Lehiyot Ita (2013–2021): Season 2, Episode 3 - Yair from the past - full transcript

This is a clip that was posted online
called "Racist Noa".

No way you're letting him invite 700 people,

unless you want
the most important night of your life

to look like a Yemenite festival.

I swear...
- Get away from me!

Racist Noa! Racist Noa!

I'm officially the most hated girl in Israel.

They don't love me
because they don't love you.

Assaf, I'm sorry,
but this is tomato paste.

What I want

is for my daughter to love me.
And you're going to help me with that.



A little push.

What do I have to do
to keep your mouth shut about Noa?

I want Tzvika Granot's office.

You got it.

Tell me what you think
about Noa Hollander.

She's a lovely person.

Can someone tell me
what just happened here?

Your dad saved your ass,
that's what happened.

Can we finally turn over a new page?
- We can try.

Beautiful!
- Was that a 3 or 2 pointer?

2. -2.

It's better than watching on TV, huh, Avi?

Are you kidding?
This is 43,000 inch!

I just hope I don't get a ball in my face.



I'm dying to get a ball in my face.
- Exactly, it's an honor, Avi. Loosen up.

That's some tough cookie,
your boyfriend's dad.

Until you find a way
to swindle him too.

That dude's amazing. Ay ay ay.

I'm falling in love, I swear.

Listen.

You remember the son
of my former partner?

Yair? -Altman, yes.
- Of course I remember,

he was my best friend.

Me and that moron bullied
half the kids in high school.

Now that moron
is trying to bully me.

My 11 hotels in South Africa,
at the finest locations,

with construction permits and all,
have been stuck for a year because of him.

I'm having dinner with him tomorrow.
- You mean he's here? -Yes.

Say hello from me.
- Tell him yourself,

I want you to come with me.

Me? What for?

Avi, mark my word,
we got this game in the bag.

God willing, Gideon.

Come on, be nice,
the man invited us.

This is the nicest I can be
to someone who came on to your mother.

To respect but suspect...

Gimme a kiss.

80 iPhones are aimed at us.

Tzvika will kill you.

Stop, you idiot.

10 burly men are sweating
right in front of you

and all you can do
is stare at Noa and Gideon?

When I'll represent
one of those disproportionate Goliaths

I'll look at the court.
Right now I'm looking at my daughter.

She's his daughter, Tzvika,
and they made up,

so you better make peace with that.

You also have to look out for yourself.

Don't you want to represent more people?
- No.

How about finding true love?
Not someone from the industry.

Someone to have children with.

Wait, I have someone.

Nope, not interested.

How old are you?
Fifty... three?

With all due respect to Gideon and this job,
by the time I'm 53

I hope to be a grandma.

I'm 46.
- Awesome, my guy is 36.

People, listen up,
the person who will try to score is...

Gideon Hollander.

Avi, here.

You score,
I'll take you to a restaurant.

Get your credit card out.

People, Avi Dahari will be shooting!
Give him a hand.

Go, Dad!

Go, Avi!

Dinner's tomorrow at 9pm,
I need you to be there.

Isn't it a bit too soon
to ask me for favors, Dad?

I'm not coming.
- Noa,

my dad's on the court,
cheer him on.

Avi Dahari will attempt
to score a 3 pointer.

Ay ay ay...

Every day we're not building
those hotels

we're losing hundreds of thousands of dollars.

And if I lose those lands

it will be very bad, for all of us.

Fine, then try not to lose them.

Are you listening to me?

Or don't you understand what I'm saying?

Ole, Dad!

I'm on the verge of bankruptcy.

What?

Score!

Sweetie, are you alright?

Assaf, get me a bag of peanuts.

Blanca, come here.

Here you go, Amania.
- Thank you, sweetie.

Perla, this is Assaf's Latin girlfriend.

She's sweet.

And she got herself a sweet man.

See how I got your girlfriend's back?

I do, and by the time we get married

she'll be your girlfriend too.

Cool down the wedding talk.

187 and the peanuts are on me,
so don't ask for a discount.

Put it on my tab,
I'll pay you later.

No one's cooling anything.
Blanca and I will get married.

Is she even Jewish?

No, but love sees no religion.

Then love will get some glasses.

Bye, sweetie. Say hello to your mom.
- Bye. Bye, Assaf.

Not only did I agree to hire her,

now you want my kosher certificate
to be taken away and my store shut down?

Cut the drama.
Start getting used to the idea

that Blanca Pujes
will be Blanca Dahari, okay?

I put up with all your crap,

I invested in your imaginary album,

I paid for your trip to Spain
from Meirav's savings. -What?

I even agreed,
without being asked if I agree,

to take a stranger into my house,
but a wedding? No way!

Don't yell at me.
- I'll keep yelling at you

until you get it into your head!

I'll even tell her that.
- Mom...

Blanca. -Yes?

I like you, yes.
- Mom...

Wedding? No!

Assaf. -Assaf!

Assaf, wait. -Assaf!
- I'm coming with you.

Where do you think you're going?

Until you fully accept Blanca,
there is no Assaf!

Assaf...
- Don't come with me, I'm upset.

Now I have to be this one's babysitter?

You know that "babysitter"
is an international word, right?

So listen, Eden,
I'm standing in front of the basket

and my hands are shaking.

So I say to myself, Avi,
you can do this.

I knew you could.
- You did? -Sure!

You were holding that ball like a pro.

Eden, you're awesome.

If things are so bad,
how can you be so calm?

It's called survival.

Wait, hold on, sshhh...

Eden, do you hear that song?

It's Gali Atari,
the song is "Israeli Fall" from 1986.

It's about me.
- Dad...

It was written
2 months after I left her.

"The one who promised a warm winter"

"never came through."

I broke my promise,
I left her.

Did you date Gali Atari, Avi?

Yeah, we had a fling
some 30 years ago. -Wow!

When she still had curly hair.

Wait, I have to represent
my mom and say

that to this day we've seen no proof
of the affair. - "Proof"...

Listen to the lyrics,
there's your proof.

Let's just call Gali and ask her.

You have Gali Atari's number?

I will tomorrow.

I saw her in LA...
- I love your dad.

The audience wouldn't leave.

Amazing.
- Look who's here.

That's my man, Clive.

Hi, Clive. -Hey.

Nice to meet you all.
- This is Clive, Gideon's fitness trainer. Tzvika.

Come and sit next to him.

He's a beast.

Tzvika?
- Your hotels are a huge success,

you live like a king.

What you said before
doesn't make sense,

I want to know what's going on.
- I made a mistake.

You made a lot of mistakes.
What happened this time?

Until South Africa I worked smart,
in an orderly fashion.

In South Africa I decided
to build 11 hotels at the same time.

11 hotels!

That's billions.

And then... -Yair showed up.

No.
First the president of Moritrea,

who froze all the lands
for an unlimited amount of time

on suspicion of corruption.

It's nice to know that
not everyone is corrupt like you.

That's just it, they are!

Someone just scammed him before me.

And that someone is...

now you can complete my sentence.

Yair Altman.

Let's call Mom to tell her.

Why would Yair want to screw you?

Things between me and his father
didn't end so well.

You fired him.
- Yes.

Revenge. -Nice.

Just proves he loves his father.

Call waiting.
What could she say?

For 6 months he didn't answer his phone,
he didn't want a thing,

no meetings, no mediation, nothing!

I wrote him 3 weeks ago
that you want to see him.

Me? -Yes.

He instantly said yes.

He just wants to humiliate me
in front of you.

He'll enjoy it.

And if your magic still works on him
and you'll ask nicely

then I'll benefit too
and he'll get off my back.

Amalia, I'm here with Gideon Hollander,

he said he'd get me a meeting
with Gali Atari.

What's with the lip?
You want to piss me off?

Avi! -Huh?

You're shouting.

Okay, I'm sorry.
Bye.

Why are you so grumpy?
What's wrong?

Same reason you look in the mirror
a hundred times a day,

it makes me feel good.

So this is why you made up with me.

This too.

Not to get close to your daughter.

You came for this.
- Noa...

I came to save you
from moving to a rented apartment

next to your boyfriend's folks in Bat Yam.

Dad, you're exaggerating.

You'll manage.
You always do.

I've had it with all your crap.

Noa, just come to the meeting

and do what you have to do.
- Or what?

Or what?

Amos,

how about a cigar?
- What are you doing?

Dad.

Wow, wow, wow!
What a bonanza!

His office is nice.
- My office.

As of today this office is mine.
Congrats to me.

Okay, let's bring in
some Maimon soul.

Let's start with you
peeling Noa off the wall.

I can peel her off the wall,
but not off your brain.

And get rid of these sofas,
the cushions are hideous.

What's this ugly lamp about?
I don't want this plasma.

And this fruit?
Flowers, flowers, flowers,

get me some orange and pink flowers.

Pish, are you listening to me?
- Yes.

Where'd you get that bottle?
- From Tzvika's wine fridge.

Each bottle costs tons of Euros.

Pish, move.

What are you doing?!

This is how ships are launched

and this is my Titanic!

Just without the iceberg
and the dead people. -Okay, Vanessa,

enjoy the new office.
Now let's talk business.

When do I get a campaign?

Tomorrow your picture
will be on that wall

and tomorrow you order
a huge sign for the entrance

with the initials for:
"Maimon Representation Israel"

Sweetie, that's MRI,
you'll get sick people in here.

Coral and Noy,
the bimbos from my school

got into the next SHE catalogue

just because they're signed
with Eliana Tidhar.

Big deal. I'll make sure
you get into SHE tomorrow.

No, you said I'd replace Noa.

So now that she's out,
I want to be the presenter for SHE.

Hey, Daphna,
Rome wasn't built in a day...

If they had today's technology

it would be built in an hour.

Vanessa, look at me,

I am not you, okay?

I know what I'm worth
and I'm not apologetic about it.

I'm half Russian, half Moroccan,
I'm one of a kind.

I'm a cash cow in the making.

You have 2 days
to get me the SHE campaign

otherwise I'm leaving you.
Toodles.

Your threats don't faze me, Daphna.
Daphna!

Daphna, stop!

Fine, bye.
Say hi to Mom, talk to you tomorrow.

Stop looking at me like that,
it's annoying.

What are you doing?

Marry me.

What?

Marry me!

Um...

Marrying me is an expensive operation!

Prepare your parents.

Honey, just go to dinner with him
and get it over with.

I don't want to, Amos.
- Of course you don't,

because Gucci taught you
to first say no

and play hard to get.
- No, that's not it.

You see? You said no.

It's not funny.
- There you go again.

Why do you suck up to him
the way you do?

Because I'll do what it takes
to get a taste of your inheritance.

Did he even tell you
why he needs me at that dinner?

He said this guy
is giving him grief but...

I didn't get into it.
- Did he tell you who this Yair is?

He said he's scum. Why,
is there anything I should know? -Yes.

He was in love with me in high school.

He tried to get me in bed with him
twice a week.

Oh yeah? -Yeah.
- And...

And...

And I'm proud to say
that I'm the only one in this district

who didn't give in to Yair Altman.

Even though he's super hot
and a charmer.

Check out his Instagram,

we'll see how badly
you want me to go... Yair Altman.

Okay, I'm on to you,

you want me to throw a fit of jealousy.
- Right.

No way that will happen,
you know why? -Why?

Because I know
you're crazy about me.

Check out his Instagram...

Noa, forget it,
you're not going.

What happened?
Noa?

I just saw your brother naked.
- What?

Your brother, I saw him naked.

Noa...

Noa, I'm sorry,
next time you should knock.

Are you serious?
Why didn't you say you're here?

What? She can knock next time, dude.

Assaf, I've had it with you.
- What? -I've had it with you!

Who barges into bathrooms, Amos?
- Noa.

Want some?

I'm not going back, Amos.

I'll move to Spain
and work as a shepherd.

Dude, now you're overreacting.

No matter what I do,
it's never enough.

You can do what you want
'coz you're marrying Noa,

she's the wet dream
of every Amalia around.

I'm dating Gentile Blanca,
the dry nightmare

of every Amalia around.
- Assaf,

Blanca is not Mom's nightmare.

She said it herself
and I've had it.

I was away for 5 months,
look how your life progressed

and look at mine.

I googled you yesterday,
I got like 9,000 results.

I only have 3.

Amos,

can I stay here for a few days?

You won't even know I'm here,
I'll be Casper the Yemenite ghost.

Sure, bro, of course.
- Thanks.

Assaf, are you hungry?
Can I get you something to eat?

No, it's late,
I don't want to bother you.

You go to sleep.

Goodnight, bro.
- Goodnight.

Amos,

could you just make me...
your pita-pizza?

With an egg and salad
and egg salad? And herbs?

And Tabasco?

Sure, bro. Anything else?
- No.

Okay, go get dressed.
You want to eat too?

Are you sure? -Yes.
- Thanks, Amos.

Are you sure you don't want one?
The smell will drive you crazy.

No.

Listen, this open house policy of yours,
"enter and leave as you please" is cool,

but I'd like a heads up.
- Alright, Noa, he's family.

I was kidding.
Loosen up.

Yair's hot, huh?

Don't start with me now.

So I can tell my dad
that I'm not going to dinner?

No, you can tell him
that we'll both be there,

I'll wear my ominous suit.

Is this egg with the adornments expensive?
- He's unbelievable. -Sorry.

Tzvika...

Hey,
Listen to me. -Tzvika.

If he peed on the carpet
while you were watching him

that means he's mad at you.
- Tzvika...

Hussein wouldn't pee for no reason,
he's a smart dog. -Tzvika...

What do you want?!
Who died?

Like a bird born to be free...

Vanessa Maimon?

Soon to be Vanessa Maimon-Cohen.

Get your paws off my things

and get the hell out of my office.

This is my office now.

I wonder who I should call first,

the police, to take you to jail,

or an ambulance,
to take you to the loony bin.

Call Gideon Hollander,
he gave me your office

after I supported Noa
on your disgusting ex's show

and saved her from being stoned.

I'm shocked you weren't informed.

"Will be transferred from Tzvika Granot
to Vanessa Maimon"

Limor, let's go.

Limor,

you're staying with me.

I'm with Tzvika through hell and high water.
- Thanks, sweetie.

I'll give you a 20% raise.

Limor, don't move.

I'm sorry, Tzvika.

Tzvika, dear,

the car keys... they're mine too.

Shit.

Oh no... the house keys?

Cappuccino, 2 teaspoons of sugar.

Hollander! Noa! Noa!
- Tzvika.

I got here by cab

because your dad gave away my office,
including everything,

including fucking Limor!

To that psychopath ex
of the baker from Yemen.

Good morning to you too, Versace.

Oh, Tzvika, just in time for the tasting menu.
- What's this?

This is the brother
of the baker from Yemen

who is working on the food
for Amos and Noa's wedding.

Noa... -And this is Gili,
our gardener turned sous chef.

Noa, he took my office
and gave it to Vanessa.

What do you mean "gave it?" I don't...
- He gave it to her.

He took it and gave it

for agreeing not to badmouth you
on Miki's show.

Oh, that's okay then.
- Excuse me?

Oh! The first Kubana is ready.
But be careful, it's hot.

I didn't hear you well,

did you say "it's okay?"

Vanessa saved me
from the mess you made

and if that's the price we have to pay...
- Not "we," Noa, not you,

me. I'm paying.
- You're the one who screwed up. Not me.

Guys, taste it,
I need to know what you think.

What's with this guy?

Amalia won't accept his girlfriend
because she's a Gentile,

so he's staying here until she does.

Dolce and Gabbana,

we missed a great opportunity, you and me.

That time I wanted to be a singer,
we could have made millions together.

Yoav, right? -Assaf.

Same thing.

Go convert your girlfriend,
come back in an hour,

I have to talk to Noa.
Noa, dear,

I need you to call your father and tell him...

I'm seeing him for dinner,
I'll take care of this.

Versaces, you're a genius!

Dinner?

Without me, again, why?

Because you're not invited, again.

She'll love the Kubana.

Bye, Gili. Thanks, bro.
- Bye, bro.

I'll wash the dishes and I'm out.
- Okay. -Hey.

Shit, I'm not dressed.

One minute.

Hey.

Hey.

Clive, right?

Tzvika...

You're...

staying for the workout?

Yeah, no, no, no,
I need to go to the office, I...

I have some work, but I'd love
to buy you a drink later on.

Right...

You know, the way you behaved
last night, I...

Oh no, no.
- I don't think so. -No, I was an asshole.

I'm sorry, I apologize,
I had a horrible day,

let me make it up.
- To be honest,

it has nothing to do with yesterday,
you're just...

too old for me.
Let's face it.

Sorry. -Sure.

Why not?
You will not like it, you go back to Jesus.

Haven't I done enough for you?

You promised that we'd do well,
that we'd open a business together.

Look, look what I'm doing,
cleaning your house!

Yeah, but Blanca,
you know how important it is to me

that my parents love you, right?

I will not convert for your parents!

You're making a mistake, Blanca.

It's a gift to be a Jew.
We are the chosen ones.

My mother already hates me
for leaving her

for a country
where missiles come down on us.

And what will I tell my mother?
"Mom, hi, I'm changing religions."

But they don't shoot bombs at us
all day long, only every 2 years.

Oh, yeah, every 2 years.

Never mind.

But I'm willing to study Hebrew for you.

Really?

Yes, my chocolate bonbon.

You see, Hebrew school.

Rabbi.

Rabbi, meet Blanca.

Blanca, meet your Hebrew teacher, Adi.
- Hello.

No, no, no, no...
- No hugs.

What happened?
- No... -Okay.

Class is starting.
- Yes, a Hebrew lesson.

It's so exciting.
- Yes. Bye, bonbon.

Ay, hold up...

Goodbye.
- Goodbye, darling, goodbye.

Hebrew, Hebrew.
- Hebrew, Hebrew. -Yes.

Listen, I'll keep my promise,

but you better keep yours.

Rabbi, you make sure my woman
is a kosher enough Jew for Amalia

and I'll make sure
that you and only you

marry Noa and Amos
and cut their little one's little one.

God willing.
- Yes? -God willing.

Bye.

Mom, good news.

Blanca is converting. Yes.

"Gates of Zion Tree of Life Synagogue"

I don't want to give Tzvika
back his office

because I don't want him to work with you.

Whatever, Dad, don't,

I'll rent one for him. -But he makes a nice profit
off of you, he can manage.

He's right.

If you want me to fire Eden,

fire Tzvika.

You asked him to fire Eden?
- Yes. -Why?

Because, I know her kind.

They're either looking for a rich husband
or a rich boss to upgrade their lives.

So?

Noa, you want him to fire her
because you're jealous he's crazy about her.

But after everything she did for you,
it's not cool.

Hollander!

Wow!

Noa, how about getting up
and giving me a hug?

You were a moron
and you're still a moron.

Wow...

Yair, that's too tight.

How many years has it been?
- Look at you, you're a man.

You like? Can I replace
Bradley Coop Coop in your next movie?

Totally. -Yeah.

How's it going, Gidi?
- Couldn't be better.

It could, believe me.
And you must be...

Amos. The big winner.

Your man's a tough guy.
- Very.

He would have ripped you apart in high school
for what you did to me.

Oh yeah, bro, are you a hitter?

Only when necessary.
- All I did was cuff her to the water fountain

when she pissed me off.
- And you burned my schoolbag

when it was on my back.
- Well, you threw eggs at me

when I was with...
- The principal's secretary.

My mom caught us because of you.
She was so mad at me.

So was the principal.
- Hi. -Hi.

No need,
just tell the chef I'm here

and bring us a '96 Burgundy.

If there's no Burgundy, we're leaving.

Yes.

Wow, you look exactly like my wife,
this is insane.

You're married? -Yes.

Six years to the granddaughter
of the President of Moritrea.

Gidi, didn't you tell her?

So, did you tell Amos
that you were madly in love with me?

No, I told him the truth.

Look how beautiful you are!

Look at those big eyes,
like 2 diamonds.

Am I right, Amos?

Rumor has it you're big in diamonds.

Uh...
- One of the biggest diamond dealers in the world.

Yeah, but what's it all worth
when your father's not around to see it?

What? Did Yoram pass away?

Yes. A long time ago.

Well... I don't want to ruin the mood.
We're here to do business.

Amos Oz (famous Israeli author), you...
- Eden. -Yes.

Give us a few minutes
to settle some matters

and then we'll have our family dinner.

Let's get a drink at the bar, "Amos Oz"?

The love boat...

He's so hot.
- Right? -Wow.

Wow, what a douche bag.

Of the highest level.

What are you all worked up about?

Me? Do I look worked up to you?

The way you kissed her,
to show she's yours like some baboon?

What was that?

You think he's a threat?

She's not into him.

You see how he was crying out for attention,
the putz? -What was that about?

Attention craver.

But he's just like Noa,
she likes turning heads.

They're all like that, Gideon too.

At least we're not like them.

"Them?"

So you're not "them?"
- No.

I didn't come from money,
far from it.

I have a little now, but...

I have no desire
to be on top of the pyramid

where everyone will know me and fear me.
That's not me, that's them.

Then why are you with Gideon?

Why are you with Noa?

Because I love her.
- I love what I do.

And I love Gideon.

Not like you love Noa, but...

he got me where I am today.

I'm eternally in his debt.

That's why she doesn't like you.

And she says he's not crazy about me.

I know what she says,

don't believe her.

I'm with him 24/7,
he never said a bad word about you.

And he loves her very much too, so relax.

Stop looking at them. Chill out.

I want her to look over here too.

You want her to look over here?

Then the glass shattered...

She can't see.

It's not working.

But we tried...

I believe in signs, right?

A trip to India,
my friend starts a business,

suddenly he's a diamond dealer.

So I said, diamonds? Chicks? Why not?

So you burned 4 years in law school for nothing.
- That's not true.

I wanted to learn how to do justice
and then apply it to the sinners.

Why the smile?
What did he do?

What did I do?

Nothing.

You fired his father,
you call that nothing?

That's why we're here, Yair, isn't it?

You're not releasing his lands?

You're punishing my father
for firing yours, right?

Is that what you told her?

Yes, that's what he told me.

Your father didn't fire my father,

your father killed my father.

When the hotels did well in the US

your father kicked my dad out
of the business without a dime.

And get this,

when my dad came back home
he discovered

that while he was working his ass off
for Gideon in LA,

your father, sweet Gidi,

was having an affair with my mother
here in Israel.

That's not what happened, Yair...
- Then you tell me!

It started from your father fighting me
for a bigger cut of the business.

We moved out of the country because of you,
to start over, but my dad didn't make it.

He started drinking again and didn't stop.

One year later he collided head on
with a truck.

You didn't even come to his funeral.
- Yoram was my best friend, I miss him.

He was my first partner,
we started out from day one together,

from the first hotel...
- And still you had sex with his wife.

Dad, you had it coming.

To everything Gidi Hollander had coming.

You know...

I've thought about you often
these past years.

Really, whenever I came to visit

I would see you on billboards,
I was so proud.

And as mad as I am at this ape,
when he said you want to see me

I couldn't say no.

I thought of you often too.

And now, after everything you said,
I'm sorry we didn't stay in touch,

I could have helped you.

That's okay. We're in touch now

and let's keep it this way.

Invite me to your wedding.

Of course.
Wil you come with your wife?

With my wife or...

someone else's wife.

Maybe I'll even make you
a diamond necklace

to go with those big eyes of yours.

Not maybe, do it.
- Done.

Anything else?

No.

Okay, I think I'll get our friends back here.

Yair, wait,

I want to say something else.

If we have anything in common,

it's that we both ate shit
from Gideon Hollander.

And just when we thought he couldn't stoop
any lower, he proved us wrong.

That's Gidi.

He deserves everything you have done to him.

But I think he got it.

I'd really love it if you could try...

Just like I'm trying,

to forgive him.

Getting us together was a good idea.

Take a bite.
- No.

Come on, your counting calories now?
- No. No.

Come on.
- You're tormenting me again.

Amos, could you please
come to my rescue?

The best I can do is take you home.

Okay, people...
- We're going home. -Thank you.

He has the bakery tomorrow.

Wait, we didn't pay the bill, Amos.
- That's okay, my treat. Our treat.

We have to stay, it's cool.

Okay, give me a hug.

But don't kill me.

Don't forget to invite me over,
okay, Amos Oz?

Maybe I'll buy one of your pieces.
- Sure thing.

Bye, Noa. -Bye.
- Thanks.

That wasn't so bad.

You have no idea
how I just saved his life.

I'll leave you guys alone...
- No, no, no,

stay, this won't take long.

I must say that she...

put things into perspective

and if the lands in Africa
mean that much to you

then I'll tell my wife's grandfather

to release them to you.

I appreciate that, Yair. Thank you.

Sure.

One more thing about your dad, if I may.
- You know what?

I do have one condition,

nothing major...

I know that Noa is in love
and she's going to marry that cutie

and I don't want to ruin it for her, but...

if you want to build your hotels in Africa,

I want Noa.

For one night.

I tried and failed when we were kids.

I feel that I missed out.

What?

I want Noa for one night.

You decide what you want to give me,

your business or your daughter.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I am pleased to announce
that the great Gideon Hollander has decided

that your meals are on him!

And a bottle of '96 Burgundy for every table,

courtesy of Yoram Altman.