Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 4, Episode 14 - The Burning Bedouin - full transcript
Danny sees red when a rich Arab seeks out Delinda and attempts to make her his fourth wife. But the events surrounding his death become suspicious when firefighters find out the reasons behind his death. Ed also has problems getti...
BRAD ON RADIO :
Hey, good morning, Las Vegas.
It is 6:00 a.m. on the money
and we are letting it ride.
MISSY ON RADIO :
Rise and shine.
It's one heck of a beautiful
day out there.
BRAD : Hey, it sure is, Missy.
Not a cloud in the sky.
It's a great day to go out
if you can get outdoors.
(BACK CRACKS)
MISSY: You bet it is.
(GROANS) I guess it's
too late to call in sick, huh?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(GROANlNG) I should have done that
before the ''on-air'' light came on.
MISSY: But seriously,
it's time to wake up, Sin City,
for that cup of joe
and get on the go!
BRAD : You are with the
Brad and Missy Morning Show.
(BELL RINGING)
ANNOUNCER: And they're out
of the gates, charging ahead.
It's Salem's Lot here, followed
by Jimmy Mumbles and You Lucky Bastard!
Get up there, You Lucky Bastard!
Get up there!
He likes to move inside,
make his move in the final stretch!
Yeah?
Lucky Bastard coming up
strong on the inside,
and here they come
down the stretch.
It's Salem's Lot, Eagle's
Folly and now it's You Lucky Bastard.
There he goes!
Yes.
Go! Go, Lucky Bastard, go!
Go, go, go, Lucky Bastard!
Go! Go! Go!
Coming down to the finish,
it's You Lucky Bastard by a head!
We did it!
Congratulations.
Uh-huh. Same to you.
Nice cheering with you.
Yeah. That horse was 20-to-1.
Why'd you pick him?
It's my horse.
Wow.
GRACE: Delinda,
you have to get it.
I can't do it, Grace.
Even with your
employee discount?
I mean... Oh, gosh.
Even with that,
it's way too much.
This dress,
it was made for you.
Yes. It is a real shame
we can't be together.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Asad Samari.
Delinda Deline.
I've heard of you.
You're Sam's high roller from Qatar.
Can you put this on
my room charge, please?
I'd like to buy her
this dress.
Oh, no. Really.
I couldn't.
Right away,
Mr. Samari.
But... But it's $5,000.
The world will now be a
more beautiful place, Delinda.
And it gives me pleasure to know that
I had a little something to do with it.
Okay.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, thank God.
Hey, honey!
ED: Honey, I'm up here.
I've been laying here
for hours.
I played 36 holes yesterday.
I must've really crippled my back bad.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)
Honey?
(MUSlC STOPS)
Hi.
Oh, hi, Margo.
I thought you were Jillian.
Oh, she gave me a key. Said
she's gonna be away for the weekend.
Yeah, yeah. I know. I thought,
you know, maybe she changed her mind.
I wanted to call her,
but I can't reach that phone.
You hurt yourself?
Yeah.
So I guess you won't be needing
me to change the sheets or anything.
No, the sheets
are just fine.
Would you mind terribly
just handing me that phone?
Wish I had time
to play some golf.
I'm here six days a week. Come Sunday,
I can barely pull myself out of bed.
I'm really sorry
to hear that, Margo.
Hey, listen. Would you mind
terribly just handing me that...
(GROANS)
The phone?
The only thing I'm getting you
are some muscle relaxers.
They make you
a little constipated,
but then they knock you
on your keester.
My cousin picked them up
down in Guadalajara.
Yeah, I don't take
that kind of stuff.
What? Mexican stuff?
No, no. Drugs.
Oh, I get it.
Control issues.
You'd rather suffer
through the pain.
Yeah. Thanks.
I'll let you know if I can
find you a bullet you can bite on.
Hey.
Still on for the movie?
Of course. Wow.
Is this a new dress?
Oh, this old thing?
No. Zipper was stuck.
I don't remember
that one.
Well, you're distracted.
Surveilling and whatnot.
Can't notice everything now.
Yeah. Yeah, freeze it
there, Mitch.
Let's video lQ
this mystery woman.
Mystery solved.
That's Sara Samari.
Why does that name
sound familiar?
Asad Samari.
One of Sammy's whales.
He's supposed to be some wealthy tycoon
from somewhere in the Middle East.
Qatar. It's a small country
north of...
Please tell me Sara
is just his sister.
Wife. Actually, one of three wives.
He's got a harem.
You're kidding, right?
Nope.
That is so antiquated.
Not to mention gluttonous.
Mike, I recognize that look.
Just forget about her. Please?
I got a feeling about
this one, Danny.
This woman is
the one for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait. Stop right there.
MlTCH: On Delinda?
DANNY: Yeah.
She just told me
that dress wasn't new.
So?
So she's lying.
But it's just a dress.
Yeah, but she never lies.
She's painfully honest.
That's one of the things
I love about her.
Oh, was she honest
with you about that tie?
(SNlCKERlNG)
No, but she did
mention that belt.
The one you wear
365 days a year.
Don't be looking
at my belt, dude.
Mitch, just go to
the store, please.
MlTCH: You got it.
DANNY: That's Asad Samari
right there.
Well, well, well, well, looks
like somebody's got some competition.
DANNY: Three wives
isn't enough?
MlKE: I told you.
The guy's a glutton.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hey. If you guys are
calling me in here to tell me
that Casey Manning is flying
out next week, I already know.
Good. And Mary's the one
you should break the news to.
I don't really care.
Actually, you're here because I
want to know everything there is to know
about this Asad Samari
character.
Uh...
We want to know.
I'm sorry, we want to know.
Okay. He only plays cash,
he doesn't believe in markers.
He's rich, he's handsome.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You're leaving out the harem.
There's that.
You don't think that's
kind of a big thing?
No.
You should find
that offensive.
I don't care.
Antiquated?
Doesn't matter to me. He's treating
your gender like a bunch of cattle.
On behalf of all women,
you should think that this...
Chattel.
Chattel, not cattle.
I never got that.
Aren't they the same thing?
MlKE: Not exactly, no.
In the context you're using it,
it implies it's the same thing,
but chattel and cattle
are very different.
Why are you guys
wasting my time?
Asad bought Delinda an expensive dress.
Danny can't sleep.
Asad is married to Mike's future wife.
He couldn't sleep either.
MlKE: Not a wink.
Oh, I see.
MlKE: Thank you.
Is it Azin, Sara or Chantal
that you're into?
Sara.
Oh, she's hot.
Yes.
Hey, Danny, you know,
I mean, Delinda is with you.
Right.
I doubt that Asad buying her
expensive gifts would change that.
I don't now.
Let me get back to you on that.
(LAUGHlNG) Mike, Sara's
definitely with Asad.
I mean, unless you plan
on buying her expensive gifts,
you don't have a chance
in hell. Turn that up.
DANNY: Yeah, I saw
this last night.
This guy woke up from a 20-year
coma after falling off the stool
and banging his head
on a slot machine.
You've missed
the past 20 years,
what's it feel like
to see the year 2007?
I just feel really
lucky to be alive.
So, what are your plans now?
I have no idea.
My head is still reeling
from all this.
Live from Opal Valley Manor,
this is Kelvin Phillips.
Jeremy Shapiro's awake.
You know that guy?
(PHONE RINGING)
(VACUUM CLEANER WHlRRlNG)
(GROANlNG)
Margo?
Margo! Margo!
What's the ruckus
around here?
There was a telephone on that...
On that nightstand there.
Where is that phone?
I took it out so you
could get some rest.
You're welcome.
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
Could you get that?
Too late.
ED ON MACHINE:
You've reached the Deline's.
We're not available, but leave
a message. Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed. It's Mary.
I thought you'd be in today,
but you're not.
Anyway, I got you that
information that you asked for,
about the housekeeper
that you're looking for.
The woman you want to
hire is Susie Esparza.
The head of housekeeping
loves her.
I talked to her myself,
I really think you guys'll click.
Susie's number
is 555-0138. Bye.
(MARGO CHUCKLES)
I work my fingers
to the bone around here,
and this is what
I get in return?
Replaced?
I'd like to take one of
those pain pills now, please.
I feel weird talking
to you about this.
Who better to advise you
on Danny?
And whatever I tell you, just
do the exact opposite. You'll be great.
Okay. Well, I let this guy
buy me a dress from the boutique.
A really expensive dress.
And I lied to Danny
about it.
Okay. Which dress exactly?
The French gold number
when you walk in on the left.
Oh, I love that one.
Oh, God. I know. Me, too.
It's beautiful.
I know. I mean, who wouldn't want it?
You would've done the same thing,
right, Mare?
If there's no strings
attached, there's no harm.
You didn't have to sleep
with the guy.
Right?
No.
No.
No!
Oh, God,
no, I didn't even think about it.
I mean, even though he was
extremely charming and handsome
and he had this whole
worldly air about him.
Wait. What was the point
I was getting at?
That you're keeping the dress.
Yes.
Thanks, Mare.
You always make me feel much better.
A 7 or 11, my darling.
Give them a kiss.
MAN: Snake eyes.
Oh, I felt so lucky.
My turn.
MAN: Place your bets.
Sam.
Hi. You've met everyone here,
haven't you?
Yes. Hello. Hello.
I hope you all enjoyed
the spa this morning.
It was great.
Thank you very much
for arranging everything.
Of course.
Could I have a minute?
Well, certainly.
Please don't take offense.
Sam, what is it?
I have a situation that
requires my personal attention.
I'm gonna need
to bail on you.
Just for today.
Oh?
But don't worry.
I have everything set up for you.
If you need anything,
you call me. Anytime.
Sam, this is a very
fortuitous turn of events.
It is?
Do you believe in fate?
No.
Well, I do.
And I was going to request that you
relinquish your duties as a host to me,
and instead arrange for that
young lady there to take care of me.
Oh, Delinda?
Yes. Miss Deline and l
met this morning,
and I feel this great urge
to spend more time with her.
Mmm. I should probably tell
you she has a boyfriend.
A boyfriend
is not a husband.
No, but they do...
They live together.
But not as husband
and wife?
I see where you're
going with this.
But you have three
incredibly beautiful wives.
Isn't there some
sort of limit or...
In Qatar?
Yeah.
The limit is four.
MARGO: You're overseeing
the hiring of new housekeepers.
You see, you're completely misunderstanding
that particular message.
I like to keep
my hand in things.
Keeps people on their toes.
That is too much
to believe.
It's sort of
a management style.
Does that mean
I'm not fired?
Fired? Are you kidding me?
I mean, Jillian and l
know what kind of a, you know,
great job you do
around here. Great.
Thank you.
Would you like a glass
of water to take with your pills?
See there? That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
I mean, you're right
on the ball there.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Oops.
Somebody shoot me.
Hi.
Hi.
I need a favor.
What's up?
I need you to be Asad Samari's
casino host. At least for a day.
What?
He did buy you
that expensive dress,
so if you say no,
you'll look like a money-grubbing whore.
You know about the dress?
Everyone knows
about the dress.
Even Danny?
He's actually a little
smarter than he looks, isn't he?
I knew that would come back
to bite me in the ass.
Yeah, your ass is pretty popular
these days. So that's nice, right?
Will you do this for me?
Pretty please?
He's pissed at me.
You know what?
Since he's pissed at you,
maybe you should
pass the time by, say,
making some extra money
and filling in for me.
How much extra?
I don't know. It'd be enough
to pay Asad back for that dress
if you were stupid
enough to do it.
You got yourself a deal.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, great! Okay.
You're the best. Listen,
meet Asad at Wolfgang Puck's for lunch.
He has a table
there at 1:00.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey. How do I look?
Do I look okay?
How do you look?
Never mind.
You like someone.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
You just worry
about Asad, okay?
And I'll worry about
not liking someone.
I thought you'd
be showing up.
Excuse me, Pete.
Is he in his room?
Rehab with the
physical therapist.
THERAPlST:
You're doing great, Jeremy.
Come on, Jeremy.
Couple more reps.
Two more reps.
Yeah.
You said that five reps ago.
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah. I'm here
to see Jeremy.
JEREMY: Do I know you?
Yes. You did when I was 16.
You were 21.
My grandmother just died.
I'm pretty much on my own
from here on out.
Sorry.
So where are we going?
I'm going to Las Vegas.
Not sure where you're going.
Vegas seems like
a good place to start.
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
You remember me?
Yeah. Samantha.
Being with you is one of the
last things I can picture in my head.
You look so...
You look so different.
You're all grown up.
You, too.
You look...
You look awake.
(LAUGHlNG)
Rested.
So...
When are they gonna
let you out of here?
Why? You think maybe we
should go on another road trip?
Maybe. I don't know
if you've got plans yet.
(LAUGHlNG)
I, um...
You know, you really helped
me out once when I needed it,
and I was hoping maybe
I could return the favor.
So why didn't you tell me
you were married?
You didn't ask.
Hi, Mike. Bye, Mike.
D.
So? I'm married.
Is there a point you're making?
I just thought
we had some sparks.
Perhaps there were.
I don't want to have sparks
with a woman that's taken.
Okay. So don't.
How could you be married to
a man that's married to two other women?
This is 2007.
You're judging something you
don't know and you don't understand.
You're right. I'm sorry.
I just...
I just wish you
weren't married.
Me, too.
Asad? Hi.
I'm Delinda Deline.
Azin. So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Unfortunately, Chantal could
not be pried away from the poker table.
Sara is at the spa.
Sam made me promise to
take very good care of you.
So if there's anything that
you need, just let me know.
I see you are wearing
the dress my husband gave you?
Um... Yes. Yes.
It was made for you.
Asad was right.
Thank you.
I like to think that I have
a special gift for what women want.
What they need.
I know we haven't
even ordered yet,
but could I ask you
something personal?
Certainly.
So how does it work?
Being married to three people.
Seems like being married to
one is hard enough, but wow! Three!
I think our family finds life
more agreeable this way.
But I don't want
to speak for you, Azin.
Asad and I spend time together, alone.
We spend time apart.
Wow. And the other wives?
I mean, any...
(lMlTATES CAT SNARLlNG)
Competition?
Sara and Chantal, we are very close.
We are a family.
Just a kind of family that
you aren't familiar with.
I try never to take
any of them for granted.
They are gifts from God and
I treat them with love and respect.
That is really sweet.
Sounds downright tempting.
Good.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
Sorry I'm so late.
I didn't think we had
plans for lunch, did we?
Yeah, I just decided
to join you anyway. Oh.
So, you're trying
to steal my girlfriend.
Danny!
Delinda, no man gives
a woman an expensive gift
unless he's trying
to get in her pants.
Isn't that right, sir?
Is that how you would win
the affections of someone, Mr. McCoy?
In such a manner?
Yeah. I have done that.
Yes. But let's be honest, so have you.
My husband is
a very respectful man.
Yes, but he's not
really respecting me.
This is my girlfriend.
We live together.
And he's been, well,
he's been hitting on her.
He has made no effort to hit on me.
I am so sorry.
No, don't apologize for me.
I'm not sorry.
This man needs
to respect my turf.
Your what?
My turf.
(STAMMERlNG) You're my...
Turf, yes, I heard you.
You seem to have any turf
as I see it, my friend.
You've made no real
commitment to this woman.
You live in this gray area.
Why is that?
Danny...
I wanna smack the smug
little look off this guy's face.
Do not hit him.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Why would I hit him?
Okay.
(SCREAMS)
Danny!
DELlNDA: I'm so sorry.
I'm fine. Please.
Please, I'm fine.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with you?
When Daddy finds out you attacked a whale,
my whale, he's gonna go ballistic.
Your whale?
Since when did you become a casino host?
Oh, and by the way,
when did you start lying to me?
I'm doing Sam a favor.
I'm a good friend.
Well, you're a bad girlfriend.
Look, there is nothing
going on between me and Asad.
Okay, I admit it. I should've
told you about the dress, but...
But you never should've accepted
the dress in the first place.
But, you know, whatever.
You're not my boss,
or my father, or even my husband.
I can accept
any gift I want!
Your husband?
Okay. So now I see where this is going.
You think that you've got me
where you wanted me. Right?
What the hell are
you talking about?
I'm on to your little game,
Delinda.
Trying to make me think that
you're attracted to this guy,
Iike he's some kind of a threat,
just to get me to propose. Is that it?
Wow. You're one
arrogant bastard.
If I just wanted to get married,
I would've married Derek.
So you're saying that you
don't want to be married to me?
If that was a proposal,
it sucked.
I... Where you going?
We're not finished here.
I'm going to check on Asad. And
I wouldn't marry you if you begged me.
I... I'm not...
Hey. Come here.
ED: We're not available, but
leave a message. Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed, it's Mary.
I'm starting to get worried.
Could you call me back, please?
(VACUUM CLEANER WHlRRlNG)
I'm feeling much better.
I think I like Guatemala.
Guadalajara. See?
I told you so.
Yeah, you sure did.
You want a cup of tea?
Want me to make you something to eat?
Jillian makes me tea.
Seeing that you're
high and everything,
you mind if I ask
you a question?
No. Shoot.
You're never home.
You're a workaholic.
Your wife is always
flitting around
to her luncheons and
her frigging dog shows.
I mean, not that that's
not important. I know.
Did I miss the question?
'Cause I was really listening.
You and Jillian
aren't happy, are you?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
No. We're happy.
But you don't seem happy,
Mr. Deline.
Ed.
I love my wife, Margo.
I really do.
A lot. You know? A lot.
Very much.
Well, I guess sometimes
looks are deceiving.
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
Give me the phone.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna get the phone.
MARGO: Hello?
Hello. Who's this?
Who's this?
This is Danny McCoy.
Is Ed around?
No. He's sleeping.
He's... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. He's what?
Do I not speak clearly?
Mr. Deline is not feeling well.
He's sleeping.
At least, he's trying to.
If you people would stop
calling and waking him up.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
This is actually
my first time calling.
Could you take a message
for me, please?
Okay. Let me get a pen.
Okay, go.
Okay. When Ed wakes up,
could you please have him call me?
He has the number.
Oh, and if his daughter calls, please have
him call me first before he calls her.
That's very important.
Okay. Got it.
You have my name, right?
Hello?
Good news.
The Presidential Suite is too small
for my client and his harem,
so it's all yours.
Wow. A suite.
And this champagne...
Yeah, only the best for you. It's your
first day out. It should be special.
You know, I noticed you don't have to pull
the arm on the slot machines anymore.
No.
We should go shopping.
Buy you some new clothes.
I think Armani.
The acid wash, not so much.
Yeah, and where am I gonna
get that money from, Sam?
I mean, you know,
the champagne,
the Presidential Suite,
fancy clothes?
You don't have
to worry about that.
Yeah, I do.
I dropped out of med school
the day before I met you.
I came to Vegas with
$900 in my pocket.
Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
You have more money
than you think.
I had this dorm mate in
my sophomore year of undergrad.
This guy named Mike Dell.
So this Dell dude
lives in Vegas?
No. He lives in Austin.
But he told me about this
tech fair they're having in Vegas.
It's supposed to have
all the latest stuff.
So you're a computer guy?
You seem smart.
Like a computer guy.
Maybe I'm an idiot.
I'm not an idiot?
Do idiots buy into a company
at ground level
and watch it split more times
than a cheerleader?
You're serious?
Mmm-hmm. If there's one thing
I don't kid about, it's money.
Wow, Michael Dell.
He made something of it all, eh?
I'm amazed.
You're worth $19 million.
What? 19?
Could be more.
I haven't checked the stock lately.
Hold on.
Let me check online.
Oh, on what line?
What is that?
This is a phone.
It's digital. An lnternet provider.
So I can just link.
You wanna look at it?
Yeah!
I just want to apologize
to Asad. Is he here?
He's resting right now.
You must be Delinda.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
It's kind of cursed. You want it?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
You realize I understand what you said.
I thought Americans
only knew English.
You know, Delinda, Asad took
me shopping in Milan before he proposed.
He bought me something.
I don't remember.
Then he proposed.
You guys don't need
to worry about me.
I just met Asad today.
I knew him one week.
She knew him three days.
But I'm not even Muslim.
I'm Catholic.
Protestant.
Oh. Now I'm getting concerned.
Actually, he can have one more wife,
by the laws of Qatar.
He will ask you.
A blonde American.
We will be like that
Jell-O commercial.
(GlGGLES)
Does anyone smell smoke?
No.
(FlRE ALARM RlNGlNG)
(SlREN WAlLlNG)
MAN: It's on the 50th floor.
What's going on?
The sprinklers went off
on the 50th floor.
Holy smokes.
Check this out. Looks like
he was smoking in bed.
Probably fell asleep.
Happens all the time.
Well, I better call
housekeeping.
Hey, Ed. Mary again.
(ON PHONE) Could do me a favor
and give us a call?
We have a little problem
with one of Sam's whales.
He kind of...
He set himself on fire in bed.
So if you could call in, we'd
really appreciate it. Thank you. Bye.
I can't believe
jeans cost $250.
Yeah.
And what's with the names?
"7 For All Mankind?"
(LAUGHlNG) Civilization for...
Where's The Gap?
What happened to that?
It's still around.
There's another good stock.
Yeah.
You know, I would kiss you
right now, but... I know.
I'm a little nervous.
Really?
Yeah. A bit.
Why? I'm legal now.
Yeah, I know you're legal,
but, you know,
maybe kissing's changed since the '80s.
I'm gonna...
It's done differently.
I'm gonna humiliate myself.
Go ahead and
humiliate yourself.
Yeah?
They don't think one of
the wives killed him, do they?
No, no. It's just
standard procedure.
Hmm. What do you think?
Well, apparently, Asad was smoking
in bed, fell asleep, then... Poof!
Smoking in bed?
Yeah.
Yeah, one of the firefighters
found a cigarette butt, so...
Mitch, pull up the footage
of Asad Samari we looked at earlier.
What's this?
Homework.
Or obsession.
Depends on how you look at it.
I just wanted to size up
my competition,
so Mitch and I went through
all the footage of Asad's stay here.
I'm gonna go with obsession.
What?
Here you go.
You notice anything
interesting about Mr. Samari?
I don't know.
He's a snappy dresser?
He doesn't smoke.
Not once over his course
of three days here has he lit up.
Okay. So maybe it is
one of these three.
Or maybe it's you.
Why would it be me?
I'm not the one who assaulted
him an hour before the barbecue.
Yeah, but you're the one
who tracked his every move,
and you're also the one
who's in love with his wife.
Widow. Widow. And unlike some people,
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
(SCOFFS) Okay. Okay. Well,
if it's not me and if it's not you,
then maybe it's the one that smokes.
And she is French.
Where's Ed?
He should know about this.
He's not available.
Yeah, I'll be sure
and tell him.
Do you have any idea where
my money for this week is? No.
Your wife always leaves cash in
the kitchen drawer on top of the menus.
And it's not there.
Maybe she forgot this week.
You know, with the trip and all that.
Oh, great!
Where does that leave me?
$480 might not be
a lot to you guys,
but it's a lot
of money to me.
And my rent is due on Monday,
but I guess that's my problem.
Hey, sunshine?
Can you at least
tell me who called?
Your little golfing buddy,
Mr. Mann.
Bob Mann? Huh.
When did you get back?
And why didn't you call?
I'm still on personal leave.
Pretend like you don't see me.
And you're gonna have to take
care of Asad for a while longer.
Yeah. See, I would take care of Asad.
If he weren't dead.
What?
While you were heating
things up with the doofus
who fell off the stool
playing slots,
Asad was on fire.
The sprinklers ruined
my new dress.
Okay. First of all,
he did not fall off the stool.
The stool had a loose leg
and...
How do you know about him?
If you get to know
about the dress,
I get to know
about coma guy.
I don't like it.
Look, the point is, if you weren't
sloughing your duties off on me,
nobody would have been jealous,
nobody would've gotten punched,
and Asad probably wouldn't have felt
the need to lie down and catch fire.
Okay. All right.
Obviously I'm very upset about the
whole "engulfed in flames" situation.
But I was not sloughing off.
Coma guy...
Jeremy is a potential
high roller.
He is an untapped resource
worth millions
and I'm just trying
to secure him as a client
before another casino host
gets in there.
Ixnay on the omacay alktay.
I am all business,
all the time, and you know it.
There is no personal feelings
involved for me in anything, ever!
Amsay. Ixnay.
Why are you speaking
pig Latin?
Apcray.
(KNOCKlNG AT DOOR)
Yes?
Hi.
MARY: Is Ed home?
Who wants to know?
Me. I do.
Mary Connell.
I'm the manager
of the Montecito.
MARGO: Can the man
get no peace?
I really need
to speak with him.
We're having sort of an emergency
situation at the hotel, so...
Oh, you're the one who called earlier,
giving the 411 on the housekeeper?
Heard that, huh?
Sorry it didn't work out.
Is he home?
I'm gonna go with no.
Bitch.
Don't go. I was wrong about you, Sam.
You're not the girl
I brought to Vegas.
You're cold
and you're jaded.
I'm not. I mean, I am cold and jaded.
But I'm not.
Bye, Sam.
No!
Oh! You're about to force me
to do something no one ever sees me do.
Oh, what's that?
Be honest?
Yeah.
I was just kidding.
But clearly, you're not.
I'm sorry that I seemed
cold and jaded before.
It's what people
expect of me here.
It's why I'm a success.
It's not really who I am.
Underneath it all, I'm weak
and pathetic like everyone else.
So you heard I woke up
and you didn't see dollar signs?
That's what you
want me to believe?
I heard you woke up
and I felt
happy.
I felt love.
Love?
You rode in a car with me for 12 hours 20
years ago, and now you say you love me?
Maybe I got hit in the head, but
I'm not as brain-damaged as you think.
I've spent a lot more time
with you than you know.
Every Christmas,
every birthday.
I sat by your bedside.
I talked to you.
You're my best friend.
My only friend.
Who do you think gave you
that terrible haircut?
You can ask the nurses
if you don't believe me.
Why would you do that?
I don't know.
You know how sometimes
people say that love just is
and it's just something
that you can't explain?
That's what this is for me.
It just is.
So what you said to your friend
over there, that was just a show?
I'm kind of a hardass
around here.
For whatever reason,
it works.
But, with you, I just...
I feel...
Weak?
And pathetic?
Yeah.
Exactly.
If you were wondering
who was at the door,
it's your good friend,
Mary Connell.
O'Connell. Some chick
with big knockers.
We had a nice little chat
about you firing me.
Very enlightening.
Where'd you go?
(TOlLET FLUSHlNG)
ED: Oh, hey, don't come in.
And I'm quitting before
you can fire me.
So how do you like
them apples?
You want to get
the hell out of here?
What's with all
the hostility?
Just go. Okay? Just go,
and leave the frigging key!
Fine. Have it your way.
But you still owe me for this week.
You want to get
the hell out of here?
You might want to try
shutting the door next time.
Get out!
So, was Asad murdered
or was it an accident?
Not a clue.
My intuition's telling me
there was foul play here.
Your intuition is telling you
Asad was murdered?
I'm a double water sign,
Mike.
Which means I'm very
sensitive to negative vibes.
I soak them up
like a sponge.
And I'm totally
vibing out right now.
Yeah?
I just wish we could hear
what they were saying to each other.
MlKE: Yeah. Me, too.
Aren't there microphones
in the conference room?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
What?
What did she just say?
(SlRENS WAlLlNG)
Ed!
Ed, it's Mary!
And the police!
Are you okay?
ED: Yeah. In here.
Oh.
Ed, thank God you're here.
I'm so glad that you're...
On the toilet.
Can you... Can you
shut the door, please?
Yeah.
I don't think they can keep us here.
Nobody is under arrest.
Just sit down and pretend
that you're sad your husband is dead.
Would you both stop it?
We're supposed to get along.
Oh, shut up, Azin. I'm tired
of your holier-than-thou attitude.
If you had bothered
to check in with me,
we wouldn't be
in this position.
So you shut up.
You smothered him
with a pillow.
Which I wouldn't have bothered to do...
You're the one who killed him!
...if I had known that Sara
had been slowly poisoning him.
Asad was already dead when she put
the lit cigarette between his fingers.
Didn't you notice, Chantal?
I've always tried not
to look at Asad in bed.
Me, too.
Ugh! He was such a pig.
(GlGGLES)
Not Sara.
Stop it!
I really thought
she was the one for me.
You really know how to pick them,
don't you, Mike?
Born-again virgins, lesbians, murderers.
What's next?
You pick for me
next time, okay?
I really... I shouldn't
be allowed to choose.
You know, Sam,
I'm the one who brought you to Vegas.
Maybe I should take you
away from it.
What?
Yeah, we could go back to Austin.
Or to Silicon.
We can go anywhere you want.
It would be a new start.
Anything will be
a new start for you.
You've missed so much.
Yeah. I mean, that's true,
but...
I think that's a great idea.
You should go to Austin.
Are you trying to
get rid of me already?
(LAUGHlNG)
You're crazy.
Are you?
No. Of course not.
It's just the opposite.
I mean, you know, I'm just saying that I
know we both have these feelings, but...
You see, mine are based
on experience, you know?
I've been living for
the past 20 years.
I've done a lot.
I've seen a lot.
And you've been asleep.
I just... Yeah, well...
I mean, I just think that
I just need a little catch-up time.
That's all.
Yeah.
I think you should
do that alone.
I don't understand that.
You may decide in a year,
or two or three,
that you feel differently
about me.
And you may decide that
you want something else.
No. That's not gonna happen.
It could happen. I mean...
We should be sure.
Okay.
I mean, if that's the way
you want it.
Yes.
I'm gonna come back
for you, though.
And I'll be here.
Yeah?
If you decide you can't live another
day without me, I'll be in Austin.
Okay?
Okay.
(CRYlNG)
What's wrong?
Frigging contact.
Oh...
Hey, did you ever see that
guy that was in the coma?
The one who brought you
to Vegas?
Yeah.
Did he remember you?
Nope.
Toast from the neck up, so...
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
What's with all the French?
Hey, good morning, Las Vegas.
It is 6:00 a.m. on the money
and we are letting it ride.
MISSY ON RADIO :
Rise and shine.
It's one heck of a beautiful
day out there.
BRAD : Hey, it sure is, Missy.
Not a cloud in the sky.
It's a great day to go out
if you can get outdoors.
(BACK CRACKS)
MISSY: You bet it is.
(GROANS) I guess it's
too late to call in sick, huh?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(GROANlNG) I should have done that
before the ''on-air'' light came on.
MISSY: But seriously,
it's time to wake up, Sin City,
for that cup of joe
and get on the go!
BRAD : You are with the
Brad and Missy Morning Show.
(BELL RINGING)
ANNOUNCER: And they're out
of the gates, charging ahead.
It's Salem's Lot here, followed
by Jimmy Mumbles and You Lucky Bastard!
Get up there, You Lucky Bastard!
Get up there!
He likes to move inside,
make his move in the final stretch!
Yeah?
Lucky Bastard coming up
strong on the inside,
and here they come
down the stretch.
It's Salem's Lot, Eagle's
Folly and now it's You Lucky Bastard.
There he goes!
Yes.
Go! Go, Lucky Bastard, go!
Go, go, go, Lucky Bastard!
Go! Go! Go!
Coming down to the finish,
it's You Lucky Bastard by a head!
We did it!
Congratulations.
Uh-huh. Same to you.
Nice cheering with you.
Yeah. That horse was 20-to-1.
Why'd you pick him?
It's my horse.
Wow.
GRACE: Delinda,
you have to get it.
I can't do it, Grace.
Even with your
employee discount?
I mean... Oh, gosh.
Even with that,
it's way too much.
This dress,
it was made for you.
Yes. It is a real shame
we can't be together.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Asad Samari.
Delinda Deline.
I've heard of you.
You're Sam's high roller from Qatar.
Can you put this on
my room charge, please?
I'd like to buy her
this dress.
Oh, no. Really.
I couldn't.
Right away,
Mr. Samari.
But... But it's $5,000.
The world will now be a
more beautiful place, Delinda.
And it gives me pleasure to know that
I had a little something to do with it.
Okay.
(BOTH SCREAM)
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, thank God.
Hey, honey!
ED: Honey, I'm up here.
I've been laying here
for hours.
I played 36 holes yesterday.
I must've really crippled my back bad.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)
Honey?
(MUSlC STOPS)
Hi.
Oh, hi, Margo.
I thought you were Jillian.
Oh, she gave me a key. Said
she's gonna be away for the weekend.
Yeah, yeah. I know. I thought,
you know, maybe she changed her mind.
I wanted to call her,
but I can't reach that phone.
You hurt yourself?
Yeah.
So I guess you won't be needing
me to change the sheets or anything.
No, the sheets
are just fine.
Would you mind terribly
just handing me that phone?
Wish I had time
to play some golf.
I'm here six days a week. Come Sunday,
I can barely pull myself out of bed.
I'm really sorry
to hear that, Margo.
Hey, listen. Would you mind
terribly just handing me that...
(GROANS)
The phone?
The only thing I'm getting you
are some muscle relaxers.
They make you
a little constipated,
but then they knock you
on your keester.
My cousin picked them up
down in Guadalajara.
Yeah, I don't take
that kind of stuff.
What? Mexican stuff?
No, no. Drugs.
Oh, I get it.
Control issues.
You'd rather suffer
through the pain.
Yeah. Thanks.
I'll let you know if I can
find you a bullet you can bite on.
Hey.
Still on for the movie?
Of course. Wow.
Is this a new dress?
Oh, this old thing?
No. Zipper was stuck.
I don't remember
that one.
Well, you're distracted.
Surveilling and whatnot.
Can't notice everything now.
Yeah. Yeah, freeze it
there, Mitch.
Let's video lQ
this mystery woman.
Mystery solved.
That's Sara Samari.
Why does that name
sound familiar?
Asad Samari.
One of Sammy's whales.
He's supposed to be some wealthy tycoon
from somewhere in the Middle East.
Qatar. It's a small country
north of...
Please tell me Sara
is just his sister.
Wife. Actually, one of three wives.
He's got a harem.
You're kidding, right?
Nope.
That is so antiquated.
Not to mention gluttonous.
Mike, I recognize that look.
Just forget about her. Please?
I got a feeling about
this one, Danny.
This woman is
the one for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait. Stop right there.
MlTCH: On Delinda?
DANNY: Yeah.
She just told me
that dress wasn't new.
So?
So she's lying.
But it's just a dress.
Yeah, but she never lies.
She's painfully honest.
That's one of the things
I love about her.
Oh, was she honest
with you about that tie?
(SNlCKERlNG)
No, but she did
mention that belt.
The one you wear
365 days a year.
Don't be looking
at my belt, dude.
Mitch, just go to
the store, please.
MlTCH: You got it.
DANNY: That's Asad Samari
right there.
Well, well, well, well, looks
like somebody's got some competition.
DANNY: Three wives
isn't enough?
MlKE: I told you.
The guy's a glutton.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hey. If you guys are
calling me in here to tell me
that Casey Manning is flying
out next week, I already know.
Good. And Mary's the one
you should break the news to.
I don't really care.
Actually, you're here because I
want to know everything there is to know
about this Asad Samari
character.
Uh...
We want to know.
I'm sorry, we want to know.
Okay. He only plays cash,
he doesn't believe in markers.
He's rich, he's handsome.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You're leaving out the harem.
There's that.
You don't think that's
kind of a big thing?
No.
You should find
that offensive.
I don't care.
Antiquated?
Doesn't matter to me. He's treating
your gender like a bunch of cattle.
On behalf of all women,
you should think that this...
Chattel.
Chattel, not cattle.
I never got that.
Aren't they the same thing?
MlKE: Not exactly, no.
In the context you're using it,
it implies it's the same thing,
but chattel and cattle
are very different.
Why are you guys
wasting my time?
Asad bought Delinda an expensive dress.
Danny can't sleep.
Asad is married to Mike's future wife.
He couldn't sleep either.
MlKE: Not a wink.
Oh, I see.
MlKE: Thank you.
Is it Azin, Sara or Chantal
that you're into?
Sara.
Oh, she's hot.
Yes.
Hey, Danny, you know,
I mean, Delinda is with you.
Right.
I doubt that Asad buying her
expensive gifts would change that.
I don't now.
Let me get back to you on that.
(LAUGHlNG) Mike, Sara's
definitely with Asad.
I mean, unless you plan
on buying her expensive gifts,
you don't have a chance
in hell. Turn that up.
DANNY: Yeah, I saw
this last night.
This guy woke up from a 20-year
coma after falling off the stool
and banging his head
on a slot machine.
You've missed
the past 20 years,
what's it feel like
to see the year 2007?
I just feel really
lucky to be alive.
So, what are your plans now?
I have no idea.
My head is still reeling
from all this.
Live from Opal Valley Manor,
this is Kelvin Phillips.
Jeremy Shapiro's awake.
You know that guy?
(PHONE RINGING)
(VACUUM CLEANER WHlRRlNG)
(GROANlNG)
Margo?
Margo! Margo!
What's the ruckus
around here?
There was a telephone on that...
On that nightstand there.
Where is that phone?
I took it out so you
could get some rest.
You're welcome.
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
Could you get that?
Too late.
ED ON MACHINE:
You've reached the Deline's.
We're not available, but leave
a message. Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed. It's Mary.
I thought you'd be in today,
but you're not.
Anyway, I got you that
information that you asked for,
about the housekeeper
that you're looking for.
The woman you want to
hire is Susie Esparza.
The head of housekeeping
loves her.
I talked to her myself,
I really think you guys'll click.
Susie's number
is 555-0138. Bye.
(MARGO CHUCKLES)
I work my fingers
to the bone around here,
and this is what
I get in return?
Replaced?
I'd like to take one of
those pain pills now, please.
I feel weird talking
to you about this.
Who better to advise you
on Danny?
And whatever I tell you, just
do the exact opposite. You'll be great.
Okay. Well, I let this guy
buy me a dress from the boutique.
A really expensive dress.
And I lied to Danny
about it.
Okay. Which dress exactly?
The French gold number
when you walk in on the left.
Oh, I love that one.
Oh, God. I know. Me, too.
It's beautiful.
I know. I mean, who wouldn't want it?
You would've done the same thing,
right, Mare?
If there's no strings
attached, there's no harm.
You didn't have to sleep
with the guy.
Right?
No.
No.
No!
Oh, God,
no, I didn't even think about it.
I mean, even though he was
extremely charming and handsome
and he had this whole
worldly air about him.
Wait. What was the point
I was getting at?
That you're keeping the dress.
Yes.
Thanks, Mare.
You always make me feel much better.
A 7 or 11, my darling.
Give them a kiss.
MAN: Snake eyes.
Oh, I felt so lucky.
My turn.
MAN: Place your bets.
Sam.
Hi. You've met everyone here,
haven't you?
Yes. Hello. Hello.
I hope you all enjoyed
the spa this morning.
It was great.
Thank you very much
for arranging everything.
Of course.
Could I have a minute?
Well, certainly.
Please don't take offense.
Sam, what is it?
I have a situation that
requires my personal attention.
I'm gonna need
to bail on you.
Just for today.
Oh?
But don't worry.
I have everything set up for you.
If you need anything,
you call me. Anytime.
Sam, this is a very
fortuitous turn of events.
It is?
Do you believe in fate?
No.
Well, I do.
And I was going to request that you
relinquish your duties as a host to me,
and instead arrange for that
young lady there to take care of me.
Oh, Delinda?
Yes. Miss Deline and l
met this morning,
and I feel this great urge
to spend more time with her.
Mmm. I should probably tell
you she has a boyfriend.
A boyfriend
is not a husband.
No, but they do...
They live together.
But not as husband
and wife?
I see where you're
going with this.
But you have three
incredibly beautiful wives.
Isn't there some
sort of limit or...
In Qatar?
Yeah.
The limit is four.
MARGO: You're overseeing
the hiring of new housekeepers.
You see, you're completely misunderstanding
that particular message.
I like to keep
my hand in things.
Keeps people on their toes.
That is too much
to believe.
It's sort of
a management style.
Does that mean
I'm not fired?
Fired? Are you kidding me?
I mean, Jillian and l
know what kind of a, you know,
great job you do
around here. Great.
Thank you.
Would you like a glass
of water to take with your pills?
See there? That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
I mean, you're right
on the ball there.
(GLASS SHATTERS)
Oops.
Somebody shoot me.
Hi.
Hi.
I need a favor.
What's up?
I need you to be Asad Samari's
casino host. At least for a day.
What?
He did buy you
that expensive dress,
so if you say no,
you'll look like a money-grubbing whore.
You know about the dress?
Everyone knows
about the dress.
Even Danny?
He's actually a little
smarter than he looks, isn't he?
I knew that would come back
to bite me in the ass.
Yeah, your ass is pretty popular
these days. So that's nice, right?
Will you do this for me?
Pretty please?
He's pissed at me.
You know what?
Since he's pissed at you,
maybe you should
pass the time by, say,
making some extra money
and filling in for me.
How much extra?
I don't know. It'd be enough
to pay Asad back for that dress
if you were stupid
enough to do it.
You got yourself a deal.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, great! Okay.
You're the best. Listen,
meet Asad at Wolfgang Puck's for lunch.
He has a table
there at 1:00.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey. How do I look?
Do I look okay?
How do you look?
Never mind.
You like someone.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
You just worry
about Asad, okay?
And I'll worry about
not liking someone.
I thought you'd
be showing up.
Excuse me, Pete.
Is he in his room?
Rehab with the
physical therapist.
THERAPlST:
You're doing great, Jeremy.
Come on, Jeremy.
Couple more reps.
Two more reps.
Yeah.
You said that five reps ago.
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah. I'm here
to see Jeremy.
JEREMY: Do I know you?
Yes. You did when I was 16.
You were 21.
My grandmother just died.
I'm pretty much on my own
from here on out.
Sorry.
So where are we going?
I'm going to Las Vegas.
Not sure where you're going.
Vegas seems like
a good place to start.
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
You remember me?
Yeah. Samantha.
Being with you is one of the
last things I can picture in my head.
You look so...
You look so different.
You're all grown up.
You, too.
You look...
You look awake.
(LAUGHlNG)
Rested.
So...
When are they gonna
let you out of here?
Why? You think maybe we
should go on another road trip?
Maybe. I don't know
if you've got plans yet.
(LAUGHlNG)
I, um...
You know, you really helped
me out once when I needed it,
and I was hoping maybe
I could return the favor.
So why didn't you tell me
you were married?
You didn't ask.
Hi, Mike. Bye, Mike.
D.
So? I'm married.
Is there a point you're making?
I just thought
we had some sparks.
Perhaps there were.
I don't want to have sparks
with a woman that's taken.
Okay. So don't.
How could you be married to
a man that's married to two other women?
This is 2007.
You're judging something you
don't know and you don't understand.
You're right. I'm sorry.
I just...
I just wish you
weren't married.
Me, too.
Asad? Hi.
I'm Delinda Deline.
Azin. So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Unfortunately, Chantal could
not be pried away from the poker table.
Sara is at the spa.
Sam made me promise to
take very good care of you.
So if there's anything that
you need, just let me know.
I see you are wearing
the dress my husband gave you?
Um... Yes. Yes.
It was made for you.
Asad was right.
Thank you.
I like to think that I have
a special gift for what women want.
What they need.
I know we haven't
even ordered yet,
but could I ask you
something personal?
Certainly.
So how does it work?
Being married to three people.
Seems like being married to
one is hard enough, but wow! Three!
I think our family finds life
more agreeable this way.
But I don't want
to speak for you, Azin.
Asad and I spend time together, alone.
We spend time apart.
Wow. And the other wives?
I mean, any...
(lMlTATES CAT SNARLlNG)
Competition?
Sara and Chantal, we are very close.
We are a family.
Just a kind of family that
you aren't familiar with.
I try never to take
any of them for granted.
They are gifts from God and
I treat them with love and respect.
That is really sweet.
Sounds downright tempting.
Good.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
Sorry I'm so late.
I didn't think we had
plans for lunch, did we?
Yeah, I just decided
to join you anyway. Oh.
So, you're trying
to steal my girlfriend.
Danny!
Delinda, no man gives
a woman an expensive gift
unless he's trying
to get in her pants.
Isn't that right, sir?
Is that how you would win
the affections of someone, Mr. McCoy?
In such a manner?
Yeah. I have done that.
Yes. But let's be honest, so have you.
My husband is
a very respectful man.
Yes, but he's not
really respecting me.
This is my girlfriend.
We live together.
And he's been, well,
he's been hitting on her.
He has made no effort to hit on me.
I am so sorry.
No, don't apologize for me.
I'm not sorry.
This man needs
to respect my turf.
Your what?
My turf.
(STAMMERlNG) You're my...
Turf, yes, I heard you.
You seem to have any turf
as I see it, my friend.
You've made no real
commitment to this woman.
You live in this gray area.
Why is that?
Danny...
I wanna smack the smug
little look off this guy's face.
Do not hit him.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Why would I hit him?
Okay.
(SCREAMS)
Danny!
DELlNDA: I'm so sorry.
I'm fine. Please.
Please, I'm fine.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with you?
When Daddy finds out you attacked a whale,
my whale, he's gonna go ballistic.
Your whale?
Since when did you become a casino host?
Oh, and by the way,
when did you start lying to me?
I'm doing Sam a favor.
I'm a good friend.
Well, you're a bad girlfriend.
Look, there is nothing
going on between me and Asad.
Okay, I admit it. I should've
told you about the dress, but...
But you never should've accepted
the dress in the first place.
But, you know, whatever.
You're not my boss,
or my father, or even my husband.
I can accept
any gift I want!
Your husband?
Okay. So now I see where this is going.
You think that you've got me
where you wanted me. Right?
What the hell are
you talking about?
I'm on to your little game,
Delinda.
Trying to make me think that
you're attracted to this guy,
Iike he's some kind of a threat,
just to get me to propose. Is that it?
Wow. You're one
arrogant bastard.
If I just wanted to get married,
I would've married Derek.
So you're saying that you
don't want to be married to me?
If that was a proposal,
it sucked.
I... Where you going?
We're not finished here.
I'm going to check on Asad. And
I wouldn't marry you if you begged me.
I... I'm not...
Hey. Come here.
ED: We're not available, but
leave a message. Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed, it's Mary.
I'm starting to get worried.
Could you call me back, please?
(VACUUM CLEANER WHlRRlNG)
I'm feeling much better.
I think I like Guatemala.
Guadalajara. See?
I told you so.
Yeah, you sure did.
You want a cup of tea?
Want me to make you something to eat?
Jillian makes me tea.
Seeing that you're
high and everything,
you mind if I ask
you a question?
No. Shoot.
You're never home.
You're a workaholic.
Your wife is always
flitting around
to her luncheons and
her frigging dog shows.
I mean, not that that's
not important. I know.
Did I miss the question?
'Cause I was really listening.
You and Jillian
aren't happy, are you?
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
No. We're happy.
But you don't seem happy,
Mr. Deline.
Ed.
I love my wife, Margo.
I really do.
A lot. You know? A lot.
Very much.
Well, I guess sometimes
looks are deceiving.
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
Give me the phone.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna get the phone.
MARGO: Hello?
Hello. Who's this?
Who's this?
This is Danny McCoy.
Is Ed around?
No. He's sleeping.
He's... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. He's what?
Do I not speak clearly?
Mr. Deline is not feeling well.
He's sleeping.
At least, he's trying to.
If you people would stop
calling and waking him up.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
This is actually
my first time calling.
Could you take a message
for me, please?
Okay. Let me get a pen.
Okay, go.
Okay. When Ed wakes up,
could you please have him call me?
He has the number.
Oh, and if his daughter calls, please have
him call me first before he calls her.
That's very important.
Okay. Got it.
You have my name, right?
Hello?
Good news.
The Presidential Suite is too small
for my client and his harem,
so it's all yours.
Wow. A suite.
And this champagne...
Yeah, only the best for you. It's your
first day out. It should be special.
You know, I noticed you don't have to pull
the arm on the slot machines anymore.
No.
We should go shopping.
Buy you some new clothes.
I think Armani.
The acid wash, not so much.
Yeah, and where am I gonna
get that money from, Sam?
I mean, you know,
the champagne,
the Presidential Suite,
fancy clothes?
You don't have
to worry about that.
Yeah, I do.
I dropped out of med school
the day before I met you.
I came to Vegas with
$900 in my pocket.
Yeah, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
You have more money
than you think.
I had this dorm mate in
my sophomore year of undergrad.
This guy named Mike Dell.
So this Dell dude
lives in Vegas?
No. He lives in Austin.
But he told me about this
tech fair they're having in Vegas.
It's supposed to have
all the latest stuff.
So you're a computer guy?
You seem smart.
Like a computer guy.
Maybe I'm an idiot.
I'm not an idiot?
Do idiots buy into a company
at ground level
and watch it split more times
than a cheerleader?
You're serious?
Mmm-hmm. If there's one thing
I don't kid about, it's money.
Wow, Michael Dell.
He made something of it all, eh?
I'm amazed.
You're worth $19 million.
What? 19?
Could be more.
I haven't checked the stock lately.
Hold on.
Let me check online.
Oh, on what line?
What is that?
This is a phone.
It's digital. An lnternet provider.
So I can just link.
You wanna look at it?
Yeah!
I just want to apologize
to Asad. Is he here?
He's resting right now.
You must be Delinda.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
It's kind of cursed. You want it?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
You realize I understand what you said.
I thought Americans
only knew English.
You know, Delinda, Asad took
me shopping in Milan before he proposed.
He bought me something.
I don't remember.
Then he proposed.
You guys don't need
to worry about me.
I just met Asad today.
I knew him one week.
She knew him three days.
But I'm not even Muslim.
I'm Catholic.
Protestant.
Oh. Now I'm getting concerned.
Actually, he can have one more wife,
by the laws of Qatar.
He will ask you.
A blonde American.
We will be like that
Jell-O commercial.
(GlGGLES)
Does anyone smell smoke?
No.
(FlRE ALARM RlNGlNG)
(SlREN WAlLlNG)
MAN: It's on the 50th floor.
What's going on?
The sprinklers went off
on the 50th floor.
Holy smokes.
Check this out. Looks like
he was smoking in bed.
Probably fell asleep.
Happens all the time.
Well, I better call
housekeeping.
Hey, Ed. Mary again.
(ON PHONE) Could do me a favor
and give us a call?
We have a little problem
with one of Sam's whales.
He kind of...
He set himself on fire in bed.
So if you could call in, we'd
really appreciate it. Thank you. Bye.
I can't believe
jeans cost $250.
Yeah.
And what's with the names?
"7 For All Mankind?"
(LAUGHlNG) Civilization for...
Where's The Gap?
What happened to that?
It's still around.
There's another good stock.
Yeah.
You know, I would kiss you
right now, but... I know.
I'm a little nervous.
Really?
Yeah. A bit.
Why? I'm legal now.
Yeah, I know you're legal,
but, you know,
maybe kissing's changed since the '80s.
I'm gonna...
It's done differently.
I'm gonna humiliate myself.
Go ahead and
humiliate yourself.
Yeah?
They don't think one of
the wives killed him, do they?
No, no. It's just
standard procedure.
Hmm. What do you think?
Well, apparently, Asad was smoking
in bed, fell asleep, then... Poof!
Smoking in bed?
Yeah.
Yeah, one of the firefighters
found a cigarette butt, so...
Mitch, pull up the footage
of Asad Samari we looked at earlier.
What's this?
Homework.
Or obsession.
Depends on how you look at it.
I just wanted to size up
my competition,
so Mitch and I went through
all the footage of Asad's stay here.
I'm gonna go with obsession.
What?
Here you go.
You notice anything
interesting about Mr. Samari?
I don't know.
He's a snappy dresser?
He doesn't smoke.
Not once over his course
of three days here has he lit up.
Okay. So maybe it is
one of these three.
Or maybe it's you.
Why would it be me?
I'm not the one who assaulted
him an hour before the barbecue.
Yeah, but you're the one
who tracked his every move,
and you're also the one
who's in love with his wife.
Widow. Widow. And unlike some people,
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
(SCOFFS) Okay. Okay. Well,
if it's not me and if it's not you,
then maybe it's the one that smokes.
And she is French.
Where's Ed?
He should know about this.
He's not available.
Yeah, I'll be sure
and tell him.
Do you have any idea where
my money for this week is? No.
Your wife always leaves cash in
the kitchen drawer on top of the menus.
And it's not there.
Maybe she forgot this week.
You know, with the trip and all that.
Oh, great!
Where does that leave me?
$480 might not be
a lot to you guys,
but it's a lot
of money to me.
And my rent is due on Monday,
but I guess that's my problem.
Hey, sunshine?
Can you at least
tell me who called?
Your little golfing buddy,
Mr. Mann.
Bob Mann? Huh.
When did you get back?
And why didn't you call?
I'm still on personal leave.
Pretend like you don't see me.
And you're gonna have to take
care of Asad for a while longer.
Yeah. See, I would take care of Asad.
If he weren't dead.
What?
While you were heating
things up with the doofus
who fell off the stool
playing slots,
Asad was on fire.
The sprinklers ruined
my new dress.
Okay. First of all,
he did not fall off the stool.
The stool had a loose leg
and...
How do you know about him?
If you get to know
about the dress,
I get to know
about coma guy.
I don't like it.
Look, the point is, if you weren't
sloughing your duties off on me,
nobody would have been jealous,
nobody would've gotten punched,
and Asad probably wouldn't have felt
the need to lie down and catch fire.
Okay. All right.
Obviously I'm very upset about the
whole "engulfed in flames" situation.
But I was not sloughing off.
Coma guy...
Jeremy is a potential
high roller.
He is an untapped resource
worth millions
and I'm just trying
to secure him as a client
before another casino host
gets in there.
Ixnay on the omacay alktay.
I am all business,
all the time, and you know it.
There is no personal feelings
involved for me in anything, ever!
Amsay. Ixnay.
Why are you speaking
pig Latin?
Apcray.
(KNOCKlNG AT DOOR)
Yes?
Hi.
MARY: Is Ed home?
Who wants to know?
Me. I do.
Mary Connell.
I'm the manager
of the Montecito.
MARGO: Can the man
get no peace?
I really need
to speak with him.
We're having sort of an emergency
situation at the hotel, so...
Oh, you're the one who called earlier,
giving the 411 on the housekeeper?
Heard that, huh?
Sorry it didn't work out.
Is he home?
I'm gonna go with no.
Bitch.
Don't go. I was wrong about you, Sam.
You're not the girl
I brought to Vegas.
You're cold
and you're jaded.
I'm not. I mean, I am cold and jaded.
But I'm not.
Bye, Sam.
No!
Oh! You're about to force me
to do something no one ever sees me do.
Oh, what's that?
Be honest?
Yeah.
I was just kidding.
But clearly, you're not.
I'm sorry that I seemed
cold and jaded before.
It's what people
expect of me here.
It's why I'm a success.
It's not really who I am.
Underneath it all, I'm weak
and pathetic like everyone else.
So you heard I woke up
and you didn't see dollar signs?
That's what you
want me to believe?
I heard you woke up
and I felt
happy.
I felt love.
Love?
You rode in a car with me for 12 hours 20
years ago, and now you say you love me?
Maybe I got hit in the head, but
I'm not as brain-damaged as you think.
I've spent a lot more time
with you than you know.
Every Christmas,
every birthday.
I sat by your bedside.
I talked to you.
You're my best friend.
My only friend.
Who do you think gave you
that terrible haircut?
You can ask the nurses
if you don't believe me.
Why would you do that?
I don't know.
You know how sometimes
people say that love just is
and it's just something
that you can't explain?
That's what this is for me.
It just is.
So what you said to your friend
over there, that was just a show?
I'm kind of a hardass
around here.
For whatever reason,
it works.
But, with you, I just...
I feel...
Weak?
And pathetic?
Yeah.
Exactly.
If you were wondering
who was at the door,
it's your good friend,
Mary Connell.
O'Connell. Some chick
with big knockers.
We had a nice little chat
about you firing me.
Very enlightening.
Where'd you go?
(TOlLET FLUSHlNG)
ED: Oh, hey, don't come in.
And I'm quitting before
you can fire me.
So how do you like
them apples?
You want to get
the hell out of here?
What's with all
the hostility?
Just go. Okay? Just go,
and leave the frigging key!
Fine. Have it your way.
But you still owe me for this week.
You want to get
the hell out of here?
You might want to try
shutting the door next time.
Get out!
So, was Asad murdered
or was it an accident?
Not a clue.
My intuition's telling me
there was foul play here.
Your intuition is telling you
Asad was murdered?
I'm a double water sign,
Mike.
Which means I'm very
sensitive to negative vibes.
I soak them up
like a sponge.
And I'm totally
vibing out right now.
Yeah?
I just wish we could hear
what they were saying to each other.
MlKE: Yeah. Me, too.
Aren't there microphones
in the conference room?
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
What?
What did she just say?
(SlRENS WAlLlNG)
Ed!
Ed, it's Mary!
And the police!
Are you okay?
ED: Yeah. In here.
Oh.
Ed, thank God you're here.
I'm so glad that you're...
On the toilet.
Can you... Can you
shut the door, please?
Yeah.
I don't think they can keep us here.
Nobody is under arrest.
Just sit down and pretend
that you're sad your husband is dead.
Would you both stop it?
We're supposed to get along.
Oh, shut up, Azin. I'm tired
of your holier-than-thou attitude.
If you had bothered
to check in with me,
we wouldn't be
in this position.
So you shut up.
You smothered him
with a pillow.
Which I wouldn't have bothered to do...
You're the one who killed him!
...if I had known that Sara
had been slowly poisoning him.
Asad was already dead when she put
the lit cigarette between his fingers.
Didn't you notice, Chantal?
I've always tried not
to look at Asad in bed.
Me, too.
Ugh! He was such a pig.
(GlGGLES)
Not Sara.
Stop it!
I really thought
she was the one for me.
You really know how to pick them,
don't you, Mike?
Born-again virgins, lesbians, murderers.
What's next?
You pick for me
next time, okay?
I really... I shouldn't
be allowed to choose.
You know, Sam,
I'm the one who brought you to Vegas.
Maybe I should take you
away from it.
What?
Yeah, we could go back to Austin.
Or to Silicon.
We can go anywhere you want.
It would be a new start.
Anything will be
a new start for you.
You've missed so much.
Yeah. I mean, that's true,
but...
I think that's a great idea.
You should go to Austin.
Are you trying to
get rid of me already?
(LAUGHlNG)
You're crazy.
Are you?
No. Of course not.
It's just the opposite.
I mean, you know, I'm just saying that I
know we both have these feelings, but...
You see, mine are based
on experience, you know?
I've been living for
the past 20 years.
I've done a lot.
I've seen a lot.
And you've been asleep.
I just... Yeah, well...
I mean, I just think that
I just need a little catch-up time.
That's all.
Yeah.
I think you should
do that alone.
I don't understand that.
You may decide in a year,
or two or three,
that you feel differently
about me.
And you may decide that
you want something else.
No. That's not gonna happen.
It could happen. I mean...
We should be sure.
Okay.
I mean, if that's the way
you want it.
Yes.
I'm gonna come back
for you, though.
And I'll be here.
Yeah?
If you decide you can't live another
day without me, I'll be in Austin.
Okay?
Okay.
(CRYlNG)
What's wrong?
Frigging contact.
Oh...
Hey, did you ever see that
guy that was in the coma?
The one who brought you
to Vegas?
Yeah.
Did he remember you?
Nope.
Toast from the neck up, so...
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
What's with all the French?