Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 5 - Episode 5 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'

'..there was romance...'

# Me nah care, me nah care

'..and two new boys
joined the party.'

Cheers.
Cheers to that.

Here's to many more dates hopefully.

Oi-oi!
SCREAMING

There's such a fine line between
showing interest and pestering.

'Tonight...

'..the pressure is on...'

You are my type.
Oh, good.



'..and the re-coupling looms.'

So, the person
I'd want to couple up with is...

Oh, I just feel so shit.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Let's get you meeting everyone.

'Faye and Sharon are back from their
date with brickie Liam and Chuggs,

'who's one of the country's leading
manufacturers of bucket hats.'

Oi-oi!
Oh, my God!

SCREAMING

'And can I just say, it's so nice
to have a key worker on the show.

'Chuggs, your nation salutes you.'

How are we?

My days, I cannot believe
Faye and Liam came in holding hands,

but I'm just gonna keep being me
and, yeah, we'll see what happens.



Hello, mate, Hugo. How's it going?
Nice to meet you.

Hello!
How was it?

It was good.
Good!

Probably rattled a few more cages

by walking through the villa
holding hands, but, you know,

a girl's gotta do
what a girl's gotta do, I guess.

What are you doing here?
Smallest of worlds!

I'm Chuggs.
Aaron, nice to meet you.

Chuggs, I mean, he didn't
choose her, the public chose her.

Should I be worried?
I don't think so.

How are you here?
Oh, mate!

No, not like that.
What...?

Mate, the smallest of worlds.
I know.

I missed you.
Oh, baby girl, I missed you more.

I missed you.

So, I went to uni with Hugo.
He was saying.

We heard your name and obviously...

I was like, Chuggs,
and then it made a rugby comment,

and I was like,
"This can't be like that."

There's not too many Chuggses,
is there?

Exactly, mate!
You two know each other?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The same nights out.

Oxford's a small place.

Any drink that's blue, this man,
this man would demolish.

It's not safe around him.

Blue?
Yeah, VKs, WKDs, mate.

LAUGHTER

Throwing all this stuff
under the bus, mate!

You gonna out him fully?
You can't be doing that.

It works both ways,
it works both ways.

How was your first date?

Mate, so nice.
She's a really nice girl.

Super down-to-earth, like,
really driven. She's independent.

She knows what she wants.
Conversation was flowing.

I could have spoken to her
all night.

Looking forward to
getting to know her a bit more.

Sharon's the person
I'm talking to, really.

Bit of competition going there.
A little triangle going on.

It just means more competition,
to be honest, really.

I'm gonna have to step up my game
because, let's be honest,

it's Love Island. You can't really
hedge your bets like that.

So how was the date, mate?

Yeah, it went pretty well,
to be fair.

I think she's a good-looking girl.
She was easy to talk to.

You looked like you guys
were hitting it off.

Yeah, no, you're just
getting to know someone.

It's pretty chilled out, you know.
Just getting to know them.

I'm gonna get to know
everyone equally, you know,

not putting all my eggs in one
basket. That would be daft of me.

You know, I've got to find
that attraction first

through talking to them,

which I'll hopefully have
through the next few days.

He is so fit. Oh, my God, yeah,
it was a good date.

Like, chat was there,
he's, like, tall, he is so handsome!

How tall is he?
6'6".

He's 21, but, oh, my God,
doesn't he look older?

Yeah, he does.
Where is he from?

He's from Wales. The valleys.
Is down by your area?

Yeah, like,
he's only a couple of hours away.

So there won't be no language
misinterpretation.

Let's hope not, let's hope not.
Did he ask you about you?

Yeah! He really did.
Oh, jealous.

I'm sorry, but, like, Hugo and Aaron
are honestly gonna have to run

and work ten times harder.

If you don't want to lose your
girls, you need to fight.

How was your date?
Like, to me, he's fit and we get on.

It's like there is stuff in common,
but I think he was really nervous.

I think he went to uni
with Hugo apparently.

Yeah, he did,
so they know each other.

You know, I don't know
if I'm, like, his usual type.

I've got one question, yeah.
LAUGHTER

OK, cool. So who wants to go first?
I'm gonna say top two, top two.

I rate all of them and they all
look way better in person.

I agree, they're better in person.
What's your types?

Personality's obviously a big thing
as well, you know.

I like independence as well.

A bird who's, like,
got her shit together, you know?

Sharon actually seemed really
independent from our date,

like, chatting to her.
Yeah, yeah.

But, like, my traditional type
is probably, like, petite blonde.

Going off, like, past girlfriends.
For me, it's tanned brunette.

Ooh! Get on, game on.
LAUGHTER

Got to have nice teeth
and a good body.

I like feet as well.
Oh, my God!

He likes feet as well!
He likes feet!

At the end, he was like, "OK, shall
we get back to the villa, then,

"and try and get your bed swapped?"
I was like...

Oh, my God. Wow.
Do you think he's really confident?

Oh, he needs to be, with that...
Have you seen him?

So basically I'm getting married
next week, guys.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

So... So are you done with Hugo?
Oh, Hugo who?

SCREAMING
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

IAIN: 'Hugo wants to have
a quick word with Faye.

'He's probably wondering
if he's allowed to bring a plus one

'to her and Liam's wedding.'

I'm gonna suck on an ice pole.

Are you?
Yeah, I am.

How was it?

I know all your dirty secrets, Hugo,
you naughty boy.

I can't wait for her
to tell them to me.

It's his word against mine.
HE CHUCKLES

Do you want to go and have a chat or
do you want to have your tea first?

My tea is always hot, honey,
so I will come with you now.

I'm sure it is,
I'm sure I'm about to find out!

I'll come with you now. Take me.
It's such a chore, isn't it?

It's always such a chore.
Where do you want to go? Swing?

He's nervous as fuck.
He's worried.

Oh!

How was it?
It was good.

Yeah?
Yeah, it was a good date.

Gotta spill the tea.
I need more than that.

I'll be honest.

It's probably better for me
to have, like, a little sleep on it

and just maybe
pick this up tomorrow.

But, like, for me, I'm just, like, I
only started speaking to you today.

I've been really honest with you

and said that my Love Island
experience has started today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's just been a hell of a day
for me, really.

It's been a hell of a day.
Hell of a day.

Erm... But it doesn't mean
I'm gonna stop talking to you.

Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure.
Because, I mean, ultimately,

he's gonna want to get to know
other people in the villa as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

So I'm not daft at this.

But, yeah, no,
it was a really nice first date.

He seems like a really nice lad.

Now we can see
whether you like me for me,

and it's a great opportunity for you
to get to know someone else. Yeah.

Oh, Hugo's so lovely.

But I just don't want
to deal with it tonight.

We're on a good cloud.
We're on a great cloud.

Let's just not worry about
that issue right now.

IAIN: 'OK, full disclosure.

'I flew to Majorca last night,
had a few too many ouzos,

'fell asleep on a daybed and had...

'let's just call it
a bit of an accident,

'but fingers crossed
nobody will notice.'

Is it wet? It's not too bad.
That's quite cold.

It's a bit soggy,
but that's all right.

So, how was it?
It was all right.

Is that it? "It was all right"?
Yeah, it was all right.

I don't know what I'm
supposed to say.

Is he not your type?

Physically, like, it's hard to pin
down a type, but I go off, like,

being able to speak to someone
and, like, having a conversation.

I feel like there's, like,
common ground,

but it was nothing, like,
fireworks in the background.

Nobody's gonna be ringing
any wedding bells any time soon.

No? No.

Bloody hell,
I thought they would be after that.

# There's a heat that's shining down
On my body

# These waters set me free... #

You're sweet, you.

Yeah, you've literally got
nowt to worry about.

They might not even like
Sharon and Faye. We don't know.

Whoo-oo-oo! Oi-oi!

The Ox boys are gonna go nuts, mate.

Doesn't it feel good, though,
that the power is in our hands?

For now.

I think the boys are sweating a bit,
though. Yeah.

# I'm not afraid to hang it up
I'm standing up... #

Oh, shit. That's a serious piece.
Good, bro, innit?

That was 12 hours, that was.
Painful.

I feel like it was such a good time
for me to go out for a date.

Do you know what I mean?
It was perfect timing.

And obviously, it helps
that he's a fucking sort.

ALL: # You wanna love him
You wanna touch him

# You wanna kiss him! #
Shh!

Ah, fuck!

What is wrong with you?
I got it in my eyes, didn't I?

Right.

Are you ready for your first night?
Be careful.

Hello, babe.

ALL: Good night!

# I'm not ready to

# I'm not ready to

# I'm not ready to... #

TEXT ALERT
I got a text!

IAIN: 'Still to come...
there's big news for the villa.'

"Islanders, tonight,
there will be a re-coupling."

IAIN STIRLING:
'It's morning in the villa˘

'and time for our Islanders
to shower, shave

'and shove on a microphone.

'The couples are Chloe and Aaron,
Sharon and Hugo,

'Liberty and Jake, Kaz and Toby,
and Faye and Brad.

'And Chuggs is with Liam,
who's been spraying himself

'with Lynx's appropriately named
new summer fragrance.'

I can smell the sexual tension
coming in here.

All the way from across the room.

It just smells like pure ass
and farts down here.

LIAM LAUGHS

I walked to, like, the bathroom,
I just thought, "An alley of farts."

Right, let's do yellow.
Yellow, yeah? OK. Yeah.

Naughty, naughty.

We need to be pulling out
all the stops, don't we? Yeah.

What are you having?
Are you having...?

Are you getting iced coffee?
Yeah.

The girls were saying
they wanted some shit.

Are the girls wanting ice coffee?
Let's wash this out.

Your girl wants it.
So just Liam's black coffee?

You boys have such a routine,
looking after the girls.

All I'm thinking about right now
is myself and my breakfast.

That's all right.
I'm not really hungry.

I don't really eat breakfast.

No?
No.

If there's eggs,
I'll make poached eggs,

and if there's toast,
we could do poached eggs and salmon.

Ooh!
That'd be pretty nice.

So, after my date with Sharon
last night,

I felt like I got to know her
quite well, but, yeah, today,

I just wanna spend my time getting
to know everyone on an equal level,

rather than sort of
putting my eggs all in one basket

and going for one person.

Good morning, my lovely girlies.
Rrrr...

Shall we do a debrief?
Subject A.

Chuggs?
Yeah.

Quite a cute nickname
that his mum and dad gave him.

All those in favour, say "aye".
Aye.

Aye.
Aye. All right.

Subject B - Liam.
Sexy, sexy guy.

Seemed like a nice person,
got decent banter.

He seemed very relaxed,
like, quite quickly.

Yeah. They seem like
they've fitted in already.

Yeah, really sweet, aren't they?

Personal opinion,
I'm struggling to see

who I can see Chuggs with
at the moment.

Really?
But that might change.

Only because out of the girls
that are here, I just don't know...

I mean, he's got
fucking lovely teeth.

Yeah, he's a really
good-looking guy.

Lovely teeth.

But we don't know him enough yet
to say, do you know what I mean?

No.

I think, at the moment,
out of all the guys,

I can see Liam,
like, with you the most,

cos I feel like
he can handle your banter

and your craic
and give it back to you.

Yeah, handle me, give it back,
that's what you need.

All those in favour of Liam,
say "aye".

Aye.
Aye.

Are you ready for a chat with Hugo?
Have you ruled him out completely?

No, no, no, I haven't, I haven't.
And also, as well, like,

the lads have got to get to know
all the girls, anyway, so, like...

I said to Hugo last night, like,
we all know it's gonna be, like,

they're gonna want to speak
to every girl.

What's your plan for today?
CHUGGS LAUGHS

Mate, I'm gonna contemplate my plans
today once I've got some food in me.

LAUGHING: Yeah, same.

Chuggs, you're very quiet
when it comes to...

What, to the girls?
LAUGHTER

I'm know you're interested
in your food and that,

but give us summat.

Mate, it's priorities, yeah?
LAUGHTER

How do you guys feel about,
you know...

there's seven boys,
there's five girls, so...?

People are gonna step on toes,
but, like, cos we all know that,

it's not really
stepping on people's toes, right?

They're all class lads.
They're very easy going.

They're keeping their cards
close to their chest, but, yeah,

I think they're interested to see
what myself and Liam think.

They're trying to get it out of us.

You know, they're chipping away,
chipping away.

What about you, Kaz? Are you
gonna have chitchats with them?

Yeah, I'll speak to everyone, mate.
Absolutely.

I'll speak to both of the boys,
get to know them. Mm.

I would ask ol' giddy Lib
over there,

but I don't think we need to, do we?
No.

You know me, I like
to get to know everyone anyway,

but it would take literally someone
to knock me out of the park for me

for me to turn my head, because
me and Jake are literally like

the doppelgangers of each other.

D'you know what I mean?
I get you. Jake's the man.

What me and Jake have is really
good, and no-one quite...

I don't quite have the same energy
with anyone else as Jake.

Oh...

Are you excited
to get to know everyone today?

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

It'll take nearly a full day
just to speak to everyone, you know?

Yeah, exactly.

I think that's definitely
the right way to go about it.

To be fair, I thought the lads
would be a bit more rattled,

but they don't seem to be
in very strong couples yet,

so it's an even playing field
at the moment.

How was your date with Faye
last night?

Er, yeah, better than expected,
to be honest.

Yeah?

Obviously, I didn't know who...
Who was gonna turn up.

..who was gonna turn up, you know?

She's a nice girl, to be fair.
Mate, she's a really nice girl.

She was welcoming.
Yeah. Which I liked.

She's got really good craic, mate.

Yeah. So I'll definitely be
talking to her today, you know.

There's a seven-five balance
at the minute,

so something's got to change,

and everything's up for grabs,
everyone's kind of up for grabs,

and, Jesus, I feel nervous.

'Chuggs is springing into action,
and do not underestimate him.

'You've got to be
on the top of your game

'to survive in the dog-eat-dog world
of bucket hat manufacturing.'

Do you want to go...
Shall we have a chat? Yeah.

And go and sit over there.

He's not waiting around.

There you go.

'Ey up, Toby.

Yeah, I'm just looking forward
to talking to, like, all the girls,

to see what they're like,
cos the lads keep on grilling me,

"Who are you interested in?"
Oh, are they? Ooh!

Yeah, I think they're
a little bit like...

Do you think they're nervous?
..looking at me and Liam,

being like, "Who do they like?"
We're keeping it quite close.

So who do you like?

This is the thing,
I need to start talking to people.

"Hi, I'm Chuggs,
I don't know who I like,

"I just need to speak to everybody."

Not you looking at people's
personalities, too!

You got the first little talking to.
Does that mean anything?

You should feel flattered.
Should I? OK, cool.

You can dust the old shoulders off.
Still got it.

Maybe.

Kind of expected. I'm joking, no!
I'll take that. Hashtag flattered.

What's your type?
I'll tell you what, a smile...

Go on.
..I think is important.

You've got a really nice smile.
Aw, thanks.

You know it as well.
Maybe. Maybe.

So, coupled up with Toby?
Yeah.

He's so sweet.
He's literally so lovely.

Yeah, he's a really nice guy.

I think things between us
are going well.

'I spoke to Kaz first.'

She's lovely, she's so bubbly
and full of positive energy,

she's really infectious,
definitely an infectious smile.

She's cool, but she seems
pretty focused on Toby.

'First time in a while

'I've heard the words "positive"
and "infectious"

'being used about someone
as a compliment.

'Anyway, Chuggs,
onwards and... well, onwards.'

So who have you got your eye on,
then, in this villa?

Type-wise, you're definitely
traditionally my type. Oh, really?

You seem cool. You've got
a bit about you, you know. Yeah.

I feel like you
can give and take it.

Yeah, definitely.
That's important.

Some girls get offended so quickly.
A giver and receiver!

No, I'm not like that at all.
It takes a lot to piss me off.

OK. So if I do piss you off,
you're gonna let me know about it?

Yeah, I'll let you know.
I'm not looking forward to that!

So you're coupled up with Jake
at the minute? Yeah, yeah.

That's from day one, right?
Yeah, literally.

I stepped forward for him,
and we've been coupled up.

If there was a re-coupling tonight,
and you were allowed to choose,

would you re-couple with Jake,
do you think?

Today?
Yeah. Jake.

You would?
Mm-hm.

Cool.
What about you?

I need to chat to everyone first.
Yeah?

Are you a type of, like,
Mr Steal Your Girl kind of boy?

Do you not mind
treading on people's toes?

I don't care about treading
on people's toes. Erm...

Nature of the game, isn't it?

If I feel like I'm suited
to someone better

than what their current situation
is, I'll be selfish and go for it.

Yeah.

'So the Chuggs graft
is well underway.

'Now it's time for brickie Liam to
get to work. Albeit a little late.

'Typical builder -
never showing up on time.'

How was your first night?
It was good, yeah.

Everyone was welcoming, yeah?
Yeah, definitely, yeah.

Everyone's different
in their own ways, you know.

Yeah. Oh, I hope so.

There's already people that seem,
like, settled.

And obviously, some of us are,
like... I say some of us, me.

So you're not settled, then?
THEY LAUGH

That's like, "Oh, OK,
well, this isn't working."

Is it nice coming in
with another lad, or...?

Yeah, definitely.

I feel like you would have been
fine on your own, though, as well.

Yeah, I would have been. Obviously,
it's easier coming in with Chuggs.

Yeah.
I would have been fine anyway.

He's lovely to look at, in't he?

I mean, you wouldn't say no,
would you?

You wouldn't kick him out. Mn-mn.

Are you a bit feisty?

I'm a bit too feisty,
this is my problem.

If I've got a problem,
I've just got to air it.

Like, I just can't sit on it.

Yeah, but that's the best way to be,
isn't it?

Especially in a place like this,
you've got to be out, you know.

I'm just that person, unfortunately.
Keeps you on your toes. I like that.

Yeah, you don't know
if I'm gonna punch, you know.

THEY LAUGH
Maybe I don't want that!

How do you reckon I play it?

You've kind of got to just try
and keep it as chilled as possible.

There's such a fine line between
showing interest and pestering.

You don't want to come across
as needy or desperate or anything.

The girls are loving it, bruv,
cos they've got the power.

Yeah, of course.
They're gassed at the moment.

So, obviously, in here,
what are your thoughts coming in?

Just got to...
Got to suss it out, haven't you?

Got to suss everyone out, haven't I?
Got to get to know everyone. Erm...

But it's just seeing who you
bounce with best, isn't it? Yeah.

Basic flirting vibes at the moment,
it's not crazy,

as we're just getting
to know each other.

But I think maybe as time goes on,

it could escalate into something
a little bit more.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Oh, Liam's barely got to know Faye,

'and now he's chatting to Chloe?

'Typical builder - not finished one
job, and he's already onto the next.

'I bet he took full pay
upfront as well.'

Are you having a lovely
first morning?

It's good, yeah. Enjoying it.
Yeah, you settling in?

Yeah, and you?
Yeah. I've been here a few days now.

I feel like I've settled in now,
though.

You know I'm quite shy, really.
Didn't think that.

You seem quite confident.
Yeah, I don't know.

You seem pretty confident.
Swanned in.

So, what are you like back home?

Erm, I think I just like to party,
have a good time.

How old are you,
do you mind me asking?

25. How old are you, 21?
21, yeah.

There's no way you're 21.
That can't be right.

You look like the oldest in here.

Is that a bad thing?
No, it's fine.

What's your type?
Someone confident.

Yeah?
Independent.

Yeah. So vague.

What do you mean, vague?
"A woman that breathes."

THEY LAUGH

So, how was your chat with Faye?
Good, yeah. She's a nice girl.

Yeah. I bounce off her
quite well, to be fair.

I do enjoy her company, she's nice.
We had a date last night, didn't we?

So...
Where would you take me on a date?

Erm... Where would you
like to go on a date?

No, I asked you.

It depends. Sometimes I like
simple things, going on the beach,

walk on the beach.

If you feel like dressing up
and going for dinner and drinks.

Are you into your clothes and that?
Yeah, I do like clothes.

I like shoes as well.
Mm.

It's difficult to find shoes
in my size sometimes, mind. Size 13.

You know what they say
about big feet.

Big socks. Big personality.

They do say big socks.
Big personality!

With Liam,
it's like a shiny new toy, isn't it?

And you know everyone fancies him,

so it's like, "Yeah,
I'll talk to him as well."

It was very, like, easy to talk
to him, no awkward silences.

And he asked me a lot of questions,
which is good. We love a question.

Have you got brothers and sisters?
Yeah, I've got a sister who's 20

and a little brother who's 15.
Do you drive?

Yeah, I do, but I wrote off my car.
You wrote off your car?

Yeah. I've actually written off
a few. I'm a good driver, though.

Definitely, it sounds like
you're a good driver (!)

I'll trust you with my life.

So you're coupled up
with Aaron, right? Yeah.

Obviously,
you must be pretty happy with that,

you had the choice of the bunch.
I did.

I think we've discovered
very quickly that we're friends.

Oh, really? So Liam and myself
coming in last night...

Yeah, I was excited.
Yeah?

Yeah. Wanted a bit more meat?
Yeah. Feed 'em to the lions.

So, what's your type?
You are my type.

Oh, good!
You are my type. That's good?

Yeah.
Happy with that?

My ego needed that.
It wasn't big enough.

Ego boost. Yeah, traditionally,
I'd say you're my type.

I like how you're confident
and can chat to people.

So let's say you came to my house
with my family and stuff...

Forward!
..for, like, a summer BBQ thing,

and my family were there,
I know for a fact that you would

be able to talk to everyone,
they'd all like you.

Chuggs has really good chat,
like, good conversation,

I could happily talk to him,
which is good.

Yeah, especially compared to Brad,
bless him.

He asked me a lot of questions.

I think he found out
quite a bit about me.

He might know more about me
than Brad does.

Do you mind putting some suncream on
my back? I've got shite flexibility.

Do you want me to stand up?
Or should I sit down?

No, you're too tall,
you can stand up.

Thank you.
No problem.

Is this your move?
My move?

Oh, God, you little flirt.

See which one of the boys
clocks over, clocks over first.

SHE GIGGLES

Thank you very much.

I could have asked Liam or Brad,
but I thought,

"No, I reckon Chloe's got that
station covered for me."

'Time for today's Love Island
swing seat debate.

'Today's topic - liquorice allsorts.
Discuss.'

What's your favourite colour?
Me? Pink?

Black or grey, white, black or grey.
That's not a colour, they're tones.

Mm, I think they're all colours.
They're tones.

Who was that?

I've got a text!
Stop it.

Girl power!
Whoo!

Shit is gonna hit the fan tonight.

'Coming up...
What way will Faye sway?'

I would like to think and hope
that whatever happens,

neither of you go home.

We don't know, I don't know,
we don't know.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The re-coupling
is looming, giving one lucky girl

'the chance to marry into Britain's
greatest bucket-hat dynasty.

'And people say this show
doesn't make dreams come true!'

I tell you what, they don't give you
any breathing space, do they?

Oh, God. Yeah, there's no time
to waste in here, that's for sure,

and the girls having the pick,
that makes it interesting, as well.

Spanner in the works, bro.
Yeah.

LAUGHTER

Feeling from that, obviously
gonna be a little nervous.

You don't know who the girls
are gonna pick, really.

We haven't had long
to get to know them all.

How's it gonna pan out?
I don't know.

How's it going with Chlo?
Good.

Yeah? Good as in, like,
we have, like, good chats.

She's probably the only lass
in here for me that I can actually

like, have a chat where you can
actually see probably...

Something coming from it.
Do you know what I mean?

Chloe and I, we get along well.
Potentially, that could take it.

At least I've have had a few days
to get to know Chloe.

I like to think I've grown on her.
She's grown on me a bit, so...

I'm not gonna look too much into it,
but... we'll see tonight, I'm sure.

Personally, just off what I know...

I'd be highly surprised
if she doesn't.

Right now,
the girls have all the power,

so, yeah, it kinda puts you
on edge a little bit.

Where's your head at, Chlo-Chlo?
Mate, what the fuck?

I ain't got a fucking clue.
Really?

I don't know. I really don't know
where my head is at. Oh, dear.

I guess the question is,
who do you want to snuggle up with?

I know, but I don't wanna snuggle
anyone, that's the problem.

Where's your head at?

Me? I'm gonna have a chat with Faye
at some point, but...

Nah, she's spoken to both of them,
and she's been on her date, so...

Yeah, fair enough.

Yeah, I don't even know how I'm
gonna come to the conclusion, so...

I literally have no idea
what I'm gonna do tonight. Gosh.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Hugo's chat's
not winning many prizes.

'Even the rabbit's giving him
the cold shoulder!'

How's it going?
How are we, doll?

Yeah, I'm beautiful. How are you?
I'm OK.

How are you feeling, though?
Yeah, I'm good.

Obviously, for me, like,
we spoke briefly last night,

and it's kind of this borderline
of, like,

obviously,
I wanted to leave you to it,

but also not let you think
I'm not interested.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm trying to, like...

So I left you, for example, today,
but I was gonna pinch you before,

but then obviously Liam
came back again, so...

Oh, pinch me.
I couldn't get there in time.

It's so difficult. Obviously, I've
had two conversations with Liam.

Yeah. And, again, very sexy guy.
Can't say he's not, and...

Yeah. Well,
he's definitely your type,

as what you've described to me,
as well.

I'd like to think and hope that,
whatever happens, neither of you

go home and I get, like,
longer than fucking half a day...

Oh, yeah, for sure.
..to speak to you both.

For sure.
I... I don't...

Like you say, we don't know.
I don't know. We don't know.

So, we have Hugo,
and then we've got Liam.

I thought future Faye was gonna have
to deal with this maybe tomorrow.

Maybe... even the day after.

Oh, just not today!

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Great
Spanish Water Shortage of 2021

'is really beginning to take
its toll on villa life.'

What are you thinking?
What the fuck are you gonna do?

I need to know what you wanna do

before I can think about
what I want to do.

Why is it on me?

Because yours
is more of a fancy with Liam.

Will you keep Hugo?
I don't know. I don't talk to him.

Oh, mate.
This is my thing, I don't know.

You've got to think, you do
naturally spend time together,

and who would I rather spend time
with and get to know more?

Even if it was friends.
Yeah.

You've got to do
what you need to do.

I'm backing you,
whatever you want to fucking do.

Mate. Shit.

I am really undecided
because when you think

"You've got to share
a bed with them,"

imagine if it's one-on-one, me and
Bradley, just chatting my ear off.

Then with Chuggs, he put a shift in,
I respect him, but it was so sloppy.

You know? Don't be too much, you
know? Leave them wanting more.

And then I just think Hugo,
he's so lovely, he's so sweet.

It would be sad if he had to leave
or something.

This is hard. This is really hard.

IAIN: 'Night is here, and with it,
some big decisions.

'Do I go for the pulled pork burger
or the veggie option for my dinner?

'This show is
an emotional roller-coaster!'

How are you feeling about tonight?
Whatever happens happens.

C'est la vie.

Obviously, my problem is that

Liam's openly said
that he liked brunettes.

Black, black, white?
Them cargoes look sick.

With the white soles,
that looks sick.

You never know, I might still
want to sleep with Brad.

I get a fucking great night's sleep.
We don't talk!

# It's Friday then
Then Saturday, Sunday, what?

# It's Friday then... #

Sexy.
Aw, thank you.

Got your outfit sorted?
No.

Oh, oh!

You should feel nervous, Jake.
Do you know why?

Nervous?
Yeah, bro.

What?

I've been whispering stuff in
Libby's ear, you know?

# It's Friday then... #

CHEERING
Come on, the boys!

You look nice.
Thank you.

You don't look too bad yourself.

# Then Saturday, Sunday, what?

To the new boys and re-coupling.

Tonight, we're here
and enjoy the night!

CHEERING

# It's Friday then... #

# Let's get down
Let's get down to business... #

You're saying you'd go for Faye,
right?

Don't know where her head is at,
really. She's not giving much away.

She doesn't know
where her head's at.

None of them know
where their head's at.

There's two lads
gonna be single tonight.

Yeah.

But, like, even little things.

He made me a bit giddy
when I walked into the room.

He gave me a little...
Yeah.

But I do think, like,
he's a bit of a ladies' man.

# Let's get down
Let's get down to business... #

At the end of the day, Faye
needs to do what's best for her,

not what's best for the group.

Yeah, but every time you spent
with Chloe the last couple of days

actually talking to her,
you have laughed.

Oh, God, I'm just like...
I just really don't want to do it.

I just don't want to do it.
I'm just, like, really torn.

I just, like, I'm torn, but I'm not.
I just want to be selfish.

Yeah, no, 100%. Like, at the end
of the day, you have to be.

Because that's what
you are here for.

You are here to find
what's right for you.

Yeah, I will not know until
I'm stood up there.

But I don't want to regret anything,
and that is my bugbear.

I don't want to regret
the decision I make.

Guys, I've got a text!

"Can all Islanders gather
around the fire pit immediately?

"#DecisionTime"

I'm shook.

'Coming up...
it's re-coupling time.'

So... the boy... I would like...
to couple up... with... is...

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's the first
re-coupling of the series,

'and the first time we've ever
attached a cameraman to a jetpack.

'The girls must each choose a boy
to couple up with,

'but there's five girls
and seven boys,

'which means two boys
will be left single.

'First to decide
who to couple up with is Kaz.

'She's been coupled up with Toby

'since he came off the subs bench
on the first day.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy

because every time
we spend time together,

he makes me feel really happy.

I'm excited to continue getting
to know him more and more each day.

And our vibe is just...
It's quite immaculate,

I think everyone can see that.

So the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...

..Toby.

Fucking hell.

'Next up is Sharon.

'She's with Hugo, but last night,
she went on a date with Chuggs

'and she's also
shared a kiss with Aaron.'

I would like to couple up with this
boy because when I'm around him,

he makes me feel very comfortable.

Like, he's got a really good
sense of humour and makes me laugh.

All the time.
And it's never awkward.

Me and this boy
have very good chemistry

and I'd like to see
where we can go from here.

The boy I would like to
couple up with is...

..Aaron.
APPLAUSE

Nice one.

Oh!

Going for double,
going for a double.

Awkward.
Oh, no.

LAUGHTER
You're that couple!

'It's now Liberty's turn
to choose a boy.

'She's currently
in a couple with Jake.'

I would like to couple up with this
boy because when I first seen him,

I thought he was a bit of me.

He makes me smile and he's
a big personality in the villa.

I think we're unusually similar.

It's like looking at
the boy version of me.

So the boy I would
like to couple up with is...

..Jake.

Look at you two holding hands.

'So we've got
our first three couples:

'Liberty and Jake, Sharon and Aaron
and Kaz and Toby.

'Next up, it's Faye's turn to pick.

'She's coupled up with Brad, but
she's been spending time with Hugo,

'and last night,
she went on a date with Liam.'

I'd like to couple up
with this person

because they're super easy
for me to talk to.

They can make me laugh
without even saying anything.

I think they could potentially
bring out a different side of me.

It'll be really nice for me
to be able to share a bed

with somebody that I have
attraction to on different levels.

I just feel so shit.

So, the person
I'd want to couple up with is...

I just don't want to do it.
I just don't want to.

..Liam.
APPLAUSE

# You are, you are
The monster in your head

Good job.

You did well.

'Brad, Chuggs and Hugo
are the final three boys standing.

'It's up to Chloe to choose
who she wants to couple up with.'

# Feels like I'm falling
Into a world... #

I would like to couple up
with this boy because...

I would like to get to know him
much better.

I can be really comfortable
around him.

And I really want to see this boy
to find love in the villa,

and I think he would want
the same for me.

And that's really important.

So, the boy I would like to
couple up with is...

# Wake me up
Won't you wake me up?

# Caught in a bad dream
Caught in a bad dream... #

..Hugo.

# Wake me up
Won't you wake me up? #

Excited!

# Caught in a bad dream
Caught in a bad dream

# Wake me up... #

# Caught in a bad dream
Caught in a bad dream... #

TEXT ALERT

CHUGGS: I've got a text.

"Chuggs and Brad, you are now single

"and your place in the villa
is at risk."

TEXT ALERT

Was that me?

"Who stays in the villa,
and who goes..."

# I will keep you for my own
Heaven is still so overrated. #

"..will be decided by Rachel."

GASPS

Oh!
Oh...

# I don't want to be alone
No more

# And so I show up at your door... #

I feel like I'm gonna be sick.

Ooh, she's coming!

Here she comes.

Hi, boys.
Hi. Hi.

# My friends say I'm a psychopath

# I'll have to
Take their word on that

# Going up, I'm going down

# Wanna take a look around... #

TEXT ALERT
RACHEL: I've got a text.

"Rachel, in 24 hours,

"you must choose the couple up
with either Brad or Chuggs.

# Pull me back down to the fire... #

"The boy not chosen
will be dumped from the island.

"#CrackOnOrGoHome. #ThreesACrowd."

# I go way down
Cos I'm the devil now

# I go way down
And I

# Cos I'm the devil now. #

Fuck!

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