Lego Jurassic World: Legend of Isla Nublar (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - To the Extreme! - full transcript
Danny releases an energy drink into the dinosaurs' water supply, making them extra-energetic - and extra dangerous.
ALLISON: What is this meeting about,
anyway?
I was told there'd be donuts.
[YAWNS]
Why am I here at 5 a.m.?
Mr. Masrani said he
wanted all park employees
here for an "extremely
important announcement."
Is that a teddy bear? No.
[TEDDY
SQUEAKS]HUDSON: Am I late?
Has it started yet? Hudson?
You're not an employee.
My Golden Platinum
Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP Guest Pass gives
me access to all pre-park-opening
mandatory staff
meetings. You dropped this.
[TEDDY WHOOSHES, SQUEAKS]
Uh, where is Mr. Masrani,
anyway?
Good morning, Isla Nublar!
It's your beloved employer,
Simon Masrani,
coming to you from 12,000
feet above your heads.
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
Sir,
what are you doing up there?
Getting ready to make an
extremely big announcement.
Be right down.
Whee!
[WHOOPING]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
He's not wearing a parachute?
[ALL GASP]
See you in a little bit.
I think he means little bits.
[DINOSAUR ROARING]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GASP, SCREAM]
Yes, whee!
Your screams of
encouragement delight me.
Okay, everyone. Hudson,
don't look.
Hey.
We need landing places
for Mr. Masrani. Now.
Tear down those kiosks.
Reconfigure them
into a giant trampoline.
[WORKERS YELL]
All right,
squad. Operation Prehistoric Pillow.
Stat.
SQUAD: Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
[TOYS SQUEAKING]
[HAMMERS CLANGING]
Pop a spongy cushion
of fluffy kernels,
you magnificent machine.
Pop as you've
never popped before!
Maybe if he aims for the lagoon?
At the speed Masrani's going,
he'd smack into the water
like a cantaloupe
hitting a brick wall.
[SNICKERS]
Oh, I can't watch.
[ALL GASP]
HUDSON: Cool!
[♪♪♪]
Wasn't that extreme?
Heck, yeah, it was.
[♪♪♪]
Popcorn! Half off.
That is only the
beginning of the extremity.
I am proud to announce
Jurassic World is getting
its own all-natural
vitamin-infused energy drink.
Pteranodon Ptea.
Get it? There's a silent
P before both words.
Pteranodon Ptea.
Sir,
there's no silent P before the word "tea."
Yeah,
that'd be Pteranodon Puh-tea. Right?
No, no. Both P's are silent
in this case. You see...
You can't just
say a P is silent.
It's Pteranodon Ptea.
End of discussion.
To promote our exciting new product,
Jurassic World
will debut an Extreme Stunt
Extravaganza tomorrow.
With awesome skateboard slaloms
through the Brachiosaurs' legs.
Rad. SIMON: BMX runs
down the side of
the Aviary.Sweet.
SIMON: And
spectacular jumps over
the Mosasaurus'
lagoon at lunch time!
Mr. Masrani,
the dinosaurs aren't here
to be part of a stunt show.
Maybe we should rethink...
I need to see this,
or I will explode!
And these extreme
stunts will be performed by
actual Jurassic World employees.
That's you guys!
Oh, Mr. Masrani, no.
It will be amazing! I mean,
extremely extreme!
[PHONE RINGS]Now, don't worry...
What is it,
Sinjin? I'm watching Masrani
freak out his entire staff,
and it's awesome.
SINJIN [ON PHONE]: I'm at the
loading dock. The package has arrived.
Are you sure it's
the right package?
It's the right one, all right.
DANNY [ON PHONE]:
Great. Bring it to the park.
Danny, this thing's bigger
than Goliath's Step-Stool.
We'll need a big truck to
move this thing into the park,
and then an even
bigger distraction
to sneak it out in that
truck when we're ready.
Just bring the package
back to the park.
I'll think of something,
like always.
Have I ever let you down?
Do you want the list
chronologically or by location?
[PHONE DISCONNECTS,
DIAL TONE DRONES]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
Now, who wants to be the first
to try our new Pteranodon Ptea?
It's sugar-free,
it's gluten-free,
it has some sort of,
uh, energy-stuff.
Oh, and there's a week's
worth of riboflavin in every glass.
Me. Me, me, me. Me!
Not for you, Hudson.
I'll try some of your puh-tea,
sir.
Good. And it's pronounced "tea."
Mr. Masrani,
we should make sure...
[SPITS, HEAVES] That is foul.
[COUGHING] Like old
sauerkraut in a gym sock. Ugh.
That's the worst puh-tea
I've ever tasted. Ugh. Tea.
Dr. Wu,
I'll need three new flavors of puh-tea...
I mean, tea. Immediately.
Each more delicious and
thirst-quenching than the last.
No problem, sir. Leave it to me.
What do you wanna bet he
passes that buck over to me?
Forget him. Once
you go back to the lab,
And you grab the
cloning data files
we need to start my
new dinosaur park,
Thunder-Lizard Lodge,
you are outta there.
"Thunder Lizard Lodge"?
That's seriously the name?
Pfft. No. That
was Sinjin's idea.
[SLURPS]
[GRUNTS, STAMMERS]
Look how frantic he is.
That puh-tea stuff must
be incredibly strong.
Vic? You gonna be okay, buddy?
Actually.
[SPITS,
GAGS] I feel pretty good.
Yeah. I feel great.
I feel. Extreme!
Follow me,
Squad. Stunt training begins now!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
ALL: Hup, hup, hup, hup.
That is the kind of
enthusiasm I'm looking for.
For tomorrow's launch of
the Extreme Sports Show,
I want half-pipes,
full-pipes, bag-pipes.
All kinds of pipes
all over the park.
And ramps. Bridges.
And most important,
Pteranodon Ptea
kiosks everywhere.
Mr. Masrani,
even if we could do all that so fast,
we'd have to cut
corners for safety and...
Triple overtime bonus
if you finish by sundown.
You heard him,
people! Let's make it happen!
One more thing.
This is all the
Pteranodon Ptea we have.
If even one drop
were to go missing,
I would not rest
until I hunted down
the person responsible
and made them pay.
Okay, that's all from me!
Have an extreme Jurassic day!
Happy stunting.
I don't like this. At all.
[SLURPS] One drop, huh?
[CACKLING]
[COUGHS] Swallowed a bug.
CLAIRE: Why can't
I be on vacation
when Mr. Masrani
has ideas like this?
Oh,
because I don't get a vacation.
Why'd you push my hand
when I wanted to try the puh-tea?
Because that stuff
could be dangerous.
That's okay. I've been in danger
lots of times since I met you.
I know,
and most of that is my fault.
I feel responsible for you
when you're around, Hudson.
I don't want to be the
reason you might get hurt.
Are you saying you don't want
to hang around with me anymore?
[WOOD CREAKING]
[GASPS, WAILS]
[ROARS]
Help! Help!
Hey, look out.Hudson.
We have to do something.
[DINOSAUR SCREECHES]
Stay here, I've got this. You,
you're coming with me.
Whoa. Hey.
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!
[GRUNTS]
[♪♪♪]
Hang on.
[SQUEALS]Gotcha.
[WAILING]
[GRUNTS,
THEN SIGHS] Are you okay?
Owen. That was
amazing. Can you do that
every 20 minutes,
from open to close?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah,
right. You're serious?
Mr. Masrani, I'm an animal behaviorist,
not a stuntman.
No one who works
for you is qualified
to do what you're asking.
Everything you're
having them build
is one gust from collapsing.
[CREAKS]
This is a bad idea.
Look, here, Owen,
I need everyone on board
to make this event
truly spectacular.
And that includes you.
No. Not me.
I can't go along with your
wacky ideas anymore.
You're crazy, and I quit.
Owen. No.
You can't quit,
because I quit first.
Wait,
I can't quit. This is my park.
I'm re-hired. Okay,
but I want a larger office.
Done. Now that
that's taken care of,
Owen, you're fired.
Owen. I demand you
come back to work
so I can fire you.
Ooh.
He doesn't pay
me enough for this.
Me either.
[SINJIN GRUNTING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Danny's Lair.
DANNY [ON PHONE]:
Meet in the alley
behind Main Street right
away. And bring the package.
The package?
But I just got it...
[LINE DISCONNECTS]Danny? Danny?
[GROANS]
Hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS] I'm good. No, no.
Next!
[GRUNTS]
No, no, no, no,
no! Over the dinosaurs.
[GRUNTS] Let me show you.
All right, outta my way.
Whoa, ha.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Yahoo!
[TIRES SCREECH][VIC GIGGLING,
YELLING]
[WHOOPS]
Doesn't matter
if you do it right,
as long as it's extreme, get it?
This is going to be a horror show,
not a stunt show.
Do you think Owen's
leaving because he felt
like he had to look
out for me all the time?
And what about
the poor dinosaurs?
They could get hurt too.[SIGHS]
This is Claire Dearing
to all employees.
Attempt no stunts of any kind
without my express permission.
Oh. Claire. I was just going to,
uh,
connect all the puh-tea
kiosks to the tanker truck.
Eh, sure. Good work, Danny.
[SIGHS, THEN CACKLES]
And done. One perfectly
restored classic bike,
and I am just about
ready to hit the old road.
[SQUAWKS]
What? Don't look
at me like that.
You'll be fine. You're dinosaurs,
for crying out loud,
not house pets.
[WHINES]
[♪♪♪]
[CHITTERING]
Claire will make sure
you're doing okay.
Or somebody else.
[VOICE BREAKING]
I gotta finish packing.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, you ready on your end?
Yeah. Where does this pipe go,
anyway?
I don't know. Out to
the ocean? Who cares?
As long as it gets
rid of all this puh-tea
and covers us
getting out of here.
Take a good look at this place,
Sinjin.
Oops.
[CUP RATTLES]
[GRUNTS]
The next time you
see Jurassic World,
it'll be in ruins.
Huh?
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
A little spy, eh?
[GASPS]
Tell me how much you heard.
My name is Hudson Harper.
Golden Platinum
Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP Guest Pass
serial number 1377-stroke-B-298.
That's all you'll get from me.
[GROWLS]
Bye-bye, puh-tea.
[♪♪♪]
[ROARS]
[ROARS]
[ROARS]
Allison.[GASPS]
I'm writing an acceptance speech
for whatever
awards I'll win next...
I thought you were supposed
to be making new
flavors of puh-tea.
Actually, I was hoping you
might handle that for me, please?
If you're not too busy?[SIGHS]
Anyway,
would you call me one of the great minds
of my generation,
or the greatest mind?
I'll tell you what I'd call you.
Hm. I think better with coffee.
Before you start the puh-tea,
could you run to the break room?
Thanks.
[GRUMBLES] Always
telling me what to do.
Hey, Stella.
Ugh. What is that smell?
It's-it's like a garbage
dump belched.
Close. Twice a month,
I test every dino's drinking water
for harmful microbes.
So basically,
swamp water plus dino spit.
You get used to it.
[BEAKERS CLINK]
[♪♪♪]
Hm. Just what
Dr. Wu's coffee needs.
[ELEVATOR CHIMES]
Hi, Allison.[GASPS]
Mr. Masrani sent me to check
on the new puh-tea flavors.
Oh. Dr. Wu's
working on that now.
I spilled puh-tea
on these folders,
so I'm taking them
to be cleaned. Bye.
Huh.
[WU MUTTERING RAPIDLY]
The effect of chimeric formation
would give the hybrid
a fitness advantage...
[SLURPS] Oh,
that is good coffee.
[PANTS] Want some?
[SNIFFS, GAGS, THEN COUGHS]
[SLURPS]
S over 5.99,
but then who carries the S?
Claire. I found something
weird in the dinos' water supply.
Elevated vitamin levels,
caffeine,
and a whole lot of riboflavin.
The kind of stuff
you'd find in an...
BOTH: Energy drink.
[♪♪♪]
Empty. Somebody dumped
all of the energy drink
into the dinosaurs'
water supply.
Okay, we shouldn't panic.
It won't harm the dinosaurs.
They'll just be really
energetic for a little while,
and possibly more aggressive.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah. Yeah!
Who wants an extreme preview
of the new Jurassic World
Pteranodon Puh-tea Stunt Show?
[PEOPLE CHEERING][ATV REVVING]
[ROARS]
Vic, stop. I ordered no
jumps. It's too dangerous.
Aw,
somebody always rains on my parade.
[ATV CREAKING]Huh?
Vic!
[IN SLOW MOTION] Extreme!
I'm the King of Jurassic World!
[CHEERING]
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
[WHOOPING]
Vic! Are you okay?
I'm awesome! This
is the extremest!
I'm going to get help. Just don't move,
okay?
Ha! Couldn't
move if I wanted to.
Extreme!
[♪♪♪]
Claire. How goes
everyone's stunt training?
Someone emptied your tanker
into the dinosaurs' water supply,
and now the animals
are going super-wild.
We have to shut everything down.
I'll go find Owen.
I'll have the puh-tea
flushed out of the water.
Sir, you tell the employees
to keep the guests
away from the dinosaurs.
Someone emptied my tanker?
Attention, all employees.
[CLAMORING][HORN HONKS]
SIMON [ON PA]: This is Simon Masrani,
owner of Jurassic World.
[SCREAMS] And your boss.
[GROWLS] Stop
whatever you're doing
and report immediately to
my office for questioning.
When I find out who
emptied my tanker,
you are really going to get it.
He sounds mad.
We better get to
his office right away.
[SCREAMING] [ROARING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[HORN HONKS]
Come with us if
you want to leave.
Good, you've got the files.
[WHIMPERS]
Owen! Owen,
somebody dumped the puh-tea
into the water supply,
and now all the
dinosaurs are going:
Gee, who could have predicted?
Hopefully Dr. Wu will
whip up an antidote
and miraculously save
Masrani's park at the last second.
Wu's affected too. And Vic.
We need to tranquilize
the dinosaurs until they're....
tranquilized.
If you won't do it
for Mr. Masrani,
or the park, or me,
then do it for the dinosaurs.
None of this is their fault.
[SIGHS] All right,
for the dinosaurs.
And maybe, a little, for you.
Red,
lead the raptors back to the compound
and make sure they
don't drink any water.
[BARKING]
Where are we going?
To get tranquilizer
fluid out of the darts.
We're gonna water
it down so our dinos
just take peaceful little naps
until puh-tea
clears their systems.
I know this sounds strange,
but I don't like the idea
of sticking the
dinosaurs with darts.
It feels like punishing them
for something they didn't do.
I agree. I have a different
delivery system in mind.
[♪♪♪]
Water guns?
Really? Let's do this.
[ENGINES HUMMING]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
But then,
who ever carries the S over 5.99?
[GRUNTS, THEN SIGHS]
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[BOTH SNORING]
[♪♪♪]
Did we get all the dinos?
How are the guests?
The dinosaurs are
snoozing peacefully
and they're going to be fine.
As for the guests,
they're in the hotel, thirsty but safe.
Owen. I saw every extreme
jump and flip from my office.
That was the most
extreme display
of extreme stunt
riding I've ever seen.
I will let you come
back to work for me,
as long as you do those
same stunts six times a day.
Seven on weekends. No sale.
Not if you won't admit
all of your ideas for
this park are crazy.
Just like you are. How
dare you call me crazy.
This park functions perfectly.
I am in total control. Now,
if you'll excuse me,
I need to reassure my
guests that everything is fine.
I'll just turn on the
public address system.
Oops.
CLAIRE: You're both
acting like children.
Sir, no one here is better
in a crisis than Owen.
He proved that today.
Owen,
you can call Mr. Masrani crazy,
but those schemes
built Jurassic World.
Where else could you work
with raptors like you do here?
You need each other.
Can we just admit
that and move on?
Fine,
but I have a couple conditions.
One,
Claire gets a two-week vacation.
One week. Days not to
be taken consecutively.
Two, I want your word
that there won't be anything
"extreme" added to the park.
No stunt shows,
no vitamin drink, nothing.
Of course. Anyway,
we won't need any of this
once we finish
building the new idea.
A 4-D virtual reality journey
through a T. Rex's
digestive tract.
Okay, sir,
let's hold off on new ideas for now.
We have a bigger
issue to deal with.
Who tainted the water supply?
And why?
Where are we going?
I thought we were
leaving the island.
We need one more
thing from Isla Nublar.
The legendary buried
treasure of Captain No-Beard.
Why do we need a treasure?
Because I can't
just write a check
to start "Stegosaurus Junction."
But when our package back
there helps us find the treasure,
money won't be a
problem ever again.
And then,
we'll bring down Jurassic World forever.
You mean financially,
right? Financially?
Oh, oh yes,
of course that's what I mean.
[SLURPS, THEN CACKLES]
Stegosaurus Junction is the worst name yet,
mate.
DANNY: Don't look at
me. Allison thought of it.
ALLISON: Hey.
[♪♪♪]
anyway?
I was told there'd be donuts.
[YAWNS]
Why am I here at 5 a.m.?
Mr. Masrani said he
wanted all park employees
here for an "extremely
important announcement."
Is that a teddy bear? No.
[TEDDY
SQUEAKS]HUDSON: Am I late?
Has it started yet? Hudson?
You're not an employee.
My Golden Platinum
Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP Guest Pass gives
me access to all pre-park-opening
mandatory staff
meetings. You dropped this.
[TEDDY WHOOSHES, SQUEAKS]
Uh, where is Mr. Masrani,
anyway?
Good morning, Isla Nublar!
It's your beloved employer,
Simon Masrani,
coming to you from 12,000
feet above your heads.
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
Sir,
what are you doing up there?
Getting ready to make an
extremely big announcement.
Be right down.
Whee!
[WHOOPING]
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
He's not wearing a parachute?
[ALL GASP]
See you in a little bit.
I think he means little bits.
[DINOSAUR ROARING]
[♪♪♪]
[ALL GASP, SCREAM]
Yes, whee!
Your screams of
encouragement delight me.
Okay, everyone. Hudson,
don't look.
Hey.
We need landing places
for Mr. Masrani. Now.
Tear down those kiosks.
Reconfigure them
into a giant trampoline.
[WORKERS YELL]
All right,
squad. Operation Prehistoric Pillow.
Stat.
SQUAD: Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup.
[TOYS SQUEAKING]
[HAMMERS CLANGING]
Pop a spongy cushion
of fluffy kernels,
you magnificent machine.
Pop as you've
never popped before!
Maybe if he aims for the lagoon?
At the speed Masrani's going,
he'd smack into the water
like a cantaloupe
hitting a brick wall.
[SNICKERS]
Oh, I can't watch.
[ALL GASP]
HUDSON: Cool!
[♪♪♪]
Wasn't that extreme?
Heck, yeah, it was.
[♪♪♪]
Popcorn! Half off.
That is only the
beginning of the extremity.
I am proud to announce
Jurassic World is getting
its own all-natural
vitamin-infused energy drink.
Pteranodon Ptea.
Get it? There's a silent
P before both words.
Pteranodon Ptea.
Sir,
there's no silent P before the word "tea."
Yeah,
that'd be Pteranodon Puh-tea. Right?
No, no. Both P's are silent
in this case. You see...
You can't just
say a P is silent.
It's Pteranodon Ptea.
End of discussion.
To promote our exciting new product,
Jurassic World
will debut an Extreme Stunt
Extravaganza tomorrow.
With awesome skateboard slaloms
through the Brachiosaurs' legs.
Rad. SIMON: BMX runs
down the side of
the Aviary.Sweet.
SIMON: And
spectacular jumps over
the Mosasaurus'
lagoon at lunch time!
Mr. Masrani,
the dinosaurs aren't here
to be part of a stunt show.
Maybe we should rethink...
I need to see this,
or I will explode!
And these extreme
stunts will be performed by
actual Jurassic World employees.
That's you guys!
Oh, Mr. Masrani, no.
It will be amazing! I mean,
extremely extreme!
[PHONE RINGS]Now, don't worry...
What is it,
Sinjin? I'm watching Masrani
freak out his entire staff,
and it's awesome.
SINJIN [ON PHONE]: I'm at the
loading dock. The package has arrived.
Are you sure it's
the right package?
It's the right one, all right.
DANNY [ON PHONE]:
Great. Bring it to the park.
Danny, this thing's bigger
than Goliath's Step-Stool.
We'll need a big truck to
move this thing into the park,
and then an even
bigger distraction
to sneak it out in that
truck when we're ready.
Just bring the package
back to the park.
I'll think of something,
like always.
Have I ever let you down?
Do you want the list
chronologically or by location?
[PHONE DISCONNECTS,
DIAL TONE DRONES]
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTING]
[GROANS]
Now, who wants to be the first
to try our new Pteranodon Ptea?
It's sugar-free,
it's gluten-free,
it has some sort of,
uh, energy-stuff.
Oh, and there's a week's
worth of riboflavin in every glass.
Me. Me, me, me. Me!
Not for you, Hudson.
I'll try some of your puh-tea,
sir.
Good. And it's pronounced "tea."
Mr. Masrani,
we should make sure...
[SPITS, HEAVES] That is foul.
[COUGHING] Like old
sauerkraut in a gym sock. Ugh.
That's the worst puh-tea
I've ever tasted. Ugh. Tea.
Dr. Wu,
I'll need three new flavors of puh-tea...
I mean, tea. Immediately.
Each more delicious and
thirst-quenching than the last.
No problem, sir. Leave it to me.
What do you wanna bet he
passes that buck over to me?
Forget him. Once
you go back to the lab,
And you grab the
cloning data files
we need to start my
new dinosaur park,
Thunder-Lizard Lodge,
you are outta there.
"Thunder Lizard Lodge"?
That's seriously the name?
Pfft. No. That
was Sinjin's idea.
[SLURPS]
[GRUNTS, STAMMERS]
Look how frantic he is.
That puh-tea stuff must
be incredibly strong.
Vic? You gonna be okay, buddy?
Actually.
[SPITS,
GAGS] I feel pretty good.
Yeah. I feel great.
I feel. Extreme!
Follow me,
Squad. Stunt training begins now!
Hup, hup, hup, hup.
ALL: Hup, hup, hup, hup.
That is the kind of
enthusiasm I'm looking for.
For tomorrow's launch of
the Extreme Sports Show,
I want half-pipes,
full-pipes, bag-pipes.
All kinds of pipes
all over the park.
And ramps. Bridges.
And most important,
Pteranodon Ptea
kiosks everywhere.
Mr. Masrani,
even if we could do all that so fast,
we'd have to cut
corners for safety and...
Triple overtime bonus
if you finish by sundown.
You heard him,
people! Let's make it happen!
One more thing.
This is all the
Pteranodon Ptea we have.
If even one drop
were to go missing,
I would not rest
until I hunted down
the person responsible
and made them pay.
Okay, that's all from me!
Have an extreme Jurassic day!
Happy stunting.
I don't like this. At all.
[SLURPS] One drop, huh?
[CACKLING]
[COUGHS] Swallowed a bug.
CLAIRE: Why can't
I be on vacation
when Mr. Masrani
has ideas like this?
Oh,
because I don't get a vacation.
Why'd you push my hand
when I wanted to try the puh-tea?
Because that stuff
could be dangerous.
That's okay. I've been in danger
lots of times since I met you.
I know,
and most of that is my fault.
I feel responsible for you
when you're around, Hudson.
I don't want to be the
reason you might get hurt.
Are you saying you don't want
to hang around with me anymore?
[WOOD CREAKING]
[GASPS, WAILS]
[ROARS]
Help! Help!
Hey, look out.Hudson.
We have to do something.
[DINOSAUR SCREECHES]
Stay here, I've got this. You,
you're coming with me.
Whoa. Hey.
[GRUNTS]
Whoa!
[GRUNTS]
[♪♪♪]
Hang on.
[SQUEALS]Gotcha.
[WAILING]
[GRUNTS,
THEN SIGHS] Are you okay?
Owen. That was
amazing. Can you do that
every 20 minutes,
from open to close?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah,
right. You're serious?
Mr. Masrani, I'm an animal behaviorist,
not a stuntman.
No one who works
for you is qualified
to do what you're asking.
Everything you're
having them build
is one gust from collapsing.
[CREAKS]
This is a bad idea.
Look, here, Owen,
I need everyone on board
to make this event
truly spectacular.
And that includes you.
No. Not me.
I can't go along with your
wacky ideas anymore.
You're crazy, and I quit.
Owen. No.
You can't quit,
because I quit first.
Wait,
I can't quit. This is my park.
I'm re-hired. Okay,
but I want a larger office.
Done. Now that
that's taken care of,
Owen, you're fired.
Owen. I demand you
come back to work
so I can fire you.
Ooh.
He doesn't pay
me enough for this.
Me either.
[SINJIN GRUNTING]
[PHONE RINGING]
Danny's Lair.
DANNY [ON PHONE]:
Meet in the alley
behind Main Street right
away. And bring the package.
The package?
But I just got it...
[LINE DISCONNECTS]Danny? Danny?
[GROANS]
Hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup.
[♪♪♪]
[GRUNTS] I'm good. No, no.
Next!
[GRUNTS]
No, no, no, no,
no! Over the dinosaurs.
[GRUNTS] Let me show you.
All right, outta my way.
Whoa, ha.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Yahoo!
[TIRES SCREECH][VIC GIGGLING,
YELLING]
[WHOOPS]
Doesn't matter
if you do it right,
as long as it's extreme, get it?
This is going to be a horror show,
not a stunt show.
Do you think Owen's
leaving because he felt
like he had to look
out for me all the time?
And what about
the poor dinosaurs?
They could get hurt too.[SIGHS]
This is Claire Dearing
to all employees.
Attempt no stunts of any kind
without my express permission.
Oh. Claire. I was just going to,
uh,
connect all the puh-tea
kiosks to the tanker truck.
Eh, sure. Good work, Danny.
[SIGHS, THEN CACKLES]
And done. One perfectly
restored classic bike,
and I am just about
ready to hit the old road.
[SQUAWKS]
What? Don't look
at me like that.
You'll be fine. You're dinosaurs,
for crying out loud,
not house pets.
[WHINES]
[♪♪♪]
[CHITTERING]
Claire will make sure
you're doing okay.
Or somebody else.
[VOICE BREAKING]
I gotta finish packing.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, you ready on your end?
Yeah. Where does this pipe go,
anyway?
I don't know. Out to
the ocean? Who cares?
As long as it gets
rid of all this puh-tea
and covers us
getting out of here.
Take a good look at this place,
Sinjin.
Oops.
[CUP RATTLES]
[GRUNTS]
The next time you
see Jurassic World,
it'll be in ruins.
Huh?
[GROWLS]
[♪♪♪]
A little spy, eh?
[GASPS]
Tell me how much you heard.
My name is Hudson Harper.
Golden Platinum
Triple-Five Black-Diamond
Annual VIP Guest Pass
serial number 1377-stroke-B-298.
That's all you'll get from me.
[GROWLS]
Bye-bye, puh-tea.
[♪♪♪]
[ROARS]
[ROARS]
[ROARS]
Allison.[GASPS]
I'm writing an acceptance speech
for whatever
awards I'll win next...
I thought you were supposed
to be making new
flavors of puh-tea.
Actually, I was hoping you
might handle that for me, please?
If you're not too busy?[SIGHS]
Anyway,
would you call me one of the great minds
of my generation,
or the greatest mind?
I'll tell you what I'd call you.
Hm. I think better with coffee.
Before you start the puh-tea,
could you run to the break room?
Thanks.
[GRUMBLES] Always
telling me what to do.
Hey, Stella.
Ugh. What is that smell?
It's-it's like a garbage
dump belched.
Close. Twice a month,
I test every dino's drinking water
for harmful microbes.
So basically,
swamp water plus dino spit.
You get used to it.
[BEAKERS CLINK]
[♪♪♪]
Hm. Just what
Dr. Wu's coffee needs.
[ELEVATOR CHIMES]
Hi, Allison.[GASPS]
Mr. Masrani sent me to check
on the new puh-tea flavors.
Oh. Dr. Wu's
working on that now.
I spilled puh-tea
on these folders,
so I'm taking them
to be cleaned. Bye.
Huh.
[WU MUTTERING RAPIDLY]
The effect of chimeric formation
would give the hybrid
a fitness advantage...
[SLURPS] Oh,
that is good coffee.
[PANTS] Want some?
[SNIFFS, GAGS, THEN COUGHS]
[SLURPS]
S over 5.99,
but then who carries the S?
Claire. I found something
weird in the dinos' water supply.
Elevated vitamin levels,
caffeine,
and a whole lot of riboflavin.
The kind of stuff
you'd find in an...
BOTH: Energy drink.
[♪♪♪]
Empty. Somebody dumped
all of the energy drink
into the dinosaurs'
water supply.
Okay, we shouldn't panic.
It won't harm the dinosaurs.
They'll just be really
energetic for a little while,
and possibly more aggressive.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah. Yeah!
Who wants an extreme preview
of the new Jurassic World
Pteranodon Puh-tea Stunt Show?
[PEOPLE CHEERING][ATV REVVING]
[ROARS]
Vic, stop. I ordered no
jumps. It's too dangerous.
Aw,
somebody always rains on my parade.
[ATV CREAKING]Huh?
Vic!
[IN SLOW MOTION] Extreme!
I'm the King of Jurassic World!
[CHEERING]
Woo-hoo! Yeah!
[WHOOPING]
Vic! Are you okay?
I'm awesome! This
is the extremest!
I'm going to get help. Just don't move,
okay?
Ha! Couldn't
move if I wanted to.
Extreme!
[♪♪♪]
Claire. How goes
everyone's stunt training?
Someone emptied your tanker
into the dinosaurs' water supply,
and now the animals
are going super-wild.
We have to shut everything down.
I'll go find Owen.
I'll have the puh-tea
flushed out of the water.
Sir, you tell the employees
to keep the guests
away from the dinosaurs.
Someone emptied my tanker?
Attention, all employees.
[CLAMORING][HORN HONKS]
SIMON [ON PA]: This is Simon Masrani,
owner of Jurassic World.
[SCREAMS] And your boss.
[GROWLS] Stop
whatever you're doing
and report immediately to
my office for questioning.
When I find out who
emptied my tanker,
you are really going to get it.
He sounds mad.
We better get to
his office right away.
[SCREAMING] [ROARING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[HORN HONKS]
Come with us if
you want to leave.
Good, you've got the files.
[WHIMPERS]
Owen! Owen,
somebody dumped the puh-tea
into the water supply,
and now all the
dinosaurs are going:
Gee, who could have predicted?
Hopefully Dr. Wu will
whip up an antidote
and miraculously save
Masrani's park at the last second.
Wu's affected too. And Vic.
We need to tranquilize
the dinosaurs until they're....
tranquilized.
If you won't do it
for Mr. Masrani,
or the park, or me,
then do it for the dinosaurs.
None of this is their fault.
[SIGHS] All right,
for the dinosaurs.
And maybe, a little, for you.
Red,
lead the raptors back to the compound
and make sure they
don't drink any water.
[BARKING]
Where are we going?
To get tranquilizer
fluid out of the darts.
We're gonna water
it down so our dinos
just take peaceful little naps
until puh-tea
clears their systems.
I know this sounds strange,
but I don't like the idea
of sticking the
dinosaurs with darts.
It feels like punishing them
for something they didn't do.
I agree. I have a different
delivery system in mind.
[♪♪♪]
Water guns?
Really? Let's do this.
[ENGINES HUMMING]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
But then,
who ever carries the S over 5.99?
[GRUNTS, THEN SIGHS]
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[BOTH SNORING]
[♪♪♪]
Did we get all the dinos?
How are the guests?
The dinosaurs are
snoozing peacefully
and they're going to be fine.
As for the guests,
they're in the hotel, thirsty but safe.
Owen. I saw every extreme
jump and flip from my office.
That was the most
extreme display
of extreme stunt
riding I've ever seen.
I will let you come
back to work for me,
as long as you do those
same stunts six times a day.
Seven on weekends. No sale.
Not if you won't admit
all of your ideas for
this park are crazy.
Just like you are. How
dare you call me crazy.
This park functions perfectly.
I am in total control. Now,
if you'll excuse me,
I need to reassure my
guests that everything is fine.
I'll just turn on the
public address system.
Oops.
CLAIRE: You're both
acting like children.
Sir, no one here is better
in a crisis than Owen.
He proved that today.
Owen,
you can call Mr. Masrani crazy,
but those schemes
built Jurassic World.
Where else could you work
with raptors like you do here?
You need each other.
Can we just admit
that and move on?
Fine,
but I have a couple conditions.
One,
Claire gets a two-week vacation.
One week. Days not to
be taken consecutively.
Two, I want your word
that there won't be anything
"extreme" added to the park.
No stunt shows,
no vitamin drink, nothing.
Of course. Anyway,
we won't need any of this
once we finish
building the new idea.
A 4-D virtual reality journey
through a T. Rex's
digestive tract.
Okay, sir,
let's hold off on new ideas for now.
We have a bigger
issue to deal with.
Who tainted the water supply?
And why?
Where are we going?
I thought we were
leaving the island.
We need one more
thing from Isla Nublar.
The legendary buried
treasure of Captain No-Beard.
Why do we need a treasure?
Because I can't
just write a check
to start "Stegosaurus Junction."
But when our package back
there helps us find the treasure,
money won't be a
problem ever again.
And then,
we'll bring down Jurassic World forever.
You mean financially,
right? Financially?
Oh, oh yes,
of course that's what I mean.
[SLURPS, THEN CACKLES]
Stegosaurus Junction is the worst name yet,
mate.
DANNY: Don't look at
me. Allison thought of it.
ALLISON: Hey.
[♪♪♪]