Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 45 - Episode 39 - full transcript

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IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island...'

# I'm gonna fight 'em off... #

'..one couple were reunited.'

No beating around the bush,

I am really sorry
for the way I speak to you.

Like, really sorry.

# A seven-nation army
Couldn't hold me back... #

ISLANDERS CHEER

'And a new boy
came looking for love.'

# And the feeling
Coming from my bones



# Says, "Find a home"... #

Oh, my God!

MUSIC TURNS SINISTER

'Tonight...

'..a re-coupling...

'..means a big decision
must be made.'

I'm very confused.

I'm not swaying to either side.

I'm literally 50-50.

So, the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...

'New boy Brett's
heading into the villa.

'He's a model, and apparently,

'he's hoping to get a PhD
at university. Hoping?!

'I got three PhDs at university.



'Took a lot of antibiotics
to shift them!'

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

No way! There's someone there!
Oh, my God! Is that a new boy?

You can come and say hello
if you like. Yeah!

Oh, my God!
There's someone in the garden!

SCREAMING

Let's go!
Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!
It's a boy, it's a boy!

TYLER: That's was hard!
We've got a boy in the garden!

CHLOE: Laying on the sunbed!

JAKE: What?!
And we're dressed like this?!

Who's in my garden?!
Who's that guy?

Who's in my garden (?)
Who dressed you lot?

LAUGHTER

Who goes there?!

What is your name?!
What is your name?!

State your name!
I'm Brett.

OVERLAPPING CHAT AND LAUGHTER

How are you doing, mate? Toby.

Nice to meet you.
Where have you guys been?

Tell me now!
Hiya, Priya. Lovely to meet you.

Nice to meet you. You look great.

I think I was the first girl
to go and greet him,

and he was like,
"Hi, you look great."

And I was like, "Oh!"

And then I stood by the side
to watch him greet the other girls.

He didn't tell them
they looked great. It was just me!

TYLER: Make space for Brett!
LAUGHTER

PRIYA: Put the sword down!
You've got too much authority.

Who are you after in here?
Tell me now!

Relax, relax.

How old are you?
27.

Where are you from?

I'm from Derbyshire originally,
yeah.

But I've kind of moved around
for the last few years.

How long have you been single?

I've been single basically forever.

I've never had a serious,
settle down relationship.

Toby, it's you!
Join the club!

What do you do, Brett?
What do you do?

So, I'm a PhD student and a model
in the fashion industry mostly.

What do you study?
Exercise and health.

Physical activity, exercise,
all that stuff.

It's just question time, like.
Brett, are you ready?

Hot seat!
What is your type?

My type? I don't really have a type.

ALL GROAN AND JEER

What was your ex like?

The last few girls I've dated
have been from, like,

India, South America.

I lived in Spain, so there's, like,
every nationality there, so...

Can you speak any other languages?
I can get by-ish in Spanish.

I can speak a bit of Spanish.
Oh, Priya!

Look at Matt's face!
Look at Matt's face! Can you?!

Oh! Brett is fit.

Oh, he's so good-looking.

And he's a health student,
and he's, like, a studier,

nearly got a PhD - Dr Brett.

Oh... I was drooling.

So, yeah...
real spanner in the works.

Hmm...

Now that the girls
are out of the way,

we can really ask you
the nitty-gritty questions.

What is your type?

Genuinely, I've never, like, dated

just a consistent type of girl
throughout.

I've dated, like,
people I find attractive,

but we don't have much in common,
doesn't really last long.

I need the conversations and stuff.
Like, literally everyone.

So, like, if I connect with someone,
like, intellectually,

then that's better for me.

So, what does everyone think?
Is he a bit of you, Priya?

Yeah.
He's a bit of Priya!

SQUEALING
Shut up!

I definitely fancy him.

As soon as you were like, "I can
speak Spanish," like... "That's me."

He was like,
"You look really great."

Is that what he said
when he came in?

Yeah, when I gave him a hug.
Oh! You got a compliment.

Cos I've always said, like,
I like someone well-spoken,

like, intelligent -
he seems intelligent.

Matt ticks, like, intelligent...
I like Matt's accent as well.

I don't like know why I'm
comparing them already. Like...

Mate, you've gotta do
what you've gotta do.

Mate, you compare away.
Matt's got a bit of competition.

I thought the PhD thing,
it did not clock in my head.

Oh, did you think, like,
Pretty Huge Dick?

LAUGHTER
Oh, my God!

Can I ask how the dynamic is
with you?

Focus on Priya now, 100%, like,

and I feel like
it's reciprocated in that way,

but, yeah, she's a lovely girl,
and see where it goes, you know?

What's she do? What's she about?
Oh, she's a doctor, so she's...

Like you said, she's...
Academic or medical doctor?

Erm... medical.
Medical. OK, cool.

So, she does that,
she's very spontaneous.

Erm... She's very ambitious,
very caring.

She's a beautiful girl, like.
Yeah, she's stunning.

She's... Yeah, she's amazing.

Yeah, she's just my type,
to be honest with you.

Personality-wise and looks-wise,
she's beautiful.

Where's she live? Where's she from?
She's London? North London.

OK, cool. Jesus, mate, you've got to
do a bit of work yourself, you know?

LAUGHTER

What I'm gonna do,
I'll now go in, ask the questions,

like, "Oh, no way, that's mad!"
LAUGHTER

IAIN: 'The Islanders
like to get ready for the night

'with a workout routine.

'There's skipping, bench pressing,

'and my personal favourite,
dumbbell staring.'

Who do you reckon, erm... Brett...
Brett. ..is gonna be going for?

Priya, 100%.
D'you reckon Priya?

100%. I said earlier today, I've got
to seal the deal tonight, like,

so I've still got to do that.

Lock lips with her, like?
Yeah. Good lad.

# We can rely on each other
Now we've got this for life... #

Priya... is Brett
a bit of you, then? Maybe.

Maybe?
Yeah.

# One lover to another
Never misunderstood

# So much left here to discover
And it feels so good

# We can rely on each other... #

Probably need to talk
to some girls at some point.

Probably not tackle them
all at once.

Avoid the lions' den, bro.

# Rely on each other
Ly-ly on each other... #

I wanna see who's gonna maybe
come to me as well.

You know what's mad?
Yeah?

I don't think any of them
are gonna come to you.

Do you hope he pulls you
for a chat later?

I hope he pulls me for a chat.

Are you gonna wait for him
to pull you?

Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

# We can rely on each other
Now we got this for life

# Always have your back
Baby, you've got mine... #

Brett, take it away, bro.
OK, has everyone got a drink?

First, thanks, everyone,
for being so welcoming,

and, er... it's been a nice day.

Let's have a nice evening, and
here's to getting to know new people

and moving quickly.

CHEERING
Whoo!

IAIN: 'Matt knows that
when you're trying to crack on

'with a medical student and a sexy
fashion model walks in the door,

'it's all about PPE -
Pulling Priya Early.'

Yeah, how was the challenge for you?
The challenge was so much fun, like.

20 pull-ups for a kiss, I was like,
"Oh, my God! I'm dying here."

You did it, you did it.
Got the peck, yeah.

It was a nice prize.

A nice treat. Yeah.
It was an all right kiss, like.

It was an all right kiss?
We could do better.

We have to make sure
that next time it happens,

you've worked for it. Yeah?

You don't think
I worked hard enough? No?

No, I don't think so.
You could work harder.

Oh, my God!
You could work harder.

Oh, jeez!
You're playing me hard here.

No...
No, I'm only joking.

The one thing that is big for me
is how caring you are.

Oh, that's so sweet.
That means a lot, actually.

No problem.

Yeah, I feel like we are just
from totally different places.

I feel like we are going in a really
good direction, so I'm excited.

Cheers to that. Cheers.
So, do I get a peck, at least?

A little peck.

There we go.

Oh!

The fact that I was reserved
with Matt,

the fact that I didn't go in
for the kill,

didn't go in for the full-on snog,

was probably because,
subconsciously,

I knew that Brett was in the corner.

I would never admit that to Matt,
but I think that's the reason why.

Matthew!
Matthew!

Priya!
Hello.

Hey, girl.
Hello, girlies.

How are you?
Good.

How was your chat?
Yeah, it was good.

I'll tell you something
before we break off. Go on.

Right, OK.

So, me and Priya
had a wee intimate moment.

And that's it. All right, let's go.
LAUGHTER

That's not it! Wait, wait, wait,
gotta elaborate, bro.

We had a wee peck.
Sit down, we'll budge up, sit down.

Right, go on, then.
Go on, then, Matt, how did it go?

You went to the kissing booth,
yeah? Yeah.

What happened in the kissing booth?
We had a wee kiss.

I feel like things are going well.
Like, there was a lot of contact.

I kind of want to take things slow.

I want to be sure that it's him,
before we full-on snog.

So, gave him the peck.

That's cute, and that's classy.

Was it 50-50?
Yeah, yeah, 50-50.

Was there tongues involved?

No, not yet.
Just a peck.

Moving slow, moving slow.
Good lad.

And it's a start, you know?

Cheers, boys!

Love it, guys.

Are we breaking off?
Let's break off. See the girls.

ALL: Ooh...

THEY CHEER

'One of Brett's favourite sports
is darts,

'and by the looks of it, right now,

'he's going for
a very tricky double.'

He's doing two at a time.
Maybe you two can be a pair.

Maybe you two can be the next pair.

I respect it, I like it.
Yeah, definitely.

TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!
Oh! Ooh!

READS ALOUD:

ALL: Ooh!

How you gonna move?

Priya, would you like
to go for a date?

Yeah, let's go for a date.

CHEERING

Have fun, guys!

I love that she looked at you
straightaway.

Oh, did she?
Yeah, yeah. She did.

Brett, all the best, mate.
Cheers, boy.

See you later, alligator.
Have the best time!

Girls...
Mwah. Enjoy yourself, babe.

Have a good time.
Not too good a time, you know?

CHEERING

I wonder what we're getting up to.
I'm good.

Good man.
Exactly. Good man.

I'm excited.
Yeah, do you want my arm?

I like holding someone's arm
like this.

You can always grab an arm.
SHE LAUGHS

IAIN STIRLING: 'Date team,
date team, tell me, pray,

'where will the trestle table
be today?

'Voice-over guy, voice-over guy,
you know the score,

'we chucked it in a skip
so there's a mattress on the floor.'

# Beautiful stranger, here you are

# In my arms
But I think it's

# Finally, finally, finally
Finally safe... #

PRIYA CHUCKLES

You'll be up in flames
before the date starts. Yeah!

Ah!
Right, no pressure.

I reckon, shake it, and then...
SHE LAUGHS

It's going.
SHE LAUGHS

CORK POPS
Ooh! Amazing.

We got there.

Are you gonna say when, or are you
just gonna have the whole thing?

I'll just drink it all.
Might as well give me the bottle!

SHE LAUGHS

OK. Well, cheers to our first date.

Cheers to our first date.
Hopefully one of many. Yes.

# Beautiful stranger
Here you are... #

Ooh, bubbly.
It's quite nice.

So, you had a hard job coming in,

but I'm actually very glad
you picked me.

To be fair, I think
I was always gonna choose you

to go on a first date.
Yeah.

So, what would be your ideal date?

I'm so easily pleased.
Yeah.

Literally, like, a coffee and a walk
goes a long way for me. Yeah.

Or, like, even if we went for a run.

My ideal date would actually be
a run. Like, genuinely. Yeah.

I love that. I'm a runner,
like, really keen runner.

What kind of distance?
So, I do ultramarathons.

Yes.
That's intense. That's, like, hours.

So, the last one I did was 100K,
and that took 12 hours.

But you just push through the pain.
Yeah.

The reason why I love it is because
it's not just physical, it's mental.

Do you get to mile 50, your knees
are hurting, and you're like...

"It's halfway"?

Exactly. "Nearly at the end."
Done a few hours...

"Nearly at the end."
A few more hours left.

So, where are you from?

Born and raised in Derbyshire.
Literally, a tiny place.

And then moved away for university.
What are you studying?

So, my PhD is in exercise,
or mostly physical activity.

So, by the end of the year,
you'll essentially be a doctor?

Fingers crossed.
Wow.

You know, I've never dated
a doctor before, so...

Well, maybe we could start
next year, right?

Maybe I will, maybe I will.

'I was actually seeing a doctor
for a while.

'I remember the last words
she ever said to me.

' "Your piles are sorted,
Mr Stirling.

' "Just avoid wicker chairs."

'Ha! Meanwhile, back at the villa,
the girls are making promises

'the boys seriously hope
they can keep.'

It's clear you can't resist
your man, you can't resist your man,

you can't resist your man,
I can't resist my man.

Guess what?
Love Island worked, guys.

Cheers, then!
CHEERING

Have we all entered
the first stage of the NVQ?

No!
Yeah.

Yes, you have, Faye. Come on, now!
I promise on my life, I haven't.

Are we all gonna be
taking our hats off tonight,

throwing them for graduation?

Shall we just do it?
All of us tonight?!

LAUGHTER
Yeah.

Who do you film?

We could all graduate together,
then have a ceremony in the morning.

Prom night!
LAUGHTER

Oh, my God, it could be prom night!
It could be prom night.

Get a corsage.
Prom night.

Oh, my God!

They'll all be walking round
bare smiley tomorrow.

Just look at them, like,
"You fools, we planned this."

I'll do it.

RAUCOUS LAUGHTER

So, how's your situation with Matt?
We're quite similar.

I mean, WE'RE actually
quite similar too, but...

LAUGHTER

Yeah, it's a bit scary,
to be honest. Yeah, really scary.

But I'm the kind of girl that
doesn't, like, jump into things,

like, really quickly.
Yeah.

I wanna get to know someone
before anything happens.

And, yeah, I feel like it's going
in a good direction with him,

but I'm still very much open
to getting to know more people.

And, yeah, we did have a peck,
but I was subconsciously thinking,

actually,
you've come into the villa,

I do want to get to know you,
because you are, you are my type.

Like, you're very good-looking.

Your eyes are, like,
staring into mine.

I'm trying to avoid
looking into yours.

Yours are ridiculous.

Erm, but, yeah,
so, I was sort of like to him,

"I don't wanna rush things, and,
yeah, see where it goes naturally."

I'm here to look for the person
I want to settle down with,

and, you know, start
a relationship with eventually,

so to find someone that's, like,
so attractive and so intelligent

and well-spoken and well-mannered,
I was like... "This is ridiculous."

You're talking about me, aren't you?
Yeah. OK, good.

All about you.
Good, good.

Yeah, so it's been a bit of a shock,
but that's great.

Yeah. Oh, well,
I'm very happy to hear that.

Cheers.
Cheers.

'Time now for another
of our award-winning Ted Talks.

'Tonight's title - My Nightmare:
They Put Me On A Dating Show

'When There Was Only One
Single Woman Left.'

And this situation, obviously,
now she's been pulled for a date.

How are you feeling about that?
I knew it was coming, like.

Priya was his number one,
which I could sense,

cos they've got a lot in common
and stuff, but...

I honestly think that, even though
you've kissed her... Mm-hm.

..that she would tell you, like,
if she is feeling Brett. Yeah.

So even if she comes back here
and says,

"I do wanna get to know Brett,"

it doesn't necessarily mean
that she prefers him over you. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

You still be you,
you still carry on doing your thing,

and don't shut it off completely.

After you.

Oh, it's a pull.
SHE LAUGHS

I'll learn. I'll get there.
You'll learn, you'll get there.

SHE GIGGLES
First day.

DISTANT CHATTER
We're back!

Oh!
They're all having too much fun.

Whoo! Hey!

CHEERING

Hello!

Welcome back!
We're back!

Hello!

Shall we have a little girls' chat?
Yeah, shall we do a girls' chat?

Yeah!

The date was good. Erm...

I think it's the longest
I've sat cross-legged

since school assemblies,
but it was nice.

Yeah, it was weird,
like, how much we had in common.

We got on really well.
Did you?

Yeah. My head is so, like...
Turned?

It's slightly turned,
but it's like... I'm confused.

More confused than I was.

She's a cool girl, really
intelligent and interesting,

a genuinely interesting girl.

Yeah, sounds like a good date.

It was a good date, mate.

As far as first dates go,
it was a good date.

As far as first dates go. But...

Yeah, and the weirdest thing
was his ideal date was, like,

a run in the countryside.
That's my ideal date.

Sounds like fucking my idea of hell.

So where does that leave Mr Matthew?

So, it's... I'm still confused.
I'm still confused.

Like, I still wanna
get to know Matt. Yeah.

I don't wanna make my decision
too quickly. No.

Me and Brett have lots in common,
and I want to get to know Brett.

But I also want to get to know Matt.

And, yeah, I'm very confused.
I am very, very confused.

Hm.

# Get a girl or a boy

# One plus one

# Take 'em right down to the shore
One plus one... #

IAIN: 'The boys don't know it yet,

'but tonight,
they're gonna have sex on the telly.

'I tried having sex
on the telly once -

'I fell off and cracked three ribs!'

Fuck me, Chlo.

They're fucking fire.
Good.

What are you wearing?
I want something sexy.

Wear what you want,
it's coming off anyways.

Yeah, so true.

I feel like we should sleep
on the daybed.

Yeah, I agree.

Am I gonna hear
some clapping again, yeah?

Them cheeks are gonna get clapped.

LAUGHTER

# Baby, this is magic

# Every day's a holiday... #

You know what? I'm feeling this.

You look cute.
Cute?!

I don't wanna look cute,
I wanna look sexy!

# Sway with me to the light

# Hold me for just one night... #

The fuck...?
TOBY SHOUTS

Yeah!

CHEERING

You look like you're on a hen do.
Yay!

They went with the sexy pyjamas.

# One plus one
Every day's a holiday

# One plus one
Move your body, feel the sway... #

Can't believe that we're actually
sharing a bed for the first time.

First time. Outside.
I know. Outside is a bit mad.

# Let the beat take you away... #

GIGGLING
Stop that! Stop that!

Urgh! What the fuck?!
It's a condom.

# Let the beat take you today... #

Happy prom night.

Right, come on.
We're not doing it yet!

# One plus one... #

Nice!

# One plus one

# Every day's a holiday

# Let the beat take you away
Let the beat take you today

# Baby, this is magic
Every day's a holiday

# Let the beat take you away
Let the beat take you today

# Baby, this is magic. #

IAIN: 'Priya might have been
studying medicine for five years,

'but last night,
she got a biology lesson

'like nothing
she has ever had before.

'She's never seen
so many bodily fluids in her life!'

Cock-a-doodle-do!

# I think I'm in love... #

That was a very noisy night,
I must say.

There was a flippin' train
going over the tracks last night.

Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum...

Look how nice it is, though,
waking up to a goat.

It is very romantic.

A jackhammer,
trying to kill a beetle.

You had the waves in your bed
last night, didn't you?

LAUGHTER
Oh, my God.

Fucking beach!

Hey!
Hi!

Morning!
Good morning!

Morning.
Morning!

It happened for about three pumps.

Don't lie to me.
Maybe five.

I'm very, very far away
from that right now.

SHE LAUGHS
Don't worry, me too.

# I think I'm in love,
Feels so natural...

# I think I'm in love. #

Kaz, how was your night?
Erm... Yeah, no, it was fine.

I got into bed.
Matt, he had his earplugs ready.

With good reason,
cos at first, I was like,

"Why are you wearing earplugs?
Ha-ha-ha." Mm...

I don't know whether to go
to Milliam first, or Feddy.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Or Toey.
It's only natural to graduate.

You've gotta graduate
at some point.

This is medical advice.
It's a positive, healthy thing.

Good for the heart,
good for the soul, it's healthy.

LAUGHTER

Liam, what happened?

Me and Mills,
we're in a very, very good place.

You know, we're falling.

Yeah.
Big time.

Fuck me, mate,
he asked what happened last night.

LAUGHTER

Got called up for the Welsh squad,

we get there, you know,
we're pinging a few balls,

and before you know it,
the 90th minute is up,

and we've scored a hat-trick.

ALL CHEERING

I'd like to say it was 90 minutes...

It was more about
two-and-a-half minutes!

So, I'd like to start off
the graduation ceremony.

You've been working hard,
studying hard,

and I am just so proud.

I've only been here
a couple of days,

but I've got to see the end result,

and the end result has been
a little bit noisy, but amazing.

We're gonna start off with Millie.
Got the hats. There we go.

I would like to certify
that Millie has graduated

with a first class.

A lot of help from Liam,
but this award goes to Millie.

Thank you so much.
Well done, Millie.

CHEERING
Well done.

I'm very proud of you, Millie.

I thought I was gonna really
struggle with this graduation

because, you know,
it was quite hard.

I've passed with a first,
and so has Liam,

and I'm so happy about it.

CHEERING

Next up, I'd like to...

I'd like to certify
that Faye has graduated.

Her graduation hasn't been easy.

There have been ups and downs.
She's been revising hard.

The end result worked out
with a first class distinction.

Distinction!
Amazing work, Faye.

Well done.
Well done.

I'd like to award this to you.
Thank you.

There we are.
FAYE LAUGHS

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Speech!

Although I had to resit the exam
and resit the year,

it's been a long time coming,

and I went from NVQ 1
to graduation in one night.

Quick learner! Quick learner!
CHEERING

So, obviously, lads, we all know
I've been bench warming for a while,

and, you know,
we had one more game out.

And, you know,
first leg at Wembley, I missed out.

Second leg, we were there.

Yeah!

How was your first touch? Oh,
the first touch was dodgy as fuck.

LAUGHTER

All jokes aside, though,
it's brought us both literally...

into a next level of our journey,
cos, boy...

what a game.
LAUGHTER

Me, I've had a rocky season,

going to different teams on loan
and coming back to the same team.

Ups and downs. It's been ups
and downs for the whole season.

But you know what?
"Brring, brring! Gareth?"

Gareth was like, "Yo, Tobes,
I need you at Wembley tonight."

So I stepped up to that pitch.
It was a dream come true.

CHEERING

Yeah!

It's like, phew,
even saying it is mad, you know,

cos, like,
we had that emotional side,

we've gone through a lot.

And this is, like, just
to top it off and seal the deal.

Next up, I'd like to certify
that Chloe has also graduated.

Wow.
Another first.

CHEERING
Well done.

Well done.

Chloe!
Chloe!

Chloe!

Have to say, this is
the easiest exam I've ever sat.

I'm looking forward
to potentially more degrees.

And any additional extras
that come my way.

WHOOPING

You are the doctor.

Next up, we have Miss Liberty.

She has put in a solid effort
from the get-go.

I've done my main subjects.
I've done my maths, English.

You've done your anatomy very well,
Liberty, I must say.

Yeah. I'd like to invite you
to the stage, Liberty.

Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom.

Well done.
Thank you.

CHEERING

I just like to say thanks
for this graduation.

And cheers to more graduating.

Yeah, yeah!
CHEERING

Whoo!

Last night, technically,
the graduation didn't happen,

but it has happened previously.

So I just wanted to join in
the ceremony,

even though I was first
in the class.

2021 celebration!

CHEERING

Class of 2021!

ALL: # Ole, ole, ole! #

'I'm proud of our girls.
They put in the work,

'and they all earned
their dic-torates.

'And apparently, Brett and Priya
are about to try doggy.

'Downward doggy. I love yoga, me.'

Have you ever done a yoga class?
Yeah.

Yeah, apparently,
I looked elegant for a guy.

Did you?
We'll see if that continues.

OK. When we sat
cross-legged yesterday...

Oh, yeah. ..that's about as much
yoga as I've done in five years.

Yeah.
But we'll see.

Right.

Enjoy the view.
It's a good view.

It's a great view.

Now, arms. Reach your arms up.

I'm struggling already.
And stretch up, reaching the clouds.

I want to get to know them
more and more,

and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do today.

I'm just gonna chat, chat, chat

and, like, maybe flirt, flirt, flirt
and maybe touch, touch, touch.

SHE CHUCKLES

And see what happens.

And then pedal.

This is where I feel very wooden.
Yeah, me too.

OK.

With Priya, when I'm with her,
it's going great,

and I feel like me more time we
spend together, the better it gets.

So, when you're dating people,
do you go for people who are older,

or the same age, younger?
Bit of everything.

Bit of everything.
Erm...

To be honest, I've not really dated
anyone my age for a while.

Usually younger.

For me, the most important thing is

if someone's passionate
about something

and they want to dedicate
themselves to it, that's, like,

the most attractive, interesting
thing for someone to have.

Like, seeing you and seeing
how you talk about your work

and how passionate you are
about things is, like,

really attractive to me,
cos I know that you

have your own shit all going on,
you've thought it all out.

Hello. Sorry to interrupt.
You want to go for a coffee?

Yeah, let's do that. Shall we...?

Sorry to interrupt.
We'll finish this...

Shall we...?

We were just trying to do some yoga,
but we're not very good at it.

We'll finish off our conversation
in a bit. That's OK. That's OK.

I'll catch you in a bit.
I feel reborn.

All right, dude.
All right.

Keeping well?
Yes, I am. How are you?

Not too bad.

I thought I'd pull you away.
For a little coffee.

Yeah. Can never say no to a coffee.
I love coffee.

I know. Do you know what?
I've never made an iced coffee.

Shall we do it?
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

OK, have you made one here before?

Oh, I'm the pro.
Are you actually?

You're in the big leagues now.
Oof!

OK, so how do you feel with Matt?

He's got to do
what he's got to do, man.

He's told me,
he's made it very clear

that he's focused entirely on her.

Priya was like, "Oh, we'll finish
this chat later on anyway."

So that's cool.
That's what she said, yeah?

Yeah.
I literally would just sit here

and spend the whole day
chatting to her. Would love to.

That's a lot of honey.
It is. It's a lot of honey.

I like honey.
It is.

I actually never liked honey
until I got into this.

It's cos you're probably
sweet enough. Don't need it.

Don't need it!
Stop it, you. Stop it.

I have to use that chat-up line.
I feel like...

I feel like it's a given.

I'm relaxed about situations,

but I do get a bit eager, and I feel
myself getting more excited

and more eager
the more I get to know her,

which is a really big thing for me,
like.

Yeah, I feel like that's
definitely a really good sign.

IAIN: 'Take your time, Matt.

'After all, I can't think
of a single set of circumstances

'that would prevent you getting
to know Priya at your leisure.

'Not one.'

How long does it take to touch...?
TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!

Ooh!

READS ALOUD:

ALL: Ooh!
Girl boss.

Girl boss.

That's moving quickly.
Been here 24 hours.

That is quick.

Fuck! I'm shitting myself.

It's a big, big night.

# I'm not your baby

# But I'm falling
In your arms tonight... #

IAIN: 'The re-coupling is looming,
and all eyes are on Priya.

'If she picks the new boy,
he'll be over the moon,

'but if she couples up with Matt,
all "Bretts" are off.'

Do you think you'd go in
for the kiss?

Me? If...

BRETT SIGHS
Potentially.

BRETT CHUCKLES

Hopefully, Mary picks you.
JAKE LAUGHS

I'd be so gone if she don't.

She said to me she found it hard to,
you know, keep her hands off me.

I feel like that will be
the big difference between you two.

# I went up in smoke
Couldn't count... #

Can't control it now, so...
I said what I said.

You've done what you've done,
innit?

I've got an inkling
as to who I'm gonna pick.

But I wanna talk to them both.

# You could be my next mistake

# I've been making them
For all my life, my life, my life

# I'm not your baby, not your baby

# I'm not your baby... #

Well, anyway, this is an adventure.

There's gonna be ups,
there's gonna be downs,

but I'm just glad to share it
with all of yous.

ALL: Aw!
And God bless, and I love yous all.

ALL: Cheers!

# I'm not your baby

# All your life. #

'The re-coupling's on the way,
and Matt's feeling super confident.

'He'd love to tell Priya
how confident he's feeling,

'but she's been chatting with Brett
all night.'

How do you feel like
it's gonna sway?

With your gut instinct,
how you were with her...

I feel it's...
I feel it's going my way. Yeah.

It's the way she acts with me,
you know?

She... She's very close with me.

She holds my hand,
she, like, makes an effort.

You get the affection from her.

Get the affection.
That's the exact word, and that's...

You know, I'd be very surprised if,
like, tonight swings her mind

with this here, like,
you know what I mean? Mm.

Yeah, I've had a...
I've had a stressful day, actually.

More stressful than I thought.
BRETT: Really?

Yeah, because even though
you just came in yesterday...

Yeah, literally.
..I felt like we get on...

We are so similar,
we get on really well,

and I'm really enjoying
getting to know you.

That's nice to hear.
It's really difficult.

It's really difficult,
cos, obviously,

I've known Matt for longer.
Yeah, of course.

'I'm feeling like my head
is totally scrambled.

'The ball is in my court.
I'm holding all the cards.

'I don't wanna deal
with this pressure.'

It's emotionally, like,
up and down for me.

I'm definitely so attracted to Matt.

Sexually attracted.
Sexually attracted to him.

You want him to rip this dress up,
and... yeah.

Exactly. But then...
Do you think that about Brett?

I do. When I look at Brett,
I just fall in love with his eyes.

Like, I literally, like,
drown in his eyes, I think.

In the long term, we would,
like, work together.

Fit in, yeah. Yeah. But then...
I don't know what it is with Matt.

Maybe it's, like...
It's more exciting, different.

It's more exciting. Like, I get,
like, butterflies when I see him.

If I was to see him in,
like, a club,

I would be, like, so excited,

cos I'd be like,
"Oh, yeah, he's gorgeous."

Yeah. Proper fit, yeah.
Yeah.

TEXT ALERT
Oh!

Whose phone is that?
I've got a text!

Ooh!

Oh, no!
Shit.

Look...

You've got this. You've got it.

Good luck, babes.

Oh... What will be will be.
What will be will be, that's right.

Honestly, babe.
Yeah. Don't stress.

First one. You've done your thing.
All you've done.

I appreciate it.
All the best for you, yeah?

Shit!
Shit!

I was not expecting that.

# Nowhere to run

# Nowhere to hide

# Nowhere to run

# Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide

# Nowhere to run

# Nowhere to hide. #

'First to pick is Kaz.
She's coupled up with Matt,

'but her feelings for Tyler
have grown stronger.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy because,

despite not having
the smoothest of journeys in here,

we've ended up
in a really good place.

He makes me really happy.

I'm constantly laughing,
I think everyone can see that.

The spark I have
has been brightened again.

I'm excited to see
where our journey goes.

I appreciate all the effort
he's putting in.

And our connection
gets stronger every day,

and I'm excited to continue
getting to know him.

So the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

..Ty-ty.

# Nothing like this hunger

# This hunger. #

'Next to choose is Millie.

'Right now,
she's coupled up with Liam.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy

because the connection
that we have is undeniable.

I never thought I'd come in here
and find exactly what I wanted.

He makes me laugh,
literally all day long.

We have so much in common, and
I fancy the absolute pants off him.

We have obviously had
a huge bump in the road,

but I feel like we've overcome that,
that's in the past now,

and our feelings towards
each other are stronger than ever.

I can't wait to see what life
is like with him on the outside,

and I can't wait for him to show me
around Merthyr Tydfil.

LAUGHTER

So the boy I'd like to couple up
with is...

# Let me tell you no-one ever got
My soul right like she could... #

..Liam.

# Nobody ever got my soul right
Like she could

# Now I'm close to what I'm needing

# And I hold on to your heart... #

'It's Liberty's turn to pick.

'She's been with boyfriend Jake
since day one.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy

because I feel like
every obstacle I face,

I can tackle it
with him by my side.

I feel like no matter
how much time we spend together,

the connection,
the spark never dies out.

And when we don't spend time
together, I get withdrawal symptoms.

SHE CHUCKLES

I feel like, as my boyfriend,
he's gonna fit in really well

with my friends and family
on the outside,

and I'm excited to meet his, too.

And I feel like
he's everything in one -

like, my supporter,
companion, best friend,

and there's just nothing missing.

So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

..Jakey.

APPLAUSE

# I know, I know

# One time nobody ever
Got my soul right

# Like she could, yeah... #

You smashed that.
Thank you.

It was good.

'Chloe, who's currently
coupled up with Toby,

'is the next girl to pick.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy because,

despite our journey
being a little bit bumpy,

I think that since he's come back
from Casa Amor,

he's a completely different person.

I do still fancy him to pieces
and want to be around him all day,

but this time, I think no-one's
got eyes for anyone else,

and we're getting so much better
at communicating.

And he's really good at pull-ups!

So, because of that, I can
definitely see a future with him,

and now I'm just really excited

to see the next step for us
as a little couple.

SHE CLICKS HER TONGUE

So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

..Toby.

# All I, all I know
I never felt a love like this. #

'It's Faye's turn to choose her boy.

'At the moment,
she's coupled up with Teddy.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy because,

firstly, he has the patience
of an absolute saint.

And after my performance
the other night,

no-one would've blamed him
for running a hundred miles away.

He has supported me in ways
that I will be forever grateful for

and helped me overcome insecurities
that I didn't think anyone could.

He's allowed me to be more myself
and find different layers.

And I'm super excited
for our chapters on the outside,

as well as continuing this journey
in here.

I think I've done enough grovelling,

but if I need
to continue grovelling,

I will do it for a few more days.

LIGHT LAUGHTER
That's the limit.

So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

# You can make my life worthwhile

# I can make you start to smile... #

..Teddy.

# I'm the one who wants to be
With you

# Deep inside
I hope you feel it too. #

'Single girl Mary's next to choose.

'Over the last few days,
she's been getting closer to Aaron.'

I would like to couple up
with this boy

because my Love Island journey
started when he came into the villa.

I didn't think I would find
a connection like this in here,

let alone in the time we've had.

He's made me feel special
every day,

and not only is he beautiful,
he's thoughtful, funny,

and everybody knows that I'm already
low-key obsessed with him.

LAUGHTER

I feel like I've known him
a lot longer than I have,

and I can't wait to carry on
this journey with him

and see where it goes.

# Nothing but the love

# Nothing but the love... #

So, the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

..Aaron.

# Nothing but the love

# What could make me die
What could make me live?

# Nothing but the love you give. #

'Finally, it's down to Priya
to pick.

'She's been getting to know Matt,

'but new boy Brett
has also caught her eye.'

# I'm next in line

# And my supply is running out... #

Well, to be honest,
it's been a really tough decision

because two incredible boys
have shown interest,

and it's been such a short
period of time to know both of them.

But I feel like
with one of the boys,

conversation flows really easily.

I'm really comfortable with him.

Erm, and...

Yeah. It helps that
I could stare into his eyes all day.

Erm...

# Nothing's fair
In love and war... #

So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...

# Nothing's fair
In love and war... #

..Brett.

# In love and war

# In love and war. #

'As the only single boy, Matt
has to leave the villa immediately.'

Come here, big man.

Are you all right, girl?
Yeah. Yeah?

You didn't know you were gonna be
in that position, know what I mean?

You've got to do what's best
for you. I don't know.

Oh, mate.

No, it's cool. You did what was
true to yourself, and I respect it.

Best of luck to the both of yous.

# Gave you more
Than you'll ever know

# And one day you'll be missing me

# More than you'll ever know

# I just hope he's good to you... #

Shit happens.
At the end of the day, like,

life's life. Shit happens, so...

It's bittersweet,
cos Matt is such, such a good guy.

I have so many positive things
to say about him.

I think that's why I'm so upset.

And I'm just hoping
I haven't made a mistake.

I don't know what to say, people,
I fucking love yous all.

Yous are like my family.
I always say, life's an adventure.

There's ups, there's downs.

But just embrace it,
it's part of the journey.

Thank you. I'm getting emotional,
like, fuck that.

# Gave you more
Than you'll ever know... #

Such an honest guy, man.

You know, Matt will always
be remembered for, I think,

just being a true gent
and such a respectful human being.

Love you, bro.
Love you, too, man.

TOBY: Me being attached to Matt
crept up on me.

I didn't expect to be
that attached to the guy.

Matt going has hurt me, man.

People, I love yous.

Best of luck.

ALL: Bye.
APPLAUSE

Priya's decision tonight
was a shock to me.

I felt like we had
a really strong connection.

We had something good there,
and it could've worked.

But, you know,
they're my family in there,

and I love those guys there, so...

Yeah, that's the toughest bit
for me.

# I gave you more
Than you ever gave to me. #

'Tomorrow night...

'..someone's having doubts.'

If he is, he's not the one for me.
No.

If he's taking me for granted,
he's not the one for me, babe.

I just feel like I've been,
like, having a rocky week.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.