Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 4, Episode 9 - Wines and Misdemeanors - full transcript

(MAN WHlSTLES)

Okay, Mrs. Finnegan.

The Sudoku tournament is
in the Windsor Ballroom,

which is right over here.

Will I make it?

Oh, I sure hope so.
It's in 35 minutes.

(CELL PHONE RlNGS)

Twenty bucks says she
misses the first round.

This is Mike. What's up?

Hey, you.
Hey.

Early birthday presents?



Just a little shopping
in between shifts.

Oh, you finally found a pair of shoes
in Nevada you don't already own, huh?

What do we have here?
The Frisky Ferret?

Uh-huh. Thought we could
try it later on on my...

Stiff neck?

Exactly. And maybe on your...

Hey. What you got
in the bag, Delinda?

Girl stuff.

Oh. Uh...

Listen, we need to head down
to the wine cellar.

There's a little situation.

Okay.

We pulled out the old
storage unit and found a door.

Yeah. Looks like
somebody's secret stash.



The palettes are
labeled "Mancuso."

Monica's private stash? Nice!

Yeah, but it's not even
the good stuff.

Look at this. We got, like,
wine coolers, cheap whiskey...

You ever tried that one?

Oh, yeah. High school.

I think this stuff actually
doubles as drain cleaner.

We're probably gonna need
another day to finish up here.

We'll have to push back
that opening.

Oh, Ed's not going to
be happy about that.

He's got that billionaire Chen
coming in for the auction.

He's supposed to be
a huge wine freak.

Hey, check out this label.

No!

Oh!

What sort of moron throws
a bottle of wine like that?

Well, who screams like
a little girl like that?

This is Phillip Corbin.

He's our new sommelier.

ED: Mr. Corbin here has won the James
Beard Award for the last five years.

Every restaurant in New York,
as well as all of Europe, wanted him,

but he decided to come
to the Montecito.

Which I'm already
beginning to regret.

This, Phillip, is Danny.

Head of...

That was a 1978 Domaine
de Vautour Montrachet.

What? What, what, what?
It's a bottle of wine. My bad.

I mean, how much can that cost, really?
50? 100, maybe?

$30,000.

I mean, if you can
find a bottle.

Glad I didn't throw it.

I'll call maintenance and
make sure they clean this all up.

You're about that close to
calling the unemployment office.

And I'm not cleaning
all that up.

Because I'm saving
this label.

Because thanks to you,
that might be as close as I ever get

to trying a $30,000
bottle of wine.

You find that humorous?

Mmm-mmm. No.

Actually, that must have
been an extra bottle.

There are still two cases
of the Vautour here.

That's $600,000.

More!

This is an incredibly rare,
much sought-after Montrachet.

Tight, surprisingly
youthful,

with a lush body and a faint
nutty flavor at the front of the mouth.

Do you drink it
or date it?

Would you shut up?

I guess Monica had no idea
what she had down here.

Actually, if you're trying
to raise the profile of the Montecito

with high-end clientele
like Larry Chen...

Yeah?

...adding this wine to your
auction would definitely generate

the kind of publicity
you're looking for.

Yeah. That's good.

PHlLLlP: Yeah.

And there's enough for you to maybe
take a couple of bottles for yourself.

Actually, Danny, the value
goes down when you break up the case.

Therefore, I'll have to
make do with this label, Danny.

Thank you very much.

Now, I want you to get
two guys and post them out there

till we get surveillance
cameras in here.

Which is something
you should have done.

Okay. Got it.

MlKE: It's a pleasure to meet you,
Phillip. Your reputation precedes you.

I'm a bit of an
oenophile myself.

Oenophile?

I'm sorry, Danny.
That means lover of wine.

I know what it means.
It's just a stupid sounding word.

Nice catch.

$30,000 for a bottle of wine?

I don't get it.

I mean, I've had
expensive wine.

It's not like you can
really tell the difference.

It's not your thing.
You're a beer guy.

But I'm sure Daddy wasn't
as mad as you think.

You know that look he gets when he wants
to tear you apart with his bare hands?

I wish that he'd given me that look.
This was worse.

And what is with
this Phillip guy?

Who calls themselves Phillip?

"Hello, Phillip." "Phillip."
Why not just Phil?

I think I know what would
ease all this tension.

What?

Oh!
Oh.

I'll see you at home.

Okay, I'll finish my rounds
and I'll meet you there.

Hello.

Isn't that great?
What?

Those two elderly gentlemen.

They just tipped
their hats to me.

Why can't younger men
be more like that?

If I was rocking my lid,
I'd tip it.

I was taught it's not polite
to wear hats indoors.

Oh, I don't mean
you or Danny.

You two, you're different
than most guys.

It seems like there's an inverse
ratio of age to chivalry in most men.

I've actually had three seniors
get down on one knee and propose to me

since the retirees'
convention began.

Were they able
to get up again?

Older men know how to make
a woman feel special.

And I can see why so many younger
women end up with much older guys.

Yeah, huge bank accounts and
shorter life expectancies.

Ah.
Kidding.

No problem, Don.
Consider it done.

What happened to your lip?

I was tasting champagne
with my whale, Garth,

and he popped me in the
face with the cork. Ouch!

For two million in play, he can hit
me over the head with it if he wants to.

Hey, listen. Don Dimmick
has a problem down at the pool.

I got seven whales
looking for me.

No can do.
He's at Bella Petto.

Like I said, I'm busy, but maybe I can take
a couple minutes to help a sister out.

Look, I'm not the type of guy
who takes offense easily,

but I can't enjoy myself with
that woman sitting in front of me.

Either she goes
or I'm checking out.

How about I set you up in
that cabana away from her? No charge.

Uh-uh.

(LAUGHlNG)

This is my lucky spot.

Excuse me, miss.

Hello!

Okay!

I just want to let you know
that we appreciate your business.

And the Montecito
would like to offer you

your own private cabana
for use during your stay.

It's right over there
in that far corner.

Thank you very much.
I would love to.

Oh, great.
It's right over there.

What a nice young man!

Well, thank you.

You remind me of my sons.
I have five.

That many?

MlKE: I never would
have guessed.

Baby, I'm home.

Sorry I'm late, I had to 86
a couple of card cheats.

But I'm here now.

I made a reservation,
you gotta come.

Wait. What the... Where's the
Frisky Ferret? I thought we were...

Oh, honey, I already did.

What? You were late!
Let's go. I'm starving.

I have $750,000.
Do I hear 800,000?

800,000 for two cases of
1978 Domaine de Vautour Montrachet?

800,000 from Mr. Chen.
Thank you, Mr. Chen.

(lNAUDlBLE)

AUCTlONEER: Do I hear 850?

Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Silvano.

How are you?
Nice that you could make it.

Let me introduce you...

(SPEAKlNG lTALlAN)

Sounds like a double-kiss.

I haven't seen
the two of you...

Ass.

...since the brunello tasting
at Castello Banfi...

I like him.

He recommended a wine to
me earlier that was better than sex.

I gotta go. Let me
know how it goes.

What do you mean, better than sex?
Better than sex with who?

It's just an expression, Danny.

Looking good, Mike!

Wow, she looked happy.
Must've been quite a night.

Yeah, I wouldn't know.
She played by herself.

AUCTlONEER: I have 900,000.

Without you?

You know, with her
little Frisky Ferret.

Oh.

You gotta be careful
with that.

Why?

Forget it.
It's none of my business.

I've already heard
more than I need to know.

No, no. Say it.

All I'm saying is the
mule used to plow the field,

but then the tractor came in
and they put the mule out to pasture.

That's not gonna happen, Mike.

I have $950,000.

Yeah. Forget it.
I'm sure you got nothing to worry about.

I don't.

I'm gonna head up to the front.
I have no worries.

$1 million!

Going once...

Going twice...

Sold to Mr. Chen
for $1 million!

Mr. Chen. Congratulations.

Listen, I have some journalists here.
Would you mind terribly...

Oh. Sure.

It might make a better
picture if we opened a bottle.

(PEOPLE APPLAUDlNG)
Oh! We'd be honored.

MAN: This way, please.

Mr. Deline, I'd be delighted
if you had the first taste.

Really? Wonderful.
Thank you.

Ed, the connoisseur.

(SNlFFlNG)

How much for a sip?

Wow! It's unbelievable.

(ALL EXCLAlM)

Sublime. What l
was looking for.

Exhibiting all the qualities
of a world-class Montrachet.

Cheers.
Cheers.

(CAMERAS CLlCKlNG)

This is the Vautour?

Excuse me?

It's not what I expected.

With all due respect,
Mr. Chen,

the '78 Domaine de Vautour
is an extremely rare vintage.

Have you had the pleasure
of trying it before?

No. But I've read
quite a bit about it

and I expected a hint
of baking spice.

Mmm. Reading is not
the same as tasting, Mr. Chen.

I have, on several occasions, had
the opportunity to sample the Vautour.

May l?

Mr. Chen,
let me assure you,

this is an unparalleled
Vautour.

PHlLLlP: I'd stake
my reputation on it.

I'll back him up with mine.

Of course.

We have a problem.
What?

Ed just staked his reputation
on $1 million worth of fake wine.

I just don't see how that
could possibly be, Mike. Come on.

You didn't even
taste the wine.

Don't need to.

These labels are
all wrong. See?

It looks perfect.

Too perfect. In '78, this label
would've been printed on a letter press.

There'd be a slight bleed
around the edges of the characters.

These have sharp edges.
No fuzziness.

Like they were produced
on a laser printer.

Probably recently.

So Monica got scammed?

She bought a wine that was
just made to look like the good stuff.

Mmm-hmm. Ed's whale
just paid $1 million for it.

How can a dead woman
cause so many problems?

I'll talk to Ed
and see what he wants to do.

Sure, whatever it is,
with all the publicity,

he's gonna want to keep it
on the down-low.

(PHONE RlNGS)

Mike Cannon.

Whoa... Oh, oh, oh... On it.

You know what?
Why don't I get on this wine thing,

and you handle this
situation at Bella Petto.

Apparently,
there's a disturbance...

That sounds titillating, but I know that
you're staying abreast of that situation.

You'll be fine.
Just don't let your spirits sag.

Mmm... Rich. So you know...

Yeah. I saw the whole thing
with the old lady.

Yeah, okay.

Though surveillance cameras
aren't toys, Danny!

You should be concerned
with a person's inner beauty.

...with Ed before. Trust me.

Hey, Sam.
Oh, excuse me.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Where's Delinda? My whale needs
the booth bottle service at Mystique.

I don't know where she is.
Call her. What happened?

Nothing. I got hit.

Where is she? I've been calling her.
She hasn't answered.

You know, she seems like
she's really hard to get ahold of

ever since she got
that Frisky Ferret.

She told you about that?

Of course. The Frisky Ferret
used to be my favorite till I traded up.

Traded up?

To the Angry Anaconda. Mmm.

You know what? I'm not
even worried about it.

'Cause it's not like a little sex
toy's ever gonna replace the real thing.

Oh. Okay, good.

All right. Well, you keep
telling yourself that.

(CHUCKLlNG)
I've gotta find Ed.

Oh! Great. Listen.

Could you drop this back
in his office for me?

It's his new cellar
scrapbook or something.

One of my whales wanted
to look at that Montrachet label.

This must be the label
from Ed's broken bottle.

Okay, Sherlock.
Catch you later.

I mean, you gotta do
something, Mike.

I've had four customers
walk away already.

And I can't say I blame them.

If I wanted to see
my grandma topless,

I'd go with her to
get her mammogram.

Come on. She's just one
sweet little old lady.

Actually, there are seven.

And her friends are up at the
bar every five minutes doing shots.

Shots? Wait a minute.
Did you just say friends?

Yeah.

Hi, darling. See you later.

(WOMEN LAUGHlNG)

(EXCLAlMS)

I have two pair,
and queens are high.

Mrs. Finnegan?

Oh, howdy-do!

Hi.

Hello, again.

Oh, that's okay.
Don't get up.

Oh, it is very sweet of
you to stop by and check up on us.

We're having a wonderful time.
Yes, we are.

Oh, great. That's exactly
what we want here at the Montecito.

Yeah. You know what,
ladies?

I'm going to hook you up
with a private cabana boy

to bring your cocktails
from now on.

That way you don't have to interrupt
your game to go to the bar. You just...

Oh, we don't mind.
And frankly, I could use the exercise.

Oh, I insist. I insist.

In fact, I'll send someone
over right away.

Well, if you insist...
Yes.

You know, if you're going
to go to all that trouble,

do you think you could get
us that tight-bunned little Latino boy

with the khaki shorts
and the big package?

Yes, please!
Could you?

I'll see what I can do.

(WOMEN SQUEALlNG)

This just isn't right.

I agree with Abraham Lincoln.

It's not the years in your life
that count. It's the life in your years.

But nobody wants to see
an elderly lady topless, right?

I don't know.
I saw a video once...

Just stop now, Mitch.

Hey. Would you scan
this for me?

Put it up there, please?

So that mule and
tractor business...

Mmm.

You got any personal
experience with that?

Me?
Yeah.

Oh, I don't want to brag,

but I'm like a cross between a pneumatic
drill and the Energizer Bunny. So...

(lMlTATES POPPlNG)

Did I hit a nerve
with that?

Here we go.

Check this out.
Look familiar?

Yeah. It's Mr. Chen's wine.

Wrong. Mr. Chen's wine is
still down in the cellar.

This is Ed's label
from yesterday.

Mitch, will you blow
this up, please?

Now zoom in on the "T".
Here we go. One more.

Check that out. Look at that bleed.
That baby's the real deal.

1978.
Exactly.

And the fake labels
look like this.

That's a laser printer.

Right. So the wine was swapped for the
forgery after it got into our cellar.

Not swapped. It was stolen.

Unless that was the
only authentic bottle.

What are the odds that I
grabbed the only real '78 yesterday?

Slim to none.

And slim just hopped
a bus for Bakersfield.

Bakersfield? I have a couple
of very old aunts in Bakersfield.

Thanks, Mitch.

I think you'll find that
this Cab far exceeds the Medoc

that's currently
on your wine list.

You'll immediately note those
ripe cassis flavors, and almost...

Ed? Ed.
...full-bodied palate.

Tannins are firm.
Mmm-hmm...

Strong finish of blackcurrant and...
What is it? Mint?

Exactly.

But late summer,
Mediterranean-basin mint.

With just a flourish
of hibiscus.

Exactly.

Danny, you gotta try this.

I need to talk to you.

Try it.

That's fine.

Fine? Hair is fine.
What do you mean, fine?

Wet, grapey...

Congratulations. You just
described a juice box.

But a very robust, sort of
old-winey juice box.

Okay, what's up?
What's up?

I need to talk to you.

Okay.

We just got hit
for a million.

The cages?

The wine cellar.

DANNY: All right. This is yesterday
morning after we find the wine.

The real '78 is still
in the cellar.

You just left.
There's me leaving.

See Mike and Phillip leaving.

And two security guards
like you told me to get.

Construction workers...

Wait. What about those guys?

Security checked them
every time.

What else you got?

Uh... What else?

What else, what else?

Wait a minute. I thought we said
no tours till the surveillance was in.

Looks like Sam did it anyway.

There's one tour.

There's another tour.

Same construction guys.
There's Sam giving another tour.

Wait. Hang on a second.

Look at the way this
guy's holding his arm.

Like there's a bottle
under there.

That's one bottle.
I'm looking for two cases.

Maybe he took them out
one at a time.

Couldn't have.
He was only in there once.

Well, the only other time
wine leaves the cellar

is when Phillip delivers
some up to Wolfgang's.

DANNY: Follow him.

I do. The camera's
on him the whole time.

He's the only one
who had access.

Danny, I brought the guy here.

I hired a crook?
I didn't do my homework?

What else we got?
Nothing.

MlKE: By the time it
gets to the auction,

the wine's already been
switched for the fake.

I got a good idea. Listen up.

Here's what we do. We get all of our
guests to leave their valuables at the curb.

You see, this way, we wouldn't
have to inconvenience the criminals,

so they actually have to come
into the Montecito to rip us off. No?

We're all over it.

Yeah.

Oh, boys.

Chen's played over $3.5
million in the last 18 hours.

I don't want to give him
a reason not to come back.

So I would like it if you guys
were to find out who took the stuff.

And I would like it even more if you had
it back here by the time he checks out.

Got it.
Absolutely.

Oh, one more thing.

I'm giving interviews all afternoon on
how wonderful our little auction went.

Get where I'm going?

Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.

DANNY: I'm telling you,
it's Phillip.

How else do you explain
why this so-called expert

didn't lD an obvious fake
at the auction?

Only way into the cellar
is through the door.

(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
Or the air ducts.

Bella Petto. It can wait.

And he's not a so-called
expert, Danny.

Phillip Corbin is one of
the top sommeliers in the country.

Exactly. He knows who all
the high-end collectors are.

He's in a perfect position to
broker a million dollars in hot wine.

It could be a whale.

Bid up the wine to
increase the value,

knowing the winner's
getting the fake

and then resell the good
stuff at top of market.

I'll look into Mackenzie,
then we'll check those air ducts.

(PHONE RlNGS)
All right. Mike here.

No!

I didn't know you could
do that at that age.

They're just old.
They're not dead.

They can almost do
everything we can do.

Yes, even sex.

A lot of women have sex
into their eighties.

Well, that's just
depressing, actually.

In my twenties I can
barely have sex.

I mean, I can. It's just...
It's so hard to find a decent guy.

And then you have to pretend like you want
to wait so he doesn't think you're a slut.

I never waited, and no one
ever thought I was...

Besides, you don't have to
wait till you're in a relationship.

Have you ever heard
of the Frisky Ferret?

Oh, I'm guessing
a battery-powered device.

More like a battery-powered
endless source of pleasure.

That good, huh?

Better.
Ooh!

I'll get you the catalogue.

So what's up?

Oh!

Don...

Don Dimmick says you
didn't fix the problem.

To fix the problem,
I would have to reverse

the gravitational
forces of the Earth.

What's that?

I believe it's called
water aerobics.

SAM: Go make that stop.

I've already done
everything I can think of.

MARY: Looks like
a lot of fun, huh?

Oh, no. What is she
going to do?

Oh, my goodness.

Excuse me, ladies. I hate
to interrupt your exercise, but...

What is that?

Oh! Out! Out!

SAM: I'm sorry.

(WOMEN EXCLAlMlNG)

(GASPlNG)

How disgusting.

I can't believe it.

Thank you very much, dear.

Oh, you're so welcome.

Okay. Bye-bye.

You been watching Caddyshack?

Worked, didn't it?

Hey, Sam. I need to ask
you a question. Ask away.

You took a Garth Mackenzie and his wife
on a tour of the wine cellar yesterday?

Mmm-hmm? He left with
a bottle tucked in his jacket.

Yeah. I gave it to him.
He wanted to surprise his wife

with the champagne they
drank on their first date.

Why?

Oh, nothing. Just something
we caught on surveillance.

Hey, listen. I hope I didn't
give you the wrong impression.

You know, with the whole
Frisky Ferret thing.

I'm sure that it's more
than enough for Delinda.

It is. And then some.

This access is reinforced.

No sign of tampering.

So the had to take the
wine through the door.

I have a theory.
About the wine?

Mmm-mmm. You and Delinda.

Forget it. Not a big deal.

Good. Last thing I want to do
is torpedo a man's mojo.

Because once that happens,

what was once a mighty oak
can shrink down to a withered sapling.

Where do you get your sex info?
The Farmer's Almanac?

Come on. Focus.
How did he do this

without ending up
on camera?

You still think
it was Phillip?

Yeah. I think
it was Phillip.

If I'd have stolen
the wine, Danny,

why would I come down here
to tell you it wasn't the '78?

Okay, this is awkward.

How do I know that's why
you came down here?

Listen, I know you
don't like me,

but I would appreciate it
if you would hear me out.

Fine.

I can't let Chen leave with
a wine that's not what he thinks it is.

I've staked my
reputation on it.

And so did Ed.

And eventually somebody
will tell Chen the truth.

Then why did you say it was
the wine when you knew that it wasn't?

We're trying to promote the Montecito
as a world-class oenophile destination.

How would it look if Ed had
made a mistake like that?

I had to back him up.

Besides, I didn't to
embarrass the old man.

He's got a real passion
for wine,

but his palate isn't as
educated as he thinks it is.

Okay. We've heard you out.

Wait.

Oh, no. You don't
have to apologize.

I'm not apologizing.
Turn around.

What?

What is it? Paint?

And plaster.

This is a $4,000 Brioni suit!

They painted before
the float coat was set.

And they didn't apply
a finish layer.

These guys were obviously
in some kind of a hurry.

The security was at the door.
If they carried out two cases,

our guys would
have caught it.

Or we would have seen it
on surveillance.

Unless they carried it out
one bottle at a time.

You don't carry a thermos
with you every time you come and go.

And these guys did.

Proportions look
about right.

Yeah, Tom and Jack Grabowski.
They're brothers.

No, sibling brothers.
Not "brother" brothers.

You subcontracted
to them in October.

I thought you might know
where we could find them.

DANNY: Hey, Mike.

Listen. I'll call you back.
Thanks.

My buddy at the DMV just
got a license application

from a dealership
in North Vegas.

Tom Grabowski's name on it.

Is he still at
the dealership?

No. But the new truck
he just bought has GPS.

Thought we could
track him with this.

Let's go.

(PHONE RlNGlNG)
Oh.

Bella Petto?

Taken care of.

Cathy Burson.

Hey, Cathy. What's up?

Actually it was just
a candy bar.

Legal action?

You know what?
Ed and I can handle this.

Hey, Mitch,
will you call down the Escalade for me?

MlTCH: Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, I understand.
I'll take care of it.

Mike, what the hell...

Hi.

Mrs. Gruder. Mrs. Finnegan.

It is really nice
to see you two again.

Sam, apparently Mrs. Finnegan

overheard a somewhat disturbing
conversation down at the pool.

And then Mrs. Finnegan relayed
that conversation to Mrs. Gruder,

who has some concerns.

The towel boy who fished
the floating item out of the pool...

Mmm-hmm?

...seemed to think it wasn't
waste material at all.

It was a candy bar.

What? You're kidding!
I mean... I don't even...

I don't know what
to say about that...

Right, and Mrs. Gruder
contacted legal,

because she is concerned
that perhaps someone

planted that candy bar
in the pool.

To get us to leave,

because we don't look like all
those young, silicone-filled hussies

you've got floating around
down there.

That's age discrimination.

That is. You are correct.
MlKE: Yeah.

I can certainly understand

why you would feel so
disturbed to imagine

that someone would
do something that's...

That's disgusting.

It disgusts me.

So you don't mind if we all
go back down to Bella Petto and...

Of course we don't mind.

Not at all.

In fact, I would be upset
if you didn't go back.

MlKE: (LAUGHlNG) Yeah.

Let me get that door for you.
The door! Yes.

Mike is gonna get that.

There you go.

I'll race you!

(LAUGHlNG) He's so...

He's so funny.

So, if you're looking
for something fresh

to promote at Mystique
that has the cachet of champagne,

this ros? gives you
that name recognition

with a youthful pop of color.

Mmm. I like it.

But maybe I'd better try
just a smidgen more.

Hey! What's up?
Hey.

You. Let's go. You're
coming with me and Ed.

Actually, I'm gonna
need another minute.

That wasn't a question.
Let's go.

Come on.
Excuse me.

Hey. What's up?

We're headed out
to North Vegas.

Mmm. Sorry I didn't
make it home last night.

That's okay. I kept busy.

(BLENDER WHlRRlNG)

Listen, it's my job to
keep my clients happy

and they don't want these
women at the topless pool.

We could shut down Bella Petto. What?

For a few hours.
Maybe the ladies won't come back.

I'm not asking Don Dimmick
to leave the pool!

Hey, guys.
He played half a million last night.

He deserves to rest
and look at some firm melons.

What's going on?

All right. The retirees'
convention ends tonight.

We're trying to figure out a
way to get Mrs. Gruder and her friends

out of Bella Petto
until tomorrow.

I know. It's so tough to figure it out.
Bingo or shuffleboard?

Bingo? Uh-uh.

Like I told Mary, these women
may be old, but they're still alive.

All right. So do you
have an idea?

(WOMEN EXCLAlMlNG)

This is definitely not how
I pictured spending my afternoon.

I knew Thunder From Down
Under would do the trick.

This is the best part.

(WHOOPlNG)

There is a defibrillator
in the house, right?

Thank you so much
for getting them, Mary.

(GROANlNG)

How'd you convince them
to do a private show?

They don't do a matinee so the guys just
did it as, like, a personal favor to me.

What? I'm a fan of the show.

A big tipper.

So are a couple
of these guys.

MARGlE: Oh, you are gorgeous.

I'm out.

He's threatened.

Totally.

There's two brand-new
trucks in the driveway.

My guess is they unloaded
the wine already.

Yeah. All right.
Let's go in.

Wait. Wait. Go inside?

Isn't that a little
dangerous?

Why did we bring this guy?

To lD the wine.

You think you could actually
get it right this time?

That wine we trying was
an extremely high-quality vintage.

Even the most educated, discerning,
sophisticated of palates like yours

could have been fooled.

Okay. Let's go.

He's the boss.

Not bad, huh?

I'd rather have the cash.

Come on. We had to
keep one to try it.

Besides, this hooch goes
good with the coleslaw.

Thanks.

Danny.
Hey!

What are you doing here?

You know, just kicking it.

Checking out your new grill. What'd this
thing set you back? Two, three grand?

Four, two.

Forty...

Wow. What, did you guys come
into some money recently, or...

(GRUNTlNG)

I'm telling you.
We sold the rest of the wine.

We just kept the one
bottle for ourselves.

It's empty.

All right. I'll tell you
how we'll handle this.

You take us to the guy
that, you know,

you sold the wine to and we
will use your money to buy it back.

TOM: But I don't have it all.

All right. Then I guess we'll
just let the cops take care of this.

All right! All right!
We'll work this out.

Yeah, I thought you would.

He deals the good stuff
out of the back.

Get him out of here.

Uh...

I'm looking for
a specialty item.

Fat? Midget?

Donkey?

A '78 Montrachet.

No offense, but you don't
look the kind of guy

who could appreciate
a '78 Montrachet.

Yeah, I was thinking the
same about you and deodorant.

Here's what you paid for the wine.
We'll make a little exchange.

I get the wine,
you take the money.

Problem is,
the price has gone up.

Really?

Mmm-hmm.

Here's the deal,
you give me the wine,

and I won't tear
your throat out.

Sold.

Get yourself a napkin,
will you?

Slob.

I heard you kept Phillip
from getting his ass kicked.

That mean you're
coming around?

Just doing my job.

All right. But he's not
going anywhere any time soon.

So you might as well get
used to him being here.

ED: Here we go.

Mr. Chen, it was nice
spending time with you,

and we hope to see you
here again soon.

Michael will escort you to the airport,
of course, along with your wine.

How thoughtful.
Do say goodbye to Mr. Corbin for me.

I know he meant
to see you off,

but I guess he got
held up somewhere.

I would just like to apologize
again for what happened at Bella Petto.

I've always felt that the
soul only ripens with experience.

Like fine wine.

It was a pleasure.

Mr. Deline, you've
been terribly generous.

I would like to give you
one of these.

Oh, that's just
not necessary.

I insist.

Take it.

Well, in that case, I guess, sure.
Thank you so much.

My pleasure.

Thanks. How about that.
Oh, thanks again.

Cheers.

Bye.

SAM: Thank you.
Thank you.

That was really beautiful.

I know.

Want me to hold that
for you, boss?

Some chance.

Mr. Chen! Mr. Chen! Mr. Chen!

What...

Hey! Free for lunch?

Yeah.
Good. Come with me.

I tried to stay up until you
got home last night,

but I was completely spent.

Spent?

Yeah. But I slept
really well.

So I thought we could
figure out a way to

use up all this energy.

Oh, yeah?

Mmm-hmm...

I'll be right back.

Okay.

(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)

All right. Delinda!

We need to talk about this.

You can't just get up
in the middle of...

I had spinach in my teeth.

What?

Danny, what's going on?

You didn't just suddenly develop
a phobia to oral hygiene, did you?

I just... I thought it
was the Frisky Ferret.

I thought that you
were in there.

I thought that you were
in there, you know...

Why would I do that

when I have the real thing
right here?

Because you would rather
have the tractor in your field

than the mule in your...

Mike's an idiot.

Look, I think that we have
an amazing sex life

and I don't need sex toys or
erotic accessories to make me happy.

I just need you.

I feel the exact same way,
Danny.

Good.

So if this is about
the Frisky Ferret,

Iet's just get rid of it.

We good?

Yeah.
Good.

'Cause I'd rather be
here with you like this,

than lying alone, half-undressed,
in the middle of the day,

fantasizing about you and me

doing it on a picnic bench
in the middle of the woods.

What do you mean?

You know. Bra, blouse,
nothing else.

Except my boots.
And I'm getting a few splinters,

but I kind of like it.

And any moment
we might be discovered.

It's just something that
gets me really excited.

But don't worry.
That's all over.

I'll be right back.

(ELECTRONlC BUZZlNG)

Danny!

(DELlNDA LAUGHlNG)