Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 49 - Episode #4.49 - full transcript

Previously, on Love Island...

Two more Islanders were dumped.

The couple with the fewest number of
votes and dumped from the island

is Steph and Josh.

I'm really going to miss you both.
I'm going to miss you too babe.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Get ready for the lie detector.

Would you be loyal on the outside?

Do you want a future outside?

Could you be tempted by other girls
outside?

It's pissed me off.



You just always want the person that
you like to like you back.

Absolutely pathetic.

Josh and Steph have been dumped

but they leave the villa knowing
they've formed a deep emotional bond

that will last all the way to the end
of this sentence.

The Islanders came here looking

for the one thing their hearts
desired most.

But as well as fifty grand they've
met someone nice,

and right now nobody wants to go.

Gone. Because Steph came in and I
feel like I have had like,

I don't know,
just got the boy I wanted.

Were you stressed?

My whole body, I was thinking, wow,
if I am in the last four.

But wouldn't you be happy?



That was like, I went through stages
of being like,

what would be the issue,
if I went home?

Because Kaz is coming with me,
that's for damn sure.

Kaz.

Literally,
I feel more with you in half a day

than I did with any of Jack or Wes
in three weeks.

I wanted to come in here to meet
someone that I would look for

on the outside
and actually see a future with.

Like, I am not scared to say that to
you.

It's been a good ride.

I really hope hope that everyone
here can see we are on that rise.

It is upwards now.

Do you know what I mean?

I love you, and also I love youse
two together.

I am so happy that youse are here.
And I honestly mean that.

I've got a mole on my right buttock
the shape of Denmark, everyone.

Jack, anything you'd like to share
with everyone?

I've got a text, everyone!

Hideaway is open.

I wasn't even, I wasn't even
questioning,

I was screaming it to the hilltops
that they are going in there.

I am not doing that.

No, no, no, please.

First night in a hideaway.

I am so excited. I hope Alex is too.

I need to go and find something cute
to wear.

My fanny just fluttered.

You look phenomenal, babe.

You look ridiculous.

I'm sorry. She looked ridiculous.

Why is she wearing that?
Why is she wearing the hat?

I am overwhelmed.

I wouldn't know what to do with her.

I feel sorry for Alex.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(WHOOPING)

(APPLAUSE)

(LAUGHTER)

It's absolutely sick.

How's the bed?

It's amazing, isn't it? Bloody hell!

Hell! Heart's going.
I'd better get...

Oh, Alex.

I have got a little surprise for
Alexandra.

It was actually Jack's idea.

It's a naughty little number.

Aaarrrrgh!

(LAUGHS)

I'm a stripper.

I wasn't bloody joking, was I?

Do you like it?
Oh, my God, I love it!

That's so funny.

Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

So funny.

I love Alex so much.

The guy was born on a different
planet, I swear to God.

It's just through there that we had
our first date.

Just outside.
It's where I first met Alex.

It's weird.

Am I annoying you?
No, not yet.

(LAUGHS) It'll come. Don't worry.

It'll come. No, I didn't say that.

# Sometimes I feel like throwing my
hands up in the air

# I know I can count on you

# Sometimes I feel like saying
"Lord, I just don't care"

# But you've got the love I need
to see me through

# You've got the love

# You've got the love

# You've got the love...

(SNORING)

# Sometimes I feel like throwing my
hands up in the air

# I know I have found you

# But you've got the love
I need to see me through

# You've got the love...

It's morning, and I've sent Andy the
intern to the Hideaway

to grab my sparkly purple waistcoat.

I've got my Gran's 90th next week
and I need to look my best.

# You've got the love... #

OK, wakey-wakey, everyone!

You actually woke me up.
No, I didn't. I asked for a cuddle.

Yeah, but I was asleep.

Oh, will you stop pushing me away,
Jack?

You're a man. Stop being a twat.

What did you just say?

You're a man. Stop being a twat.

Mum and Dad, stop arguing!

(LAUGHTER)

It capped off a good day, didn't it,
yesterday?

Mm. Today was a really good day for
us.

It was nice, wasn't it?
Mm.

Nice to have a bit of time as a
couple.

Without Dani snoring.

You snore.

I don't snore.
You do.

I feel amazing today.

I think yesterday was my best day in
the villa, best date in the villa

and best night in the villa.

So I feel really happy today.

I wonder what Alex and Alexandra got
up to last night.

That was the funniest thing ever.

Did you see the excitement on him?

Did you see what she was wearing?

I woke up, looked down the room and
my boy Alex ain't there.

It was like, "Whoa! I miss him."

I want to go in there.

I don't think we should. I want to
see what's happening in there, mate.

(LAUGHTER)

Laura, come on.

Wes, come on.

I'm going in there.
Are we going in?

Josh, come on, mate.

(MURMURING)

Shh!

So lovely to be away from everybody
else.

It's so noisy in the morning.

I feel like I can hear them already.

(KNOCKING)
Hell.

(SQUEALING)

What is going on?

(SHOUTING)

One night.

I absolutely loved it.

It's like having your kids running
in in the morning.

It's nice to see they're missing me.

After the Hideaway, the boys have
questions for Alex.

Were the soft furnishings
up to scratch?

Were the sheets Egyptian cotton?

Was the colour scheme tasteful?

Typical lads!

To be honest, mate,
I walked in there.

That looked like '80s porn star,
didn't it? It was.

You looked very comfortable in that
setting.

I was comfortable in an '80s porn
star set. That's only a good thing.

It was so nice for us to finish the
day in each other's company,

not anybody else around.

Like, we had such a high yesterday,

because we went on the date
and stuff.

And then to come back and be in the
Hideaway, it was really nice.

We just saw a glimpse of him walk in
the door and his face was like...

He was just, like,
"Oh, hell. Oh, hell."

(LAUGHS)

Did you do anything?
Literally nothing.

It was just nice to be able to kiss
him in front of, like... Nothing.

Yeah, in front of nobody.

At the end of the day, I want to
respect...

For me, it's about respecting her
and her family and things.

Everybody has their different
values.

Just for me and the way I feel,

I wouldn't be comfortable
doing anything. That's just me.

Honestly, that's completely fair.

Still to come:

Do you think Megan is wife material?
Wifey, yes.

Say hello to the lie detector.

That's pissed me off.

I've got a slightly infected ear
canal. Dani?

I've got a text!

Are you nervous?

I'm not nervous.

It's actually really
nerve wracking.

I've not done anything like this
before. What the fuck?

Do you love me?

I've never had to deal with a lie
detector test before.

It's brilliant though, ain't
it? It's a fake laugh.

A laugh when you watch comedian
and it's not funny.

This is either gonna go
really well or absolutely horrific.

I just think it's funny. Why aren't
the girls getting grilled?

It's what every guy dreads.

This is going to be so intense
and awkward.

I don't know why am be laughing

because I'm going to be crying at
the end of it.

The girls are writing questions
for their boys.

They can't believe they're doing
the legendary lie detector test.

I can't believe the deal Jack gave us
on those pens and clipboards.

I've only got five. I've got eight.
I need more.

It's quite horrible really.
It's brutal.

I feel bad for them already.

Some of these questions I have asked
two or three times in bed

but now actually
I will know for a fact.

We have had it so easy in here and
this could be a turning point.

I just hope that he passes

the main ones that mean a lot to me
because we are at the end now.

I want to meet someone
on the outside.

If that's not going to happen,
then what the fuck is the point?

I feel fine.

She is going to grill you.

Tonight is going to be no-one
talking to each other.

We are going to be grovelling.

It's about to go down.

This has the potential to absolutely
go catastrophically terrible.

The lie detector is back!

I'll just quickly check it's working.
Ahem.

It's the 50th show
of the series today.

Me and the team would happily keep
going for another 50 episodes.

(BEEP)

Yup, it's working. Josh, you're up.
Good luck!

And Megan will be asking
Kaz's questions.

Oh, my gosh.

I was quite confident
and then I walked in

and saw the chair and all the little
scientific things on the chair.

My heart is beating so fast
right now.

Don't go red at any point.

Oh, my God, he is here.
Oh, God.

This could go so well or so badly.
Oh, fuck me.

The stakes are so high.

Do you prefer Kaz's personality
to Georgia's?

Yes.
He answered yes.

My heart beating so fast now.

Obviously.

My heart beating so fast now.

Will you stay loyal to Kaz
on the outside? Yes.

Why is he smouldering like that.

(APPLAUSE)

Do you think your head could still
be turned from Kaz?

No, never.

Oh.
Wow.

Don't worry about that.
He would never be disloyal to you.

Do you feel yourself falling
in love with Kaz?

Yes.

Honestly, I was like shaking
after it.

(APPLAUSE)

That's lovely.

I was just smiling and I felt like,
I felt like tears coming.

You've fallen in love, bro. That was
good. You should be proud of him.

You must be chuffed.

I thought I was going to come out of
there with a potential for Kaz

to be holding the pillow when I got
outside the door

and bosh me over the head.

To see her run towards me with all
the boys grinning ear to ear

and her give me a big kiss and a
hug, that made my day.

Now Kaz will ask
Wes Megan's questions,

while he's strapped into what I can
guarantee you

is a 100% accurate lie detector.

(BEEP.)
OK, someone turn that off.

Shitting my pants, guys.

I've got these feelings and it could
be all based on a lie.

Do you think that you and Megan
are compatible? Yes.

Let's find out
if he was telling the truth.

Do you think you will struggle to
stay faithful to Megan

with all the attention
on the outside?

No.
He don't pull no punches.

The answer was no.

(APPLAUSE)

That's the best one, innit?

Are you embarrassed to take Megan
home to your parents?

Absolutely not.

The lie detector says...

I wouldn't be angry
about that at all.

That's pissed me off.

If I was someone's mom I would want
to bring back a sensible Sally

who's never got her tits out
for a living.

Do you think Megan is wife material?
Yes.

100%.

Oh, bollocks.

Go fuck yourself, lie detector.

Just the fact
that maybe there's a part

of Wes is
that is ashamed of me maybe.

Guys think I'm hot.

I'm not like girlfriend material.
It does hurt.

You did really well, babe, honestly.

I go into a relationship knowing
full well it's gonna be forever.

That was a good one, Wes.

Next up Jack's ex Laura

will be asking him questions
from his current Laura.

Good luck.

Whatever happens, by the time this
is over someone called Laura will be
smiling.

I don't want to do this.

I didn't realise I was going to be
asking Jack the questions.

Are you happy I'm doing your
questions?

Someone's got to do it,
it might as well be you.

Could your head be turned
on the outside?

Yes.

Are you telling the truth?

I'm being honest.

Do you want a future with Laura
outside the villa?

It's early days.

But I'd like to, so, yes.

(APPLAUSE)

That's so cute.

Were you telling the truth about
the Georgia kiss?

Yes.

Boom! I told you, baby!

(APPLAUSE)

Georgia is such a shit.

Do you still have feelings for old
Laura?

No.

Oh, my gosh.

Did you ever?

That's a bit harsh, innit?

You said it really fast. Dick.

Well done.

I feel so bad.

Is new Laura a better kisser
than old Laura.

Yes.

He said yes with confidence.

Fucking ruthless.

Fuck! Fuck!

You've got age on your side as well.

(GASPS)

Oh, my God, Jack.

Are you ready for a long-term
relationship?

Yeah.

What?

What's long-term?
Everyone's long-term is different.

That's fine, you're young.
You don't know what you want.

I'm not here for a fling.
You hesitated. You said, yeah.

I'm sorry. But you did.

Do you think any girls in the villa
are better looking than Laura?

All the girls are different.
Oh, my days.

People have different aspects
of themselves.

Yeah.

Doesn't matter. We know that looks
don't carry a relationship.

As soon as I start to like a boy,
I always try to put myself off.

This is the first time I've been
able to be like, "No, you do like
him. I am here, like..."

Can you see yourself falling in love
with Laura?

Yes.

Oh, fuck off.

Oh. That was a lie.

I feel myself liking him already.

It's, like, it has taken more out
of me than I thought.

Still to come...

more truths and lies.

Are you in love with Dani?

Welcome back to sunny Spain.
(BEEP)

Fair enough. Let's get back to the
lie detector test

where Paul's facing Laura's questions
asked by the other Laura.

I am a bit worried, I'm not going to
lie.

You're still at the early stages.
Yeah, exactly.

I know. But it is make or break, if
he gets all these wrong

and going to be like "what's the
fucking point?"

(SCREAMS) I am scared. Sorry.

Look at his face!

He does not look happy!

Do you enjoy being in a couple with
Laura? Yes.

He looks so angry!

You said yes, let's see if it is
true.

(APPLAUSE)

You're supposed to be happy!

I am happy, shut up!

Are you happy you chose Laura to
couple up with

rather than Alexandra?

Yes. Juicy question!

Coming with the fire.

Let's see if it is true.

Yeah!

My guy! This is a fun game.

Are you genuinely attracted to
Laura?

Yes.

(LAUGHTER)

Let's see if it is true.

Undetermined.

I fucking told you!

What do you mean? You told anyone!

I don't think you understand, it
means it does not know.

So how does he not know that?

No. He knows. It says the test
couldn't tell it knows that.

When you've had people kind of dump
you,

then you feel not that attractive.

It would be nice to feel like
somebody really wanted me in that
sense.

Undetermined is not a bad thing at
all.

Smiling now, you little shit.

It's been good.

We'll see.

Would you be loyal to Laura on the
outside?

Yes.

Let's see if it's the truth.

Lie. Shit.

We're not even like a proper couple.

Erm...

Is there anyone else in the villa

you would rather be coupled up with?
No.

Confident.

Let's see.

Please be right, fuck's sake.

Lie.

(SIGHS)

Why did I ask that question?

(APPLAUSE)

That was good mate, you did well.
Good interrogation Laura.

Are you OK? Yes. It's fucking
nerve-wracking.

It's nerve-wracking. I'm telling you
that now.

I was very confused with some of
them.

All right. We will talk about it
later.

The only reason I get upset is
because I just don't want to be
embarrassed.

I want Paul to like me for who I am,
fancy me,

want to be with me and not fucking
fob me off after three weeks.

Because it is just a recurrent cycle
of crap.

Next up Dani's going to ask Alex
questions from Alexandra.

Ooh!

Dr A!

Woah!

Smoulder, he is smouldering!

He looks so fit.

Alex, first question.

Is Alexandra a good kisser?

Yes. She is a good kisser.

Is she goo-"Yeah!"

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Thank you! Snog city!

Do you think Alexandra's feelings
towards you are genuine?

I do.

I do. Definitely. The way she walks
around you and that.

I hope so.

Let's find out if it is true.

Oh. Interesting.

I really bloody like Alex.

The more I see him, the more I fancy
him.

So, it is quite hurtful when you
think that somebody doesn't believe

those feelings are true or he
doesn't feel the same about you.

Now I need help trying to prove it
without being too full on.

Prove that stupid test wrong.

Do you think you would be more
compatible with somebody else

outside the villa other than
Alexandra?

At this stage, yes.

Let's see if it is true.

He still knew, that at this stage it
can be changed.

I'm not stressed. I'm just saying.

Do you want Alexandra to meet your
parents? I do.

That's cute.

That's a weird one.

But... She would get on with them
very well.

They would definitely like her.

That's a bit shit.

Would you have coupled with new
Laura instead of Alexandra,

if she had shown interest?

No.

I believe that.

Let's see if you are telling the
truth.

# Lying to yourself

What?

Well, I wouldn't have, so...

I guess that is the one that I am
probably the most irritated by.

Do you want a future with Alexandra
outside of the villa?

These are the questions that I hate,
because for me,

that is pressure.

At the moment no,
I am not thinking about it.

I don't want to think about it.

So that possibly means you do.

I just get scared about it. I don't
like to think about that too much.

It scares me away.

It's not that I don't, I just don't
want to think about it.

You know, you just always want
the person that you like

to like you back in the same way.

I think everybody in here
feels like that.

It is a shame to hear that some of
the answers

that you want aren't there
or have come back as false.

Alexandra's pulled herself together

just in time to ask Dani's questions
to Jack.

I don't know
why I am so nervous now.

I'm like this.
I am really fucking nervous.

Oh my God, I feel sick.

Have you fancied any of the girls
except for Dani, in the villa?

No.

I feel ill!

Is that a green? Yes!

Aw!
Go on Jacky boy!

Aw, babe!

That's the grin!
I am off to a good start.

(LAUGHTER)

Do you wish Danni was sexier?

(LAUGHTER) No.

I could be a little bit,
do you know what I mean?

Let's see the truth.

What the fuck, mate!

I could be sexier. But they itch!

(LAUGHTER)

Do you feel like you settled
too quickly with Danni?

No. No way.

No way, I loved it, I couldn't wait
to settle down with her.

Oh, I am sweating.

Definitely not.

I loved it.

That is bollocks.

Did you couple up with Dani, because
you knew who her dad was?

No. Stupid question.

Oh, my God, is that Danny Dyer?

That has really annoyed me,
that question. Oh, Jack.

What the fuck!

Why?

Are you in love with Dani?

Yes. Absolutely.

Aw, look at his grin, I love that.

Of course I am.

Thank you!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
Yes, boy!

Everyone can see it.

That's my boy!

Could you be tempted by other girls
outside the villa?

No.

That one means the most to me.

Let's see if you are telling the
truth.

You dare lie to me on this.

Jack's facing the lie detector.

Some of you have been asking why the
girls are wearing a lab coat.

It's partly because they're
performing a scientific experiment,

but also it's just a bit sexy.

Could you be tempted
by other girls outside? No.

The answer is no. Let's see if you
are telling the truth.

Don't you dare lie to me on this.

You know what I mean.
This is bollocks.

I've been cheated on, I've been lied
to, I've had it all.

It's going to upset her.

That's one thing I know
she'd get upset about.

That really has affected me the most
because I can have that again.

I've done it. I've done it all.

Do you see yourself having
a family with Dani? Yes.

Would I be a good dad? Yes, I would.

They would be a cute family.

Do you think you be with Dani
forever? Yes.

So far, so good.
We're getting embarrassed.

That last question saved you.

Some of the questions
obviously are a bit...

but the loyalty one means
a lot to me.

I have taken boys back
and they still do the same.

They still do it again.
So I just have to wait.

(APPLAUSE)

Do you know what, I was a bit
apprehensive about a couple of them.

The fact she knows I want
to have a family with her,

that's how I feel about her.

Now everything is plain sailing.

We don't live in a perfect world.

That score wasn't perfect,
but it's good enough.

Me and Dan have got something
special.

You OK?
Yeah.

I'm hot and bothered.

The Islanders didn't enjoy the lie
detector test,

but I still say that machine was
the best ten Euros I've ever spent.

I personally don't feel
like Alex is into me at all.

Who's going to be doing the most
grovelling tonight?

You're doing some grovelling.

Jack is doing extra grovelling,

where you get on your knees and beg.

I just feel shit.
I feel fucking shit.

Jack's still worried, but for me,

the lie detector proved beyond doubt
that Jack Fincham adores Danny Dyer.

And he thinks Danny's daughter's
lovely too.

The questions today, what she is
worried about is loyalty.

Everything else
she was so happy with.

There might be challenges, you might
be tested, but you will be strong.

I know you don't lose her
which is why you get tense.

You are worried that conversation

leads to her not wanting
to be with you anymore.

Collect your thoughts. She's going
to come at you venting and angry.

There is no point
you going in there.

All you are doing is answering
the questions she is asking.

Jack's in a state but at least Dani's
not lost her head after the test.

(BEEP)! Andy the intern, just take
the bloody batteries out!

It's a bit shit for me.

The only one you're really bothered
about...

I will not deal with other girls.

It might not be true but it is true.

I do have feelings and I think
it all depends on how he acts.

If he gets defensive on me,
I am not having it.

Hi.
Hello.

All right, boys? Can I just have a
chat with Jack please?

It's nice and warm here, anyway.

You look beautiful.

That was shit, weren't it?

You know I think you are sexy,
though.

Obviously.
What are you concerned about?

Do you think you've settled with me,
then?

What? No.

Obviously you do, Jack.

She is just concerned about the
loyalty thing.

You are just talking about the
negative ones.

Are you actually joking?

You are getting really fucking
defensive with me.

Would your head be turned?
If I said tempted.

Whether you do something on that
is a different scenario.

It's not fine.

If the question was would you cheat
on Dani, course I wouldn't.

If you love someone,
you just have to trust it.

We are going to be going out there
together and facing these things.

You got to trust the person you are
with.

He's found a girl
he genuinely does love.

I understand why she feeling
the way she's feeling.

What you mean I don't have to?

If you don't want to, don't.

Why am I not allowed
to be upset with you?

You know that I love you to death.

I don't understand
the way you are upset.

I know you haven't been amazing
to most girls you've been with.

When I see that,
what makes me so different?

I have never loved anyone
the way I love you.

I've never said to any girl that I
want to spend my life with them.

It just ain't nice
because I have been so happy.

Any girl,
if they've got that question

and their boyfriend gets it wrong
they would be upset.

Rather than sitting there and be
a bit more understanding.

I'm not going to be unfaithful
to you. I'm not going to be.

You're only going to see that
when we leave here.

Do you not think it's a waste
of energy? You are angry.

You've mentioned it.

you are getting upset about
something that hasn't happened yet.

You won't know
until you get out of here.

I'm still annoyed that you don't
care about all the nice things.

It's really fucking me off now.

It's like you've gone, fuck that.
You don't give a fuck.

Why are you turning it all around on
me like it's all my fault?

You should want to spend it with me.

It's normal to want
to have a future.

You are over-acting like I'm the
worst person in the world.

You have.
It's like I have cheated on you.

I don't know what you want me
to do, then.

Are you going to just moan about it?

What do you mean,
just moan about it?

Let's drag it on
for as long as possible.

It's pathetic.

You are actually going
to walk away from it?

If you do that, I swear to God, I
won't talk to you.

Pathetic, mate. Absolutely pathetic.

The lie detector leaves a trail
of tears.

It's really hard for me
to speak about this.

I just feel like what is the point
of me carrying on in here?

Absolutely pathetic. Bollocks.

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