Lego Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Mission: Critical! - full transcript

Welcome
to Isla Nublar,

and welcome
to Jurassic World.

This fossilized
tree sap,

which we call
amber...

Nothing to worry about.

Just needs
an adjustment.

Whoop,
coffee break.

Okeydokey.

Claire!

I have something
to tell you!

Something
very urgent!



What is it today,
Mr. Masrani?

I'm sure your newly-promoted
assistant manager

of park operations
can handle it.

You want bigger egg cups
for the Spinner ride?

A Stegosaurus
kick line stage show?

No, but those are
all excellent ideas.

Claire, someone is coming
to Jurassic World.

Someone with the power

to destroy us all.

All of my dreams...

Following in
John Hammond's footsteps,

building an even bigger,
better, more successful

dinosaur theme park
than he ever did.

Ooh. Coffee.



It could all be
going up in smoke!

Sir, what are you
talking about?

Who's coming
to Jurassic World?

Larson Mitchell!

Oh.

Who?

The most influential

theme-park critic.

He wants to see
our new features,

like my secret exhibit,
the Dinosaur Carousel

One negative review from him
could sink

everything
I've accomplished.

It can't be
that bad.

Do you know
how many parks

Mitchell's reviews
have closed?

Cheeseland.

Smelltown.

Tooth Fairy Mountain.

Euro-Cheeseland.

Okay, okay.

It's no problem.

We'll just make sure
Larson Mitchell

sees Jurassic World
in the best possible light.

Excellent. You'll give him
a private tour,

and show him only the cool
stuff about Jurassic World.

Not the stuff
that doesn't work,

or still needs fixing

But sir,

tours aren't really
part of my job.
Claire,

you're assistant manager
of park operations.

This situation
needs managing.

And make sure your tour
brings him to my office.

Something cool, some...

Eyes on me.

One more time,
girls.

Blue. Charlie. Delta.

Echo. Echo?

Single file!

Come on.

All I'm asking
is for you to line up.

Just once.

Hey, it worked.

You did it!

No, Owen.
You did it.

Oh, hey,
Dr. Hernandez.

You've actually
trained dinosaurs.

And you were only hired
two weeks ago.

It's amazing.

Yeah, I can't
believe it, either.

Apparently, the key
is to forcefully show

a young theropod pack
you're the alpha,

and you're in charge.

We, uh, still have
some work to do.

I'm a long way
from trying this

on larger, more
mature dinosaurs.

But the principle
should be the same.

You want to try
feeding them?

Uh, for now, I'll stick to

making them better
when they're sick.

Owen! Come on.
It's an emergency.

What's the
matter?

No time!
Let's go.

Stella, can I
borrow your jeep?

Uh, of course.

Yikes.

Okay.

Call me if you wind up
with indigestion.

Mr. Mitchell,
welcome.

Will you please tell me
what the emergency is?

I'm Claire Dearing,

assistant manager
for park operations.

This is Owen Grady,
our lead animal behaviorist.

I hope you had
a nice journey.

I did not.

There is no VIP cabin
on your ferry.

Note for
Jurassic World review,

minus three
Mitchell Merits.

Well, you're really here
for the park,

not the ferry,
right?

Okay, shall we start
your private VIP tour?

Tour?

A guided tour means
I'd see only

what the park
wants me to see.

I'd prefer to explore
on my own.

Of course.
Let us at least

give you a ride
to the park's main area.

If you insist.

Hm.
Muddy jeep.

Minus two
Mitchell Merits.

You pulled me away
from my work

to help you
give a tour?
Just

call it a favor
to Mr. Masrani.

This means
a lot to him.

Sorry, gonna need
a better reason

than that.
Come on, Red.

How about because
I'm the person

who signs
your paycheck.

Guess it's almost

time for
a lunch break, anyway.

Whew.

Sinjin Prescott
here.

I've arrived.

Haven't seen
an island like this

since that little dust-up
over the Lost Salad Fork

of Lower Slobovia,
on the island of Boola-Boola.

Anyway, without the third piece
to the map you sent me,

how do you expect me to find
this lost treasure of yours?

You're the renowned explorer
and fortune hunter.

Start exploring
and hunting.

I'm working on finding us
an accomplice inside the park.

I'll meet up with you later.

I just need to stop
at our security complex

You know, we've made
huge strides

in efficiency
and crisis response time.

I should hope so, after
the Jurassic Park fiasco.

We don't talk about that.

Tasers ready?

Hup, hup, hup.

Hup, hup, hup!

Pilot,
ready capture net.

Hup!

Oh, looks like
Security Director Hoskins

is running
a training exercise

with his
highly-trained team.

Grr,
bite, bite, bite.

Zap him!

Good. Move in
and keep zapping!

Note for review...
No wait, uh...

This is a two-part
exercise.

First, crisis occurs.
Then, the crisis is solved.

They're just practicing
the first part.

Come on, guys.
That was great.

Let's do it
again.
Vic Hoskins.

Meet our guest,

theme park reviewer
Larson Mitchell.

Oh hey, I read
your takedown

of Euro-Cheesetown.
Nice one, ha-ha-ha-ha.

Claire tell you about
our new Tasers?

Pretty sweet, right?

Any relic of a reptile
looks at us cross-eyed,

and we'll zap him
with 36,000...

Mommy.

Oh, um, I'm sure

Vic did that
on purpose.

As part of
the exercise.

He'll explain
when he wakes up.

What is it,
boy?

Oh. Awesome.

Whoa!

What was that
all about?

Note for review...
Oh, I wanted

to give you a better view
of the command post.

Isn't the, um,
architecture stunning?

Now, let's get you

to the park's center
like you wanted.

This is the worst
tour ever.

You'll notice one of our
state-of-the-art monorails.

Looks like our Gyrosphere ride
is especially popular today.

The Gondola sky ride
gives guests

a bird's-eye view of the park.

And you'll notice
the increasingly cranky

animal behaviorist
in the next Jeep over.

Ahem. Just going to
take a little shortcut now.

Can't you at least pretend
we're on the same team?

I thought I was
pretending.

All right, all right.

Hm.

The park seems to have
everything.

Everything
but dinosaurs.

Note for review...
You might want to wait

before making that note,
Mr. Mitchell.

Uh.

Note for review.

Fifty Mitchell Merits...
for dinosaurs.

Wow, look.

It's
Dr. Henry Wu

and
Dr. Allison Miles,

two of our
lead scientists,

working in sync
in our cutting-edge lab

to perfect
creating our dinosaurs.

Are the different DNA samples
bonding, Dr. Wu?

Dr. Wu, Dr. Miles,
this is Larson Mitchell.

Maybe you've seen his
theme-park reviews site.

They are bonding,
just as I theorized.

Actually, Dr. Wu,
you theorized

the modified DNA samples
wouldn't combine. Remember?

Heh, no, no,
no, no, no.

I'm quite sure

you didn't hear me
correctly.

I said they wouldn't
not not combine.

Maybe you
doctors could tell us...

I could write
a groundbreaking

paper on this.
I could really show

my old classmate
Schweitzenbaum

who the better
biogeneticist is

with this discovery.

But... But you haven't
proven anything yet.

I've prepared a battery
of tests I think we should run.

That could take weeks,
Allison.

If I don't
publish quickly,

Schweitzenbaum might beat me
to the discovery!

Some great advancements
have come from

disagreements
in the lab.

As a fellow geneticist,
I remind you

it's test, prove,
then publish.

We'll let you
get back to work.

Ugh.

Will you please
stop fooling around?

I want to make sure
my keyboard

is clean before
I compose. Find us

some moist towelettes,
please.

Hm.

Thanks for the tour,
but I'll show

myself around
for a while.

No, wait.
I know Mr. Masrani

really wanted
to meet you in person.

What's that?
You say attendance

at Jurassic World
is way up?

And customer dissatisfaction
and dinosaur rampages

are way down?

What a
splendid report!

Now then, you must be
Larson Mitchell.

And you are...

Not here?

Oh, no. He must have
sneaked away

to take his own
tour of the park!

If he sees anything
to criticize,

Or if anything
happens to him...

Nothing's going
to happen,

because we're going
to find him.

Notes for review.

Time for a real overview
of Jurassic World,

free from
corporate flunkies.

Well, well. Looks like
Mr. Theme-Park-Critic

wants to go for
a little ride.

Hm.

Skytram ride
is very smooth.

Eight Mitchell Merits.

Let's see what we can do
to ensure a bad review.

Glass bottom.

Ideal for viewing
dinosaurs.

Four Mitchell Merits.

I spoke too soon.

Minus fifteen
Mitchell Merits.

There.

He's on the Gondola ride.

That Gondola ride
was supposed

to be closed
for cable repairs.

How long have you
been watching?

Junior Park Utility Specialist
Danny Nedermayer, sir.

I just saw it.
I was about to call.

Well, Mitchell shouldn't
be in any danger.

As long as
that cable holds.

Oh, what
a relief.

And, of course, there's no
emergency call button.

I have to use my phone
to call for help.

Minus five more merits.

I am no longer
relieved.

Danny,
call security.

Have Vic Hoskins
get his team

to the
T. rex paddock.

No, don't.
Zapping T. Rex with Tasers

will make
her angry.

We have to
do something.

Then, let's get
over there

and see if we can't
handle this ourselves.

Aw, this is gonna
be fun.

Red, you and Mr. Masrani
stay here,

and don't let anyone
up to this platform.

She's very good,
don't you think?

Shall I get us
some snow cones?

Very well.

I've got the experience with
dinosaurs. I'll handle this.

I made you
part of this problem.

I'm going to help you
solve it.

Minus twenty
Mitchell Merits.

Minus
twenty-five.

Minus thirty.

Minus a hundred-y billion!

We have
to get down there.

But how?

Come on.

Grab on,
and hold tight.

Okay,
but what's the

plan?

Daring rescue.
We'd better get a bunch

of Mitchell Merits
for this.

No one's been rescued yet.

The Gondola
is too damaged.

The cable can't
take the stress.

Do something
heroic!

What, like,
go down there

and tell the T. rex
to knock it off?

Yeah.
Could you do that?

I've never tried
this before,

so if anything
happens,

will you take care
of Red for me?

Oh, that inspires
confidence

Okay, then.

Look at me,
girl.

Calm down.

Forcefully. Forcefully.

Knock it off!

You're not the alpha here.
I am!

Hey!

Do not mess with me!

Unbelievable.
Whoa.

She's listening to him.

Back off.

She shouldn't threaten
us anymore.

At least, not for
a little while.

We'll take those
Mitchell Merits now.

Fine, fine.
You've got them.

Curses!

Don't worry, Uncle Dennis.

Maybe this plan to bring down
Jurassic World in your name

didn't work,
but I've got lots of others.

I'm okay.

I don't know why
we couldn't have

zapped that dumb lizard
just a little bit.

Because
you don't need to.

She's busy,
if you haven't noticed.

Why have Tasers
if you can't

zap dinosaurs
with them?

Mr. Mitchell!

Mr. Mitchell!

I-I certainly hope
this experience won't

influence your review,
Mr. Mitchell.

Are you kidding? This place
has so many safety issues,

it makes Jurassic Park
look like

Uncle Scribbly's Home
for Wayward Squirrels.

A squirrel park.
Genius!

But... I'm convinced
you have the people,

the team, to keep Jurassic World
running smoothly

until all the kinks
are worked out.

Splendid, splendid.

Now, let's take you somewhere
where you can relax.

And we can work on the rest
of your review together.

Well, back to work,
I guess.

Thanks
for helping out.

Wait, you never
told me,

why did you want me
to come on the tour?

Uh, Mr. Masrani wanted
Larson to see

what was cool about
Jurassic World.

And, well, you were
the first thing I thought of.

Hang on.

You think I'm cool?

In what specific ways
am I cool?

- Is it my confidence?
- No.

- My coolness under pressure?
- Is it my vest?

- No. Okay, relax.
- It's the vest.

And can you please
clean all of this up?

Honestly, I can't
be expected to achieve

scientific immortality
in such a messy lab.

Hello, accomplice.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.

Ahem,
excuse me.

I just came in to replace
this circuit board, and I

couldn't help overhearing...
Who are you?

I'm Danny, just another
unappreciated cog

in the machine
of Jurassic World.

Like you. I know
exactly how you feel.

And I think
we might have

a lot in common.