Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 37 - Episode 37 - full transcript

Previously, on Love Island...

One couple said their goodbyes...

The couple we decided to save
is Summer and Dami.

See you, guys.
See you, guys.

..and a familiar face returned.

# Let's go round again... #

Surprise, surprise.

ALL EXCLAIM
Is that Adam Collard?

Yeah, wow. Wowser-roonie.

If you were boyfriend
and girlfriend, I wouldn't even try.

No, no, no. We're not, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend, no.



Oh! What's he doing?

# Let's go round again. #

I'm gonna do
what I'm gonna do.

DISTORTED WHITE NOISE

Tonight...

It's not fair to me, and
it's definitely not fair to Paige.

I've never...
I've never felt this way for anyone.

JACQUES SNIFFS

HE SOBS,
SIGHS

Adam's been chatting
to the girls, but the boys are back.

And Luca's about to do
what any reasonable man would do

if they caught their other half
flirting with Adam bloody Collard.

Absolutely nothing.

Honey, I'm home!
Hey, babe!



CHEERING,
WHOOPING

# I'm a rule shaper
I'm an O shaker... #

Whoo!

All right, lads?
Oh!

What's he doing?

What's happening? Are you good?

I swear
he's already been on Love Island.

Nice to meet you.
Davide.

Davide, what's your name?
Adam.

Adam, nice to meet you.
You look familiar.

How's it going, mate?
Good, yeah.

How are you doing? All right? Billy.
Billy, mate.

Nice to meet you.
GEMMA LAUGHS

What?!

Did you just see that?

You were on Love Island before,
innit?

You're back again. Round two.

Round two. Second chance and that.
Yeah, second chance.

Blatantly throwing
more deadwood in here!

I had a good day, and, listen,
Adam ain't gonna ruin it.

No, it's good to be here.

Er, yeah, the girls welcomed us
quite nicely,

so it was all good.
So, you chatted to Gem?

Yeah, I chat to everyone.
How many girls is there?

I've got an eye...
Nine lives, isn't it?

Mate, you need a couple more lives
after what you've done

the last few days, don't you?

I'm all right, lad. I'm all right.

I'm getting there, right?
I'm getting there.

How old are you, mate?
26.

26.
26?!

How did your chat go?

The chat was, like, fine.

We literally just sat down,
to be fair.

Like, we didn't even
get talking about much.

Adam was saying, like,
"Aw, Luca seems the type to be,

"like, quite protective,"
and stuff like that.

If you're not saying
you're closed off,

if he's attracted you,
that's gonna make him

want to get to know you more.
Yeah. So...

Just be prepared for that.
He's a bomb bombshell.

Whose situation is the best?

Whose is the worst? What's happened?

Basically, poured my heart out
to the girl last night

and told her where I stand.
So, yeah.

JACQUES LAUGHS
I think it should be OK.

I know what's happening with you.
What's happening with me?

Well, you're with Gemma, aren't you?

Married off, wifed off.

He's got a big Range Rover
with a booster seat, mate.

No, how's it going?
Yeah, no, it's good.

Like, obviously, chat to whoever,
it is what it is.

You gotta do what you've gotta do.
No, exactly.

It's going well. Davide?

Yeah, Davide, Ekin-Su.

Yeah, I mean,
we're doing well recently.

I feel like we are
closer and closer.

So, I mean, I'm happy to see where
things go with me and Ekin-Su. Yeah.

I'm happy also to see how
she's gonna behave with you.

Ekin said we could have a little
PT session, the three of us. Yep.

LAUGHTER
Do you not find it weird being back?

Mate, it's nuts. It's nuts.

The boys, coming back,
gave us mixed reactions.

I mean, some of them were all right.

I think all of them
were probably thinking,

"Shit, what are we gonna do here?"

Because everyone
is up for grabs right now.

Adam's made a big impression.

Some hearts
are definitely fluttering in there.

And the girls like him, too.

So, what do you think of him?
I think he's cool, man. Yeah.

I'd like to know
who he's gonna go for.

Hopefully not Indiyah.
LUCA LAUGHS

# Is it better
If we leave this alone? #

Boys, you know more than me,

but Ekin's gonna get
to know that geezer. Yeah.

I don't know, I feel a bit weird.
What's wrong?

Just a new person.
It's nice. It's overwhelming.

Don't know what you're gonna do,
is that why?

# It's like I have this feeling

# You're running up
And I'm losing control... #

Who was, like, saying what?

I said to Gemma,
"What is your type?"

And she said, "I've got two types.

"Youse two." And then me and Davide
would be type two.

You're not gonna know off one chat.
You don't know until you kiss 'em.

You have to explore
with your tongue sometimes.

If you're gonna pull anyone,
who are you picking?

I suppose I'll find out tonight.

# I have this feeling... #

It feels like, from the outside,
it looks like he's protective,

and, you know, especially with,
like, the whole Billy situation.

I don't like it, mate,
I don't like creeps, innit,

who try to chat to you.
I don't like it.

What?!

THEY LAUGH

At the end of the day, mate,
you get one shot.

She'll be loving this, trying to
put me on my back foot again. Yeah.

Everyone's gassed over him, though.

When you look at him,
you wouldn't think he's a model

or anything like that,
you know what I mean? Mm.

# I got this feeling... #

I'm never this stressed,

I don't know what's wrong with me
today.

Second first night in Love Island,
mate.

Yeah, second first night.

# Feeling, feeling... #

A big cheers
for making us feel welcome.

To some new connections,
and to a great night.

Whoo!

Adam's pulling Paige
for a chat

and Jacques is about to do
what any reasonable man would

if their girl got pulled for a chat
by Adam bloody Collard...

absolutely nothing.

Paige, can I steal you for a sec?

Yeah, of course, hun.
Come for a little chat?

I'm not interrupting?
No, no.

This is the most difficult beanbag
to get off.

I know, you can never do it
attractively. No.

There's no classy way
to get off the beanbag.

Beanbags are a struggle.

Right, where should we go?
Is this any good?

I heard he's going for the best one
first, the one he wanted the most.

100%.
Yeah.

Oi! Oi, listen. I'd be doing
the same. Good on him, you know?

Mate, he moves quicker
than an F1 car, that geezer.

Just watch.

I wanted to speak to you because
I know you're in a tricky situation,

but I wanted to put my cards
on the table, in the sense of, like,

I would really like
to get to know you.

It's just whether you are,
like, closed off.

Obviously, I understand that you've
got a past in here with Jacques,

but, like, as well,
I would appreciate

if you were open to it,
not to, kind of, shut it down.

I think, before, when it was like
the whole Jay situation,

I was a bit more closed off
and obviously stuff's gone on,

I'm like, "OK, I do actually
need to be honest with myself

"and just be open
to getting to know others."

I would be quite silly if I didn't.

He's come in here causing shit.
Yeah.

But if he wants shit,
I'll give him shit,

know what I mean?
Don't slag me off, lad.

HE LAUGHS
I don't think he will.

No. I don't think he will.
I hope he doesn't, man, honestly.

He knows there's a few people,
if he says anything about you,

we'll go straight to you.
I'll let Paige do what she wants.

She'll make her own decisions,
know what I mean?

I actually am attracted to ya,

I think you're one of
the most attractive girls

and I think that I would really
like to see where that would go.

I appreciate it, thanks, Adam.

So, yeah, how do you feel
about the situation right now?

I'm not the kind of person
to be like, "Right, Jacques,

"now that Adam's here,
you have to leave me alone",

sort of thing.
Yeah.

That's not how I roll with things.
Yeah, of course.

So, like, as long as you're not
put off by the same situation.

No, that stood out straightaway,

and I've made it quite clear to him
as well, like,

"Look, I'm gonna speak to Paige,
regardless." Mm.

And, yeah, whatever happens
happens, but...

He literally came up to me
and was like,

"Yeah, get to know him,"
and everything else,

so he seems pretty open to it
as well. So, yeah...

Not that I need his permission
anyway.

My conversation with Paige
went really well.

A little bit cheeky,
a little bit flirty.

I feel like
we've got loads in common

and she, kind of,
didn't close the book.

She said she was open
to getting to know me,

which was as much as I wanted
to hear on the first night.

What do you think?

How do you think Paige
is gonna play it?

I think she's gonna play it
to a certain point

where I get stressed.
Yeah.

That's how...
She's not actually interested.

Mate...
DAMI LAUGHS

Oi, let the games begin,
then, innit?

You know what I mean? If she's
gonna play a game with me...

Hm! Hm.
Mm-hm.

Andrew did
some naughty stuff during Casa Amor,

but everybody deserves
a second chance.

Go on, Tasha, hear the guy out.

You know it's for the breast...
best! I said "best".

Right, then...
BOTH LAUGH

I've been waiting for this chat.

Yeah, me, too, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah.

Yeah. I've been wanting to talk
to ya. See where you're at. Yeah.

Yeah, erm...

THEY LAUGH

Are you nervous?
I don't know why I'm nervous.

You don't have to be nervous.
Yeah, I know, but... just am.

Erm... Obviously, I do have
a connection with Billy,

and it's a situation of, like,
I kind of had to boil it down

to how I feel.
Mm-hm.

And obviously, I think, for me,
I'm still...

I probably might be
holding back a bit... Yeah.

..because I am scared
of getting hurt again

after what happened with Coco.
Of course.

I know that I've hurt you as well.
And I do apologise for...

I think we have both made mistakes,
yeah.

On my side probably more, obviously,
with what I did with Coco.

And... And like I've said,

I will make it up to you
and I will prove it to you.

I know, you mean the world to me,

and your happiness
means everything to me too.

Don't know why I'm, like,
nervous right now.

HE CHUCKLES
Right, I'm putting this down.

CLEARS HIS THROAT

But, yeah, no, I think,
for me, if we do go forward

and we do say that we wanna
just focus on each other...

Mm.

..and that's what you wanna do,
then...

then, yeah, I mean... that's...

Yeah, that's kind
of what I need to know.

And you know
I'm gonna make it up to you. Mm.

That smile is literally all I want.

So, what do you wanna do?

# Every time I hold you

# I get even closer

# To letting down
My guard again... #

I want to give you another chance.

Right, well, I've been waiting
for this for a long time.

# But if I say I love you

# Would you say it back? #

Mm.
You missed that?

I can't believe it's been a week.
HE LAUGHS

Literally. I missed that.

A week.

And do you know what,
I feel like the time apart has...

made my heart grow fonder,
do you know what I'm mean?

Yeah.

Being in the villa

and not being able to, like,
come cuddle you, kiss you...

Mm.
..I've literally hated it.

Yeah.
Um... But, no, I'm glad.

I'll make it up to you.

Danica's been
fantasising about a date with Adam.

Imagine, Adam walking along
the street, a twinkle in his eye,

a spring in his step, and Danica
sat in his jacket pocket.

I mean, I'm gonna be a gent
and try and pull us closer.

Ah, bless you. Thank you.

God, it's intense over there,
isn't it?

What, there?
No, no, over there.

Yeah, I know.
Firing lines!

I know, literally, he came over to
the fire pit and I was just like...

Like, "Oh."

We are literally matching tonight.
Yeah, relax.

All right, hun.
HE LAUGHS

Don't get all gassed,
do you know what I mean?

What do you mean not me get gassed?
Look how gassed you are!

What?
Grinning from ear to ear.

- Shut up.
- I'm matching with Paige!

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look, linking arms,
the real Billy Brown, yeah?

He's already turned.
JACQUES LAUGHS

Everybody's just sitting in couples.

Like, guarding their girls.

What is your plan of action
here now, then?

Who else are you fancying? Summer?

HE EXHALES
Apart from you... No, I'm joking.

BOTH CACKLE
I mean...

Hashtag "Adam is back".
LAUGHTER

Had a conversation with me
and he was like, obviously,

I was talking about Andrew,
and he was like,

"Well, I think
actions speak louder than words."

Oh, I hope he said stuff
like that about me

because we'll have a bit of biff,
then.

Oh, he was proper
slagging you off.

Yeah, I think he was.
What do you mean?

He was slagging you off.
What was he saying?

"Immature," I think it was,
something like that.

Do I go now? What else?
Well...

No, no, no, no, Jacques.
No, Jacques. Sit down.

If he wants to fucking go,
we'll fucking go, mate.

No, no.
What else is he saying?

We don't know the exact things
he said.

Just sit down.
Sit down.

Ask Paige.
I don't know exactly what he said,

but Paige did say
that he was, like, slagging you off,

trying to make it out like,
you know,

he'll give her what you can't.

Oof.
Paige.

He's such a hothead.

Come here.
Pardon?

I need to speak to you here.
Come on.

I need to speak to you.

It's not... It's not...
No, no, no.

It's not to do with Billy.
Do you wanna sit here?

Yeah, no, you just stay here.

Adam been slagging me off?

Um, no, he wasn't slagging you off
and he didn't mention names.

It wasn't like that at all.

Jacques?!
Are you gonna tell me?

Billy, just fuck off.
Mate, just go away, mate.

Stop. That is so rude.
Yeah, I'm not bothered.

You should be.
If someone's slagging me off,

are you not gonna tell me who?

We haven't had a conversation.
He hasn't said any names.

It was literally no names.
Gemma's said to me,

"He's been slagging you off."
Keep your head.

No, I'm serious, Jacques.
Please keep it. Yeah, sweet.

Cos this was the thing
we were talking about. Yeah, sweet.

Seriously.
You cannot...

Come on, let's go, let's go.

All right, OK.
Carry on.

He said, "Do you think,
you know, maturity

"and, like, fun,
sort of thing, is there?"

He's like,
"I've been in that, like, age,

"and I've gone through
all that kind of single-lad stuff

"and had all the fame."

Is his chat that bad he needs to do
shit like this? Who the fuck's he?

Just another geezer
that's been on the show?

He's fucking nothing, mate.

All right.
And then keep that in mind, so...

Why do I need to keep it in mind?

Because you don't need to rise
to it and be, like, bitey with it,

d'you know what I mean? Like, what
does it actually change? Nothing.

What are you doing?
What?

Did you tell him?
Tell him what?

Something.
Yeah, go on.

Oh, he's gonna lose his head.
He's already lost it, mate.

You know what I get like.

If a boy's gonna chat shit
behind my back, I don't have it.

No, and I totally hear you.

I don't give a fuck who he is,
you know what I mean? Yeah.

And it's not about that,
but it's just like,

if that's how you deal with things,
that's how you deal with things.

But at the same time,
it's just like,

where's it gonna get you?
What are you gonna gain from it?

If he tries to speak to me again,

I'll say, "Fuck off.
"Don't speak to me."

All right. OK. And that's up to you.
I won't go over to him.

But if he is trying to gas me up
and that to my face now,

"Don't speak to me like that, lad."

I don't really care what Adam said
or hasn't said about you

and how you feel
about what he said about you.

I'm caring about how you approach
the situation with me yet again.

I am not here to be someone's mum

or to train them
on how to be a boyfriend.

SILENCE

Jacques found out that Adam said

he can behave like a petulant child.

Ridiculous.

And to prove him wrong, Jacques is
running around behaving like a...

Oh, yeah, petulant child.

You all right?

What's wrong with you, man?

You OK? Yeah, good, mate. Just
someone's chatting shit about me.

Tell me to my face, cos I don't care
who the fucking geezer is,

you know what I mean?
If you wanna go, we'll go.

So, obviously,
Jacques comes over all hot-headed.

It was just, like, quite defensive

and up again, so I was like...
Yeah.

.."Remember what we talked about?"
Kind of thing.

"This is gonna be blowing me
the wrong way, honey." Mm-hm.

He was more than welcome
to come and be like,

"Paige, why didn't you tell me
what was said?" Yeah, no...

But go out about it...

He was gonna go up to him, I think,
and say something.

Yeah. And we were all like, "No."
Don't you dare.

How did the conversation...
How did Paige say she felt?

Paige is Paige. She knows what
she wants, d'you know what I mean?

No, but I meant... How did
she say... Was he feeling her?

Well, yeah,
he's feeling every girl in here,

but I'm not bothered about him
feeling Paige or her feeling him.

What about if he chooses her?
He's got a chance.

To choose her?
Yeah, yeah.

Obviously, but...
Is he coming over here?

Listen, I know what she wants.
Know what I mean?

I think he's coming to talk to you.
I hope so.

Sometimes in the heat of a moment,
you don't need to be, like,

"Oh, my God."
Yeah, no.

"What is going on?!" Not at all.
Effing and blinding. Yeah.

Like, keep your...
Keep your calm, like.

Keep your knickers on,
d'you know what I mean?

I think he might be
going over to Jacques.

Do you think? Oh, yeah, they've...
They've all told him, I think.

Oh, he's serious.

What's happening?
What's up?

Good. What you saying?

Just thought I'd come
and catch up with youse,

cos it's a bit couple-sies
over there.

Is it, yeah?
Yeah.

Follows.
Could see what was happening,

youse are creating
some sort of game plan.

No game plan here, lad. You've got
a game plan, though, haven't you?

Yeah, do you think?
Yeah, I think you have, yeah.

Yeah?
What's your game plan?

Speak to as many people
as possible... Yeah?

..within reason, I think.
Gotta have some good conversations.

Yeah. What's your convo like
with birds? Is it good?

It's all right.
Good chat and that, yeah?

I thought I had a couple
of good conversations there.

Hmm, yeah.

We'll see, won't we? Yeah?
Yeah.

Crack on, boy.

Like, I can already hear
his voice raised.

Well, you've spoke to a few now.
Where's your head at?

Hey, d'you know what, like,

the best conversations so far
have been Paige and Danica.

Mmm.
Erm...

But, like, they're only the ones
that I've had a chance...

Are you gonna pull Gemma?

Are you gonna pull her,
or is it a bit tricky, cos...

D'you know what, like,
I had a good conversation today,

but I'm not sure what, like...

I don't even know
if there's any point in that.

Do you think? What, locked off?

Erm, I dunno.

Yeah.
I think, erm...

I think Billy would maybe have
a little bit of a better go

than me, you know?
Do you think?

I think he might be shooting
for that, yeah.

What, you think
they've got a good connection?

I think Billy and Gemma maybe have
a little bit more in common.

You think?
Than Luca and Gem?

No, but, like... Oh, right.
maybe than me and her.

So we'll see. Maybe it'll be good.

I mean, everyone's got to chat
to everyone. The boy's single.

I don't even know where he's at.
Chatting to Summer at the minute.

You all right?
Hm?

You all right?
Good, lad, are you? Hm.

What's going on?
Not much. Not much.

This geezer's just telling us
about his fucking chat and that,

know what I mean?
JACQUES KISSES HIS TEETH

So, yeah.

Jacques, you wanna go
to the beanbags?

Yeah, sound.
Yeah?

Let's have a chat.

I'll see you in a second.

I mean, the boys whingeing on...

I mean, talk about rattling
their cages.

I don't even feel
like I've started yet,

but Jacques has lost his head.

I mean, it's hot out here,
but icy would be an understatement

when it comes to the boys.
The reaction I got, not good.

I think everyone's got
their backs up,

but I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do.

Well, he's gone to Paige
and was like,

"Oh, you know, what you're in
at the minute, like,

"I've been that age, you know..."

Oh, so patronising, mate.
"Immaturity."

Er, you know, like, "I know
what these boys are gonna be like

"when they get out."
What, me and you?

Dunno. But he was saying...
Yeah.

If you're gonna slag me off,
don't speak to me,

because I'm not like that myself.
Yeah. Know what I mean?

Gemma said that he said
I'm protective.

He's been saying you're protective?
Yeah.

That's what I mean, so...
He's saying it all about the lads,

and then gasses us up in front
of us. Come on. Come off it, lad.

Protective ain't the worst thing,
but it's like,

where are you trying to get
with that?

We obviously know you've got...

Obviously, no, he's not got
dead chat... He's got good chat.

But if you're slagging off the...
If you're slagging off lads, mate,

don't fucking slag me off
and not say it to my face.

Mmm. I understand.
I get what you're saying, 100%.

Know what I mean?
I might talk to him about it.

No, if anyone talks to him,
it's me, lad.

Yeah, I don't wanna be
a dickhead and that,

but if someone's being a dickhead
to me, you know what I mean?

Yeah.
I wanna stay here for Paige and...

We could start slagging him off
for what he's told us.

Yeah.
And...

You've gotta go about these things
in a different way.

Reacting like that sometimes
is what Paige don't like.

Do you wanna...
Yeah, I'll pull you. Come on.

See you in a sec.

What's going on, lad?

ADAM LAUGHS
What's going on?

I feel like you're the gatekeeper.
Come on, then.

I've got, um... Ooh!
..some stuff to keep you up on.

Um... Jacques has heard
that you said something to Paige.

Not in that chat,
I think earlier, or something.

That's why I've pulled him,
because I can see he's wound up.

And you said something about me,
but I don't...

I don't really care, like. You said
I was protective, or something.

I'm not really that fussed.
I don't find it that deep. Yeah.

But the boys are getting a bit
touchy about it. Yeah, yeah.

And I understand it a bit,
but I thought I'd let you know.

Mate, do you know what,
if the girls ask us a question,

what am I gonna do? Yeah.
Am I gonna lie?

They were asking about
their situation?

Well, I'll give you an example,
right? Yeah.

You and Gemma I think are more
romantic than Ekin-Su and Davide.

Is that bad to say?
No. No, no, not...

What was said,
in my situation, ain't that bad.

I agree with it.

I said,
"Do you think he'd be protective?"

if I'm here speaking,
and what's the chances,

you come straight in?
Are you gonna be?

Yeah, course you're gonna be.
Yeah.

Listen, if anyone
pulls anyone I like for a chat,

I'm gonna be a bit like, "Oh..."
But you've gotta let it happen.

You're on Love Island. Yeah.
I think that's one of them things.

I don't really... I don't really
think I've done anything wrong.

Jacques is up a height cos
I've pulled Paige for a chat. Yeah.

It's nothing
that I wouldn't say to him.

He does have all this to come.
This is not me being patronising,

or anything like that.
No, no. You've been there.

It's me just saying, like,
do I think that -

and we've seen it in Casa Amor -

do I think his head will be turned
on the outside, like? Yeah.

Jacques just...

I think where you've come in now,
as well, he's like, "Oh, shit."

After what he done,
do you know what I mean?

And it is what it is, but with
Jacques, with stuff like this,

he's very, like...

He'll be cold with you
for a half hour, or whatever.

That's what it is. And then,
when you poke him, he bites.

Or when you say something. Just
giving you a heads up on that one.

Yeah. No, I appreciate it.
That's all right. That's good.

You calm?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
Literally, like,

every lad in here
understands where I'm coming from.

It's like, don't start coming
in here, gassing all the lads up,

trying to be best mates

and then slag them off behind
their back to the girl. It's weird.

You know, but it's not gonna
get me anywhere saying it to him.

Mm-hm.
I just won't speak to him.

It's fine.

I just need to concentrate on you
and no-one else.

OK, so, for me, you know how
we talk about some of these things

that you needed to, like,
focus on, work on -

communication,
how you address situations -

that would have been
your perfect time to be, like...

have your shit together.
Mm-hm, yeah.

Get this shit together, Jacques.
Cos it's not fair.

Sweet, yeah.

HE SIGHS

And this, now, is another thing.

It's like, why are you now shutting
off? I'm not shutting off at all.

But...
"All right, sweet."

No, you're right, yeah.

I've got nothing else
to expand on that. You're right.

First opportunity, I fucked it.
I get it.

I'm mental to even lose you.
Know what I mean?

Mm. No, I...
And then I do one thing, like now,

and that's why I'm losing you
anyway. It's, like...

HE SIGHS

So, it's the end
of another day on Love Island -

or, as Jacques calls it,

Had An Opportunity For Love
But Ballsed It Right Up Island.

Right, off to bed,
and best behaviour, please.

# Like a moth to a flame... #

I just feel like
I'm struggling here now.

The only thing I really want here
now is you, and that's it.

How good are you at persevering?
You're too good for me, mate.

Shut up, you loser.

You impress me
more and more every day.

I literally
couldn't ask for anyone better.

SHE LAUGHS
You're a cutie when you wanna be.

# But does he know
You call me when... #

It's not Friend...
Friend Island, Friend Villa, is it?

It's not, absolutely not, no.
You're correct.

Yeah, it's childish, if you ask me.

This is actually
the best form of travel.

Yay!

Right, good night.

See you tomorrow.
Bye-bye.

Nice little welcome on
the first night. I appreciate it.

All good. You're getting your name
on there again.

# But does he know you call me... #

Good night, everyone.
ALL SAY GOOD NIGHT

# Where it truly lies

# Where it truly lies

# Where it truly lies. #

The Islanders
have had their beauty sleep.

Oh, God, you know what that means?

Adam bloody Collard's
gonna be even better looking

then when he walked in.
It's just not fair!

# Called it off

# Turn me on

# Talk of mistakes

# I've made loads of them... #

HE YAWNS

I had a weird dream.

We were re-coupling.

And, actually, it ended up that
five couples were gonna be dumped.

And if you wanted to survive,
you had to showcase your talents.

Yeah, as much as I'm enjoying
being out here,

I want a re-coupling now. Yeah, you
just wanna get back in bed, innit?

I wanna get back in bed.

# You been running round
In my head all day

# You been running round
In my head all day... #

You think Jacques
will still be fuming?

Probably.
Yeah.

Yeah, it's Jacques.
Yeah, he probably will.

# If this is the end
Then this is the end

# I do not need
Any more friends... #

All right?
Morning.

# In the morning, in the morning. #

Morning.

Morning. Here he is,
first morning in the villa.

Yeah.

First night, mate.
How did you sleep?

Sleep was good.
Interesting first night.

But... go again.

# You been running round
In my head all day

# You been running round
In my head all day... #

How did you get on last night?
Everything's fucked.

I saw you talking all last night.
Yeah, we did.

And we just woke up this morning
and it's all different again.

What are you gonna do?

I don't know, lad.

Honestly, I don't know.

Am I the only one
who's really hyper this morning?

Yeah. I think it was
cos of your antics last night.

What?

Ekin, what happened in bed
with you and Davide last night?

Absolutely nothing.

You're a liar.
Shut up. Yeah, shut up.

I blow-dried something.

It dried in exactly ten seconds.

LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.

Well, yesterday night,
we had a very good night,

so... I'm happy where we are going.

Now I feel like
we're getting closer and closer.

Andrew, how you feeling, boy?

Yeah, I know, basically, Tasha said
"I wanna 100% focus on you."

On us, kind of thing.
That's what she wants.

But, obviously, I've got to do a
bit of grafting, after what I did.

LAUGHTER

Yeah, I think
now it's kind of like...

rebuilding and regaining...

regaining that trust, kind of thing.

For me, it's just good. Good vibes.

Good energy right now.

Buzzing. Gonna make her breakfast
and try to do this little picnic.

I think the best conversations
I have had were...

Obviously, Paige was a good one.

Erm... Danica.
Danica was a good one as well.

Well, for me, as well, it was Ekin,

like, spoke to us upstairs on
the terrace, when you weren't here.

So, tell me,
you spoke with her on the terrace?

I said,
"How's it going with Davide?"

And she said it was going good.
What do you think?

I get, like, a little bit more
of a friendship vibe from it.

But I'm going off
what I've just seen.

Yeah, no. I wanted
just to know what did she say.

She was 100%.
She didn't shut us down.

Yeah, yeah, I know that she was.
She didn't, like... Yeah.

All right, yeah.
That's fine. No. I'm cool.

What's poppin' with you, man?
You seem very moody.

Like, what pissed me off
the most last night is...

Paige just told me
what she wants me to work on.

And the first opportunity, like,
I hear something like that,

and I'm ready to fucking blow, mate.
I speak to Paige a bit like shit.

And I'm like, oh, fucking hell.
So then I'm just...

I've never fucking...

I've never really been
massively upset over a girl,

or, like, you know,
a bit, like, hurt.

Mm.

And I feel like
I could be hurt here. So I'd...

In life, I'd rather get away
from things before I get hurt.

Self-sabotage kind of thing.

Yeah. I know it sounds stupid,
but...

No.

Whenever Andrew and Dami mess up,

they make their other halves
breakfast to apologise.

No idea what they do
when they don't have to apologise.

Hasn't happened yet.

What you saying? I didn't think
I was gonna be able to do it, boy.

Whoo!

Aw, did you flip?
Yeah, I flipped it, man.

We ain't getting any of them.

For the past few days,
I'm trying to, like...

I was trying to think of, like,
things to do,

like, you know, to obviously
make Indiyah feel better.

Just nice things to do for her.
So today, we came up with...

we both decided that
we'd just use the daybed together,

just make it a double date.

So we made the pancakes,
bacon, smoothies.

Just, you know,
give the girls a variety of stuff.

It was trying to do
the little things, like, you know?

Make the girls happy, obviously.
It's the climb back, you know.

So we're still climbing.

Come with us to the daybed.
Hm?

Oh, we're going to the daybed?
Yeah. Yep. Oh!

Oh, I can't do this.
What is it?

- I don't know.
- Just relax.

- Just relax. Don't be so...
- Just enjoy it.

I thought...
I thought it was just pancakes.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna vomit.
Why are you gonna vomit?!

Yeah. It's hard when it's like
Couples Club over there, isn't it?

Yeah.

This is so cute! What the hell?
I'll be back.

Cos somebody forgot
to get the forks and knives.

I'll just be a sec.
ANDREW LAUGHS

Someone, yeah, may have.
Don't know who that was.

Erm, if you look behind you,
you've got a smoothie.

God.
It's so cute!

This is really sweet...
Oh, wow. ..the circle.

There you go.
Oh, thank you.

Let's see that.

I love the creativity.
Well, we had to get creative.

E...
Mm.

A for effort.
A for effort?

This is, like...
This is A-star plus.

Oh, A-star plus?
A for effort.

All right.

Thank you for doing this.

Yeah, we feel like you girls
definitely have deserved it.

Yeah, you do deserve it.
So that's why...

Which one did you drink? This one.
And we want you to be happy.

So, go on, ladies, enjoy.

Yeah, enjoy.

A little pick-me-up date.
Enjoy every bite. There's no rush.

Just enjoy it.
How did you sleep last night?

Yeah, how was your sleep?

Basically, we wanna get back inside.

ANDREW CHUCKLES
What, what?

We're tired of sleeping outside
now.

INDIYAH LAUGHS

We like being outside,
but we've had enough. Mm. Really?

We want a...

Ah-ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
ANDREW LAUGHS

Yeah. Oi. Oh...
We want a re-coupling time. Ho-ho!

Me and Tasha, yeah, we're in
a very good place at the moment.

I know I've got to do a bit
of grafting, but, you know, I'm...

I'm positive I'll win her over.

They ARE in a very good place.

It's a luxury villa with panoramic
views of the Mallorcan countryside.

What a place!

Over on the sofa, Luca and Jacques
are having a catch-up.

What are you saying now?

Huh?

I'm not sure.

I'm just gonna try
and get back to myself.

You'll get there.
Lad... Pfft.

What did she say
about her conversations with him?

She's not gonna go there.
I know she isn't.

But she wants me
thinking that she is, I think.

Listen, Jacques obviously
really likes Paige. Erm...

And he done what he done,
and he's made a mistake.

And now Adam's come in and Paige's,
kind of...

eyes have lit up,

but is it more
to get back at Jacques,

or is it because she actually
likes Adam? Who knows?

He knows what he's doing
when he talks to girls.

I don't think
he wants to settle down

till he's 40, 50 years old,
probably. He's just loving the life.

Mate, I'm not bothered
what he wants to do. I'm...

I just wanna sort this with Paige.

Jacques is struggling
with not having Paige around.

I get it. There's nothing worse
than a missing Paige.

And she's finding it tough, too.

I've just been doing some,
like, thinking,

and... like, there's no denying
what me and Jacques have.

But after Casa, I was like,
"Look, your communication,

"the way you address things,
it's not fair, and it's not OK.

"Like, this needs to be
something you work on."

And then he just doesn't,
d'you know what I mean? Yeah.

And it's just like...

actions literally speak
so much louder than words.

"So if you say
you're gonna do something,

"can you follow through and do it?"
Sort of thing. Yeah.

And then, like, he goes into
the whole defence thing.

Again, I'm just like,
"These are all the things

"I'm asking you to work on." Yeah.
"You're still not grasping it."

So, like, that's stressing me out
and pissing me off,

because, like, like I said,

I'm not here to nurture someone
into being a better person

and into being, like,
boyfriend material.

You either are or you're not.
Or you're not.

I feel like you have to
put yourself first. Mm.

And it's like, I feel like
you are being very understanding.

Like, you've given him chances
and whatever.

But if this is
how he is dealing with things now,

what is it gonna be like
on the outside?

D'you know what I mean?
Because, obviously, yeah,

there's people in here,
there's Adam,

but on the outside,
it's gonna be ten times worse.

This is what I'm saying.

It's not just gonna be Adam
walking through that door.

It's gonna be
a whole load of people.

And if that's how he's gonna behave,
then... I don't know.

Like, I know what I deserve,
and I know what I want from life.

I know what I want from a guy
and a relationship.

And truthfully speaking, is Jacques
meeting all my standards right now?

No, he's not.

Erm, is that upsetting?

100%, because, like,
the way I am drawn to him,

and the connection
I do have with him,

it's something that
I've not really had before.

Like, it's just upsetting
to think what could have been.

Could it have been something
really, really special?

But his actions at the minute
just are not...

They're not up to scratch.

Mmm. Hi.

Let's go to the terrace.
Huh? Go for a chat.

Where are we going?
Terrace.

If someone told me I was actually
gonna find a connection in here,

I'd say, "Shut up, mate." But no,

er, I've found
the best connection I've ever had,

and I don't wanna fuck it up,

because I don't wanna lose her,
so...

Are you OK?

Er, "OK" is a really big word...
Yeah.

..but holding my shit together.

Are you?
Yeah.

You are?

HE SIGHS

So...

It's fine. Take a breath.
Mm-hm.

HE EXHALES
Fucking hell.

You mean so much to me.
You know that?

Yeah.

The past...

two weeks, you know,
things have just...

It's hard in here.
I'm finding it hard.

And I didn't think I would, and I'm
trying to shut it off all the time

and trying to put a brave face on,
but...

things are getting to me, so...

HE SIGHS

Basically, like...

# Is it too late?

# Forgive me

# Did you mean what you said
Or are you angry?

# Lost more than a friend now

# On my knees... #

I just wish I could finish
my journey off with you in here,

but...

..I'm gonna go home today.

# And I should've called

# And I should've tried

# And I should've walked you home
Every night

# And I should've kissed you
10,000 times

# Just to tell you I love you

# I should've done it all

# All for you, baby

# And now I'm just a little too late

# To be what you needed... #

You're still-You're still enjoying
your time here. I'm not.

I know.

You just...

just do what you need to do,

and, listen, I'll be...
I'll be waiting for you.

I will.

THEY SNIFFLE

You just...

Just do what you have to do.
It's fine.

Don't even think about me
when I leave.

Are you joking?
No, don't, it's fine.

# And now I'm just a little too late

# To be what you needed

# But I hope that he is... #

I feel really, like, selfish,
that I don't want you to go.

Obviously, I want you to be happy,

and it hurts me,
seeing you this way anyway...

I just know for us to work...

I just know for us to work,
I need to get back to myself,

and the only way I'm gonna
get back to myself is going home.

So that's what I'm gonna do.

Cos I can't carry on like this.
No.

I just can't do it.

Here, listen.

No, guilty about what?

Guilty about not coming with you,
or not being... What?

Like, not leaving as well.

Why? You're having the best time.

You can have the best time
without me.

Do not feel guilty
for not leaving with me.

And I'm picking you up
at the airport in whenever...

Your taxi's not picking you up.
I'm your taxi, you know?

So, yeah.

# And I should've called

# And I should've tried

# And I should've walked you home
Every night

# And I should've kissed you
10,000 times

# Just to tell you I love you

# I should've done it all... #

I'd say, the last week,

the only thing what was keeping me
in this villa was Paige.

That's the only thing
I were staying for.

No, I've never...
never felt this way for anyone,

so, like, yeah,

I just wanna get home,
be myself again

and carry things on
on the outside with her. So, yeah.

Can we all, er,
come to the Fire Pit, please?

Why?
Why?

# Can't go on another day

# I'll pack my bag, I'm out your way

# But call me
If there's anything you want... #

I'm supporting
everything you're doing, OK?

# But take my hand and say to me

# Don't let go
It's meant to be... #

So...

I feel like, lately,

I just can't be myself, so...

I'm trying my best,
but I'm not a fake person,

and I'm not gonna start
faking things and act like I'm OK

when things inside aren't actually,
you know, OK.

So...

I'm, er, I'm gonna be leaving today.

Nah, man.
What?!

# So don't go crying over me

# Cos I'm not who I used to be... #

I just can't stick around
and not be myself.

It's not fair to me, and
it's definitely not fair to Paige.

Paige... You know,

for me and Paige to work,
I need to be at my best,

and if that means
removing myself from the situation

and waiting for Paige when she
gets out, that's what I'm gonna do.

Yeah. So...

..I'm gonna be leaving now.

# If I could take
All of the pain away

# And burn it
Till it's up in flames

# It's over now
And there's only me to blame... #

Fucking hell, boy.

Fuck's sake.

PAIGE SOBBING

I'll see you on the outside.
It's all good. Don't worry.

You are sure? Yeah, I'm sure, mate.
Yeah, yeah, I'm done. I'm done here.

What can I say?
No, lad. It's sweet.

I'm not being myself, mate.
You know how it is.

You know people have not been
themselves and gone before.

I know you tried
to speak last night,

and I think
that's what matters most.

I'm not bothered, lad.
It's all good, it's all good.

Sorry.

Come here.
THEY LAUGH

I hope you're OK.
I'm all good, I'm all good.

Let's go.

# Loving you

# Isn't the right thing to do... #

It's not me, is it?
That's not just cos of me?

No.
Don't think like that.

I'm just gonna start by saying
I'm gonna miss the fuck out of you.

No jokes.

I just didn't feel like
I wanted to be here any more.

I've got something special
with Paige, and...

I'm gonna make sure that works
on the outside as well. Yeah.

You have honestly
been a brother to me.

I'm gonna miss you a lot, man.
Nah, it's good.

DAMI SIGHS

# You can go your own way... #

I absolutely support
what he's doing,

cos I know he's not being
the best version of himself.

And that's all I want for him.

He does have
the biggest heart in here,

and I do think
he is the most genuine guy in here.

It's just, obviously...

And now, in here, just makes
obviously my life so much harder.

But you've got all of us. You've got
all of us. I promise you. Literally.

It's so much harder, cos I know
he's got so much more to give,

and I just wish I had seen it all.

Sweet.
Mate...

THEY SNIFFLE

Oh, fucking hell, Jacques!

I don't even think
I'd get this upset if Gem left!

THEY LAUGH TEARFULLY

It... It ain't gonna be the same
without you.

It's fine, lad. It's all good.

# You can go your own way... #

Come on.

# Go your own way

# You can call it
Another lonely day

# You can go your own way... #

OK? Yeah.
Yeah? Well...

You'll be fine.

THEY SOB

SHE LAUGHS

What?

# If you tell me you're leaving

# I'll make it easy

# It'll be OK. #

I appreciate everything he's done.

I support his decision... 100%.

Obviously, it hurts me
to see how unhappy he was

and how he wasn't being himself,
so obviously

I just want the absolute best
for him, sort of thing.

# Ooh-ooh, it'll be OK... #

If Gem weren't here, I would have
walked out that door with him. Um...

What he's done, he's made the right
decision, at the end of the day,

and as long as he's happy,
I'm happy.

He meant... He means a lot to me,
and I can't wait to see him

on the outside,
and I just want the best for him.

# I start to imagine

# A world where
We don't collide... #

All the best, everyone.
I'll miss you, mate.

Group hug, eh?

Group hug, and then I'm outta here.
See you in a bit.

Today, I am leaving the villa.

You know, it's just not fair
on the girl.

She deserves better, mate.
I'm hoping...

it's not the end of me and Paige,

because, well...

everyone knows how much
she means to me. So, yeah.

# Oh, if the future we dreamed of

# Is fading to black... #

APPLAUSE

# I will love you either way. #