Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 40 - Episode 35 - full transcript
Another week is over in the Love Island villa and as our couples enjoy their time in paradise and get closer to the final, nobody at this stage wants to get dumped.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...
'..difficult decisions were made.'
So the girl the boys
have decided to save...
The boy that the girls
have decided to save is...
..Mary.
..Tyler.
'And one couple called it quits.'
We're done.
OK.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
'Tonight...
'Paradise...
'..comes at a price.'
This is so hard for me to say.
I told you the truth,
and you told me jack shit.
So I lied to you? I lied to you?
You didn't tell me the truth,
did you?!
I didn't lie...
You didn't tell me the truth!
'The Islanders have been playing
the Mad Movies Challenge,
'and Jake and Faye have seen
some very embarrassing clips.
'We've all got them.
'If footage ever gets out
of that time on CBBC
'I gave a five-year-old a wedgie
for stealing my Monster Munch,
'I am cancelled.
'Anyway, the scores
are currently 1-1,
'so lights, camera, action!'
TEXT ALERT
READS ALOUD:
It's a lot.
All the time.
I feel like there's not a number
big enough.
Could be two in the morning,
wake up, go for a piss
and start thinking about sex.
It could be any time.
Every 15 minutes.
LAUGHTER
Once an hour.
I would have said an hour.
One hour?
One hour 20.
Right, it's done.
Every 30 minutes.
Do 20, it's probably gonna be wild,
do 20. 25 minutes.
TEXT ALERT,
GIRLS GASP
Every seven seconds!
Every seven seconds!
What are you going on about,
an hour 30?
What did you say?
Hour 15.
Hour 15.
What the fuck? You're actual boys.
You're hornier than you think.
You should be disappointed.
Ugh.
Are you guys happy for me
to go to Tyler? Yeah, OK.
Could we do Tinker Tyler
Soldier Pie, please? Which one?
Tinker Tyler Soldier Pie.
It sounds funny, like.
We'll see, man.
Soldier Pie.
It looks like he's seen a ghost.
'Am I coming over to your bed,
then?'
Oh, shit.
'I guess so.
'Well, you can have a good night.
'Yeah, I'm looking forward to it,
babe.
'I am looking forward to it.'
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Listen, I'm here, man,
like, I've known her four days.
If that was on the outside world...
Exactly.
..what, is that four dates?
That's four dates.
But, yeah, I mean, I'm fully focused
on the here and now,
and, obviously,
that is another situation
and a bridge that I'll cross
when I get to it.
I just want to lay one on you.
KISSING
Mm.
KAZ: Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm.
Oh, my gosh.
Mm...
It's OK. It was...
Mm...
You knew it was coming.
You knew it was that.
It's not that bad.
That was not fun to watch.
I didn't like watching it.
Will I watch it again? Mm... no.
I was literally
sitting there like, "Argh!"
That wasn't that bad.
Mate, was it?
Nah, it wasn't that bad.
It's not bad.
It wasn't that bad.
It's just not nice to see,
especially as we've kind of
overcome that situation as well.
It's almost like
we're taking another step back.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm...
Mm...
Lads, we need to win.
TEXT ALERT
It's definitely at least 24 hour.
At least.
What, a whole day?!
Jake told me the other day 62 hours.
Why did he get that from?
Cos he looks confused.
You said it was,
like, 60 hours, didn't you?
What?!
Yeah. It was, like...
Yeah. It was, like...
That's mad!
Send it, send it.
85 hours.
28 hours.
Send it. Yeah, sent. It's done.
Yeah, do it.
TEXT ALERT
THEY GASP
Yay! Oh, it's us!
"Answer, 59 hours." Girls win!
WHOOPING
How many hours?
59 hours.
Oh, we should have said 60.
Do Moving Mad Max.
We all know who that is.
Yeah?
Moving Mad Max.
OK, could we go with
Moving Mad Max, please?
I'm scared. What is it?
"Three-way kiss with the guy
and the girl of your choice."
Oh, my God.
Guy and girl...
Ooooh!
That's a good one.
That is a cracking one.
Clarisse?
Yes? Clarisse.
OK, babes.
Liam.
Oh, Liam, lucky guy!
WHOOPING
Lads, whatever happens, happens.
We'll deal with that
back at the villa,
but for now, let's enjoy ourselves
and the remaining time here.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Is it head versus heart?
Yeah. Head's saying it was fine,
kissing her.
It was just a kiss. Three kisses.
Heart is telling me, you know...
.."You do have...
something there for Millie."
Whey...
Your head just thought,
"You'll just done it three times
with Lillie."
Had to be sure.
LAUGHTER
# 30 under 30 for another year
# I can barely go outside
I think I hate it here... #
That was fine.
The cheers can suck his dick,
but apart from that...
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
No, I didn't mention
the three-way kiss.
You didn't mention it?
LAUGHTER
I'm not gonna lie and say
that it didn't hurt a little bit.
Obviously, it's not nice to see.
We're moving in a direction,
and if I let that bother me,
then I'm not quite over it
like I say I am.
You look fuming.
He looks like he wants to cry...
which is good.
TEXT ALERT
Ooh...
That's gonna be high.
LIBERTY LAUGHS
I've done it.
I've done it.
I've done it.
I have.
I've definitely done it.
I haven't done it, to be fair.
Mate, I'd go 30%, personally.
What do you think?
30? Yeah? 30?
I'm happy with that.
Cool.
30.
Yeah? Send.
TEXT ALERT
Yes!
TEXT ALERT
Oh, draw, yes!
It's a draw!
CHEERING
"Both teams win a clip."
What was the answer?
46.
Oh... impressed.
Go Fast & Furious?
Fast & Furious.
Fast & Furious.
Fast & Furious...
Let's go!
Yeah, I love this film.
We did, like, the massage,
it was really nice...
Oh, no! ..and then the lights,
like, went down...
LAUGHTER
You really did get down to business!
Just went under the covers
and did a little bit of foreplay.
It was very hot. And then
it was over, like, quite quickly.
LAUGHTER
That's a good one.
It's been a while, bro,
it's been a while.
Oh, mate, it's just all come out.
We knew that Fast & Furious
was gonna be me or him.
All Millie's got to do
is walk past me and I'm done.
LAUGHTER
Do you want the Teddy one, Faye?
Yeah, because he's come off
as such a nice guy,
so there's obviously something.
Can we have Teddy Player One,
please?
Teddy Player One?
Snog the guy you're most
attracted to. Oh, my goodness.
Go on, do it, do your thing.
TEDDY: Oh, that wasn't even me.
OK, I'll just kiss Teddy.
No, yeah, she kissed me. Yeah.
She's seen this on the postcard.
APPLAUSE ON SCREEN
Is that it?
I'm technically single,
like, I am officially single.
So it'd be wrong for me
not to see what could happen.
If I said, like... come and stay
with me, what would you say?
I'd say, I'm not sure because,
you know, love has been in the air.
Ooh.
Fair enough.
There's sexual attraction.
I'm pretty sure I'm not
the only person that realises that
in this conversation right now.
And it's a problem.
I don't trust you.
I just love the fact that it was
VERY like someone
didn't do ANYTHING wrong over there.
Yeah.
At least I admitted to it, but...
Mm.
He was, though.
I was, though.
Mr Nice Guy. Uncle Ted.
Do you know what,
get your sandals on and fuck off.
GIRLS LAUGH
Did you hear what she just said?
Yeah.
Bro, don't deepen that at all, man.
Don't deep it, bro.
I am, cos I can hear
what she's saying.
Cos that's Faye,
she wanted you to hear.
That's what she wanted.
There was nothing for me to say.
I think she's just justifying
the Sam situation.
Yeah.
Yeah. Mate, there was nothing there.
Did he not tell you any of that?
No.
He literally told me he didn't even
speak to anyone over there.
Yeah, he told me that
he didn't speak to anyone,
he slept with my teddy every night
and slept outside.
At least I was honest.
I said that I moved mad onto Sam.
At the end of the day,
I didn't get into bed with anyone.
I had chats,
I'm a flirtatious person.
If nothing happened between
them two, what's there to tell?
Do you know what I mean?
That he was sexually attracted
to her would have been great.
As far as I was aware,
he was sleeping outside in a tepee
with my teddy.
But, no, he was sexually attracted
to someone,
didn't know if he could trust
sharing a bed with someone.
Cool.
Prick.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, I know this.
Clarisse literally said it to me
the other day. It's ten minutes.
Oh, she did. I was in that
conversation. 20 seconds.
I heard this before,
someone said this. 20 seconds.
If you're wrong, you're wrong, bro.
It doesn't matter. They know.
TEXT ALERT,
GIRLS CHEERING
TEXT ALERT
Oh!
"Answer, 20 seconds."
ALL CHEERING
He was in the conversation with us,
Matt. You remembered.
Read it out.
"Answer, 20 seconds. It's a draw.
"Both teams win a clip."
What are you thinking? Obviously,
he wants to get one up on Kaz now,
cos he looks like shit.
That's what I was saying.
So we're gonna go with Kaz-T-away.
Castaway!
Castaway!
Cast? Oh! Castaway.
I thought it was "Kaz-T-Way".
That's what I thought.
Castaway.
OK, let's go, then.
Let's hit it.
GROANING FROM SCREEN,
LAUGHTER
And just hip thrust.
Is that what I sound like?!
LAUGHTER
Is that right?
It's good. OK.
Feel the burn.
I do feel the burn!
LAUGHTER
I feel more than a burn!
Oh, my gosh.
I look fit!
To good times, good people,
and good memories again. Cheers.
You having a drink?
LAUGHTER,
CHEERING
Go on, the boy.
GIRLS LAUGH
That's my girl!
Go on, Kaz.
What's that?
Who's that? Chloe.
LAUGHTER
CHLOE: I was watching for ages.
LAUGHTER
Oh, that whole thing was funny.
Could we have The Jake Escape,
please?
Are you shitting yourself?
Yeah.
What the fuck? Lucky Jake Escape?
She's my girlfriend,
at the end of the day.
This is the funniest thing ever.
It's great.
Jake Escape.
You boys are all single men.
None of you have a label on you.
And I think a label
cements that thing.
With me, it definitely cemented that
thing, so if I was in your shoes,
seeing Lib and that,
I'd be thinking, "Fuck it."
If I got something better,
do you know what I mean,
I'm gonna chat to 'em
and get to know 'em a bit more.
It's a lifetime opportunity.
Once in a lifetime.
Hang on, why are you guys
trying to convince me
to sleep in bed with this lady?
I'm not convincing you, bruv.
I'm literally...
Teddy, do you trust yourself?
It's a lads' holiday, mate,
you don't wanna be out there
on your own.
Oh, thanks, Huges (!)
Oh. Cheers, Hugo.
On a lads' holiday
and you have not got a girlfriend,
you're doing bits,
if you have not got a girlfriend.
I'm telling you now...
Oh, that's bad.
I think you need a one-on-one chat
with Lillie first. I do, yeah.
FAYE: Oh, fuck. Fuck off, Jake.
You joking?
Pull her for a chat.
What have you got to lose?
There's nothing wrong with that,
bruv.
So you're gonna go out
and pull Lillie.
Oh, my God.
How was the smooch?
She's a good kisser.
Was it a snog?
No, it was a snog, yeah.
Tongues? Tongues, yeah.
Good lad!
"Good lad"?!
BOYS LAUGH NERVOUSLY
"Oh, you're all like sisters to me."
I hope no-one treats your fucking
sister like you've treated us, then.
Cos you'd be fucking livid, Jake.
Do you think...
Do you think it's all me, yeah?
Do you think it's all me?
Don't give a fuck. Fucking hell.
It's your words,
coming out of your mouth.
Oh, I'm not gonna say anything here.
My blood's boiling now.
# You watch your back
I'm watching mine too
# If you buy me
Then I'll buy you back too
# No matter what you say or you do
# No, you can never do
The things that I do. #
Do you know what?
That's the most shocking for me.
That's shocking, for me.
That's heart-wrenching for me.
Jake's in it,
"Oh, you're my big sister.
"You guys are my sisters in here."
And he's basically telling the guys
to throw their Twix
down a fucking alleyway.
You know how it is, mate,
you know how it is.
Mate, we all know how it was, mate.
In these times, we come together.
Exactly. You know how it is, mate.
That's what we were thinking
Casa Amor was like,
and then you're just seeing it.
Don't let him know you're annoyed.
No, I'm not. Poker face.
Poker face. Not fucking bothered.
TEXT ALERT
THEY CHEER
Well done, girls.
Thanks.
Doesn't feel like we've won much.
# No, you can never do
The things that I do. #
'Coming up...
'Faye lets fly.'
Stop being a child?
No, I don't want to speak to you,
because I'm being an adult
and I don't want to have
a conversation with you right now.
IAIN STIRLING: 'The Mad Movie
Challenge has left the Islanders
'angry, bitter and divided.
Or, as the critics would say,
' "It's a five-star hit,
my darlings!
' "I cannot wait for the sequel." '
# Fire, fire away
# Fire, fire away... #
Get me out of this fucking place.
Hm?
You don't, like,
mention sisters and stuff.
Do you know what I mean?
You don't... I'm going
into the house, mate. You don't...
There's no point feeling awkward.
They're all fucking - look at them,
shady as fuck. No-one's come over.
They've scurried off
like fucking ants.
Fuck off.
I'm removing myself, cos I'm
ready to explode. Yeah, course.
Right, just keep breathing, bro.
Keep breathing, bro.
My fucking blood's boiling,
I tell you.
All I've ever done
is give people advice and opinions.
What's right for them.
They can take it on board,
they can do what they want with it.
As simple as that. Everyone's
entitled to their own opinion.
If I was single, right,
and I didn't know what I wanted,
I'd be doing what I want
in Casa Amor. Which you would.
I never said, "Go and kiss her." I
said, "You do what you've gotta do."
Be true to yourself.
You would say to Millie as well,
"Go and be true to yourself."
Exactly, to find out what you want.
Yeah, and... that's how I see it.
But it's how THEY see it.
They see it in a whole
completely different light. Yeah.
And obviously girls have a different
opinion on the whole situation.
Yeah! What, is everyone just gonna
go Casa Amor and just say...
close themselves off and just...
That's what they expect. That's what
they thought. Yeah, I know.
They thought they were gonna
go to Casa Amor and just fucking...
all the lads would just be like,
"No, no, no, no." Come on.
Yours was funny as fuck.
Mine was ridiculous.
You put a middle finger at me?
Are you being serious?
Do you know how childish
that is, Faye?
Do you know how childish you are,
hon?
Do I look like I give a fuck? No!
Do I want you to sit on
my middle finger? Yes!
Faye...
Are you being serious?
LIAM: That's Faye. I said to Millie,
"Why does she always do it?"
She said, "That's Faye." I said,
"Yeah, but there comes a point
"where just being Faye
fucking pisses people off." Mm.
Can't keep doing this, where you
keep shouting across your opinions.
Does it all the time.
Let him explain himself
before jumping the gun every time.
She's gonna keep pushing
and pushing people away.
She's gonna keep
pushing people away. Yeah.
Oh, no.
Are you OK?
OK. Spit it out.
OK, so this is exactly how I feel.
So, first clip - I know it's
early days, 100%, that's fine.
But, for me,
that was like my worst nightmare.
Don't be fucking silly.
No, I don't cry, I don't cry.
Don't cry, then.
I don't cry.
Don't cry.
No, I'm not.
Lib, you don't need to cry,
because you're beautiful.
No, but, listen, like...
I don't even think about looks,
so I do, literally,
my personality, that is me.
But, like, hearing, obviously,
the fact that your boyfriend,
when he first saw you,
didn't wanna rip your clothes off
and didn't really think
you was fit or attractive,
is not the easiest thing to hear.
It's not ideal, no.
Like, "I don't wanna
rip her clothes off."
Sexual chemistry doesn't come
always straightaway,
no matter how fit you are.
So don't put that down.
Obviously, at the beginning...
Do you want him to meet you
and just think,
"I wanna rip your clothes off"?
No, the boy liked you from day one
cos of how much he rated you.
Yeah. And now he can't
fucking keep his hands off you.
He's literally besotted by you.
Cos when I first saw Jake,
I thought he was fit as anything.
But to hear that your boyfriend,
that you absolutely
fancy the pants off,
just to hear that
he didn't feel the same...
This is something I have to,
you know, deal with.
You're valid in raising any
fucking thing. None of it was great.
None of it was great.
None of it you wanted to see.
If you're feeling a type of way,
let him explain himself, 100%.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Teddy's moods range
from chilled to cool as a cucumber,
'while Faye's moods range from
' "Is there smoke
coming out of that volcano?"
' to "Where did Pompeii go?"
'And by the looks of Faye right now,
it's time to evacuate!
'Women and children first!'
What was I supposed to say
about the Clarisse chat?
There was nothing there.
You need to let her cool down.
She's a hothead, like.
You know that about her.
Yeah. Fuck it, though, man.
HE EXHALES
Why am I getting the middle finger?
Why are you talking to me?
Why am I getting the middle finger?
Stop being a child. Talk.
Stop being a child?
No, I don't wanna speak to you,
because I'm being an adult
and I don't wanna have
a conversation with you now.
You wanna put a middle finger at me?
I fucking do.
That's being an adult?
I don't give a shit
if it's adult or not. If
I wanna give you the middle finger,
I'll give you the fucking middle
finger. Don't speak to me, then.
Don't come up to me, then.
All right, cool. Cool. Cool.
Faye thinks that, to me,
is worth...
is worth a lot more
than whatever we have.
Come chat to me, babe.
Yeah.
To be fair,
that's probably quite good.
He can try and defuse her.
Yeah.
It's probably a good thing.
Wouldn't want
to have a fucking conversation
with a child anyway. Surely.
Fucking idiot.
Creating drama out of nothing, mate.
DALE: What are you pissed about?
Tell me.
I'm pissed about
the whole fucking thing.
Dunno why she's reacting like that.
There was nothing
that came up in that clip
of me and Sam
that Teddy didn't already know.
Mm-hm. I'd already told Teddy
all that shit. Mm-hm.
So, for me, cool.
Did Teddy come back once
and say that he was
sexually attracted to someone? No.
He didn't.
He told me that he slept outside
with my teddy every night
in the fucking tepee.
Because, do you know what?
That makes him look like
a really great fucking guy.
Oh, he kissed Clarisse
because it was a dare.
Cool.
But clearly there was a conversation
that was had with that dare.
But that Clarisse situation...
Mm.
Unless I've missed something,
I don't know why
that is enough to be mad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's true.
She's asked if there was anything
else she should know about Casa.
My response was, "No."
If I did something,
I'll tell you about it.
Yeah, of course. Like,
give me a reason why you're pissed,
and I'll be like,
"Mm, OK, I understand." But that?
Yeah, yeah.
There is no action there whatsoever,
so what's she being annoyed about?
Exactly.
I asked him how his time was
in Casa Amor. Just say,
"I had a really nice time, Faye,
and I had a sexual attraction."
Do you remember every conversation
you had with Sam and me? Yeah.
Every single one?
Pretty much. I don't think
there was anything untoward in them.
That's your shit.
I can't voice on anybody's...
I can't voice on...
I'm upset more...
I'm upset more by Jake.
He can chat all the shit he wants
to the boys and hype them up,
but it's the boys
that are gonna go and do it.
Yeah, but why is Jake
hyping them up?
He wouldn't be fucking saying it
to his sister's boyfriend.
Don't... Sister's... Nah, but...
Cos that's what he said.
I didn't put words in his mouth.
Nobody's boyfriend and girlfriend.
I didn't ask him
to call me his sister.
I know, but nobody's
boyfriend and girlfriend.
No-one is, no.
There's a fucking reason for that,
and that screen up there
is exactly the fucking reason
why I don't wanna be
someone's fucking girlfriend.
Oh, mate.
OK? Touche? Fucking right.
I'm done with this conversation.
Cos you're pissing me off as well.
Don't fucking come at me.
Fucking fall out with
all you pricks if I need to.
Oh, my God. Control your emotions.
Where's your mind right now?
Right now? Don't fucking know.
I didn't ask Jake to come in here
and call me his sister.
I didn't ask him to do that.
For me, Teddy was a fucking saint
in Casa Amor.
Yeah.
Teddy's a fucking liar.
I don't even wanna
listen to the girl, man.
You know
when he came back from Casa?
Like, the conversations
you guys had,
what are the bits that spun you
from that? Like, which bits?
The whole bit. I knew nothing.
I didn't know there was
a sexual attraction with Clarisse.
I didn't know he was considering
sharing a bed with Clarisse.
I knew fucking jack shit.
Yeah.
Dale's pissing me off as well.
They're all fucking pissing me off.
What's he saying?
DALE: Hey, I'm not pissed off.
No...
I just... I don't...
Do you know what it is?
Cos I'm always nice with you.
I know you are.
Cos we get on.
That's what I mean.
I would appreciate you...
Come on, just say it.
I'm just saying, like,
I only wanted a chat with you.
Yeah, we've had a chat.
Don't treat me like a fucking idiot
and walk away from me.
I walk away
when a conversation's done.
No point sitting there having
a conversation about fuck all.
Sound. Chat your chat.
There you go, then.
You're walking off.
I know. The same way you walked off!
Right, we're on a level.
DALE LAUGHS
Perfect.
You're a fucking child, man.
Shut up.
Faye!
What?
You're so good at comebacks.
Well, what the fuck? He walked away.
Don't fucking try and come over
here, having a go at me for walking,
when you fucking walk off.
He's not having a go at you.
Oh, hang on, here we go.
Another one? Come on, then.
What's your problem?
I'm fucking sick of it all.
Leave it, leave it.
OK, good. Nothing to say. Perfect.
Keep your mouth shut,
like you normally do. Ideal.
Sorry, what's your problem?
I've a lot to say.
I will fall out with
every single prick in this place.
'Coming up...
'Tempers are boiling over.'
You look like a two-faced prick!
# The night is young
But so am I
# Ain't gonna be here too long
Best enjoy the ride... #
IAIN STIRLING:
'It's been a busy night for Faye.
'So far, she's screamed at Jake,
given Teddy the finger,
'insulted Matt and sworn at Dale.
'Faye's just taking
a well-earned break,
'so while she reapplies her lippy
and prepares to go again,
'let's find out what
Liam and Millie made of Mad Movies.'
OK?
Yeah. Obviously, that, erm,
wasn't very nice to see.
No, I know.
I... You know,
I've spoken to Lillie.
Lillie has told me possib...
Like, I mean, she's not gonna
hold back from the worst,
so she's told me the worst,
in a sense, do you know what I mean?
I've made this decision
to go forward,
and if I'm just gonna
live in the past and, you know...
Obviously, I know what's happened.
Seeing it's not great,
but for us to move forward,
I can't just be dwelling
on something that's happened.
No. Obviously, I'm sorry
you had to see that, but I'm glad...
That means a lot to me,
you thinking that way. Yeah.
For us to move forward, we can't
keep thinking about what's happened.
No.
So I appreciate that a lot.
In a relationship,
when there's things that go wrong,
if you hang onto those things,
then it's never going to work.
So I'm not about to do that.
I don't want to let that bother me.
No kissing.
Can I kiss you on the cheek?
Yeah. Course you can.
And on the head. Yeah.
So I can kiss you anywhere
on the body, apart from your lips?
But maybe... maybe we'll be able
to have a cuddle in bed tonight.
Aww!
SHE LAUGHS
Maybe. See how I feel
at the end of the night.
Thank you.
Jake, do you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah.
# I have a fear
Of getting close... #
We'll go down there on the sunbed.
# But I don't know why
# I hate it when you go
# But I need my downtime... #
How you feeling? You all right?
Not really.
Definitely not all right.
With what?
Faye.
Yeah, but forget all about that.
What's my priority now
is to see if you're all right. Mm.
This is probably, like, the biggest
thing for me to say to anyone,
because I don't literally
say this to anyone,
and this is probably
the most vulnerable
that you will ever see me
in my whole life.
This is so hard for me to say.
Don't get upset.
What you getting upset for?
Don't get upset.
What you getting upset for, hm?
Mm... Because it's so hard
to get out, what...
sometimes, how I feel.
I know that I'm probably not, like,
a supermodel, or this, or that,
and that's why I always lead
with my personality and stuff,
so to hear you say, like,
"I don't wanna rip her clothes off,
"I don't know if the attraction
is 100%," fucking hurt.
Like, I wouldn't
have made you my girlfriend
and spent every single day with you
to not pursue anything, would I?
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
If you're always gonna
live in the past,
then how are you gonna move forward
in the future?
Lib, remember,
I didn't know anything about you.
But, like, it did hurt me,
that's all I'm saying.
You're my girlfriend.
I wanna take you home to my family.
You're my future.
I don't know what more, like...
what I can say to you
for you to realise that...
I made you my girlfriend
before Casa Amor,
because I knew I'm 100% into you.
Mm-hm.
Would you ever
make someone your boyfriend
if you didn't wanna
rip their clothes off?
No.
Mm-hm.
Would you ever want a future
with someone you don't fancy? No.
It says in the label,
"boyfriend and girlfriend"...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I know that Jake would not
do anything to disrespect me.
I know he's a loyal person.
But I am not gonna lie to myself -
like, it did make me have doubts.
'Right, Faye's had a quick time-out,
'the lippy's been reapplied
and she's good to go again.
'Round two. Fight!'
Teddy fucking knew
every single thing.
None of that,
none of what I'd done
came as a fucking surprise
on that screen.
None of it.
No.
Where is he?
I don't give a fuck.
On his flight on the way home,
I hope.
FAYE SHOUTING
Where the fuck is Teddy?
Fucking hell.
Have you chatted?
No.
And do you know what?
Don't wanna chat to you.
Don't wanna talk to you,
don't wanna hear your voice,
don't wanna look at your face.
# Should I spell it out for you... #
You question why I don't want
to be people's girlfriends?
What was played in front of my eyes
is exactly why I don't want
to be someone's fucking girlfriend.
The thing is I get you, babe,
I can't lie.
Argh!
And I feel like it's a donkey
on its last fucking legs.
I might put a couple more
fucking sacks on its back,
but it's about to crumble.
You done shouting?
No, not yet.
Do you want to actually speak?
No. Don't know
what you're talking about.
If I was you,
I would just keep walking, Teddy.
Oh, shit.
What?
Teddy's there.
I have absolutely fuck all
to say to you, so just keep walking.
But you can speak to everyone else?
Yes, I will.
If I want to speak to
everyone else about my problems
and not you, guess what?
But it's OUR problem.
It's not OUR problem,
it's a you problem,
cos I have no problems.
Everything shown on that fucking TV
screen was... I'd already told you.
So I have no problems in this.
I haven't got a problem with you.
I've got a problem with you, though.
Obviously.
So it's a you problem.
Obviously you do.
So talk about it,
rather than doing that.
You could have told me
all of that shit...
FAYE SHOUTING
I asked you to walk off,
so keep walking.
If you don't want to hear it,
keep going.
I do wanna hear it,
that's why I'm stood here.
Oh!
I don't wanna
fucking speak to you right now,
cos I don't want to scream at you,
because...
Scream at me?
I want to speak to you, so...
But I don't want to speak to you!
Because right now,
you look like a two-faced prick.
I look like a two-faced prick?
I want nothing to do with you.
Everything that was shown of me
on that fucking screen, you knew.
Everything that was shown of you
on that fucking screen,
I knew jack shit. Everyone else
knew. Oh, everyone else knew?
Yeah. But me.
What was there to know?
The screen, Teddy. The fucking
screen. What was there to know?
Everything on that screen was
what I didn't fucking know, Teddy.
You are a twat, honestly.
Yeah, OK, I'm a twat.
What, because I told you the truth
and you told me jack shit of...
So I lied to you? I lied to you? No.
Yeah, you didn't fucking tell me
the truth, did you?!
No, I didn't lie to you. You
didn't fucking tell me the truth!
Exactly, I didn't lie to you.
Fuck off.
You're an idiot.
Yes, I am.
For fucking believing your shit.
Fuck off.
How are you feeling, bruv?
I'm good.
Yeah?
I'm so good. Fucking hell.
You spoke to her, then?
Yeah, she's an idiot. Huh?
How am I the bad guy here?
I... Honestly, you know,
someone needs to tell me.
I'm trying to understand it.
I'm really, really
trying to understand it,
but it makes it very, very difficult
when you are being treated like
a piece of shit on someone's shoe.
# I'm not a saviour
# But I ain't no traitor... #
'Coming up,
the war of words continues.'
If you wanna speak about
my reaction based on your actions,
you can fuck off.
IAIN: 'Liberty's upset that Jake
didn't wanna rip her clothes off.
'My wife ripped my clothes off
the other day.
'Then she went to the garden
and burned them.
'She never was a fan of my Fruit of
the Loom tie-dye oversized onesie.'
How are you feeling?
What's going on?
I didn't wanna be like, to Jake,
"Hang on a minute -
"I'm fucking sexy.
What's your problem?"
If he didn't feel like that,
I can't force someone
to find me attractive.
It's not that.
That's not the point.
It's the realisation
of him being your boyfriend,
fucking saying at one point he
didn't wanna rip your clothes off.
He should have come over
and reassured you and been like,
"Lib, I obviously
can't keep my hands off you,
"you're my fucking girlfriend."
Mm...
That was just missing.
Yeah.
He should fucking know that,
as a grown man,
that any girl
who hears that their boyfriend
doesn't want to rip their clothes
off, d'you know what I mean?
But, Chlo, like... Are you just
questioning his intentions?
I'm questioning, like,
a few things. Like...
But even if
you didn't have insecurities,
any girl would feel insecure
about that. Yeah.
Guys, can I join your chat?
Yeah, of course you can.
Course, babes. Sit down.
Of course you can.
'Jake's reaction was...'
I think it spoke volumes, because
his priorities are not with Lib.
Lib feels like shit.
One thing I've learned
from past experience,
if you don't address it now,
it'll come up in a month.
You need to address it, because if
it's on your mind, it'll get worse.
You need to squish it now.
Sometimes, I do feel like
my own boyfriend don't like me.
The thing is, though,
you've gotta think, like,
you are beautiful, Lib.
You honestly...
You're stunning.
You are stunning.
That is a universal
not-nice thing to hear. Yeah.
'I know you've been
enjoying our series
'of intellectually stimulating
Ted Talks, and tonight,
'we're proud
to present a special edition -
'Ted Talks
While Faye Shouts At Him.'
I ain't interested.
OK. I'm gonna go now.
All right, baby.
# I wore my heart paper-thin... #
Wanna go sundeck?
Yeah, let's go.
# Felt these walls crumbling
# Always questioning the high
# Never felt quite right
# I'm reaching out like satellite
# I lost myself into the night
# Chasing sorry with goodbye... #
Regardless of what was shown,
what was said,
I know my worth, and, for me,
this is... this is done.
OK, here you go. There you go.
Perfect.
Honestly, this is done for you...
Yeah.
..and...
..if you think speaking to me
like that is cool, yeah?
I asked you to walk away.
No, no, no, no,
cos you're gonna try
and diffuse the situation onto me,
and that's fine,
cos actually, I'm cool with that.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
Cos I know who I am as a person.
But I did ask you to walk away
on many occasions.
What did I do, Faye? What did
you do? What exactly did I do?
OK, so you had a sexual connection
with Clarisse.
I didn't have a sexual connection
with Clarisse.
You didn't trust
sharing a bed with her.
If I had a s... I... What?!
So, please... No, no, no. OK.
..please illiterate.
Because I would LOVE to know.
OK.
Mm-hm. Go.
Sexual connection with Clarisse?
Mm...
No, that wasn't the case.
Did those words leave your mouth?
The second thing is...
Did those words leave your mouth?
Let me finish.
No, no, I just asked you a question.
Did those words leave your mouth?
What?
That you had a sexual connection
with Clarisse? No.
Mm... I said,
"I find you sexually attractive."
OK, "sexually attractive",
"sexual connection" -
pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to in this word,
in that, like, it is what it is.
Faye, Faye, I find a lot of people
sexually attractive. Mm.
Your conversation with Sam
pissed me off,
so I get why you're pissed off.
No, you don't, but OK.
What is this?
Do you want me to speak,
or do you just wanna
put words in my mouth?
Go ahead, please, continue,
cos I'd love to hear
your bullshit (!)
All right, look, Faye, I'm not...
do you know what,
I'm not gonna sit here
and take a lot more shit from you,
when I actually did nothing.
Cool.
Girls came back to you from Casa
and told you nothing happened. Yeah.
And you still believe from a clip
that something happened.
Look, I'm not shy about the fact
that I found
all six of those girls
in Casa attractive. Yeah, cool.
If I didn't give a shit about you,
I would've got into bed with her.
Unless I'm fucking thick,
and unless you're a mime,
that was you on that screen.
I know it was me.
Oh, it WAS you? That's good to know.
So it was you?
What are you screaming about?
It was you?
You're acting like I'm denying it.
What are you screaming about?
You never told me. You never told me
that actually was gonna come out.
You know what,
what really pisses me off
is that you wanted
to do the girlfriend thing.
Yeah, I did.
And you know what really annoys me?
Is my gut was saying
there was something not right,
and there's something why
you don't want to be a girlfriend.
And I'll tell you something
that it is, is that fucking screen.
It's that? Great, then.
So I am really glad
that that screen came out tonight,
because it tells me
a lot about you.
Faye, if you don't wanna believe
that I give a shit about you...
I'm less pissed off
about what you saw.
I'm more pissed off
about the way that you've reacted.
Oh, I'm done with this conversation.
If you want to speak
about my reaction to your actions,
you can fuck off,
because my reactions...
Look at you,
you're speaking to me like shit.
It's only based on
your fucking actions, so fuck off.
All right.
I'm not fucking off anywhere.
If you didn't
fucking do your actions,
I wouldn't have even reacted.
OK.
You stupid, stupid boy.
Fuck off.
# Fighting my way to the end
# Cos I can't forget
That I'm alive again. #
What the fuck happened there?
Bro, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's just done, it's just so done,
it's unreal.
I'm just like...
How could I not...
You're innocent.
..see this, like?
Like, if I never speak to him again,
then that's cool.
There's no coming back?
There's no coming back, no.
She was always finding an excuse
to somehow walk away from
this situation, is the way that...
And that's probably
what hurts the most.
# Saying I'll come back
# Might make it easier to leave
# Need to run free for a while
I need some time to grieve... #
LIAM: Ooh!
SHE GIGGLES
# I see years go by... #
It was too good to be true anyway.
# And it scares me sometimes
# I'm so afraid to live wrong... #
FAYE SNIFFLES
# No, I don't wanna lie
# Just tell me what do you do
When you love someone
# But you feel like you can't go on
No, you can't go on... #
Mad scenes, my man, mad scenes.
# You float apart
And you're falling apart inside... #
Good night, boys.
Love you.
Love you, too, man.
You guys sleep well.
I love you, brother.
Love you, too.
Got your back.
Thank you, man.
# And I could keep on telling lies
# Say everything's
Gonna be all right
# But I think it's fair to say
We've tried
# I think it's fair to say
We've tried
# What do you do
When you love someone
# But feel like you can't go on
No, you can't go on?
# What do you do
When you love so hard
# That you just
You float apart
# And you're falling apart inside?
# What do you do
When you love someone
# But feel like you can't go on
Oh, no, you can't go on?
# What do you do
When you love so hard
# That you just
You float apart
# And you're fallin' apart
# You fall apart
Yeah, you fall apart. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'On Sunday night...'
TEXT ALERT
'..big news has the villa rocking.'
JAKE: "Islanders,
it's time to get up and go,
"as you'll be spending a day
at the Island Vibes Club.
"Please get ready
to leave the villa."
CHEERING
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
'Previously on Love Island...
'..difficult decisions were made.'
So the girl the boys
have decided to save...
The boy that the girls
have decided to save is...
..Mary.
..Tyler.
'And one couple called it quits.'
We're done.
OK.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
'Tonight...
'Paradise...
'..comes at a price.'
This is so hard for me to say.
I told you the truth,
and you told me jack shit.
So I lied to you? I lied to you?
You didn't tell me the truth,
did you?!
I didn't lie...
You didn't tell me the truth!
'The Islanders have been playing
the Mad Movies Challenge,
'and Jake and Faye have seen
some very embarrassing clips.
'We've all got them.
'If footage ever gets out
of that time on CBBC
'I gave a five-year-old a wedgie
for stealing my Monster Munch,
'I am cancelled.
'Anyway, the scores
are currently 1-1,
'so lights, camera, action!'
TEXT ALERT
READS ALOUD:
It's a lot.
All the time.
I feel like there's not a number
big enough.
Could be two in the morning,
wake up, go for a piss
and start thinking about sex.
It could be any time.
Every 15 minutes.
LAUGHTER
Once an hour.
I would have said an hour.
One hour?
One hour 20.
Right, it's done.
Every 30 minutes.
Do 20, it's probably gonna be wild,
do 20. 25 minutes.
TEXT ALERT,
GIRLS GASP
Every seven seconds!
Every seven seconds!
What are you going on about,
an hour 30?
What did you say?
Hour 15.
Hour 15.
What the fuck? You're actual boys.
You're hornier than you think.
You should be disappointed.
Ugh.
Are you guys happy for me
to go to Tyler? Yeah, OK.
Could we do Tinker Tyler
Soldier Pie, please? Which one?
Tinker Tyler Soldier Pie.
It sounds funny, like.
We'll see, man.
Soldier Pie.
It looks like he's seen a ghost.
'Am I coming over to your bed,
then?'
Oh, shit.
'I guess so.
'Well, you can have a good night.
'Yeah, I'm looking forward to it,
babe.
'I am looking forward to it.'
Oh, fuck!
Oh!
Listen, I'm here, man,
like, I've known her four days.
If that was on the outside world...
Exactly.
..what, is that four dates?
That's four dates.
But, yeah, I mean, I'm fully focused
on the here and now,
and, obviously,
that is another situation
and a bridge that I'll cross
when I get to it.
I just want to lay one on you.
KISSING
Mm.
KAZ: Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm.
Oh, my gosh.
Mm...
It's OK. It was...
Mm...
You knew it was coming.
You knew it was that.
It's not that bad.
That was not fun to watch.
I didn't like watching it.
Will I watch it again? Mm... no.
I was literally
sitting there like, "Argh!"
That wasn't that bad.
Mate, was it?
Nah, it wasn't that bad.
It's not bad.
It wasn't that bad.
It's just not nice to see,
especially as we've kind of
overcome that situation as well.
It's almost like
we're taking another step back.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm...
Mm...
Lads, we need to win.
TEXT ALERT
It's definitely at least 24 hour.
At least.
What, a whole day?!
Jake told me the other day 62 hours.
Why did he get that from?
Cos he looks confused.
You said it was,
like, 60 hours, didn't you?
What?!
Yeah. It was, like...
Yeah. It was, like...
That's mad!
Send it, send it.
85 hours.
28 hours.
Send it. Yeah, sent. It's done.
Yeah, do it.
TEXT ALERT
THEY GASP
Yay! Oh, it's us!
"Answer, 59 hours." Girls win!
WHOOPING
How many hours?
59 hours.
Oh, we should have said 60.
Do Moving Mad Max.
We all know who that is.
Yeah?
Moving Mad Max.
OK, could we go with
Moving Mad Max, please?
I'm scared. What is it?
"Three-way kiss with the guy
and the girl of your choice."
Oh, my God.
Guy and girl...
Ooooh!
That's a good one.
That is a cracking one.
Clarisse?
Yes? Clarisse.
OK, babes.
Liam.
Oh, Liam, lucky guy!
WHOOPING
Lads, whatever happens, happens.
We'll deal with that
back at the villa,
but for now, let's enjoy ourselves
and the remaining time here.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Is it head versus heart?
Yeah. Head's saying it was fine,
kissing her.
It was just a kiss. Three kisses.
Heart is telling me, you know...
.."You do have...
something there for Millie."
Whey...
Your head just thought,
"You'll just done it three times
with Lillie."
Had to be sure.
LAUGHTER
# 30 under 30 for another year
# I can barely go outside
I think I hate it here... #
That was fine.
The cheers can suck his dick,
but apart from that...
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah.
No, I didn't mention
the three-way kiss.
You didn't mention it?
LAUGHTER
I'm not gonna lie and say
that it didn't hurt a little bit.
Obviously, it's not nice to see.
We're moving in a direction,
and if I let that bother me,
then I'm not quite over it
like I say I am.
You look fuming.
He looks like he wants to cry...
which is good.
TEXT ALERT
Ooh...
That's gonna be high.
LIBERTY LAUGHS
I've done it.
I've done it.
I've done it.
I have.
I've definitely done it.
I haven't done it, to be fair.
Mate, I'd go 30%, personally.
What do you think?
30? Yeah? 30?
I'm happy with that.
Cool.
30.
Yeah? Send.
TEXT ALERT
Yes!
TEXT ALERT
Oh, draw, yes!
It's a draw!
CHEERING
"Both teams win a clip."
What was the answer?
46.
Oh... impressed.
Go Fast & Furious?
Fast & Furious.
Fast & Furious.
Fast & Furious...
Let's go!
Yeah, I love this film.
We did, like, the massage,
it was really nice...
Oh, no! ..and then the lights,
like, went down...
LAUGHTER
You really did get down to business!
Just went under the covers
and did a little bit of foreplay.
It was very hot. And then
it was over, like, quite quickly.
LAUGHTER
That's a good one.
It's been a while, bro,
it's been a while.
Oh, mate, it's just all come out.
We knew that Fast & Furious
was gonna be me or him.
All Millie's got to do
is walk past me and I'm done.
LAUGHTER
Do you want the Teddy one, Faye?
Yeah, because he's come off
as such a nice guy,
so there's obviously something.
Can we have Teddy Player One,
please?
Teddy Player One?
Snog the guy you're most
attracted to. Oh, my goodness.
Go on, do it, do your thing.
TEDDY: Oh, that wasn't even me.
OK, I'll just kiss Teddy.
No, yeah, she kissed me. Yeah.
She's seen this on the postcard.
APPLAUSE ON SCREEN
Is that it?
I'm technically single,
like, I am officially single.
So it'd be wrong for me
not to see what could happen.
If I said, like... come and stay
with me, what would you say?
I'd say, I'm not sure because,
you know, love has been in the air.
Ooh.
Fair enough.
There's sexual attraction.
I'm pretty sure I'm not
the only person that realises that
in this conversation right now.
And it's a problem.
I don't trust you.
I just love the fact that it was
VERY like someone
didn't do ANYTHING wrong over there.
Yeah.
At least I admitted to it, but...
Mm.
He was, though.
I was, though.
Mr Nice Guy. Uncle Ted.
Do you know what,
get your sandals on and fuck off.
GIRLS LAUGH
Did you hear what she just said?
Yeah.
Bro, don't deepen that at all, man.
Don't deep it, bro.
I am, cos I can hear
what she's saying.
Cos that's Faye,
she wanted you to hear.
That's what she wanted.
There was nothing for me to say.
I think she's just justifying
the Sam situation.
Yeah.
Yeah. Mate, there was nothing there.
Did he not tell you any of that?
No.
He literally told me he didn't even
speak to anyone over there.
Yeah, he told me that
he didn't speak to anyone,
he slept with my teddy every night
and slept outside.
At least I was honest.
I said that I moved mad onto Sam.
At the end of the day,
I didn't get into bed with anyone.
I had chats,
I'm a flirtatious person.
If nothing happened between
them two, what's there to tell?
Do you know what I mean?
That he was sexually attracted
to her would have been great.
As far as I was aware,
he was sleeping outside in a tepee
with my teddy.
But, no, he was sexually attracted
to someone,
didn't know if he could trust
sharing a bed with someone.
Cool.
Prick.
TEXT ALERT
Oh, I know this.
Clarisse literally said it to me
the other day. It's ten minutes.
Oh, she did. I was in that
conversation. 20 seconds.
I heard this before,
someone said this. 20 seconds.
If you're wrong, you're wrong, bro.
It doesn't matter. They know.
TEXT ALERT,
GIRLS CHEERING
TEXT ALERT
Oh!
"Answer, 20 seconds."
ALL CHEERING
He was in the conversation with us,
Matt. You remembered.
Read it out.
"Answer, 20 seconds. It's a draw.
"Both teams win a clip."
What are you thinking? Obviously,
he wants to get one up on Kaz now,
cos he looks like shit.
That's what I was saying.
So we're gonna go with Kaz-T-away.
Castaway!
Castaway!
Cast? Oh! Castaway.
I thought it was "Kaz-T-Way".
That's what I thought.
Castaway.
OK, let's go, then.
Let's hit it.
GROANING FROM SCREEN,
LAUGHTER
And just hip thrust.
Is that what I sound like?!
LAUGHTER
Is that right?
It's good. OK.
Feel the burn.
I do feel the burn!
LAUGHTER
I feel more than a burn!
Oh, my gosh.
I look fit!
To good times, good people,
and good memories again. Cheers.
You having a drink?
LAUGHTER,
CHEERING
Go on, the boy.
GIRLS LAUGH
That's my girl!
Go on, Kaz.
What's that?
Who's that? Chloe.
LAUGHTER
CHLOE: I was watching for ages.
LAUGHTER
Oh, that whole thing was funny.
Could we have The Jake Escape,
please?
Are you shitting yourself?
Yeah.
What the fuck? Lucky Jake Escape?
She's my girlfriend,
at the end of the day.
This is the funniest thing ever.
It's great.
Jake Escape.
You boys are all single men.
None of you have a label on you.
And I think a label
cements that thing.
With me, it definitely cemented that
thing, so if I was in your shoes,
seeing Lib and that,
I'd be thinking, "Fuck it."
If I got something better,
do you know what I mean,
I'm gonna chat to 'em
and get to know 'em a bit more.
It's a lifetime opportunity.
Once in a lifetime.
Hang on, why are you guys
trying to convince me
to sleep in bed with this lady?
I'm not convincing you, bruv.
I'm literally...
Teddy, do you trust yourself?
It's a lads' holiday, mate,
you don't wanna be out there
on your own.
Oh, thanks, Huges (!)
Oh. Cheers, Hugo.
On a lads' holiday
and you have not got a girlfriend,
you're doing bits,
if you have not got a girlfriend.
I'm telling you now...
Oh, that's bad.
I think you need a one-on-one chat
with Lillie first. I do, yeah.
FAYE: Oh, fuck. Fuck off, Jake.
You joking?
Pull her for a chat.
What have you got to lose?
There's nothing wrong with that,
bruv.
So you're gonna go out
and pull Lillie.
Oh, my God.
How was the smooch?
She's a good kisser.
Was it a snog?
No, it was a snog, yeah.
Tongues? Tongues, yeah.
Good lad!
"Good lad"?!
BOYS LAUGH NERVOUSLY
"Oh, you're all like sisters to me."
I hope no-one treats your fucking
sister like you've treated us, then.
Cos you'd be fucking livid, Jake.
Do you think...
Do you think it's all me, yeah?
Do you think it's all me?
Don't give a fuck. Fucking hell.
It's your words,
coming out of your mouth.
Oh, I'm not gonna say anything here.
My blood's boiling now.
# You watch your back
I'm watching mine too
# If you buy me
Then I'll buy you back too
# No matter what you say or you do
# No, you can never do
The things that I do. #
Do you know what?
That's the most shocking for me.
That's shocking, for me.
That's heart-wrenching for me.
Jake's in it,
"Oh, you're my big sister.
"You guys are my sisters in here."
And he's basically telling the guys
to throw their Twix
down a fucking alleyway.
You know how it is, mate,
you know how it is.
Mate, we all know how it was, mate.
In these times, we come together.
Exactly. You know how it is, mate.
That's what we were thinking
Casa Amor was like,
and then you're just seeing it.
Don't let him know you're annoyed.
No, I'm not. Poker face.
Poker face. Not fucking bothered.
TEXT ALERT
THEY CHEER
Well done, girls.
Thanks.
Doesn't feel like we've won much.
# No, you can never do
The things that I do. #
'Coming up...
'Faye lets fly.'
Stop being a child?
No, I don't want to speak to you,
because I'm being an adult
and I don't want to have
a conversation with you right now.
IAIN STIRLING: 'The Mad Movie
Challenge has left the Islanders
'angry, bitter and divided.
Or, as the critics would say,
' "It's a five-star hit,
my darlings!
' "I cannot wait for the sequel." '
# Fire, fire away
# Fire, fire away... #
Get me out of this fucking place.
Hm?
You don't, like,
mention sisters and stuff.
Do you know what I mean?
You don't... I'm going
into the house, mate. You don't...
There's no point feeling awkward.
They're all fucking - look at them,
shady as fuck. No-one's come over.
They've scurried off
like fucking ants.
Fuck off.
I'm removing myself, cos I'm
ready to explode. Yeah, course.
Right, just keep breathing, bro.
Keep breathing, bro.
My fucking blood's boiling,
I tell you.
All I've ever done
is give people advice and opinions.
What's right for them.
They can take it on board,
they can do what they want with it.
As simple as that. Everyone's
entitled to their own opinion.
If I was single, right,
and I didn't know what I wanted,
I'd be doing what I want
in Casa Amor. Which you would.
I never said, "Go and kiss her." I
said, "You do what you've gotta do."
Be true to yourself.
You would say to Millie as well,
"Go and be true to yourself."
Exactly, to find out what you want.
Yeah, and... that's how I see it.
But it's how THEY see it.
They see it in a whole
completely different light. Yeah.
And obviously girls have a different
opinion on the whole situation.
Yeah! What, is everyone just gonna
go Casa Amor and just say...
close themselves off and just...
That's what they expect. That's what
they thought. Yeah, I know.
They thought they were gonna
go to Casa Amor and just fucking...
all the lads would just be like,
"No, no, no, no." Come on.
Yours was funny as fuck.
Mine was ridiculous.
You put a middle finger at me?
Are you being serious?
Do you know how childish
that is, Faye?
Do you know how childish you are,
hon?
Do I look like I give a fuck? No!
Do I want you to sit on
my middle finger? Yes!
Faye...
Are you being serious?
LIAM: That's Faye. I said to Millie,
"Why does she always do it?"
She said, "That's Faye." I said,
"Yeah, but there comes a point
"where just being Faye
fucking pisses people off." Mm.
Can't keep doing this, where you
keep shouting across your opinions.
Does it all the time.
Let him explain himself
before jumping the gun every time.
She's gonna keep pushing
and pushing people away.
She's gonna keep
pushing people away. Yeah.
Oh, no.
Are you OK?
OK. Spit it out.
OK, so this is exactly how I feel.
So, first clip - I know it's
early days, 100%, that's fine.
But, for me,
that was like my worst nightmare.
Don't be fucking silly.
No, I don't cry, I don't cry.
Don't cry, then.
I don't cry.
Don't cry.
No, I'm not.
Lib, you don't need to cry,
because you're beautiful.
No, but, listen, like...
I don't even think about looks,
so I do, literally,
my personality, that is me.
But, like, hearing, obviously,
the fact that your boyfriend,
when he first saw you,
didn't wanna rip your clothes off
and didn't really think
you was fit or attractive,
is not the easiest thing to hear.
It's not ideal, no.
Like, "I don't wanna
rip her clothes off."
Sexual chemistry doesn't come
always straightaway,
no matter how fit you are.
So don't put that down.
Obviously, at the beginning...
Do you want him to meet you
and just think,
"I wanna rip your clothes off"?
No, the boy liked you from day one
cos of how much he rated you.
Yeah. And now he can't
fucking keep his hands off you.
He's literally besotted by you.
Cos when I first saw Jake,
I thought he was fit as anything.
But to hear that your boyfriend,
that you absolutely
fancy the pants off,
just to hear that
he didn't feel the same...
This is something I have to,
you know, deal with.
You're valid in raising any
fucking thing. None of it was great.
None of it was great.
None of it you wanted to see.
If you're feeling a type of way,
let him explain himself, 100%.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Teddy's moods range
from chilled to cool as a cucumber,
'while Faye's moods range from
' "Is there smoke
coming out of that volcano?"
' to "Where did Pompeii go?"
'And by the looks of Faye right now,
it's time to evacuate!
'Women and children first!'
What was I supposed to say
about the Clarisse chat?
There was nothing there.
You need to let her cool down.
She's a hothead, like.
You know that about her.
Yeah. Fuck it, though, man.
HE EXHALES
Why am I getting the middle finger?
Why are you talking to me?
Why am I getting the middle finger?
Stop being a child. Talk.
Stop being a child?
No, I don't wanna speak to you,
because I'm being an adult
and I don't wanna have
a conversation with you now.
You wanna put a middle finger at me?
I fucking do.
That's being an adult?
I don't give a shit
if it's adult or not. If
I wanna give you the middle finger,
I'll give you the fucking middle
finger. Don't speak to me, then.
Don't come up to me, then.
All right, cool. Cool. Cool.
Faye thinks that, to me,
is worth...
is worth a lot more
than whatever we have.
Come chat to me, babe.
Yeah.
To be fair,
that's probably quite good.
He can try and defuse her.
Yeah.
It's probably a good thing.
Wouldn't want
to have a fucking conversation
with a child anyway. Surely.
Fucking idiot.
Creating drama out of nothing, mate.
DALE: What are you pissed about?
Tell me.
I'm pissed about
the whole fucking thing.
Dunno why she's reacting like that.
There was nothing
that came up in that clip
of me and Sam
that Teddy didn't already know.
Mm-hm. I'd already told Teddy
all that shit. Mm-hm.
So, for me, cool.
Did Teddy come back once
and say that he was
sexually attracted to someone? No.
He didn't.
He told me that he slept outside
with my teddy every night
in the fucking tepee.
Because, do you know what?
That makes him look like
a really great fucking guy.
Oh, he kissed Clarisse
because it was a dare.
Cool.
But clearly there was a conversation
that was had with that dare.
But that Clarisse situation...
Mm.
Unless I've missed something,
I don't know why
that is enough to be mad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's true.
She's asked if there was anything
else she should know about Casa.
My response was, "No."
If I did something,
I'll tell you about it.
Yeah, of course. Like,
give me a reason why you're pissed,
and I'll be like,
"Mm, OK, I understand." But that?
Yeah, yeah.
There is no action there whatsoever,
so what's she being annoyed about?
Exactly.
I asked him how his time was
in Casa Amor. Just say,
"I had a really nice time, Faye,
and I had a sexual attraction."
Do you remember every conversation
you had with Sam and me? Yeah.
Every single one?
Pretty much. I don't think
there was anything untoward in them.
That's your shit.
I can't voice on anybody's...
I can't voice on...
I'm upset more...
I'm upset more by Jake.
He can chat all the shit he wants
to the boys and hype them up,
but it's the boys
that are gonna go and do it.
Yeah, but why is Jake
hyping them up?
He wouldn't be fucking saying it
to his sister's boyfriend.
Don't... Sister's... Nah, but...
Cos that's what he said.
I didn't put words in his mouth.
Nobody's boyfriend and girlfriend.
I didn't ask him
to call me his sister.
I know, but nobody's
boyfriend and girlfriend.
No-one is, no.
There's a fucking reason for that,
and that screen up there
is exactly the fucking reason
why I don't wanna be
someone's fucking girlfriend.
Oh, mate.
OK? Touche? Fucking right.
I'm done with this conversation.
Cos you're pissing me off as well.
Don't fucking come at me.
Fucking fall out with
all you pricks if I need to.
Oh, my God. Control your emotions.
Where's your mind right now?
Right now? Don't fucking know.
I didn't ask Jake to come in here
and call me his sister.
I didn't ask him to do that.
For me, Teddy was a fucking saint
in Casa Amor.
Yeah.
Teddy's a fucking liar.
I don't even wanna
listen to the girl, man.
You know
when he came back from Casa?
Like, the conversations
you guys had,
what are the bits that spun you
from that? Like, which bits?
The whole bit. I knew nothing.
I didn't know there was
a sexual attraction with Clarisse.
I didn't know he was considering
sharing a bed with Clarisse.
I knew fucking jack shit.
Yeah.
Dale's pissing me off as well.
They're all fucking pissing me off.
What's he saying?
DALE: Hey, I'm not pissed off.
No...
I just... I don't...
Do you know what it is?
Cos I'm always nice with you.
I know you are.
Cos we get on.
That's what I mean.
I would appreciate you...
Come on, just say it.
I'm just saying, like,
I only wanted a chat with you.
Yeah, we've had a chat.
Don't treat me like a fucking idiot
and walk away from me.
I walk away
when a conversation's done.
No point sitting there having
a conversation about fuck all.
Sound. Chat your chat.
There you go, then.
You're walking off.
I know. The same way you walked off!
Right, we're on a level.
DALE LAUGHS
Perfect.
You're a fucking child, man.
Shut up.
Faye!
What?
You're so good at comebacks.
Well, what the fuck? He walked away.
Don't fucking try and come over
here, having a go at me for walking,
when you fucking walk off.
He's not having a go at you.
Oh, hang on, here we go.
Another one? Come on, then.
What's your problem?
I'm fucking sick of it all.
Leave it, leave it.
OK, good. Nothing to say. Perfect.
Keep your mouth shut,
like you normally do. Ideal.
Sorry, what's your problem?
I've a lot to say.
I will fall out with
every single prick in this place.
'Coming up...
'Tempers are boiling over.'
You look like a two-faced prick!
# The night is young
But so am I
# Ain't gonna be here too long
Best enjoy the ride... #
IAIN STIRLING:
'It's been a busy night for Faye.
'So far, she's screamed at Jake,
given Teddy the finger,
'insulted Matt and sworn at Dale.
'Faye's just taking
a well-earned break,
'so while she reapplies her lippy
and prepares to go again,
'let's find out what
Liam and Millie made of Mad Movies.'
OK?
Yeah. Obviously, that, erm,
wasn't very nice to see.
No, I know.
I... You know,
I've spoken to Lillie.
Lillie has told me possib...
Like, I mean, she's not gonna
hold back from the worst,
so she's told me the worst,
in a sense, do you know what I mean?
I've made this decision
to go forward,
and if I'm just gonna
live in the past and, you know...
Obviously, I know what's happened.
Seeing it's not great,
but for us to move forward,
I can't just be dwelling
on something that's happened.
No. Obviously, I'm sorry
you had to see that, but I'm glad...
That means a lot to me,
you thinking that way. Yeah.
For us to move forward, we can't
keep thinking about what's happened.
No.
So I appreciate that a lot.
In a relationship,
when there's things that go wrong,
if you hang onto those things,
then it's never going to work.
So I'm not about to do that.
I don't want to let that bother me.
No kissing.
Can I kiss you on the cheek?
Yeah. Course you can.
And on the head. Yeah.
So I can kiss you anywhere
on the body, apart from your lips?
But maybe... maybe we'll be able
to have a cuddle in bed tonight.
Aww!
SHE LAUGHS
Maybe. See how I feel
at the end of the night.
Thank you.
Jake, do you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah.
# I have a fear
Of getting close... #
We'll go down there on the sunbed.
# But I don't know why
# I hate it when you go
# But I need my downtime... #
How you feeling? You all right?
Not really.
Definitely not all right.
With what?
Faye.
Yeah, but forget all about that.
What's my priority now
is to see if you're all right. Mm.
This is probably, like, the biggest
thing for me to say to anyone,
because I don't literally
say this to anyone,
and this is probably
the most vulnerable
that you will ever see me
in my whole life.
This is so hard for me to say.
Don't get upset.
What you getting upset for?
Don't get upset.
What you getting upset for, hm?
Mm... Because it's so hard
to get out, what...
sometimes, how I feel.
I know that I'm probably not, like,
a supermodel, or this, or that,
and that's why I always lead
with my personality and stuff,
so to hear you say, like,
"I don't wanna rip her clothes off,
"I don't know if the attraction
is 100%," fucking hurt.
Like, I wouldn't
have made you my girlfriend
and spent every single day with you
to not pursue anything, would I?
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
If you're always gonna
live in the past,
then how are you gonna move forward
in the future?
Lib, remember,
I didn't know anything about you.
But, like, it did hurt me,
that's all I'm saying.
You're my girlfriend.
I wanna take you home to my family.
You're my future.
I don't know what more, like...
what I can say to you
for you to realise that...
I made you my girlfriend
before Casa Amor,
because I knew I'm 100% into you.
Mm-hm.
Would you ever
make someone your boyfriend
if you didn't wanna
rip their clothes off?
No.
Mm-hm.
Would you ever want a future
with someone you don't fancy? No.
It says in the label,
"boyfriend and girlfriend"...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I know that Jake would not
do anything to disrespect me.
I know he's a loyal person.
But I am not gonna lie to myself -
like, it did make me have doubts.
'Right, Faye's had a quick time-out,
'the lippy's been reapplied
and she's good to go again.
'Round two. Fight!'
Teddy fucking knew
every single thing.
None of that,
none of what I'd done
came as a fucking surprise
on that screen.
None of it.
No.
Where is he?
I don't give a fuck.
On his flight on the way home,
I hope.
FAYE SHOUTING
Where the fuck is Teddy?
Fucking hell.
Have you chatted?
No.
And do you know what?
Don't wanna chat to you.
Don't wanna talk to you,
don't wanna hear your voice,
don't wanna look at your face.
# Should I spell it out for you... #
You question why I don't want
to be people's girlfriends?
What was played in front of my eyes
is exactly why I don't want
to be someone's fucking girlfriend.
The thing is I get you, babe,
I can't lie.
Argh!
And I feel like it's a donkey
on its last fucking legs.
I might put a couple more
fucking sacks on its back,
but it's about to crumble.
You done shouting?
No, not yet.
Do you want to actually speak?
No. Don't know
what you're talking about.
If I was you,
I would just keep walking, Teddy.
Oh, shit.
What?
Teddy's there.
I have absolutely fuck all
to say to you, so just keep walking.
But you can speak to everyone else?
Yes, I will.
If I want to speak to
everyone else about my problems
and not you, guess what?
But it's OUR problem.
It's not OUR problem,
it's a you problem,
cos I have no problems.
Everything shown on that fucking TV
screen was... I'd already told you.
So I have no problems in this.
I haven't got a problem with you.
I've got a problem with you, though.
Obviously.
So it's a you problem.
Obviously you do.
So talk about it,
rather than doing that.
You could have told me
all of that shit...
FAYE SHOUTING
I asked you to walk off,
so keep walking.
If you don't want to hear it,
keep going.
I do wanna hear it,
that's why I'm stood here.
Oh!
I don't wanna
fucking speak to you right now,
cos I don't want to scream at you,
because...
Scream at me?
I want to speak to you, so...
But I don't want to speak to you!
Because right now,
you look like a two-faced prick.
I look like a two-faced prick?
I want nothing to do with you.
Everything that was shown of me
on that fucking screen, you knew.
Everything that was shown of you
on that fucking screen,
I knew jack shit. Everyone else
knew. Oh, everyone else knew?
Yeah. But me.
What was there to know?
The screen, Teddy. The fucking
screen. What was there to know?
Everything on that screen was
what I didn't fucking know, Teddy.
You are a twat, honestly.
Yeah, OK, I'm a twat.
What, because I told you the truth
and you told me jack shit of...
So I lied to you? I lied to you? No.
Yeah, you didn't fucking tell me
the truth, did you?!
No, I didn't lie to you. You
didn't fucking tell me the truth!
Exactly, I didn't lie to you.
Fuck off.
You're an idiot.
Yes, I am.
For fucking believing your shit.
Fuck off.
How are you feeling, bruv?
I'm good.
Yeah?
I'm so good. Fucking hell.
You spoke to her, then?
Yeah, she's an idiot. Huh?
How am I the bad guy here?
I... Honestly, you know,
someone needs to tell me.
I'm trying to understand it.
I'm really, really
trying to understand it,
but it makes it very, very difficult
when you are being treated like
a piece of shit on someone's shoe.
# I'm not a saviour
# But I ain't no traitor... #
'Coming up,
the war of words continues.'
If you wanna speak about
my reaction based on your actions,
you can fuck off.
IAIN: 'Liberty's upset that Jake
didn't wanna rip her clothes off.
'My wife ripped my clothes off
the other day.
'Then she went to the garden
and burned them.
'She never was a fan of my Fruit of
the Loom tie-dye oversized onesie.'
How are you feeling?
What's going on?
I didn't wanna be like, to Jake,
"Hang on a minute -
"I'm fucking sexy.
What's your problem?"
If he didn't feel like that,
I can't force someone
to find me attractive.
It's not that.
That's not the point.
It's the realisation
of him being your boyfriend,
fucking saying at one point he
didn't wanna rip your clothes off.
He should have come over
and reassured you and been like,
"Lib, I obviously
can't keep my hands off you,
"you're my fucking girlfriend."
Mm...
That was just missing.
Yeah.
He should fucking know that,
as a grown man,
that any girl
who hears that their boyfriend
doesn't want to rip their clothes
off, d'you know what I mean?
But, Chlo, like... Are you just
questioning his intentions?
I'm questioning, like,
a few things. Like...
But even if
you didn't have insecurities,
any girl would feel insecure
about that. Yeah.
Guys, can I join your chat?
Yeah, of course you can.
Course, babes. Sit down.
Of course you can.
'Jake's reaction was...'
I think it spoke volumes, because
his priorities are not with Lib.
Lib feels like shit.
One thing I've learned
from past experience,
if you don't address it now,
it'll come up in a month.
You need to address it, because if
it's on your mind, it'll get worse.
You need to squish it now.
Sometimes, I do feel like
my own boyfriend don't like me.
The thing is, though,
you've gotta think, like,
you are beautiful, Lib.
You honestly...
You're stunning.
You are stunning.
That is a universal
not-nice thing to hear. Yeah.
'I know you've been
enjoying our series
'of intellectually stimulating
Ted Talks, and tonight,
'we're proud
to present a special edition -
'Ted Talks
While Faye Shouts At Him.'
I ain't interested.
OK. I'm gonna go now.
All right, baby.
# I wore my heart paper-thin... #
Wanna go sundeck?
Yeah, let's go.
# Felt these walls crumbling
# Always questioning the high
# Never felt quite right
# I'm reaching out like satellite
# I lost myself into the night
# Chasing sorry with goodbye... #
Regardless of what was shown,
what was said,
I know my worth, and, for me,
this is... this is done.
OK, here you go. There you go.
Perfect.
Honestly, this is done for you...
Yeah.
..and...
..if you think speaking to me
like that is cool, yeah?
I asked you to walk away.
No, no, no, no,
cos you're gonna try
and diffuse the situation onto me,
and that's fine,
cos actually, I'm cool with that.
No, I'm not, I'm not.
Cos I know who I am as a person.
But I did ask you to walk away
on many occasions.
What did I do, Faye? What did
you do? What exactly did I do?
OK, so you had a sexual connection
with Clarisse.
I didn't have a sexual connection
with Clarisse.
You didn't trust
sharing a bed with her.
If I had a s... I... What?!
So, please... No, no, no. OK.
..please illiterate.
Because I would LOVE to know.
OK.
Mm-hm. Go.
Sexual connection with Clarisse?
Mm...
No, that wasn't the case.
Did those words leave your mouth?
The second thing is...
Did those words leave your mouth?
Let me finish.
No, no, I just asked you a question.
Did those words leave your mouth?
What?
That you had a sexual connection
with Clarisse? No.
Mm... I said,
"I find you sexually attractive."
OK, "sexually attractive",
"sexual connection" -
pot-ay-to, pot-ah-to in this word,
in that, like, it is what it is.
Faye, Faye, I find a lot of people
sexually attractive. Mm.
Your conversation with Sam
pissed me off,
so I get why you're pissed off.
No, you don't, but OK.
What is this?
Do you want me to speak,
or do you just wanna
put words in my mouth?
Go ahead, please, continue,
cos I'd love to hear
your bullshit (!)
All right, look, Faye, I'm not...
do you know what,
I'm not gonna sit here
and take a lot more shit from you,
when I actually did nothing.
Cool.
Girls came back to you from Casa
and told you nothing happened. Yeah.
And you still believe from a clip
that something happened.
Look, I'm not shy about the fact
that I found
all six of those girls
in Casa attractive. Yeah, cool.
If I didn't give a shit about you,
I would've got into bed with her.
Unless I'm fucking thick,
and unless you're a mime,
that was you on that screen.
I know it was me.
Oh, it WAS you? That's good to know.
So it was you?
What are you screaming about?
It was you?
You're acting like I'm denying it.
What are you screaming about?
You never told me. You never told me
that actually was gonna come out.
You know what,
what really pisses me off
is that you wanted
to do the girlfriend thing.
Yeah, I did.
And you know what really annoys me?
Is my gut was saying
there was something not right,
and there's something why
you don't want to be a girlfriend.
And I'll tell you something
that it is, is that fucking screen.
It's that? Great, then.
So I am really glad
that that screen came out tonight,
because it tells me
a lot about you.
Faye, if you don't wanna believe
that I give a shit about you...
I'm less pissed off
about what you saw.
I'm more pissed off
about the way that you've reacted.
Oh, I'm done with this conversation.
If you want to speak
about my reaction to your actions,
you can fuck off,
because my reactions...
Look at you,
you're speaking to me like shit.
It's only based on
your fucking actions, so fuck off.
All right.
I'm not fucking off anywhere.
If you didn't
fucking do your actions,
I wouldn't have even reacted.
OK.
You stupid, stupid boy.
Fuck off.
# Fighting my way to the end
# Cos I can't forget
That I'm alive again. #
What the fuck happened there?
Bro, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's just done, it's just so done,
it's unreal.
I'm just like...
How could I not...
You're innocent.
..see this, like?
Like, if I never speak to him again,
then that's cool.
There's no coming back?
There's no coming back, no.
She was always finding an excuse
to somehow walk away from
this situation, is the way that...
And that's probably
what hurts the most.
# Saying I'll come back
# Might make it easier to leave
# Need to run free for a while
I need some time to grieve... #
LIAM: Ooh!
SHE GIGGLES
# I see years go by... #
It was too good to be true anyway.
# And it scares me sometimes
# I'm so afraid to live wrong... #
FAYE SNIFFLES
# No, I don't wanna lie
# Just tell me what do you do
When you love someone
# But you feel like you can't go on
No, you can't go on... #
Mad scenes, my man, mad scenes.
# You float apart
And you're falling apart inside... #
Good night, boys.
Love you.
Love you, too, man.
You guys sleep well.
I love you, brother.
Love you, too.
Got your back.
Thank you, man.
# And I could keep on telling lies
# Say everything's
Gonna be all right
# But I think it's fair to say
We've tried
# I think it's fair to say
We've tried
# What do you do
When you love someone
# But feel like you can't go on
No, you can't go on?
# What do you do
When you love so hard
# That you just
You float apart
# And you're falling apart inside?
# What do you do
When you love someone
# But feel like you can't go on
Oh, no, you can't go on?
# What do you do
When you love so hard
# That you just
You float apart
# And you're fallin' apart
# You fall apart
Yeah, you fall apart. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'On Sunday night...'
TEXT ALERT
'..big news has the villa rocking.'
JAKE: "Islanders,
it's time to get up and go,
"as you'll be spending a day
at the Island Vibes Club.
"Please get ready
to leave the villa."
CHEERING
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.