Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 8 - Derek Hough vs. Julianne Hough - full transcript
Professional dancer Derek Hough goes face-to-face with his sister, professional dancer Julianne Hough.
[T. Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing]
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ and I'm your boy,
your 20th century toy ♪
[Feedback]
[Cheers and applause]
Teigen: Give it up for our
knockout host, LL Cool J.
Hands up, hands up!
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
You know what it is. You've seen it on TV.
You've seen it online.
You've seen it everywhere.
Game is simple.
Two stars perform two songs,
each while trying to outsync
and outpsyche their opponent.
Then the audience decides
who wins, all right?
- [Cheers and applause]
- All right.
Now, look, the battle is personal.
The stars are in it to win it.
You're gonna hear all types of music,
from rock to hip-hop to
east coast, west coast, R&B,
hipster, old-school, country, you name it.
"Lip Sync Battle" got it, all right?
[Cheers and applause]
Here to help me tonight, as always,
is our color commentator,
the lovely, the talented,
my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
[Rap music plays]
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah!
Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy!
The stars know why they're here... to win.
And what do they want to
win? The lip sync belt.
Chrissy, can you show them the belt?
Look at this belt. I mean,
it's pretty fantastic.
I got to say, it's heavy as [Bleep].
- [Laughter]
- Yeah, there you go.
Are you ready?
[Cheers and applause]
Let's welcome our performers.
First up, a two-time champion
on "Dancing With the Stars"...
[Cheers and applause]
... Julianne Hough!
[Cheers and applause]
Unbelievable.
And her opponent,
a five-time champion on
"Dancing With the Stars"...
Derek Hough!
[Cheers and applause]
Look at that look, that mean mug.
Unbelievable. He's focused, ready for war.
Look at her. She is serious. Okay.
This is gonna get ugly.
All right, so... so, we asked
Derek who should go first,
and, like the gentleman he is, he
graciously said he should.
[Laughter]
- Typical.
- Yeah. [Chuckles]
And so it begins.
Julianne, you can have a seat, of course.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
This is your chance for
a little sibling revenge.
What's your first song?
My first song is
a song my mother used
to sing to me as a child.
And what song would that be?
Macklemore, "Can't Hold Us Down."
Aww.
It's a beautiful song. It's beautiful.
She... she does a way better job than I do,
but I'm gonna try to do a good job for her.
All right, well, fake rapping
his way into America's hearts
is Derek Hough with "Can't Hold Us"!
[Cheers and applause]
[Intro plays]
Yeah!
Let's go!
All right. All right.
Okay.
[Laughs] All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
[Rapping] ♪ return of the mack,
get 'em, what it is, what it does ♪
♪ what it is, what it isn't ♪
♪ lookin' for a better
way to get up out of bed ♪
♪ instead of getting on the
Internet and checking a new hit ♪
♪ get up, thrift shop,
pimp strut walking ♪
♪ little bit of humble,
little bit of cautious ♪
♪ somewhere between
like Rocky and Cosby ♪
♪ sweater game, nope,
nope, y'all can't copy ♪
♪ yup, bad, moonwalking,
this here is our party ♪
- [Laughs]
- ♪ my posse's been on Broadway ♪
♪ and we did it our way, grown music ♪
♪ I shed my skin and put my bones ♪
♪ into everything I record to it ♪
♪ and yet I'm on ♪
♪ let that stage light
go and shine on down ♪
♪ got that Bob Barker suit
game and Plinko in my style ♪
♪ money, stay on my craft and
stick around for those pounds ♪
♪ Pass the torch and
put on for my town ♪
♪ trust me, on my
i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t [Bleep] ♪
♪ hustlin', spread it
across the country ♪
♪ labels out here, nah,
they can't tell me nothin' ♪
♪ We give it to the people,
spread it across the country ♪
♪ can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
♪ So we put our hands up like
the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ like the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
♪ so we put our hands up like
the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ like the ceiling can't hold us ♪
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, my god.
LL Cool J: Move over, Ryan Lewis!
[Laughs] How do you think you did?
Um, perfect.
You did perfect.
No, I'm just kidding. [Laughs]
Yeah, yeah, I thought instead
of the drop mike at the end,
I'd just do a face... face drop instead.
[Laughter] It was good. It was pretty good.
Yeah. Yeah.
- That was excellent.
- Thank you. Yes.
So, Julianne, what do you think
about your big brother, here?
Well, I feel like you
pulled out all your stops
with your pelvic thrusts
and all of that stuff.
That's your move. That's not even fair.
It's my move.
This is a lip-syncing contest.
There was a lot of pelvic thrusting,
and a lot of...
- Derek, have a seat over there.
- Yeah. Yeah.
That was a long stare, bro. That was weird.
No, no, look. All right,
all right, hold up.
Trust me, it wasn't that long.
[Laughter]
Julianne, come on over.
[Cheers and applause]
Julianne.
Yes.
Pretty tough act to follow...
I mean, you know, backflip to the face?
No, I got to be honest,
I don't think I can do
that in this skirt, so...
[Chuckles] Pretty impressive.
So, what song did you choose? What song?
Well, I picked a song that
both men and women can speak to,
because we all like to
do a little shake, shake.
And, you know, I, uh...
I thought it'd be really appropriate for me
to do this in front of my brother, so...
[Laughter]
... I'm gonna do Meghan
Trainor's "All About That Bass."
[Cheers and applause]
It's a'ight.
Okay, fakin' it and shakin'
it all the way to the top...
Julianne Hough with "All About That Bass."
[Laughs]
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Because you know I'm
all about that bass ♪
♪ 'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that
bass, 'bout that bass ♪
♪ bass, bass, bass, bass ♪
♪ yeah, it's pretty clear
I ain't no size two ♪
♪ but I can shake it, shake
it like I'm supposed to do ♪
♪ 'cause I got that boom-boom
that all the boys chase ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ All the right junk in all the right places ♪
♪ I see the magazine
workin' that Photoshop ♪
♪ we know that [Bleep] ain't real ♪
♪ come on now, make it stop ♪
♪ if you got beauty,
beauty, just raise 'em up ♪
♪ 'cause every inch of you is perfect ♪
- ♪ from the bottom to the top ♪
- Whoo!
- [Cheers and applause]
- ♪ yeah, my mama she told me, ♪
♪ "don't worry about your size" ♪
♪ she says, "boys like a little
more booty to hold at night" ♪
♪ you know, I won't
be no stick-figure ♪
♪ silicone Barbie doll ♪
♪ so if that's what you're into,
then go ahead and move along ♪
♪ because you know I'm
all about that bass ♪
♪ 'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that
bass, 'bout that bass ♪
Hey!
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Wait, first of all,
how'd you pull this off?
[Laughs]
You're supposed to be lip-syncing,
- and you brought out the real...
- I know!
How lucky am I, by the way?
- Holy cow!
- Hey, guys.
[Cheers and applause]
Meghan, what did you think
of Julianne's performance?
I couldn't keep up.
I was like, "whoa, we're
doing this now. Okay."
She's amazing. She's
perfect. She's a superstar.
I just got to get the booty,
though, so I just used that.
- It was cute.
- [Laughter]
Meghan Trainor, ladies and gentlemen!
Hey, thank you. Thank you very much.
I love you.
Derek, what did you think
of little sister's show?
- What did I think?
- Yeah.
It was wildly inappropriate.
[Laughter]
And I'm... I just call disqualification.
I mean, it's... you know,
you can't do the real thing.
Meghan, I thought we were friends.
She came... she... yeah.
[Laughter]
Well, Julianne, have a seat
in our almost-V.I.P. lounge.
Almost. Okay.
It's the very important
pretenders when I'm in it.
All right. Now, Chrissy, you saw it.
- I did see it.
- What's your opinion?
As a female, I enjoyed
watching... Julianne.
[Laughter]
No, no. I'm just kidding. No.
My husband's here, so
I didn't want to say it,
but, Derek, I liked the thrusting, okay?
I liked the thrusting.
Thank you.
I just love that they're so sweet-looking,
and I just got bass and... and...
Treble. A little treble, little bass.
... thrusts and treble... everything.
Midrange ain't bad, either.
[Laughter]
Coming up, more of Hough versus Hough
in the family grudge match.
We'll be right back with
more of "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ Can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night ♪
♪ Can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
Now, it's all on the line in round two.
One Hough will have a championship belt
and bragging rights for the next 50 years.
Now, Derek... he spent years
becoming a great dancer,
but it's nothing compared to
his preparation for tonight.
Let's check it out.
Focus.
Ooh! Ow.
For years, I've been training as a dancer,
but tonight, I am a lip-sync competitor.
Yeah.
One of those times when you realize,
you're like, "what did I get myself into?"
[Laughs]
You're like, "wait, what am I doing?"
I'm a little nervous, no lie.
Don't even know the words to these songs.
But it doesn't even matter,
because that's how good I am.
I'll go out there, and
I'm just gonna be like,
"watermelon, watermelon, watermelon."
_
And you'll be like, "whoa,
he's... he's just perfect."
It's not just about the mouth movement
or the syncing of the words you're singing.
It's the connection with audience,
and it's the way you look at the camera.
You felt that. I know.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
♪ can't feel anything,
when will I learn? ♪
♪ I push it down, push it down ♪
♪ I'm the one "for a good time, call" ♪
♪ phone's blowin' up,
ringin' my doorbell ♪
♪ I feel the love, feel the love ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ I'm gonna fly ♪
♪ like a bird through the night ♪
♪ feel my tears as they dry ♪
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ but I'm holding on for dear life ♪
♪ won't look down, won't open my eyes ♪
♪ keep my glass full
until morning light ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just
holding on for tonight ♪
♪ on for tonight, on for tonight ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just
holding on for tonight ♪
♪ oh, I'm just holding on for tonight ♪
♪ on for tonight, on for tonight ♪
[Cheers and applause]
So, is "Chandelier" your new anthem?
Yeah. Oh, man, it always has been.
[Laughs]
It's been in my head for a long time.
I'm finally glad she came out with it.
[Laughs] Yeah.
So... so, Julianne, i... if you win,
how many years before Derek,
you know, lives this down?
[Laughing] Even if I don't win,
he's never living this down.
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
- [Crowd cheers]
- All right.
Will Julianne be able to
dance her way to the top,
or has Derek permanently hijacked the lead?
We'll be right back on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
We in the middle of round two.
Each star got a blank check
to create the most
showstopping number ever.
This is their final shot
to conquer their opponent.
Let's take a look at how Julianne prepared
for the biggest competition of her life.
I got to be honest. [Coughs]
[Laughing] I just picked up a mike.
What was that?
Performing and actually
singing is way less terrifying
than lip-syncing in front of these people.
_
_
_
Winning this competition, for me,
is probably the most
important thing in history
because the rivalry between Derek and I...
I judge him on "Dancing With the Stars."
He says it's because
those who can't do judge.
[Laughs]
Are we good?
We're done? Cameras off? Cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna kick his [Bleep] [Bleep].
He is so going down [Bleep].
Ballsack. Yeah.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Sometimes ♪
♪ something beautiful
happens in this world ♪
♪ Akon ♪
♪ you don't know how to
express yourself, so ♪
♪ and lonely island ♪
♪ you just gotta sing I just had sex ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ felt so good ♪
♪ a woman let me put
my penis inside of her ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ to the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great ♪
♪ it felt so good when
I did it with my penis ♪
♪ a girl let me do it, it
literally just happened ♪
♪ havin' sex can make a
nice man out the meanest ♪
♪ you'll never guess where
I just came from, I had sex ♪
♪ if I had to describe the
feelin', it was the best ♪
♪ when I had the sex,
man, my penis felt great ♪
♪ and I called my parents
right after I was done ♪
♪ so this one's
dedicated to them girls ♪
♪ that let us flop
around on top of them ♪
♪ if you're near or far,
whether short or tall ♪
♪ we wanna think you all
for lettin' us [Bleep] you ♪
♪ she kept lookin' at her watch ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ but I cried the whole time ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ I think she might have been a racist ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ she put a bag on my head ♪
♪ still counts ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and my dreams came true ♪
♪ so if you've had sex
in the last 30 minutes ♪
♪ then you're qualified
to sing with me ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ everybody sing ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ we all had sex ♪
♪ a woman let me put
my penis inside of her ♪
♪ I wanna tell the world ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ no, no, no! ♪
♪ To the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ so great ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughter]
I think we need to reshoot that.
I think we need another take.
[Laughter]
Julianne.
LL.
[Laughter] How do you think you did?
I think I pretty much nailed it, but...
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah.
I don't know. What do you guys think?
- [Cheers and applause]
- We did all right?
I'm straight-up traumatized right now.
Don't act like you've
never seen that before.
[Crowd groans]
I mean, not from me, but...
[Laughter]
- What does that mean?!
- Julianne, have a seat.
- What does that mean?
- Have a seat, Julianne. Have a seat.
Chrissy, what do you
think? What did you think?
We can never go back to Utah, kid.
[Laughter]
Wow.
I loved it way too much.
It was on and poppin'.
Like, John's gonna love
how much I loved that.
[Laughter]
[Laughs]
We'll be right back to see
which Hough takes home the grand prize.
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ felt so good ♪
We're back with the finale of
tonight's "Lip Sync Battle."
You've seen great
performances in lip-sync-etry,
and it's almost time for the
audience to choose the winner.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
[Cheers and applause]
All right?
And now the moment has come.
Was it Julianne?
[Cheers and applause]
Or...
Was it Derek?
[Cheers and applause]
And the winner and "Lip
Sync Battle" champion is...
Julianne Hough!
You are the new "Lip Sync Battle" champion!
Ladies and gentlemen, Julianne Hough.
Take a walk, champion.
[Cheers and applause]
Okay. Now...
Yes.
This is going on my mantelpiece.
Mantelpiece on my fireplace. Oh, yes.
That is actually a very nice belt.
- You must...
- [Laughs] It's really nice.
Yeah. I'm gonna wear this with my jeans.
[Laughter]
All right, do you have
anything to say to your sister?
Um, no, except for... good job.
[Crowd awws]
But seriously, don't ever do that again.
[Laughter]
Don't ever do that again.
Okay. What if he wants a rematch?
Bring it. Uh-oh.
I will win again.
I don't know how much lower
you can go than that, girl.
[Laughter]
That was pretty...
Derek and Julianne made
tonight so much fun.
Make sure you tune in for
our next "Lip Sync Battle."
I'm LL Cool J, and from me,
the voice of the people, Chrissy Teigen,
and the entire "Lip Sync Battle"
crew, good night, everybody.
And remember, knock 'em out the box, Rick.
Knock 'em out, Rick.
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ to the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ she kept lookin' at her watch ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ but I cried the whole time ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had... ♪
♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪
♪ everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ and I'm your boy,
your 20th century toy ♪
[Feedback]
[Cheers and applause]
Teigen: Give it up for our
knockout host, LL Cool J.
Hands up, hands up!
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
You know what it is. You've seen it on TV.
You've seen it online.
You've seen it everywhere.
Game is simple.
Two stars perform two songs,
each while trying to outsync
and outpsyche their opponent.
Then the audience decides
who wins, all right?
- [Cheers and applause]
- All right.
Now, look, the battle is personal.
The stars are in it to win it.
You're gonna hear all types of music,
from rock to hip-hop to
east coast, west coast, R&B,
hipster, old-school, country, you name it.
"Lip Sync Battle" got it, all right?
[Cheers and applause]
Here to help me tonight, as always,
is our color commentator,
the lovely, the talented,
my girl, Chrissy Teigen.
[Rap music plays]
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah!
Go, Chrissy! Go, Chrissy!
The stars know why they're here... to win.
And what do they want to
win? The lip sync belt.
Chrissy, can you show them the belt?
Look at this belt. I mean,
it's pretty fantastic.
I got to say, it's heavy as [Bleep].
- [Laughter]
- Yeah, there you go.
Are you ready?
[Cheers and applause]
Let's welcome our performers.
First up, a two-time champion
on "Dancing With the Stars"...
[Cheers and applause]
... Julianne Hough!
[Cheers and applause]
Unbelievable.
And her opponent,
a five-time champion on
"Dancing With the Stars"...
Derek Hough!
[Cheers and applause]
Look at that look, that mean mug.
Unbelievable. He's focused, ready for war.
Look at her. She is serious. Okay.
This is gonna get ugly.
All right, so... so, we asked
Derek who should go first,
and, like the gentleman he is, he
graciously said he should.
[Laughter]
- Typical.
- Yeah. [Chuckles]
And so it begins.
Julianne, you can have a seat, of course.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
This is your chance for
a little sibling revenge.
What's your first song?
My first song is
a song my mother used
to sing to me as a child.
And what song would that be?
Macklemore, "Can't Hold Us Down."
Aww.
It's a beautiful song. It's beautiful.
She... she does a way better job than I do,
but I'm gonna try to do a good job for her.
All right, well, fake rapping
his way into America's hearts
is Derek Hough with "Can't Hold Us"!
[Cheers and applause]
[Intro plays]
Yeah!
Let's go!
All right. All right.
Okay.
[Laughs] All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
[Rapping] ♪ return of the mack,
get 'em, what it is, what it does ♪
♪ what it is, what it isn't ♪
♪ lookin' for a better
way to get up out of bed ♪
♪ instead of getting on the
Internet and checking a new hit ♪
♪ get up, thrift shop,
pimp strut walking ♪
♪ little bit of humble,
little bit of cautious ♪
♪ somewhere between
like Rocky and Cosby ♪
♪ sweater game, nope,
nope, y'all can't copy ♪
♪ yup, bad, moonwalking,
this here is our party ♪
- [Laughs]
- ♪ my posse's been on Broadway ♪
♪ and we did it our way, grown music ♪
♪ I shed my skin and put my bones ♪
♪ into everything I record to it ♪
♪ and yet I'm on ♪
♪ let that stage light
go and shine on down ♪
♪ got that Bob Barker suit
game and Plinko in my style ♪
♪ money, stay on my craft and
stick around for those pounds ♪
♪ Pass the torch and
put on for my town ♪
♪ trust me, on my
i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t [Bleep] ♪
♪ hustlin', spread it
across the country ♪
♪ labels out here, nah,
they can't tell me nothin' ♪
♪ We give it to the people,
spread it across the country ♪
♪ can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
♪ So we put our hands up like
the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ like the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
♪ so we put our hands up like
the ceiling can't hold us ♪
♪ like the ceiling can't hold us ♪
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, my god.
LL Cool J: Move over, Ryan Lewis!
[Laughs] How do you think you did?
Um, perfect.
You did perfect.
No, I'm just kidding. [Laughs]
Yeah, yeah, I thought instead
of the drop mike at the end,
I'd just do a face... face drop instead.
[Laughter] It was good. It was pretty good.
Yeah. Yeah.
- That was excellent.
- Thank you. Yes.
So, Julianne, what do you think
about your big brother, here?
Well, I feel like you
pulled out all your stops
with your pelvic thrusts
and all of that stuff.
That's your move. That's not even fair.
It's my move.
This is a lip-syncing contest.
There was a lot of pelvic thrusting,
and a lot of...
- Derek, have a seat over there.
- Yeah. Yeah.
That was a long stare, bro. That was weird.
No, no, look. All right,
all right, hold up.
Trust me, it wasn't that long.
[Laughter]
Julianne, come on over.
[Cheers and applause]
Julianne.
Yes.
Pretty tough act to follow...
I mean, you know, backflip to the face?
No, I got to be honest,
I don't think I can do
that in this skirt, so...
[Chuckles] Pretty impressive.
So, what song did you choose? What song?
Well, I picked a song that
both men and women can speak to,
because we all like to
do a little shake, shake.
And, you know, I, uh...
I thought it'd be really appropriate for me
to do this in front of my brother, so...
[Laughter]
... I'm gonna do Meghan
Trainor's "All About That Bass."
[Cheers and applause]
It's a'ight.
Okay, fakin' it and shakin'
it all the way to the top...
Julianne Hough with "All About That Bass."
[Laughs]
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Because you know I'm
all about that bass ♪
♪ 'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that
bass, 'bout that bass ♪
♪ bass, bass, bass, bass ♪
♪ yeah, it's pretty clear
I ain't no size two ♪
♪ but I can shake it, shake
it like I'm supposed to do ♪
♪ 'cause I got that boom-boom
that all the boys chase ♪
- Whoo!
- ♪ All the right junk in all the right places ♪
♪ I see the magazine
workin' that Photoshop ♪
♪ we know that [Bleep] ain't real ♪
♪ come on now, make it stop ♪
♪ if you got beauty,
beauty, just raise 'em up ♪
♪ 'cause every inch of you is perfect ♪
- ♪ from the bottom to the top ♪
- Whoo!
- [Cheers and applause]
- ♪ yeah, my mama she told me, ♪
♪ "don't worry about your size" ♪
♪ she says, "boys like a little
more booty to hold at night" ♪
♪ you know, I won't
be no stick-figure ♪
♪ silicone Barbie doll ♪
♪ so if that's what you're into,
then go ahead and move along ♪
♪ because you know I'm
all about that bass ♪
♪ 'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that bass,
'bout that bass, no treble ♪
♪ I'm all about that
bass, 'bout that bass ♪
Hey!
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Wait, first of all,
how'd you pull this off?
[Laughs]
You're supposed to be lip-syncing,
- and you brought out the real...
- I know!
How lucky am I, by the way?
- Holy cow!
- Hey, guys.
[Cheers and applause]
Meghan, what did you think
of Julianne's performance?
I couldn't keep up.
I was like, "whoa, we're
doing this now. Okay."
She's amazing. She's
perfect. She's a superstar.
I just got to get the booty,
though, so I just used that.
- It was cute.
- [Laughter]
Meghan Trainor, ladies and gentlemen!
Hey, thank you. Thank you very much.
I love you.
Derek, what did you think
of little sister's show?
- What did I think?
- Yeah.
It was wildly inappropriate.
[Laughter]
And I'm... I just call disqualification.
I mean, it's... you know,
you can't do the real thing.
Meghan, I thought we were friends.
She came... she... yeah.
[Laughter]
Well, Julianne, have a seat
in our almost-V.I.P. lounge.
Almost. Okay.
It's the very important
pretenders when I'm in it.
All right. Now, Chrissy, you saw it.
- I did see it.
- What's your opinion?
As a female, I enjoyed
watching... Julianne.
[Laughter]
No, no. I'm just kidding. No.
My husband's here, so
I didn't want to say it,
but, Derek, I liked the thrusting, okay?
I liked the thrusting.
Thank you.
I just love that they're so sweet-looking,
and I just got bass and... and...
Treble. A little treble, little bass.
... thrusts and treble... everything.
Midrange ain't bad, either.
[Laughter]
Coming up, more of Hough versus Hough
in the family grudge match.
We'll be right back with
more of "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ Can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night ♪
♪ Can we go back? This is the moment ♪
♪ tonight is the night,
we'll fight till it's over ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
Now, it's all on the line in round two.
One Hough will have a championship belt
and bragging rights for the next 50 years.
Now, Derek... he spent years
becoming a great dancer,
but it's nothing compared to
his preparation for tonight.
Let's check it out.
Focus.
Ooh! Ow.
For years, I've been training as a dancer,
but tonight, I am a lip-sync competitor.
Yeah.
One of those times when you realize,
you're like, "what did I get myself into?"
[Laughs]
You're like, "wait, what am I doing?"
I'm a little nervous, no lie.
Don't even know the words to these songs.
But it doesn't even matter,
because that's how good I am.
I'll go out there, and
I'm just gonna be like,
"watermelon, watermelon, watermelon."
_
And you'll be like, "whoa,
he's... he's just perfect."
It's not just about the mouth movement
or the syncing of the words you're singing.
It's the connection with audience,
and it's the way you look at the camera.
You felt that. I know.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Party girls don't get hurt ♪
♪ can't feel anything,
when will I learn? ♪
♪ I push it down, push it down ♪
♪ I'm the one "for a good time, call" ♪
♪ phone's blowin' up,
ringin' my doorbell ♪
♪ I feel the love, feel the love ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ one, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
♪ throw 'em back till I lose count ♪
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ I'm gonna fly ♪
♪ like a bird through the night ♪
♪ feel my tears as they dry ♪
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ from the chandelier ♪
♪ but I'm holding on for dear life ♪
♪ won't look down, won't open my eyes ♪
♪ keep my glass full
until morning light ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just
holding on for tonight ♪
♪ on for tonight, on for tonight ♪
♪ 'cause I'm just
holding on for tonight ♪
♪ oh, I'm just holding on for tonight ♪
♪ on for tonight, on for tonight ♪
[Cheers and applause]
So, is "Chandelier" your new anthem?
Yeah. Oh, man, it always has been.
[Laughs]
It's been in my head for a long time.
I'm finally glad she came out with it.
[Laughs] Yeah.
So... so, Julianne, i... if you win,
how many years before Derek,
you know, lives this down?
[Laughing] Even if I don't win,
he's never living this down.
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen.
- [Crowd cheers]
- All right.
Will Julianne be able to
dance her way to the top,
or has Derek permanently hijacked the lead?
We'll be right back on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ I'm gonna swing ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
We in the middle of round two.
Each star got a blank check
to create the most
showstopping number ever.
This is their final shot
to conquer their opponent.
Let's take a look at how Julianne prepared
for the biggest competition of her life.
I got to be honest. [Coughs]
[Laughing] I just picked up a mike.
What was that?
Performing and actually
singing is way less terrifying
than lip-syncing in front of these people.
_
_
_
Winning this competition, for me,
is probably the most
important thing in history
because the rivalry between Derek and I...
I judge him on "Dancing With the Stars."
He says it's because
those who can't do judge.
[Laughs]
Are we good?
We're done? Cameras off? Cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna kick his [Bleep] [Bleep].
He is so going down [Bleep].
Ballsack. Yeah.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Sometimes ♪
♪ something beautiful
happens in this world ♪
♪ Akon ♪
♪ you don't know how to
express yourself, so ♪
♪ and lonely island ♪
♪ you just gotta sing I just had sex ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ felt so good ♪
♪ a woman let me put
my penis inside of her ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ to the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great ♪
♪ it felt so good when
I did it with my penis ♪
♪ a girl let me do it, it
literally just happened ♪
♪ havin' sex can make a
nice man out the meanest ♪
♪ you'll never guess where
I just came from, I had sex ♪
♪ if I had to describe the
feelin', it was the best ♪
♪ when I had the sex,
man, my penis felt great ♪
♪ and I called my parents
right after I was done ♪
♪ so this one's
dedicated to them girls ♪
♪ that let us flop
around on top of them ♪
♪ if you're near or far,
whether short or tall ♪
♪ we wanna think you all
for lettin' us [Bleep] you ♪
♪ she kept lookin' at her watch ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ but I cried the whole time ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ I think she might have been a racist ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ she put a bag on my head ♪
♪ still counts ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and my dreams came true ♪
♪ so if you've had sex
in the last 30 minutes ♪
♪ then you're qualified
to sing with me ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ everybody sing ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ we all had sex ♪
♪ a woman let me put
my penis inside of her ♪
♪ I wanna tell the world ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ no, no, no! ♪
♪ To the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ so great ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughter]
I think we need to reshoot that.
I think we need another take.
[Laughter]
Julianne.
LL.
[Laughter] How do you think you did?
I think I pretty much nailed it, but...
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah.
I don't know. What do you guys think?
- [Cheers and applause]
- We did all right?
I'm straight-up traumatized right now.
Don't act like you've
never seen that before.
[Crowd groans]
I mean, not from me, but...
[Laughter]
- What does that mean?!
- Julianne, have a seat.
- What does that mean?
- Have a seat, Julianne. Have a seat.
Chrissy, what do you
think? What did you think?
We can never go back to Utah, kid.
[Laughter]
Wow.
I loved it way too much.
It was on and poppin'.
Like, John's gonna love
how much I loved that.
[Laughter]
[Laughs]
We'll be right back to see
which Hough takes home the grand prize.
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and it felt so good ♪
♪ felt so good ♪
We're back with the finale of
tonight's "Lip Sync Battle."
You've seen great
performances in lip-sync-etry,
and it's almost time for the
audience to choose the winner.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
[Cheers and applause]
All right?
And now the moment has come.
Was it Julianne?
[Cheers and applause]
Or...
Was it Derek?
[Cheers and applause]
And the winner and "Lip
Sync Battle" champion is...
Julianne Hough!
You are the new "Lip Sync Battle" champion!
Ladies and gentlemen, Julianne Hough.
Take a walk, champion.
[Cheers and applause]
Okay. Now...
Yes.
This is going on my mantelpiece.
Mantelpiece on my fireplace. Oh, yes.
That is actually a very nice belt.
- You must...
- [Laughs] It's really nice.
Yeah. I'm gonna wear this with my jeans.
[Laughter]
All right, do you have
anything to say to your sister?
Um, no, except for... good job.
[Crowd awws]
But seriously, don't ever do that again.
[Laughter]
Don't ever do that again.
Okay. What if he wants a rematch?
Bring it. Uh-oh.
I will win again.
I don't know how much lower
you can go than that, girl.
[Laughter]
That was pretty...
Derek and Julianne made
tonight so much fun.
Make sure you tune in for
our next "Lip Sync Battle."
I'm LL Cool J, and from me,
the voice of the people, Chrissy Teigen,
and the entire "Lip Sync Battle"
crew, good night, everybody.
And remember, knock 'em out the box, Rick.
Knock 'em out, Rick.
♪ I just had sex ♪
♪ and I'll never go back ♪
♪ to the not-havin'-sex
ways of the past ♪
♪ she kept lookin' at her watch ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had sex ♪
♪ but I cried the whole time ♪
♪ doesn't matter, had... ♪