Love Flops (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Don't Get So Grabby, You Clumsy Oaf! - full transcript

Ah, wait!

Hey! Time to get up!

I said it's time! Or do you want to snooze?

Quickly, there's stuff to do!

- Paid upfront, the fee will be—
- Shut up.

Don't be greedy, you bastard!

Lovelin, turn on the lights.

Huh? You can turn it on yourself, can't you?

It'll be clear in Tokyo area.
Cherry blossoms are in full bloom, so it'll be a nice day.

It's a season for love to begin!

Next is our Today's Fortune corner!



Our AI fortune teller, Miss Kanae Etoile?

Sure thing! Let me tell your fortune!

- A corner like this exists?
- The luck for today, April 12th...

Hmm... Ah, fabulous! How fabulous this is!

The luckiest person today is
you who are born on October 18th!

Oh! That's my birthday!

Today will be about exciting encounters.

Your lucky words are...

Street corner, train, stairs,
cleaning robot, dog, and finally, letter.

- That's a lot of words.
- Today shall be a fabulous day!

Hey, not yet? You're so slow.

Crap, look at the time!

Hurry up and get going!

Close the door, okay?



Option set!

Will I make it to the next train?

What even, Lovelin? There's still plenty of time!

If I don't hurry, I'll be late!

Ow, ow...

Ah, I'm sorry!

Are you okay?

S-S-Sorry!

Did you... catch a glimpse?

No, no, not at all!

I couldn't see at all, so...

I swear I didn't see anything!

Thank goodness.

I'm not wearing cute underwear today,
so it would've been embarrassing.

Huh?

Ah, nothing!

What am I saying?

I said nothing! Please forget it!

Ah, okay...

Ah, shoot! I have to go!

Sorry for crashing into you!

Bye, now!

Is this hers?

Thank you for riding with us.

May I help you?

I want to go to Shinagawa.

Then, get on platform number two.

Train number one is departing.

It's surprisingly empty.

Well, I get to sit, so that's good.

Closing the door.

Wait!

That was really close.

Alright!

Thank goodness!

Why, when it's so empty!?

W-What?

W-Wai—

Crap, crap, crap!

Ugh... Five more minutes...

What's with her!? Is she still half-asleep!?

I can't eat anymore...

No, this is...

Huh? Where's my opponent? Was I dreaming?

Opening the doors.

It wasn't intentional! I didn't mean it!

Huh?

What's happening to me...

Your lucky words are street corner,
train, stairs, cleaning robot, dog...

No, no! What's so lucky about this, anyway?

See? Nothing happened.

Who believes in TV's fortune telling anyway?

W-Wait, no!

Stop! Get away!

Ow, that's hurts...

Huh?

E-Ew!

Pervert!

Wait a minute!

No matter how cute Karin is,
that this would happen in a nice clear day like this...

Lord, is this what you call the sin of being beautiful?

I don't care, so get off!
No matter how you see it, I'm the victim first and foremost!

You... Someone like you with a Guten Morgen
between the legs while looking at someone's butt,

W-Wait!

You don't get to push me around!

Moron!

I didn't... do anything...

Cleaning mode. Picking up waste. Picking up waste.

Cleaning. Cleaning.

Ha! See?

I avoided the cleaning robot!

I won't lose to something like fate!

No! Give it back!

Throwing away waste. Throwing away waste.

What? Is it broken?

This is...

Ah! That!

M-My... b-b...

What is it this time?

Y-You! W-Why did you s-snatch away my b-bra!?
W-What are you doing!?

Huh!?

That robot was carrying this!

You hacked that robot and told it to take
valuables from pretty girls, right?

Is that even possible!?

I just bumped into that robot!

S-Shut up!

I'm not going to believe
the words of a pervert who stole my bra!

Like I said...

- Pervert! Just give it back already!
- Waste discovered.

I got it, so calm down!

Waste has been discovered.

Collecting.

- Collecting.
- W-Wait!

I'm not garbage!

Hey! Command it to let go of me right now! Hey!

- Wait! Wait a minute!
- Collecting. Collecting.

- This dark, lustful beast, walking immorality!
- Collecting. Collecting. Collecting.

What's is going on today?

Dog?

There's no way a puppy
like you can do anything.

There's no way a puppy
like you can do anything.
What's wrong? Are you lost?

What's wrong? Are you lost?

Ah, hey!

- Help me!
- What?

Somebody, please help me!

Ah! You over there! Please sa—

Um, please save me...

- Safe.
- Huh!? No way!

- I beg you!
- I didn't see anything. Nothing. Didn't hear anything.

Hey, stop it!

That's so mean to leave
someone behind like that.

Wait, now's not the time for—

Please! Get him off me!

Heeeey!

Wait! Don't come near me!

Stop! Stop this!

- What's with this guy?
- Is he alive?

Let's throw him out.

Run!

I... What happened?

Crap! I'm late!

Okay, I got your names.

Hm? How do you write this?

Hm?

You're quite late.

A lot happened.

Hm? What's wrong?

Where's my seat again?

Hey, have you forgotten already?

It's there, by the window in the back.

Oh, I see.

That aside, you got a good seat!
The transfer students...

- I'll get caught, don't be loud!
- Ah, hey!

Well, then, everyone, get along, okay?

Yes!

- Nice to meet you.
- Hm?

- Nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you.

Huh?

Hm?

That's all of the announcements for today.

Um, is something wrong?

N-Nothing!

W-Why are all of them here?

Um...

Then, homeroom is done.

Aoi Izumisawa.

Amelia Irving.

Ilya Illyuhin.

Karin Istel.

And then, myself, Miss Monghwa.

Once again, nice to meet you all!

What's this? What's happening?

Huh?

You over there!

Being late and sneaking into
class like that is bad behavior!

You're, um...

Kashiwagi?

Kashiwagi.

Y-Yes.

Look over here properly and answer me.

What a weirdo.

I'm a transfer student, Aoi Izumisawa.

Nice to meet you!

Ah. Nice to meet you.

Transfer student?

Um, why have you been facing the window?

See something interesting?

N-Nothing.

How suspicious.

Hey, Kashiwagi! Please look over here!

I-I'm sorry for being late.

Nice! They didn't notice!

Hey, now, are you messing with me?

You're... from earlier?

Love Flops!

- Are you good at sports, Aoi?
- I'm not so good.

- I hate sweating.
- But I was so surprised!

New homeroom teacher and transfers!

And five of them at once!

Hm? Is there something on my face?

No, um. What's your name again?

Could it be that you have forgotten
me from the shock of the hit?

I'm Yoshio! Yoshio Ijuuin.

We just got into our new classes, so remember that!

Sorry.

Well? What did you do with those girls?

Well... That's...

What!?

All of them, when you were going here?

Well, yes.

Damn it! I'm so jealous of you.

Hey, were you listening to what I said?

Having exciting encounters
with transfers is like fate, right?

I don't need the excitement.

Why? Excitement is important!

Painting my dull days, something sensational!

Waking up having switched bodies with a girl,

or waking up in a game world,
just thinking about it gets me pumped!

Nope, not at all. A peaceful life is the best.

So you also met him while going to school?

It's truly the worst.

But is that really his fault?

Huh? What do you mean?

I don't think he's that bad of a guy.

Maybe we should think it ov—

Hm? What's wrong?

Nice shot!

You're as atheltic as always.

No, I'm quite rusty.

Well? What have you been looking at?

Checking out the transfers!

Bend your bodies properly!

Aoi Izumisawa.

Good at cooking and sewing.

The type to eat her favorite stuff last.

Karin Istel.

Exchange student from Germany,
currently working as a model!

She puts her socks on left foot first.

Amelia Irving,
an exchange student from the US.

During a bath,
she washes the backs of her ears first.

Wait, hold on!

Our teacher, Miss Bai Monghwa!
She comes from China.

Hm! Her perfume is a citrusy original blend.

One more, Ilya Illyuhin,
exchange student from Bulgaria.

Her hobby is making sweets.
Hates using eye medicine.

- Here I go!
- Okay!

My bad!

That's all the information I gathered.

You're really something, knowing so much in such short time.

Well, how about it?

About what?

Of course, if there's one that you like!

There's a teacher and a boy in there.

In love, age and gender doesn't matter.

Besides, I had accidents with all of them,
and now they all hate me.

We're way beyond like and hate at this point.

Then, clear the misunderstanding!

Why me?

Hm?

My locker?

What's this?

(Sir Asahi Kashiwagi.
After school, wait under the cherry tree.)

(Don't try to get away. Come prepared.)
- A prank?

Rather than thinking about this,

If I don't hurry, it'll sell out!

Sorry! I was in a hurry.

We didn't crash into each other this time.

Huh?

Running is dangerous.

Y-Yeah. Well, then.

- Ah, Asahi!
- Yeah?

Um...

When we crashed this morning,
um, did anything...

Ah, right!

Huh? Wait, not here!

You dropped th—

Huh?

Geez!

Right, I just put that in my pocket too...

She'll absolutely hate me now.

(Sold out. Sales are over for the day.)

Too slow, huh...

Huh?

No way...

- Hey!
- Huh?

Ah, you!

I see, you couldn't buy too, huh?

N-Nothing to do with you.

- Here.
- Huh?

It was in my pocket, so maybe you'll refuse, but...

Although, thanks to someone hitting it,
it's a little crushed.

Pocket?

That means...

If you don't want it, that's fine.

I do! I want it.

Here.

Thank you.

So good!

Right? Well then, I'll get something else.

See you.

Ah, um!

Hm?

Thank you.

Gotta hold it out with this.

Help me!

- Ah!
- Hey, don't tell me...

Please help me!

I beg you! Please help me!

No... No way, no way!

I beg of you!

Hey! Stop attacking him already!

Thank you so much.

Also, sorry for saying weird stuff to you this
morning even though you just got dragged into it.

Don't worry. Just be careful from now on, okay?

Will you forgive me?

Yeah.

Thank you so much!

Anyways.

Let's both just forget about today.

Never thought I'd get done by a stray dog.

If that's what you want, of course.

That damned dog...

Kashiwagi!

See you later, Miss Monghwa.

What's with your elbow?

Something happened to it.

Hm?

Either way, it's fine.

Don't say that! It has to get treated properly!

No, b-but...

Come on.

I'll take a look at it, so let's go.

Ow!

Okay, there you go.

Thank you very much.

It's good to be excited,
but you have to be careful.

Yeah.

Also, about this morning...

Huh?

Sorry. I jumped to conclusions.

I must've leaned on you.

Even so, I did that...

It's okay! As long as you understand that.

You're so kind.

Excuse me.

- Oh?
- Ah!

Amelia. What's wrong?

No, nothing...

Can I help you in any way?

Nothing, it's fine.

I can do it myself.

Is that so? Well, then. I'll get going.

Ah, okay.

Hmph! You sure got all goody-goody.

No, I didn't!

That aside, do you know where the bandages are?

What's up? Did you get wounded?

Huh? Nothing to do with you.

I'll help you put it on.

I-It's fine! I'll do it myself!

Don't worry about it.
Let me see where you got hurt.

...ing.

It hurts because it keeps rubbing!

Rubbing? Ah!

Um, here.

T-T-That! Give me that back!

You got it wrong! I just want to return it!

I-I know.

Huh?

I was confused back then,
but I know you didn't manipulate that robot.

When I calmed down, I understood that much.

Ah, okay.

How long do you plan to stay there?

Ah, s-sorry.

- Wait!
- Hm?

Um...

I'm sorry about this morning.

- Huh?
- That's it!

Finally it's time to go home.

What a weird day.

How about it? Did you clear things up?

Well, I don't know.

Where did you come from?

They probably think I'm a bad guy.

Huh?

Anyway, let's go home.

(Sir Asahi Kashiwagi. Wait under the cherry tree...)

Dog, letter.

Ah, whatever! I've come this far, I'll check it out!

There's a tree like this here?

You came.

That letter... You wrote it?

Someone said one time,

Um...

Like there is an end to every beginning,

there is a parting to every encounter.

Sorry about lunchtime today.

I got shocked suddenly, so...

Ah, don't worry.

Oh, right!

This is your handkerchief, right?

- You dropped it—
- Hating someone...

...or liking someone...

Who do you think starts it first?

I like you.

Huh?

That day,

the five meetings brought in by the summer breeze...

I like you!

I will never

forget them.

- Welcome home, darling! - Don't like?
- Found you! - Am I a problem? - Just a little bit more...

What do you mean!!?

- Asahi. - Asahi...
- Asahi. - Asahi. - Asahi.

Next up, episode two!

"Everyone's got their own hobbies and preferences."

No snoozes?