Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 3, Episode 22 - Ashley Graham vs. Jermaine Fowler - full transcript

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪

♪ Everybody says ♪

♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪

♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪

♪ You were meant for me, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your boy ♪

♪ Your 20th century toy ♪

When it comes to the
Mic, he reigns supreme.

Show all your love for your host,

- LL Cool J.
- Go! Go!



Go! Go! Now let me hear
you say, "Hell, yeah!"

Hell, yeah!

- Say, "Hell, yeah!"
- Hell, yeah!

What up?

Welcome to Lip Sync Battle.

This is the show that
guarantees you a good time

and tonight it's on... it's completely,
utterly, and totally next level.

I promise you.

But before we get to the contenders,

I gotta bring out the one
that keeps the party popping.

The color commentator fortified
and packed with essential flavor.

Ladies and gentlemen, Chrissy Teigen.

♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪

♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪



♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪

♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪

♪ And stare and stare ♪

♪ Go, Chrissy, go, Chrissy ♪

♪ Go, Chrissy, go, Chrissy,
money green, money green ♪

♪ Money green, money green ♪

Hello!

Tonight's battle is ridiculous!

These two look sweet, but they
are so, so, so competitive.

- I am truly a little scared.
- A little nervous.

- A little bit.
- A'ight, well, let's go.

- Let's do it!
- Let's do it!

You guys ready?

She's an actress, dancer,
singer, and on July 7th,

she keeps our favorite
webslinger in check,

as Michelle in Spider-Man: Homecoming,

the talented Zendaya!

And he burst on the scene as Spider-Man

in Captain America: Civil War,

and on July 7th, he reprises that
role in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

This is his first
major American TV debut.

Put your hands together for Tom Holland!

Whoo! Hey! You got it going!

Hey!

Hey! Whoo! Hey, hey, hey!

Thank you! Hey, let's go! Whoo!

- What's up? What's up!
- How you doin'?

Doin' good!

I'm not doin' so great, if I'm honest.

You're gonna be great. Okay, so, Spidey?

You're on the on-deck circle
in the VIP for a second.

Zendaya, come on over.

Okay, thanks, guys. Thanks!

Well, this first song,
I mean, it's a classic.

It's an anthem. If y'all know the
words, please sing it with me, okay?

Real quick, I'm gonna
go, uh, prepare for it.

- Yeah, yeah, do your thing.
- A little somethin', just 'cause

if I'm gonna do this,
I gotta do it right.

Okay, definitely, definitely.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

- Oh, man. Ladies and gentlemen, Zendaya!
- Whoo!

Sisters, how y'all feel?

Brothers, y'all all right?

See how y'all groove to this.

All right.

♪ I'm gettin' tired of your (bleep) ♪

♪ You don't never buy me nothin' ♪

♪ See, every time you come around ♪

♪ You got to bring Jim,
James, Paul, and Tyrone ♪

♪ So matter of fact I think
ya better call Tyrone ♪

♪ Call him ♪

♪ And tell him I said come on ♪

♪ Now every time I ask
you for a little cash ♪

♪ You say naw but turn right
around and ask me for some ass ♪

♪ Oh whoa, well, hold up, listen,
partner, I ain't no cheap thrill ♪

♪ 'Cause Miss Badu's always comin'
for real, and you know the deal ♪

♪ I think ya better call Tyrone ♪

♪ Call him ♪

♪ And tell him come on ♪

- ♪ Help you get your (bleep) ♪
- ♪ Come on, honey, come on ♪

♪ You need to call Tyrone ♪

♪ Call him ♪

♪ Hold on, but you can't use my phone ♪

Ooh!

Okay!

Wow, wow, wow!

Yo! 'Scuse me!

I feel like you told me off!

You know, you gotta
go for it a little bit.

Thank you, everyone, for coming
out. It's been a great night.

- I gotta call Tyrone, man.
- Whoo!

- Chrissy!
- Yes.

Miss Badu came for real, didn't she?

I'm tryin' to be appropriate,
'cause y'all are young.

- What?
- But that's like my sex jam, I'm sorry.

- Like, that... I know!
- Whoo!

I don't understand
the corre... anyway...

I know, it doesn't make sense,
but it has a good beat, okay?

- Has a good beat.
- A'ight.

So, Tom, she clearly ain't
playin', you know what I mean?

She came to work, so what you think?

I mean, wow. That was...
that was so average, Zendaya.

Ohhhhh!

Let's step it up a
notch! Let's go! Whoo!

Yo, I love it! Tom, come on down.

Tom...

I know...

Let's go! Go! Go! Whoo!

I know you said it was average. It
looked like the crowd was feelin' it.

Are you gonna be able to
change the vibe, switch it up?

- What you gonna do?
- I got a little somethin'.

We'll... we'll see
what happens. Let's go!

All right.

I'm gonna change real quick.

Oh, you gonna... You
gonna take a change, too?

Interesting. All right.

- Oh!
- Oh, man! Oh, you not playin'!

Okay.

Well, ladies and gentlemen...

- 'Sup?
- Without further ado, Tom Holland!

♪ If you wanna go and
take a ride with me ♪

♪ We three-wheelin' in
the fo' with the gold D's ♪

- ♪ Oh why do I live this way? ♪
- ♪ Hey, must be the money ♪

♪ In the club on the late
night, feeling right ♪

♪ Lookin', tryin' to
spot somethin' real nice ♪

♪ Looking for a little shorty I
noticed so that I can take home ♪

- ♪ Take home ♪
- ♪ She can be 18, 18 with a attitude ♪

♪ Or 19, kinda snotty,
acting real rude ♪

♪ But as long as you a thicky-thicky-thick
girl, you know that it's on ♪

♪ You know that it's on ♪

♪ I peep something coming
towards me on the dance floor ♪

♪ Sexy and real slow, sayin' she was
peepin', and I dig the last video ♪

♪ "So when, Nelly, can we
go?" How could I tell her no? ♪

♪ Her measurements was 36-25-34 ♪

♪ Tell it, I like the way
you brush your hair ♪

♪ And I like those stylish
clothes you wear ♪

♪ I like the way the light
hit the ice and glare ♪

♪ And I can see you, boo,
from way over there ♪

♪ If you wanna go and
take a ride with me ♪

♪ We three-wheelin' in
the fo' with the gold D's ♪

- ♪ Oh why do I live this way? ♪
- ♪ Hey, must be the money ♪

♪ If you wanna go and
get (inhales) with me ♪

♪ Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E ♪

- ♪ Oh why must I feel this way? ♪
- ♪ Hey, must be the money ♪

Chrissy, I know you're
a Nelly fan, talk to me.

Man, I grew up with Nelly.

That was... that transported me
back to my rides to high school,

in somebody's else's car.
Oh, I loved it, that was good.

So, Tom, this is your
American TV debut. Okay.

It is. Thank you!
Thank you for havin' me!

Why did you decide on a Nelly song?

I wanted to surprise you,

and I didn't think you guys
think I'd do a Nelly song,

so, yeah!

You know that was a
fantastic answer, right?

A'ight, Tom, you head on
over to the VIP hangout.

Extra fresh with it.

Come on back for round
two. We'll find out if Tom

can take his arch nemesis, Zendaya.

This is Lip Sync Battle.

♪ If you wanna go and
take a ride with me ♪

♪ We three-wheelin' in
the fo' with the... ♪

LSB returns, and we got
a battle on our hands.

The stars of Spider-Man: Homecoming
have brought a civil war to our stage,

and that championship
belt is up for grabs.

Let's check out how the
multi-talented Zendaya prepped

to bring that belt home with her.

My favorite part of the
whole process so far is,

they're literally...
I've never heard a "no."

Everything from, "Oh, can I
try this? Oh, let's do this."

They're like, "Yeah.
Yeah. For sure. Yeah."

Hey, just, uh, visiting
with the cameras,

makin' sure that he stays in here.

Well, I don't wanna come and
watch your (bleep) anyway.

Okay, good. Good.

I'm not gonna even watch
you when you're onstage.

Well, stay in here.
Stay in here. All right?

- Will you close my door?
- No, no. No, no, no.

- Excuse me.
- No, no!

I picked my second song because I
wanted the crowd to really get into it,

and it is just me having
a lot of fun on the stage.

I am a very competitive person.

Um, I think Tom may be a little
more competitive than I am.

I've heard that he's been a bit of
a diva, requesting a lot of things.

- Are you nervous?
- I'm, like, nervous in a good way.

Yeah, I'm nervous in a good
way. I wanna get out there,

- do it...
- Aaaaaaaahhhh!

♪ Players, put yo' pinky
rings up to the moon ♪

♪ Girls, what y'all tryin' to do? ♪

♪ 24 karat magic in the air ♪

♪ Head to toe so player ♪

♪ Look out ♪

- ♪ Pop, pop, it's show time ♪
- ♪ Show time ♪

- ♪ Show time ♪
- ♪ Show time ♪

♪ Guess who's back again ♪

- ♪ Oh they don't know ♪
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em ♪

- ♪ Oh they don't know ♪
- ♪ Go on, tell 'em ♪

- ♪ I bet they know soon as we walk in ♪
- ♪ Showin' up ♪

♪ Wearing Cuban links, designer minks ♪

- ♪ Inglewood's finest shoes ♪
- ♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ Don't look too hard,
might hurt yourself ♪

♪ Known to give the
color red the blues ♪

- ♪ Second verse for the hustlas ♪
- ♪ Hustlas ♪

- ♪ Gangstas ♪
- ♪ Gangstas ♪

- ♪ Bad bitches and ya ugly... friends ♪
- ♪ Haha ♪

- ♪ Can I preach? ♪
- ♪ Uh-oh ♪

- ♪ Can I preach? ♪
- ♪ Uh-oh ♪

♪ I gotta show 'em
how a pimp get it in ♪

- ♪ First, take your sip ♪
- ♪ Sip ♪

- ♪ Do your dip ♪
- ♪ Dip ♪

- ♪ Spend your money like money ain't shh ♪
- ♪ Whoop, whoop ♪

♪ We too fresh, got
to blame it on Jesus ♪

♪ Hashtag blessed, they
ain't ready for me, uh ♪

♪ I'm a dangerous man with
some money in my pocket ♪

♪ Keep up ♪

♪ Just put your pinky
rings up to the moon ♪

♪ Girls, what y'all trying to do? ♪

♪ I know what they're tryin' to do ♪

♪ 24 karat magic in the air ♪

♪ Head to toe so player ♪

- ♪ 24 karat ♪
- ♪ Look out ♪

Wow!

- Chrissy!
- Dude.

In all my years and seasons
here at Lip Sync Battle,

that's one of the coolest
entrances I've ever seen!

That was sick, that was
honestly... this was awesome.

Describe that feeling when you
embodyin' that Bruno Mars, when you...

I mean, honestly, I just
wanted to have a lot of fun.

And so, this was so much fun.

And thank you, guys, for
giving me some energy.

For sure!

A'ight, Tom, what you
feelin', what you feelin'?

- I mean, Zendaya, that was amazing.
- Thanks, man.

That was amazing. I can't
take that away from you,

but I'm gonna be incredible.

Okay, I'm gonna be incredible!

There you go, in the
VIP, chill out with y'all.

Round two continues. My spidey
sense is sayin' it's gonna be dope.

Next, on Lip Sync Battle.

We're goin' all the way up, baby.

♪ Put yo' pinky rings up to the moon ♪

Lip Sync Battle returns, and we got
our final performance of the night

before a champ is crowned.

Zendaya blew the roof off,

but now, it's time to see how
Tom prepared to throw down.

It's real.

Yeah, I've come prepared, you
know? I could be more prepared.

A little bit more, you know?

But I guess part of the
fun of the show is...

Is the kind of rush and the
craziness of it all, you know?

It's awesome, you're ready,
you're ready, you're incredible.

Zendaya and I have been talkin'
a lot of trash to each other.

- Yeah, you should go home.
- Oh, okay.

- You should go home.
- Okay. I'd, uh, suggest some platforms.

- Or an apple box.
- Bitch.

I might be vertically challenged...

- but I'm Spider-Man!
- Can we have an apple box?

Or a chair? Anybody got a chair?

The more I talk to you, the
more nervous I make myself.

- Why?
- I don't know.

'Cause I keep tryin' to put
you off, and you're like...

♪ I'm singin' in the rain,
just singin' in the rain ♪

♪ What a glorious feeling,
I'm happy again ♪

♪ Just singin', singin' in the rain ♪

♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

♪ You have my heart, and
we'll never be worlds apart ♪

♪ Maybe in magazines, but
you'll still be my star ♪

♪ Because when the sun
shines, we'll shine together ♪

♪ Told you I'd be here forever,
said I'll always be a friend ♪

♪ Took an oath, I'ma
stick it out 'til the end ♪

♪ Now that it's raining more than ever ♪

♪ Know that we'll
still have each other ♪

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪

♪ Ella, Ella, eh, eh,
eh, under my umbrella ♪

♪ Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

♪ You can run into my arms,
it's OK, don't be alarmed ♪

♪ Come here to me, there's no
distance in between our love ♪

♪ So go on and let the rain pour,
I'll be all you need and more ♪

♪ Because when the sun
shines, we'll shine together ♪

♪ Told you I'll be here forever,
said I'll always be a friend ♪

♪ Took an oath, I'ma
stick it out till the end ♪

♪ Now that it's raining more than ever ♪

♪ Know that we'll
still have each other ♪

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪

♪ Ella, Ella, eh, eh,
eh, under my umbrella ♪

♪ Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh ♪

Yo! Yo!

Yo!

That was a... Where's Chrissy?

Chrissy! Chrissy! Where's Chrissy?

Where's Chr...

Thank you! Oh my God!

You are soaking wet, doing one
of my favorite songs of all time.

I just wanted to see if
it's possible that I live out

one of my biggest fantasies.

Oh, you want that super fantasy?

Oh, okay.

Can I hold the Mic for you?

Mmmmmmm...

Nice!

- Chrissy?
- I'm really comfortable.

- You are very comfortable.
- I am oddly comfortable.

Welcome to my world.

So, Tom, what's the difference
between webslingin', doin' what you do,

in tights and then dancin' out here
with this unbelievable outfit on.

Well, you know, I websling in tights.

They're just red and blue. Not fishnet.

- That's the only difference, really.
- Yeah. The fishnet is real,

the fishnet is real. You did your thing.

Zendaya, after that performance,

are you seein' Tom in a different light?

Honestly? That was
incredible, I'm not gonna lie.

That was... That was amazing.

Whoo!

Amazing. Well, Tom,
beware of the puddles

on your way back to the VIP.

- Chrissy?
- Yo?

You havin' a little blood
vibe, let me get you up.

Okay... ohhhh!

What a show! Come back, find out

which way the audience will swing.

Two worthy contenders and one belt next,

on Lip Sync Battle.

♪ When the sun shines ♪

♪ We'll shine together, told you... ♪

Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle.

Zendaya and Tom Holland

left it all on the stage.

Make some noise for 'em.

Show some appreciation

for coming out here
and doing their thing.

A'ight, Chrissy, let's do it, baby.

Do it.

Is the Lip Sync Battle champion Zendaya?

Or is the Lip Sync Battle
champion Tom Holland?

And the Lip Sync Battle champion is...

Spider-Man, Tom Holland!

Whoo!

Take a little... take a
bow, take a bow, take a bow!

Wow! Thank you! Thank
you, thank you, thank you!

So... Tom, what's it like
to be the LSB champion?

You know, it's an honor, man.

One of these belts I'd
like to have for fightin',

but Lip Sync will do.

A'ight, now, Zendaya.

Wait a minute.

Listen... tell everybody how you felt
about being here on Lip Sync Battle.

This was so much fun.
Honestly, like, just doing this,

and just being able to
do whatever, and you guys

just givin' us so much love.

Like, it's so cool,

and Tom you killed it.

That was so dope. He is like totally...

I was like, "You're
winning. You're winning."

All right, well, a big thanks

to Tom and Zendaya for kickin' it

with the Lip Sync crew.

One love from me, LL Cool J,

and my girl, Chrissy Teigen.

And remember, whatever you do in life,

knock 'em out the box, L.

Knock 'em out, L!

Oh!

Hands up! Hands up!

♪ Because when the sun
shines, we'll shine together ♪

♪ Told you I'd be here forever,
said I'll always be a friend ♪

♪ Took an oath, I'ma
stick it out 'til the end ♪

♪ Now that it's raining more than ever ♪

Hands in the air! Hands in the air!

Hey! Sing along, sing along!

♪ You can stand under my umbrella ♪