Lego Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Stampede! - full transcript

"Jurassic World
is already great,

"thanks to park personnel like
Claire Dearing and Owen Grady,

"and it's on its way
to being even greater!

"Final score on
Larson Mitchell's trademarked

Mitchell Merit Meter:
One million Mitchell Merits!"

Best day ever.

Loving the hats, you two.
Looking good.

Oh, I gotcha.

Aw. Here's a coupon
for a new one.

Oh!

Hi, Hudson.
Need a boost?



Yes, please.

Thanks!
Have a great day.

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

Hey, Claire! Do you have
any 4-foot tongue depressors?

I have a sick
Brachiosaurus here.

Got you covered,
Stella.

Ooh, 5-foot.

Assistant Park Operations
Manager Claire Dearing speaking.

Claire! Park Owner
and Prototype Jeep Tester

Simon Masrani calling.

Good morning, sir.

Anything I can do for you?

Any crisis that
needs de-crisis-ing?

Mr. Masrani,
do I hear screams?



It's okay, they aren't mine.

Can you meet me at
the Raptor Pen?

I have a big surprise
for you!

A surprise?

It's another promotion.

My can-do spirit
and get-it-done attitude

is really paying off.

Soon-to-be-former-
Assistant-Park...

Claire.
Oh. Owen.

Listen, I can't talk.

I have to meet
Mr. Masrani at the Rap...

Can you come to the Raptor Pen?
I think we may have a problem.

I was just headed that way,

and I am on
a problem-solving roll.

Is the problem animal,
vegetable or mineral?

Um, vehicular and...
aeronautical?

Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

Ha, ha! Did you see that?

What was that all about?

Oh, I asked the motor-pool
to modify a Jeep so it was

as fast and maneuverable
as an Ornithomimid...

Between us, I think
this is faster!

Okay,
where's the problem?

Right there,
and it's taken care of.

Turns out it's one you wouldn't
have been able to solve.

Sure, I could have.

Claire,
problems in the field

are a lot different
than the kinds you face.

Wha...?
If it's a purchase order mix-up,

no question, you're
the go-to person.
I...

But if it's, say,
an out-of-control Jeep

driven by an eccentric
millionaire...?

Billionaire!

I can handle anything
anyone throws at me.

Speaking of which...

Mr. Masrani, you wanted
to see me?
Yes.

The tire is broken on this Jeep.
Please, buy me a new one.

Oh. Oh, heh, we could
just fix it, sir.

Fix it? Brilliant!

Excellent problem-solving,
Claire.

Maybe you can help me
with something else...

Let me tell you
why I've asked you here.

I've been thinking about this
for the last several seconds,

and I want to add a 36 mile-long
off-roading safari!

Sir, that's
an enormous expansion.

My daily inspirational text
this morning said:

"Bigger is better
than better!"

I've already asked
Dr. Wu to give me

more exciting dinosaurs.

Now I want this.
Are you with me?

Yes, sir. Of course.

I mean,
what could go wrong?

Almost anything, Claire.

Please,
take this seriously.

So is there a button
or a master builder around?

How does this
get fixed?

Oh, I'm sure Claire
can think of something.

Problem-solving and all that.
Right, Claire?

Right. And clearly, the best
way to solve this problem

is to delegate.
Go to it, Owen.

Oh, yeah? Well,
I'll probably need to fill out

all kinds of paperwork first,
so maybe you should...

Brainwave! What if
you solved it together

before I show you
where I want the safari route?

Problem-solving
and team-building!

I love it so much I'm not even
going to give you a choice.

Make it happen.

Great.

Ha, ha! Success!

Mr. Masrani asked for
a bigger, better dinosaur...

I give you,
Bigheadasaurus!

Ahem. All right,
how about...

Stiltatops?

There must be a way to give
Mr. Masrani what he wants.

What if we concentrate on
the "better"

instead of the "bigger"?
What do you mean?

I know Mr. Masrani thought
the idea was boring,

but maybe, just maybe,

we could return to
the concept of hybrids.

How about...
the Carnoraptor?

And the Brachioceratops.

Hybrids... yes!

Allison, set up
a video camera.

You'll document the work
I'll be doing

so Schweitzenbaum won't
be able to discredit it.

I'm a scientist,
Dr. Wu.

I can do more than
record our work

so you can settle scores
with your college rival...

Not now, Allison,
I'm innovating.

Fine. But I'm stopping
on the way

to get a new bowl
for the Mosasaurus.

It's outgrown
the one it's in.

Set up a video camera.

He has no idea of my talents.

Whoa!

I think you dropped this.

Oh! Thanks, Danny.

No problem.

I'm not used to seeing
scientists out of the lab.

Shouldn't you be in there
making brilliant discoveries?

I should, but...

I feel like Dr. Wu isn't
open to any of my ideas.

Hmm...

Then he isn't half as smart
as he tells everyone he is.

You know, you don't have
to let him treat you like...

Can you excuse me
for just a sec?

Uh... sure.

Sinjin!
Did you find the treasure?

Not yet, mate.

How hard can it be to find

a great big chest
of gold doubloons?

Without the third piece
of this map,

it might be impossible.

This could be
the biggest bloomin' boondoggle

since I went questin' for...

...the Oversized Earlobe
of Quetzalcoatl.

Where are you?

My new lair! Ha, ha!

It used to be
a janitor's closet,

but I spiffed it up.
What do you think?

Charming.

So... listen,
about the gold...

Without a full map...

I don't want excuses,
Sinjin.

I hired you because
you're the sneakiest, shadiest,

cheapest fortune hunter
there is.

With that treasure,
I can make my own dinosaurs

for Lizard Land,
my rival theme park

that will ruin
Jurassic World as revenge

for my uncle, Dennis Nedry,
who worked for

that dino-hack John Hammond
in Jurassic Park

and met his demise
with nothing to show for it.

"Lizard Land"?

It's a placeholder.

The name is
still a work in progress.

Now, find that gold!

Okay, crazy Jeep
fun time is over.

Back to work, ladies!

Hey! No flanking!

I'm the alpha of this pack,
not its lunch.

Thank you! Good job.

Now, today's lesson:
Jumping!

Red, you demonstrate.
Jump!

Attaboy.
Okay, your turn.

Jump! Blue, Charlie,
Delta, Echo.

Echo... Eyes on me.

Hey! Over here.

Wow, you've really
got 'em eating

out of the palm
of your hand, Grady. Heh!

They're just distracted.

Sometimes animals
can sense things we can't,

like an earthquake
or a storm.

Aw, they're not distracted,
they're lazy.

And too stupid
to notice anything

that isn't shouted
in their faces.

Watch the master.

Uh, Vic,
I wouldn't do that.

Of course you wouldn't.
Heh!

Hey, What's-Your-Name, jump!

Ah! Oh! Off!
Quit! Stop! Mommy!

Hey, nice jump.
I mean, Blue!

Blue! Delta!
Echo! Echo...

Back off! Charlie!

Hmm. The raptors
are really skittish.

I'm gonna head to
the Command Center.

There might be something
on the weather monitors

to explain why
they're nervous.

By the time you get back,

I'll have these
overgrown geckos doing...

Actually,
I'll come with.

Wha...? The monitors
aren't even on!

Where is everyone?

Masrani gave 'em
the afternoon off

for International Command
Center Workers' Day.

Yeah, that's not a thing.

Pretty sure it is.

When is he gonna
stop believing everything

everyone tells him?

Seriously? One plug powers
the entire room?

Everything around the island
looks pretty clear.

Except for that
ginormous storm!

Claire! Come in!

Claire!

Pick up! Storm coming!

I'll get it.

No! Mr. Masrani,
keep your eyes on the road!

Look out!

Sir, are you all right?

Fine, but why didn't
the airbag...?

Ooh, pillowy!

Owen? Did you say something
about a swarm?

I thought
he said "splorm."

Though that wouldn't
make any sense.

Seriously, what kind of
word is "splorm?"

Owen? Owen!
Can you hear me?

I think the radio is busted.

We don't have any vehicle
building instructions...

Think can-do.
Solve the problem.

Looks like the Jeep
should still run,

so we'll just replace
the tire.

Uh, weren't we already
using the spare?

Yes.

Yes, we were.

All right,
we need shelter.

A cave. A large,
hollow tree trunk...

Uh, leave it to me,
Claire.

I have a flawless
sense of direction.

My inner compass says
we'll find shelter...

That way!

Uh. No. That way.

Mr. Masrani!

In these conditions,
maybe we shouldn't...

Oh...

Claire?
I heard her for a second,

then it sounded like
there was a crash.

I'm gonna go find them.

Hold up, Dino Boy.

This is clearly
a security issue.

I'm the security
professional

and you're
the animal trick guy.

Can you believe this guy?

Security Team Alpha to
the Command Center, stat! Over.

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Oh, boy.

Okay, team, we've got
a missing persons case,

which means it's time for a
good old-fashioned grid search!

We'll start at Grid 1A,
the Ferry Landing!

What? No!

Simon and Claire
weren't anywhere near the ferry!

Owen, Owen, Owen. You can't
start a grid search in mid-grid.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha!

Ah, amateurs...

Okay, Security Team Alpha
to Grid 1A! Hup!

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup!

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Hoskins to Command Center.

Security Team Alpha is lost!

Repeat, we are completely
and hopelessly lost!

And it is really, really,
really rainy! Over!

All right,
just find some cover.

I'll come get you after
I find Claire and Mr. Masrani.

Vic?

You didn't say "over."

Over.

Is that...?

Mr. Masrani, you actually
found us shelter.

Oh, I could give
your inner compass a big hug.

Impossible, Claire.
It's inner.

Be careful.
These holes suggest

wild gophers may be about.

It looks like this trailer
has been here for many years.

I don't know
whose trailer this was,

but they did not like
John Hammond...

No, but they had an
excellent eye for memorabilia.

Looks like a generator
out there.

Let me see if I can
get some power going.

Then if there's a radio in here,
we can call for help.

Some of these Jurassic Park
items date back

to before the original park's
construction!

Oh. An old-timey movie box.

No radio... Great.

Mr. Masrani, I think
I should head for higher ground,

see if I can
get a cell signal.

Of course, I'll be
climbing some big hills.

In a driving storm.

It might be
very dangerous,

but to solve this problem,

it's what this
can-do go-getter has to do.

Okay, bye.

You're going to do this,
Claire.

You can do.

You can rescue your boss
and earn a promotion

and his everlasting
appreciation.

Yes!

Whoa!

Can-do! Can...

Anyone find the way
back to the park?

Well, I hate to say it
but in order to survive,

we may have
to eat each other.

Come on, toughen up. Dinosaurs
eat each other every day.

We're all carnivores here.

I hope you brought your
emergency seasoning packets.

I wish there was another way,
team. I really do.

Move it, move it!
Coming through!

I never should have let
Claire go off with Simon.

Maybe if I climb higher,
we'll see their truck and...

What? What do you see?

Mud monster!

Claire! You look...

Great!

Yeah. Sure.

Anyway, thanks for coming
to get us in the rain.

Simon is holed up safe
in that trailer down there...

Uh. We better go get him
quickly, before there's

another lighting strike
or some other terrible...

Hot, hot, hot!

Who knows what brilliant mind
from Jurassic Park's early days

sat in this very chair
and made this very tape

I'm about to watch?

Perhaps a true visionary,
like John Hammond himself?

Or his partner,
Benjamin Lockwood?

Yeah, this is Dennis Nedry...

Who?

This is video diary tape
number who-cares,

because I still
haven't found

the third piece of the map
to the gold.

I must have dug
fifty more holes

around the trailer
looking for it...

Boring.

You had to go rip the map in
three pieces, didn't you?

You didn't
want to lose it,

then have someone else
find it,

then they'd find
Cap'n No-Beard's treasure!

Cap'n No-Beard!

What did you do?
You lost the piece of the map

that had the location
of the treasure!

This is all
John Hammond's fault!

If he'd pay me what
my computer skills are worth,

I wouldn't need to
be out here searching

for that scrap of paper
on every lunch break!

But all I've got is
this bad back from digging

and a heck of an appetite.

By the sippy cup
of St. Melvin!

There's the last piece
of the map!

He had it stuck to his
burger wrappers the whole time

and never knew it.

I must get
inside that trailer.

Ooh, you're not getting away
that easy, you rascal.

Out of darts.

Hmm...

Hm.

Is that...?

Is that a stampede?

Yes...

I knew it!

Wait a minute.

Is that a real stampede?

What's he doing outside?

Sounds like a stampede.

We have to get Mr. Masrani
out of there!

We can't get
down there in time.

Yes, we can! We can do!

All right,
what's the plan?

Claire, that's a mudslide.
What are you doing?

Problem-solving!

By the crockpot...

We're gonna
slide right by!

Good idea, Red.
We'll take the trailer with us!

Claire, hold her...
Whoa!

Whoa!

Owen!

...steady!

Yee-haw!

That was some
amazing throw!

That was some
amazing steering!

Any chance we can stop
before we hit that?

Nope!

Whee! Hee, hee!

Huh. You know this isn't
a bad piece of real estate.

Is this taken?

I'll look into it.

You did it.

You solved every problem
that came your way.

Heh. I did, didn't I?

I was... wrong about you.

Well, serves you right
for selling me short.

Don't let it
happen again.

It won't. I promise.

Whoo-hoo! Ha, ha!

Claire,
that was magnificent.

Your can-do,
problem-solving spirit

really came through.

Which is excellent,
because if there's one thing

Jurassic World needs,
it's...

A newly-promoted Manager
of Park Operations?

No! A mudslide ride!
Immediately!

Since there are bound
to be a million things

that go wrong with it,
you are the absolute

only person for the job.
Congratulations!

Can't wait.

Sinjin! Did you find
No-Beard's treasure?

'Fraid not, mate.

But I think I can get me hands
on the third piece of the map.

Ooh, oh, oh! Really?

However, I'm gonna need
a few things in order to do it.

What? Tell me! Anything!

Well, firstly...

I'm gonna need a ladder.

The storm!
The storm's over.

There's no need for
seasoning packets now!

We made it!
We survived! We're alive!