Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 3, Episode 23 - Nick Swardson vs. Theresa Caputo - full transcript
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says ♪
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
♪ You were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your boy ♪
♪ Your 20th century toy ♪
Yeah!
He was born to love you,
and you can't help but love him back.
Give it up for your host, LL Cool J!
Hands in the air!
Let me hear you say yeah!
Yeah!
Say hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
Here is where...
we combine incredible music,
your favorite stars,
and we mix it all up to provide you
with one hell of a good time.
All right?
But, before you meet the contenders...
I've got to bring out
our color commentator,
the spectacular with
splendiferous vernacular.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chrissy Teigen!
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
Hey! Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey! Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Go, Chrissy, you look good tonight.
Go, Chrissy. You're
going to be all right.
Here, Chrissy, pop a bottle with me.
Woo!
- What's up?
- I still get flustered with you!
Seriously.
Third season, I still get nervous.
I get a little nervous too.
- No!
- Yeah...
Oh stop. Are you nervous for tonight?
I'm so nervous.
What can the people expect?
This is going to be one of the
funniest battles yet, actually.
We have a comedian
and a medium,
and I've dubbed it the "comedium" show.
It's the "comedium" show!
Right?
Okay, okay, well, it's
time to get it started.
- Let's do it! So excited.
- Let's get it popping.
- I like that outfit by the way. That's nice.
- Thank you.
That's nice. That's a nice outfit.
Okay. She's a New York
Times best-selling author,
tours all over the country,
and she's TLC's
Long Island Medium.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Theresa Caputo!
- Hey, how are you?
- Good.
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
And he's a hilarious stand-up comedian,
he wrote, produced and
starred in the comedy
Bucky Larson: Born to Be Star,
he played Chip the Psychic
in A Haunted House...
Nick Swardson!
What's up, man?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Wow.
I love it. I love it. All right.
Theresa, you come on over here.
- Uh-oh.
- Nick, have a seat in the V.I.P.
No, this cannot be happening.
Oh my God, you're a little firecracker.
I love it.
- I'm nervous.
- I'm so excited.
Theresa, what song are you
choosing to go with first?
I have chosen... I Gotta Feeling.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Want to take the Mic?
It's going to happen now?
- It's gonna happen right now. You gotta do it.
- It's happening now, girl!
- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready!
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Theresa Caputo!
♪ I gotta feeling ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna
be a good, good night ♪
♪ Tonight's the night ♪
♪ Let's live it up ♪
♪ I got my money ♪
♪ Let's spend it up ♪
♪ Go out and smash it ♪
♪ Like oh my God ♪
♪ Jump off that sofa ♪
♪ Let's get, get off ♪
♪ I know that we'll have a ball ♪
Uh-oh! - ♪ If we get down
and go out and just lose it all ♪
- Uh-oh!
- ♪ I feel stressed out, I wanna let it go ♪
♪ Let's go way out spaced
out and losing all control ♪
- ♪ Fill up my cup, mazel tov♪
- ♪ Drink ♪
- ♪ L'chaim♪
- ♪ Look at her dancing ♪
- ♪ Move it, move it ♪
- ♪ Just take it off ♪
- ♪ Let's paint the town ♪
- ♪ Paint the town ♪
- ♪ We'll shut it down ♪
- ♪ Shut it down ♪
♪ Let's burn the roof,
and then we'll do it again ♪
- ♪ Let's do it, let's do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Here we come,
here we go, we gotta rock ♪
♪ Easy come, easy go, now we on top ♪
♪ Feel the shot, body rock,
rock it, don't stop ♪
♪ Round and round, up and
down, around the clock ♪
♪ I gotta feeling ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna
be a good, good night ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
Wow.
Wow.
Chrissy!
I very rarely get to see this
little ripped body on
Long Island Medium,
and I'm so excited for this!
I knew you had mental energy,
but I didn't know you had
so much physical energy,
and I'm... I'm exhausted...
- I don't know. I'm shot.
- ...from watching.
Talking to dead people
is so much easier.
Nick, what could you read from Theresa's
performance? What did you read?
I mean, that was pretty hardcore.
This is like some WWE. I walked
into a battlefield right now.
- Thank you.
- That was really awesome.
You did a great job. So, Theresa,
- you go on over to the V.I.P. for a minute.
- All right.
Nick! Roll on over here.
Oh no, no, you can keep that.
I'll hold on to this for a sec.
You can keep that for a second.
So... how you doing?
- I'm doing pretty good.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
- Thank you for having me, LL.
That's awesome.
I'm glad I got to say that sentence,
"Thank you for having me, LL."
I've always... that's pretty awesome.
So... it's pretty...
it's a good feeling.
All right so, Nick,
what song did you choose?
I chose Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams.
Oh yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Swardson!
♪ I got my first real six-string ♪
♪ Bought it at the five-and-dime ♪
♪ Played it till my fingers bled ♪
♪ It was the summer of '69 ♪
♪ Me and some guys from school ♪
- Oh my God!
- ♪ Had a band and we tried real hard ♪
♪ Jimmy quit and Jody got married ♪
♪ I should've known we'd never get far ♪
♪ Oh, when I look back now ♪
♪ That summer seemed to last forever ♪
♪ And if I had the choice ♪
♪ Ya, I'd always want to be there ♪
♪ Those were the best days of my life ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Back in the summer of '69 ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Man, we were killin' time ♪
♪ We were young and restless ♪
♪ We needed to unwind ♪
♪ I guess nothin' can last forever ♪
♪ Forever, no ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Back in the summer of '69 ♪
Chrissy!
Oh, man!
How would you describe Nick's energy?
Oh... I-I know that number well,
not the year, just the number.
- You like that number?
- No, I'm just kidding.
I... huh, we've been together
for a long time now, so...
Not really.
I feel you. I'm going
to leave that alone.
Listen, Theresa, how would you
describe what Nick just did?
- What did you think? - Oh, you know
what, Nick? I was very nice to you.
You were making me think like,
"Oh, I'm just a comedian.
"I don't do this. I don't know.
I've lip-synced. I was
drunk at a karaoke bar."
This Lip Sync Battle just for real.
Oh.
Okay...
Okay, Nick, you head over to the V.I.P.
That does it for round one.
We've all got that '69 feeling.
Next stop, round two,
where the competition
amps up a few notches,
and the stars take it to new heights.
Come on back!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ It was the summer of '69 ♪
We're back with LSB!
And our contenders, Theresa and
Nick, have already let it be known
that they didn't come here to lose.
Now it's round two,
where the battle for the belt
takes on a whole new life!
Before we bring her out,
let's take a look at how Theresa
put together the
performance of her dreams.
I'm just so excited to be here!
You guys ready for the battle?
- Yeah.
- I'm not.
So this is where
the practice is gonna be?
This is my first time, nobody judge me.
I'm not a dancer and
I'm not even a singer.
Wait, that's it?
No, we have more time on stage.
I'm just gonna go
out there and have fun.
We don't get much time
to rehearse though.
Oh my God, hi!
Theresa Caputo!
Theresa, you want to
just go for it and try it?
Oh, yeah, you do my hair.
Okay. Don't play with it
too much, because then
I'm going to fall asleep.
I'm going to fall asleep.
Three, two...
You guys can clap better than that!
Theresa,
your pajamas are here.
How adorable! I love them!
Can you sign them,
'cause you made them for me?
Could you have everybody sign them?
Dancers and everybody?
- Theresa, we would be honored...
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's what I want.
- ...to do that for you.
- Perfect. Thank you.
- Absolutely.
These will be my keepsake jammies.
Please clear the stage.
Please clear the stage.
- Good luck, Theresa!
- Thank you! Thanks guys!
This is amazing,
I'm on the Lip Sync Battle.
One, two, three! Girls!
Oh my God, this is really happening. No!
♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
♪ My mother says, "When you
gonna live your life right?" ♪
♪ Oh mother dear, we're
not the fortunate ones ♪
♪ And girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh girls just want to have fun ♪
♪ The phone rings in the
middle of the night ♪
♪ My father yells, "What you
gonna do with your life?" ♪
♪ Oh daddy dear, you know
you're still number one ♪
♪ But girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh, girls just want to have ♪
♪ That's all they really want ♪
♪ Some fun ♪
♪ When the working day is done ♪
♪ Oh girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Girls and boys wanna have fun,
♪ Girls wanna have ♪
♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪
♪ Girls ♪
♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
That was amazing.
It's a mess in here!
Theresa, should I give you
the Heimlich, babe?
You need a Heimlich?
Chrissy!
Chrissy!
- Oh my God!
- Are you having fun?
It has brought me back
to my two favorite boys.
That's what it came down to?
My baby, I got my boo on my pillow.
You've got the John Legend pillow?
That... brought me back, baby.
That was good.
- All right, yeah. Nick?
- Yeah.
If you were in the audience's shoes,
would you vote for Theresa
after that performance?
I thought that was pretty phenomenal.
I think...
...that was pretty great.
My favorite moment was at the end
where Theresa looked
like a cat that ate a bird
and then, like, coughed up the feathers.
You were amazing. I thought
it was a great performance.
- Thank you.
- Great song.
It made me want to have a vagina.
Well, Theresa, join the V.I.P.
You did a great job.
You did a great job.
- Thank you.
- Give her a round of applause.
You go in the V.I.P. and have a seat.
Theresa brought that
strong island flavor
with a lot of feathers.
Now Nick's under pressure to
deliver a knockout performance.
This is for the belt, y'all!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ When the working day is done ♪
♪ Oh, girls ♪
We're back with LSB,
and the battle is taking
on a new level of ferocity
after Theresa's feathery performance.
Before we bring him out,
let's take a look at how Nick
plans to sling that belt
over his shoulder in the end.
Woo!
- How are you?
- Good, good. How are you?
Hey, everybody!
I know you're going to have strong
ideas. Why don't I show you
- what we've come up with...
- Show it, yeah.
...and then we'll pick
and chose what you like.
- Okay, cool.
- Okay?
My ass. I just got
to make sure I (bleep)
get over and up.
Ow!
That was way harder than I
thought it was going to be.
How are you?
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you, dude.
That's great man,
pleasure to meet you, dude.
LL Cool J is (bleep) huge.
Oh my God!
How do you feel about the roll?
- It'll be fine.
- Yeah.
- That's what I figured about that.
- But I'll just...
get off, you know what I mean
'cause you know, it's fine.
Okay here we go, we are going
to cut directly to the music.
- You got this, you got this.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God, I shouldn't have
gone to the gym five years ago.
That was super easy.
I'm zenning out right now.
Come on!
Places, please.
I go in here?
Oh my God.
That audience is like
frothing at the mouth.
All right, here we go.
♪ Well, I had me a boy,
turned him into a man ♪
♪ I showed him all the things
that he didn't understand ♪
♪ Whoa, and then I let him go ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby
that they never gotta keep ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ They always wanna come,
but they never wanna leave ♪
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
♪ I get high, and I love to get low ♪
♪ So the hearts keep breaking,
and the heads just roll ♪
♪ You know that's how the story goes ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby
that they never gotta keep ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ They always wanna come,
but they never wanna leave ♪
♪ My ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
Whoa!
Yo!
- Yo.
- Oh my gosh!
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh!
Chrissy!
Did Nick pull off the pedal pushers?
Oh my God, are you kidding me?
Usually when we have
a guy perform a female song,
they go all out feminine.
I've never seen pedal
pushers and a crop top
on a dude before.
I'm so... exhausted.
I don't know how people dance.
I've never danced before in my life.
That was insane.
- That's a great song, it's by Elle King, right?
- Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.
- She's your friend.
She's my friend's daughter, so I've known
her since she was like 10 years old.
So when she started singing and
this song came out, and I was like,
"What the (bleep)?"
She's like your friend's daughter.
And then she's amazing and so
I called her and I was like,
"Hey, I'm doing Ex's & Oh's
on Lip Sync Battle."
And she was like, "What the (bleep)?"
Like she was like, "Oh my
God!" She was so excited.
So, this is an homage
to sweet Elle, so...
Hopefully...
Hopefully, I did it some justice.
The sex appeal oozes.
Well, it's definitely
oozing out of each side.
Excellent. Well, Nick, you can head
over to the V.I.P. for a second.
Rest your nerves.
Round two was out of control.
Theresa and Nick gave the
people what they came to see,
but now it's up to the audience
to chose whose performances
deserve that belt.
When we come back, the champ is crowned.
Next up on Lip Sync Battle.
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Theresa Caputo and Nick Swardson
delivered the goods tonight.
Now...
it's time to crown the
Lip Sync Battle champion.
- All right? Let's do this. Let's do this.
- Ready?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
is the champion
Theresa Caputo?
Woo!
All right.
Or...
is the champion
Nick Swardson?
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...
Nick Swardson.
You did a great job tonight.
You did a really wonderful job.
That was amazing.
Oh, it fits. Perfect!
I love it, I love it.
Nick, you're the new LSB Champ.
How does that belt
feel around your waist?
It... it's heavy.
It's really heavy.
Thank you so much. Wonderful.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember whatever you do in life,
knock 'em out the box, L,
knock 'em out, L!
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
Make some noise!
Everybody's so happy.
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says ♪
♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪
♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪
♪ You were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your boy ♪
♪ Your 20th century toy ♪
Yeah!
He was born to love you,
and you can't help but love him back.
Give it up for your host, LL Cool J!
Hands in the air!
Let me hear you say yeah!
Yeah!
Say hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle!
Here is where...
we combine incredible music,
your favorite stars,
and we mix it all up to provide you
with one hell of a good time.
All right?
But, before you meet the contenders...
I've got to bring out
our color commentator,
the spectacular with
splendiferous vernacular.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chrissy Teigen!
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪
♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪
Hey! Oh! Hey!
Oh! Hey! Oh!
Hey!
Hey!
Go, Chrissy, you look good tonight.
Go, Chrissy. You're
going to be all right.
Here, Chrissy, pop a bottle with me.
Woo!
- What's up?
- I still get flustered with you!
Seriously.
Third season, I still get nervous.
I get a little nervous too.
- No!
- Yeah...
Oh stop. Are you nervous for tonight?
I'm so nervous.
What can the people expect?
This is going to be one of the
funniest battles yet, actually.
We have a comedian
and a medium,
and I've dubbed it the "comedium" show.
It's the "comedium" show!
Right?
Okay, okay, well, it's
time to get it started.
- Let's do it! So excited.
- Let's get it popping.
- I like that outfit by the way. That's nice.
- Thank you.
That's nice. That's a nice outfit.
Okay. She's a New York
Times best-selling author,
tours all over the country,
and she's TLC's
Long Island Medium.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Theresa Caputo!
- Hey, how are you?
- Good.
Woo! Yeah! Woo!
And he's a hilarious stand-up comedian,
he wrote, produced and
starred in the comedy
Bucky Larson: Born to Be Star,
he played Chip the Psychic
in A Haunted House...
Nick Swardson!
What's up, man?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Wow.
I love it. I love it. All right.
Theresa, you come on over here.
- Uh-oh.
- Nick, have a seat in the V.I.P.
No, this cannot be happening.
Oh my God, you're a little firecracker.
I love it.
- I'm nervous.
- I'm so excited.
Theresa, what song are you
choosing to go with first?
I have chosen... I Gotta Feeling.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Want to take the Mic?
It's going to happen now?
- It's gonna happen right now. You gotta do it.
- It's happening now, girl!
- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready!
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Theresa Caputo!
♪ I gotta feeling ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna
be a good, good night ♪
♪ Tonight's the night ♪
♪ Let's live it up ♪
♪ I got my money ♪
♪ Let's spend it up ♪
♪ Go out and smash it ♪
♪ Like oh my God ♪
♪ Jump off that sofa ♪
♪ Let's get, get off ♪
♪ I know that we'll have a ball ♪
Uh-oh! - ♪ If we get down
and go out and just lose it all ♪
- Uh-oh!
- ♪ I feel stressed out, I wanna let it go ♪
♪ Let's go way out spaced
out and losing all control ♪
- ♪ Fill up my cup, mazel tov♪
- ♪ Drink ♪
- ♪ L'chaim♪
- ♪ Look at her dancing ♪
- ♪ Move it, move it ♪
- ♪ Just take it off ♪
- ♪ Let's paint the town ♪
- ♪ Paint the town ♪
- ♪ We'll shut it down ♪
- ♪ Shut it down ♪
♪ Let's burn the roof,
and then we'll do it again ♪
- ♪ Let's do it, let's do it, do it, do it, do it ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Here we come,
here we go, we gotta rock ♪
♪ Easy come, easy go, now we on top ♪
♪ Feel the shot, body rock,
rock it, don't stop ♪
♪ Round and round, up and
down, around the clock ♪
♪ I gotta feeling ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night ♪
♪ That tonight's gonna
be a good, good night ♪
♪ Woo-hoo ♪
Wow.
Wow.
Chrissy!
I very rarely get to see this
little ripped body on
Long Island Medium,
and I'm so excited for this!
I knew you had mental energy,
but I didn't know you had
so much physical energy,
and I'm... I'm exhausted...
- I don't know. I'm shot.
- ...from watching.
Talking to dead people
is so much easier.
Nick, what could you read from Theresa's
performance? What did you read?
I mean, that was pretty hardcore.
This is like some WWE. I walked
into a battlefield right now.
- Thank you.
- That was really awesome.
You did a great job. So, Theresa,
- you go on over to the V.I.P. for a minute.
- All right.
Nick! Roll on over here.
Oh no, no, you can keep that.
I'll hold on to this for a sec.
You can keep that for a second.
So... how you doing?
- I'm doing pretty good.
- Thank you for coming.
- Thank you.
- Thank you for having me, LL.
That's awesome.
I'm glad I got to say that sentence,
"Thank you for having me, LL."
I've always... that's pretty awesome.
So... it's pretty...
it's a good feeling.
All right so, Nick,
what song did you choose?
I chose Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams.
Oh yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Swardson!
♪ I got my first real six-string ♪
♪ Bought it at the five-and-dime ♪
♪ Played it till my fingers bled ♪
♪ It was the summer of '69 ♪
♪ Me and some guys from school ♪
- Oh my God!
- ♪ Had a band and we tried real hard ♪
♪ Jimmy quit and Jody got married ♪
♪ I should've known we'd never get far ♪
♪ Oh, when I look back now ♪
♪ That summer seemed to last forever ♪
♪ And if I had the choice ♪
♪ Ya, I'd always want to be there ♪
♪ Those were the best days of my life ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Back in the summer of '69 ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Man, we were killin' time ♪
♪ We were young and restless ♪
♪ We needed to unwind ♪
♪ I guess nothin' can last forever ♪
♪ Forever, no ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Back in the summer of '69 ♪
Chrissy!
Oh, man!
How would you describe Nick's energy?
Oh... I-I know that number well,
not the year, just the number.
- You like that number?
- No, I'm just kidding.
I... huh, we've been together
for a long time now, so...
Not really.
I feel you. I'm going
to leave that alone.
Listen, Theresa, how would you
describe what Nick just did?
- What did you think? - Oh, you know
what, Nick? I was very nice to you.
You were making me think like,
"Oh, I'm just a comedian.
"I don't do this. I don't know.
I've lip-synced. I was
drunk at a karaoke bar."
This Lip Sync Battle just for real.
Oh.
Okay...
Okay, Nick, you head over to the V.I.P.
That does it for round one.
We've all got that '69 feeling.
Next stop, round two,
where the competition
amps up a few notches,
and the stars take it to new heights.
Come on back!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ It was the summer of '69 ♪
We're back with LSB!
And our contenders, Theresa and
Nick, have already let it be known
that they didn't come here to lose.
Now it's round two,
where the battle for the belt
takes on a whole new life!
Before we bring her out,
let's take a look at how Theresa
put together the
performance of her dreams.
I'm just so excited to be here!
You guys ready for the battle?
- Yeah.
- I'm not.
So this is where
the practice is gonna be?
This is my first time, nobody judge me.
I'm not a dancer and
I'm not even a singer.
Wait, that's it?
No, we have more time on stage.
I'm just gonna go
out there and have fun.
We don't get much time
to rehearse though.
Oh my God, hi!
Theresa Caputo!
Theresa, you want to
just go for it and try it?
Oh, yeah, you do my hair.
Okay. Don't play with it
too much, because then
I'm going to fall asleep.
I'm going to fall asleep.
Three, two...
You guys can clap better than that!
Theresa,
your pajamas are here.
How adorable! I love them!
Can you sign them,
'cause you made them for me?
Could you have everybody sign them?
Dancers and everybody?
- Theresa, we would be honored...
- Yeah, yeah.
- That's what I want.
- ...to do that for you.
- Perfect. Thank you.
- Absolutely.
These will be my keepsake jammies.
Please clear the stage.
Please clear the stage.
- Good luck, Theresa!
- Thank you! Thanks guys!
This is amazing,
I'm on the Lip Sync Battle.
One, two, three! Girls!
Oh my God, this is really happening. No!
♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
♪ My mother says, "When you
gonna live your life right?" ♪
♪ Oh mother dear, we're
not the fortunate ones ♪
♪ And girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh girls just want to have fun ♪
♪ The phone rings in the
middle of the night ♪
♪ My father yells, "What you
gonna do with your life?" ♪
♪ Oh daddy dear, you know
you're still number one ♪
♪ But girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh, girls just want to have ♪
♪ That's all they really want ♪
♪ Some fun ♪
♪ When the working day is done ♪
♪ Oh girls, they wanna have fun ♪
♪ Oh, girls just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Girls and boys wanna have fun,
♪ Girls wanna have ♪
♪ They just wanna, they just wanna ♪
♪ Girls ♪
♪ Girls just wanna have fun ♪
♪ Everybody ♪
That was amazing.
It's a mess in here!
Theresa, should I give you
the Heimlich, babe?
You need a Heimlich?
Chrissy!
Chrissy!
- Oh my God!
- Are you having fun?
It has brought me back
to my two favorite boys.
That's what it came down to?
My baby, I got my boo on my pillow.
You've got the John Legend pillow?
That... brought me back, baby.
That was good.
- All right, yeah. Nick?
- Yeah.
If you were in the audience's shoes,
would you vote for Theresa
after that performance?
I thought that was pretty phenomenal.
I think...
...that was pretty great.
My favorite moment was at the end
where Theresa looked
like a cat that ate a bird
and then, like, coughed up the feathers.
You were amazing. I thought
it was a great performance.
- Thank you.
- Great song.
It made me want to have a vagina.
Well, Theresa, join the V.I.P.
You did a great job.
You did a great job.
- Thank you.
- Give her a round of applause.
You go in the V.I.P. and have a seat.
Theresa brought that
strong island flavor
with a lot of feathers.
Now Nick's under pressure to
deliver a knockout performance.
This is for the belt, y'all!
It's Lip Sync Battle.
♪ Oh ♪
♪ When the working day is done ♪
♪ Oh, girls ♪
We're back with LSB,
and the battle is taking
on a new level of ferocity
after Theresa's feathery performance.
Before we bring him out,
let's take a look at how Nick
plans to sling that belt
over his shoulder in the end.
Woo!
- How are you?
- Good, good. How are you?
Hey, everybody!
I know you're going to have strong
ideas. Why don't I show you
- what we've come up with...
- Show it, yeah.
...and then we'll pick
and chose what you like.
- Okay, cool.
- Okay?
My ass. I just got
to make sure I (bleep)
get over and up.
Ow!
That was way harder than I
thought it was going to be.
How are you?
- Good to see you, man.
- Good to see you, dude.
That's great man,
pleasure to meet you, dude.
LL Cool J is (bleep) huge.
Oh my God!
How do you feel about the roll?
- It'll be fine.
- Yeah.
- That's what I figured about that.
- But I'll just...
get off, you know what I mean
'cause you know, it's fine.
Okay here we go, we are going
to cut directly to the music.
- You got this, you got this.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God, I shouldn't have
gone to the gym five years ago.
That was super easy.
I'm zenning out right now.
Come on!
Places, please.
I go in here?
Oh my God.
That audience is like
frothing at the mouth.
All right, here we go.
♪ Well, I had me a boy,
turned him into a man ♪
♪ I showed him all the things
that he didn't understand ♪
♪ Whoa, and then I let him go ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby
that they never gotta keep ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ They always wanna come,
but they never wanna leave ♪
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
♪ I get high, and I love to get low ♪
♪ So the hearts keep breaking,
and the heads just roll ♪
♪ You know that's how the story goes ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the best baby
that they never gotta keep ♪
♪ One, two, three, they
gonna run back to me ♪
♪ They always wanna come,
but they never wanna leave ♪
♪ My ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
Whoa!
Yo!
- Yo.
- Oh my gosh!
Oh my God.
Oh my gosh!
Chrissy!
Did Nick pull off the pedal pushers?
Oh my God, are you kidding me?
Usually when we have
a guy perform a female song,
they go all out feminine.
I've never seen pedal
pushers and a crop top
on a dude before.
I'm so... exhausted.
I don't know how people dance.
I've never danced before in my life.
That was insane.
- That's a great song, it's by Elle King, right?
- Yeah.
- Woo-hoo.
- She's your friend.
She's my friend's daughter, so I've known
her since she was like 10 years old.
So when she started singing and
this song came out, and I was like,
"What the (bleep)?"
She's like your friend's daughter.
And then she's amazing and so
I called her and I was like,
"Hey, I'm doing Ex's & Oh's
on Lip Sync Battle."
And she was like, "What the (bleep)?"
Like she was like, "Oh my
God!" She was so excited.
So, this is an homage
to sweet Elle, so...
Hopefully...
Hopefully, I did it some justice.
The sex appeal oozes.
Well, it's definitely
oozing out of each side.
Excellent. Well, Nick, you can head
over to the V.I.P. for a second.
Rest your nerves.
Round two was out of control.
Theresa and Nick gave the
people what they came to see,
but now it's up to the audience
to chose whose performances
deserve that belt.
When we come back, the champ is crowned.
Next up on Lip Sync Battle.
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.
Theresa Caputo and Nick Swardson
delivered the goods tonight.
Now...
it's time to crown the
Lip Sync Battle champion.
- All right? Let's do this. Let's do this.
- Ready?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
is the champion
Theresa Caputo?
Woo!
All right.
Or...
is the champion
Nick Swardson?
And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...
Nick Swardson.
You did a great job tonight.
You did a really wonderful job.
That was amazing.
Oh, it fits. Perfect!
I love it, I love it.
Nick, you're the new LSB Champ.
How does that belt
feel around your waist?
It... it's heavy.
It's really heavy.
Thank you so much. Wonderful.
One love from me, LL Cool J,
and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
And remember whatever you do in life,
knock 'em out the box, L,
knock 'em out, L!
♪ Ex's and the oh, oh,
oh's they haunt me ♪
♪ Like gho-o-osts they want
me to make 'em all, all, all ♪
♪ They won't let go ♪
♪ Ex's and oh's ♪
Make some noise!
Everybody's so happy.