Love Island (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 21 - Episode #4.21 - full transcript

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The girl I want to couple with is
Georgia.

# Come on everybody and let's get
together tonight

Dani.
Laura.

Megan.

Zara.

Ellie.

The girl I want to couple up with
is...

Samira.

# Come on everybody

And one more girl had to go.



Tonight.

What is the point?

Can I speak to you?
What now? I'm scared.

# Can you hear my heart...

After new boy Sam coupled up with
Samira, Rosie got dumped.

Ah well Rosie, them's the breaks,

or as they say in Wales, them's the
breaks. But obviously, in Welsh.

I love you girls so much. We've got
you.

Oh, What a good outcome.

He is with Ellie, and Samira has
been saved.

Right guys, that was hard.

Say hello to all new, happy Alex.

To be honest, he's almost identical
to old, sad Alex,

so you'll just have to use your
imagination.



It couldn't be a better outcome for
me.

Obviously, I've coupled up with you.
Things are early but I feel like
I can connect with you.

And, on the other side, my friend
Sam is not going home.

And actually, she is in a position
where she has got, potentially, a
guy.

So it could not have gone better.
Yeah.

There were points during my stay in
the villa,

where I've kind of wondered whether
I'm actually going to be in a couple
here,

or am I always going to be in a
friendship. So, I just want to enjoy
my time

over the next few days with Ellie,
get to know her.

Let's see where things take us.

Does it feel like that was the first
proper coupling?

Yes, definitely. This is the first
romantic one,

even stupid stuff like going to bed,
I'm not going to bed with a friend,

I'm possibly going to bed with
someone I fancy. I do fancy and
let's see what happens.

I feel so good that we are
on the same page.

We're going to have fun, and
see what happens.

We'll just do what we want..which
is nice. Yeah.

And I get to share it with a hot
blonde.

And I survived my first re-coupling.

So, yeah, thank you very much.
You're welcome.

I'm excited to get to know Alex,
because we are now an official
couple,

I hope that takes the pressure off
us,

so it is really exciting to see
where it goes from here.

And I'm totally going into things
with an open mind.

And the biggest surprise of the
series so far,

it turns out we've got a hot tub.

Where the hell did that come from?

And having saved Samira, The Bird
Man is taking her for a chat.

So, thank you for picking me.

Well, the big thing obviously was
the dates.

You were the only girl to make me
laugh.

Really? Was I? Was I well goofy?

Yeah. That's nice. Obviously, I'm a
bit of a geek as well. Are you?

Yeah, I felt most comfortable with
you on the dates.

Yeah I felt proper comfortable with
you actually.

And then, at the end of the day,
we're sharing a bed. Oh my God!

And obviously, I want to see what
happens and stuff like that.

Yes because I'm like the kind of
person, thank God, I can get to know
you properly.

Like I now have a starting point.
You are going through the flow?

I ain't no fish. I'm a bird.
You know what I mean? Clever.

Yes, I'm really buzzing to get to
know Samira. I'm gonna give it
hundred percent.

Hopefully, she can give 100% as
well. I think she hasn't had a
chance to be in a couple where

it does not feel like a friendship.
We are a couple now? Exciting stuff.

I would obviously like, we'll do a
cheers. What cheers?

Like cheers to a good night but
haven't got a drink. Cheers.

I'll give you a kiss instead. OK.

It's been good. Aww.

Do you have to beat me up when I'm
being cute?

You are too what? It is going to be
like do you know what.

It's my first romantic kiss, and a
boy put it on me.

Not me being like kiss me.

So yay! It was quite good, quite
quick. But I was into it, you know.

I'm into it. Hm.

How are we? Good, how are you?

We can't believe we're seeing you
holding hands with someone.
He just kissed me.

(SCREAMING)

Don't throw me in the fire, please!

Oh my dangs!

Was it a proper kiss? Like a tongue
kiss?

Nah, nah. It was a ( MAKES KISSING
NOISE) There was more than one?

Did you enjoy it? It was cutesy,
do you know what I mean?

Aw cutesy, you loved it. I'm just
cutesy, innit. Aww.

I have to say, we were just
chatting, I think we were chatting
about birds or something.

His last name.
What did you do after?

I was like... hm.

I know.

I'm so happy. (SCREAMING). Sorry,
I'm so sorry.

With Rosie gone, Adam and Zara don't
need to avoid kissing and canoodling

in public. I mean, they never avoided
it anyway. But now, they do not need
to.

It's weird, isn't it? We've actually
coupled up.

I know. After like basically a week,
cheers, basically a week

of me grafting. Pretty much.

Officially in a couple with Zara
now. And I'm over the moon.

I'm not gonna lie. Things are good,
things are really good with Zara.

And I'm excited
to see how we progress now.

I don't buzz off many people, but I
do with you.

What you mean like? Get excited?

Yeah. I do.

Good. That is what I like to hear.

Laura, Dani and Georgia are on the
terrace,

and Georgia is holding the
confession cushion.

Georgia, you are among friends, feel
free to share.

I'll be honest with you girls, I
feel the past couple of days,

I have been very, like this, with
Josh.

And, it's because... when I feel
something with somebody,

I don't necessarily like to admit it
to them.

Because I think if you admit it
to them,

they feel like they've got you and
they are not interested any more.

Hence, why I like to keep him on his
toes.

But I do feel like I'm gonna push
him away if I carry on doing it.
I really do.

We all get scared. Laura, you were
probably scared telling Wes.

I was petrified to tell Jack because
once you tell him you got feelings
for him, it's like...

That's what I mean.
Shit.

You're laying it out there. He is
obsessed with you already,

like you've got him right there,

he's not gonna change if you open up
to him.

If anything, if you open up your
heart to him, he's gonna fall for
you even more.

And it's so lovely to watch. You
just have to trust yourself. And
trust him.

I've always always been taught to be
strong.

So you've never actually told him
how you properly feel?

Oh. Don't!

I am very much a closed book.

Because I've never been hurt.

I never want to be hurt.

I feel because I want to take things
further with Josh,

and I do see potential with him.

I have to lay my cards out on the
table for us to move forward.

This is what I get in, in the past
few years,

where I just feel like... Nothing's
gonna progress until you get past
that point.

And I feel like it's me that stops
that progression.

You are here for a reason. Grab the
amazingness that you have with Josh
by the balls, and go for it.

Because if you don't, what is the
point?

Are you going to tell him then?

It's all right. Of course you're
going to tell him.

# I need a painkiller

(LAUGHS) Dan! Sorry, I get excited,
all right.

Go on, then. Love you. Love you.

# Every time I leave without your
touch

# Every time I think you've had
enough

# Every time I'm drunk and say too
much

# I know that I will say it again

Are you going for a chat, babe?
Yeah. Go on, then.

# Every time I think we are worlds
apart

# Every time I think I've gone too
far

# I know that I will say it again

So, I'll be honest. Hit me.

Yes, I keep you on your toes, yes I
play games with you. Yes.

It's good to make you excited.

But at the same time, we are at a
point now

where if I keep doing that,
it is going to push you away.

And I really don't want to do that.

G! Come here! You in this outfit,
come sit down.

G! Give me a kiss. Go on.

And I feel like, I do see a future
with you.

Definitely. I do really want to get
to know you more,

what you said tonight was dead
sweet.

I just feel, I find it really,

really difficult to put my cards on
the table.

Because someone else is then in
control of my emotions.

And they can just mess around with
it.

So you're saying you like me?

You know I like you. And I think we
have so much potential together.

And I feel, I never admit my
feelings, I have now.

You know I like you, G.

Trust me, I really, really want to
to get to know you on a deeper

level in the next week, for us just

to be spending more time together
one-on-one.

To open yourself up to somebody that
you've known only for eight or nine
days, it is tough.

I hope every single day, we move
forward, we do grow as a couple.

Right now, I do feel like we are a
couple.

And yeah, I was just a bit scared to
tell you I like you.

G, I would never mess with your
emotions.

Ever? Ever.

I wouldn't dare.

# Every time I think that you've had
enough

# Every time I'm drunk and I say too
much

# I know that I will say it again

Hey, pretty girl!

I get to pick what side, if I get
the bed first.

Make sure you pick the right side,
because I will move you.

I honestly didn't know that he was
going to pick Samira, you know.

Funny enough, I honestly did.

When he stood up I felt like he was
going to pick Samira.

And do you know what, when you see
them, I kind of saw them together,
I was like actually I can see it.

Oh my God! What am I going to do?
How do I go to bed?

Obviously, we don't cuddle yet or
anything.

(LAUGHS) I've never seen this side
of you.

I never date guys with beards,
if I'm honest.

Are you going to miss Zara?

What? Are you going to miss cuddling
Zara? Yeah. I am missing her.

It's weird are being over here, man.
I've never been this far away.

# Throw your arms up

# Grow your heart out

It's so strange being in bed with
you. Mad. Good night.

# Throw your arms up

# Grow your heart out

Still to come... Laura lifts the lid.

He's a stallion!

The sun's up and someone's come
looking for the new bird in the
villa.

Unlucky, pal, Sam's a human,
the bird thing's just his nickname.

After last night's recoupling
here's how we stand.

Adam's with Zara, Samira's with
the Birdman, and Ellie's with Alex.

Dani's sticking with Jack, Megan's

with Eyal, Laura's with Wes
and Georgia's loved

up with Josh, and that's not the
only thing he's celebrating.

It's my birthday today.
Is it your birthday?

# Happy birthday to you

Who-hoo!

Happy birthday, grandad.

I love birthdays, you know. Yes
Josh.

When it comes to matters of the
heart,

a gentleman never tells, but a pen
salesman's got no problems asking.

# How was your first night in bed
with Ellie, the sort? How was it,
Doctor Love?

We both passed out... so we both
passed out so probably not as
exciting...

Was there any fondling?
Hmm?

She fell asleep. Yeah, we basically
passed out.

We were knackered, it was just nice,
you know, waking up and things.

It was nice, it was nice to be
sharing a bed with someone that I

have potential with, rather than my
friend. So, yeah, it was good.

What about you, Sam? Any cuddling
with Samira?

Yeah, I was... last night was
obviously like mega stressful...

Like, yeah, so it was a straight to
sleep job,

but I made a good decision.

Wicked, any pecks in bed?
No, but we had a little kiss.

I know, she mentioned.

Mate, I was gassed about that.
I was like, yes, bruv.

With Samira, it is like so far so
good,

she makes me laugh, like proper
laugh.

I haven't had a girl make me
laugh in ages, so I am feeling like
it could go somewhere.

The boys have started
a top secret society.

Couple of issues with that, lads,
one, you told your girls,

and two, you've been banging on about
it on the telly.

So you know how Wes likes to talk
about the... do-bits society?

I don't know what you mean, Laura.

You know like the DBS thing.

DBS?

Do Bits Society. So he thinks anyone
that does bits is in our society.

In the villa, I've never heard this
Laura.,

Yeah, that's the thing.
I didn't know that was a thing.

It's a thing. Currently we are
chair manager women, aren't we?

Do I have competition?

Like a halfway competition. Yeah.
It did not finish.

Oh, my god.

Was it as horse as we thought?
Yes.

It's big, yeah?
He's a stallion.

Oh, my god, shut up!

I think they knew, because they
heard bits and bobs. You know.

(LAUGHTER) You can hear everything.
The covers were just like...

Kind of. What do you mean kind of?

You either had sex with him, or you
didn't.

It either went in or it didn't,
Laura. If it went in it counts.

Did the horse eat the sugar lump or
not?

Laura, you either had...

It did, it went in.

The horse ate the lump.

Oh, my god!

And if there's one thing I do know,

it's that a night of "red hot rampant
kind of, but not quite, OK, it did go
in a bit bedroom antics"

gives you one hell of an appetite,
which is lucky cos we're laying on
brunch.

How good is that?
That's so cute.

This is cute.

I'm actually buzzing for this.

Today we walked outside, there was a
nice cute little brunch waiting for
everybody.

So yeah, new couples got to know
each other a little bit better.

Look at the foods. Oh, this is sick.

Oh, thank you, gentleman.

Really nice doing this, isn't it?

It's beautiful.

So what would you say your ideal
type would be?

I usually date pretty boys, to be
quite honest with you. You are quite
pretty.

You're pretty.

Thank you.
I go for pretty girls normally.

Yeah, I hope so.

The personality is like someone who
is fun,

and keeps me on my toes as well.

Because I do sometimes feel like I'm
quite...

not intimidating, but I can take
control sometimes.

I am very very fussy,

but I'm trying to be
open-minded which is good for me.

Yeah, if we were... like, in a club
or whatever, and I came up to you...

I would chat to you. Yeah, I came
up to you, you'd be like...

If you don't interrupt my dance
moves.

If I came over dancing.
Maybe not like that.

And be like spin around, 360.

It was funny.

Yes, it was fun.

You are amazing.

Physically.

Brilliant.

You are though.
I am as well, right?

You are fucking definitely most
incredible.

And you were proper panting a bit.

Just heavy breathing last night.

Rule one of the Do Bits society.

Congratulations.

Do Bits society is going to go off.

You have no idea.

How are you feeling, then?

About everyone doing bits?

Stupid, Do Bits!

Obviously, jealous but obviously,
I'm respectful to you.

I think you're a normal guy
not in a club.

I just feel a bit left out, left,
right and centre around me.

And then you and me, are asking can
we join it?

I asked to be in but they did not
let me in.

I'm receptionist apparently.

At least you are involved.

What's it lately?

It's good.

It is people like me whose job it
is, you know,

they want to open 300 new schools,

how we going to do that? How are we
going to fund it?

That's kind of what I do. You are
really intelligent obviously.

You've got a job that I am
pretending to understand. I got
nothing.

And I'm getting fat.
I lift weights and I'm getting fat

It was just nice to speak to him.

I guess a lot more deeply than what
we've spoken before.

When I first got into training, it
was massive.

I had a bit of a rough time in
school, with people.

I got picked on and stuff like that.

Everyone gets but I took it to
a heart a lot more than other
people.

That is like me.

And I remember, getting a girlfriend
that,

at the time I was like she is
the best thing ever.

Soon as she cheated on me, I went
with someone else.

It was a switch in my head and I was
completely a different type of
person.

Trained and trained and trained.
Physical therapy. That is all it is.

It was a massive confidence boost.
Luckily, I get to do it as a job
now.

That is amazing.

Adam and I are quite similar, I
think I found that out today.

In terms of, we have both kind of
grown in confidence as we got older.

It was kind of nice to have someone
to relate to.

Do you feel like you're missing work
or anything?

Do you know what, in a funny way,
yes. I am.

Are you? I like the buzz and the
adrenaline and stuff.

Did you always want to be a doctor?

At 13 or 14, you have to
start young to prep it and stuff.

So I just loved it.

I wanted to be a vet. You wanted to
be a vet?

You love animals, dogs and stuff.

As I got older, the thought of
seeing animals in pain, it really
upset me,

and I couldn't deal with it.

If I think about it really hard, I
do not think I can do it, putting
dogs down and stuff like that.

Yes, you put people down, which is a
lot worse.

No, we don't put them down.
(LAUGHS)

That's euthanasia, you can't
euthanise, you'd go to jail.

You're so cute.

You think? You are really cute.

It's great to be one-to-one, no kind
of pressure,

no prying eyes looking to see what
we're doing.

It was great to know her more, have
a giggle, and hoping things will
grow.

What is the nicest thing anyone has
ever done for you?

I do not know. Someone took me to
Venice.

That's sweet. That's nice.
We got pissed every night.

That was fun.

How was Venice? Was it nice? Yes,
it was pretty loved it. Have you
been?

No, never I'd love to. Apparently,
it stinks though.

I took like, an old ex of mine to
Paris for our eight months,

and then she dumped me two weeks
later. It was really out of order.

I have really bad luck. When I go on
holiday with someone, it breaks up.

I think they think it is a bit of
security. We can be naughty now.

I feel there is a change in me
today. I feel much more settled,

I am not pushing you away any more.

I feel like if I want to come over
and give you a cuddle, then I will.

I'm not gonna tell myself, Georgia,
if you give him too much affection,
it will put him off.

Because I don't think it would.
I know you do not to feel grown up.
You're a little savage.

Yes I am a little savage.
But this was a necessary step.

Every day,
we get stronger and stronger,

as we learn more about each other,
I think I fancy you every moment.

There are more vibes. Every time you
come down, I wake up in bed,

you run away, and I feel like ahhh!
this is good.

I enjoy the process of getting to
know you better.

We have got a vibe.
I feel it anyway.

That's a problem with me, I feel it
a bit too much, I think.

Give me a little birthday kiss.

Still to come.

There's fun at the festival.

Take your top off.
Take your top off!

You love it, mate. You love it.

It's Josh's birthday! And I've got
him something very special,

it should be arriving any time now.

(PHONE PINGS)

That's you?
Ohh.

I've got a text.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

I like that.

We are in the garden.
We are in the garden.

It's Josh's birthday.

It's your birthday. It's your
birthday, it's your birthday.

Who's fucking birthday is it?

There is no Glastonbury this year

but our love fest will in no way
make up for that.

Islanders will be competing in
couples across three elimination
rounds.

Round one, each couple must pitch a
tent as fast as they can, and get in
it.

Work your way up the pole.
Slide your hand along. No!

As you see, the girls can't see.

So the lads have to guide the other
half.

Feel that bit. Feel that flap on it,
now open it.

Is it in, babe? Is it in?

Put the pole in the hole.

Wes and Laura. Adam and Zara.

To create festival conditions,
islanders leave a good tent when
they're done.

Yes, keep on sliding it along.

I've done a bit of camping in my
time.

Perfect.

My god, my adrenaline is going
through the roof.

Got it.

It is all in the direction in my
opinion.

With your right hand, go a little
bit further.

Directions being left and right.

Left.

This is left?

Zara was absolutely right.
But it should have been left.

There was no motor skills there.

We were sick, it was a world record,
I think.

So Wes and Laura are first. Eyal and
Megan came second.

And the third couple is eliminated
because they could not get it in.

I never lose. I'm a winner. I hate
losing.

Adam's directions meant a lack of
erection.

Next to pitch up is Alex and Ellie,

Jack and Dani and Samira and Sam.

Go the other side. Pull over the
tent. Not that.

Oh, my God! Got it!

We had a row.

That right hand. It is your pole.

In a situation like that you can
easily get stressed.

Yes, I've got it. You see this.

It is the worst GPS I've ever had,
and I was getting so angry.

I was stressing out.
I am all about the PMA.

I'm trying to teach her about it.
I do not like it.

Come on, positive mental attitude.

I have none. I have zero.

I do not understand this game!

I'm never making a tent again.

It is tight but you have just got
to.

Right, spin the whole tent.

The main thing is communication.

You are all working together.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Basically, I would be the doctor.

She would be a good doctor.

Oh, shit. They got it.

With Alex nearly through there is
only one more place left.

Move your hand backwards.

You are not telling me where to
put my hands.

Jack!

I did not mean it. You just want to
get to the end.

It felt like I was taking ages. I
was sweating, my nose was running.

No, no, no, no.

Jack!
It is that but not that way through.

I can't do it.

I honestly thought she was going to
knock me spark out at one point.

Dani and Jack are squabbling,
bickering,

and their communication is terrible.
They really are like a proper couple.

It is really getting on my nerves!

You are really close, I promise you.
You are really close to doing it.

I am getting really agitated.
Don't worry.

I feel like we accomplished
something so big. It was a fucking
tent.

I know. It was good though.
Done it!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

You are shit. I hate you.

Going through to the next round are
Wes and Laura, Jack and Dani,

Eyal and Megan and Alex and Ellie.

In this round, the couple need to
get into sleeping bags,

swap their clothes as fast as they
can and then seal the deal with a
kiss.

You know, like people do at
festivals. The slowest couple will be
out.

Get in, get in.

My knickers! We just got them
off quick.

We have had lots of practice.

This is the most action I have
had.

This is the most action you have
had. Where is that bit?

The shorts.
I cannot see the head bit.

Perfect weather, wasn't it? In the
sleeping bag in the sun.

Alex, if you let me down on this...
I am trying! Shorts are off.

Shit! My mic is tangled.

I think we were actually doing quite
well. We just had technical issues.

I can't get it off.

Me and my girlfriend would be
terrible at this.

The G string would be a nightmare.
She would never fit into them.

There are my shorts. There they are.
We have got extra pants in there.

It is just the netting from the
shorts.

Because I stripped for a year, I
kind of had it down to a fine art.

Take your top off. Take your top
off! Come on, Meg.

I am nearly in.

Quick, quick.

Come on, mate. Stand up.

Wes!

You love it, mate. You love it.

Oh, Christ.

You loved it.

Look at these.

Alex, look at that!

Alex looked sick in Ellie's shorts,
I thought.

I thought he looked a bit better
than Ellie. Ooh!

He has got a peachy
little bum, I'll tell you that.

He has been doing his squats.

Alex might have looked hot, but him
and Ellie were the slowest, so they
are eliminated.

In the final round, the remaining
three couples

must burst balloons between them to
find tokens for hotdogs.

They have to eat the hot dogs
end to end.

This is disgusting.

The couple that eats the most
hot dogs wins.

This festival is actually a lot more
like Glastonbury than I thought it
would be.

There is no bands on this year for a
start.

Yes!

Yeah!
Oh, shit.

Them hot dogs were disgusting.

I didn't mind them, to be honest.

It makes you gag because there was
all mustard and that on them.

I quite liked it because I was
getting a big bite so you had to eat
less.

We started off hip to hip.

We just could not pop them.

Fuck sake!

They weren't popping.

We were just jumping and they were
popping.

You got a jump and leap from me. I
jumped on you.

I am going to ask the boys, I am
going to be in the Do Bits Society
now?

It's on my nunnie!

Come here.

Going into the final round, we were
confident.

But we drew a lot of blanks. What
the hell?

Get another one.

We got the balloon in place.

Arms each side so it did not fly
away. It was difficult.

I just picked Laura up and squeezed
her. Too much sausage.

Said no-one, ever.

I was just thrusting her into me and
lifting her up and shaking her
around until the balloon popped.

I spent half the time in the air.

Ready? You have got half of it on
your face.

I cannot stress enough how much I
hate ketchup and mustard.

And I have actually injured my
throat. It is still hurting now.

Oh, my God.

Hot dog! I don't want any more
fucking hot dogs.

At the end of that round, Jack and
Dani managed two hot dogs.

I am sweating.

Wes and Laura, five.

But the winners of Love Fest 2018
are Eyal and Megan after they

scoffed a massive six hot dogs.

Who are the winners? We are the
winners! Yeah!

These two have got style, class and
most of all, indigestion.

Still to come...

Jack pops the question.

I wanted to know if you wanted to be
my girlfriend.

It's Josh's birthday,
and I didn't just get him a text.

I also splashed out on the perfect
gift.

A sewing kit!

Looks like he's not opened it yet.

I want it to be extra special for
him. I heard that!

Normally the phrase "icing on the
cake" means making something better.

Georgia is about to create the
exception to that rule.

Oh, babe, I am making a right mess.
It looks like kids have decorated
it.

I made tonight special.

Because it is his birthday. And you
only have one birthday every year.
Obviously.

# Happy birthday to you

# Happy birthday to you

# Happy birthday, dear Josh

# Happy birthday to you! #

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Georgia surprises me every day.

Every day, every hour I spend with
her, it is more and more exciting.

I think we grow closer and closer.

This is another example of her going
above and beyond.

Blow them out now.
Make a wish.

(CHEERING)

I was truly surprised.
And very, very happy.

Happy 27th, Josh!

(CHEERING)

Cheers. Thank you.

(DANCE MUSIC)

# When your bass line drops,
you know what to do...

(MUSIC)

Happy birthday, Josh!

(CHEERING)
I will never forget it.

So Josh has had a cake that looks
like it was decorated by a toddler

and he got to hear three songs
before the neighbours complained.

And the birthday fun doesn't stop
there. (CHEERING)

Cos it's time for everyone's
favourite party game, sex charades!

Ah-ha! Right, OK.

Is this one you know well, Jack?
I do this quite often.

(LAUGHTER)
He tries!

One by one each couple is given a
card with a sexual position on it.

They act out said position while the
other couples guess the name of it.

In case you're wondering, my sexual
position is... I'm very much in favour
of it.

Spoons!
Well done. Spooning.

We are really starting to get to
know

who is a little bit more comfortable
out of the couples.

(LAUGHS)

Don't show us!

Doggy!

(CHEERING)

Good to see Alex giving it a whirl.

No, this... Like that.

Oh! Um...

Reverse... Cowgirl.
No, that's not reverse cowgirl.

It was a bit awkward, obviously,
because Sam and I have just
basically met, kind of.

Starfish!
Yes!

I was getting too excited, if I'm
honest.

I think she was getting too excited,
if I'm honest.

Hello!

Missionary.

A bird.
Eagle!

Yeah.

Sorry, Mum. Sorry, Dad. That's all I
can say.

Missionary.
No.

Scissors.
(WHOOPING)

That's called the pliers.
No.

Lobsters.

When it comes to positions, I get a
bit competitive. I'm like, "What is
it?"

We ain't doing it, but I want to
know exactly what it is.
Ah, the beetle. Scorpion!

Crab.
Slug! Slug!

Turtle! Turtle!
Turtle.

If I just got fake tan on my tits,
I'm going to be really annoyed.
And I did.

It is never a birthday unless you
play sex charades in front of all
your mates, of course.

(MUSIC)

The bench, the bench.

Yeah.
How did you get that so soon?

I just know it.

I think Josh got a bit carried away.
I think he is getting excited.

The twist.
Stop thrusting!

Spider!
Dani's right.

I will just have to keep the puppy
on the leash, won't I?

The winners are...
Birthday Boy and Georgia.

(CHEERING)

What can I say? It was only right
that I was going to get the big W
on my birthday.

Up on the terrace Jack's got a
confession to make.

Jack,
what the hell are you doing?

You're not holding the confession
cushion!

Ignore this, everyone. This doesn't
count.

Basically, I wanted to speak to
youse two.

Listen, I will be honest with you.
I really feel like I want Dani to
be my girlfriend. I do.

I feel like I've got to that stage
now where I do actually want to
leave here with her.

Dani is so cute, man.

She is one of the loveliest girls
I've ever met in my life.

So kind, pretty. She's lovely.

I come here to find a girlfriend to
walk out with.

As far as I'm concerned, I don't
care what no-one else thinks or how
long it's been, I found it.

This is so nerve wracking, because
where we have got something so good
now, it's like...

Imagine if I fucking said that and
she did something that fucked
the whole thing up.

Mm. It's not going to happen.

I want to speak to her tonight, to
have a chat, about her feelings and
stuff.

Then, if it feels right, I will ask
her.

If it doesn't feel right just then,
we've got plenty of time.

You go with your gut and your heart
and what you feel is right.

Mwah! Love you, my brother.

Come here.

I ain't liked someone that much
in such a long time, and...

I thought I need this...
You want it to come across so well.

We went into such depth.

I was shitting myself.

Can I speak to you?
Of course you can. What, now?

Yeah.
I'm scared.

Are you going to shout at me?
Nah.

I knew how I felt.
I know how I feel.

I know I want to be with her.

It don't take anything away from it,
you still fucking shit yourself.

You all right?
Yeah.

Come and sit with me.
Ooh.

Come and sit with me.
I wanted to speak to you.

I just feel like...
if anyone came in here now,

I wouldn't even bat an eyelid.
I wouldn't.

# That high I get from you

I've been thinking about how we've
been

and how we have got on together and
progressed together.

Obviously, I enjoy spending every
day with you.

I want to be with you. I love waking
up next to you.

I'll be honest with you, I ain't
felt like this in ages about anyone.

I meant it when I said to you I want
you to meet my mum, my family.

You know, like, the only logical
thing...

I do really....

I do really want to be with you.
I want to walk out of here with you.

And I want to, you know, be
together.

I wanted to know if, like, you
wanted to be...

if you wanted to be my girlfriend.
You serious?

Yeah, I do.

Course I'll be your girlfriend!
I was scared.

I can't believe it. I haven't had
this with someone in such a long
time. It's so overwhelming.

I feel so lucky to have that with
someone.

I can't believe it.
I am actually in shock.

I've got a boyfriend!
What do you know?!

Oh, my god, do we tell people?
I don't know what you do.

What a way to end the day.

Honestly, I feel overwhelmed by it
all.

I feel like... I just feel really
happy.

Guys, guess what.

What? Jack just asked me to be his
girlfriend.

(CHEERING)

I just asked Dani to be my
girlfriend, mate. Did you actually?

I did.
Oh, Jack!

(SQUEALING)

I am so glad I wore this dress.

You asked her to be your girlfriend?

I was fucking so sweaty, though. I
was all nervous.

I thought, "That's how I feel. What
is the point in fucking about?"

Do the "I've got a girlfriend"
dance. How's it go?

# I've got a GF #

They are official. That's it.
"Jani" is a thing.

What the hell is going on?

We know Dani and Jack are close,

but Jack has asked her to be his
girlfriend.

(SQUEALING)

Oh, my god!

You better have said yes.

Isn't it silly?
I feel like I just got married.

(LAUGHTER)

I have actually got a boyfriend.

# Sea and stars watch me fall apart

I hope my dad's happy.

Me and my dad, we are still going to
go for sushi and that.

Because Jack don't like it.
My dad's got my first place in my
heart. Jack can have the second.

ALL: Jani! Jani! Jani!

This is such a happy, happy night.

I honestly felt like I could cry.
I am not going to lie to you.

It has honestly been the best day
think we have all had in the villa.

We have all bonded together.

We have bonded as couples, as
friendships.

This is everything we could possibly
be.

It just makes me feel so grateful
for being in a place like this.

I can't believe how amazing it has
been.

I cannot stop smiling.
I just feel so happy in here.

I just love everyone.

It is just lovely in here.

# Sea and stars watch me fall apart

Could romance be on the horizon?

I want to leave here with a
girlfriend.

And is someone having second
thoughts?

Like, I can't ignore how I'm
actually feeling.

If she says that, I am going to
fucking explode.

That is bullshit.

She doesn't talk to me.
She doesn't acknowledge me.

Because she is not only not trying,
she has been rude to me.

She's telling you that she has made
out, and that fucks me off.

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