Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 22 - Episode #4.22 - full transcript

Previously on Love Island... The
amazingness you have. Romance was in

the air. Give me a kiss. I wanted to
know if you wanted to be my

girlfriend. Give me a kiss.

(SCREAMING)

Tonight... Romance hits the rocks. I
can't act like I am all right with

him. She has not talked to me,
acknowledged me, she is playing

games. You are on thin ice, I swear
to God. I never came in and said
that.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Jack has just asked Dani the
big question, "Will you be my

girlfriend?" Closely followed by,
"Does your dad watch ITV2?" I am so

happy. Of course. It was just
obvious. It is just natural. It was



inevitable. Yeah. So exciting. We
have been laughing all day. To top

it off, I have a boyfriend. Stop,
stop, stop. This song does not work

for this next bit. Ellie, go on,
shatter a nation's dreams. I came in

here really wanting to get to know
Alex. He would treat me so nice. He

is such a sweetheart. I was looking
at you thinking, why does nobody

like him? And then I have come into
the villa and I was like... I kind

of get it. I completely get what you
are saying. That is how I feel. My

head and my heart was saying to go
with him, he's a gentleman, he will

be exactly what you have not had.
But I just could not imagine being

sexual with him. With Eyal, I look
at him and I am like... You just

want to wrap him in bubblewrap. If
you don't have a sexual attraction

with someone, you just don't have
it. Does not mean you are a bad

person, it is just... it is shit.
Alex, on the bright side... No, I

have nothing. Samira, tell us about
the Birdman. I am taking things



easy. Been in the friend zone area
for so long. Finally Sam has come

along and I have connected with
someone. Early days, but I can't

wait to see where it goes. Do you
flirt with him? He does not

compliment me. Today he said legs.
And I said yes. You are not going to

get excited about that? Did you say
anything back? I said I liked his

shorts. I never realised Samira was
so rubbish at flirting. What? She is

that fit and she don't know how to
flirt? The boy called her legs and

she took it as an insult. If a boy
said that to me, I'd be happy for
weeks.

Nice legs, babe. Thanks, babe. You
look really handsome.

Thank you. I am so shit at flirting.
I love Samira, she's so deserving to

find someone she fancies. I kissed
him on the cheek and said thank you.

You called him doll? Doll face. I
will get you a coffee. I made you a

coffee. Thanks, doll face. Doll
face? We will go again. We will not

be wooden and ridiculous. I'm
pretending to do my make-up. Brought

you a coffee. Thanks, love. That
really means a lot. Brought you a

coffee. That means so much, thank
you. Love you. Look him in the eye.

Don't call him doll face. Baby
cakes? Honey pie? I am so goofy. I

say random stuff like what is your
favourite floor material. They are

like, "Sam, Sam, no, no." You all
right? Don't stare at me. No, I

won't stare. I go over, I sit down
in between them, sit next to Sam, I

say, "You look nice tonight,
enjoying the night?" Yes! You

nervous? I never get nervous. I am
more like... Eee! We will be right

behind you. She is sassy, sexy, go
for it, show a little more you, the

side we want to see. You all right?
You OK? Good. I like your coat.

Who says that? Samira says that.
Chill time. You are very lucky. I am

lucky? He went with it and I was
like yeah. I was like shall we go
for

a chinwag? Ace. How have you enjoyed
your day? It has been all right.

Then we did the game and that perked
me up. It was sex positions. Ideal.

Perks you up. Not literally. Too
many erections tonight. I'm feeling

good about it. It is going to be a
natural progression. We are laughing

all the time and getting on good.
I feel like we bounce off each other

really well. You are funny. I am a
geek. I am a weirdo. You are a

weirdo and a geek. I cannot stop
laughing. So jokes. We have a

connection and are comfortable with
each other. Dani and Jack, I have

seen their progress. It is amazing.
But our journey has just started. It

doesn't mean anything and I am not
looking into it. I take things day

by day. I am feeling like I want to
leave here with a girlfriend. 100%.

There is a bit of a barrier we need
to cross to make it romantic.

Maybe tonight. Needs to be a little
cuddle tonight. Forget the cuddles,

Sam, I am still waiting to find out
what your favourite floor material

is. But I guess we will never know.
It is bedtime. What made you decide?

I just thought there was no point in
waiting. I will be the same with her

in a week. Right choice to make.
Appreciated, mate.

Forget tonight, just go to bed,
sleep on it. Oh! Is that your

girlfriend? That is my bird, yeah.
Stop it.

# Everybody's free to feel good

Coming up... Have I done something?
The doctor is on the edge. Effort,

zero. Suspicious.

Last night, Jack and Dani made it
official, so she has let him put his

hands on her... side of the bed.
Samira and Birdman got to know each

other better. Still no news on the
flooring.

How was your first
boyfriend-girlfriend night? Has

anything changed? Think I might have
to make the bed now. Might actually

have to do it. Any presents? Is she
affectionate? Ellie? No, not at all.

More chance with the Queen. So,
Dani, how does it feel to wake up to

be somebody's girlfriend? This is
mad. Do you feel any different? You

were basically boyfriend and
girlfriend. We have treated each

other the same. But he is lovely. It
feels natural. How he said it, he

said we don't wanna get to know
anyone else so we might as well.

I get all the bad stuff and it is
always hard work with me with a boy.
But

maybe it has all changed now for me.
I am getting all the good stuff.

There were noises and stuff down
the other side of the bedroom. We

had a little kiss under the covers.
Sam and I thought, yeah, why not?

Let's have a little snog. It was a
small, non-loud one. It was cute, it

was nice. Alex was stuck with
Samira, strictly friend-zoned. Have

you broke the barrier? Not weird to
cuddle her. Absolutely not. She has

been awkward and stuff. I'll speak
to her today and see what's going
on.

It is a bit weird. Now we have
re-coupled, effort has gone down,

not up. Everything I do seems to do
nothing. If I put too much effort

in, I am putting pressure on. Don't
know what the answer is. I think

she's not interested. I have made
effort, tried to talk to her, tried

to give her space, nothing makes a
difference. Have I offended her?

Have I done something? You don't
want to be completely left in the

dark, do you? I think I know the
answer. It is more of a... why? You

make the effort and then you realise
it was not meant to be, that is

fine. Re-coupling done, effort zero.
I have made all of the effort. I

have never said a bad word against
her. I wonder if her heart was in it

at all. Eyal has the patience of a
saint - well, buddha. But he wants to

indulge in a little bit more of
the F word. You are not the most

playful, silly person. I can be more
playful and silly. I need you to be

a bit more playful and silly. I am a
playful person and you seem serious.

I would like us to be more playful
and silly, that would be fun. I am

battling between it being a physical
and sexual connection or is there

something deeper? I don't just want
to have fun in bed. When we are

around other people in the villa,
that side of us comes out. Maybe it

is both of us putting in more
effort. I will keep being patient

because I am into Megan and want to
make it work. I would like to think

I can be quite fun and playful. And
stupid. I just want us to have that

side to us as well. I want us to
make the most of the days we have

here. It can't be forced. I don't
want to try and be funny. You can't

just tell someone, "Let's start
having more fun and banter". You

either have it or you don't. I
always knew in the back of my mind

that there was something missing,
and I thought the closer we got, the

more we hung out, the more natural
and easy it would be, but it is not.

That is a downer. If you want some
light relief, go and find a video of

a cat playing piano. Ellie is about
to talk Alex. I think I need to have

a chat with Alex today. Definitely.
But I don't want to upset him.

Course you don't. He was saying he
feels like he has taken it to heart.

Don't get upset. At the end of the
day, you ain't done anything wrong.

She has come in here and Alex was
one of her options. We were all

bigging it up, saying get to know
Alex because we were so excited for

Alex. But they don't have no
chemistry. I don't think Ellie has

done it intentionally, she is a
sweet girl. When you don't fancy

someone and there is not a spark,
you run away because you are like,

'I don't fancy him.' Say you can't
help the way you feel, you are such

a lovely boy but it is just not
there, so we can be friends. I don't

want to lie in bed at night and
everybody is kissing. You can't

blame yourself. It is getting to the
point where because I'm worrying so

much, I am avoiding having the
conversation. It is coming across as

if I'm being awkward or not speaking
to him but I am trying to avoid a
horrible

conversation so that I do not upset
him. Alex has spoken about him and

Ellie's situation to Adam, Wes and
Jack. It is no good speaking to

them, you need to talk to Laura and
Dani. I will let rip. You going mad?

What are we talking about? She is
playing games. Talk to me. She has

re-coupled with me and not spoken
since. I can't say that she just
doesn't

fancy you, because that is awful, it
is a horrible thing to say.

Sometimes you have to be more
honest, but there is being honest

and then there is being a nice
person. She is playing a game,

honestly. I don't think she is.
Playing games is a bit harsh. Why

did she tell me she wanted to go
with me and then boom, overnight, as

soon as we re-couple... You know how
you feel more than we do.

I don't think she is playing games.
She is not. What, then? You need to

speak to her. Don't come up with all
these conclusions. Please, yeah? I

am not confused. Once you speak to
her, because you are upset and you

are thinking why, you are looking at
the negatives but there is a reason

why. I don't think she is playing
games. I think you are just

different, sorry.

When you feel that somebody is
avoiding you... Very rude.

She is telling us that she is
trying. Bullshit. I do understand
Alex's

frustration if Ellie is telling
people that she is making an effort

but he feels that she hasn't. It is
not fair. It is for selfish reasons.

She has been rude to me. If she is
telling you that she has made an

effort, that fucks me off. That is
fucking bull. I'll fucking explode.

Don't. This side of Alex has come
out because he has had enough. He

puts himself down anyway so I think
he's overthinking it. Maybe relax a

tiny bit, even just a tiny bit. That
would have been better. I think you

will be friends at the end of it.
Absolutely not. I would not treat

someone like this. I am very
annoyed. I think it has got to the

point where I need to know what is
going on, why did she make out that

she likes me and then as soon as I
have re-coupled with her, she has

unsurprisingly switched off. It is
time to get some answers. Still to

come: is it came over for Laura and
Wes? You are on thin ice, I swear to

God. He is so rude to me sometimes.
Like...

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It has been another revealing day in
paradise. We have had Samira on Sam,

Alex on Ellie, and now we bring you
Eyal on biscuits. Addictive, aren't

they, these biscuits? I got a text!

(READS)

Oh! Trying to answer questions about
your couple can be quite difficult

when you have not spoken for two
days, but I will do my best.

This challenge will be a massive
problem for me. On the awkward

scale, 11/10. 11 out of 10? Already
a terrible match because Alex is

really good at arithmetic. If you
don't know be by now! It is

basically a version of that popular
TV game show involving couples that

I'm not allowed to name but I like
to play with my missus. Girls, where
was your

boy born? Our islanders will write
down a series of questions. If their

answer matches their partner's, they
will win a point. Staffordshire!

They are opposite ends of the
country. It is most points wins -

bad news for Laura and Wes. What is
your partner's middle name? It is

Jade. That was banter. Can you show
me your answer? Lauren? Not close. I

told you. Someone asked me, I
assumed it was you. What is your

boy's favourite food? Nando's. Ellie
is hoping Alex's favourite food is

pie. Anyway, let's get onto the
juicy questions. What is your girl's

favourite sex position? Show me your
answer. Megan? My parents will watch

this. Adam? I wrote missionary.
(CHEERING) Sam? Spoon, spoon. I

think everyone knows that one. Shut
up. Alex? Doggy fashion.

Sounds a bit nicer than doggy style.
That is hilarious. Alex has come up

with doggy fashion, he is trying to
make it sound more fashionable. Come

on, Alex, it is not a pretty
picture. I put spooning. Bang on. I

wrote missionary. I spelt it wrong.
It is missionary. Try that one

later! All right, mate! How many
sexual partners has a girl had?

Mint! You don't want to know that.
Don't be rude. I put 37. 20. OK.

I am really pissed off. I am not the
most innocent of girls, but it does

not mean I have gone around shagging
everyone I can. 40. I am older than

all of you. That is not bad. It
would be under 10. I put six. I am

not saying... Don't get upset!

Jack, five of Dani's former partners
are missing and one has gone into

witness protection. Jack and Dani
are on top, while Alex and Ellie are

bottom, or bottom fashion, as he
calls it. What is your boy's biggest

turn-off? What have you written,
Ellie? Too much make-up. High

maintenance. No. Laura? Arrogance or
ignorance, it is the same thing,

just a different way of saying. How
have I been arrogant? No, ignorant.

How have I been ignorant? Wes has
called me ignorant and I am not

ignorant. Fuck's sake! I was sat
next to him like... You in trouble,

boy! If your girl was not coupled up
with you, who in the villa would
they choose

to couple up with? I know this one.
Laura? Megan. Well done. Point for

those two. Sorry. It's OK. Georgia,
who do you feel Josh would couple up

with? Laura because they went on a
date. Megan! Very popular, aren't

you? Dani. Georgia. We are so
different. She is so loud and

theatrical. I am very chill. If that
is the kind of girl you want, fine,

crack on, but that is not me. How
many sexual partners has your boy

had? Nine. 30. He is 27 years old! I
have put 37 because I would rather

go higher than lower. It is around
the fifty mark. It is probably that

plus another 30 but I did not want
to say that. Party years, 20-24, I

was very busy those three years.
What have you written? 200. Don't

bullshit. That is a point. How do
you fit 200 girls in? He's 22, he's

only a year and a bit older than me.
Like, how? The winners are me and

Dani. (APPLAUSE)

Well done, everyone! You called me
ignorant, get away from me. That is

not listening, that is what I mean.
You are literally taking that to

heart? I am raging. He told me I was
ignorant. Actually taking that to

heart? You said two things that you
find unattractive. And then you said

I was ignorant. I am not ignorant. I
said you have been ignorant. When?

Well, you have even said it! Why are
you taking that to heart? Because

you called me ignorant and I am not.
You are ignorant. Pig. So annoying.

He just picks at me all the time,
expects me to be this perfect

person. He is so harsh and rude.
Like...

Sorry, it just fucks me off.

Did you see Laura just storm off?
She stormed off. The question was,

"What is your partner's biggest
turn-off?" Mine is arrogance and

ignorance. I have not said that she
is those things. You are not right

or wrong, I just want an opinion. I
listened to her and she did not

listen to me. She won't talk to me
when we try to solve things.

Everybody is fully aware that there
is something wrong because she

stormed off. She is 29 years old,
I'm 20, I wanna talk about something

as opposed to just storming off. I
just want to talk to her but she has

just stormed off. I get that there's
insecurities and that she might feel

embarrassed but embarrassed about
what? No-one batted an eyelid,

no-one made a comment. She just
needs to talk to us instead of
storming

off. Megan has a bone to pick with
Eyal. Actually, it is more like 37.

Why are you annoyed with me?

I'm not annoyed, I just think there
are certain things you don't have to

say. Acting like little kids. Then
you come up with 37. Why? Because

you talk about sex very openly. You
know how childish a lot of people

are in here. It is not about people
in here. Nobody in here is judging

you. The way you have spoken to me
about sex, I don't think 37 is that

high. I don't want to know how many,
I don't care. Just because I speak

about it, doesn't mean I am shagging
everyone. I never said that. There

are girls out there who have slept
with a lot more people. OK. I am

sorry I offended you, I did not mean
to. It is fine. I just thought you

were more intelligent than that.
Just because I am open and say I

enjoy sex, I'm a woman, I am allowed
to enjoy sex if I want to, but it

doesn't mean I have had sex with
every Tom, Dick and Harry. You think

he would have more respect for me.
Lead balloon. What happened? I was

playing the game. She is still
fuming. She thinks she wants to

continue to make a big deal out of
it. She can have her timeout and

then it will blow over. I can't
act like I am all right with him

because it has pissed me off. It has
been building up. Yeah, the boy is

attractive and I could shag him, but
that is it. He came up to me and

asked if we could have more of a
laugh. We just don't have that same

sense of humour. It is hard. I
totally get it. It is just

everything. You know when things
build up and build up. It should be

fun. Why is it so hard? I am going
to go and speak to Eyal later. I

don't dislike the boy, I still fancy
him and think he's a lovely person.

It is just whether we should force
it or go separate ways. I have not

witnessed scenes this ugly following
a harmless game since the Sterling

family Pictionary incident of 1998.
I have the wrong end of the stick?

Massively. You just said that I have
been ignorant. Everyone has been

ignorant in this place. I have. You
are on thin ice, I swear to God. Do

not think it is insensitive to sit
there with everyone there and tell

me that I have been one of the
traits you find awful? That is what

you just said. You just said that.
No-one thinks that. I care what I

think. I feel like you don't give a
shit. I am just give, give, giving

and you're take, take, taking. She's
going ham. You walk past me in a

mood and then when you are horny you
want to come up to me and be all

over me. When am I in a mood? Loads
of times. You say all the right

things. The day before that it was
fine. Today, good. I need and want

more. You never call me babe, you
never say anything, you never make

me a cup of tea. I feel like this is
one-sided. You have misinterpreted

it. You are this chill guy,
apparently. Really annoying. I do

appreciate you, I can do more. Don't
insult me in front of people and

call me ignorant when I am not. Just
to clarify, I don't think you are

ignorant. If you were, I would not
be with you. Don't say it again. I'm

just saying you are not ignorant. I
know.

Yeah?

Do you want some? Yes, please. No.
Can I have some, please? I am on a

water ban? I look into his eyes,
right, I swear he is like a

hypnotist and he stares at me and is
like... And I am just like, great.

Now I am like this melted ball of
butter. How does he do it? I don't

know. Why are you looking at me like
that for? You are so annoying. You

always get away with everything. How
can you go from shouting at each

other to now playing with his hair?
Bit strange. Coming up: Ellie and

Alex. I never came in and said that,
Alex.

Excuse me, birdie, I would make
myself scarce, it is all about to

kick off around here. Have you
spoken at all? No. I almost feel

like I am babysitting someone.

You look fit. Thanks. Shame Ellie
does not notice. Don't lose your

shit. Don't worry.

Oh!

Alex is preparing to confront Ellie
and he's going to do it in style or,

as he calls it, fashion. I want her
to say what she feels. Quite a few

points I want to get across. Namely
the whole thing about telling

everyone when she has objectively
done nothing. That is the biggest

thing I am annoyed about. She won't
admit it, but I want to ask her if

there is a gameplan. She is not the
person I thought she was and I

wonder whether people would think
that what she's doing is playing

games. I am just throwing it out
there, maybe I am wrong, maybe that

is unfair. But until I speak to her,
I won't know. Alex, nobody is

playing a game here, but you and
Ellie need to sort things out to be

in with a chance of winning the
prize money. Everything is really

serious all the time. I don't feel
like I could have a laugh with him.

You have to word it really
sensitively. I feel like he is very

sensitive and will take it
personally. That is the thing. I

don't envy you right now. I feel
sick. At least you know now that I

am going through the same thing with
Eyal and we have gone the whole way

and now I feel like it will be even
harder to have the chat. I know I

have to pull Alex to have a
conversation and I am shitting

myself, I have been all day. It is
not a conversation you want to have.

I know that the longer I leave it,
the worse it will get. I just want

to get it out of the way. Hello,
Ellie. Alex, can I grab you? Sure.

Where we going? Here.

Oh, God. Oh, God. It is obvious
today that you have been very angry

about the way that things are. The
re-coupling for me was not about us

having conversation. I have been
here over a week and it is obvious

we can hold a conversation. To me,
it was about doing couple things and

having a date together. The first
night that we got into bed after the

re-coupling was very awkward for me.
I wasn't... I don't think there is

any sexual chemistry between us. So
I am sitting here now, ending

something with someone who I know is
truly amazing and has a kind heart

and it has not been easy for me to
do this. So yeah. You have come into

the villa and said, "Alex is the guy
for me". I didn't say that. Not

those words. Don't say words that I
haven't said. I haven't said that. I

did not come in this villa and say,
"Alex is the guy for me". I never

said that. You can have your say as
long as you will not make up words.

I never came into the villa and said
that. You came into the villa... And

said you were my favourite, yes. You
said that I was your favourite and

then you were quite suggestive that
you wanted to couple up with me.

That is fair. I decided to do that
because I felt there was potential.

I feel that as soon as we
re-coupled, you switched off. You

have to remember, I have been in
this villa for a long time. You are

talking about the past two days. So
you knew before? I told you that, I

wasn't sure. I haven't recoupled
with you, you recoupled with me. I

did not sit you down and say we're
gonna be amazing, I said I wasn't
sure.

You said you would make an effort.
Hours

afterwards, you got into bed, rolled
over. Why did you make any

suggestion? The first night I got
into bed with you... Alex, I had not

stayed in a bed with you before. You
need to stay in a bed with someone

to know whether you fancy them?
If you get into bed and have no urge
to want to... You

needed to get into bed to know that?
I didn't know what else to do. That

is fine, thank you for that. Don't
know why you are acting cocky, it

does not suit you. We are just
looking over like peeping Toms. Why

didn't you just say you don't feel
it but you can be friendly? I feel

like uncomfortable because you have
been so awkward with me. I feel

uncomfortable around you. I make you
coffee. When I have... I am not the

only person who has said it. You are
very formal. You haven't made me

laugh once. I haven't tried to. Can
you focus on since I came in? Why

did you say that you wanted to give
things a go then? You said you

wanted to try and you would 100%
give it a go and you have done fuck

all since then. They will sort it
out, it will be fine. It is

just... fresh, innit? You made the
decision, I said I was grateful. I

put you under no pressure to do it,
I did not come in and play a game. A

lot of people might think you have
played a game. You have been rude to

me and I think you have put me... I
am not a rude person. No-one has

said that. Why do you make basic
conversation with me? It did not...

Stop making it out like... What you
said... You may have played a game.

OK, Alex. Good for fucking you.

Making out as though I have
played happy families since I came

in the villa, played a massive game,
and then told him to fuck off. It

did not happen like that at all.
Apparently, lads, three hours after

that, she realised there was no
sexual chemistry. That was the

moment she decided.

Tomorrow night... Someone is calling
it quits. We are not compatible in

that way. I will not stand for that
because I think it is out of order.

Rude. And making moves... I feel
like I can gravitate towards you.

And you have your say on who stays
and who goes.

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