Looney Tunes Cartoons (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 27 - Raging Granny/Daffy Psychic: Famous/Spare Me - full transcript

[theme music playing]

Boy, Granny. I didn't know

you were a champion
prize fighter.

I sure was.

I trained everyday
for decades.

Some habits
you'll never forget.

Like, every time
I hear the fight bell,

I square up and I start
throwing punches.

Ooh. I could do it in my sleep.

Huh! You don't say!

[bell dings]



[panting]

Oh, that really takes it
out of me now.

[yawns]

[snoring]

Rest well, Granny.

Yuck!

[yawns]

[smacks lips]

But, I don't want to go
to school today, Mommy.

Wait! Help!

[bell dings]

I got five to one
on the old lady.

Oh, I... Where am I?

I'm not scared
of you, pussy cat.



This bell keeps me
nice and safe.

-Like this.
-[bell dings]

Did somebody get
the license plate of that bus?

[thuds]

So that darned bell brings out
the boxer in her, huh?

But not if she can't hear it.

[evil laugh]

Granny.

Hey, Granny!

Huh? Who's there? Who is it?

♪ I'm a yankee doodle dandy ♪

Don't fire till you see
the whites of their gym socks!

Testing, testing,
one, two, three.

[evil laugh]

-Granny?
-[bell dinging]

Granny!

It's no use.
She can't hear you.

Granny, save me!

[laughs] It's useless. See?

[bell dinging]

[sneezes]

You like that?

Ooh. I got front row seats
for real cheap!

I don't know how many fingers

-you're holding up, Doc.
-[thuds]

Maybe I need some bells
and whistles of my own.

Perfect.

[buzzing]

See where this is going?

[buzzing]

[muffled screaming] Help!

[smacks lips]

[sniffing]

[licking slurps] Mm.

Tastes even better
than he smells.

[dings]

Ooh, this is gonna be good.

[bell dinging]

Wow! Looks like pussy cat
really got his bell rung!

[laughs]

[theme music playing]

I am the mysterious,
magnificent quack!

I can see into your future!

[thunderclap]

What questions do you
have for the cosmos?

[stuttering] Oh dear, I do have
just one question.

I've always dreamed
of making it big someday.

Will I ever be famous?

Well, let's just take a look.

-[gasps, chuckles nervously]
-[crashes]

Oh, that poor fish
died so young,

who could've seen it coming?

And I even
do this for a living.

Anyway, I'm looking
into the future.

[gasps] Wow! This is good!

Really? Am I famous?

There it is!

I see you really blowing up!
Wanna see?

Oh, boy. Do I?

Don't worry.
Everyone's gonna see this.

[theme music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

Ah!

Nothing like a joy ride,
ay Porky?

You said it!

-[tire bursts]
-[both gasp]

[stuttering] Oh, no,
sounds like a flat tire.

[engine sputtering]

[sighs] Well, guess
I'll get out and change it.

Hold on there, Porky,
you've been driving all day.

I'll get out
and change it for us.

Oh, uh, thanks.

Sure thing... And done.

Daffy, come on!

Take this serious
and change it properly!

You got it.

Gotta take this serious.

Gotta take this serious.
Serious. Serious.

Serious! Serious! Serious.
Serious. Serious! Serious!

Finally! Ah! A chance
for me to just relax.

[tool whirring]

Huh?

Daffy! Get me down right now!

[screaming]

Maybe I should help.

Well, first thing's first.

I think it's stuck.

I got your back.

[grunts] It still won't budge.

[grunts]

Hey, is that a penny?

[screams]

Sure, Pork, you take a break.
I'll get the spare.

Thanks, chum.

No problemo.

I'll take it from here.

So, how's the cartoon today?

Eh, not our best.

Let's check the script.

Porky says, [stuttering]
"Daffy, you didn't get
the spare."

[stuttering] Daffy,
you didn't get the spare.

Oh, [chuckles]
why didn't you say so?

Daffy!

Did you see that, Pork-o?

I picked up the spare!

But you threw
our only other tire away!

Now we have
to patch up the old one!

Which I will do by myself,
thank you very much!

See? That's how it's done.

This baby is ready to roll!

[squeaks]

[train whistles]

[sighs] Guess
we'll have to walk.

Hm. Not necessarily.

Nothing like
a joy ride, ay, Daff?

You said it, Pork.

[theme music playing]