Lehiyot Ita (2013–2021): Season 1, Episode 8 - Tvika Almighty - full transcript

Amos?

Amos?

Two coats of white paint,
and it's gone.

If you don't like it,
I can paint over it right now.

Don't you dare.

It's me.

A porcupine...

I haven't felt this way
in a long time.

We have to do an exhibition
of all of your paintings.

I'm serious. We can make
a few Shekels off of you.

And what will we show exactly, my
drawings from the fourth grade?



Don't you have any other
more recent paintings?

I don't. -Seriously?
Yes. Why not?

So we'll show just this one.

Shut up, or I'll erase
this one, too.

Are you coming
with me to breakfast?

With Tzvika?

I'll pass.

Honey, if he wants
to learn to like you,

he has to see you
every now and again, you know.

So I guess it'll never happen.

Okay, you're delirious...
What? Think about it.

The closer you and I get,
the more you two drift apart.

Let's stay here today.

I can't. He's always half an hour
early, he's probably already there.



We can lock the door,
turn off the phones,

and I'll make you
a luxurious breakfast.

We'll have a fun day,
just the two of us.

A quiet day... just like this.

Tzvika will be very angry.

Great.

The Baker and the Beauty.

"There Goes Our Day."

My dear, Noa will never do
a quinoa commercial,

even if it's a high quality
organic quinoa from Switzerland.

We don't do things you can find
in the grocery store, alright?

Really? Doesn't her new boyfriend
work at a grocery store?

Come on, Tzvika. Seriously.
Hold on a second.

Order me a coffee.
She just left.

Call me when you have
a six figure offer.

Listen carefully, Psycho,
I know exactly who you are.

If you're planning
on making a scene,

I'm warning you,
I know krav maga.

For eight years,
I've handled accounts

for a very important
accountant firm,

I was elected
"Most Polite Employee", twice,

my CEO once gave me a bonus,
for telling him about

all the employees who were
going home early.

I was the initiator an supervisor
of enforcing the rule of...

What do you want from me?

I want to get into show business. I
want to be your personal assistant,

to be with you 24 hours a day. I
can go three months without pay,

you only have to pay for my meals
and trips abraod... Honey,

I already have a secretary, a
cleaning lady and a dog walker.

I don't need any other
employees, okay?

- Hold on...
- I hate it...

when someone tries to put in
another sentence,

before I get to finish mine with
an exclamation point! Shoo...

I don't get it, do you like the idea
of Noa dating a baker from Bat Yam?

I hate it.

So why won't you help me
break them up?

Because it'll never
happen, missy,

and you'd better start getting
used to that idea, just like I am.

- Listen...
- Be quiet!

Kunta Kinte wants her,
and that's legitimate,

and it seems like she wants him, too,
God only knows why, end of story.

Shut the door on you're
way out. Shoo...

I know how we can break them up.

Should I leave?

I'm bored.

You promised me a fun day.
I want to have fun.

You've got sunshine, birds,
a handsome man. Isn't that fun?

No.

So what is?

Let's play Hide and Seek.

This is a 10 bedroom house,
you'll never find me.

An hour without you isn't fun,
it's a nightmare.

Yuck, Amos! Don't ruin it.

I know. I know what we can do.

Okay, so the game
goes like this,

we each have to tell the other
person something we've never done.

And if the other person
has done it, they have to drink.

For example,
no one's ever proposed to me.

So? -So? You were proposed to,
weren't you? Drink up.

So the point of this stupid game

is for you to be able
to get drunk again?

Yes, but not just drunk...

Do you know this tequila?

It's a Santa Sangre Extra Anejo.

That's amazing. So?

There are only 33 of these
bottles in the whole world.

This is a 60 thousand dollar bottle.
60 thousand dollars?

That's crazy! That's how much
our bakery is worth.

Just about.

And you spend that
much on tequila?

No way! I'm not an idiot.

Pete bought it. He bought two,
one for me and one for him.

That was the dumbest Valentine's
Day present I ever got.

We had a huge fight over it.
Whatever...

You and I are going
to drink it now.

I'm about to swallow
approximately 2,500 dollars.

Cheers.

It's good.

Thanks, Pete.
I've never taken the bus.

Cheers.

You jerk!

There is no chance in Hell
that I'll call Pete Evans,

despite the fact he really likes me.
But listen to me...

No, you listen to me!

First of all, an agent never
goes over an agent's head.

That's a rule. If I call anyone,
it'll be to his agent.

Second, I will never call
his agent to ask if Pete

is still interested in Noa,
because that'll humiliate her,

and that'll never happen.
Third, there's no third point,

because degenerate Pete is back
with his alcoholic French ex,

and that's life!

First of all,
Pete is on the rebound. Period.

Just like Noa
is on the rebound. Period.

Just like Amos is on the
rebound, exclamation point.

Second, you're right, Noa might be a
little humiliated if you call him,

but it's only to reunite her

with the love of her life.
It's  A good deed.

Third, there's something
you don't know.

Amos is a very jealous man.

Underneath his quiet facade,
lies a primitive Yemenite man,

believe me, you only have
to light that match.

Tzvika, I really don't...
Don't call me Tzvika,

I'm not your friend.

Mr. Granot? Boss?

No "Boss", listen to me,
the only call I'll be making

is to security, to ask them to
come and throw you out of here.

On the day that Noa wants to,
she and only she,

will call her ex herself,
is that clear?

And that day has to be today.
Limor, call Dima, please.

Let's think,
what are the chances

that you can make her call him?

Psycho, there's no chance.

None. Nada. No, there's no way,

she won't call him
unless there's a catastrophe.

Define "catastrophe". How big?

If sometime happens
to her car, to her dog?

Does she have a dog? Should I arrange
for someone to break into her house?

I've got someone who can
empty her place in an hour.

I have an idea.

Okay, okay...

Limor, get me two guys
from your stupid acting class,

but I need them to be good.
No problem.

Assaf! What a surprise!

Why are you delivering
the bread? Where's Amos?

He's with his girlfriend,
so I have to work overtime.

There's no justice in this life,
he's nibbling on his heiress,

and I'm nibbling on falafel.

You should tell him to bring
her over for a meal here.

He's still one of us.

Here, take it. See you. See you.

That ass... -Hey, Oded!
What's up, bro?

I don't have
an opening for you, Assaf.

Yes, you do.
You just don't want to help me,

because it didn't work out
between your sister and I,

but bro, she's a full head
taller than I am,

what did you expect me to do?

We're fully booked six months
in advance, get off my back.

But you're always fully booked,

it's not like
you're some big stadium!

Give me a half an hour gig,
and I'll have your place packed.

Assaf, I'm on the phone!

There's talk about me. They're
playing my song on the radio.

Give me 15 minutes.

You know what? I won't leave
and I won't shut up,

until you give me a gig.

"My beautiful gypsy woman,
come back to me..."

I don't have an opening, Assaf,
please, stop it!

Yeah? Who's on today?

Nobody's on today,
do you want to go on today?

Today? It's the Final Four,
who'll come to your gig?

Lots of people.
Friends, exes, one night stands.

Hapoel fans.

Assaf, my friend Gili's daughter
got married on the day

of Game 1, and he didn't
go to the wedding.

Listen to me, postpone it.

Dad. Bat Yam,
Independence Day, 2005.

Idan Yaniv is preforming in front
of thousands on the main stage.

A short distance away, I'm standing
on a lousy stage, with lousy sound,

singing Idan Yaniv cover songs, and
I still got 76 people to watch.

Yes, but it wasn't
a Final Four day!

This is my first chance to
preform with my new material,

there's no way I'm giving it up.

What's up, Roni?
I need 300 flyers, ASAP.

Avi, I can't reach our son, I
think they turned the phones off.

Can you manage on your own?

He's gone more
than he's here anyway.

Stop your whining,
you've got Assaf here.

I have to have it today!
Hello? Roni?

No big deal. I'll advertise
on Facebook, Twitter, J-Date,

and I'll fill that place up
in no time.

That's right, my sweetie.

What is he talking about?

What's up, Michelle?

How come you're not attending
my gig tonight?

But you can't stand Maccabi.

Come on! What do you mean, "the
whole point is seeing them lose"?

Thanks a lot. Really.

Hello.

Slick, I need you.

Excuse me, we're in
the middle of a class.

Our mother's in the
hospital, okay?

Come here, quick.

Reach into my pocket.

Calm down, Mom's fine.

Like I really thought
you'd come here to tell me that

with a case of pitta bread
on your shoulder. -Alright.

- Do you see that?
- So?

I need 300 copies, ASAP.

This is the first day
of my new life.

This is the day my career,
which you all doubted,

enters its glorious days.

It's the Final Four,
who do you expect to come?

Lots of people.

Listen, I have to go
and deliver this bread,

go to the office, make copies, and
start putting them up all over town.

The office manager will never
let me make 300 copies of this.

Hey, everything hangs on this gig,
I have to have a sold out place.

Eyal Golan can't sell out today,
and you think you can?

Anyway, if I don't see these flyers
all over Bat Yam within in hour,

Mom will accidentally hear about
her daughter called Ellen Jr.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Eyal Golan.

I never went traveling after my army service.
- Neither did I.

You've been traveling
all your life.

Alright, but I never went traveling
like everyone does after the army,

you know, to India
or South America.

I went to France
a week after I got discharged,

and came straight back
to work, I swear!

- That counts.
- No, it doesn't.

Hollander, did you travel? Yes.

Did you do it after
your army service?

Yes. -Good. That counts.
Drink up.

Amos, how come you
didn't travel?

Is it because
you were working at the bakery?

Because your father
wouldn't let you?

He wouldn't let you go.

He also wouldn't let you draw,
right, Amos?

Amos, Daddy wouldn't let you
travel, or draw?

Amos, poor baby!

I'm Amos, and I'm poor,
and I'm a poor baby,

because I never got to travel.

Alright, touche.

I've never chewed khat.
Neither have I. Yeah right!

Noa, you have to forget all of
these Yemenite stereotypes,

and what's more, my father's
also never chewed it. Drink up.

I lied. I did do it once.

You did?
Yes, and it was disgusting.

I'm drunk.

And I'm seeing two of you.

Let's have an orgy.

And you said
you can hold your liquor...

Like you're not drunk!

Darling, Yemenites don't
get drunk so fast.

I thought you hated stereotypes.

Where are you going?
Water. Water.

"Give water to King David,
give him water, to our king..."

Noa! I need a rag,
I've spilled 13 grand...

Noa?

Noa...

Noa?

Noa?

"Bro, I have to
talk to Noa, ASAP!"

Sorry, bro,
we're not answering today.

Noa?

Are we playing Hide and Seek?

Noa?

What a cutie...

So you're the "Original Gucci"?

It's nice to meet you.
Amos Dahari. Original.

I just hope I'll get along with
you better than I do with him.

Come on, Noa!

Noa?

You're not coming out.

Amos!

Amos!

She's insane...

Come on!

Dad, I just went to get some gas,
I'll be there in five minutes.

Any last words? Fire!

What's this?

What happened to it?
Do you like it?

It's... more abstract.

You've ruined it.

It's punishment, for earlier...

I don't remember what you did,
but it's punishment for it.

Do you know why you did it?

A dramatic silence
at the Hollander residence.

You can't stand to see
how talented you are,

and how you're
wasting your talent.

Why are you so serious
all of a sudden?

Anyway, I can't do anything with
it until I go back to school.

So go back to school.
I'll pay for it.

First of all,
calm down, and fast,

because you won't be
paying for anything.

And second, I can't.

I'm keeping my father's business
alive, he'll never forgive me for it.

Really? You're such a drama queen,
your father will forgive you.

Do you know how many times
I've done things

certain that my father will never
forgive me for, and he did?

If something is right for us,

they eventually understand it.
It's a rule.

Is that your father?

My father? You idiot, he hasn't
been in the country in ten years.

It's the police.

Do you know this man?

No. Am I supposed to?

His name is Gur Rozner.

He's known as Mad Zed
in the hacker community.

We caught him and confiscated
both of this computers.

I have a question...
why isn't he talking?

Is he like the bad cop?

Maybe we should
go somewhere private?

No need. Go on.

After conducting a search
of his computers,

we found all sorts of things
that have to do with you,

and this guy you used to date.
Emails, photos, videos.

There wasn't anything
interesting on the computer.

Maybe a few pictures
of Pete and I kissing,

but that's no big deal.
There was. Intimate stuff.

There's no way, it's probably fake.
It isn't.

Do you really think
that Noa is that stupid?

Yeah, I mean... -With everything
that's happening to celebrities,

you really think she'd have files
like that on her hard drive?

There's no way.

Okay.

The fun day is officially over.

It won't go public, baby, calm
down, and do you know why?

Because he didn't
sell it to anyone,

because if he would have sold it,
it would have already been out.

And what if he's waiting
for just the right time?

And what if he's negotiating
with websites or whatever?

What if, what if...
So it goes public.

Believe me, it'll
only do you good.

It's happened to
the biggest stars, Noa,

Scarlet Johanson, Paris Hilton,
Pamela Anderson, Ruth Gonzales...

There was another one, who was it?
Michal Yanai.

Oh, right.

But I don't get it,
I deleted it.

I never save that kind of stuff,
I know how dangerous it is.

Noa, don't beat yourself up, these
hackers can locate and restore

files you deleted
five years ago,

and even ten years and...
Here's your aspirin, take it.

Thank you. It'll
be okay, really.

You know what? Let me call
the Chief Of Police,

and I will personally
interrogate that guy.

Limor, get me
the Chief Of Police.

And in the event that he
actually did sell it,

we'll pay the guy six times
as much, and buy it back.

How about that?

Either I'm still very drunk,
or that was Amos' ex.

That was Amos' ex.

What is she doing here?

She's running my errands for me.
Do you need anything?

Noa, you wanted to date
some riffraff from Bat Yam,

and this is the price.

No, Tzvika. You've gone too far,
there's no way she's working here.

No, Noa, I'm not going too far.
Do you think I had any choice?

She threatened to go to
every newspaper in Israel,

and tell everyone about how
you stole her fiance.

Don't we have enough problems?

Trust me, it's best this way.
Keep your enemies close, right?

And now, about your hacker. Until
I resolve this, and I will,

but until I do, you can't
tell anyone about this.

The less people know about it,
the better, okay?

I won't tell anyone about this,
sort it out.

Anyone but Pete, of course.

Go on, call him.
Explain to him what's happened.

That won't happen.

Baby...

I know it's a bummer,
it's a huge bummer, for me, too,

but if it was
the other way around,

wouldn't you want him to call
you and tell you about it?

Imagine what would happen if he went
to a porn site and saw himself on it?

It'd be a catastrophe.

Do you want me to call him?

It's not a problem,
I can call Eric right now.

I'll call him.

Take care of it.
Of course I'll take care of it.

It'll be alright, honey.

Trust me.

You look fantastic. Gorgeous.

Tell me, Vanessa, how does it feel
to be in the presence of a genius?

What was I thinking a year ago,

when I copied her entire
hard drive to my computer?

- You're a genius.
- I'm a genius.

Do you think
I'm being a little too cruel?

You're only trying to help her.

Right? Right.

What do we do now?

Now we wait.

"Noa, ask Eyal Golan to come."

Hey.

So? What did he say?

He said he'll take care of it.

I don't know,
I just hope it'll be alright.

Your brother was here.

Yes, he has this gig
in Bat Yam today.

During the Final Four?

My mother called me. She's
worried no one will show up,

so she's asked you to come.

You really don't have to.

No, I'm exhausted.
Apologize for me, okay?

Why are you sitting
here like that?

No reason.

What's the matter?

I'm thinking about
all the things I've lost.

I'm a coward, Noa.
That's what I am.

That's why I gave up art school
and chose to work with my father.

I just stopped drawing,
in an instant.

And now, I...
Now you'll start drawing again.

And you'll start by fixing
what you ruined here.

Yes... No.

No, I just came back
from the police station.

He didn't sell anything to
anyone, it's all been destroyed,

and he'll be doing years
in prision for it.

Okay?

You can start smiling again.

You know how I hate it
when you're down.

Are you smiling? Alright, bye.

Well?
Did she call the American guy?

No, she couldn't.
So why did you calm her down?

You need to stress
her out even more.

Enough already, it's over!

She won't call him.
We tried, it didn't work.

Go on, go home.

Hold on, let's think
of something else...

There's nothing else, Psycho,
there's nothing else!

I think you should go get
your head checked out,

because I have a feeling
that you're obsessed

and require medical treatment.

But, Boss... -If you call me "Boss"
one more time, I'll bite you!

You're fired. That's it, it's
over. He won't go back to you.

Move on.

There are plenty
of other leeches out there,

for a parasite like you
to latch onto. Go on, go home.

Is that Noa?

Even better. Shut up.

- Eric.
- Tzvika Granot.

How are you doing, old friend?
It's been a long time.

It has been a long time.
What's up?

Your client called my boy,
not too long ago,

and he didn't
get a chance to pick up.

Is everything alright with you?

Yeah, all is fine. So, wow...

Pete misses Noa so much, he has
you call and check on her?

That's nice. He didn't, Tzvika.

He just told me she called,

but since I never liked
the alcoholic French woman,

who's somehow back
in my life now,

I'm willing to do a lot more for
Noa than just make one phone call,

if you know what I mean.

I'm not sure I do
know what you mean.

- Tell me.
- Oh, my God...

You're not going to make this
easy for me, Tzvika, huh?

It never was easy with you two,

but who would have thought
I'd be missing you?

Anyway, next week, Pete's got
a flight from Paris to Greece,

they're searching for the next
American star in Europe. Don't ask.

If Noa would like
to talk to him,

I could try to arrange
a short layover at your airport.

How does that sound?

Sounds like a plan.

Just tape the game, don't be lousy
friends, it's a premiere gig,

everyone's here, but you.
That's not very nice.

Hello?

Well?

Forget it, bro,
don't get all bummed out.

The important thing is the
the core audience is here.

I can't, bro, it's depressing.

You guys are a great core,
but don't I deserve a break?

There aren't even enough people
for a prayer service.

My sweetie...
Get on stage, start singing.

Let your voice draw the people in.
Don't, Mom...

No, maybe it is time to just
give up the dream. -Stop it!

Hey. Am I late?
No, you're just in time.

Noa, thanks for coming,
but it was a waste of time.

- I'm sorry.
- What's with him?

- Hey, honey.
- Hi, Amalia.

He's just bummed out because
no one showed up.

What are you doing here?

Turn that radio off, Avi.

Hello, everybody.

Due to the singer
coming down with the flu,

tonight's performance is cancelled.
What?

I go out once every five years,
and this is what happens?

The next date will
be released in...

oh, damn!

I'll be damned!

- Hi, Eyal.
- Hey.

Thanks for coming on such short notice.
No problem.

Assaf, I've invited Eyal to your
gig, and you want to cancel it?

I love you.

I missed the big game for you,

but this beauty right here swore
that you're worth it.

Choopi, hit the keyboard!

It's nice to meet you,
I'm Assaf's mother.

- This is my son, Amos.
- Amos.

Here, please.

How did you do that?
Anything for you.

You remind me of when I
used to date Gali Atari.

Shosh's sister.

Hello.

I hope we're not late.

It's quite a concert hall
you've made here,

like a real theater house.

What are you doing with him?

I work for him.

- What?
- Shocking, isn't it?

And the even more amazing news
are that in four days,

Pete Heavens will be
coming to Israel, just for you.

Let's go, Vanessa.
Let's listen to some music.

Eyal, this is Vanessa. Eyal.

In a few hours, a huge star
will be landing here,

and he's coming
here to take you away from me,

no matter how you look at it.

I want us to go to Eilat.

Eilat? -She wanted some peace and quiet.
In Eilat?

Sherry's going through
a rough time right now.

I guess I just missed the boat.

She needs to be told
she's still attractive.

You're the best.

Eyal was very impressed with you, and
we just had a singer quit on us.

I'm gald you're the one
who's taking my place.

Would you like to go get a drink?
Don't mind if I do.

Don't cancel Eilat. Postpone it.

If you go there,
it's over between us.