Lego Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Symptoms! - full transcript

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[SLURPS]

Allison, will you stop worrying?

We're on a treasure hunt.
Treasure hunts are fun. Yay.

Everything's gonna be
fine. I've covered every detail.

Your map's upside down.

Will you smile? Simon
Masrani and Dr. Wu

are gonna pay for
not appreciating you.

We're all gonna be rich

once we find Cap'n
No-Beard's treasure,

and you're gonna
run your own lab



in my new theme park,
Brachiosaurus Burg.

Ugh, really?

I thought that name
was a sure winner.

I just can't help feeling

you haven't told me everything,
Danny.

Speaking of things
he hasn't told you...

[GRUNTS]

Who's the kid?

Don't mind this little biscuit,
miss.

Totally clueless how to interact
with regular blokes and betties

unless there's a screen in his hand. Heh,
heh, heh.

Who are you again?

No more talking.

The road's getting pretty narrow
here. I need to concentrate.



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[GRUNTS]

Boy!

[GASPS]

Get him, Sinjin.

Or that little brat
will ruin everything.

[DINOSAUR ROARING]

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

Give it up, you little blighter.

I honed my speed running from

the Cult of the Annoyed Cheetah.

[♪♪♪]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS]

Now, be a good sprog,
follow our directions,

and you'll be home in your
jim-jams before you can say:

[CLICKS AND POPS]

which is Cheetah
Cult for "in a jiffy."

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What was that about?

SINJIN: He thought
he saw a dinosaur tooth

and ran to pick it
up for a souvenir.

[CHUCKLES] Very dangerous,
laddie.

Better keep moving
before someone realizes

Allison took those files
and starts sniffing around.

Please. I'm sure no
one at Jurassic World

even knows I'm gone.

Where are you?

Claire!

Claire, Claire,
Claire, Claire, Claire.

One sec,
Mr. Masrani. Something's very strange...

Blah, blah, boring,
blah. Claire, I have an idea.

What if we...? Illegal.

Okay,
but how about if we...? Dangerous.

Illegal and dangerous.

You're very good,
Claire. Is something wrong?

Dr. Wu says Allison
clocked out of the lab

hours ago for lunch,
but she never came back.

I called her place,
and there was no answer.

There's no trace of
her. Anywhere. Hmm.

Maybe I'll call security.

[SLURPS]

[GASPS] Vic. Are you okay?

Sure. Why?

Listen, I can't find Allison

and it's probably nothing,
but...

Missing person? Grid search!

Vic,
I'd just like you and your crew

to have a low-key look around
and see if you can find her.

Right. Undercover work.
Stealth ops. Consider it done.

So much for low-key.

I better keep doing
my own looking around.

CLAIRE [ON PHONE]: Owen,
it's Claire.

Stop butt-dialing me.

Owen,
it's Claire. Stop butt-dialing me.

[SIGHS]

[GROWLING]What?

Oh. Hey, Red. What's up?

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[YELPS, PANTS]

[SIGHS, THEN GASPS] It's an
okay picture of Claire, I guess.

Why are you giving it to me?

[LAUGHS] What,
you think I should give her flowers

and tell her I like her?

But I don't like her,
Red, not like that.

[PHONE RINGS][YELPS]

Hi, Claire. You're fine,
how am I? [GROANS]

Owen, have you seen Allison?

No, why?

I can't find her,
and I have a weird feeling.

It's probably nothing.
I'll keep looking.

Oh, uh,
want some help from me and the raptors?

CLAIRE: Sure. I'll meet
you by the raptor pen.

[PHONE BEEPS]Not a word.

[COMPUTER CHIMING]

[BEEPS]

[BUZZES][GROANS]

Allison, the computer is...

[YELPS] Mr. Masrani.

Claire pooh-poohed
all my latest ideas.

Something about liability
and destroying the island.

And that brings you here, why?

Because I'm bored. But I
had yet another brilliant idea.

With Allison not around,

I'll step in as your
temporary assistant.

Mr. Masrani,
I don't want to distract you

from your important work
and you have... Nonsense.

I don't get distracted, Doctor.

I am focused at all... Ooh.
What is this highly-advanced,

scientific,
organic culture you have here?

That's my dinner.

Oh. Wonderful. I'm starving.

[CHOMPS, SIGHS][GROANS]

CLAIRE: I really
hope Allison's okay.

Finding her slide rule
next to tire tracks leading

out of the park? It
makes me nervous.

I'm sure she's fine.
Don't stress yourself.

You're right. I'm
probably just being

good, old overreacting Claire.

Speaking of people I haven't seen lately,
how's Hudson?

Uh,
I think he might be mad at me.

I kinda told him maybe he
shouldn't be around so much.

Oh, Owen.

Because I don't
want him getting hurt

if things get dangerous.
He's just a kid.

CLAIRE: Hudson handles
himself better in a crisis than Vic.

Besides,
things don't get that dangerous,

that often around here.

Okay, okay. Sure, occasionally
we come close to real disaster,

but there hasn't been
anything we couldn't deal with.

I mean,
it's not like the volcano's erupting.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Run! Run!

Yeah, right,
like that could happen.

Too much mud. Can't
see the tire tracks anymore

and the road forks here.
Let's fan out and see

if we can't pick up
some sign of Allison.

[GROANING]

I'll do it, I'll do it.

[SIGHS]

So Claire. I just want to say...

I think you're awesome.
Super-awesome.

[SIGHS] And I am super lame.

Right. Give her flowers.

[CLEARS THROAT] Uh, Claire,
I just want to give you this token of my...

[COUGHS] Apparently
poisonous flower.

[OWEN GROANS, COUGHS]

[BARKS]

[PANTING] You know, Red,
a bark would've worked

just as well as
a face full of spit.

Ugh, what happened?

I downloaded an
island field guide.

I think you took a full blast

of aerosolized
Picrosatic monothemius

from a modified
Colycanthus occidentalis.

Oh. Well,
that explains pretty much nothing. [BARKS]

It's a poisonous
prehistoric plant,

listed under "unlikely to see."

How poisonous is it?

It says here the plant's pollen
causes a series of symptoms,

each one leading to the next.

Symptoms? Like what?

"First, loss of motor control. Second,
loud talking.

"Third,
compulsive truth-telling.

"Fourth,
delusions. And finally, fifth...

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Oh. But there's good news.

Really? What?

[SIGHS] It's not contagious.

Hooray.

Don't worry. A few
old Jurassic Park

emergency medical field stations

are still standing
somewhere around here.

One of them could still
have some supplies in it.

Like an anti-poison shot
that maybe hasn't gone bad.

"Somewhere,"
"could," and "maybe"

are not encouraging words,
Claire.

Keep cool and let's find one
of those stations. We have time.

You haven't even started
showing symptoms yet.

[SIGHS] Right. Keep
cool. No symptoms.

[GASPS]

Loss of motor control.

Okay,
well that's only the first symptom.

You're a long way
from having to worry.

We'll help you into the Jeep.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

I've written it all down.

Just do the things on the list,

and you'll help me
immeasurably. Okay?

Consider it done.Wonderful.

Get ready to wish I was
your assistant full-time.

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[BEEPS]

[WHIRS]

[GROANS]

[SIGHS]

[SQUEAKS]

[GASPS, GROANS]

[BEEPS]

[LAUGHING] That's my butt.

[GROANS]

Will there be anything else,
Dr. Wu?

[SIGHS] Listen,
Mr. Masrani. Could you do me a favor?

Anything.

I never did have dinner.

Could you pick something
up at Winston's for me?

Splendid idea. You can
count on your assistant.

I'll be right back.

Thank goodness.

[♪♪♪]

I think we need to go
through the waterfall.

Through?

How do we do that, mate?

You could swim.

Swim? Hey.

That lagoon is infested with

man-, little boy-,
and candy-eating piranha.

[WHIMPERS]

[GASPS]

You want us to swim? You first.

We'll cut down a tree so
it falls across the lagoon,

and use it as a bridge.

Sinjin, hand me your chain saw.

Why would I have a chain saw?

You're a rogue. A scoundrel.

Isn't a chainsaw something
a guy like you should have?

Queen Victoria's corset, man,

what movies have
you been watching?

I'm a globe-hopping
fortune-hunter. I travel.

Have you tried
getting a chain saw

through airport security?

I'm getting you a chain
saw for your next birthday.

Please don't.

[ALLISON CLEARS THROAT]

[♪♪♪]

A raft was gonna be
my next suggestion.

It totally was. Seriously.

And the crate?

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Or just a second raft.

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[GRUNTS] Whoa.There.

[GRUNTING]

Sorry. You stay here. I'll
check out the medical station,

find some anti-poison
serum and come right back.

Great. I'll wait here.

[♪♪♪]

Nope.

Nope.

Nope.

Aha.

Okay,
are all of these anti-poison?

Is one of these anti-poison?

If so, which one?

Eh, maybe I won't share any
of these questions with Owen.

[GROANING]

Hey,
I think I'm feeling a bit better. Look.

[GRUNTS]

I said a bit.

[RUMBLING]

Okay, Owen, I think I found...

[LEAVES RUSTLING]

[GASPS] Shh. Claire!
It might be a predator!

Stay very quiet!

I'm talking very loudly,
aren't I?

The second symptom. Don't talk.

Symptom two? Oh, no!

[ECHOING] Oh, no... Oh, no...

Give me the antidote
before I hit symptom three

and can't keep myself
from telling the truth!

Like, how pretty I think you are

and how much I like you,
Claire. "Like" like you.

And I'm so scared
you don't like me back.

Darn it,
now I'm telling the truth.

[ALLOSAURUS ROARS]

Also,
I think we found our missing Allosaurus.

[ROARING]

[SQUAWKS]

OWEN: Yeah,
that's definitely her.

[♪♪♪]

It's okay, I'll handle this!

[GRUNTS] In about five minutes!

[RAPTORS SQUAWK]

No. I'll lead the
Allosaurus away.

OWEN: Claire, no!

[GRUNTS] The raptors can
handle this! It's their nature!

Come on, big girl. Follow me.

She's so brave. And cute.

Hey. I'm not talking
loud. And I can move.

[WAILS, GRUNTS]

Sorta. Red, go help Claire.

[GRUNTS] The first
three symptoms are gone.

Is the poison wearing off,
or am I headed for...?

[GASPS]

Oh, no.

[GRUNTING]

[HISSES]

[♪♪♪]

It sure gets dark
under these volcanoes.

[GRUNTS] How do you turn this thing on,
anyway?

Did you put in new batteries?

[GIBBERS MOCKINGLY]

Sinjin, I am the mastermind.

The mastermind does
not change batteries.

[SLURPS]

I don't know which one of
these guys you're related to,

but it sounds like they skipped
a few details in their plan.

I'm not related
to either of them.

I'm Hudson Harper,
and I'm a golden platinum

triple-five black-diamond
annual VIP

guest pass-holder
at Jurassic World.

They captured me 'cause
I heard their evil plan.

And you're on the wrong side.

They weren't kidding
when they said

you had an
overactive imagination.

SINJIN: How do we know
we're going the right way?

There's still enough
light to read the map.

Just tell me you brought
my tablet computer.

I brought it,
I brought it.Whew. Good.

Even if everything else goes wrong,
and it won't,

I can still cause more chaos

than Jurassic
World has ever seen.

[GASPS]See?

But they won't get away with it.

My friend Owen thinks

I can't handle
dangerous situations,

but I'm gonna show
him he's wrong.

[YAWNS] Where is he?

I sent Masrani to get
my dinner hours ago.

He couldn't even get that right?

[GASPS] Oh, no. Oh, no.

Goal! What a shot. Come on,
Doctor Wu.

Let's play soccer.

[GROANS] I don't
want to play soccer.

I want dinner. And you
couldn't get it for me.

Like you couldn't do anything
I asked you to do today.

You asked if you
could be my assistant,

and all you've done is set
my research back weeks.

You're fired!

[ALLOSAURUS ROARING]

[PANTING]

[GASPS]

Oh, please don't be broken.

Phew.

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[GROWLING]

Red!

[♪♪♪]

Good boy,
Red. But that won't hold her for long.

Come on.[BARKS]

[PANTS, THEN SIGHS]

Owen? Charlie?
Delta? Blue? Echo?

Echo? [WHINES]

[RAPTOR GROWLING][GASPS]

Wha?

[ALLOSAURUS ROARS]

Well, Red,
it's been a pleasure working with you.

Shake?

[SNARLING][SQUAWKS]

Owen!

Get away quick, before...

[GROWLING]

He thinks he's a raptor.

[ALL SNARLING]

Red, he's having delusions.

That's the fourth of
the five symptoms.

If we can't give
him the antidote

before the final one hits,
he'll...

[WHIMPERS]Exactly.

How could you work
with these guys?

Hey,
I did not know that actually destroying

Jurassic World
was part of his plan.

But don't worry. I'll
get us out of here,

and we'll send back
help to stop them.

Follow me.

[♪♪♪]

[GRUNTING]

Jump. Now.

[GRUNTS] Whoa.

[YELPS]

They're getting away.

[GRUNTING]

[ALLISON, SINJIN GRUNT]

Whoa! Hudson.

[ALL GRUNTING]

Go. Send help. I'll find
ways to slow them down.

Don't let go, Hudson. Don't!

[GRUNTS]Hudson!

[GRUNTS]

[WAILS]

[GRUNTS]

My soda!

[SCREAMS]

Darn it, darn it, darn it.

Let her go.

By the time she makes
it back to Jurassic World

to blow the whistle on us,
it'll be much too late.

[CACKLING]

[♪♪♪]

[ROARING]

[ALL SNARL]

I hope they're not arguing
over who gets to eat us first.

[ALL BARKING]

[CHITTERS]

[GROWLS]

[SQUAWKING]

[SNARLS]

Okay. Thanks.

[ALL SNARLING]

We're all friends here now.

Right?

[SQUAWKS]Owen.

I know you're in
there... [GROWLS]

I know you can hear me.

Fight this. You like me,
remember?

You "like" like me.
And I... I like you.

[SNARLS] Hm?

Yes!

[♪♪♪]

[GROWLS]

No. Okay, next idea. Um.

What about you girls?

You know I'm your friend,
and you know I'm Owen's friend.

If he wants to hurt me,
you know that must mean

something's wrong with him,
right?

We need to help Owen.

[SQUAWKING]

[RAPTORS SQUAWKING]

[RAPTORS SNARLING]

[GASPS]

That's it.[BARKS]

Gotta choose the right one.

If there is a right one.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no. No time. Gotta choose.

Uh,
this is a nice shade of blue.

Oh, Owen.

[SCREAMS] French fries.

[SHOUTS][RAPTORS CHITTERING]

Huh?

Dr. Wu? Woo-hoo.

It's Simon Masrani.

I came to apologize,
and I brought dinner.

[GROANS]

[DOOR UNLATCHES]

I'm sorry,
Dr. Wu. I'm not a very good assistant.

But what I am very good
at is hiring the best people

and putting them in
position to succeed.

So I'm going to stick to
being good at what I do

and let you be
good at what you do.

[SIGHS]

Aw.

Enjoy your meal.

[SCREAMING][SCREAMING]

[SOBS]

Yeah, I don't remember anything

after I got hit
with that poison.

I, uh,
hope I didn't say anything embarrassing.

Nope. Nothing at all.

Okay, phew. Well.

I guess we'd better get back
on the trail of... Huh?

[PANTING]

BOTH:
Allison?

[GASPS] Thank
goodness I found you.

Danny's holding a park guest
named Hudson prisoner.

And he wants to destroy
Jurassic World!

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