Lip Sync Battle (2015–…): Season 1, Episode 14 - Victoria Justice vs. Gregg Sulkin - full transcript

[T. Rex's "20th Century Boy" playing]

♪ Friends say it's fine,
friends say it's good ♪

♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Ohhhhhhh ♪

♪ Well, it's plain to see
you were meant for me, yeah ♪

♪ And I'm your boy, your 20th century toy ♪

[Cheers and applause]

[Feedback]

[Cheers and applause]

TEIGEN: Show your host some love

or he'll knock you out
because his mama told him to.



All right.

TEIGEN: Please welcome LL Cool J!

Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."

You know what it is.

You've seen it on TV,
You've seen it online,

you've seen it everywhere.

You know the game is simple.

Two players, two celebrities,
lip-sync two songs,

and the audience decides
who did it the best.

Is that clear enough?

[Cheers and applause]

Right now, I have to introduce
to you our color commentator.

She's the voice of the people,
the M.O.S., mistress of sync,

the lovely, the talented, my girl...



Chrissy Teigen.

♪ Everywhere I go-go-go-go-go ♪

♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪

♪ All they do is stare, and stare ♪

♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪

♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪

♪ All they do is stare ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Ohhhh, yeah.

Whooo!

The stakes are high,
but it's more than pride,

bragging rights, and showing
you they have lip-sync swag.

The winner takes home the ultimate trophy.

Chrissy, can you show them the prize?

LL, you know I love studs.

- Aw, baby.
- Ohh, boom!

This one's got plenty.

Look at that. Come on, now.

So, are you ready for an epic battle royal?

[Cheers and applause]

First up, ladies and gentlemen,

Victoria Justice.

[Cheers and applause]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Cheers and applause continue]

Let's meet Victoria's opponent.

Star of "Faking It,"

which makes him perfect for lip-syncing...

I mean perfect... ladies
and gentlemen, Gregg Sulkin!

[Cheers and applause]

So, Gregg is English.

As a guest in our
country, we naturally asked

of his good friend Victoria
if Gregg could go first,

and she said no.

[Laughter]

You go, girl! That's right!

You guys dominate this
industry. Let us have something.

Okay.

Oh, when you're right, you're right.

Okay, all right. Gregg, have a seat.

SULKIN: All right.

Come on over, Victoria. Come on over.

Hello, everyone!

[Cheers and applause]

Okay, so...

What song did you pick?

So, after some careful consideration,

I decided to go with an '80s classic

that really stirs me up
inside and gets me emotional.

It's called

"Total Eclipse of the
Heart" by Bonnie Tyler.

Here is the beautiful and
talented Victoria Justice.

[Intro plays]

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely ♪

♪ and you're never coming 'round ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then
I get a little bit tired ♪

♪ of listening to the sound of my tears ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit nervous ♪

♪ that the best of all the
years have gone by ♪

♪ Turn around ♪

♪ Every now and then I
get a little bit terrified ♪

♪ and then I see the look in your eyes ♪

♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪

♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪

♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪

♪ And I need you now tonight ♪

♪ And I need you more than ever ♪

♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪

♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪

♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪

♪ Together we can take it
to the end of the line ♪

♪ Your love is like a shadow
on me all of the time ♪

♪ All of the time ♪

♪ I don't know what to do
and I'm always in the dark ♪

♪ We're living in a powder
keg and giving off sparks ♪

♪ I really need you tonight ♪

♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪

♪ Once upon a time I was falling in love ♪

♪ But now I'm only falling apart ♪

♪ There's nothing I can do,
a total eclipse of the heart ♪

[Music stops]

[Cheers and applause]

- Thank you.
- Yo.

Yo.

Nothing about that was falling apart.

I don't want to talk. I can't.

Whoo! I'm in love again.

- I loved it.
- ♪ Once upon a time I was... ♪

I thought her pants were gonna eclipse.

I was scared.

♪ Total eclipse of my pants ♪

[Laughter]

And then you crawl to my man and his...

Yo. His scarf got all tight.

You see his scarf just tightened up.

You're 21.

You crawl around like...
I felt, like, you know...

You felt like what?

Like, go to your room a little bit, like...

No. That wasn't a sexy crawl.

That was, like... I'm like,
desperate in that song.

Ohhh.

It was, like, a desperate crawl for love.

It was like the end of the
marathon over the barbed wire.

- Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
- Okay, I got it. I got it.

Okay, well, Victoria,
head over to the lounge.

Have a seat at the lounge for a minute.

[Cheers and applause]

Yo, Gregg. Gregg.

Your time to shine, baby.

- Get on out here.
- Whoo!

- I like those boots.
- Well, thank you.

- Boots are cool.
- Thank you.

So, yo, I know you prepared
for this thing, and I know...

I've heard rumors, so, tell us what's up.

Well, my mother is very
proud of me, firstly,

for making it to the "Lip Sync Battle."

Yeah, I've been preparing for a long time.

Hopefully my accent doesn't show through.

And we'll see.

Okay, and what's the name of the song?

I'm singing "I Believe
In A Thing Called Love."

[Cheers and applause]

Sincerely faking his belief
in love, here's Gregg Sulkin.

[Intro plays]

[Women screaming]

♪ Can't explain all the feelings
that you're making me feel ♪

♪ My heart's in overdrive ♪

♪ and you're behind the steering wheel ♪

[Women screaming]

♪ Touching you ♪

♪ Touching me ♪

♪ Touching you, God, you're touching me ♪

♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪

♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪

♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪

♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪

♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

[Guitar solo]

♪ I want to kiss you every
minute, every hour, every day ♪

♪ You got me in a spin,
but everything is a-okay ♪

♪ Touching you ♪

♪ Touching me ♪

♪ Touching you God, you're touching me ♪

♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪

♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪

♪ There's a chance we could make it now ♪

♪ We'll be rocking till the sun goes down ♪

♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

[Music stops]

[Cheers and applause]

Yo. [Chuckles]

Yo, if that don't get a teenage girl

to jump out her parents'
window, I don't know what will.

[Laughter]

Please, do not jump out
of your parents' window.

Yeah, he's right. Don't try that at home.

[Cheers and applause]

Gregg, go ahead to the lounge.

All right.

We've got a lot more fake singing coming up

from Victoria and Gregg.

We'll be right back with
more "Lip Sync Battle."

♪ ... called love ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Get down! ♪

♪ I believe in a thing called love ♪

♪ Just listen to the rhythm of my heart ♪

Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."

Tonight, it's Sulkin vs. Justice,

and round 2 is about to pop off.

Each star dipped into
their lip-sync war chest,

bringing out the big guns
to crush their opponent.

Only one can wear the L.S.B. belt.

Let's take a look at how
Victoria prepared for combat.

Listen here, pouty lips,

your British charm can
only take you so far.

Bring it!

I'm getting excited. I'm getting pumped.

I'm a little bit nervous,
and I want to win that belt.

Shake it out. Shake it out.

I'm in the zone.

Are you in the zone?

This next one... it's a song
that I haven't heard in a while,

and it just makes my heart happy.

We're gonna get crazy. It's gonna be fun.

Whoo! I'm ready. Let's do this.

Bring it on, Gregg Sulkin.

I'm very nervous.

- [Chuckles]
- [Sighs]

I feel like this is all an act,
this whole "nervous" thing act,

and he's gonna come out
and, like, bust it out.

By the end of this battle,

that belt will be caught
on this waist, mama.

[Intro to Nelly's "Hot In Here" plays]

[Echoing] ♪ Hot in ♪

♪ So hot in here ♪

[Echoing] ♪ So hot in ♪

Ah, oh!

[Cheers and applause]

♪ I was like, good
gracious, ass is bodacious ♪

♪ Flirtatious, tryin' to show patience ♪

- ♪ I'm lookin' for the right time to shoot my steam ♪
- You know it.

♪ Lookin' for the right
time to flash them keys ♪

- ♪ Then, uh, I'm leavin' please believe in ♪
- Oh!

♪ Me and the rest of my heathens ♪

♪ Check it, got it locked at
the top of the Four Seasons ♪

♪ Penthouse, rooftop, birds I'm feedin' ♪

♪ No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve ♪

♪ And no teasin' ♪

♪ I need you to get up,
up on the dance floor ♪

♪ Give that man what he askin' for ♪

♪ 'Cause I feel like bustin' loose ♪

♪ And I feel like touchin' you ♪

Ah, ah.

♪ And can't nobody stop the juice ♪

♪ So, baby, tell me, what's the use? ♪

♪ I said ♪

- ♪ It's gettin' hot in here ♪
- So hot.

♪ So take off all your clothes ♪

♪ I am gettin' so hot I
wanna take my clothes off ♪

- ♪ Oh, It's gettin' hot in here ♪
- So hot.

♪ So take off all your clothes ♪

♪ I am gettin' so hot, I
wanna take my clothes off ♪

♪ Let it hang all out ♪

[Music stops]

[Cheers and applause]

With a little bit of ah,
ah and a little bit of...

Ah, ah

- Aw, baby.
- American classic.

- I love that song.
- Oh, that is a... oh, yeah.

That is absolutely classic.

Whew!

Chrissy.

Chrissy, the Band-Aid's
fall... take the Band-Aid off.

- It's falling off your face.
- Mine doesn't look as cool.

- It's too big.
- It's too...

It's just too big. It look like...

[Laughs] Awww.

[Cries]

[Laughs]

Could you just give me a little fan?

Just give me a little
bit of the fan real quick.

[Nelly's "It's Hot in Here" plays]

A little bit of ah, ah.

A little bit of ah, ah.

[Cheers and applause]

So, Gregg or Victoria?

One is about to become a champion,

other be fired from show business forever.

It's all on the line when we come back

with more "Lip Sync Battle."

- ♪ It's getting hot in here ♪
- So hot.

♪ So take off all your clothes ♪

♪ I am getting so hot... ♪

♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪

Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."

We're deep into round 2,

where each star puts their
imagination to the test

tricking out a show-stopping number

to obliterate the competition.

Gregg is up next.

Let's see how he prepared
for lip-sync Armageddon.

Oh, the door's locked.

Thank you so much.

You guys are more than
welcome to come on in.

What am I doing this for?

I'm doing this to make people happy.

I'm doing this to try and
compete with Kevin Hart,

for example.

This is very exciting and nervous.

I have lip-sync groupies.

It's unbelievable.

I mean, they literally
came out of the woodwork.

I've started that craze,

and I'm very, very proud
to carry that title.

The adrenaline, I'm very, like, shaky.

It's crazy.

I mean, she's been blowing up my phone.

I reject her every time.

I don't want her little
mind games affecting me.

How'd you sleep? Good? You get enough rest?

I got a good amount of rest, yeah.

You feel lethargic, or
you feel ready to go?

[Inhales deeply]

See, I'm not gonna answer your questions.

No more questions.

Victoria,

as beautiful as you are as a human being,

you're losing.

Badly.

This is about to be the end of it.

[Bleep] is about to get real right now.

Yeah.

[Intro to Kelis' "Milkshake" plays]

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

♪ I know you want it ♪

♪ The thing that makes me ♪

♪ What the guys go crazy for ♪

♪ They lose their minds ♪

- ♪ The way I wind ♪
- [Women screaming]

♪ I think its time ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Warm it up ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ The boys are waiting ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ Warm it up ♪

♪ La, la, la-la, la ♪

♪ The boys are waiting ♪

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

[Music stops]

[Cheers and applause]

TEIGEN: Be careful!

What the... what?

[Laughs]

We've got a problem, Houston.

[Laughter]

Wow.

Wow. Oh, wow.

It really is better than yours, huh?

Nah, come on over here. I don't care.

I get a little messy with you, buddy.

It's all good.

So, yo, here you go.
Here you go, here you go.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, be careful with that.

Don't let anything drip.

[Laughter]

TEIGEN: Eww!

I had a dream like this once.

It's all good. So...

Now my father would not be proud.

[Laughter]

[British accent] Father,
I've made a boo-boo.

[Laughter]

Give him a round of applause.

That was amazing. That was amazing.

Gregg, go sit in the lounge.

I'm gonna have one of the Goodfellas

bring you a towel or
something and hook you up.

They'll cover the... be easy.

You're playing dirty, Gregg.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is, uh...

This got weird. It got weird.

[Laughter]

Look at that hair and tell me that's not

"Something About Mary" right now.

That is... that is "Something About Mary."

Something about Gregg Sulkin.

- Something about Gregg?
- There is something.

That's unbelievable.

You got that '80s hair-band
down thing cold, though.

I like it. That was unexpected.

♪ Jump, jump, jump to it! Jump! ♪

Okay.

Everybody, stay tuned to see

who wins the Lip Sync championship belt.

We'll find out in a moment.

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right ♪

♪ Everybody says it's
just like rock 'n' roll ♪

[Cheers and applause]

Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."

This has been a truly classic matchup,

and in a minute, the audience
will choose the winner.

Chrissy, the belt, please.

[Cheers and applause]

Audience, it's up to you guys.

You ready?

Are you ready?

Is the winner Victoria Justice?

[Cheers and applause]

Or is the winner Gregg Sulkin?

[Louder cheers and applause]

And the winner and the "Lip
Sync Battle" champion is...

... Gregg Sulkin.

[Cheers and applause]

Did his thing.

He did his thing.

Yo, all right.

You see, that's what
I'm talking about, yes.

Yeah, let's all just have a group hug.

TEIGEN: Oh, my God.

I'm sorry you didn't win.

I love you, too.

[Cheers and applause]

Gregg, okay.

Now, that belt is kind of...

what are you gonna do with the belt?

To be honest, it's funny.

I used to watch, like,
WWE, and I used to be...

You know, like Triple H, when
he used to go, "Psssssssh!"

I feel like Triple H right now.

- You're Triple G.
- Yeah, Triple G.

- He's Triple G.
- My new rap name.

All right.

That was a great, great
night of lip-syncing.

Thanks to Victoria and Gregg.

They were amazing. I'm LL Cool J.

And for me, Chrissy,

and everyone in "Lip
Sync" crew, good night!

Knock 'em out the box, L.

Knock 'em out, L.

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

♪ My milkshake brings
all the boys to the yard ♪

♪ And they're like it's better than yours ♪

♪ Damn right it's better than yours ♪

♪ I can teach you, but I have to charge ♪

♪ I know you want it ♪

♪ The thing that makes me ♪

♪ What the guys go crazy for ♪

♪ They lose their minds ♪