Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Rotund Rabbit/Hog Wash - full transcript
[theme music playing]
[racy music playing]
[heavy breathing]
That's it. I quit.
[phone line trilling]
Hello?
Hey, Doc. What you doing?
I'm chasing you.
Oh. But I made it home already.
All tucked in for the evening,
and uh, confidentially,
I'm too fast for ya!
Muah!
Night night.
Oh, if only there was
a way to slow
that swewy wabit down.
Hmm Wait a second.
[evil laugh]
[sniffs]
Eh?
Hey! What's going on here?
[gasps]
Woo-hoo!
I hit the jackpot!
Look at all dem carrots!
[vehicle approaching]
That's wight, wittle rabbit.
Keep eating.
Dat's dat.
Mm.
I can't believe
I ate all those carr...
[belches] excuse me,
carrots!
Now, I got you, wabbit.
Eh. You got to catch me first.
[panting]
[exerting]
What the...
Oh, instead of finishing
the whole meal,
maybe I should've asked
for a box.
[humming]
[exerting] Echh...
Oh! [grunts]
Eugh...
Can't... reach.
the hole...
[straining]
[grunts] Eugh!
Eeh!
[nibbles]
[snores]
He's out like a wight!
-[snores]
-Oh, boy.
I got him. I can't believe
I got him.
Hallelujah.
And what a meal he'll be.
[laughing]
[cocks gun]
Gee, it's awfully unsporting
of me
to dispose of him this way.
I'll do the honorable thing.
Bring him home and cook him
while he's sleeping.
[straining] Eh.
This wabbit got heavy.
[snoring]
[grunts] Huh.
Yikes!
[rumbling]
[heavy breathing]
[panting]
[grunting, panting]
Oh.
[panting]
[heavy breathing]
[squeals] Ahhh!
-[panting]
-[snores]
Oh.
Eh.
Oh.
Oww!
[rumbling in distance]
[gasps] Huh?
[rumbling]
[rumbling intensifies]
[gasps] Oip.
[gentle instrumental
music playing]
[sighs in relief]
[crashes]
[groans] Augh!
Ow!
[snoring]
Wha... wha...
where am I?
You no good wabbit.
You destwoed my house.
This is your house?
Did you get outbid
on the junk yard?
I can't cook you
so I'll just have to eat ya!
Extra rare!
Oh, no, you don't.
[straining]
[sighs]
Oh, fine. Go ahead
-[ripping]
-Oh!
-What's going--
-[squeaking]
-You have to--
-[squeaking]
-Listen here--
-[squeaking]
-Criming that's a--
-[squeaking]
Are you through?
[squeaking]
Wha... wha...
What? What happened?
Ugh. I think
I lost my appetite.
If ya ain't gonna eat me,
you have to at least wear me.
Wear me, Doc.
Wear me.
You're beautiful
[screams]
Ehh!
That's all, folks!
[theme music playing]
So, Daffy,
what do you want to do tonight?
Uh... Duffy?
[slow thumb sucking sounds]
[sighs]
Awww. Yeah, look at that.
Long car rides
always tucker him right out.
The lil' dickens. [chuckles]
[brakes screech]
Oh, fiddle sticks.
Phew.
And now I have to wash my car.
Oh, well,
I was overdue anyway.
Hm.
Wha... what will it be?
The wash, super wash,
mouth wash, dust bath,
wax and shine,
Brazilian blowout,
primp and polish
[snores]
[snorts, gasps softly]
[mumbling]
Not the sailor suit, Grandma!
I won't wear it.
[Daffy] I won't!
[groans] Eugh!
Huh?
[straining]
[grunts] Gah!
My... my... only jacket.
[straining]
[gasps] Oh, no.
I think I'm stuck.
[snoring, gasps]
Huh? Who?
What's this?
Stupendous!
It appears ol' Porko took us
to the drive-in theatre,
I suppose he's out purchasing
snacks.
H... help!
Oh, help!
Oh, boy.
The previews are starting.
Ooh.
I'll never get tired
of superhero movies.
Never, ever!
Ooh, this must be the enhanced
three D version.
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
A disaster movie!
[Daffy] One man against
the elements!
Is he going to make it?
[worried whimpering]
[yelps]
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
[yelps]
[screaming]
[screams]
This monster movie
is just too gruesome.
I can't look. I can't look!
-[sizzling sound]
-Huh.
Is it over?
[gasping for air]
[Daffy] Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
[gentle instrumental music]
[relaxed] Ahhh.
This is more my speed,
an underwater adventure.
[gasps]
Behold.
A mermaid.
Why, she's the most
beautiful creature
I've ever seen.
[grunting]
Daffy!
Help me!
[straining efforts]
[grunting]
D... D... Daffy!
[screams] Ahhh!
[gargling efforts]
Whoops. Dropped my gum.
[disgusted] Yewgh!
I hate movies
about old people.
They're always so depressing.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ooh!
PG-13!
Hmm... hmm... hmm.
[upbeat music plays]
Ooh! I love surf movies.
Like totally, bruh.
Like, do the monkey, bruh!
Whoa...
D... D... Daffy!
Help me!
Whoa...
[drowning, bubbly cries]
Man, this guy's got
some righteous moves.
Holy cow! What a wipe-out!
[revving]
[dramatic music plays]
Come on. Come on.
Get up. You can do it!
[motor stops]
[gasps] He's not getting up.
Is he...
Is he...
What's that?
A light at the end
of the tunnel?
This is it.
Go, buddy.
Go towards the light!
[Daffy] He made it!
Oh. He's surfing
with the angels now.
Oh. [sobs]
What a beautiful ending.
Porky, there you are!
Boy, did you miss it?
These were the best
movie previews ever!
First, they showed a preview
for a disaster movie
[groans] Eh.
[snores]
Oh.
Going to the snack bar
always tuckers him right out,
the lil' dickens.
[snoring]
[theme music playing]
[racy music playing]
[heavy breathing]
That's it. I quit.
[phone line trilling]
Hello?
Hey, Doc. What you doing?
I'm chasing you.
Oh. But I made it home already.
All tucked in for the evening,
and uh, confidentially,
I'm too fast for ya!
Muah!
Night night.
Oh, if only there was
a way to slow
that swewy wabit down.
Hmm Wait a second.
[evil laugh]
[sniffs]
Eh?
Hey! What's going on here?
[gasps]
Woo-hoo!
I hit the jackpot!
Look at all dem carrots!
[vehicle approaching]
That's wight, wittle rabbit.
Keep eating.
Dat's dat.
Mm.
I can't believe
I ate all those carr...
[belches] excuse me,
carrots!
Now, I got you, wabbit.
Eh. You got to catch me first.
[panting]
[exerting]
What the...
Oh, instead of finishing
the whole meal,
maybe I should've asked
for a box.
[humming]
[exerting] Echh...
Oh! [grunts]
Eugh...
Can't... reach.
the hole...
[straining]
[grunts] Eugh!
Eeh!
[nibbles]
[snores]
He's out like a wight!
-[snores]
-Oh, boy.
I got him. I can't believe
I got him.
Hallelujah.
And what a meal he'll be.
[laughing]
[cocks gun]
Gee, it's awfully unsporting
of me
to dispose of him this way.
I'll do the honorable thing.
Bring him home and cook him
while he's sleeping.
[straining] Eh.
This wabbit got heavy.
[snoring]
[grunts] Huh.
Yikes!
[rumbling]
[heavy breathing]
[panting]
[grunting, panting]
Oh.
[panting]
[heavy breathing]
[squeals] Ahhh!
-[panting]
-[snores]
Oh.
Eh.
Oh.
Oww!
[rumbling in distance]
[gasps] Huh?
[rumbling]
[rumbling intensifies]
[gasps] Oip.
[gentle instrumental
music playing]
[sighs in relief]
[crashes]
[groans] Augh!
Ow!
[snoring]
Wha... wha...
where am I?
You no good wabbit.
You destwoed my house.
This is your house?
Did you get outbid
on the junk yard?
I can't cook you
so I'll just have to eat ya!
Extra rare!
Oh, no, you don't.
[straining]
[sighs]
Oh, fine. Go ahead
-[ripping]
-Oh!
-What's going--
-[squeaking]
-You have to--
-[squeaking]
-Listen here--
-[squeaking]
-Criming that's a--
-[squeaking]
Are you through?
[squeaking]
Wha... wha...
What? What happened?
Ugh. I think
I lost my appetite.
If ya ain't gonna eat me,
you have to at least wear me.
Wear me, Doc.
Wear me.
You're beautiful
[screams]
Ehh!
That's all, folks!
[theme music playing]
So, Daffy,
what do you want to do tonight?
Uh... Duffy?
[slow thumb sucking sounds]
[sighs]
Awww. Yeah, look at that.
Long car rides
always tucker him right out.
The lil' dickens. [chuckles]
[brakes screech]
Oh, fiddle sticks.
Phew.
And now I have to wash my car.
Oh, well,
I was overdue anyway.
Hm.
Wha... what will it be?
The wash, super wash,
mouth wash, dust bath,
wax and shine,
Brazilian blowout,
primp and polish
[snores]
[snorts, gasps softly]
[mumbling]
Not the sailor suit, Grandma!
I won't wear it.
[Daffy] I won't!
[groans] Eugh!
Huh?
[straining]
[grunts] Gah!
My... my... only jacket.
[straining]
[gasps] Oh, no.
I think I'm stuck.
[snoring, gasps]
Huh? Who?
What's this?
Stupendous!
It appears ol' Porko took us
to the drive-in theatre,
I suppose he's out purchasing
snacks.
H... help!
Oh, help!
Oh, boy.
The previews are starting.
Ooh.
I'll never get tired
of superhero movies.
Never, ever!
Ooh, this must be the enhanced
three D version.
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
A disaster movie!
[Daffy] One man against
the elements!
Is he going to make it?
[worried whimpering]
[yelps]
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
[yelps]
[screaming]
[screams]
This monster movie
is just too gruesome.
I can't look. I can't look!
-[sizzling sound]
-Huh.
Is it over?
[gasping for air]
[Daffy] Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
[gentle instrumental music]
[relaxed] Ahhh.
This is more my speed,
an underwater adventure.
[gasps]
Behold.
A mermaid.
Why, she's the most
beautiful creature
I've ever seen.
[grunting]
Daffy!
Help me!
[straining efforts]
[grunting]
D... D... Daffy!
[screams] Ahhh!
[gargling efforts]
Whoops. Dropped my gum.
[disgusted] Yewgh!
I hate movies
about old people.
They're always so depressing.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ooh!
PG-13!
Hmm... hmm... hmm.
[upbeat music plays]
Ooh! I love surf movies.
Like totally, bruh.
Like, do the monkey, bruh!
Whoa...
D... D... Daffy!
Help me!
Whoa...
[drowning, bubbly cries]
Man, this guy's got
some righteous moves.
Holy cow! What a wipe-out!
[revving]
[dramatic music plays]
Come on. Come on.
Get up. You can do it!
[motor stops]
[gasps] He's not getting up.
Is he...
Is he...
What's that?
A light at the end
of the tunnel?
This is it.
Go, buddy.
Go towards the light!
[Daffy] He made it!
Oh. He's surfing
with the angels now.
Oh. [sobs]
What a beautiful ending.
Porky, there you are!
Boy, did you miss it?
These were the best
movie previews ever!
First, they showed a preview
for a disaster movie
[groans] Eh.
[snores]
Oh.
Going to the snack bar
always tuckers him right out,
the lil' dickens.
[snoring]
[theme music playing]