Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 12 - Episode 12 - full transcript

MUSIC: 'Happy Together'
by Mel Torme

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'One girl rolled the dice...'

Where's Ekin-Su?

'..and made her move.'

# To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight

# So happy together... #

Where is she? You know?

# I can't see me
Loving nobody but you... #

You care now, yeah, about me?
You wanna know where I am?

What do you mean,
"You care about me?"



I always cared about you.
I'm in here to find real love.

'Tonight...

'..the pressure builds in paradise.'

What are you expecting for this?
To marry you?

Are you crying because you're upset,

or are you crying
because you got caught out?

'And get ready...'

I'm not here to make friends, honey.
I will go after what I want.

'..for a big surprise.'

LOVE ISLAND THEME

IAIN STIRLING:
'Ekin-Su's done listening to Davide

'accusing her of getting up to
shenanigans with Jay.

'I'm not surprised.

'That girl interrupted
her shenanigans with Jay



'to listen to those
outrageous accusations.'

# They really, really
Ought to know... #

No, I can't take it.
I need to breathe.

That walk-off was perfect.

Then when she said, "I don't
want to talk to you right now."

"Talk to you right now."

LAUGHTER

"No, Davide. What I want from you...

"He is giving me
what I'm expecting from you."

If I see someone I like,
I'll go for it.

I'm not faking my feelings either.

But I can't sit here like a log,

waiting for you to act like a human
and show me affection.

I can't stick my hand around you
for 30 seconds, you push me away.

He's probably used to girls
chasing him, the perfect body,

but I'm not after that.
I'm after the perfect heart, OK?

Oh, that's nice.
No, I am.

Oi, did she lie
about going to talk to him?

She say...
She said, "Today, I talked to him.

"Who said that
I was on the terrace?"

She was on the terrace.
100%.

Yes, she was on the terrace
talking to him. 100%.

Come with me.
Come on, then.

# Shout, shout
Let it all out

# These are the things
I can do without... #

All right, Jay.
Just a quick one, honest.

As you saw,
I don't have nothing with you.

Were you on the terrace
with her before?

With Ekin-Su?
Yeah.

Erm, yeah.

You were.

OK, no, that's fine.
Just so I know how a liar she is.

Why should I keep chasing?

All the lads are laughing at me
running after you, anyway.

So...
You were not on the terrace, no?

No.
What?!

You were not on the terrace, no?
Liar.

Liar!

Liar.

Mate, I shouldn't have said that,
then. No, no.

Why would you not say that?

Why would you... Yeah, 100% it is.

Should've told him, innit?

Dear Ekin-Su.

I understood you the first day
that you walked in.

Do you think that I'm stupid? Eh?

For this is the reason
why I was not opening myself,

because I'm scared to be hurt
from the woman like you.

Dear Ekin-Su.

So, I hope you find
your love of your life.

For me, you're closed.

Shit.

I need to talk to Ekin.

Shit.

Oh, Madonna mia.

# Let it all out

# These are the things
I can do without

# Come on

# I'm talking to you
Come on. #

I can't. OK?

Jay walked in here,
and I felt great.

I'm going with my feelings, end of.

I don't care whether he wants
to tell me I'm bad. I'll accept it.

Let him moan, let him scream at me.
Yes, I kissed him. So what?

He's not said I'm his girlfriend.
Technically, it's not cheating.

He feels a dent in his pride.

Just let it breathe for a minute.

The fakest person I ever met.

The fakest!
IKENNA LAUGHS

They're gonna give you an Oscar!

What?!
Smile. No, just smile.

You deserve an Oscar because you're
the fakest person he's ever met.

That is not on.

Fake person.

Good luck, bro.

Cheers, Davide.

He looks this small
in my eyes right now.

Really horrible, really rude.

No need for this show. If you
wanna talk to me, talk to me.

Over the fire pit,
I wanted to explain to him

that I kissed Jay on the terrace.

Oh, you kissed each other?
Yeah, I kissed him.

When?
In the terrace, just now. OK.

I wanted to explain to him, but
I saw that he was getting all lairy.

You know?
And it just got out of hand.

I was stood there in the kitchen
with him, right?

And someone goes,
"Where have you been?"

And she goes,
"I've been at the front door."

She's lied again, mate.
She lied again.

I'll be honest,
I think something happened up there.

Yeah, why else would she lie?

I can hear the lads over there,
they're absolutely loving it.

Oh, yeah. This is their
bread and butter, mate.

Now you can see she's acting.
The way she speaks.

Everything, bro.

I just don't understand
how he's acting like he cares now.

What the hell?
That's what's confused me.

Still acting! Can you shut up?

Oh, no, no, no.
No, Ekin, Ekin...

Fuck this.
What did he say?

I'm not having this.
I'm not having this.

You don't need to...
Ekin?

I'm NOT having this.

Go on. Do you wanna show off
even more in front of the boys,

Mr Perfect Bully? Go on!

I'm just in shock.
Did I hurt your ego?

You don't care about me!
Telling me that you are a liar? Yes!

You don't care about me.
Another girl walks in here...

Now I don't give a shit about you,
don't worry. Oh, really?!

I don't give a shit about you.
You never did give a shit about me.

Now I actually don't give a shit
about you. You are a liar, actress.

I think I need to go over there
to Ekin and just...

I think just stay out of it,
I reckon.

Yeah, yeah. It's getting heated.
Talk to her later.

Don't chat behind my back as well,
coming in.

He ain't chatting behind your back.
He's pissed off, you're pissed off.

You're gonna talk rubbish.
All of a sudden, he cares.

Tonight ain't the night
to carry it on.

Where was this side five days ago?
Five days ago? Ridiculous.

Come on, please. Don't show off.
Why are you doing this?

Ekin, just leave it.
What do you expect in four days?!

What do you expect in four days,
that I marry you?

What do you expect in four days?
In outside world,

you want to be shagged the first
night, I maybe shag the first night.

Here, I'm looking for
something real.

I don't shag you the third night!

Come on, let's walk off here.

OK, but thank you, Ekin-Su.
Thank you. That's it.

She... She act horrible.

For God's sake! What is
wrong with people? Like, what...

People can say I'm acting in here.
It doesn't even bother me,

cos I know I'm not acting
and I know I'm true.

And because I'm true,
I've made this decision

to know somebody
I have feelings for.

If I was acting, I think
I would have acted with Davide

and made out that
everything was fine when it wasn't.

Oh, boy.

Madonna mia.

Rass.

IAIN STIRLING: 'In the kitchen,

'Paige and Gemma
are consoling Ekin-Su.'

Don't cry.
Where's the switch?

Do not look in my eyes, do not cry.

Yeah, we're better than that.
Were you gonna cry over THAT?

No man talks to a girl like that,

and especially no man does it
in front of a crowd like that.

I feel awful. All I've done
is I've gone with my feelings.

People are
putting their opinions in,

they're putting their twopence in,
and it's fine.

I'm not sure, but Jay might be
coming over. Just a heads-up.

So don't cry in front of him.

WHISPERS: Please look out for me.

Hi, you OK? I'm all right.
Good.

Ekin, do you wanna talk?
Yeah.

Yeah, stay and talk.

Do you wanna talk over there?

Over here, yeah?

Erm... So, I think I'd better
explain how that all kicked off.

What happened?

Davide just came up to me
and asked me point-blank,

"Were you on the terrace with Ekin?"

Did you tell him?

Well... I was gonna tell him
as well, but not yet.

Yeah, but I felt like,
as a man-to-man,

I think it's pretty disrespectful
if you...

You know, I'm liking
your honesty fine.

We don't like lies. He was gonna
find out anyway. You told him.

And then...
And how was he? He was angry.

He actually was very calm with me.
He just said, "Thank you".

And that's it?
"Thank you, bro."

And then that...
I had nothing to do with that.

There was no need for Davide
to come here making a massive show,

in front of my friends,
trying to make me feel shit,

because his ego is damaged.

Would you react like that to me,
if we had an argument?

Would you shout at me like that?

Er, I'm not one to really
raise my voice, I won't lie.

That was really mean,
what Davide did to me.

What do I do, Jay?

Well, I think...

A lot's happened tonight!

It went from a very chilled night...

What are they saying about me?
Be honest.

Nah... I just feel like
I've been let down by all of you.

You're my mates, like. Yeah.
I haven't committed a crime.

The whole way how it's come across
is a little bit, like, theatrical.

It's just funny
how he's got emotions out now.

Yeah. That's just how it works,
though, like.

When love is involved,
it's always...

Love?! You don't think... Well,
not love, just, like, affection.

And people you care about.
He doesn't care about me.

Yeah, course he does, cos then
he wouldn't have acted in that way.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The events of the
night have left everybody reeling.

'Not least our producers.

'Normally, this kind of drama
happens in part four.

'The end credits roll,
and then we all go down the pub.'

Honestly, that was a lot to take on.

I-I just feel bad for them both.

This has all come because she lied
that she didn't go for a chat.

No, literally, she said,
"I didn't go for a chat with Jay."

In front of all of us.

And I knew she did.
So why lie about it?

And they kissed.
Yeah, and I'm telling you.

He did. They've sort of said.
There you go, I told you.

We didn't even know about it.
Nah.

To lie about it, you must have been
doing something. Did you know?

That they kissed?
No, no, no.

Davide's opened himself up,
he wore his heart on his sleeve.

You know, he really did.
And he made himself vulnerable.

And listen,
when a lad makes himself vulnerable

and wears his heart on his sleeve,

he gets it chucked back in his face,
it's hurtful.

I argue because she lied. You've
done nothing wrong, don't worry.

Yeah. She's just said the shouting
got a bit too much. That's it.

Yeah, but when you bring me
to the limit...

No, lad,
I'm gonna be straight with you.

I've just heard about it.

They did kiss on the terrace.

They did. Oh, so...
No, they did, mate.

They did, yeah.
So I did super well?

Yeah, 100%, mate.
I was expecting.

I mean, 27, 28 years old,
what do they do on the terrace?

Hey, come and sit here.

Bro, I'm fine. I'm actually...

Come and sit here, lad. Come here.

I'm happy because I opened my eyes.

Er...

I really don't want to deal
any more with some kind of people,

like her, like Ekin-Su.

Go to him at the fire pit.
It's out the way.

ANDREW: Leave that up to him.
OK?

You sure? Yeah.
OK.

I tried speaking to him... Can I
have two minutes with you, just...?

No. Yeah.
No, I said no.

You still speaking?
Yeah, I'm still speaking.

No, I don't want to listen.
I wanna speak with you calmly.

I don't wanna listen you. Calmly.
You don't need to shout at me.

No, I don't wanna listen you.

You don't need to shout at me,
I just wanna talk calmly with you.

I don't want to talk to you calmly
right now.

I have nothing to say.

No, I want to talk to you calmly.
I don't want to shout at you.

For me, you don't exist any more.

At least you tried.

It's fine.
He'll calm down in the morning.

That's so rude. That's so mean.

I think, at the minute,
he's just a bit...

he's just really upset. He is...
That's so rude.

It's not like
I've just switched now.

You all knew for days
I wanted something out of Davide.

Oh, yeah.
I've been telling everyone.

It might just take him a bit longer.

How long, though, Andrew?

We've only been here
for a week and a half.

Mm.

And this guy walks in
and just asks me questions about me,

and I'm like, I wanted Davide
to do that to me, and he didn't.

Don't cry. Cos...

It's just really stressful,

because I wanted him
to do that to me, and he's not,

and he's just saying I don't exist,
and all this horrible stuff,

and it's just not nice,
cos I genuinely cared.

I still care. It's just not nice.

It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

I know that she's upset,

but, like, are you crying
because you're upset,

or are you crying
because you got caught out?

He feels like
he wants to really try and open up,

and he feels like, obviously,
the fact that you lied about...

Lied? ..seeing him,
or kissing him, or whatever.

I didn't lie.
I didn't get to that point yet.

You did, though.
I was gonna tell him.

But he asked you and you said no.
That's a lie.

That's not asking...
I couldn't just say.

I was gonna get to that point.

I was like, "Look,
I'm gonna be honest with you."

No offence, but that's still a lie.

If the shoe was on the other foot,

100%, Ekin-Su would have
every right to be annoyed at Davide.

Yeah, lying is just
not gonna get you anywhere.

It's just, you know,
you're gonna get caught,

so there's no point in lying.
You've just got to be honest,

because you're never gonna
get away with anything.

MUSIC: 'No Bad Days'
by Bastille

Nah, Davide, you went in.
You went in today. Honestly, man.

I'm chilled, but if you piss me off,
you piss me off.

Get prepared. Drama is gonna happen,
I'm telling you.

Got your back.

Guys, shall I sleep
in the living room, right?

Do what you wanna do, mate.
We're here, bro, to support you.

Girls, I think I'm gonna
just sleep in the bed tonight.

And it's up to him
if he wants to sulk.

It's up to him if he wants
to sleep in the lounge. Whatever.

# And you said no tears
Round here any more... #

Carnage, carnage, carnage.

# But I ain't crying... #

Have I done the right thing?

If any of you had the time again,
differently,

I'd probably say

wait till you've spoken to Davide
before kiss Jay.

To be fair, I was just truthful
to myself, at the end of the day.

# When you're gone, gone

# There'll be no bad days... #

I'll go in the living room.

# When you're gone, gone

# There'll be no bad days

# You'll have no more bad days... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su and Davide
were at loggerheads all night long.

'But now the sun's come up,
and it's all change.

'They're gonna be at loggerheads
all day long!'

# There was something good
We lost along the way

# Oh-oh-oh

# Or did it go oh-oh-oh

# I think it went

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

How are you feeling?
I feel like I did the right thing.

Good.

I reckon Davide's gonna be
in the gym for hours today.

I think you will have
a conversation, though. We'll see.

# Remind me of all those nights
And all those flights

# And all those times
We say goodbye

# All I'm asking is why
Would you please remind me? #

EKIN-SU: I hope everyone slept well.

I hope everyone was loved up
and cuddly. Unlike me.

However, I realise that I definitely
did make the right decision.

I wasn't missing Davide at all
in the bed.

And the fact
that Davide shouted at me

completely turned me off him.

Whatever happens,
I know I made the right choice.

I'm actually really, really excited
to see what happens.

When I get ready,
I'm thinking of Jay.

When I'm going downstairs,
I'm thinking of Jay.

When I'm sitting next to him,
I feel excited.

And I didn't feel that with Davide.

And I'm so happy
that I stuck to my feelings.

I do not regret it a single bit.

At the end of the day,
if it doesn't work out with Jay,

then at least I've tried with him.
Yeah.

And, um, yeah.

But I do feel like
there could be something.

DAVIDE:
Guys, I mean, what can I say?

I slept really good, and I'm really
happy with how things went.

Because I finally discovered
who she is.

LUCA: As long as you feel
all right this morning,

that's all that matters.

Yeah, mate, I feel I'm shining.
Never feel better.

You're just waiting now.
Yeah. Naturally, I hope now

that someone for me now
enters the villa, of course.

Davide, will you chat to her today
at all?

To her?
No, I don't have nothing to say.

If she wants to tell me something,
now I'm more calm, I can listen.

But whatever she say, from now,

one ear enter, from the other,
go out, you know? Yeah.

You know, my reaction was expecting.

If your woman lie to you
and kiss another boy,

I don't think you're gonna stay calm
and don't say nothing.

All she could say that I was not
giving her what she deserved,

but after three, four days,
what do you deserve, dear Ekin-Su?

What do you deserve?
What do you want?

JACQUES: Jay, what did you
think about it, then?

Erm...

Well, it was pretty explosive.
Just a bit.

I wasn't expecting a reaction
like that, if I'm being honest.

Was it all really necessary,
to react like that?

I'm not sure. I think on both parts.
I'm gonna be fair.

Maybe you guys could have had
a more private conversation.

But again, heat of the moment.
Impulsive.

Obviously,
I have respect for Davide,

and if Davide's gonna ask me
point-blank,

was I up on the terrace with Ekin-Su
last night,

I'm not gonna lie to your face.

I'm not gonna be upset with you,
or have weird behaviour with you.

I respect that, Davide.
Thank you, man.

Remi, how did your night go?
Went well, innit.

With Indiyah, anyway.

Me and her just get along so well.
It's like I've known her for time.

Just very, like, playful.
Flirtatious.

Couple of laughs and that.
But yeah, it's calm.

Paige,
how was your night with Jacques?

It was cute. Just in bed,

then we just had
lots of cuddles and...

spoons. It was nice.
Love that.

You need to just kiss, man.
Honestly.

I don't know what
you're still chatting about.

Just chat about kissing,
or something.

When are you gonna do that?
I said to her last night about it.

I said I'm just gonna wait
the first kiss for a special moment.

Up on the terrace, yeah?

The terrace seems like the hotspot.

That's the spot, innit?

It's romantic, innit?

Very romantic, yeah.
It is, innit?

Jay?

Thanks, Jacques (!)

THEY LAUGH

IAIN STIRLING:
'Remi's effervescent charm

'has really got Indiyah thinking.

'Thinking she might make
more of an effort with Ikenna.'

I'm just having a think.

Like, he's always bringing me
an iced tea in the morning.

I kinda wanna do something nice
for him.

D'you think maybe you can
help me make him a smoothie?

Yeah. Do you want me to help you?
Mm-hm. OK.

Where's Ikenna?
Gym, I think.

IKENNA GRUNTING

You can have...
strawberry and banana.

That's enough for now, I think.

Wait! Is that cream?
Oh, no!

Girls, don't put any more in.
Fucking... What is that?

Right, let's go.

It's not bad.
I think it needs sugar or something.

It's not bad.

Why are you making that face?
I don't know, man.

You say it's not bad... It's not
bad. It tastes like a smoothie.

Do you want a straw?
Yeah.

Eight.

Hello.

We have an island boy special.

Island boy!

Island boy! Taste it.
What is it?

Who made it? Me!
No, you didn't.

Yes, I did. Don't lie.
Do you like it?

Mmm. Oh, my God.

How did you know I was thirsty?

Thank you so much, Indiyah.
You're welcome.

It was so awkward.

Obviously, I gave Ikenna
the smoothie, and he gave me a kiss,

but Remi was standing right there.

But obviously I'm not gonna pie him.
You know what I mean?

If you didn't want a kiss, why did
you take him a smoothie? I did!

Why are you embarrassed, then?
It's just awkward.

I didn't really realise before
how maybe our relationship

could have felt,
like, a little bit one-sided,

where I'm saying to him
I want him to open up,

but then I'm not really,
like, giving back either.

It definitely feels like
a step in a good direction.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Damn it, I could have sworn

'I left my invisible dumbbells
just here.

'Someone's nicked them!

'Ikenna!

'While I sort this out, here's
Ekin-Su planning her next move.'

GEMMA: I think
if you wanted to speak to Davide,

you're gonna have to instigate it.

It's not happening.
Well, that's fine, then.

After he treated me
and disrespected me,

he wishes that in his dream. Never.

Not asking you to go back there.
Just asking you to sort it out.

Well, I tried to last night, Luca.
It wasn't the right time, was it?

Sorry, I'm stubborn as fuck as well
when it comes to things like this.

I am not going there
and apologising.

I would just say,

why did you just not tell him last
night that you went on the terrace?

I was gonna tell him today,
when everything's calm,

and tell him straight.

But do you not think people would
have known yesterday? Or seen?

You just caught me out in the blue.

I think you didn't really care.

I think you knew
you were gonna kiss him.

I've not... I've done nothing wrong.
I've gone with my feelings.

I'm not saying
you've done anything wrong.

I just think you shouldn't have lied
about having a chat with him.

CRUNCHY DANCE BEAT PLAYS

IAIN STIRLING: 'If anyone's
wondering what the editors sampled

'to get that noise you just heard,

'let's just say
you should avoid Spanish curries

'before entering a voice-over booth.
My apologies.'

If a new girl walked in here,
would you wanna get to know her?

Why are you asking that?!

Ask her it back, Jay.

Would you?

ALL: Ooh!

Don't start lying to him!
You told enough lies to Davide!

SHE LAUGHS

Did you not see
how it ended last night?

Oh, zooming!

TEXT ALERT

Oh, please, no!

Don't start. Oh, no, please.
She got a text.

I've got a text!

We've got a text.

SHE READS TEXT

CHEERING

Let's get it!
Gemma, wear the fish flops, yeah?

THEY GROAN

I'm scared! Girls!

Ekin-Su will be dancing for you,
basically. No way.

You might fall back in love with her
if she dances for you!

We're gonna have to be sexy,
basically.

I think we're gonna have the time
of our lives in this challenge!

I mean, "time of our lives"
is a bit of a stretch.

Are you excited, Gemma?
Er, no.

THEY CHEER

ALL: Sex sea!

It means having sex in the sea.

Oh, right. Definitely not!
Not that far.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Today's challenge
is called Sex Sea.

'I mean, it's good, guys,
but it's no Krill Of The Chase.

'In this one, it's the girls' turn
to prove who's the sexiest.

'But first, we're gonna hit them
with a twist

'that'll leave them shell-shocked.'

# Girls, they wanna... #

What the fuck?
# Wanna have fun... #

Hey, boys. Oh, shit.
What the hell?

# Wanna have fun... #

I'm Danica, how are we?
Oh, no.

I was just, like, so shocked.
I did not expect it.

She came in, like, "Ka-pow!"
D'you know what I mean?

She absolutely killed it.

I'm Danica,
I'm a 21-year-old dancer,

and I'm from Leicester.

I absolutely cannot wait
to get into the Love Island villa.

I can't wait to bring my energy,
my sexiness, my sass.

# You want a Lamborghini? #

I won't just be
stepping on a few toes,

I'm gonna be dancing on them.

# Now get to work... #

What the fuck's going on?

I can't wait to get to know you all,
and I'll see you back at the villa.

APPLAUSE
Woo!

# Now get to work. #

Bloody Danica.
I was not expecting that at all.

I'm sorry,
but how're we meant to top that?

Oof!
HE EXHALES

IAIN STIRLING: 'Danica's gone,
but don't worry, "shell" be back.

'Right, on with the challenge,
the rules are simple.

'One by one, the girls appear
in a clamshell,

'slide into the pool,
dance around the pole,

'then choose a boy
as their catch of the day

'to impress on the sea bed.

'The sexiest girl,
as voted for by the boys, wins.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hi, boys.
Are you ready for this one?

# I'm bringing sexy back... #

Sheesh!

The favourite bit
was when she was in the pool

and then, literally,
hair in the pool,

and then up, and flicking it around.

Yeah, she looked unreal,
to be honest.

# Dirty babe, uh-huh... #

Tasha...
HE HUFFS

..set the bar extremely high.

# I'll let you whip me
If I misbehave... #

ALL: Ooh.

# It's just that no-one
Makes me feel this way, uh-huh

# Take 'em to the chorus... #

CHEERING
Come on!

# Go 'head, be gone with it... #

I mean, I think Andrew may have got,
like, a semi or something.

And I was like...
I mean, I see it as a compliment.

I was like, "Oh, yeah.
Like, I just did that!"

D'you know what I mean?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALL: Woo!

HE CHUCKLES
Yeah, no, I'm a happy guy.

# Damn, you's a sexy chick
A sexy chick... #

CHEERING

Damn. OK, OK!

Some cheeks went...
Maybe I won't talk about that,

but it was very nice, like,
it was very great to watch.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What the fuck?

I do not know how the hell
I just done that stone-cold sober.

SHE HUFFS

Left turn, left turn, left turn.
I know, I know.

ALL: Whoa!
Ah!

CHEERING
# They say she low-down

# It's just a rumour
And I don't believe 'em

# They say she needs to... #

Amber completely smashed
the challenge, like,

she literally came in full-force,

bad B, shaking her arse,
doing everything.

And I think Dami
got a little excited.

CHANTING: Dami's got a semi!
Dami's got a semi!

Dami's got a semi!

Dami's got a semi!
Dami's got a semi!

Oh, my God, I hope that doesn't
trend, you know. Fuck!

# Let's go to the beach-each
Let's go get a wave

# They say what they gonna say... #
CHEERING

I thought it was hot out there,
but the temperature was turned up

when I saw Gemma
turn round on that shell.

# I'm on the floor, floor
I love to dance

# So give me more, more
'Til I can't stand

# Get on the floor, floor... #

CHANTING: Bish on the fish!
Bish on the fish! Bish on the fish!

Bish on the fish!

All right, let's get on all fours.
All four?!

All fours. All fours.

CHEERING

# Let's do this one more time. #

Listen, that will be the first time,
and the last time,

Gemma's bending me over,
hitting me in the...

hitting me with a fish in the
pollocks, do you know what I mean?

# Let's do this one last time

# Can't stop it... #

Yes, like, honestly, fucking hell.

SPANISH TRUMPET PLAYS

Ooh! Splashed that. Splashed that.

Indiyah was amazing
on that challenge.

Ah, ha-ha... Started throwing
and flicking the water and stuff.

Did the little dance as well.
Yeah, she looked really cute.

# I'm a gonna get, get
Get you drunk

# Get you love drunk off my hump

# My hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump

# They buy me all these iceys

# Dolce and Gabbana... #

CHEERING

I wish it could have been me
who was on that bed,

but, erm, it is what it is,
isn't it?

WHOOPING

Come on, Ekin!

She's unbelievable.

Yeah, I think
things could have got pretty frisky

if no-one was there.

CHEERING

Ekin-Su,
oh, my God, hers was so funny.

I did think she was gonna drown
at one point.

CHEERING

Ooh...

CHEERING

When Ekin-Su kissed me,

I was like, "Piss off,
do your challenge with Jay

"and just, you know...
stay far from me."

Whoo! Second kiss.

Yeah, Ekin choosing me was nice.

I guess it was a kind of
confirmation in my head

that maybe her and Davide
are definitely done.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The contest is over

'and it's time for the lads
to decide

'which girl reigns "sea bream".

'Right,
I'm all out of aquatic puns now.'

Us boys have decided
that the sexiest girl is...

Tasha!
CHEERING

To be coupled up
with the sexiest girl in the villa,

like, you can't complain.
Like, loving life.

CHEERING

IAIN STIRLING:
'The challenge is over,

'and in the spirit of recycling,
if anyone's interested,

'right now, there's a giant
plastic clam and a damp bed on eBay.

'Buyers collect.

'Back at the villa,
Danica is waiting to say hello.'

Hello.
Nice seeing you.

Hey.
All right.

Hey, guys.

I've got you some drinks.
Hostess with the mostess.

Hi, guys. Oh, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Sorry, I'm so small.

Yeah, toast to bombshell.
Yeah.

New girl fucking shit up.

LAUGHTER
Here we go.

WHOOPING

Obviously, there's this new girl
that walks in. Danica.

And, immediately I'm just like...

"Stay away from my guy."

Pop my bottom here.

So... where are you from?

So, I'm half Jamaican.
Oh, wow.

Yeah. Obviously, half British.

What do you do?
I'm a dancer.

I've just finished
my degree in dance,

but I dance professionally as well.

What's your star sign?
I'm an Aries. Are you, oh...

Yeah, so I am... I'm very fiery.

What's everyone thinking of?

She's not shy.

What did say she did?

Dancer?
Dancer. Shock.

Mate, the boys should be
having this chat first.

Yeah.
I know, I know.

Watch.
Everyone's in the best relationship

they've ever been in now.
Yeah.

"Oh, yeah.
We're really, really good."

I would say...

Danica's a very good looking girl.

Erm...

But she ain't Gemma.

Fucking hell.
What is going on with me? Oh!

Well, you all seem great.

So, what do you wanna know? Like...?

What's your type?
Yeah, your type?

So, out of everybody, like,
my ex probably is most similar

to, erm, like, Jacques and Luca.

So, I think it's just about actually
seeing what it's like face-to-face.

Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

So, yeah, I'm looking forward
to getting to know everybody.

Erm, you know,
at the end of the day,

you all seem like lovely girls,
but I don't know any of you.

Girl, if you step on my toes,
I step on yours. I'm joking, no.

I am fiery, by the way.

That's what I'm here for,
at the end of the day.

I'm happy to rattle
a few girls about.

Well, cheers to you being here.

ALL: Yeah!
Cheers to Love Island, baby!

It's Love Island, baby!

Love Island, baby!
I need this fucking drink!

Literally.

I kind of caught a few girls' eyes,
and I was a bit like, "Oh, my God,

"these girls are gunning for me."

It was like, yeah,
I feel like a lot of them

were very much like, "Oh, my God."

Hiya.
Hi, you all right?

Do you wanna come
and meet some of the boys?

Yeah, definitely.
Well, lovely to chat to you girls.

Wish me luck. See you later.
Bye.

SHE EXHALES
How are you?

Yeah, not bad. You?
Good, I'm really good, thank you.

Yeah.
You have some balls to do that.

Well, you know me!

Well, you don't know me,
but you will get to know me.

Sit down, then, come on.

Hi!

ALL: Hey!
Hey, boys!

Danica here!

Who do you think will fancy her?

I think all of them.
I really don't know.

I'm not, like, massively worried.
I'm not.

Was it you do for work?
I'm a dancer. All right.

Dunno if you could maybe tell.
No, we couldn't tell. Couldn't tell.

No!
Yeah, did you enjoy it? Was it good?

Just can't believe there's another
dancer in here. Fuck's sake.

No-one can compete you.
You're the best dancer ever, sorry.

SHE LAUGHS

What do you think of the girls
so far?

Yeah, they seem like lovely girls.
Obviously, at the end of the day,

I am here to find somebody,
you know?

I... Have you got
your eye on anyone in particular?

Er, I just wanna get to know
you all, to be honest. No top three.

What's your type, though?

So, my ex, he was, like,
dark-haired, light-eyed,

quite tan, quite, like...
not massively athletic physique,

but I do like somebody...
She's looking at Davide.

LAUGHTER
No, I'm actually... Sorry, no.

I mean, you're all beautiful boys,
you know what I mean?

We know!
LAUGHTER

Oh, she's pissing me off.

She keeps doing this with her hair,
she's like...

We know. That's what you would do.

Fabulous.
I mean, how are we all feeling?

Are we all, like, married off?

No, well, I just broke up yesterday.
LAUGHTER

Not that!

He's got his divorce papers back!
Love that.

No, no, we love that.

No, the end of the day, like,
I want to get to know everybody,

so as long as you're game,
then...

I will go after what I want.

But I need to get you guys first,
you know what I mean?

Yeah.
So, yeah, we'll see.

We'll see what it holds, but, yeah.

So, what you dance usually for?
Like...?

So, I do sort of all types of
dancing, like, when I was training,

and then I also do Samba,
Latin American dancing.

You know, with the Brazilian,
like, feathers? Ahh!

Davide, he has a few moves.
Show her.

Yeah, show me some moves! Show me!

Come on!
Yes, come on, show me!

CHEERING

EKIN-SU GASPS
What's that?

Babe, look what Davide's doing!

Sorry, I never got this
when I said I was a dancer.

THEY CHEER AND LAUGH

And we need to be happy for Davide.
Yeah, we...

EKIN-SU EXCLAIMS

But you've just spilt orange juice
on my vagina. Oh, my God!

Wait, forget the orange juice rash.

I'm trying to act cool.
But you're really not.

LUCA: Are you gonna be pulling
a few lads for chats tonight, then?

Yeah, definitely.
Girls, we've got to wear...

Is that Davide getting up?
AMBER: Let Davide get up.

Oh, yeah, why am I bothered?
Davide, crack on.

See you later.

Right, I'm not gonna look,
but can someone look for me?

I'm looking for you.

No, he's not.
Can someone just keep looking?

Yeah, I'm looking. Relax.

Who is it? Is it just Luca and her?

Do people work out a lot?
Yeah, not me.

Yeah, I'm not really arsed
about that, to be fair, but...

Hi, hi!
Hey!

No.
Shall we give you a little tour?

Yes. Can you, actually? Yeah.
Come on. Little tour.

Is it only me? Fuck me.
All right, then.

Nobody else
wants to show you around.

No, it's fine. Don't worry if not.

How was that with the boys?
Yeah, good. Yeah, really good. Yeah.

'Really good reception
from the boys'

once I actually got
to speak to them.

Very cheeky, though.

Age-wise, do you go for older guys?
I've always gone for older.

I've never been with anyone
my age or younger.

When you say older, how old? 26? 25?
28, I'm thinking is...

Let me tell you one thing,
I don't date young guys. Yeah.

I'm 27... 28 in August.

For me, there's less older men
in here, that's why.

I know.
Mine is 28+.

Of course, yeah. I just thought
I'd lay that out there. Sorry.

Yeah, no that's fine. No, you...
Trying to warn you.

No, I'm just saying.
In other words, she's with Jay.

Me coming in shouldn't
rock the boat, but if it does,

and, say, if I do get on with him,

then I've got to follow my heart
as well, so...

I'm gonna step on toes
because you're all coupled up

and I want to find a man.

And, unfortunately, like,
it just...

It's the game.
It's the name of the game.

You gotta do what you gotta do
for you, you know.

So, are you all, like, happy?

Whoever you're with,
you're not really wanting to see

if anyone else comes in, like?
What...?

What about you?
Gem, you're with Luca, aren't you?

Yeah.
How's that going?

It's going well.
Yeah.

I think we do have a connection
and we do get on.

I feel like he's just an easy guy
to get on with.

Like, he's got that energy,
he's just chilled.

Yeah, he just gets on with everyone,
so...

It's so easy.
No, that's good.

It'll be nice to see
the sort of personalities as well.

Need some entertainers in here.
Yeah.

Wait till I get comfortable
cos I'm a bit crazy.

She's gonna go for the weakest.
Yeah. Andrew.

Andrew, you need to give her
some attention, 100%.

Just have a chat, not a chat,
you just need to speak to her.

She seems a nice girl, though.
She's out there. She seems nice.

ALL TALK OVER EACH OTHER

She's got pretty eyes, man.
ALL: Yeah.

Let's be honest,
if you necked her in bed,

you would wanna rip her clothes off.
Fucking hell.

Let the games begin.

# So tired of adrenaline
Fake love on the internet... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's a positive end
to a difficult day.

'Davide's smiling,
Indiyah's feeling good about Ikenna,

'and a lady in Bognor
just bid 73p for the plastic clam.'

# So sick of falling
In and out of love... #

Oh, yeah!

BOYS WHOOP

GROWLING
Fuck!

# Falling in and out of love... #

Actually no point stressing.

It'll probably only push the boys
further away. Exactly.

# Falling in and out of love... #

Right. Davide,
you're on for tonight, man.

Yeah, tonight I need to do
something good, you know?

Come on, man, look at you.

She does seem nice, though.

GEMMA: I like other people
to do the talking,

and I just make a judgement
if I like them or not.

Have you come to a conclusion yet?
No. No.

# I got all my emotions
Stuck on the shelf

# It's like I'm losing
A part of me... #

She's gonna be flirty as fuck
tonight. Oh, yeah.

She's gonna be like,
"Oh, tell me about yourself."

She's gonna put her boobs out,
"Oh, tell me what you think."

And then she's gonna
get her arse out.

Nipples, nipples, nipples.

There we are.
Sorry!

# Falling in and out of love

# Falling in and out of love... #

OK, so, thank you all
for being so lovely,

and, yeah,
thanks for inviting me in.

Cheers to a spectacular evening, and
I can't wait to get to know you all.

ALL CHEER

Cheers, everybody.

# So sick of falling
In and out of love. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Global heatwave, 35 degrees,

'or, as Danica would describe it,
"glove weather".

'Let the evening's festivities
begin.'

Oh, right!

Who do you reckon she likes, though?

I think Davide you've gotta go for,
ain't you? Yeah, have to.

Have to.
Good-looking and single. Yeah.

No-brainer, innit?
Yeah.

Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.

Sorry, have I just spilled that
on... Sorry, I'm so fucking clumsy.

Or Remi. Yeah, that might
be her type, you never know.

But she did say her ex
was basically us. I mean...

I'm just gonna try and just
chat to as many people as possible.

Get them on the conveyor belt.
Yeah, come on, next one!

Round 'em all up.
Speed dating. Yeah.

What are your thoughts, Remi?
He's smiling.

She's all of me, you know, like.
Those are the type of girls I date.

Are they?
Yeah, yeah.

So this should be easy cake for you,
then, if it is. Yeah, man.

Is that where you've started?

Yeah, I'm thinking
probably over there,

because obviously Amber's
just gone over there,

so it just makes sense to sort of...
Well, wish me luck. Good luck.

All the best, girl.
Who is over there?

The majority of them?
Have fun.

OK. Right, I'm gonna
be on my tiptoes all night.

I mean, how do you feel? Like,
she's gonna speak to everyone here.

PAIGE: I don't want him
to speak to her, I don't!

I don't want him to get to know her.

I don't want
the conversation to be had.

Just shut it off and focus on us.

But I know that's not
what we're here for.

So basically, it is what it is.

Hello. I'm coming for
a little chat again. Hello, hello.

We all feeling fresh, yeah?
Oh, my God, right, you know what?

It is what it is,
putting it out there,

if I fall through the decking...
LAUGHTER

The girls do it all the time.
So it's OK.

It is what it is, right?
I'll pop myself here.

Who do you think she's gonna...?
Davide. It's got to be, we said.

Oh, is it Ikenna? I reckon Dami.
She said Dami was her favourite.

You two are fucking winding me up.
I'm not falling for it.

If she does want Dami,
then so be it.

So be it? You don't like him anyway?

SHE LAUGHS
Piss off.

EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYS

IAIN STIRLING: 'Hello!
Serious piano music all of a sudden?

'That's a big gear change. Either
the damp bed failed to sell, or...'

TEXT ALERT,
GIRLS SHRIEK

Fuck! Fuck! I've got a text!

Get up, get up, get up!

What is it?
Read it really loud.

Fu-u-u-u-u-ck!
Shit.

I can't wait to see Gem
pour her heart out.

HE CACKLES

TEXT ALERT
Oh, my God!

Fuck off.

I got a text!

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Already?
That fast?

I feel sick.

Oh, fuck. That soon?
Fucking hell.

# I couldn't stay away

# An obvious mistake

# I could've saved some face

# I thought I knew... #

TEXT ALERT
# That in this painful place

# I might find some grace... #

I've got a text.
Here we go.

# I can't read
My mind's in pieces... #

"Danica, as the new girl,
you will choose first."

# Afraid that you can't climb higher

# Scared that you're gonna fall

# Today, I woke up a fighter

# The art of survival

# The art of survival... #

I've decided to couple up
with this boy.

I have not even been here 24 hours,

so this is a really
weird situation for me to be in.

I barely even got to know
any of you. You're all lovely boys.

But I didn't come here
to play it safe,

and I need to, sort of,
follow my heart,

and I can kind of only go on
what I see for face value.

And somebody who I feel like
is usually my type.

And I need to explore that,
unfortunately.

# The art of survival... #

So I'm gonna have to just follow
my heart on this one.

# The art of survival

# Maybe I was born a fighter... #

So, the boy that
I want to couple up with...

..is...

# Afraid that you can't climb higher

# Scared that you're gonna fall

# Every time the road gets harder

# The art of survival

# How can I fly with eagles

# Scared I'm gonna hit the wall

# Today I woke up a fighter

# The art of survival. #