Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 39 - Episode 34 - full transcript

MUSIC: 'Crank That (Soulja Boy)'
by Soulja Boy Tell'em

# Soulja Boy, I tell 'em... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island...

'..the heat was on in Paradise.'

# Crank that Soulja Boy
You!

# Crank that Soulja Boy... #

You think I haven't been trying,
I think you haven't been trying.

Yeah, there you go.

I just can't shake that feeling
with her. OK.

'And you had your say.'

"Two boys and two girls
will be going home tonight.



"Who goes and who stays will be
decided by your fellow Islanders."

ECHOES: 'Tonight...

'..four Islanders...

'head for home.'

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'Last night,
you chose your favourite couples.'

# The house is burning
Better run for cover... #

'The least popular,
and therefore vulnerable,

'were Sam and Mary,
Tyler and Clarisse

'and Hugo and Amy.

'The public had some particularly
harsh words for Hugo and Amy.

' "I don't see any evidence
of romance whatsoever,"

'said a Mr Hugo Hammond,
a PE teacher from Hampshire.

'It's now up to
the rest of the Islanders



'to save one boy and one girl.'

# The house is burning
Better run for cover... #

TEXT ALERT

"Boys, you must now decide
which girl to save."

# I see you when the night falls

# But never
When the light breaks through... #

TEXT ALERT

"Girls, you must now decide
which boy to save."

# I'm calling out to you

# I need you to save me... #

OK, who shall we start with?

She's a nice girl. I mean, she...
you know, we get on well.

From the day
he walked into this villa,

I genuinely was, like,
at my happiest.

He's had a lot of opportunity...
Yeah. Yeah.

..to find someone.

You can count he's got your back.

Like, so it's hard
to not keep giving him chances.

# I'm calling out to you... #

She's a lovely girl, yeah, but...

she's not the same girl she was
in Casa Amor.

I don't think he has been given
a proper chance... No.

..but... there's...

I feel like there's someone else
who deserves that bigger chance.

This is my only comfort,
she's an amazing girl.

It would be, like,
kind of a travesty.

# I feel when the night falls... #

It's just gonna be hard
to see him go,

if he does go, you know?
Yeah.

He's got so much potential.

We've gotta go what we got on
what we all know together... Yeah.

..we know the girls from Casa Amor,
you boys don't.

Look at that.

So, have we all come to a decision?

Yeah.

Wow.
We're done.

# Oh, it's a high
I can't come down from

# It runs electric in my veins... #

The boys would like
to save this girl because...

she is a bubbly character
around the villa.

Yeah, it was a really hard decision
cos you're all amazing girls,

but, erm, ultimately,
we just kind of...

see her continuing that happiness
with everyone.

So, the girl the boys
have decided to save is...

# And when the lights go down
And the music starts

# Can you feel it now
To the beat of your heart... #

Mary.

# Hold my breath
Until lips do part

# Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?

# It's just the start

# Oh, it's just the start... #

The girls would like
to save this boy because...

although his journey may not have
been as straightforward as others,

we do believe he is on the right
path to finding true happiness.

# Every bruise and break
Was worth it... #

He has been part of many highs
in this villa

and also a few lows,

and we can honestly say the villa
wouldn't be the same without him.

As well as that, we do believe
that there's someone in the girls

that does deserve that happiness
as well,

and to be able to find that love.

# And I am restless

# It keeps me breathless

# And sets a fire in my soul... #

So, the boy that the girls
have decided to save is...

# It makes me needy
And keeps me greedy

# I fear the fire that I know. #

..Tyler.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Which means Sam,
Clarisse, Amy and Hugo

'are dumped from the villa.'

# The devil's in the basement
In my home... #

"Huges", babe, come here.

# A flight of stairs... #

Gonna miss you lots.
Oh, angel!

I'm right there with you,
I'm right there with you.

I've not known Clarisse that long,
but we are literally like this.

I feel like she's like
my best friend,

so it's a sad night tonight.

Obviously, I'm so grateful
to be here, but it is bittersweet.

Day one... Oh, bro,
I'm gonna miss you so much.

Oh, boys!

We've had a good run,
haven't we, eh?

Well done.

Brother.

Look after her.
Don't do the same thing twice, 'ey?!

We had our differences,
and we had our little thing.

Our little tiff.

But you know what?
He's an all right guy.

Tell you what, though,
it's been class.

I don't want to rip it, though,
do you know what I mean?

Sam's a very genuine person.
I love him.

He is an absolute character.

Sorry, girlies.
Oh, God, don't apologise!

It's how the cookie crumbles,
you know?

Amy made me cry with laughter.

I was a bit jealous,

cos she could make some
super-cool facial expressions

that I couldn't make
cos I've got too much Botox!

It's not even me,
it's just Tyler, man.

Honestly, he's just fake,
do you know what I mean?

LIBERTY:
See you on the other side, babe!

TEDDY: Good luck on the outside.

CHLOE: Oh, you're leaving!

Seeing Hugo go... I know
he'll be fine, he'll be so fine.

It's just, like,
gonna be really weird,

him not being here.
Why am I fucking crying?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We love you!

WHISTLING,
CHEERING

My main regret is just believing
the way Tyler was with me.

I wish I'd slept in a bed
on my own in Casa Amor every day,

but it's not like I'm gonna be
single forever, so...

It's a difficult one to take,
but at the same time, you know,

I'm happy to be going home,
and my journey has been what it is.

I've made some memories that
are gonna last a lifetime, so...

Literally,
I would not change a thing.

I'm a bit sad that my journey
has been cut short,

but short and sweet,
that's how I like it.

My search for love in there, erm...
HUGO LAUGHS

..tragic, is probably
the word for it!

Um... but I walk away
with my head held high.

I stayed true to myself, and
I look forward to the next chapter

in what life has in store
for Mr Hammond.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Coming up...
Tyler and Kaz get close.'

Promise?
Promise.

Pinky promise?
That is a pinky promise.

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's the end
of the road for Sam, Clarisse,

'Amy and Hugo.

'You might think Hugo never
found love, but that's not true!

'He loved the free accommodation,
he loved the free food

'and he fell head over heels...

'for the free toiletries.'

Jake, you know what...?
JAKE SIGHS

Ugh! You know what?
Tobe...

Even though me and Hugo wasn't on...

Even though we had
our little thing... Yeah.

..you're still attached
to the person, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, course you do.

He was true to himself
the whole time.

He was true to himself.
Never forced anything.

Never settled.
Never settled.

Unfortunately, he didn't find
the one, but you know what?

Outside... I think he,
I think he won't have a problem.

You know what I reckon? He'll fall
in love with a history teacher.

History?!
History teacher.

I think geography.
LAUGHTER

"Geography". "Geography"!

'Millie and Liam are happy
they're still here.

'Liam's even written
one of his poems about it.

'It goes...'

IN WELSH ACCENT:
' "I'm glad I'm still in the villa

' "With the girl I fancy
Mill... ah."

'He struggled to make
that last bit of rhyme, bless him.'

The fact that we are still here,
obviously, I am happy about

because it means we can work on it,
and I know that I've been very...

Would you say I've been off?
I don't know how to explain it.

Like, I've been very... No,
I completely respect you for that.

No, no, but I also feel like now we
need to sort of go forward together.

You still need to prove a lot to me.
I'll prove that every day.

I've also made the decision that
you can sleep in my bed tonight.

Aw!
But there's boundaries.

SHE GIGGLES

There's boundaries, OK?

Obviously, I've got my side,
you've got your side.

Definitely gonna be no cuddles
or kisses.

There's gonna be a line.

It's just that one step closer
to getting into the right place...

You need to respect my decision.
I completely respect your decision.

Yeah? Obviously I want you...

I want you to be
in the bed next to me,

cos I have been a bit lonely.

Aw, that makes me feel good.

I've missed you in my arms.
Mm, I know.

'I'm back in the big bed.'

I'm absolutely over the moon.
It means so much to me.

It's gonna be very difficult,
not cuddling and kissing,

but, you know, it's baby steps.
I gotta respect her decision.

But, yeah, I'm happy,
I'm gonna a good sleep tonight,

and I'm just looking forward to it.

Yo, Kaz, can I have a chat first?
Yeah, course you can. Yeah.

'Matt wants a word with Kaz.

'Now, the Irish are a nation
of hopeless romantics,

'so I'm guessing we're in
for a long, colourful speech

'full of passion, imagery,
hopes and dreams.'

MATT YAWNS
'This is gonna be special.

'Take it away, Matt.'

Yeah, we're done.

Huh?
We're done.

OK.
Yeah, I feel like...

You know what, um,
I feel like you've been kind of...

maybe lying a bit to yourself,
with saying, you know,

that the bond,
or the door is slightly ajar.

Like... it's not.

It's wide open.

I feel like that decision
was just certified.

I doubted myself, all right,

but I feel like it was just
the decision.

Happy to be friends, and that's it.

I do not think I have ever met a man
more fucking confusing in my life.

'That was the shortest conversation
I've ever had.'

I was so bamboozled.
I was flabbergasted.

I was discombobulated
by everything that he was saying

that I couldn't even make out
the last bits. I was in a haze.

This is how the conversation went,
OK? I'm Matt, you're me.

"Erm, we're done.

"I feel like..."
Huh?

Literally, he went, "We're done."
Huh?

Erm, he said,

"I feel like a decision was already
made, but I was doubting myself."

I don't even know if he said we can
be friends or we can't be friends.

I don't even know what he said.
And he goes, "Yeah..."

I don't get it.
Me neither.

I mean, I get it
and I don't get it.

I get it in the sense of, like, OK,

so we've saved Tyler
for your chance for true love.

So, obviously, he thinks your head
might be with Tyler.

But at the same time,

it doesn't mean
it's completely shut off with him.

I mean, is it?

I mean, now, yeah.

Yeah. Well, now, yeah. Yeah!

He said, "We're done," you know?

OK.
Yeah.

Wow.

OK, process.
Like...

Process. Process.

You know what? I can't...
Just go with your gut.

..figure people out.

It's a tough situation
to be in, babe.

I'm just gonna have to do me.

You're strong enough to get through
it, but it is a tough situation.

It's constant things
pointing everywhere.

Hi.
Hi, all.

Lib, let's go have a chat.

Oh, you don't want me?
No, it's just...

Cold? We'll have our chat
eventually, Kaz, don't worry.

Have a chat eventually.
Do you want this?

Sure.

Oh, I was hoping you'd say no!

Such a gentleman, aren't you?
Yeah.

Thank you so much.

SHE SIGHS

Mm!

What a night, eh?
Yeah, I know.

How are you feeling?
Happy I'm here. Happy I'm here.

That's why I wanted to talk to you,
anyway, just to say thanks.

Show my gratitude for you actually
keeping me here. Mm.

I know you played a big part
in that. Did I?

From the speech...

I wanted Hugo to stay. I mean, I
walked in on day one with him, so...

So it wasn't even your decision.
HE LAUGHS

But, erm... Yeah.

Cool. Happy I'm here.

Happy I'm with you.
Yeah.

Happy the door is ajar, yeah.

Just that little crack.
You're so...

What? No, I'm not saying...

"Just fling it open, Kaz.
Fling it open for me!"

No, I'm not expecting it
to just be open like that.

Do you know what I mean?
But it's...

It's something to build on.
Can we go back to what we were?

Potentially.

Yeah?
Mm.

My main thing is
I just want 100% trust and honesty.

Yeah, of course.
Obviously, trust will be built,

but I just want honesty.
Yeah, yeah, of course.

And I'll give you that.

Will you?
Yeah.

OK.
Promise.

Promise?
Promise.

Pinky promise.
That is a pinky promise.

We didn't do one of these before,
did we? No.

That is a pinky promise.
I don't break pinky promises.

Neither do I.
I take them very seriously.

Do you?

I feel like you're
trying to hold onto the pinky,

so you can have
some contact with me.

THEY LAUGH

Trying to pull the finger away,
like... No, no, take it seriously.

If I wanted contact with you,
I'd just touch your leg, no?

Just... Uh!
SHE GIGGLES

Uh! No, I'm a respectful person.

I don't even know what's going on
with you and Matt.

Before our, erm, chat...

Erm...

Yeah, he ended it tonight.
Really, what? Mm-hm.

Oh. His loss, then, innit?

I wanna get back
to what we were before.

I know it's gonna take a while,
obviously,

but I wanna get back to that.
And it's just as simple as that.

There is no situation
with Matt and Kaz, so on I march!

HE CHUCKLES

I was like,
"Yo, Kaz, let's go for a chat."

I was like, "So, yeah, we're done."
Fair play to you.

You've said how you feel, you may
as well just get to the point.

One thing for me
is honesty and integrity,

and she lied to me.

So we can be friends, whatever,
but we're done, and I walked off.

Not that I'm taking it
for granted or anything,

but we've got no obstacles
in front of us, like, other people.

Mm.
D'you know what I mean?

It's just literally a case of us...
Yeah.

..trying to get back
to where we was.

I mean, I don't know.
I was chatting to Dale earlier.

What?! Oh, piss off, Kaz.
You're taking the piss!

THEY CHUCKLE

"It's like old times, Kaz."
I don't wanna get carried away.

I don't wanna get carried away.
I don't wanna get carried away.

# What a brutal game

# To be half gone
To have half stayed... #

Aaah, bro!
Ah!

Could've been much different, innit?

# And I

# I may have said too much
I may have fucked it up... #

That's it for both of you.
We move forward. Yeah.

# And trust me, I've been hurting

# But I want it now
And I wanna learn... #

I have made the decision
to let Liam sleep in my bed.

Well, that's nice of you.
But no cuddles and no kisses.

OK. So it's a step
in the right direction.

That's really good!

But he just kept saying "thank you".
Aww!

# Water, water

# Water... #

It's an emotional roller-coaster
in here, lads.

Where are you tonight, Liam?

I'm in here tonight!

THEY CHEER

Still through there, guys.
But you're still here, baby girl,

and that's what matters.
But I'm still here.

# And I

# I may have said too much
I may have fucked it up

# But I

# I need you to take me there

# Won't you lead me to the water?

# Water

# Water, water. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Looking back,

'Casa Amor changed everything
in that villa.

'Before Casa Amor, Liam was
with Millie, Jake was with Liberty,

'Tyler was with Kaz, Teddy was with
Faye and Toby was with Chloe.

'Whereas now...
Well, that's that bit knackered!'

# Cos, girl, you know I love

# The way you put it on me
Oh, my

# I don't need FIFA
To come kick it, oh, no... #

HE YAWNS

Wakey-wakey!

Yes, Liam!
You're back in the room.

Back in the bed.
Back in the bed. Feels good.

# No dulling or sleeping, oh

# You like me, I like you, oh... #

Matthew.

Say "Top o' the morning!"
No!

Oh, come on!
Oh, no.

Millie!
Hi, Millie!

Top o' the morning to you.
Yeah!

Got it.

# No dulling or sleeping, oh
You like me, I like you, oh...

# No cap on my header, oh
You cross and I score the goal

# Bless oh, bless oh, bless oh

# When you roll with me, baby

# Everything blessed. #

And then, there were seven.

So, how are we all feeling today?

Yeah.
Obviously, it's bittersweet.

The girls I came in with,
they're gone now.

But, at the same time,
I'm just so grateful for the boys

that they've kept me here.
Yeah.

And I'm with you all a bit longer.

You're with us angels!
Yes, honey.

Tyler... obviously,
you had an eventful night.

Grateful that the girls saved me,
of course.

Yeah, how do you feel about that?
Mm, yeah.

Because obviously there's two
other boys and they went with you.

No disrespect to, you know,
the other boys at all,

but I'm grateful
that the girls saved me.

Had to tell both girls how I felt,
essentially, and that was that.

With the utmost of respect to you,
Matt, you know what I mean?

And, yeah, she says
she's obviously still open to it.

Ended it with Kaz straightaway
because, you know,

I felt like she lied to me,
and, you know,

she said the door
is slightly ajar for you,

but voting you back in,
no disrespect,

cos I like you as a guy and stuff,
that was a big decision,

so it showed there's more than,
you know...

Somebody lies to me,
integrity is number one for me...

Course, man. Respect you.

Hats off to you, man,
do you know what I mean? Respect.

You're me.
This is literally how it went.

OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm Matt.

Do you want to go for a chat?
Yeah, we're going for a chat.

We're sitting down,
we're having the chat.

We're done.
Oh, my God!

What?!
I can't make this shit up.

Yeah.
And then he walked off, yeah?

And then.. he left.

What the hell?!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Yeah, but I'm defo
staying on the daybeds tonight.

I've got my lovely Faye.

And, erm, every day, I get to
wake up with her, it's like a big...

It's a big moment for me,

cos obviously, I've had
this journey with her, so...

Yeah, and even waking up
this morning, youse are, like,

stuck to each other.
Yeah. Glued, man. Glued.

We are into each other.

Stop this child's play,
stop trying to get at each other,

and let's carry on being strong.

How do you feel about Teddy
and your connection right now?

You love him.

Do you wanna use the cliff analogy?
Where are you on the cliff?

Fucking going back down,
I've fucking retreated.

Oh, God.
What's going on?

It's so tough,
because I like him so much.

But it's little things,
like he likes jazz music.

I like Disney
and fucking old-school R&B.

He likes designer shit. I like
shopping in charity shops. Yeah.

The more he talks about it,
he's like,

"I can't wait to meet your family,"
and stuff.

I'll be honest,
I don't think he'll fit in

with my mum and dad and family.

He is so kind and such a lovely
person, and we are brutal.

When you're together,
you make compromises...

Like, you enjoy doing that
with that person...

You embrace the differences.

There's obviously always, like,
lumps in the road.

And they're just concerns
that maybe...

Maybe I shouldn't be
worrying about right now.

Maybe I should be more present
and be here with him. Yeah.

I keep saying that
he is an amazing person, and he is.

Yeah. And maybe I just think,
like... I'm not good enough for him.

ALL: No!
No way, Faye!

You're more than good enough.

I hate it when
you put yourself down like this,

because you're beautiful
inside and out.

You're such a strong woman.
Like, don't put yourself down, babe.

Never do that.
People will be lucky to have you.

I'm lucky to have you as a friend.

So someone will be lucky
to have you as a girlfriend.

Me and Teddy
have been going really well.

I really like Teddy,
I really like where we're going...

I want my next relationship
to be my relationship

that I'm gonna be in
for a long, long time,

and we need to make sure
that it's right for both of us.

And, right now, it's very difficult,

because I feel like
there's a lot of pressure,

and the G bomb scares me a lot.

I'm not gonna lie,
I usually hear nothing...

Oh! This one...
All I can hear was, like...

Chloe was like...
KAZ MOANS

Did you graduate?!

Did you do NVQ 2, though?

No. No?
Just NVQ 1s all round.

OK, fair.
Did you, like, sit half of the test?

No. Maybe, like...

I wrote my name on the paper, and
I was like, "OK, I'm gonna do it,"

and then I was like,
"No, Chloe, it's too soon!

"You're not ready."
You know what I mean?

I'm so ready, but I just
feel like I don't wanna...

Oh, my God, if you two go
in the Hideaway, you're fucked.

Yeah, yeah, game over.

Aw, no, honestly,
like, he's out of the doghouse.

I'm literally obsessed with him.
It's not even normal.

ALL: Aww!

That's amazing to hear.
He's obsessed with you!

Yeah, I literally am obsessed
with him.

I was playing at Upton Park.

One second, playing there,
next second, bam,

I'm in the Olympic Stadium.
Oh! Upgraded, upgraded. OK.

I'm thinking, "Fuck, I didn't know
this was happening tonight,"

you know what I mean?
Right, OK.

I was thinking, "Fuck!"
I was like...

"I like this place,
I like the Olympic Stadium,

"but don't you wanna go down
the road and go to Wembley?"

Fuck off!

"Don't you wanna go down the road
and go to Wembley?" No, you didn't.

She says, "I wanna play there."

"We'll play there one day.
But today's not today..."

Right, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah, respect that.

And I was like, "Come on,
they're shouting, 'Come on!'

"I'm gonna come on, aren't I?"
Yeah, yeah! You are gonna come on!

And then it went straight
to a one-all, and it was like...

I missed the feeling of playing,
you know? Yeah.

Like... As much as it, like...

you're with someone,
stuff, like playing a match,

brings you so much closer.
Oh, mate!

Me and Chloe, it's just...
We've gone up another step.

This morning is the happiest
I've been in this villa.

I'm in a sick position.
I'm so happy right now!

I'm so proud of you,
how far you've come.

You've blossomed into a fucking man.
You know what it is?

It's like a relationship
crash course in...

It is. Just learning everything
you would learn in, like, five years

in literally weeks.
It is.

I don't wanna fall to the pressure
of making her my girlfriend.

Just purely the fact that
we're here together... Yeah. yeah.

I wanna be like,
"I'll make you my girlfriend,

"not cos of all this stuff, but
cos me and you are in it together.

"You're my ride or die."
You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah.
Having that label is, like...

HE EXHALES SHARPLY
It's massive.

Yeah, all I'm gonna say to you is...
It's scary. It's scary.

I tell you what, having a girlfriend
is fucking brilliant.

You take everything
at your own pace, mate.

You do your own thing. Cos we're
in here, Tobe, to find love.

Come here, mate. I love you.

I love you. Love you, mate.
Love you, mate.

IAIN: 'Kaz is still so angry
at Matt's ridiculous suggestion

'that she fancied Tyler

'that she can barely concentrate
on flirting with Tyler!

'Matt, you should be ashamed
of yourself!'

You seem a lot...
I seem a lot?

..a lot more...

..a lot more yourself.

Me?
Yeah. A lot more sort of hap...

Mm-mm-mm, happier.
Aww! Yeah, happier, maybe.

Yeah. A little bit.

Do you miss sharing a bed with me?
Erm...

Even though I'm a shit sleeper?

Yeah.

Hopefully soon
we'll be in the same bed.

Do you wanna share a bed again?
Yeah, of course.

I miss you, babes.
I miss you, babes!

IAIN: 'Look, Dale's brought Mary
somewhere wet and cold!

'Which reminds me -

'I wonder if he'll take her
to meet his family in Glasgow.'

You've got nice lips.
Do you think?

I feel like I've got chunky lips
as well. Yeah, you have.

Look like a wee fish!
Very kissable.

If you could be a fish,
what fish would you be?

Mm, I dunno. I don't really know
my fishes, do you know that?

SHE LAUGHS
I feel like I'd be a piranha.

I'd be a dolphin, for sure.

What? Nah!

Don't think you're smart enough
to be a dolphin.

Give me some?

I've got none on.

Give me a kiss.

Pushing my glasses out.

Nut it!
Nut ya!

IAIN: 'These two are talking. Weird.
They've got nothing in common!

'Matt got dumped by a woman
on a reality TV show,

'whereas Abi got dumped by a man
on a reality TV show.

'Still, they do say
opposites attract.'

How are you doing?

I'm all right.
I'm, erm... Friend Island.

Same!

Yeah, it's nice, isn't it?
It's, erm...

I mean, there's worse places to be.

How are you feeling?
How's your head?

Obviously, it's been a bit
of a roller-coaster with you two.

Well, not roller-coaster.
Just up and downs.

No, "roller-coaster" is probably
a good way to describe it.

OK, yeah.
So, what's your plan of action now?

Just living life,
every day as it comes?

Living life, yeah. See what happens.

Babe, I'm literally
in the same place.

I'm not forcing myself
to do anything.

Obviously, everyone's coupled up
here at the moment anyway.

I feel like I'm just hoping
and praying

that the Love Island gods drop me in
my perfect bombshell.

Breathe in the positivity.
Breathe in.

Breathe out the negativity.

I am feeling positive,
I'm feeling happy.

I've been riding
the Love Island wave.

There's some ups
and there's some downs,

but I'm hoping that you're gonna

drop a spicy bombshell
in there for me,

and I'm gonna eat it up.

SHE HUMS A TUNE

IAIN: 'I'm gonna eat it up...'
HE HUMS THE SAME TUNE

'Coincidentally, that's the song
I sing to my steak bake

'after I leave Greggs
on my way to work in the morning.

'Nobody tell Laura.'

Last night was a massive night,
wasn't it?

Losing Hugo was so difficult.

I know what you mean. OG, innit?
He came in with you.

This morning,
I had, like, a bit of a wobble.

Oh, that breeze is lovely. Go on.

A what? Wobble?

Like, a bit of a wobble.

Like, I feel like
it's just very scary.

Like, the thought of...

the elephant in the room
of the G word.

Mm-hm.

And I just feel like at that point,
of the G word coming out,

I was...

I'm, like...

My automatic defence mechanism

is to find every reason
as to why not to be,

rather than why to be.

Hmm. Are you starting to find out
why to be?

No, I know why to be,

but I would be mortified if you
asked me to be your girlfriend

the way that Jake did with Lib.

I wouldn't ever do that.
That's not my style.

I know. I know that.
But that's all I need to say on it.

I need to stop, like,
worrying about the future,

that hasn't happened yet,

and just to be here
and present with you now.

Yeah.
'Things are good.'

In my mind, you know,
I see her as my girlfriend.

Ideally, I'd wanna make her
my girlfriend.

But it's a tough one,
because at the same time,

I know the girl's been through
so much,

and I don't really wanna put
unnecessary pressure.

Maybe I'm just being
an absolute wet wipe,

but, yeah,
I think the only thing to do

is either pop the question,
or don't.

THEY KISS

Do you know what I'm so happy about?
What?

There's so much drama,

and I love the way
that it's just never affected us.

Never.
Do you know what has affected us?

Your fucking sandals. I hate 'em.

I tried to like 'em.

What are you on about?
You said I looked good.

You did look good,
and you pulled it off.

But do you know what it was?

Everyone calling me an uncle?
Yeah.

I wanna be with a cool guy!
No, hang on.

You're off Cougarville,

so don't worry about
what the grown-ups do, yeah?

Ugh!
Just get with it.

Get with the programme, Faye.

Well, we'll see about that when you
got no sandals left, all right?

HE CHUCKLES

IAIN: 'Like many of us,
Jake isn't convinced

'Ricky Gervais's Netflix work
actually exists.'

Do you believe in afterlife?
I'd like to. I think so.

I think you've got to believe
in something, ain't you?

I like the idea of reincarnation.
Yeah.

Do you believe in heaven?

Oh, I do believe
in heaven and hell, yeah. Do you?

TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!

SHE SCREAMS

READS ALOUD:

THEY CHEER

That is sick.
That's mad!

Guys, they're putting a TV up,
and we're watching a movie, surely?

No, I feel like there's more to it.

IAIN: 'Still to come...

'get ready
for a trip to the movies.'

I don't like lying to myself.

Shit!

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Islanders
are getting ready for a movie night.

'In my family, that meant hiding
a jumbo bag of pound shop popcorn

'in your handbag and pretending
your 12-year-old was seven.'

MUSIC: 'Cinema'
by Benny Benassi

I've run out of outfits.

Or I've got that blue dress
that would look nice!

That's cute.

# You are a cinema
I could watch you forever... #

I'm so here for tonight, like,
you don't actually understand.

# I could watch you forever... #

How are you getting on with Kaz?

I can see, bless her,
a little sparkle in her eye.

Is it?
She's herself again.

She is, in't she? Yeah.

The thing is, when we're together,
we just talk about nonsense, mate.

# Cinema, cinema... #

I'm not gonna lie,
I'm a little bit rattled.

Ideally, we're all watching
a good film, sitting down...

It's not gonna be like that.
And then we go to bed.

I can feel the nerves. Could cut
the tension with a butter knife.

A hot one!

# You are a cinema
I could watch you forever... #

DRAMATIC VOICEOVER: 'In a world
of hastily cobbled-together games,

'seven men and seven women
face the ultimate test -

'Make Mad Movies!'

NORMAL VOICE: 'Basically, the girls
are playing the boys in a pub quiz.

'Each team will answer questions
by text,

'and the team that gets the closest
to the correct answer

'gets to choose a movie clip
from the big screen.

'Because the producers
were too tight to rent Black Widow,

'the clips are all chosen from life
in the villa this series.

'But will it be PG or 18?

'We're about to find out.'

Cheers, girls.
ALL CHEERS

Cheers!
Cheers!

Remember, we're all friends.
Whilst we still like you.

# A cinema, a cinema. #

TEXT ALERT
Oh, fuck. Oh!

LIAM READS TEXT:

How many people in the world?
Have sex?

Every day.
Hang on.

That's open to interpretation.

There's eight billion people
in the world.

Eight billion?
Roughly.

I reckon it's quite low.

Lower than you think.
3.4 billion?

Cos there's bare kids,
and there's bare old people.

Two billion. I'd say two billion.
I'd say about two billion.

Half a billion.

500 million.
Yeah, yeah.

2.8? Go 2.8. Fuck it.
2.8?

ALL WHISPER

We need that, though,
we need that decision.

TEXT ALERT

Oh!
BOYS MUTTER

Girls win!
GIRLS CHEER

It's rigged.
What did you say?

Half a...

It's 100 million.
Is it?

2.8 billion, we put.
LAUGHTER

The voice of reason, here.

Yay, let's get a film.

THEY READ CHOICES

Oh, they all sound horrible.

What the fuck is that?

Teddy Player One!
LAUGHTER

Please don't pick me.

"Please don't pick me,
please don't pick me."

What one do you guys
wanna see most?

She's Not All That.
Yeah, I'm down with that.

It's gonna be rude about someone.

We wanna see She's Not All That.

Oh, God! They all look nervous.

'The biggest thing is...
is the personality.

'Cos that is mint.
I can't fault her.'

Oh, my God!
'You can't ask for anything more.'

'No, literally, if I talk to Lib,

'it's like talking to Jake
with a wig on.

'It literally is.'
'Yeah, 100%.'

'I find that funny as fuck,

'but it's just not that 100%,
where I look at her and go...'

Oh, shit.

'..I haven't got a girl there
where I'm like,

' "Fuck me,
I wanna rip your clothes off." '

Oh. 'I don't wanna fake any shit,
do you know what I mean?

'I wanna be here thinking,
"Yeah, I really do like her,"

'when, really, it's not...
I don't, I'm lying to myself.'

Shit!

You OK?
Yeah.

Look, that was at the start.

That was at the start,
the first week.

Yeah, yeah.
You told her that.

Does it mean
he doesn't think I'm fit?

No, this was early days.
You can tell it's early, early days.

To hear that
coming from your partner,

saying, "I didn't wanna
rip her clothes off,

"I don't know if the fancy
attraction is there," it is brutal.

Come on, head up, bro.

I didn't really know where to look.

I just wanted the ground
to swallow me up. But...

I'm not in a good situation
at this moment in time. Jesus.

Oh, my God,
this is actually pure savage.

I can't believe
this is happening right now.

TEXT ALERT

READS ALOUD:

Ooh!

15%.
50, bro?!

15, you fool.
LAUGHTER

It's quite high.

People film it and shit.
I reckon it's higher than you think.

I think it's more.
28. 28?

65, 60...

TEXT ALERT

Oh, they won.
Answer, 20%. Boys win.

CHEERING

Fast & Furious?
I think the first one.

The first one, Fifty Shades Of Faye?
Yeah.

Er, Fifty Shades Of Faye.

Oh, fuck!

Here we go! Ding-ding!

'I'm trying to think of
when he's ever been funny.'

Oh, my God!
'Teddy might not be funny.'

'What?!'

Oh, my God!

Look at Lib!

'Do I sit there and belly laugh
with him? No.'

'Have a nice sleep with me?'

'Yeah, I feel like I was awake
most of the night.' 'Were you?'

'Yeah, I was just watching you
sleep like this.

'I was fucking turned on
even fucking spooning.'

'Were you?' 'I was holding my breath
so I didn't get a fucking lob-on.

'I was like...'

LAUGHTER

Oh... Oh, shit.

'How was sharing a bed with me,
anyway?'

'It was all right, to be fair.
You were good to share a bed with.'

'Thank you.'

'I came back. I went for a wee,
I came back and gave you a spoon.

'I was big spoon for a bit.'

'I'd love being your little spoon
for a bit.'

LAUGHTER

It's not that bad.

I didn't know about that, though.
I asked about it...

Remember what I did as well.

What do you mean,
you asked about it?

I asked about it,
and she told me no.

It is what it is.

A person's on the other end
of the room giggling

with a group of their friends
as if that other person

has no feelings, really.

So that, yeah,
that hurts out of everything.

Oh, my God!

It's nothing that
I haven't already told him!

It's all right, bruv.
Oh, mate, it's all right.

It's all right, mate.

I've already said it, though!

Sorry!

'Lots of things came out
the woodwork tonight.'

Nowt more really for me to say,
is there?

IAIN: Tomorrow night...

A relationship hits the rocks.

I told you the truth,
and you told me jack shit

of what was on that fucking screen.
So I lied to you? No.

Yeah, you didn't fucking tell me
the truth, did you?!

No, I didn't lie to you.
You didn't fucking tell the truth!

And... once again,
it's time for you to have your say.

Head to the app now and vote
for your favourite Islanders.

You can vote for one girl
and one boy,

and those with the fewest votes
are at risk of being dumped

from the island.

So, who's your favourite girl?
Is it...

And is your favourite boy...

Remember, you're voting
for your favourite Islanders.

The vote closes at 10:15pm tonight.

Voting is free
via the Love Island app

and available on iOS
and Android devices,

and you can only vote once.

Find out the results of your vote
in Sunday night's show.

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