Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Pain in the Ice/Tunnel Vision/Pool Bunny - full transcript
Sylvester chases Tweety in wintertime. / Wile E. Coyote paints a tunnel on the side of a large rock to fool and catch the Road Runner. / On a hot summer day, Bugs takes over Elmer Fudd's home swimming pool.
[theme music playing]
I'm going ice skating, Gwanny.
Okay. You have fun, dear.
Tanks, I will!
I always have a good time
when Gwanny's not around.
Sheesh! I'm freezin'.
And I'm starvin'.
Aha! Canned delight.
[thudding]
Ow! Ow! Oof!
Get offa me!
Savage.
[Tweety singing]
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun ♪
♪ Skated on the ice
and not on his bum ♪
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm ♪
The dry spell is over.
Oh, no! A puddy cat!
That's right, mister.
Gee, you shouldn't walk
on the ice like that.
You could slip
and hurt yourself.
Balderdash!
We cats have the best
reflexes known to man!
Hmmph!
[nails hitting ice]
See, what did I tell ya!
Very impressive!
But how about this?
Uh-oh, puddy's stuck
in a giant ice cube.
[cracking]
That puddy is a real cracker.
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
I always like to tenderize
my meat before I eat it.
- ♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
-[branch breaking]
[water splashes]
What are you doing stuck
under the ice?
[muffled screaming]
[muffled screaming]
Looks like Puddy made
a new friend.
There's gotta be a way
to snatch that stubborn canary.
That's it!
If I can't get to him,
I'll bring him to me.
[chuckling wickedly]
-[electricity crackling]
-Huh!
Hey, this pond is pwaying
twicks on me.
[chuckling]
Come to mama!
Uh-oh! Yipe!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Now, let's get you
in my mouth, where you belong.
[growling]
Oh wook,
a fewocious powar bear!
[grunts]
[fighting]
Bye-bye, puddy.
It was 'ice' knowing ya.
[whirring]
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
[birds tweeting]
[draining]
Beep, beep.
[horn honking]
[sizzling]
[glass breaks]
[gasping]
[panting]
Boy, visiting the high desert
in the middle of a heat wave
was a bad idea.
If only I could find
a place to cool off.
[gasps]
I'm sure this nice
home owner won't mind sharing
his pool with
the local wildlife.
If there's one thing
I have zero tolerance for,
it's sharing my pool
with the local wildlife. Hmmph.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Well, then, time for
the first dip of the day.
What the--
Aaah!
-A wabbit!
-Hiya, Doc.
Nice swimming hole
you got here.
What do you think
you're doing in my pool?
The backstroke.
Oh, yeah!
[thud]
Ehh, what's up, Doc?
You are!
[screaming]
Oooh!
Ah! Ooh, ah! Ooh!
[groans]
Of course, you realize
this means, you know.
[whistling]
[whistling]
Hey! Four point three!
Not bad!
-[groaning]
-[birds tweeting]
[squeaking]
[loud splash]
[taps opens]
Oh, uh, hey, Doc!
Freshen my drink
for me, will you?
How about a nice
spiked punch?
-Uh-oh.
-Any last words, wabbit?
Yeah. Those flip flops
have been out of style
for at least three decades.
-Really?
-In fact,
I wouldn't be caught dead
wearing those things.
Oh, well, I was
just about to take 'em off.
-[sizzling]
-[groans] Oh! Oh!
Gwacious! Ow!
The cement is wed hot.
Yeah, Doc, that sun
ain't fooling around.
-Better put on some sunscreen.
-[bottle squidges]
[yells] My eyes!
[crying] Oh, now I can't see!
Ow! Oww!
We gotta get you
to the diving board.
This way.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[yelling] Ouch!
Watch out for that rake!
[yelling]
[Elmer] Oh, hot!
Oh, no, Doc!
Watch out
for those jacks!
Ow! oh, ow, oh, ow!
-Ow!
-Keep movin', Doc.
But don't step
on those mouse traps.
-Ow! Oh! Ow!
-[traps snapping]
Avoid those thumb tacks.
[Elmer] Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
Hot! Hot!
Watch out for that lemon juice!
[Elmer] Ow! That burns!
Almost there, Doc.
Just turn right
and grab the ladder.
-[Elmer yells]
-But watch out
for those rattle snakes!
[Elmer screams]
Aaah!
Now, this is living.
-[snakes hissing]
-Back already?
[air whistling]
Enjoy your flight,
you pesky wabbit.
Maybe now I can finally
swim uninterrupted!
[whistling]
Back on the board!
-Huh?
-You know the rules.
You can't go in the pool
without a buddy.
-I can't?
-Pool rules.
You gotta have a buddy!
-But I...
-You don't want
to drown now, do you?
Of course not, Mr. Wifeguard.
I didn't think so!
Now, find yourself a buddy
and I'll let you in the pool.
Buddy! Buddy!
There's gotta be
one around here some place.
Hmm.
Oh, hello.
What's your name?
Buddy? Buddy!
Hey, Mr. Wifeguard!
I found my buddy!
All right,
go in the pool, fellas.
Cannonball!
[explosion]
[draining]
[whistling]
Hey, knucklehead,
stay out of the skimmer!
Wait a minute,
that's the wabbit.
Whoops!
[screeches]
I'll show you.
Heya, slow down.
Someone could get hurt.
[splashes]
Help! It's dark!
I can't swim!
You swam earlier
in this picture.
I'm not falling for
any more of your twicks!
-Help!
-[bubbling]
Oh, no! Oh, no!
[crying] What have I done?
Don't worry, Mr. Wabbit.
[coughing]
[weakened] It's all over
for me, Doc.
I am so sorry, Mr. Wabbit!
[coughs]
Can I make just one
request before I go?
Anything, Mr. Wabbit.
Anything at all.
Can I call my wife
and say goodbye?
Absolutely.
Thanks, Doc.
[dials]
Hiya, honey. Come on over.
And bring the kids!
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
B-b-b-b-b!
[theme music playing]
I'm going ice skating, Gwanny.
Okay. You have fun, dear.
Tanks, I will!
I always have a good time
when Gwanny's not around.
Sheesh! I'm freezin'.
And I'm starvin'.
Aha! Canned delight.
[thudding]
Ow! Ow! Oof!
Get offa me!
Savage.
[Tweety singing]
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun ♪
♪ Skated on the ice
and not on his bum ♪
♪ Tweety went skating
and he had fun, mmm-hmm ♪
The dry spell is over.
Oh, no! A puddy cat!
That's right, mister.
Gee, you shouldn't walk
on the ice like that.
You could slip
and hurt yourself.
Balderdash!
We cats have the best
reflexes known to man!
Hmmph!
[nails hitting ice]
See, what did I tell ya!
Very impressive!
But how about this?
Uh-oh, puddy's stuck
in a giant ice cube.
[cracking]
That puddy is a real cracker.
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
I always like to tenderize
my meat before I eat it.
- ♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ♪
-[branch breaking]
[water splashes]
What are you doing stuck
under the ice?
[muffled screaming]
[muffled screaming]
Looks like Puddy made
a new friend.
There's gotta be a way
to snatch that stubborn canary.
That's it!
If I can't get to him,
I'll bring him to me.
[chuckling wickedly]
-[electricity crackling]
-Huh!
Hey, this pond is pwaying
twicks on me.
[chuckling]
Come to mama!
Uh-oh! Yipe!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Now, let's get you
in my mouth, where you belong.
[growling]
Oh wook,
a fewocious powar bear!
[grunts]
[fighting]
Bye-bye, puddy.
It was 'ice' knowing ya.
[whirring]
Beep, beep.
Beep, beep.
[birds tweeting]
[draining]
Beep, beep.
[horn honking]
[sizzling]
[glass breaks]
[gasping]
[panting]
Boy, visiting the high desert
in the middle of a heat wave
was a bad idea.
If only I could find
a place to cool off.
[gasps]
I'm sure this nice
home owner won't mind sharing
his pool with
the local wildlife.
If there's one thing
I have zero tolerance for,
it's sharing my pool
with the local wildlife. Hmmph.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Well, then, time for
the first dip of the day.
What the--
Aaah!
-A wabbit!
-Hiya, Doc.
Nice swimming hole
you got here.
What do you think
you're doing in my pool?
The backstroke.
Oh, yeah!
[thud]
Ehh, what's up, Doc?
You are!
[screaming]
Oooh!
Ah! Ooh, ah! Ooh!
[groans]
Of course, you realize
this means, you know.
[whistling]
[whistling]
Hey! Four point three!
Not bad!
-[groaning]
-[birds tweeting]
[squeaking]
[loud splash]
[taps opens]
Oh, uh, hey, Doc!
Freshen my drink
for me, will you?
How about a nice
spiked punch?
-Uh-oh.
-Any last words, wabbit?
Yeah. Those flip flops
have been out of style
for at least three decades.
-Really?
-In fact,
I wouldn't be caught dead
wearing those things.
Oh, well, I was
just about to take 'em off.
-[sizzling]
-[groans] Oh! Oh!
Gwacious! Ow!
The cement is wed hot.
Yeah, Doc, that sun
ain't fooling around.
-Better put on some sunscreen.
-[bottle squidges]
[yells] My eyes!
[crying] Oh, now I can't see!
Ow! Oww!
We gotta get you
to the diving board.
This way.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[yelling] Ouch!
Watch out for that rake!
[yelling]
[Elmer] Oh, hot!
Oh, no, Doc!
Watch out
for those jacks!
Ow! oh, ow, oh, ow!
-Ow!
-Keep movin', Doc.
But don't step
on those mouse traps.
-Ow! Oh! Ow!
-[traps snapping]
Avoid those thumb tacks.
[Elmer] Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
Hot! Hot!
Watch out for that lemon juice!
[Elmer] Ow! That burns!
Almost there, Doc.
Just turn right
and grab the ladder.
-[Elmer yells]
-But watch out
for those rattle snakes!
[Elmer screams]
Aaah!
Now, this is living.
-[snakes hissing]
-Back already?
[air whistling]
Enjoy your flight,
you pesky wabbit.
Maybe now I can finally
swim uninterrupted!
[whistling]
Back on the board!
-Huh?
-You know the rules.
You can't go in the pool
without a buddy.
-I can't?
-Pool rules.
You gotta have a buddy!
-But I...
-You don't want
to drown now, do you?
Of course not, Mr. Wifeguard.
I didn't think so!
Now, find yourself a buddy
and I'll let you in the pool.
Buddy! Buddy!
There's gotta be
one around here some place.
Hmm.
Oh, hello.
What's your name?
Buddy? Buddy!
Hey, Mr. Wifeguard!
I found my buddy!
All right,
go in the pool, fellas.
Cannonball!
[explosion]
[draining]
[whistling]
Hey, knucklehead,
stay out of the skimmer!
Wait a minute,
that's the wabbit.
Whoops!
[screeches]
I'll show you.
Heya, slow down.
Someone could get hurt.
[splashes]
Help! It's dark!
I can't swim!
You swam earlier
in this picture.
I'm not falling for
any more of your twicks!
-Help!
-[bubbling]
Oh, no! Oh, no!
[crying] What have I done?
Don't worry, Mr. Wabbit.
[coughing]
[weakened] It's all over
for me, Doc.
I am so sorry, Mr. Wabbit!
[coughs]
Can I make just one
request before I go?
Anything, Mr. Wabbit.
Anything at all.
Can I call my wife
and say goodbye?
Absolutely.
Thanks, Doc.
[dials]
Hiya, honey. Come on over.
And bring the kids!
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
B-b-b-b-b!
[theme music playing]