Love Island (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 1 - Episode #4.1 - full transcript

Welcome to a brand-new season
of "Love Island USA."

Your summer fix is back,

and it is sexier, steamier,
and streamier than ever before.

I'm Sarah Hyland, and I am
so excited to be joining

the "Love Island USA" family
in our new home here on Peacock.

And speaking of new homes,

I mean, come on. Have you
checked out the brand-new...

Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.

Could you hold on one second?

Hello?

Oh, my God! Hi, babes!



Yeah! No, I'm here.

Yeah, I literally just
told everybody about the move.

Yeah, no, I just told them
the Peacock thing,

the steamier, streamier thing,
the whole marketing pitch.

Where are you?

Oh.

No, I went down the beach,

then took the right,
then the second left.

Ohh. Oh!

Oh, the first left?

Oh, no, I did not do that.

Then whose place is this?

It is your place!

Great. Girl, I gotta go.
I am trespassing. Bye.



Yes! Oh! I'm so sorry!

Um, love what you have done
with the place.

It's so cute. Looks fantastic.

Have so much fun
with your groceries, okay?

That Sarah Hyland's
got style, class,

and no GPS on her phone.

Let's meet the class of 2022,
starting with Deb,

whose car broke down.

Very well put
together... the package, I mean.

Over the next six weeks,
this lot and many others

will be heading
for "Love Island USA."

Throughout,
you will make decisions

that will impact them
in real time,

and in the end, you'll crown
"Love Island USA's"

winning couple of 2022,

and they'll have the chance
to win $100,000.

Ah, now this is more like it.
This is a "Love Island" villa.

A little bit late to the party,
but here I am.

America,
cancel your summer plans,

because the hottest,
most talked-about

dating show in the world
is here,

and it starts right now.

Bring on the girls. I'm gonna go
put on something sparkly!

Oh, my God!

- "Love Island"!
- Whoo!

Aah!

Oh, my God! Hi! I'm Deb!

I'm Sereniti! Nice meeting you!

Oh, my God, girl!

- Shut up!
- So freaking...

This looks so freaking amazing!

I can't believe we get
to live here!

Oh, my goodness! The signs!

"This Must Be the Place"!

- "All the Feels."
- "My Type on Paper."

Can I touch the water?

- Is it real water?
- Yeah.

- Are you gonna work out?
- Yes.

My abs are gonna be here
in five to seven days,

business days, yes.
They're gonna be here.

- We'll do it together.
- Champagne! Aah! Okay.

Oh, my God.
Look at these pink chairs.

- Stop it.
- And look at this bottle!

You wanna pop it?

Oh, my God!

- Let's go!
- That was such a great pop!

- That was such a good pop.
- Okay.

Pop, lock, and don't spill it.

- Mmm.
- We don't waste around here.

No, we don't waste.
I knew I liked you.

So get down to the deets.

What are we looking for?

- What is our future papa?
- Oh. Future papa.

Who is our future papa?
You know what I need?

I just need someone to give me
attention, that's all.

Male attention is
what our life...

My type is attention.

Camera mark.

Oh, yeah. I forgot to put on
underwear.

My name is Deb Chubb. I'm 26.

I live
in Redondo Beach, California,

and I've been single for so long
that if I don't find love here,

I'm becoming a "anun." A nun.
Fuck.

I love making out.

I don't understand why
you're not allowed to date

every single one of the guys
in the villa.

The perfect man
is tall, tan, muscular.

I'm kind of into mullets
right now, but I mean,

it's not a deal-breaker.

Manners are so big for me.

As little ships go out to sea,
I dip my spoon away from me.

That's how you eat soup.

Like, my personality's
really big, and usually,

either a guy
can't take me seriously,

or I can't take myself
serious enough.

I'm finally ready to, like,
settle down.

It's been four years.
I'm gonna take it serious now.

"Love Island," you better find
me some fricking love. Help.

I'm gonna try to find
a wholesome man.

I don't wanna just be
distracted.

- Yes.
- But I know it's gonna be hard.

I feel you. I think... I-I look
for intelligence, too.

- Yeah.
- Like, if I can find a man

that, you know, if he got
something working up there...

- Yeah.
- I love that.

- Yeah.
- I would love that.

Like, I think I've always
dated for personality

and not looks.
- Mm-hmm.

And now, like, I wanna find
someone that, like,

I wanna jump his bones
mentally, emotionally,

and physically.
- Mmm! I like that.

Yeah, I'm trying to hop on that.

I like that. They should
make that a neon sign.

- I know. Mentally, emotionally.
- Jump my bones

mentally, physically.
- Jump the bone.

Let's loosen up, guys.
Where's the vodka at?

I'm Sereneti. I'm 28 years old.

I'm a bartender,
and I live in New Orleans,

where the crawfish does me good.

I was raised in a very, like,
small town

where there was not many girls
that looked like me,

so I never thought I was pretty.

You know when they say you're,
like, short or not attractive,

you're, like, funny?

Now I'm, like, funny
and, like, kinda cute.

Stopped being the second player.
I'm number one now, baby.

A lot of people say
that I'm intimidating,

which I am not intimidating.

I am, like, the sweetest person
ever until...

Just kidding.

My dad... he's a pastor, but I'm
adventurous in the bedroom.

I'm all about being open
about talking about sex.

In the name of Jesus, of course.

I'm just not willing to settle.

Being previously engaged,
I thought that was love,

but I don't think love
has actually hit me yet.

The goal is still marriage.

Love is a journey.
Love is a road.

Love is a... a hill, valley.

Whatever you want, it's...
Love is landscape.

Let's say that.

And I'm just trying to get
to the end of it.

I came here hoping
and thinking that

I'm really gonna find what
I'm looking for here.

- No...
- I'm gonna go all in.

I'm literally the same way.
I was like,

I've tried dating apps.
I've tried dating in real life.

Dating apps are very terrifying.

I was like, listen,
this is my last resort.

Yes, no, this is it.
Like, y'all,

we need to figure this out.
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God!
- Stop it!

You are gorgeous, baby!

Hey, y'all!

- Welcome to our home!
- You are so cute!

- So are you guys!
- Aah!

- I'm Sereniti.
- Sydney. Nice to meet you.

- Sydney! Happy to meet you.
- Oh, my God.

That color looks so good on you.

- Oh, my God. Thank you!
- Hi. I'm Deb!

- Nice to meet you.
- You are a bombshell.

- Your hair!
- Thank you.

- We needed a redhead.
- Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

I finally get to meet my love!

My name's Sydney.
I'm 22 years old.

I'm from Houston, Texas.

My best friends
would describe me

as savage, spontaneous,
funny as fuck.

Can we cuss on "Love Island"?

Oh, perfect.

I feel like I have
the worst experience with men.

They always wanna hook up
with a redhead,

but none of them wanna cup
a redhead.

I don't know if I'm too much
for them.

My red flags are if they don't
compliment you every day.

I'm not needy, but, like,
it takes a lot to piss me off,

but like, if you do, like,
I will verbally annihilate you.

But other than that,
I'm super nice.

I know what I want,
and, like, I don't have room

for any pussy shit,
and I need a fellow king

to match my queen-ism.

- How long have you been single?
- Aah!

- What happened?
- Give us all the tea.

The relationship got kinda toxic
towards the end,

and obviously,
I immediately cut it off,

and I just haven't looked back.

- Do you still talk to him?
- Fuck, no.

- Good. Good, good.
- Great answer.

- Bring the...
- Hey!

Hello, baby!

- Oh, my God! You are gorgeous!
- Hi!

Stop! Your legs!

That's... You're the long-legged
baby!

- Hi!
- I'm Deb!

Nice to meet you!

Legs for days, man!
Oh!

- I'm Sydney! Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you!

- You're gorgeous.
- Hi, sexy!

- Are you British?
- Yeah, I am.

Oh, my God.
I'm absolutely buzzing.

I'm Zeta. I'm 29 years old.

I'm from London, and I am here
to find my husband.

Yeah, I model, and I'm
the world's sexiest babysitter.

So I get a lot of young boys

just staring at my boobs,
shooting their shot.

They're actually quite bold,
you know. It's so interesting.

I thoroughly love being a Brit,
but being a Brit in America...

Definitely very interesting.

I can't say, like,
"Oh, can I have a cup of water?"

They're like,
"What are you saying?"

Like, now I literally say,
like...

Can I have water?

Oh, say, "Dickheads."

I think that you can kind of
make out what that means.

Dickheads.

Today I was chattin'
with somebody,

and we said, "fanny,"

and apparently, "fanny" means
your bum in America,

but "fanny" definitely means...
your girl downstairs.

Your fanny. Like, when
you get fanny flutters,

it means your vajayjay's
tingling a bit.

I've dated so many different
kinds of men...

Israeli, Black, white, Asian.

I do miss being really turned on
by somebody that you're with,

but I haven't felt that
in a while,

so I'm hoping I'll feel it
in the villa.

"Love Island,"
please find me a husband.

Send me all the lads.

I'm praying that my
fanny flutter is in the villa.

My exes... one was Israeli,
and, like, in his 40s.

- Okay. Okay.
- Oh, ooh.

And then was, like,
two years younger than me.

He was 25 when I was 27.

My longest one
was three and a half years.

Did you think that was,
like, it?

- No. No.
- No. You knew.

I knew, yeah, and that's...

That's what's unfortunate
about it.

I was so attracted to him
in every single way,

and physically,
he's really handsome as well.

But I didn't wanna rip
his pants off.

- Mm, yeah.
- And, like, you need that.

You need that.

Hi!

Oh, my God!

- Sexy!
- Oh, my God.

We have bombshells
left and right.

Hi! Oh, my God.
You're so pretty!

- So are you!
- Your body!

So are you!
I literally can't believe this.

Yay!

My name is Courtney. I'm 24.

I'm originally
from Winter Park, Florida,

and I'm a stylist.

Wow.

I am super bubbly.
I love to laugh.

I have a very raunchy sense
of humor.

I'm kind of working on trying
not to say things

right when they come to my head
because it's like word vomit.

Yes! Of course not.
Whatever the fuck you want.

People tell me all the time
that I'm too much,

and I'm like, well, you just
need bigger hands,

motherfucker, shit.

Like, if you can't handle
all this woman and this body,

that's your problem, not mine.

It's interesting,
because I'm a stylist,

but my most favorite outfit
is not extra

'cause I just love being naked.

All my exes are like, "I miss
you being naked in my house,"

and I'm like, "I bet you do.

I was the ornament
in that bitch."

The most important qualities
in a relationship to me

are emotional intelligence,
a sense of humor, ambition.

And I don't know,

I just really need a dick at
the end of the day.

My wildest fantasy
is to have sex in space

on a fucking spaceship.

This is me.
This is what you get.

Like, the boys definitely need
to watch out

because I'm gonna ruin
their fucking lives

in the best way possible.

Okay, past relationships. Go.

Um, well, two of them are girls.

- Oh, honey, yeah.
- Okay.

- Okay, all right, so like...
- Yeah.

- You're into everything.
- Uh, yeah.

I don't know what
the right words are.

- Um, just, like, bisexual.
- Okay, cool!

- Yeah.
- I love that.

- It was really good.
- I love that.

- It was really good.
- Stop, before I end up

leaving this villa.

Cheers.

Yeah, cheers.
Five fantastic girls,

and here's another one for ya...

The host of "Love Island,"
Sarah Hyland.

In fact, you could call the show
"Love Hyland."

You're welcome, America.

Hello, girls!

Oh, my God!

Welcome to "Love Island"!

How amazing is this?

- Amazing!
- We love it here.

- We love it here.
- Come join me at the fire pit.

Oh, I'm ready to do it.

- Yes, babe!
- Hi!

How are we doing?
Are we excited? Nervous?

- Excited.
- We looking for a man, baby.

Where's the boys?

- I want the boys.
- You want the boys?

Yes!

Well, we're gonna have
the boys for you.

I love that.

Have any of you
been in love before?

- Yes.
- Love, love?

Yes.
Definitely once, I was in love.

I thought I was going the whole
way at one point, but...

- Oh, my gosh. That hurts.
- Not my way. Yeah.

- In the moment, I thought I was.
- Mm-hmm.

But looking back,
I definitely was not.

- Yeah.
- Okay, like hindsight.

It was more like lust
or wanted it to work out thing.

I think I need to delve deeper
into, like, my own feelings

to get that connection.
- Mm-hmm.

And I'm ready. I've been single
for, like, five years,

and it's just been because
I'm so anti, like...

'cause I just don't wanna get
hurt, obviously, but...

Yeah, and I totally get you.
Like, I think that there's

a difference between puppy love.
- Mm-hmm.

Where you really think that,
like, you are in love,

and as you get older, you go,

oh, that wasn't love
at all, girl.

- Yeah.
- And it's fine.

So are we here for love
or a good time?

- Ooh.
- Love.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Love is a good time.
- Love is a good time!

Yeah!

You can't have love
without a good time.

Yeah, exactly.

I think love is, like, top notch
what I'm coming for.

Like, if that's something
that's silly to believe in,

then call me silly. I want it.
- Not silly.

I'm here for love, honestly.
I'm just ready to find the one.

I feel like, I don't know.

I'm done with the douchebags.
Over it.

Hopefully my bae's here!

- Oh.
- He'll be.

I have so much love to give.

I think it'd be nice to, like,
have someone to give it to

who deserves it.
- Yeah.

Are you ready to meet some boys?

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Are you ready? You excited?

- Yes!
- All right! Let's do this!

- Come on! Follow me!
- Aah!

Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys!

Okay, ladies,

you are about to couple up
for the first time.

The boys will enter the villa
one by one,

and I will ask you
to step forward

if you are attracted to them.

The boys will then choose
who they want to couple up with.

So... shall we meet
our first boy?

- Yeah!
- Aah!

- Is this happening for real?
- It's happening for real!

Yes!

Here we go! This is...

Andy.

Okay, he's cute.

Oh, my goodness.

Whoo!

You guys look way too good!

We're feeling good right now!

My name's Andy.
I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

I'm Minnesota nice. "Ope" is
such staple in Minnesota.

The word "ope" comes out of my
mouth probably 50 times a day.

Ope. Ope. I mean, it's,
"Ope, let me sneak right by ya."

You're gonna be hearing it
all night long. Ope.

I'm a college athlete turned
Realtor recently.

A lot of people will come to me,
asking to look for a home.

But in reality, they're just
looking for a date from me.

They wanna go on a "showing."

Ope. Trust me.

I've definitely had
a type in the past...

A tan blonde, athletic,
a nice ass, and nice legs.

In the bedroom,
I love when they say, "Daddy."

If you call me "Daddy,"
it's game over. Ope.

But I normally
am the heartbreaker,

and I don't wanna break
any more hearts.

Coming into "Love Island," to
say I'm not a little nervous...

maybe a little bit, but I am
just super confident that

I'm gonna meet
some spontaneous, hot girls.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'm super excited.

Andy, welcome to
the "Love Island" villa.

- How you feelin'?
- I'm feeling good, excited.

- Yeah?
- Definitely ready to be here.

- What do you think?
- I'm speechless right now.

Five absolutely beautiful girls.
I'm speechless.

- I said the same thing.
- Yeah.

Andy, "Love Island" is all about
finding your perfect match,

and it all starts here
with a very important decision

about who you wanna
couple up with.

Here we have
five gorgeous girls...

Zeta, Courtney, Deb,
Sereniti, and Sydney.

And the good news for you, Andy,

is that you are the first boy
through that door,

so you get first pick.

I'm honored. I'm excited.

You should be. Look at that.

But before
you make your decision,

let me help you out by finding
out who is attracted to you.

Let's do it.

Okay, girls.

If Andy is your type,
then step forward.

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

Estate agent Andy
is very impressed

with what he sees.

The resale value of this villa
is off the charts.

But will any of the girls make
an offer for him?

Okay, girls.
If Andy is your type,

then step forward.

Sereniti stepped forward.

Sereniti, what did you see
in Andy that you liked?

I'm a sucker for a nice smile.

Not too smiley fake.

That would be like,
"Cheese, baby."

I love a good smile,
and I like me a tall gent.

- Okay.
- You know what I'm saying?

I'm trying to climb a tree.

So, Andy, it is decision time.

Yeah.

Sereniti stepped forward
for you,

but what are you gonna do?

Do you want to couple up
with Sereniti,

or do you want to choose
somebody else?

It's completely up to you.

I would love to couple up
with Courtney.

- Okay!
- Whoo!

Okay!

- Courtney, are you happy?
- Yeah, I'm good.

Okay, Andy, go get your girl.

- Let's go.
- Yay!

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Nice to meet you.
- Oh, goodness.

- You are beautiful.
- Thank you.

Now, Sereniti,
you stepped forward,

but you didn't get picked.

You know,
shooter shoot they shot.

- Shake it off. Shake it off.
- We shoot, and you know,

I'm sorry. I got three quarters.
I'm still... I'm still ready.

Be ready, girl. Trust me.

Now, Zeta, why didn't you
step forward?

Do you know what?
We didn't have any eye contact.

Thought he wasn't really looking
at me, so I was like nah.

- Yeah.
- But he's really handsome.

Yeah.

Deb, why didn't you step
forward?

I think I'm gonna have
to get over the accent.

Oh, my goodness.

She doesn't
like the Minnesota accent.

You're so handsome, but, like...

I'm just have to get used to it.

- Courtney, how you feeling?
- I'm a little bit surprised.

- Why didn't you step forward?
- Um, honestly, I just wanted

to, like, not put all my eggs
in one basket at first.

We have our first
"Love Island" couple of 2022,

Courtney & Andy.

Yay.

Okay, girls, time to meet
our next boy.

Say hello to Timmy.

Ooh, he's fine.

Oh, oh, oh.

Come a little faster.

I'll hurry up, I'll hurry up.

Definitely "Love Island."

Uh, uh, yo, it's Timmy Swerve.
I'm from New York City.

I'm in the field of sales.

I'm a personal trainer
and a real estate agent.

Who is Timmy Swerve?
I mean, if you asking me,

mind your business.

I could say I swerve love
up until this point, you know?

Unfortunately, it's always been
something that was

a little roadblock in the way,
so I have to swerve that shit.

I like organic vibes, so that's
liking a couple pictures

and then sliding in there.

Hey, baby, I notice you
noticing me,

and I just wanna give you
a notice that I notice you, too.

I love words, wordplay,

metaphors, similes, entendres,
all that.

Be yourself. Don't G yourself.
Like me how you see yourself.

Me yourself.
I just said, "me yourself."

Gotta catch up to that.

As far as love, I'm ready
to build a connection.

Once they start chopping
down the walls a bit,

you know, the persona and the,
you know, the ego and all that,

that's when the true Timmy
comes about.

Listen, life is a movie. Who you
wanna watch this movie with?

I want that partner in crime.

That one partner for you
is gonna be the true happiness,

and I... I'm looking for that.

- How we doing, ladies?
- Hello.

Pretty good.

Definitely got
your beauty sleep.

Everybody looks good.

This is a lot to absorb
right now.

How you doing, Timmy?
You good?

- I'm doing great, yes.
- Yeah?

- Yeah, can't complain.
- Yeah, you're on "Love Island."

So I won't, yeah, yeah.

You look great yourself.
Look at that dress.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Thank you for noticing.
- Of course.

Well, Timmy, it is time
you get coupled up.

Okay.

Now let me bring you
up to speed.

We already have one couple...
Courtney & Andy.

Yeah.

But everyone else
is still single.

Gotchu.

Now you can couple up
with any of the girls,

including Courtney.

Okay, girls.
The same rules apply.

I'm going to ask you
to step forward

if Timmy is your kinda guy.

Okay, ladies,
who is feeling Timmy?

I'll step forward... Oh!

- Oh!
- I knew that was gonna happen.

She's already falling for you.

I would say it, honestly.

Love is in the air.
It's beautiful. It's magical.

- Zeta has also stepped forward.
- Zeta.

Zeta, why did you step forward?

I just like his confidence,
like, and you're really fit.

- Appreciate that. Yeah.
- Yeah, you're sexy.

The feeling is mutual, for sure.

Thank you.

Sydney, what turned you on
about Timmy?

He's pretty smooth
with his words,

and he's pretty fine.
I mean, look at him.

Mmm, thank you.

Zeta and Sydney have stepped
forward for you,

but don't forget that you can
choose any girl you want...

Even Courtney, who is currently
coupled up with Andy.

So, Timmy,
who are you going to pick?

I'm gonna have to go
with Zeta over here.

Aw.

Aw.

- Go get your girl!
- Hey.

Zeta, right?

- Hey.
- Zeta, what's up?

- Nice to meet you.
- Thank you. You, too.

- You're looking nice today.
- Thank you.

- Zeta, how you feeling?
- I'm taking him home.

- Amazing.
- Let's just do this.

- Yeah, let's just go.
- We're actually done.

Timmy, how do you feel
about your choice?

I'm happy. Yeah, she, you know,
I could sense the warm energy...

- Aw.
- Her... that she gave me.

And, you know, I'm here for it.

- Good!
- Oh!

We have our second couple
of "Love Island" 2022!

Congratulations, guys.
Zeta & Timmy.

Are you ready to meet
our next boy?

- Yes!
- Yeah!

Yes!

Please welcome...

Isaiah.

- Hi, Isaiah.
- Hey.

What's going on?

Oh, the dangly earrings.

Gotta watch out for that one.

Isaiah,
welcome to "Love Island."

What's going on?
How you doing?

I'm all about a great time.

Yeah, I don't...
I don't give a fuck.

My name's Isaiah.
I am 21 years old,

from South Dakota,
and I'm a waiter.

I'm the life of the party.

I'm usually the person
who has the drink up,

you know, in the air, kind of
just throwing my hips around.

If you trying to dance,

I ain't gonna hate on you.
I'm-a try to join you.

I didn't really have, like,
the best relationship

with my family growing up.

I moved out when I was 16
and in with my best friend,

but I actually moved back in
with my parents because

family's all that you got
at the end of the day.

You don't get really any more,
unless Isaiah reproduces.

I want someone I'm excited
to come home to...

I'd just like someone that would
like to flirt with me

while we're making supper.

I'm super open for love
for sure.

At the end of the day,
that's what it's about.

- How you feeling?
- I'm feeling great.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Well, Isaiah,
let's bring you up to date.

- Okay.
- We already have

two lovely couples.

We have Zeta and Timmy,

and we have Courtney and Andy.

- Nice to meet you guys.
- You, too.

And we have the single ladies...

Deb, Sereniti, and Sydney.

So, Isaiah, it is time to choose

who you would like
to couple up with.

But first, we are going
to check in with the ladies

and see who likes
the look of you.

Girls, it's time to step forward
if you like Isaiah.

Isaiah!
We have Deb and Sydney

that have stepped forward
for you.

Now I will say this.
This is Deb's first time

stepping forward for anybody.

Deb, why'd you step forward
so late?

Honestly, I was looking
at his...

I only stepped forward
'cause then I saw "family."

- Aw!
- Right? Unless it was...

Yeah, yeah, it says "family"
on it. Yeah.

That's so sweet!
Isaiah, how do you feel?

- Two girls stepped forward.
- Definitely blessed, of course.

And you both are very beautiful.

- Thank you.
- I'll say, for sure.

You can choose any
of the five girls.

So, Isaiah,
who are you gonna pick?

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

Waiter Isaiah couldn't make up
his mind which girl to choose,

so he asked me for a tip.

I gave him $5 and said I wasn't
impressed with his service.

So, Isaiah, you can choose
any of the five girls.

Who are you gonna pick?

- Oh! Go get your girl!
- Yay!

- How you doing?
- Well, hi. Nice to meet you.

- Sydney, how you feeling?
- Good. He's super hot.

I don't know. There's definitely
some mystery I wanna uncover.

- Ooh. She loves a mystery.
- Love a man with some flavor.

Isaiah, how you feeling?

Feeling good, definitely.
Uh, she's beautiful,

and I'm glad that she has
stepped forward for me, so...

That's so cute. Well, we have
our third "Love Island" couple

with Sydney & Isaiah.
Congratulations.

- Yay!
- Yay!

Go, Mama.

Deb, I'm so proud of you.
You stepped forward.

Thank you. I-I should've
done it sooner.

Sereniti, do not worry.

We have more boys
literally around the corner.

- Same as you, Deb.
- We in this. We in this, baby.

Let's go!

It is time to meet Jesse.

Ooh. Cute.

What's up, what's up, what's up?

- Jesse, hello!
- Hello, hello.

Welcome to "Love Island"!

Thank you, thank you.
Thanks for having me.

- How you feeling?
- I'm feeling great now.

Wow, wow, I mean,
God bless America.

My name's Jesse Bray.
27 years old,

from Houston, Texas.
I deliver packages for a living.

There's this one girl.

She's standing at the door
in a robe.

I give her the package,
give her a good smile.

I think it's that eye contact.

It's like a signal that goes on
in their head.

They just wanna rip
my clothes off.

Might get lucky on the job.

But that's just not my style.

But I... I'll definitely walk
back around after work.

You're not gonna meet
another guy

that respects women
the way I respect women.

My grandmother and my mom
raised me,

and that just made me
care for women differently.

We're not having sex
on the first night.

Maybe the second night.

Growing up,
I got picked on, man.

You know, I had
big, fat, nerdy glasses.

You know, I went from, uh,
Urkel to Jaleel,

and it kinda leveled me up
a little bit.

When I go in the villa,
I'm-a catch a couple eyes.

Jesse, so far, we have
three super cute couples.

Yes, I see.

We have Zeta & Timmy,
Courtney & Andy,

and Sydney & Isaiah.
- Okay.

We also have two single girls...
Deb and Sereniti.

- Okay.
- That doesn't matter, though.

- Yeah.
- Because you can choose

any of the girls
to couple up with.

Okay.

And don't forget, girls.
You can stand forward

whether you're in a couple
or not.

Girls, please, step forward

if Jesse looks like
the man for you.

Yes.

He's smiling.

So... Jesse,
Deb has stepped forward.

- Yes, yes.
- How you feel about that?

- I think she's lovely.
- Aw.

Deb, why did you step forward?

You're a handsome man.

Thank you.

Thank you. I appreciate that.
You're beautiful.

- Sereniti...
- I know.

- What's going on?
- Yeah, there was no eye contact.

So I didn't feel...
I didn't feel the love.

Ah. I see. Well, Jesse,
you have the choice.

You can choose any girl
you want,

even if they're in a couple.

Jesse, who would you like
to couple up with?

I'd like to couple up
with the lovely Deb.

Yay! Go get your girl.

- Thank you.
- Thank you!

Deb, how you feeling?

- I'm happy.
- Yeah?

Yes!

You stepped forward.
You got your man.

- Yeah, I did it.
- Jesse, how you feeling?

You feeling like you
made the right choice?

Yes, I'm feeling great
right now.

We have our fourth
"Love Island" couple...

Deb & Jesse.

Let's meet our next guy.
This is... Felipe.

Ooh.

Hello, hello!

Oh, my goodness.

- How are you guys doing?
- Good.

Oh, good.

Felipe,
welcome to "Love Island."

Thank you. How are you?
All good?

- Good. And you?
- Good, good.

- So cute.
- Yeah?

- Hi! How are you guys?
- Hi!

Aw, hi, Felipe!

How are you?

My name is Felipe.
I'm 32 years old,

and I'm a model from Brazil.

Before modeling,
I was pro soccer player,

but working with hot girls
is much better.

The best part of the job...
It's to get paid,

but also, if you have
the kiss next,

it's gonna be good as well.

I can be like a James Bond,
you know?

Like, travel around the world.
You meet many hot girls.

Normally,
I get the girls I want.

And I did have a lot of girls.

My type is the brunette girl,
you know?

Like, dark hair, skinny.

You know, like, the sex is
95% of the relationship for me.

If you don't get connection
in the bed,

I don't think so the rest
can survive your relationship.

I'm excited to go to the villa.
I don't care about the guys,

just the girls. I'm gonna fall
in love, you know?

Felipe, I was gonna ask if
you're excited or nervous.

Both of them. You know,
mixed feelings, you know?

- Yeah.
- We have to mix everything

to have a good energy, you know?

What do you think
of these girls, Felipe?

They are all amazing.

The guys also.

Yeah, they're all nice, yeah.

Now, Felipe, standing in front
of you are four couples,

and one single girl.
- Hey, what's up, boo?

- Hi.
- The good news for you, Felipe,

is that none of that matters,
as you can choose

any of the girls,
but before you do,

let's find out if any of them
want to couple up with you.

And, girls, remember,
even if you're in a couple,

you can still step forward.

It's the last chance.
So, girls,

if you like the look of Felipe,
please step forward.

So, Felipe,
Sereniti stepped forward.

I'm going for her.

I think he's happy.
I don't even have to ask.

Ooh! A little kiss
on the cheek already?

Oh, yeah, we get intimate, baby.

Well, we have to...
To give a kiss, no?

You have to. That's how you know
people. That's how... Oh!

- Okurr!
- Hello, we getting cozy, baby.

- Sereniti, how you feeling?
- I'm a happy camper.

He got good teeth.
My heels is high. He's higher.

So, you know, we gon' do
long strides from here.

Okay!

Islanders, we have
our first five couples

of "Love Island USA" 2022!

Yes!

We have Zeta & Timmy,

Courtney & Andy,

Deb & Jesse,

Sereniti & Felipe,

and Sydney & Isaiah.

Islanders,
the choices you've just made

could impact how long
you stay in the villa.

You will now spend time getting
to know one another,

taking on challenges together,
living together,

and even sharing a bed together.

Now how does that sound?

And don't forget,
in six weeks' time,

the public will be voting
for their favorite couple,

and that couple could win
$100,000.

But don't forget.
This is "Love Island,"

and the path to true love
is never simple.

There may be a few surprises
around the corner,

and the first surprise
may come sooner than you think.

I will be back to see you
very soon. Bye for now.

Bye!

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

We've got our first couples.

They're hot, they're single,
there's loads of them.

No way I'm remembering
that many names,

and, uh, stick some captions up.

There's Courtney & Andy,

Zeta & Timmy,

Sydney & Isaiah,

Deb & Jesse,

Sereniti & Felipe.

- Aah!
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you.
- Where are you from?

- Brazil.
- How you doing?

- I'm from Minnesota.
- Sereniti, hi.

- Hi. I'm a hugger.
- Yeah, hey.

- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Nice to meet you, too, Sereniti.

- Hi.
- Isaiah. I'm from South Dakota.

After coupling up,
our group of curious Islanders

head off to snoop around
the mysterious mansion.

It's like a sexy "Scooby-Doo."
Shaggy is jacked.

Walking into the villa,
I was like, this is literally

my dream home.

This is so cool!

I see where we're sleeping.

Oh, my God! They already
put 'em together!

- This is so cute.
- Yeah, I like it, I like it.

I think it's, like,
finally hitting me.

Yeah, it's crazy. This is, like,
surreal, honestly. It's surreal.

- I know, I know.
- I can't even believe this shit.

Oh, my goodness.

- Is my makeup okay?
- You look beautiful.

- You look great.
- Okay. Okay, cool.

All right, so would you have
stepped out now?

- Yeah.
- Was it because I was

the first one out,
or what do you think it was?

Yeah. It was 'cause you were
the first one.

- Oh, crap.
- You just got bad luck.

But really, good luck, honestly.

First off, Courtney has
an absolutely beautiful smile,

big eyes, and then don't get me
started on... everything else.

- So you're born in Minnesota?
- Born and raised in Minnesota.

Then I went to college
in North Dakota.

Um, I am now a Realtor,
so I sell homes,

and then my business partner
is actually my mother.

Wow.

She's been in the business
for 17 years.

Mm-hmm.

And he also is probably
my best friend.

- Yeah.
- I frickin' love her.

- Mm.
- Um...

Would you say
you're a mama's boy?

- Yeah.
- Ah! I'm dead.

Yeah, is that
a good or bad thing?

I don't know.

I'm, like, very independent,

so I kind of want that
in my partner, too.

That was, like,
a red flag for me.

What's been your, like,
typical type in a guy?

I usually like
tall, dark, and handsome.

- Okay.
- I dated two girls.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Okay, so talk to me about that.
- My first, like, girlfriend ever

was, like, me figuring out,
like, my sexuality, really.

- Yeah.
- So it was, like,

really confusing
because she already knew

that she was bisexual,

but I was, like, learning
that I was.

I mean, super cool, like,

but I don't wanna have any
competitions now

with the girls here, too.

Even though
she didn't step forward,

I'm definitely happy
I chose her right now.

She's very open,
upfront, honest, um,

with her communication,
and that's something that

has lacked in my past,
so I really appreciate that.

Don't make me have
extra competition.

Well, shit, step it up then.

- I'm just kidding.
- I'm gonna have to.

Felipe and Sereniti
might be enjoying their chat,

but personally,
I think they're talking balls.

I love basketball.

You know, Brazil is not big
in basketball

like United States.

There we go crazy for soccer.

Did you ever play soccer?

- Yeah, I did play for 12 years.
- Oh, damn.

- Yeah, and then after...
- You can go professional!

- Yeah, I hit that, and then I...
- You did?

Yeah, but I had the surgery
on my knee, so...

- Oh.
- After that, you know,

you feel like...
- Yeah.

- This is not for me anymore.
- Yeah.

And then I changed. I went
to the university. I finished,

and then I jump into modeling.

Felipe walked in,
and I was just... I was happy.

I was happy to find, like,
a gent, like a handsome man.

And I think I got
a little intimidated.

Yeah, he look like he could
throw me around a little bit.

I like that.

I did gymnastics for 17 years,

and then I also did, like,
cheerleading and dance,

stuff like that.

"Cheersleader" is really big
in the United States.

It's competitive. Yeah, I went
to worlds and stuff.

Like, I see many people
doing that. Like...

- Oh, we are serious.
- In Brazil, we don't have that.

Really? I would die
without cheerleading.

I like Sereniti because
she's really happy, you know?

She's full of energy.
From what she's showing to me,

she's, like, decided girl,
you know?

She knows what she wanted,
and she's going for that.

Jesse insists Deb walk up

the treehouse stair first
because he's a gentleman

and definitely not
because of that swimsuit.

This is dope. This is dope.

- This is so cool.
- This is dope, with the spot.

This is such a good hiding spot.
Let's not tell anyone about...

Right, I'm not telling nobody
about this.

I think we found it first.

Yeah.

- Where are you from, originally?
- So I'm originally from Ohio.

Yeah, now I live in Houston,
yes.

What brought you to Houston?

Uh, so really, the weather
in Ohio was just bad,

so I-I went up and moved
to Houston.

I work as a courier,
so I deliver packages.

- Cool.
- Yeah.

- You like that?
- I like it because, like,

I've done the office jobs,
and they're not really for me.

- Yeah.
- Because I like to move around

and stuff, so, like...
- I know.

I really was, like, found myself
looking at the time a lot.

So I'm, like, no.

So far, Jesse's kinda checking
a lot of boxes.

It was a really, like, good,
not forced conversation.

I'm excited to see
what can happen.

I always flirt
with my package delivery guys.

Oh, yeah, like,
"Hey, how you doing?"

- Right, I love that.
- Yeah, like, "Oh, thank you."

I love when people flirt
with me, too.

I'm like, "Yeah, I got you."

So you probably see
so many dogs.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I love dogs,
though. Do you like dogs?

- I love dogs!
- I love dogs, yes, yes.

That's great.

What's your favorite kind
of dog?

So I have a pit bull.
I love pit bulls, yeah.

What's his name?
Is it a boy?

- Samson. Yeah, it's a boy.
- Samson! Oh, my God!

- I love that name!
- Yeah.

- I had a pet pig in college.
- You had a pet pig?

- What was his name?
- Pig Floyd.

Pig Floyd. Okay.

Deb is, uh, definitely my type
for sure.

There is a definitely
an instant connection.

She's very easy to talk to,
so I like that about her.

I feel like I can definitely
be myself, you know?

It helps that she's just, like,
drop-dead gorgeous as well.

So you might get lost
in her eyes a little bit

while you talk, but hey.

I'm glad, you know, that we are
coupled up, you know?

- I know. I know.
- It makes me happy.

- That makes me happy.
- I know. I'm glad, too.

- Oh, It's the spot, though.
- We definitely found the spot.

Yeah.

Don't forget, all this
is happening in real time.

You can join in
on the "Love Island" fun

and even control the action
in the villa

by voting
for your favorite couple.

Decide who you want to see
go on dates and more.

Just download
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Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

Timmy's realized that Zeta
is one in a million...

An actual British person
who's been to the dentist.

You have a pleasant vibe,
though.

I mean,
you're a very beautiful girl.

Thank you.

You have a beautiful, like,
womanly figure.

- Thank you.
- Like, you're a woman, like,

you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You're making me blush.
- Yeah, I like it.

- How old are you anyway?
- I'm 29.

- No way! I am, too.
- So, yeah.

I know who I am
at this point in my life.

- Yeah, me, too.
- And I'm comfortable.

- I can feel that from you.
- Yeah.

Your energy's, like, so strong.

- Yeah.
- And I really was, like,

I'm not stepping forward
for anyone,

and I told myself that.

- I love that. I beat that.
- Yeah, then you came,

and there was thing just, like,
pushing me.

I was like, just fucking do it.
Just fucking step up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.
Do you know,

I don't know what I'm gonna
do with him.

I think I've got my hands full
with that one.

He's really cute.
I'm not gonna jump the gun,

but it's like, it's kind of
hard not to right now.

Is family probably
a good support system?

- Very good support system.
- That helps.

Yeah, I've got
a 17-year-old brother.

We're all Z's.
Zach and Zebedee and Zeta.

- Three Z's.
- What's the Z's?

- Does it have any meaning or...
- I don't know.

I think my parents just wanted...

They sleeping on you,
that's why.

- Sleeping on y'all.
- Having a good snooze.

Baby Z. She's beautiful.

I would be a fool not to
continue to explore that.

Like Christopher Columbus,
you feel me?

We gon'... We gon discover
some shit.

She definitely deserves
a flower.

I'm-a see what I can do.
I might grow one for her.

Girl, you deserve some
photosynthesis in your life.

So why'd you, uh, you pick me?
Why'd you stand?

'Cause you give mystery.
You seem like my kinda guy.

I'm having a great time so far.

Got me a man. I'm feeling
special that he chose me, too.

Can't lie. So I'm feeling
super happy right now.

All the butterflies are there.

You said you're 21.
Are you in school?

No, so I went to school,
for, like, six months.

School just wasn't for me.
It was a lot of work.

- So what do you now?
- Um, I'm a server.

- Do you like serving?
- I mean, I do.

It's definitely, like,
it's good to, you know,

talk to people and you know,
meet different people.

Mm-hmm.

Right out the gate, she gave me,
like, some swag,

you know what I mean?

Like, alpha... alpha female vibes,
which... which was lit.

Because that's something
I'm really looking for.

- What's North Dakota like?
- South.

- South.
- No, you're good. You're good.

South Dakota.
Where is Minnesota?

- Minnesota is...
- Michigan?

So, like, North Dakota,
South Dakota.

- Mm-hmm.
- Minnesota.

- Is Minnesota its own state?
- Yeah.

- Oh.
- Oh, God.

Holy shit!

The race to find
the perfect partner is on,

and what better way to do it
than by splitting up

into boy and girl groups
and moving

to opposite corners
of the villa?

Oh, I think everyone who's,
like, matched here

looks really good together.
- Yeah.

I'm feeling really good so far.

The attraction is definitely
there, like, 100%.

So tell me about your girl,
though. What...

So I don't know.
She... she's clicking, bro.

- Dope. Dope.
- I got kinda, like,

a flirty vibe, so, like,
things are, like...

- Dope, dope.
- She's interested,

I'm interested, so...
- Yeah.

- What about you? You were...
- Good for you.

- Vibing right away with her.
- Hey, man, look, so yeah.

So obviously, you know,
what I noticed

about her initially was...
- The accent.

- Oh, the accent, man. My baby.
- Shit, that would get you...

That London fog

in her voice, you heard?

What about you?
How are you feeling?

- I'm buzzing, you know?
- Ah, like...

I really just didn't think that
I would, like, vibe with someone

like that, like,
it's actually a joke.

What about you?
How are you feeling?

I'm very happy.

- Oh, yeah.
- Shut up.

Yeah. First of all, he's
literally my type to a "T."

His eyes are gorgeous.
We would make beautiful babies.

Yeah.

Yeah, you really would.

Wow, she's at the baby chat
already.

Courtney. I mean, I walked out,

and Courtney is definitely
who caught my eye right away.

How was your conversation
with her and all that?

Smooth.
I mean, the vibes are good.

We connected really well,
had a good conversation.

- Courtney, spill the tea.
- Yeah, um...

he's, like, so cute,
but he's a mama's boy.

- It's like a turn-off, is it?
- Yeah.

- Ooh!
- Yeah.

I just wanna see, like, where
it goes with, like, him and I.

- Yeah.
- 'Cause I can't be, like,

close-minded, you know?
- Right.

- Yeah.
- That's a good way to start.

Yo, we all seem like real cool.

That's facts. That's facts.

It always us humble dudes.
That's what I've noticed.

- It's a humble group.
- Right.

Nothing more humble
than saying you're humble

on a reality TV show.

Great time for this lot to do

a getting-ready montage,
and be gentle, editors.

It's their first time.

- Have you seen the shower?
- No.

It's literally... everyone's gonna
be showering together.

- Cute!
- Cute!

- That looks so good on you.
- Yes, it does.

- Very cute.
- You think so?

- I do.
- Oh, yeah, dude. You look hot.

- Yeah, wear that.
- Thanks! Okay.

- Like, I would bang.
- Thanks, babe.

- I would bang
-I've got friends.

Nah, there ain't no plug-in
over here.

I think it's so interesting
that you're ginger.

- I know.
- Yeah. You're like...

- Are you... Are you naturally?
- Really?

Yeah, my vag is orange.

What about you, Zeta?
Is Timmy your typical type?

My typical type is just someone
who's, like, very confident.

Hey, hey, how
you doin'? Zeta.

To day one to finding love
in the villa

and having the most amazing
summer we've ever had.

- Yeah!
- Cheers!

Courtney's wondering
if she's Andy's normal type,

by which I mean a woman
25 years older

who give birth to him
and he calls "Mom."

Paging Dr. Freud.

I wanna get to know you.

You are so easy on the eyes,
but, like,

you seem like someone
who's just very...

like, you don't mess around.

- We went right at.
- I'm, like, super upfront.

- Like, like, yeah.
- You know, the thing is,

that's the way I like it, too.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.

Because, like, I would rather
have those conversations,

and, like, put it all out there.

Okay, so when you said you were
a mama's boy earlier,

what do you mean?

I just think her and I just have
a really good connection,

like, relationship.
- Mm-hmm.

And I work with my mom,
but other than that,

it's really what
it comes down to

is just I have a really good
relationship with her.

I'm feeling, like, super blessed
to be coupled with Andy because

he is, like, so sweet
and so genuine

and such a little, like, nugget,

but I'm looking for, like,
a manly man, you know?

I don't know if I can,
like, find that

in someone who considers himself
a straight-up mama's boy.

Do you guys live together?

Yeah. So I'm just around her
all the time,

so I just feel like it's more
I'm just with her all the time,

and it's just like her and I
talk a lot.

Yeah. Of course.

Coming up...

Suck and blow... what a game.

Look me in my eye.

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

After all the dancing
and drinks,

the only thing these guys are
missing is a sexy party game.

Well, Andy's missing his mom,

and she doesn't arrive
till Thursday.

- You guys ready?
- Yeah.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

In this game, the Islanders

must pass a playing card
between them

using only
their naturally plump lips.

Don't drop it!

If one of them drops the card,

they have to perform
a raunchy dare.

"Choose an Islander
of the opposite sex

for you to share
a whipped cream kiss with."

Oh!

Who wants some whipped cream,
huh?

I want the whip.

Let the sucking
and blowing commence.

It was a nice kiss.
It was a cool kiss.

No pun intended, but, um, less
whipped cream would be better.

Yeah, now you have to
start again.

No, you can't do that.

This getting crazy.

- Oh! Aah!
- Yeah!

Oh, my God.

"Share a triple kiss
with two Islanders

that you're interested
in coupling up with."

Ooh!

It's like a triangle kiss,
almost?

- Okay.
- She said, "Okay."

- Okay!
- Ooh!

She said...

The girl... she's surprising me
No, like,

Courtney, for me, she was
a bit shy, but...

and then she changed my mind.

Spicy.

My mom's gonna kill me.

We can't think
about moms and pops here.

- Whoa!
- Damn.

"Okay, pick an Islander
and perform a sexy striptease

for the group to see."

- Okay, okay, Miss Debbie.
- He's doing it.

Aah!

Aah!

Suck and blow. What a game.
Uh...

Definitely had me
a little out of character.

That's, you know, something
I wouldn't do

on a typical day.

Do that!

- And do that...
- Okay!

That was good, though!
That was a good blow!

What do we got now?

"Suck the fingers of an Islander
you'd like to turn on."

Put it in your mouth!

- Put it in her mouth.
- Aah!

Just look me in my eye.

I'd say there's a first
for everything.

You damn straight.
That was a first for me.

- You're gonna go down.
- You're gonna go down.

- Don't drop it.
- Felipe.

It's all you. It's not...

Watching that fully...

How could you talk doing that?
That's skill.

What is that?

I love this. I love this.

Ohh!

What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?

All right, "Tell the group
what sex position

turns you on the most
and then choose an Islander

from the opposite sex
to do the same."

Oh, I'm ready to watch.

- Courtney, let's go.
- Oh!

Doggy style is the one that
turns me on the most.

Wow.

Hold the phone now!
Hold up!

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my God!

I'm so sorry to my nanny
and both of my parents.

Shit... got hot real quick.

So, I'm in for a lot
of trouble this summer.

Getting a bit hot now, yeah?

Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."

After demonstrating
their favorite sex positions

to each other
and their proud families

who have tuned in tonight...
Hi, Courtney's nan...

The Islanders settle in
for their first in paradise.

I feel like, after that,

when I was actually getting,
like, a chance

to look at all of them,
I was like,

I'm actually attracted to, like,
every guy.

I know. That's why I was trying
to tell...

- They're all so attractive.
- They're all so hot, yeah.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

You know who's shockingly
moved up?

- Who?
- Andy.

I knew it! I knew it!

- Could you feel it?
- Yeah.

Like, sexually, I was like,
Isaiah's like, really fit.

- Mm-hmm.
- But then Jesse, too.

Like, I was like,
oh, you're really cute.

- They're all really hot, yeah.
- So that's the thing,

I was like, I'm like, feel...
Uh, all of them, I'm like...

Anyone I'm sharing a bed with
all night.

I know.

I feel like that game
definitely scrambled the deck

a little bit.
- That's a good first date.

Zeta... she was into you
during that game.

I feel like I was able to

show her like what type
of dude I am.

We about to lay up in this bed,
see how we feeling.

- Yeah.
- Just take it

one day at a time.

- Okay, Felipe, Jesse, Isaiah.
- Okay, Andy has left the chat.

- Yeah.
- Andy was gone from the chat

when the chat started.
- Andy has fled the chat.

We had a really long talk today,
and I understand him more,

but we are just
so not compatible.

I feel like we are friends.
That's what I got.

So you and Courtney,
y'all doing all right?

- How was y'all's conversation?
- Just kind of a good, easy,

light-hearted flowing
conversation...

- Yeah.
- Which was good.

Vibed pretty well. I mean,
we clicked pretty well for sure.

- Yeah. It felt like...
- 'Cause y'all was laughing.

Okay, honestly, like,
after tonight,

I definitely think, like,
the only one

I really have my eyes on
is Isaiah.

Wow.

He really likes you.

- I think so, too.
- I know. I'm like...

I'm really liking him, too.
Like, I even told him, like,

there's obviously some mystery
that I wanna see more about you,

but I just... I don't know.

You were looking at me. You were
about to say something.

- I remember.
- Oh, I was just curious about

your conversation with Sydney,
'cause I saw you guys.

You guys were vibing
when you guys were dancing

and everything earlier.
I'm like,

you guys had a good little spark
there, looked like.

- Yeah, I'm into her.
- Okay.

I will still say
Jesse's number one.

I truly have not talked
to anyone else.

Please share.

I still some...

- Was that a text?
- Yeah, that was you.

"Hi, boys. Sorry we're late.

We'd like to invite two of you
out on a date.

We'll leave you to decide
who wants to join us."

"And don't tell the girls."

- Hold up.
- "Switch up. Double trouble"?

Switch up. Double trouble?

Two girls? Oh, let me go!

Yeah, I was shocked personally
by Jesse, because, like,

I think he's... I think he's
a quiet soul, personally.

Two girls. Hold up, hold up,
hold up! New girls!

Yo, she's tough.

All right, we gotta talk.
Everybody, sit down.

Oh! Uh-oh,
the game's in trouble.

Executive decision.

I'm happy with... I wanna get
to know Courtney more, so...

Okay. I mean, I'm cool
to go if...

- Obviously, we...
- Yeah, that's how you feel.

You... You wanna feel like you're
in the same boat,

like, you're like,
"Yo, I'm not tied down here.

I'd rather see something"?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Me and Deb, you know, we were
still working on things.

But these are
two very gorgeous girls.

I feel like I should be the one
to welcome them into the villa.

I wanna shoot my shot first.

I mean, I like a girl
with tattoos.

So if I can choose,
I go to the brunette one.

- Yeah.
- That's it.

That... you guys go.
Once the girls come in,

we'll distract them.

Three of us are gonna
go up there.

- And we gonna go...
- And then you two

are gonna sneak out.
- We face them

so they can't see that way.
- Yeah.

- And we just talk to 'em.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- I don't...
- We're good spies.

- We'll go.
- We're gonna distract them.

Ah.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

- Hey.
- Oh!

- Hey!
- Shit.

I don't really have, like,
a-a physical type on paper.

Like, you know what I mean?

Does anybody actually have
like a physical type?

Like, if you're hot, like,
you're fucking hot.

- Exactly.
- You know what I mean?

My type is anyone that gives me
attention. Like, it's...

Oh, I'm not that...
I'm not like that.

Hi.

Hi! Come hang.

Have you all seen Felipe?

Hold up, hold up.
I got a little announcement.

- Oh.
- We got a little...

You know, we got
a little something to say.

So Felipe and, uh, Jesse
actually, you know...

- Snuck out.
- They went... they snuck out.

- What?
- They... they escaped.

Shut up. I thought you were
gonna give some real tea.

- Wait. Where did they go?
- No, wait, what?

They're on dates right now.

- Wait, what?!
- They what?

- Are you joking?
- They snuck out.

- Yeah, like this.
- Why are you joke...

- You're lying!
- All right.

Somebody asked me, like,
my worst-case scenario is.

I was like,
there's gonna be two girls.

That would be
my worst case scenario.

Here we are.

- Wait, what the fuck?!
- Yeah, apparently.

Tomorrow night...

The girls make their move.

When I go into the villa,
I'm gonna go after what I want.

I say what I wanna say,
and I've been sleeping

by myself for too long,
and I'm ready to couple up.