Living Single (1993–1998): Season 3, Episode 2 - The Ex-File - full transcript
SYNCLAIRE, SHE'S HERE!
OKAY, OKAY.
Both: WELCOME HOME!
OH, YOU TWO...
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.
OKAY, NOW GET ONE
FROM THIS ANGLE HERE.
COME ON.
IN FIVE, FOUR THREE,
TWO... OH, YOU TWO!
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.
GREAT. THAT ALMOST FELT REAL.
IT IS SO GOOD TO BE BACK
IN THE PLACE LIKE YOU KNOW
LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.
THE OLD STOMPING...
WHERE'S MY COUCH?
I GOT RID OF THAT RAGGEDY THING.
I GOT THIS ONE
AT THAT NEW SCANDINAVIAN
FURNITURE WAREHOUSE.
BJORN FREE.
WELL, I... I GUESS IT'S NICE
TO HAVE A SPLASH OF FRESHNESS
IN A BELOVED OLD...
WHERE IS MY RUG?
OH, IT DIDN'T GO
WITH THE NEW COUCH.
IT'S AT THE SALVATION ARMY.
MY BEDROOM DRAPES?
I ONLY USED A SMALL
PIECE AS A RAG.
THE REST OF IT
MADE A WELCOME BED
FOR THAT PREGNANT ALLEY
CAT DURING HER TIME OF JOY.
YOU... YOU PEOPLE
HAVE ERASED EVERY TRACE
OF MY EVER BEING HERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME BACK?
REGINE... COME ON
NOW‐‐ YOU'RE FAM.
NOW SOME TACKY DRAPES AND A
BOOTY‐ASS RUG CAN'T CHANGE THAT.
REGINE, WE LOVE YOU HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
OBIE, WOULD YOU
BE A DEAR AND TAKE
THAT UP TO MY ROOM?
WHICH IS NOW UPSTAIRS
AND TO YOUR RIGHT.
I TOOK YOUR OLD ROOM.
YOU TOOK MY BEAUTIFUL,
CROSS‐VENTILATED ROOM
AND PUT ME IN THAT
MEAT LOCKER OF YOURS?
YOU WON'T BE COLD.
WHY? Y'ALL GOT
THE RADIATOR FIXED?
NO. I'VE TAKEN KHADIJAH'S ROOM.
YOU'VE GOT MY OLD
ROOM‐‐ THE SWEAT BOX.
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
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BROADCASTING COMPANY
I DON'T GET IT, PUG.
A HAMMER WITH A LASER
TARGETING SYSTEM?
OBIE, IT MEANS
IMPROVED ACCURACY.
YOU PUT THE NAIL IN THE WOOD,
NOT YOURSELF, IN THE HOSPITAL.
MAN, I'VE BEEN DRIVING NAILS
SINCE I WAS KNEE‐HIGH
TO A TOOL BOX
AND I HAVE YET TO
GRAZE A KNUCKLE.
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT YOU, OBIE.
GEEZ, NOT YOU.
NEVER YOU.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
EMERGENCY ROOM REGULARS
LIKE ME.
Kyle: SO, PUG.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE
WHEN YOU ARE NOT
WATCHING HEE HAW.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T KYLE‐‐
THE MAN WHO THINKS
SPACKLE IS A FRUIT DRINK.
OVERTON, LET'S JUST GET
YOUR DRYWALL AND
GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS PLACE REEKS
OF MANUAL LABOR.
HEY, PUG, REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN KYLE TRIED TO
ASSEMBLE THE C. D. RACK?
HE WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUT
A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE.
YOU THINK IT'S JUST A
SAYING BUT THIS FOOL
COULDN'T EVEN DO IT...
KYLE, IF YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO TELL THE STORY...
JUST SAY SO.
OH, LORD, IT'S MELODY.
HOW CAN SHE MOVE HERE?
I HAD DIBS ON NEW YORK.
MAYBE SHE'S JUST VISITING.
MAN, SHE'S BUYING DOORKNOBS.
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SOUVENIR.
WHO'S THE CHICK WITH THE KNOBS?
MY EX.
SHE'S THE REASON
I HAD TO LEAVE FAIR CLEVELAND.
SHE COMING THIS WAY?
I'LL ACQUIRE THE TARGET.
HOLD, HOLD.
"ACQUIRE THE TARGET"?
YEAH, ARMY RESERVE,
ONE WEEKEND A MONTH.
I BE ALL I CAN BE.
TAKE HER UP, FINGERHUT.
SHE'S IN "SOILS OF THE
WORLD" AND CLOSING RAPIDLY.
COME ON, KYLE, LET'S
ROLL OUT OF HERE.
I CAN'T FACE MELODY RIGHT NOW
WITHOUT MAKING A
FOOL OUT OF MYSELF.
STELLA!
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TWO QUESTIONS.
WHAT IS THIS THING?
AND WHAT IS IT DOING
IN OUR BATHROOM?
MY AUNT MO SENT ME THAT.
SEE?
SHE'S PRINCESS PORCELAIN
OF THE TIDY POTTY.
HEY
DID YOU AGREE TO THIS
JUST TO TORTURE ME?
OF COURSE NOT.
THE FACT THAT IT
TORTURES YOU IS A BONUS.
♪ TAKE CONTROL ♪
♪ ATTORNEY ANNULLED ♪
♪ GUILTY, INNOCENT ♪
♪ I'M... ♪
♪ GOING OUT ON THE TOWN ♪
♪ LOOKING GREAT, MAXINE SHAW ♪
WHEN YOU MOVED
OUT, WE GAVE MAXINE
A LITTLE OF OUR CLOSET SPACE.
GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY.
I'M TAKING MY OLD ROOM BACK.
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT
TO SPEND THE NIGHT
STUFFED IN A CLOTHES HAMPER.
HEY, IF YOU CAN SWING IT...
YOU KNOW, OVERTON,
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
BY AVOIDING MELODY.
DISCRETION IS THE
BETTER PART OF VALOR.
JUST A FANCY WAY OF
SAYING I'M A COWARD.
NO, NOT SO MUCH
FANCY... AS IT IS ELOQUENT.
YOU KNOW, I RAN FROM
THAT GIRL THREE YEARS AGO
AND I RAN FROM HER TODAY.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO SEE HER.
ARE YOU FORGETTING THE LIPS?
ONE KISS FROM HER
AND YOU WERE
PAINTING HER TOE NAILS.
RIGHT. CAN'T RISK THE LIPS.
BUT I MUST... I
MUSTN'T... I SHALL
I SHAN'T.
SHAN'T I?
EXCUSE ME, HAMLET.
BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN
SYNCLAIRE FINDS OUT?
YOU MEAN BEFORE I TELL HER?
NO, BROTHER.
GIRLFRIENDS ARE BEST HANDLED
ON A NEED‐TO‐KNOW BASIS.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG, MY CANINE FRIEND.
SEE, IN A COMMITTED
RELATIONSHIP, WOMEN...
WOMEN ARE PSYCHIC.
YOU DON'T TELL
THEM SOMETHING'S UP
THEY'LL SENSE IT.
BRING IT UP WHILE YOU'RE EATING
AND A BROTHER
COULD CHOKE TO DEATH.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
W‐W‐WOULD THIS APPLY TO MAX
NOW THAT SHE AND I ARE A COUPLE?
SHE CAN READ YOUR MIND.
SHE'S YOUR EYE IN THE SKY.
COULD BE IT BE POSSIBLE
THAT SHE ALREADY KNOWS
I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO
THE GIANTS GAME WITHOUT HER?
OH, GOOD GOD!
I SHOULDN'T PUT THAT OUT THERE.
CAN WE GET BACK TO MY PROBLEM?
I MUST DEFEND MYSELF
AGAINST THAT PIT
BULL IN HEELS, YES.
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO CLEAR MY MIND
OF INCRIMINATING THOUGHTS.
KYLE?
YEAH, BUD.
GO GIANTS.
HEY, SUGAR BEET.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN.
WHO IS SHE, OVERTON?
WHO IS SHE?
JUST AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
MELODY?
THE GIRL WHO BROKE YOUR HEART
AND DROVE YOU OUT
OF FAIR CLEVELAND?
DAMN, YOU'RE ON
TODAY, AIN'T YOU, GIRL?
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
KYLE SPOTTED HER DOWN
AT THE HARDWARE HACIENDA.
APPARENTLY, SHE'S
MOVED HERE TO BROOKLYN
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE
HER ONE MORE TIME
IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU.
WHAT A RELIEF.
I FORBID YOU.
THERE, THAT'S SETTLED, ISN'T IT?
OH, COME ON, MY LITTLE DUNKAROO.
THIS IS ONE CHAPTER OF MY LIFE
I REALLY NEED TO PUT BEHIND ME.
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT FIVE‐TWO MEDIUM
BUILT REGULAR HAIR
LITTLE SMALL ANKLES...
UH‐UH! FORGET IT!
FORGET IT!
YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO SEE SOME THIN‐ANKLED BABE
WITH TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY? NO!
"TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY"?
I KNOW YOUR TASTE.
YOU KNOW, SYNCLAIRE, I
COULD HAVE GONE TO SEE HER
AND YOU NEVER
WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT.
OKAY, YOU'D KNOW INSTANTLY.
BUT, I MEAN, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
OF COURSE I TRUST YOU, OVERTON.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
MY HEART IS TELLING ME "NO"
AND MY HEAD IS
TELLING ME "HELL, NO."
OH, SHOOT.
THAT'S A PRIORITY ONE.
IT MUST BE THAT
NEW TENANT IN 2‐F.
PROBABLY GOT HIS ARM STUCK
IN THE TRASH SHOOT AGAIN.
KEEP TRYING TO TELL HIM
"YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR
MIND ABOUT NO GARBAGE, MAN."
YEAH, HELLO. THIS
IS OVERTON... OH.
HELLO, THERE.
MELODY.
UH, LONG TIME NO HEAR.
UH, HOW'D YOU GET THE NUMBER?
OH, YEAH, PUG.
GOOD OL' PUG.
PUG DID IT.
YEAH, THAT WAS ME WADDLING.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
UH... LOVE?
UH, SHE WANTS TO GET TOGETHER.
OVERTON?
WELL, IT'LL BE A WELL‐LIT
NEUTRAL TERRITORY.
I WON'T SHAVE.
I WON'T USE BODY SPLASH.
I WON'T EVEN MOISTURIZE.
FINE, OVERTON, GO.
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK HERE, MELODY,
THERE'S A CHEEZY BURGER
ON THE CORNER OF
FLATBUSH AND ST. JAMES.
I'LL SEE YOU IN
ABOUT, OH, HALF HOUR?
OKAY. SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING
UNDERSTANDING, BABY.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S ME.
GOOD OL' UNDERSTANDING
SYNCLAIRE.
I'LL JUST SIT HERE...
WHILE A PIECE OF MY
SOUL FESTERS AND DIES.
WELL... AGAIN, THANKS.
UM... CAN I BRING
YOU ANYTHING BACK?
JUST GO.
FRIES!
OVERTON.
MELODY.
YEAH, UH, KISS‐KISS.
WHAT MADE YOU PICK
A PLACE LIKE THIS?
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SAYS "FAST."
GET IN, GET WHAT YOU
NEED, AND GET OUT. SHALL WE?
I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF ORDERING YOU A
BONUS MEAL TO SAVE TIME.
OBIE, IT'S REALLY
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT
THERE'S NOTHING SYMBOLIC
ABOUT THE BRIDGES
OF MADISON COUNTY.
COLLECTOR'S CUPS.
THEY COME WITH THE MEAL.
NOW WHICH ONE YOU WANT?
CLINT AND MERYL COOKING
OR CLINT AND MERYL KISSING?
I'LL TAKE KISSING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
OVERTON'S WITH THAT
THIN‐ANKLED HEIFER RIGHT NOW.
I SAY WE ROLL DOWN TO CHEEZY
BURGER AND KICK HER ASS.
MAX.
OR WE COULD JUST
STICK WITH PLAN "A"
AND JUST SIT HERE THINKING
NASTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER.
HONEY, LOOK.
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME
JUST CALL ONE OF
YOUR OLD PARAMOURS
AND SIMPLY FAN
THE FLAME A LITTLE.
IF YOU'RE NOT MAD
ENOUGH TO KICK BUTT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET
HIM HAVE THIS LITTLE FLING.
WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY IF KYLE DID THAT?
OH, YEAH, I'M WITH KYLE NOW.
DANG, I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO OVERTON.
SYNCLAIRE, IT'S BASIC
MALE PSYCHOLOGY.
WHEN A MAN SEES AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND
HE CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S STILL BREATHING
AND FORMING COMPLETE SENTENCES.
HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
HE MUST KNOW.
HELLO, KYLE!
MY MAN!
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M WITH YOU NOW.
DANG, I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.
SYNCLAIRE, OVERTON TELLS
ME YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET.
I ASSURE YOU, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S INTERESTED IN HER STILL?
OH, PLEASE, AFTER THE WAY
SHE TURNED DOWN HIS
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UH... OBIE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT, HUH?
OOH, MY BAD.
OKAY.
OKAY, SO OVERTON WANTS
TO MAKE HER MRS. JONES?
THEY'VE GOT A THING GOING ON?
SYNCLAIRE, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
IT'S NOT LIKE MY PAST
DOESN'T HAVE ITS CHECKERS.
WHERE YOU GOING?
I MET A MAN IN
BAYONNE FIVE YEARS AGO
WHO SENDS ME A
CHRISTMAS CARD EVERY YEAR.
WELL, MY SECRET SANTA
IS ABOUT TO GET A
LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA
IN HIS CHRISTMAS STOCKING.
PING! HERE I GO.
A LOT'S CHANGED IN
THREE YEARS, OBIE.
YEAH, CERTAINLY HAS.
I BET YOU'RE STILL TICKLISH
UNDERNEATH YOUR KNEES.
NO, I THINK I'M OVER THAT.
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
I'VE WORN LONG KNEE
SOCKS WITHOUT GIGGLING.
OH, YEAH?
MM‐HMM. YEAH.
REALLY?
OH, WATCH OUT NOW.
UH. OKAY. UM...
LOOKY HERE, MELODY.
THIS HAS ALL BEEN
ROARING GOOD FUN
BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
I'VE BEEN THINKING
A LOT ABOUT YOU
IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, OBIE
AND WHEN I GOT THIS
JOB OFFER IN NEW YORK
IT FELT LIKE FATE.
AND...
I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T HAVE
A RING ON YOUR FINGER.
OH, YEAH.
YOU'RE A FINE ONE
TO BRING UP RINGS.
I GUESS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE STEALERS
VS. THE BROWNS
OCTOBER 11, 1992.
IT TOOK A LOT
TO GET THAT UP ON
THE SCOREBOARD.
"MELODY, WILL YOU
MARRY ME? OVERTON."
I REMEMBER, OBIE‐‐ I WAS THERE.
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU TURNED ME DOWN
ON THE DIAMOND‐VISION SCREEN.
AND THERE WAS THE REFEREE
WITH THE SMART ATTITUDE
SIGNALING "INCOMPLETE PASS."
AND WHEN I RAN OUT OF THERE
YOU DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW.
OBIE, I TRIED, BUT I
LOST YOU IN THE WAVE.
YOU COULD HAVE TRACKED ME DOWN.
I HUNG AROUND CLEVELAND
FOR ALMOST FOUR HOURS
BEFORE I MOVED TO NEW YORK.
OBIE... I WAS THE
LOSER THAT DAY.
I WAS SUCH A SNOB.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WERE TOO SIMPLE FOR ME
BUT I HAVE GROWN ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT I WANT A SIMPLE GUY‐‐
A SIMPLE
AVERAGE, ORDINARY,
RUN‐OF‐THE‐MILL...
YEAH, YEAH, SIMPLE‐‐ I GET IT.
OBIE, I KNOW IT WOULD BE FOOLISH
TO THINK THAT WE COULD JUST...
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF
BUT, WELL, I WAS HOPING
THAT MAYBE WE COULD...
START OVER?
SYNCLAIRE JAMES?
YOU MUST REMEMBER.
WE MET IN ATLANTIC CITY AT
THE DOM DeLUISE TAFFY PULL.
SORRY. STILL BLANK.
YOU SEND ME A CHRISTMAS
CARD EVERY YEAR.
OH, YOU AND 1,200 OTHER PEOPLE.
I SELL INSURANCE.
ON THIS YEAR'S CARD
LIFT THE MANGER.
YOU'LL FIND A HANDY CALENDAR.
COME ON.
WE WENT TO THE STEVE
AND EYDIE CONCERT.
WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT GOING.
WELL, ACTUALLY, I
TALKED ABOUT GOING, BUT...
IT WAS A NIGHT OF
UNBRIDLED PASSION.
Woman: DARREN!
WHO'S AT THE DOOR?
SOME WOMAN WHO
DIDN'T BUY A POLICY, DEAR!
BUT WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN A HIGH‐QUALITY INDIVIDUAL
HEALTH PLAN WHICH COVERS
MOST PRE‐EXISTING
MENTAL CONDITIONS?
MELODY, UM...
SEEING YOU LIKE THIS
RACKED BY REMORSE...
IT DOES MY HEART GOOD.
THERE'S NO FUTURE FOR US.
I MEAN, I'M IN LOVE WITH
A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
OVERTON WE WERE
IN LOVE FOR SIX YEARS.
THERE'S GOT TO
BE SOMETHING LEFT.
OTHERWISE WHY DID
YOU AGREE TO SEE ME?
MAYBE I WASN'T SURE YOU
WERE REALLY OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
WELL...
YOU'RE NOT OUT OF MINE.
NOTHING.
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU
DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING?
NO SHORTNESS OF BREATH.
MY LEFT ARM'S NOT NUMB
AND I DON'T HEAR MARVIN GAYE.
THANK YOU, MELODY.
NOW I KNOW WHY I CAME
AND WHY I HAVE TO GO.
OBIE, ARE YOU SURE?
WELL, CAN WE AT
LEAST BE FRIENDS?
I BELIEVE IT WAS
LORD BYRON WHO SAID
"THE BEST WAY WILL BE
TO AVOID EACH OTHER
WITHOUT APPEARING TO DO SO."
LETTER OF APRIL 25, 1814.
GOOD‐BYE, GIRLIE.
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR
ALL OF THIS TO GO DOWN.
OBIE SEEING THE WOMAN
WHO REJECTED HIM.
SYNCLAIRE REKINDLING
AN OLD FLAME.
THIS IS TRULY A HOMECOMING.
HEY, HOW'D IT GO IN BAYONNE?
OKAY, I GUESS.
I'M COVERED UP TO THREE
MONTHS IN A SANITARIUM.
I HEARD YOU COME
IN, SWEET THING.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
YOUR FAVORITE‐‐ THAT BUBBLE GUM
THAT LOOKS LIKE CHEWING TOBACCO.
WELL, I ASKED FOR
FRIES, BUT THANKS.
UH, SYNCLAIRE... OVERTON.
I JUST WENT TO SEE A
FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY.
ON THE WAY BACK, MAX'S
CAR RAN OUT OF GAS
AND DURING THE WALK HOME,
I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK.
BY THE WAY, MAX
YOU MAY WANT TO
CALL TRIPLE‐ "A."
YOUR CAR'S SORT OF
BLOCKING THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
I REMEMBER THE TIME
THAT GUY FROM NIGHT
SCHOOL KISSED ME.
YOU WERE MAD AT FIRST, BUT
EVENTUALLY YOU UNDERSTOOD.
YEAH, WELL, THAT SORT OF THING
CAN HAPPEN TO THE
MOST INNOCENT OF VICTIMS.
LISTEN, THE WAY I SEE IT,
EVERY PERSON IN A RELATIONSHIP
IS ENTITLED TO ONE "GIMME."
THAT WAS MY "GIMME,"
AND THIS WAS YOURS.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
GRATEFUL TO MELODY.
IF SHE HADN'T HAVE DUMPED ME
I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET YOU.
NOW, OVERTON?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE TOLD ME
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PAST?
LIKE WHY YOU NEVER
TOLD SYNCLAIRE
YOU ASKED THAT
WOMAN TO MARRY YOU.
LOOK HERE, LITTLE
WOMAN, I MOVED YOU IN.
I CAN MOVE YOUR HAPPY
ASS UP OUT OF HERE.
SYNCLAIRE, I'LL BE HAPPY
TO DISCUSS THIS WITH
YOU IN DETAIL LATER
BUT RIGHT NOW
I GOT TO HAVE A QUICK
CHAT WITH MY FRIEND KYLE.
OH, SHORTY!
GOT A MINUTE?
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
THINK I'LL GO UP TO
MY LOVELY NEW ROOM.
THAT'S A LOVELY NEW ATTITUDE.
IT JUST TOOK ME
SOME TIME TO ADJUST
AND BESIDES, WHEN
I WAS TEARING DOWN
SYNCLAIRE'S ZODIAC WALLPAPER...
I FOUND A LIVE CABLE OUTLET
THAT GIVES ME EVERY
PREMIUM CHANNEL FOR FREE.
SO IF ANYONE WANTS
TO SEE THE TYSON FIGHT
IT'S STARTING IN
JUST FOUR MINUTES
AND IT'S ONLY 15 BUCKS.
YOU GOT CHANGE FOR A 20?
OKAY, OKAY.
Both: WELCOME HOME!
OH, YOU TWO...
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.
OKAY, NOW GET ONE
FROM THIS ANGLE HERE.
COME ON.
IN FIVE, FOUR THREE,
TWO... OH, YOU TWO!
NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE
BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.
GREAT. THAT ALMOST FELT REAL.
IT IS SO GOOD TO BE BACK
IN THE PLACE LIKE YOU KNOW
LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.
THE OLD STOMPING...
WHERE'S MY COUCH?
I GOT RID OF THAT RAGGEDY THING.
I GOT THIS ONE
AT THAT NEW SCANDINAVIAN
FURNITURE WAREHOUSE.
BJORN FREE.
WELL, I... I GUESS IT'S NICE
TO HAVE A SPLASH OF FRESHNESS
IN A BELOVED OLD...
WHERE IS MY RUG?
OH, IT DIDN'T GO
WITH THE NEW COUCH.
IT'S AT THE SALVATION ARMY.
MY BEDROOM DRAPES?
I ONLY USED A SMALL
PIECE AS A RAG.
THE REST OF IT
MADE A WELCOME BED
FOR THAT PREGNANT ALLEY
CAT DURING HER TIME OF JOY.
YOU... YOU PEOPLE
HAVE ERASED EVERY TRACE
OF MY EVER BEING HERE.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME BACK?
REGINE... COME ON
NOW‐‐ YOU'RE FAM.
NOW SOME TACKY DRAPES AND A
BOOTY‐ASS RUG CAN'T CHANGE THAT.
REGINE, WE LOVE YOU HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
OBIE, WOULD YOU
BE A DEAR AND TAKE
THAT UP TO MY ROOM?
WHICH IS NOW UPSTAIRS
AND TO YOUR RIGHT.
I TOOK YOUR OLD ROOM.
YOU TOOK MY BEAUTIFUL,
CROSS‐VENTILATED ROOM
AND PUT ME IN THAT
MEAT LOCKER OF YOURS?
YOU WON'T BE COLD.
WHY? Y'ALL GOT
THE RADIATOR FIXED?
NO. I'VE TAKEN KHADIJAH'S ROOM.
YOU'VE GOT MY OLD
ROOM‐‐ THE SWEAT BOX.
♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪
♪ HEY ♪
♪ SINGLE ♪
♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪
♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ WHAT? ♪
♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪
♪ WHENEVER THIS
LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪
♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪
♪ MY HOMEGIRL
STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪
♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪
♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S
TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪
Captioning sponsored by FOX
BROADCASTING COMPANY
I DON'T GET IT, PUG.
A HAMMER WITH A LASER
TARGETING SYSTEM?
OBIE, IT MEANS
IMPROVED ACCURACY.
YOU PUT THE NAIL IN THE WOOD,
NOT YOURSELF, IN THE HOSPITAL.
MAN, I'VE BEEN DRIVING NAILS
SINCE I WAS KNEE‐HIGH
TO A TOOL BOX
AND I HAVE YET TO
GRAZE A KNUCKLE.
I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT YOU, OBIE.
GEEZ, NOT YOU.
NEVER YOU.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
EMERGENCY ROOM REGULARS
LIKE ME.
Kyle: SO, PUG.
THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE
WHEN YOU ARE NOT
WATCHING HEE HAW.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T KYLE‐‐
THE MAN WHO THINKS
SPACKLE IS A FRUIT DRINK.
OVERTON, LET'S JUST GET
YOUR DRYWALL AND
GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS PLACE REEKS
OF MANUAL LABOR.
HEY, PUG, REMEMBER THAT TIME
WHEN KYLE TRIED TO
ASSEMBLE THE C. D. RACK?
HE WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUT
A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE.
YOU THINK IT'S JUST A
SAYING BUT THIS FOOL
COULDN'T EVEN DO IT...
KYLE, IF YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO TELL THE STORY...
JUST SAY SO.
OH, LORD, IT'S MELODY.
HOW CAN SHE MOVE HERE?
I HAD DIBS ON NEW YORK.
MAYBE SHE'S JUST VISITING.
MAN, SHE'S BUYING DOORKNOBS.
THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SOUVENIR.
WHO'S THE CHICK WITH THE KNOBS?
MY EX.
SHE'S THE REASON
I HAD TO LEAVE FAIR CLEVELAND.
SHE COMING THIS WAY?
I'LL ACQUIRE THE TARGET.
HOLD, HOLD.
"ACQUIRE THE TARGET"?
YEAH, ARMY RESERVE,
ONE WEEKEND A MONTH.
I BE ALL I CAN BE.
TAKE HER UP, FINGERHUT.
SHE'S IN "SOILS OF THE
WORLD" AND CLOSING RAPIDLY.
COME ON, KYLE, LET'S
ROLL OUT OF HERE.
I CAN'T FACE MELODY RIGHT NOW
WITHOUT MAKING A
FOOL OUT OF MYSELF.
STELLA!
ALL RIGHT, I GOT TWO QUESTIONS.
WHAT IS THIS THING?
AND WHAT IS IT DOING
IN OUR BATHROOM?
MY AUNT MO SENT ME THAT.
SEE?
SHE'S PRINCESS PORCELAIN
OF THE TIDY POTTY.
HEY
DID YOU AGREE TO THIS
JUST TO TORTURE ME?
OF COURSE NOT.
THE FACT THAT IT
TORTURES YOU IS A BONUS.
♪ TAKE CONTROL ♪
♪ ATTORNEY ANNULLED ♪
♪ GUILTY, INNOCENT ♪
♪ I'M... ♪
♪ GOING OUT ON THE TOWN ♪
♪ LOOKING GREAT, MAXINE SHAW ♪
WHEN YOU MOVED
OUT, WE GAVE MAXINE
A LITTLE OF OUR CLOSET SPACE.
GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY.
I'M TAKING MY OLD ROOM BACK.
NOT UNLESS YOU WANT
TO SPEND THE NIGHT
STUFFED IN A CLOTHES HAMPER.
HEY, IF YOU CAN SWING IT...
YOU KNOW, OVERTON,
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
BY AVOIDING MELODY.
DISCRETION IS THE
BETTER PART OF VALOR.
JUST A FANCY WAY OF
SAYING I'M A COWARD.
NO, NOT SO MUCH
FANCY... AS IT IS ELOQUENT.
YOU KNOW, I RAN FROM
THAT GIRL THREE YEARS AGO
AND I RAN FROM HER TODAY.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO SEE HER.
ARE YOU FORGETTING THE LIPS?
ONE KISS FROM HER
AND YOU WERE
PAINTING HER TOE NAILS.
RIGHT. CAN'T RISK THE LIPS.
BUT I MUST... I
MUSTN'T... I SHALL
I SHAN'T.
SHAN'T I?
EXCUSE ME, HAMLET.
BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN
SYNCLAIRE FINDS OUT?
YOU MEAN BEFORE I TELL HER?
NO, BROTHER.
GIRLFRIENDS ARE BEST HANDLED
ON A NEED‐TO‐KNOW BASIS.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
WRONG, MY CANINE FRIEND.
SEE, IN A COMMITTED
RELATIONSHIP, WOMEN...
WOMEN ARE PSYCHIC.
YOU DON'T TELL
THEM SOMETHING'S UP
THEY'LL SENSE IT.
BRING IT UP WHILE YOU'RE EATING
AND A BROTHER
COULD CHOKE TO DEATH.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
W‐W‐WOULD THIS APPLY TO MAX
NOW THAT SHE AND I ARE A COUPLE?
SHE CAN READ YOUR MIND.
SHE'S YOUR EYE IN THE SKY.
COULD BE IT BE POSSIBLE
THAT SHE ALREADY KNOWS
I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO
THE GIANTS GAME WITHOUT HER?
OH, GOOD GOD!
I SHOULDN'T PUT THAT OUT THERE.
CAN WE GET BACK TO MY PROBLEM?
I MUST DEFEND MYSELF
AGAINST THAT PIT
BULL IN HEELS, YES.
I'M GOING UPSTAIRS
TO CLEAR MY MIND
OF INCRIMINATING THOUGHTS.
KYLE?
YEAH, BUD.
GO GIANTS.
HEY, SUGAR BEET.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN.
WHO IS SHE, OVERTON?
WHO IS SHE?
JUST AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
MELODY?
THE GIRL WHO BROKE YOUR HEART
AND DROVE YOU OUT
OF FAIR CLEVELAND?
DAMN, YOU'RE ON
TODAY, AIN'T YOU, GIRL?
IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
KYLE SPOTTED HER DOWN
AT THE HARDWARE HACIENDA.
APPARENTLY, SHE'S
MOVED HERE TO BROOKLYN
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE
HER ONE MORE TIME
IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU.
WHAT A RELIEF.
I FORBID YOU.
THERE, THAT'S SETTLED, ISN'T IT?
OH, COME ON, MY LITTLE DUNKAROO.
THIS IS ONE CHAPTER OF MY LIFE
I REALLY NEED TO PUT BEHIND ME.
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?
I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT FIVE‐TWO MEDIUM
BUILT REGULAR HAIR
LITTLE SMALL ANKLES...
UH‐UH! FORGET IT!
FORGET IT!
YOU THINK I'M GOING
TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO SEE SOME THIN‐ANKLED BABE
WITH TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY? NO!
"TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY"?
I KNOW YOUR TASTE.
YOU KNOW, SYNCLAIRE, I
COULD HAVE GONE TO SEE HER
AND YOU NEVER
WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT.
OKAY, YOU'D KNOW INSTANTLY.
BUT, I MEAN, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?
OF COURSE I TRUST YOU, OVERTON.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
MY HEART IS TELLING ME "NO"
AND MY HEAD IS
TELLING ME "HELL, NO."
OH, SHOOT.
THAT'S A PRIORITY ONE.
IT MUST BE THAT
NEW TENANT IN 2‐F.
PROBABLY GOT HIS ARM STUCK
IN THE TRASH SHOOT AGAIN.
KEEP TRYING TO TELL HIM
"YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR
MIND ABOUT NO GARBAGE, MAN."
YEAH, HELLO. THIS
IS OVERTON... OH.
HELLO, THERE.
MELODY.
UH, LONG TIME NO HEAR.
UH, HOW'D YOU GET THE NUMBER?
OH, YEAH, PUG.
GOOD OL' PUG.
PUG DID IT.
YEAH, THAT WAS ME WADDLING.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
HOLD ON A SECOND.
UH... LOVE?
UH, SHE WANTS TO GET TOGETHER.
OVERTON?
WELL, IT'LL BE A WELL‐LIT
NEUTRAL TERRITORY.
I WON'T SHAVE.
I WON'T USE BODY SPLASH.
I WON'T EVEN MOISTURIZE.
FINE, OVERTON, GO.
ALL RIGHT.
LOOK HERE, MELODY,
THERE'S A CHEEZY BURGER
ON THE CORNER OF
FLATBUSH AND ST. JAMES.
I'LL SEE YOU IN
ABOUT, OH, HALF HOUR?
OKAY. SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR BEING
UNDERSTANDING, BABY.
OH, YEAH, THAT'S ME.
GOOD OL' UNDERSTANDING
SYNCLAIRE.
I'LL JUST SIT HERE...
WHILE A PIECE OF MY
SOUL FESTERS AND DIES.
WELL... AGAIN, THANKS.
UM... CAN I BRING
YOU ANYTHING BACK?
JUST GO.
FRIES!
OVERTON.
MELODY.
YEAH, UH, KISS‐KISS.
WHAT MADE YOU PICK
A PLACE LIKE THIS?
EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SAYS "FAST."
GET IN, GET WHAT YOU
NEED, AND GET OUT. SHALL WE?
I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF ORDERING YOU A
BONUS MEAL TO SAVE TIME.
OBIE, IT'S REALLY
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT
THERE'S NOTHING SYMBOLIC
ABOUT THE BRIDGES
OF MADISON COUNTY.
COLLECTOR'S CUPS.
THEY COME WITH THE MEAL.
NOW WHICH ONE YOU WANT?
CLINT AND MERYL COOKING
OR CLINT AND MERYL KISSING?
I'LL TAKE KISSING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
OVERTON'S WITH THAT
THIN‐ANKLED HEIFER RIGHT NOW.
I SAY WE ROLL DOWN TO CHEEZY
BURGER AND KICK HER ASS.
MAX.
OR WE COULD JUST
STICK WITH PLAN "A"
AND JUST SIT HERE THINKING
NASTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER.
HONEY, LOOK.
IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME
JUST CALL ONE OF
YOUR OLD PARAMOURS
AND SIMPLY FAN
THE FLAME A LITTLE.
IF YOU'RE NOT MAD
ENOUGH TO KICK BUTT
MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET
HIM HAVE THIS LITTLE FLING.
WHAT WOULD YOU
SAY IF KYLE DID THAT?
OH, YEAH, I'M WITH KYLE NOW.
DANG, I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO OVERTON.
SYNCLAIRE, IT'S BASIC
MALE PSYCHOLOGY.
WHEN A MAN SEES AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND
HE CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE'S STILL BREATHING
AND FORMING COMPLETE SENTENCES.
HOW DOES SHE DO IT?
HE MUST KNOW.
HELLO, KYLE!
MY MAN!
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M WITH YOU NOW.
DANG, I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.
SYNCLAIRE, OVERTON TELLS
ME YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET.
I ASSURE YOU, YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S INTERESTED IN HER STILL?
OH, PLEASE, AFTER THE WAY
SHE TURNED DOWN HIS
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
UH... OBIE DIDN'T
MENTION THAT, HUH?
OOH, MY BAD.
OKAY.
OKAY, SO OVERTON WANTS
TO MAKE HER MRS. JONES?
THEY'VE GOT A THING GOING ON?
SYNCLAIRE, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME.
IT'S NOT LIKE MY PAST
DOESN'T HAVE ITS CHECKERS.
WHERE YOU GOING?
I MET A MAN IN
BAYONNE FIVE YEARS AGO
WHO SENDS ME A
CHRISTMAS CARD EVERY YEAR.
WELL, MY SECRET SANTA
IS ABOUT TO GET A
LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA
IN HIS CHRISTMAS STOCKING.
PING! HERE I GO.
A LOT'S CHANGED IN
THREE YEARS, OBIE.
YEAH, CERTAINLY HAS.
I BET YOU'RE STILL TICKLISH
UNDERNEATH YOUR KNEES.
NO, I THINK I'M OVER THAT.
ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS
I'VE WORN LONG KNEE
SOCKS WITHOUT GIGGLING.
OH, YEAH?
MM‐HMM. YEAH.
REALLY?
OH, WATCH OUT NOW.
UH. OKAY. UM...
LOOKY HERE, MELODY.
THIS HAS ALL BEEN
ROARING GOOD FUN
BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
I'VE BEEN THINKING
A LOT ABOUT YOU
IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, OBIE
AND WHEN I GOT THIS
JOB OFFER IN NEW YORK
IT FELT LIKE FATE.
AND...
I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T HAVE
A RING ON YOUR FINGER.
OH, YEAH.
YOU'RE A FINE ONE
TO BRING UP RINGS.
I GUESS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE STEALERS
VS. THE BROWNS
OCTOBER 11, 1992.
IT TOOK A LOT
TO GET THAT UP ON
THE SCOREBOARD.
"MELODY, WILL YOU
MARRY ME? OVERTON."
I REMEMBER, OBIE‐‐ I WAS THERE.
BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU TURNED ME DOWN
ON THE DIAMOND‐VISION SCREEN.
AND THERE WAS THE REFEREE
WITH THE SMART ATTITUDE
SIGNALING "INCOMPLETE PASS."
AND WHEN I RAN OUT OF THERE
YOU DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW.
OBIE, I TRIED, BUT I
LOST YOU IN THE WAVE.
YOU COULD HAVE TRACKED ME DOWN.
I HUNG AROUND CLEVELAND
FOR ALMOST FOUR HOURS
BEFORE I MOVED TO NEW YORK.
OBIE... I WAS THE
LOSER THAT DAY.
I WAS SUCH A SNOB.
I THOUGHT THAT YOU
WERE TOO SIMPLE FOR ME
BUT I HAVE GROWN ENOUGH TO KNOW
THAT I WANT A SIMPLE GUY‐‐
A SIMPLE
AVERAGE, ORDINARY,
RUN‐OF‐THE‐MILL...
YEAH, YEAH, SIMPLE‐‐ I GET IT.
OBIE, I KNOW IT WOULD BE FOOLISH
TO THINK THAT WE COULD JUST...
PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF
BUT, WELL, I WAS HOPING
THAT MAYBE WE COULD...
START OVER?
SYNCLAIRE JAMES?
YOU MUST REMEMBER.
WE MET IN ATLANTIC CITY AT
THE DOM DeLUISE TAFFY PULL.
SORRY. STILL BLANK.
YOU SEND ME A CHRISTMAS
CARD EVERY YEAR.
OH, YOU AND 1,200 OTHER PEOPLE.
I SELL INSURANCE.
ON THIS YEAR'S CARD
LIFT THE MANGER.
YOU'LL FIND A HANDY CALENDAR.
COME ON.
WE WENT TO THE STEVE
AND EYDIE CONCERT.
WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT GOING.
WELL, ACTUALLY, I
TALKED ABOUT GOING, BUT...
IT WAS A NIGHT OF
UNBRIDLED PASSION.
Woman: DARREN!
WHO'S AT THE DOOR?
SOME WOMAN WHO
DIDN'T BUY A POLICY, DEAR!
BUT WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED
IN A HIGH‐QUALITY INDIVIDUAL
HEALTH PLAN WHICH COVERS
MOST PRE‐EXISTING
MENTAL CONDITIONS?
MELODY, UM...
SEEING YOU LIKE THIS
RACKED BY REMORSE...
IT DOES MY HEART GOOD.
THERE'S NO FUTURE FOR US.
I MEAN, I'M IN LOVE WITH
A WONDERFUL WOMAN.
OVERTON WE WERE
IN LOVE FOR SIX YEARS.
THERE'S GOT TO
BE SOMETHING LEFT.
OTHERWISE WHY DID
YOU AGREE TO SEE ME?
MAYBE I WASN'T SURE YOU
WERE REALLY OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
WELL...
YOU'RE NOT OUT OF MINE.
NOTHING.
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU
DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING?
NO SHORTNESS OF BREATH.
MY LEFT ARM'S NOT NUMB
AND I DON'T HEAR MARVIN GAYE.
THANK YOU, MELODY.
NOW I KNOW WHY I CAME
AND WHY I HAVE TO GO.
OBIE, ARE YOU SURE?
WELL, CAN WE AT
LEAST BE FRIENDS?
I BELIEVE IT WAS
LORD BYRON WHO SAID
"THE BEST WAY WILL BE
TO AVOID EACH OTHER
WITHOUT APPEARING TO DO SO."
LETTER OF APRIL 25, 1814.
GOOD‐BYE, GIRLIE.
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR
ALL OF THIS TO GO DOWN.
OBIE SEEING THE WOMAN
WHO REJECTED HIM.
SYNCLAIRE REKINDLING
AN OLD FLAME.
THIS IS TRULY A HOMECOMING.
HEY, HOW'D IT GO IN BAYONNE?
OKAY, I GUESS.
I'M COVERED UP TO THREE
MONTHS IN A SANITARIUM.
I HEARD YOU COME
IN, SWEET THING.
LOOK WHAT I GOT.
YOUR FAVORITE‐‐ THAT BUBBLE GUM
THAT LOOKS LIKE CHEWING TOBACCO.
WELL, I ASKED FOR
FRIES, BUT THANKS.
UH, SYNCLAIRE... OVERTON.
I JUST WENT TO SEE A
FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY.
ON THE WAY BACK, MAX'S
CAR RAN OUT OF GAS
AND DURING THE WALK HOME,
I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK.
BY THE WAY, MAX
YOU MAY WANT TO
CALL TRIPLE‐ "A."
YOUR CAR'S SORT OF
BLOCKING THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.
I REMEMBER THE TIME
THAT GUY FROM NIGHT
SCHOOL KISSED ME.
YOU WERE MAD AT FIRST, BUT
EVENTUALLY YOU UNDERSTOOD.
YEAH, WELL, THAT SORT OF THING
CAN HAPPEN TO THE
MOST INNOCENT OF VICTIMS.
LISTEN, THE WAY I SEE IT,
EVERY PERSON IN A RELATIONSHIP
IS ENTITLED TO ONE "GIMME."
THAT WAS MY "GIMME,"
AND THIS WAS YOURS.
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
GRATEFUL TO MELODY.
IF SHE HADN'T HAVE DUMPED ME
I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET YOU.
NOW, OVERTON?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE TOLD ME
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PAST?
LIKE WHY YOU NEVER
TOLD SYNCLAIRE
YOU ASKED THAT
WOMAN TO MARRY YOU.
LOOK HERE, LITTLE
WOMAN, I MOVED YOU IN.
I CAN MOVE YOUR HAPPY
ASS UP OUT OF HERE.
SYNCLAIRE, I'LL BE HAPPY
TO DISCUSS THIS WITH
YOU IN DETAIL LATER
BUT RIGHT NOW
I GOT TO HAVE A QUICK
CHAT WITH MY FRIEND KYLE.
OH, SHORTY!
GOT A MINUTE?
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
THINK I'LL GO UP TO
MY LOVELY NEW ROOM.
THAT'S A LOVELY NEW ATTITUDE.
IT JUST TOOK ME
SOME TIME TO ADJUST
AND BESIDES, WHEN
I WAS TEARING DOWN
SYNCLAIRE'S ZODIAC WALLPAPER...
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