girls."

Sounds like a fun time.

- Yeah.
- Obviously.

- All right.
- Baby!

♪ Kiss me like summer when
I fall for you ♪

- Why it's always me?
- [laughter]

[speaks indistinctly]

Yeah!

♪ They said you ready for it,
it'll make you.. ♪

I'm very competitive,
so I was, like, pretty sure

that it was Felipe, so I was
like, let's get a point.

And he actually kisses good,
so I don't mind going

and, like, kissing him again.

- Okay!
- [cheering]

The second one is always
getting better

than the first, you know?

- Ohh!
- Oh!

Raise your hand if you've been
kissed by Felipe.

Let me put my hand down,
obviously.

♪ Kiss me like summer ♪

Okay, and the boy is...

Yes!

[screams and cheers]

Yes!

That was my fault.
I went to the toilet.

When I come back, they are
in the bed naked and, like,

"I'm waiting for you,"
and I'm like, okay, why not?

- [laughter]
- And I'm like, okay!

[laughter]

NARRATOR:
The score is 3-2, to the boys,

not that it matters.

We spent the entire budget
on props,

so there's nothing left
for a prize.

Anyway, back to the villa,
you lot. What a waste of time.

♪♪♪

NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

The challenge posed
some big questions,

like when Sereniti
got her new boobs

as a graduation present,

were they gift-wrapped together
or separately?

You know, uh, the game was cool,
though, man.

I got to kiss a couple ladies
today.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Who hopped on you?
- Yeah, you know, Courtney,

you know, after she...
Yeah, it was Courtney.

Yeah, I'm mad she guessed it,
though.

They got that. Like, they just
knew it was me, you know?

- I'm like...
- [laughter]

I don't know how Deb feeling
after, you know,

she found out I cheated on
my ex-girlfriend, you feel me?

Were any of those shocking
to you guys? Like...

Oh, yeah, I was gonna ask that,
yeah.

The cheating one in, um, Mexico.

- Yeah, I think...
- I'd hate that.

That annoyed me.

- With Jesse?
- Yeah.

- That annoyed you?
- Oh, my gosh. My heart. Did it?

A little bit. I just don't...
I don't do, like, cheating.

I don't do cheating.
I've been cheated on.

That was, like, kinda hit...
kinda hit a sensitive spot,

and I, like, didn't want
to feel that.

I didn't want it to hit a spot.

- I mean...
- Well, maybe that was...

That was actually a moment that
kinda led him to understanding,

like, okay, like, trust,
loyalty's important.

Hopefully.

They not angels over there.

There were some crazy cards
pulled down, so...

- For real.
- [laughs] Yo, we gotta

discuss that at some point,
right?

- We all have our shit, bro.
- And that's your past.

- You learn from that.
- No, no, yeah, you good, bro.

You good.

- Who'd you kiss?
- Timmy and Isaiah.

- Timmy and Isaiah. Okay.
- Um, they were both really good.

Oh, were they?

- I think Timmy is the better...
- The better kisser than Isaiah?

I mean, they both were
really good,

but I think Timmy was...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The kiss with Timmy just kinda,
like, confirmed

that there's... that there's
definitely a connection there.

I would have liked kissing Jesse
'cause I feel like

he was gonna be a good kisser.
- Yeah, I know.

I felt like he was gonna be...
yeah.

And I was like, please give me
a reason for him to hold me.

Give me a reason for him
to touch me or something.

Like, I wanna feel a big man.
[laughs]

♪♪♪

Was there any... any that were
surprising to you guys?

Yeah, I think your...
Your graduation gift

was surprising to me, you know?
- Really?

We was all pretty shocked.

'Cause they didn't guess it
at all.

Yeah, we didn't guess that,
like, at all.

- [cellphone chimes]
- We were shocked.

- But even the one...
- Oh, my God. Did I get a text?

What?

Aah! I got a text!

[cheering]

Oh, man.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

- [cheering]
- Hey! Come on!

[laughter, indistinct shouting]

You guys are gonna wanna
sit down for this one. Uh...

"Valerie and Mady, tonight you
will each couple up

with a boy of your choice,

leaving two girls
single and vulnerable.

♪ NoGirlCode, ♪StealtheShow."

- #Yikes.
- Ooh.

#INeedToSitDown.

Crazy.

#INeedToProcess.

[laughter]

You guys... you guys
think about it.

Well, I feel like I definitely
have conversations to do...

- MADY: Yeah.
- Before I make that decision.

I have a lot to think about.

NARRATOR: Mady and Valerie
are about to steal two boys.

Yeah, they're gonna commit
daylight robbery,

but at night, s-so basically,
i-it's a... it's a robbery.

Do you know what's funny,
though, about recouplings?

- It changes everything.
- That's right.

It's like everybody's stuff
gets, like, jacked up.

The mess just fucking started.

TWOCOLORS:
♪ Love me, love me ♪

♪ Say that you love me ♪

♪ Fool me, fool me ♪

♪ Go on and fool me ♪

♪ Love me, love me ♪

How are y'all feeling
about tonight?

♪ Fool me, fool me ♪

I feel like I'm just gonna go

with what's right
at the moment. [laughs]

You guys have a tough decision
to make for sure.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm in such a, like,
tough situation.

I just, I really haven't
made up my mind yet.

Do you know
what you're gonna do?

No, I really don't.

It's like I have, like,
three or four people.

Really?! It's like, all of them,
so you've made no progress!

- [laughs]
- Trust me, trust me, I know.

I have to choose someone
to couple up with tonight

and potentially step
on some people's toes,

but really, the hard part
is just kind of deciding

what I think
is the right choice for me,

and that's really hard.
The pressure's on.

♪♪♪

I'm a little stressed
for tonight

because Valerie, I cannot
tell you a single thing about.

I don't know what
she's thinking.

Her cards are, like,
she is not sharing any details.

♪♪♪

♪ Love me, love me ♪

VALERIE: Yeah, I could
definitely use it now.

♪ Love me, love me ♪

- We got Sydney right here.
- ♪ Say that you love me ♪

Cheers to all of us
being so beautiful,

intelligent, gorgeous,
and I'm so happy to have y'all.

So cheers.

[cheering]

♪♪♪

The ladies of the night.

♪ Love me, love me ♪

♪ Say that you love me ♪

♪♪♪

♪ No problem,
I'm feeling awesome ♪

♪ We are,
once we at the function ♪

♪ We're only vibing,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

TIMMY: She chose the kid.
She chose me. Ooh.

- Mmm.
- We gonna talk, I guess.

ZETA: Are they holding hands?
Are you fucking joking?

NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

New girl Mady's quickly becoming
part of the furniture,

and tonight,
the part of the furniture

she's becoming is the sofa.

[sighs] How are you feeling
this evening?

TIMMY:
A nice, fun day today.

I know. That was
my first "Love Island" kiss.

Ah. Actually, I'll let you in
on the inside.

- Okay.
- Um...

- Okay.
- When...

When it was my turn and then,
uh, I read out that card,

uh, so, like, there was like
no real, uh... strategy.

Like, it was... I'm just, like,
"Yo, guys. I'm kissing Mady."

- I like that.
- Yeah. Yeah, so...

- I like that.
- That's... That's

- So you really took initiative.
- For sure.

- Okay.
- They can vouch for it.

Ask 'em. For sure.

- I like that. Brownie points.
- Okay.

I like brownie points,
and I like brownies, too, so...

I actually can bake
some really good brownies.

- Yeah. Oh, yeah?
- It's from the box.

I'm just gonna kick off,
you know?

Whatever. It'll... it'll be
a good test,

but obviously,
I'm gonna be bummed out.

I know it's early.
I just know again, I know you,

but, like, you seem
very trustworthy,

and, like, in a place
where you're ready to just...

keep it real with somebody
and, you know, build on that.

I've just got this really,
really strong intuition

that Mady
is going to choose Timmy.

So, yeah, if he does
get chosen tonight,

it's just gonna be difficult

not laying in the same bed
with him.

I'm just gonna be thinking,
like,

what are they chatting about?
Like, the whole time,

just wanting to, like,
be beside him.

I'm just all over the board
with my emotions right now.

You are, like, somebody that
I am attracted to.

- Yeah.
- And I definitely wanna, like,

get to know you more.
- Yeah, yeah, same here.

I have to, like,
make a decision.

- Just relax, you know?
- Mm-hmm.

Don't feel like it's, you know,
pressure, you know?

There's no pressure, no nothing.
I feel ya.

You know what I'm saying?
Like...

I guess, like, I feel like
right now I'm just going

based off, like,
the physical attraction.

- Mm-hmm.
- You know, I haven't had

that, like, spark that I'm,
like, looking for...

- Mm-hmm.
- With, like, anybody yet.

- Mm-hmm.
- Which is okay.

Yeah.

Like, a part of me feels like
I can get there with you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess wanted to, like, check
and, like, make sure

that was, like, reciprocated
as well, but...

It's reciprocated as well.

♪♪♪

You caught my eye. You know,
obviously, looks-wise.

- Like, blondes, blue eyes.
- [giggles]

Like, yeah, that's...

- That's your type?
- That's my type, but then...

what I've learned is, like,
there's a lot more to it

than just that, and...
- Mm-hmm.

And I liked...

I liked everything that
you kinda said this morning.

Like, it is what I guess I've
been looking for in somebody.

- So...
- That's sweet.

Yeah. So... and I don't know
where your head's at.

I don't know what your thoughts
were from this morning, but...

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel like we had
a really good conversation.

Yeah.

Andy just kind of came out
of nowhere

and told me how...
How he was feeling,

and that just spoke
really loudly to me.

I really don't know
what I'm gonna do,

because I had good conversations
with all of them earlier,

and right now I'm just, like,
really confused.

NARRATOR:
Sydney's coupled up with Isaiah,

who's a waiter,
which, of course,

is a traditional
Californian word,

meaning "out of work actor."

You cold?
What's your arms crossed for?

A little bit.

What?

Obviously, you're beautiful,
you know?

You have a great smile.

I guess that I love how
spontaneous you are with stuff.

I definitely, like,
I don't know.

There's... There's something.

There's something that
I'm just missing from you

that I don't know about yet.

[sighs] Okay.

CANNONS: ♪ I bought
a ticket to your show ♪

Are there any other girls
you wanna go pull for a chat?

♪ Did you see me,
did you know? ♪

- I don't know.
- Uh...

♪ I was standing
in the back row ♪

Did I look like a red flag?

No, you don't look
like a red flag.

♪ Down low ♪

We'll see.

Isaiah, I'm so sorry
that I'm doing this right now.

- Oh, no.
- Can I speak to you

for a second?
- Yeah, sure.

♪ Now you're somebody's baby ♪

Do you wanna go up there?
I haven't been there.

- Yeah, sure.
- ♪ I'll be on my way ♪

How you doing with Sydney?

Oh, you right away,
right away you...

Yeah, I wanna know.
I went straight to the point.

♪ I've been living
in a bad dream, bad dream ♪

♪♪♪

♪ I've been living
in a bad, bad dream ♪

♪♪♪

So me and Sydney, like,
I've been just, you know,

I've been really trying
to be with her.

'Cause obviously,
the chem's there, okay?

- Mm-hmm.
- I'm just... I'm very...

I'm very picky, and it's like,

it may seem like I'm calling her
out for a lot of stuff,

but I may look like a dick,
but I'm not trying to do that.

Mm-hmm.
I mean, you gotta be honest

at the end of the day, too.

When Isaiah talks to me,
he, like, hammers me sometimes.

I'm just, like, shit, and I just
really caught the vibe

that I guess he doesn't like me
for some reason. I don't know.

And I'm just like, okay, dude,
if you don't like me,

like, that's fine, like, just,
like, so intense, you know?

Like, I can't take the pressure
of it, like...

Any red flag,
I'm-a call you out for.

If you don't see any red flags,
that's a red flag.

You don't see any red flags
with me?

- I'll get... I'll get to that.
- [laughs]

I'll get to that.

Honestly, I didn't see
any red flags from you.

Like, I feel like you're so
my type that it can hurt me,

and I think that's what,
like, I was scared of.

Like, would you say
your attraction towards me

is strong as mine for you?
- Oh, yeah, no, I'm definitely...

I'm definitely attracted
to you for sure.

Mm-hmm.

[sighs] Tonight is
a big decision for me.

I have different connections
going on with people,

but I definitely gotta pick
what's best for me right now,

what feels the best and what
feels the most natural.

And I think I know... I know
what I'm gonna go for.

Like, you can open up to me.
You can talk to me.

I'm... I'm super down.

♪ I've been living
in a bad dream ♪

[voice breaking]
Yeah, I'm just, like, over it.

I'm done with these, like,
I don't know.

I have yet to find a king
who can deal with a queen.

♪ I've been living
in a bad dream ♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

New girls Valerie and Mady

are about to rip apart
two loving couples

whose roots go all the way back
to yesterday at around 11 a.m.

- MADY: How do you feel?
- I try to, like, make my picks

and, like, go outside
of my comfort zone to, like,

maybe chase a little bit.

Tonight's decision's gonna be
so hard.

With Isaiah, there's definitely
the physical attraction,

and Jesse, like,
the times we do speak,

it feels good.
Like, it feels very natural.

So it's definitely making
my decision a lot harder.

Right now, I'm like,
what the hell am I gonna do?

There's two people
I'm really torn about...

Timmy and Andy.

You know, Timmy, I've kissed,

but he's in a really strong
couple right now.

And then Andy...
We haven't kissed,

but I feel like we have a really
good, strong connection.

I'm anxious. I have no idea.

- [cellphone chimes]
- I...

- She got a text.
- I got a text!

- [gasps]
- ALL: Ooh!

- Ohh!
- Oh, my God.

[exhales deeply]

I'm, like, do I have to be part
of this?

[laughs]

"Mady and Valerie,
it's decision time.

All Islanders must now gather
at the firepit.

"#FeeltheSteal."

Okay, okay.

- This is serious, you know?
- I know.

♪ All in my mind ♪

♪ I've been high and low ♪

♪ Fighting shadows below ♪

NARRATOR: Mady and Valerie
are doing what I always enjoy

after a night out...
Staring at five guys,

drooling, and wondering which
one I want to take to bed.

♪ I... there's nowhere
left to hide ♪

♪♪♪

I want to couple up
with this boy

because I feel like
I've expressed that

I really want to be pursued,
and I want someone

to value who I am as a person.

I feel like this person
really took me by surprise.

He's family-oriented.

♪♪♪

So the boy that I would like
to couple up with is...

♪ Now you set me free ♪

♪ Got the devil out of me ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Brought the devil out of me ♪

Andy.

[Union's "I Take What I Want"
playing]

♪ Ooh, I'm coming, coming ♪

Well, damn.

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I'm coming, coming ♪

♪ I'm gonna do what I ♪

♪ I'm gonna take what I want ♪

♪ I'm gonna take what I ♪

♪ I take what I want ♪

♪ I'm gonna take what I ♪

I would like to couple up
with this boy because

he is very handsome
and very confident.

♪♪♪

He has pushed me to go
with what feels right

and trust my gut.

♪♪♪

He doesn't feel like he's
intimidated by my presence.

This guy kinda came into me
really unexpected.

We vibe on a similar level.

We kinda have
a similar personality.

♪ I take what I want ♪

That's one of the things
that attracts me to him,

but then, of course,
he's really freaking hot.

♪ I take what I want ♪

♪♪♪

So the boy that I would like
to couple up with is...

♪ I take what I want ♪

NARRATOR:
Tomorrow night...

someone's...

in for a shock.

[dramatic music playing]