Lego Friends (2014–…): Season 3, Episode 3 - The Grateful Dud - full transcript

[♪♪♪]

[BARKING]

♪ Me and my best friends
Forever till the end♪

♪ Me
And my best girlfriends♪

♪ Me and my best friends♪

♪ Forever till the end♪

♪ Me
And my best girlfriends♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Let's be friends♪

♪ B-F-F♪



[♪♪♪]

Heartlake Veterinary Clinic.

Well, today's super-busy,

but I'm sure Dr. Sophie
can see you tomorrow.

Oh, your parrot
is insisting on today?

Hmm...
could he do 4:00?

Well, could you ask him?
I'll hold.

Great. See you at four.

MIA:
Hey, peeps.
How'd the checkups go?

Great.
Perfect.

My wittle bun-bun wasn't scared
a bit. Was you, bun-bun?

Yes, you were.
Yes, you were.

How about Stephanie
and Andrea?

How long will they
be speaking like that?



It usually wears off
in about an hour.

Emma, you're next.

[PARROT SCREECHES
THEN SQUAWKS]

Mia? You're working here
on Saturdays too?

Yeah. It's just temporary.

I'm trying to earn
a little extra money

to buy Bella a new saddle.

Huh, sounds good.

Okay, meet you guys later
at Cupcake Heaven.

See you there.
Bye.

It's a calamity.
A disaster.

An earth-shattering
emergency.

What is it? What's wrong?

I think he's sad.
[WHIMPERING]

Sad?

Yeah. You know, moody.

Uh, well...

Dr. Sophie is with a patient
right now,

but if you'll just sign in
and have a seat...

No, no. No, no, no.

You don't understand.
Tell the doctor

we need to see her right now.
Here. Here's money.

Really, that's not necessary,
Miss...

Let me look at him.

[WHIMPERING]

Ah, here's the problem.

He has a thorn in his paw.

Just give me a second.

There. All better.

[BARKING]

[LAUGHING]

[SIGHS]
Oh.

You cured Pickles.

You're a saint.

Thanks, but really, I just--

This girl is a saint!

I love this girl!

[VASE BREAKS]

What was all that noise?

Uh...
I'm not sure.

A human hurricane?

[♪♪♪]

MIA:
Wow. Your new traveling
vet clinic

is bigger than my house.

Well, it's just about
the right size

for house calls
to our larger patients.

And...
here's our first stop.

MIA:
Belle Fontaine
Country Club and Riding Academy.

Whoa, you know
I've heard of this place.

I think they charge
just for saying the name.

Are you a member?

[CHUCKLES]
No.

It's far too rich
for my blood.

But they have me drop by
every week or so

to do checkups
on their horses.

We were certainly surprised
when you decided

to buy the Belle Fontaine Club,
Mayor Boutaire.

Hey, if my little princess
wants to join

a ritzy riding club,

I gotta buy her one, right?

Thank you, Daddy.

And if she likes horses,
she gets horses.

[SNIFFS]
Whoa. What is that smell?

Uh, horses, Mr. Mayor.

Ooh, el stinko. Heh.

Who let them in?

[♪♪♪]

Well, Spice checks out fine.

Next patient.

[FIONA SCREAMS]

Pickles!

[NEIGHING]

[MIA GRUNTS]

Back. Back!

[NEIGHING]

Oh. Pickles. Oh, Pickles.

[NEIGHING]

Easy, girl.
Easy now.

[SNORTING]

[NEIGHS]
[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]
Great.

[NEIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[MIA GRUNTING]

[MIA GRUNTS
AND HORSE NEIGHS]

That's it. Easy.

Easy. Good girl.

Okay, time to go home.

[ALL CHEERING]

Yeah! Ha, ha!
Did you see that?

She saved Pickles again.

And my horse.

Oh. This girl is my idol!

Did I just hear
my rib crack?

[COUGHING]

Did you see?

Did you all see what happened?
Did you see that?

She was like--
Like Sir Lancelot.

Like my-
My hero, my...

That was some fancy riding.

Ever done any teaching?

Yeah. Just a little,
in summer camp.

But it was awesome.

I really like teaching kids
to work with horses.

Well, maybe we can do something
about that.

It just so happens
the club is looking for someone

to help teach riding.

Interested?

Me? Seriously?

It'll just be
on a trial basis now,

but if you do well

it could turn into steady
after-school work.

What do you say?

[♪♪♪]

EMMA:
Wow, working with horses?

That's like your dream.

At the end of the course,

I put on a show
with my students,

so their parents can see
what they've learned.

If I do a good job on the show,
I'm in.

[♪♪♪]

Mia!
Oh, my hero!

I love, love,
love this girl!

ALL: Ha-ha-ha.
Guess who.

And she's heading this way.

[GRUNTS]
Shove over, Goldilocks.

[GRUNTS]
You too, Curly Girly.

Make way for the president
of Mia's fan club.

Everyone, this is Fiona.

Hey, guys.

Hi.
I'm Emma.

Goldilocks?

[MUNCHING]

Here,
have some Soup-On-A-Stick.

It'll put hair
on your chest.

Just what every girl wants.

My dad makes them,
so I got lots.

You like borscht?

Here.
This is either chicken noodle

or cream
of something yellow.

[LAUGHS]
I don't know.

But it tastes delicious.

[♪♪♪]

Who was that?
She's in my art class.

Her dad invented
that Soup-On-A-Stick stuff,

and it's everywhere,
so they're super-rich.

I helped her dog
a couple of times.

She comes on kind of strong,
I know,

but she means well,

in a pushy,
hard-to-take way.

You got that right.

Eh, I'm not worried.

Look, she can't stay grateful
forever.

[♪♪♪]

Now,

which side do we mount from?

ALL:
The left.

[CHUCKLES]
Correct.

[GRUNTS]

Step away from the hero,
kids.

I need some shots
for my scrapbook.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

Fiona, maybe later.

Smile, Mia.

You too, horse.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
THEN HORSE NEIGHS]

[MIA SCREAMING]

[ALL GRUNTING]

FIONA:
Hey, where'd you go?

Oh, my gosh!

Ooh. My bad. Sorry.

[♪♪♪]

And as the very best buds
of the club's

fabulous new riding teacher,

you're all getting
free tickets

to the Belle Fontaine
Fall Ball.

GIRL:
What'll I wear?

Wow. That's only
the most trendy, exclusive,

fashionable dance
of the whole season.

Did I mention trendy?

Everyone wears fall colors.

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

There's my hero.

Garçon, your finest cupcakes
for Mia.

Garçon means boy.

Whatever. It's on me.

[ALL GASP]

No. Actually, it's on us.

Uh, I'll be right back.

Hey, Martin.
Mia.

I hear you're teaching riding
at Belle Fontaine.

That's so cool.

Isn't it?

Uh, say,
speaking of Belle Fontaine,

the club's throwing
a little dance.

Would you maybe
be interested in...?

I mean, if you're not
doing anything, that is.

Well, normally I don't dance,
but...

Who cares?

You gonna take her or not?

How can you say no
to this face?

Fiona.

Um, well...

Read my lips.

She's available.

I... Uh...

I gotta go slop the hogs.

Loser!

Fiona!

[CRIES]

[♪♪♪]

MIA:
Sit up tall.

Yeah, now you've got it.

It's like a dance,
but with horses.

[HORN HONKING]

Hey, snack time, kids.

Borscht on a branch,
come and get it.

Mia first.

Uh, thanks so much, Fiona.

I'm sure we'll enjoy it,

just as soon as class
is over.

Oh, sure. Okay.

[LAUGHS]
Don't need to tell me twice.

ALL: Aah!
Fiona!

Uh-oh.

My bad. Again.

Look, Fiona.

All this gratitude, it's...

it's too much, really.

Please,
can't you just let it go?

Sorry, Mia,

but my family
always repays its debts.

So like it or not,
I'm grateful.

And I'm staying that way.

[GROANS]

[♪♪♪]

And she said
she won't leave my side

until her debt is repaid.

In other words, never.

[GROANS]
What do I do?

I don't wanna hurt
her feelings,

and I know she means well,
but she's ruining my life.

Wait a minute.

Ooh, this is always
my favorite part.

Fiona said she'd be grateful
until the debt is repaid, right?

Right. So?

So the way to put an end
to this

is we arrange for her
to save you.

Huh?
Don't you see?

If she saves you,

the score will be even,

so she'll have to stop
being grateful.

That is brilliant.

Devious, sneaky
and brilliant.

But how?

Ah, here we go.

Life-saving techniques.

Oh, there's one.

"Pouring vinegar
on a jellyfish sting."

Emma, where are we gonna get
a jellyfish?

I didn't say it'd be easy.

No, look. This one.
It's perfect.

Good one.
MIA: Stellar.

But how do we know

Fiona will be
where we need her to be?

Oh, I know.

She walks her dog every day
at three.

I just have to make
a few small signs.

Great. Now all we need
is a carrot,

a rabbit
and a talented actress.

OLIVIA:
Target's in sight.

Phase one is a go.

Huh?
I don't remember these.

Phase two.

Go, Daisy. Run to Steph.

[PICKLES BARKING
THEN FIONA GRUNTING]

Pickles. Ugh.
Pickles, stop!

MIA:
...to a side
and then use your leg

to help your pony think

about bending around
that side of...

[CHUCKLES]
Good girl, Daisy.

Mia, phase three.

[PICKLES BARKING
AND FIONA GRUNTING]

[CHOKING]

[GASPS]
Oh no!

Mia is choking on a carrot.

Ç'est tragique.

Someone help!

I'm coming, Mia.

I'll save you.

[GRUNTING]

Okay, stop.

You saved me.

[CHOKING]

Oh, no.
She swallowed my carrot!

[CHOKING]

[GRUNTING]

[COUGHING]

Mia.

You saved me.
Again.

I'm so grateful!

It's not all bad, Mia.

I mean,
you'll have soup for life.

The worst part is that
my class's show is coming up,

and I really want it to go well
so I can keep teaching.

But everywhere I look there's
Fiona, messing things up.

Listen, if you can't tell her
to back off, then we will.

Yeah.
We'll just let her know

she's a big loud pain
and a walking disaster area,

and you don't want her
in your life. Period.

No, no, no. Don't, guys.

Please don't.

Seriously,

you've got to promise me
you won't say anything.

Oh, all right.

All right.
Whatever.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, girls. Could one of you
return this change purse

to Fiona?

She just left it
at her table.

She was here?

You think she heard us?

[♪♪♪]

[HORSE NEIGHS]

You don't mind me
hanging with you, huh, boy?

[SIGHS]
Guess you're the only one.

MIA:
That's not so, Fiona.

Look,
I know you heard us talking,

and I wanted to explain.

No need.

Face it, you're right.

I'm a bigmouth,
and I know it.

That's not so.
You're just...

Oh, don't bother.

My whole life,
people have laughed at me

because I'm pushy and loud.

Somehow I thought...

I thought
you were different.

I am, Fiona, honest.

So are my friends.

Please,
just give us another chance.

I'm over it.

But you don't need to worry,

my grateful days are done.

I won't pester you any more.

You're not a pest.

And I really do
wanna be friends.

I know. Why don't you come
to the Fall Ball with us

on Saturday?
It'll be lots of fun.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

I don't do dances.

Major humiliation
opportunity.

I talk wrong, I act wrong.

I can't dance.

Forget it. No way.

Mia, I say this
with the greatest of respect,

but are you wacko?

You want us
to polish up Fiona?

In one day?

Please. It's worth a try.

I finally got her to agree
to give it a shot.

Argh. Couldn't we start
by climbing Mount Everest

and work up to Fiona?

Come on.
I just know we can do this.

If we all work together.

Back, side, together.

Forward, side, together.

Back, side-
Ow!

[GULPS]
Sorry, again.

Okay, that's both my feet.

I've got none left,
so it's your turn, Emma.

Um, maybe we could learn
a less painful dance?

Oh, forget it.

It's no use.

I'm never gonna be
Light-Footed Lucy.

I got two left feet
and I'm sweating like a pig.

Move your bumper, Steph.

[GROANS]

That's another thing, Fiona.

If you want more friends,

you've got to stop
ordering people around.

Say, "Do you mind
if I take a seat?"

Without yelling.

And try to be less gross.

Look at me, I never sweat.

I glow.

Oh, get real.

Who talks like that?

ALL:
We do.

It's just good manners,
Fiona.

All we're saying
is that you need to come on

a little less strong.

Here's the rule.
Whatever's the first thing

to come into your head,
don't say it.

[SIGHS]
Okay, Emma.

Know any dances
where I can't maim anybody?

Welcome to the Fall Ball.

Oh, no tie?
Heh, no problemo.

I'll rent you Snivel's.

Eighty-nine cents,
or two for a buck.

[SHRIEKS THEN GRUNTS]

Snivel, give him change.

Eh, well, uh...

[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

Back, side, together, forward.
Right, two, three, left.

Side, together, back, side.
Three, left, two, three.

Right, side, together--
Right, two, three--

[SIGHS]
All this dancing
really makes me sweat--

Uh...
Mm...

Glow.

Hey, hey, hey.

How about
we slug down some...

Um, care to join me
in a refreshing beverage?

Ladies and gentlemen

of the Belle Fontaine
Riding Club.

Time now
for our special treat.

In the Boutaire Arena,

the junior equestrian class
presents

Prancing Ponies De Paree
Ha, ha!

[♪♪♪]

Showtime.

Cross your fingers.

[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]

Adorable! Ha-ha-ha!

Now, don't forget to sign up
the kiddies

for next years expensive-
Heh, heh.

Extensive riding classes

with our own miss Mia.

[FEEDBACK ON SPEAKERS]

[HORSES NEIGHING
AND KIDS SCREAMING]

GIRL:
Help!

WOMAN:
Lily!

MAN:
Oh, my goodness!

Okay, Fiona, no yelling.

Come on, come on,
don't be bossy.

No, heck with it!

Mia, get us some helmets.

Girls, follow me.

Go, go, go!

[♪♪♪]

Emma, you go after
that little kid, Doug.

Mia, get Michelle.

Andrea, you catch Lily.

I'll stop Gunther.

Stephanie, Olivia,
you take Karen.

Move, move, move!

[♪♪♪]

Yeah!

[NEIGHING]

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN:
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Folks, I hope you noticed

that every one
of those youngsters

managed to stay
on their ponies. Ha-ha-ha.

Thanks to our own Mia's
top-notch teaching skills,

available exclusively
at Boutaire's Belle Fontaine.

[ALL CHEERING]

And please don't forget
the biggest hero of all, Fiona.

With her quick thinking
and decisiveness,

she took command
when it was needed.

[ALL CHEERING]

Heh. Well, I guess
sometimes loud and bossy works.

Bigtime.
Looks like we were wrong.

The very best thing
you can ever be is yourself.

[CHEERING
AND INDISTINCT CHATTER]

And now that you're
the big hero,

you'd better learn how to deal
with a lot of gratitude.

[ALL LAUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

♪ Me and my best friends
Forever till the end♪

♪ Me
And my best girlfriends♪

♪ Me and my best friends
Forever till the end♪

♪ Me
And my best girlfriends♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Let's be friends♪

♪ B-F-F♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Let's be friends♪

♪ B-F-F♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh
Let's be friends♪

♪ B-F-F♪