Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 3, Episode 5 - The Big Ed De-cline - full transcript

Yeah!
Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Come on, 34!
I'm dying here!

I gotta tell you, Ed,
as your friend and your doctor,

you don't look so good.

Well, thank you.
That's very kind.

I'm, uh, very lucky though
'cause I have a fantastic personality.

I'm serious, Ed.

Your blood pressure's
through the roof.
It's 180 over 100.

Mm-hmm. That's not so good, huh?
Am I gonna die or what?

Well, you certainly need
to start taking it easier.



Well, okay, then I will.

What do you got?

Fat guy had a coronary
on the craps table.

E.M.T.'s got the situation
under control.

Uh, frat boys puked on some girl.

And, oh, check this out.

Surprise, surprise.
Mikey's hittin' on some woman in
the Aston Martin dealership again.

Well, basically,
just another Tuesday.

So, you, um,
like a smooth ride?

You kidding?
I'd do almost anything
to get into one of those.

Why? You got an Aston Martin?

Uh, no.

Too bad.

But I may have access.
We'll see.



This is a very stressful environment.
You need to start taking care of yourself.

Watching your diet,
getting to bed sometime
before the sun comes up.

Before the sun comes up.

Uh, maybe you have a memory lapse.
I-I-I work here in Vegas.

Ed, living in a town of sin doesn't mean
you can't live a healthy life.

Now, here's some pills.
They're called Ramipril.

Take one every four hours.

I'll, uh-
I'll check on you in a week.

No problem.
Uh, anything else, Doc?

Well, I hate to ask,

but would it be possible
to get a small line of credit?

Come on, Doc. Here we go!

One time.
One time!

See that guy right there?
Mm-hmm.

That's my doctor. Two thousand.
No more. Not a penny more.
Got it.

Sam?
Hmm?

What kind of crap is this?
I thought the room was free.
Of... course it is. Why?

Well, they charged me
for the room, my dinner
and another $30 minibar charge.

I had a bottle of water
and a bag of nuts.
Wow. I hope they were cashews.

You know,
I don't find this amusing.
Oh.

Maybe next time I'll head over to
Mandalay Bay to lose my five large.
Can I see that?

Anything else?
Thank you.

You're welcome.

Um, Sam, you know that guy
only lost five grand.

Uh, excuse me?
That suite you gave away
cost two grand a night.

That's two nights plus meals
and a spa treatment.

After the minibar expense,
the Montecito just profited
roughly-

$51 off your "high roller."

Hmm. Which begs the question,
who the hell are you?

Oh.
I'm Olivia Duchey.

Monica hired me to oversee
all the non-gaming activity
here at the Montecito.

Non-gaming?

Rooms, entertainment, food.

Pleasure to meet you.
Ed approved this?

As far as I know,
he still answers to Monica.

Hi.
Hi. Hi, Olivia.

Hi!
Nice shoes.

Oh, thanks!
Kiss-ass.

What? I like her.

You like having another boss?
Less responsibility.

Step away from me.
Okay.

Then I guess you don't want
to know about the very young,
very hot V.I.P. checking in.

Asked for a 200 grand line of credit.
He didn't want to give his name,
but said he knew you very well.

- How well?
- Used the full name,
Samantha Jane Marquez.

Any other ex-husbands
running around?

It's probably some geek
I sat next to in fifth grade math.
Mmm.

Right there.

Oh, crap!

Math geek?
Worse. He's my brother.

Hey, honey. I keep on-
Hi, honey.
I really need to talk to-

No, you go first.
Mine's nothing.

Oh, well, maybe you
better go first then.

I was just gonna tell you I had
a checkup with Dr. Hall. That's all.

What did he say?
Not to worry.

It's just a little case of hypertension,
and he gave me these pills here.

Said I had to watch my stress and stuff.
You know, the usual crap.

Oh.
And now, what's with you?

It'll wait. I'll just talk
to you about it tonight
when you get home.

You didn't come over here
to tell me nothing.
Really, honey, it's no big deal.

I don't want to stress you.
Wait. You don't understand.

You not telling me
is what is stressing me.

Okay. I went to get some money
out of the A.T.M., and it was empty.

But I called the bank, and they said
that someone had accessed
our checking account...

and they'd stolen some money.

But it's no big deal.
Don't worry.

Jillian.

Uh, what do you mean
by "some money"?

They think we may be the victims
of identity theft.

What about the credit cards?
You try them yet?
Not yet.

But I was on the way to the Forum Shops,
so do you want me to let you know
if they go through?

No, no. I'd really prefer it
if you gave the credit cards
the afternoon off.

Hey, Mrs. D.
Hi.

Mr. D.
Yeah.

Have you been working out?
You look more buff.

Is that just my imagination,
or is he looking good or what?
What do you want? What?

Yeah. I might as well get right to it.
Uh, would you excuse us?

Sure.
Just for a second?

Buff.
Do you, um-

Would it be possible for me
to, uh, borrow your car?

What? Try English. What?
Your Aston Martin-
May I borrow it tonight?

Is she hot?
Who?

Okay. Is he hot?
No. She. Definitely she.

Come on. And very.

Uh-huh.
Yeah. Ohh!

All right. But only you drive.
Understood.

No. No. No, really, because I am gonna
dust the steering wheel for fingerprints.

Got it.

And nothing goes down in my car.
Got that, Romeo?

Oh.
Oh.

Don't you dare!

Don't! Those are for guests
at your open house.

Those are for buyers,
not sellers.

I'm checking for consistency.
Oh, spit some of that out.
You can't even talk.

So, I was cleaning out your old bedroom,
and I came across some reading materials.

Mm-mm-mm-hmm!
Mm-hmm.

I only kept these because I knew
they'd be worth something someday.

- Is that why you had them
hidden under your mattress?
- Yeah!

Protects them from sunlight.
Ah. I wasn't aware of that.

Look at that.
Danny, I found another photo
of your dad with that woman.

That's at the Venetian.

You sure that's not Italy?
No, I played football
with the gondolier.

Oh.
Hi.

Hi!
Hey!

Sorry. The door was open.
No, no, no. Come on.
How are you?

Mary, this is Penny.
Penny, Mary.
Hello.

Well, I should get going.
Excuse me.

Okay. You can leave those
here if you want.
Yeah, I'll take 'em.

Bye-bye.
Bye.

She's an old friend.
Friend or girlfriend?

I've known her since I was two.
Uh-huh.

So, did you happen
to send me something today?

You're gonna have to
be more specific.

Well, I got a gift in the mail.

Now, it was a little unusual
and it was signed,
"From a secret admirer."

Ah. What was it?
Did you send it?

Did you like it?

It was, without a doubt,
the most romantic gift
that I have ever received.

What woman
wouldn't want a membership
to the Steak of the Month Club?

When you devoured
that steak on our first date,
I decided it was the perfect gift.

It was wonderful.
You're wonderful.

Mmm. Mm-mmm-mmm.

Don't you dare.
Ah! It's the big man.
Hold on a second.

Yeah.

Robbed?

O- Okay, I'll be right there.

The casino was robbed?
No, worse. The Delines.

You okay?

I got him! I got him!

You ready to see
what this baby can do?

Are you?

Eddie, I want you to promise me
you're not gonna get involved
in all this.

Just let the bank
security people do their job.

Listen, there's someone out there
that's running around
pretending he's me.

And he's got my credit cards,
and he's doing God knows what!
I don't care. I don't care.

Given your condition-
I don't have a condition.

Fine. I don't want you
to get all worked up.
Promise me.

Okay. Okay.

But you make sure
that the right Ed Deline climbs
into bed with you tonight.

- Hey, Carl.
- Yeah.

Mike leave with my car yet?

Thirty cases of vodka.
I need 40 more cases of tequila.

Yup. Big college weekend.
Thanks.

Hey. Need some help?

Sam, why didn't you tell us
you had a brother?
He's my half brother.

Any other Marquez brothers
and sisters floating around?
No, there are not.

It's just he's been in the casino for hours.
He came all this way to see his sister.
The least you could do is say hello.

I will say hello.
I can't right now.
I'm swamped.

Aren't you at least curious
to know why he's here?
I know why he's here. He wants money.

Yeah, well, he's super cute.
Oh, perfect.

There you go.
He's super cute.
He's super funny.

He's super charming until he tries to
dry hump you in the backseat of my car
on the way to the prom.

That girl was my best friend,
Kara Borkavitch.

She never spoke to me again.
Wow. What a jerk.

What? What do you mean,
"What a jerk"?

That's my family.
I don't talk bad about your family.
Well, I'm sorry. I just-

Mary. Emergency.
Get over here now.

Sam has a brother.

All right. My last five bucks.
How about a shot for good luck, ladies?

Not the chip.

All right.
Deal the cards, Grace.

All right. No problem. No problem.
We'll take a five, please.

I'll stick.

I'd like a $10,000 line of credit,
please.

I think that's it for now,
big spender.

Oh, yeah.
We've got that show to go to.

Matter of fact, ladies,
if you need tickets to anything,
find me. I'll take care of you.

Bobby!
Okay.

You could have hooked me up.
I would have paid you back the money.

See, now, I don't want you
to take this the wrong way,
but what are you doing here?

I'm visiting my sis. I missed you.
Aw. I'm not lending you money, Bob.

I'm not asking.
You know, that's a little offensive.
Oh.

I thought I'd surprise you,
we'd catch up, you know?
Have some dinner.

Oh, you want to have dinner!
Where are you staying?
I figured-

Sorry.
Oh, you can't hook
a brother up with a suite?

No, I can't hook a brother up with
a suite because I'm under all kinds
of pressure from my new boss.

Who, that chick over there?
Yeah.

She's kind of hot.
Don't even think about it.

Do you have any idea how hard
I've worked to get to where I am?

No, you do not, because you have
never worked a day in your life.
You know, calm down. All right?

I'll stay across the street at the Motel 6.
It's not like I'm here for the room.

Can we at least have dinner?
I want to see you.

Yeah, of course we can have dinner.
But late.

Perfect. Fine.
I'll see you later.
All right.

You lookin' good.
Shut up!

I'll get you a room, but not a suite.
- Perfect! Anything's fine.

But, hey,
a Strip view would be nice.

All right. Anything's fine.
Anything's fine.

So, Mr., uh, Bank Manager,

let me get this straight.

Guy walks in,
claims to be Ed Deline.

Says, uh, "Hey, I'd like to open up
a new business account."

And you reply,
"But of course, Mr. Deline."

I'm not sure that's exactly-
Please. Let me finish.

Now, this individual then says,

"Hey, you know what?

"I'd like to take all my money
from my personal account...

and move it over here
to this new business account."

And this doesn't seem curious
to anybody at the bank?

Absolutely.
It sounds very suspicious.
And yet, here you are.

Janet, I was wondering if maybe
I could see the surveillance tapes?

No?

Okay, well, what about
the credit card reports?

Come on, Janet.
I'm coming to you as a friend.
Just this one ti-

Yeah, I know. I know.
I said that last time, but this time-

Okay. Okay.
A complimentary spa weekend
at the Montecito.

Okay. So how much did they get?
We're still figuring that out.

I'm awaiting that call
any minute.

Just know that your money
is completely insured...

and will be refunded to you
within a few days-

weeks, at the most.

Weeks. Why?
We just need to open up a file.

You afraid I'm ripping myself off?
We just need to find out
what happened.

Now, rest assured, we have
our own investigative unit-

totally professional-
that will look into this matter.

Here's the call. Excuse me.

- What do you got?
- He used the card several times today
before the bank finally shut it down.

He bought a solid-gold watch
at Caesars,

a 50-inch plasma screen.

- And, uh, then there's this other place.
- What other place?

You gotta be kidding me.
No, it's a whorehouse.

Well?

I'm sorry, Mr. Deline,
but it appears...

you've been cleaned out.

Get out of my office now.

Now.

Where the hell is this place?

Pahrump, just up the road.

Not that I've ever been.
Uh-huh.

Much.

Come on. Hit it.
You drive like my mother. Let's go.

- Hey!
- Hey.

I didn't expect to see you yet.
Slow night. I figured
I'd take an early dinner.

Early? It's almost midnight.
It's my lunchtime.

Well, here- have a drink.

I'll be right out.

- Tell me you're kidding!
- What?

Bobby, do you have any idea how much
this stuff from the minibar cost?

- You said you were taking care of the room.
- Yeah, the room, not the minibar.

I assumed-
You assumed what?

That's exactly the problem, isn't it?
You're always assuming.

You assume that I'm gonna
take care of everything, the way everyone
has always taken care of you, right?

What's that supposed to mean?
Do you have a job?

Actually, I'm sort of
in between opportunities.

Oh, well, that's interesting, right.

Do you have any idea
how much these nuts cost?

Huh?

2.50?
Fourteen dollars.

- Well, I was celebrating.
- Yeah. What?

Our reunion.
What are you doing?

Hi. This is Sam. Yeah, can you
send someone up to 4723
to clean out the minibar?

No, no. Right now. Thank you.

Where is all this hostility
coming from?

I mean, you used to be cool,
relatively.

- Look, I'm your brother.
- You're my half brother.

And maybe I love you,
but someone needs to give you
a wake-up call.

I mean, look at yourself.

You're not a kid anymore.

You don't even have a job.

You know,
that's what people do, right?
They get jobs.

And then, like, they get up
and go to 'em every day.

Someone order a massage?

All right.
Yup.

What's that?

What?
The pills.

It's nothing.
Mind your business.

You coming or what?

Hey, Danny!

It's amazing. Amazing.

I went to high school
with that girl.
Uh-huh.

I'm serious.
Right.

Look, they have a menu.
Here, look at this.

Mm-hmm.
Ever heard of an elevated wedge?

A what?
An elevated wedge.

I'm Big Tina, the manager.
I'm really sorry to hear
about what happened.

I run a bunch of these places,

and I understand that identity theft
is the fastest-growing crime.

Yes, I know that.

Look, I'd like to look at some of
your surveillance footage, please.

I'm sorry, but we don't
have any cameras here.

I'm just trying to find out
who ripped me off.

That's all, okay?

Hi, Danny.
Honey, come out here.

Uh-oh.
Hmm.

More champagne?
I'm game.

Uh, why don't you bring us
another bottle?

Of course.
Beautiful.

Why such an interest in cars?

My brothers got me into them
when I was a little kid.

Hmm. Where are you from?
Why so many personal questions?

What? I thought that's what people
are supposed to do on a first date.

Why don't we try
something different?

Why don't we do all the things...

you're never supposed to do
on a first date?

Like?

Use your imagination.

I'm gonna go
to the little girls' room.

While I'm gone,

I hope you'll be
very, very creative.

Check!

Hey.
Hi.

Honey, do you remember
a guy named Ed Deline?

He was in here
about four hours ago.

- How could I forget?
- Why's that?

Let's just say that I know why
Ed Deline has to pay for it.

Uh, you-you didn't,
uh, notice anything...

that stands out about him?

Stands out? Unfortunately,
not much was standing at all.

Not- Not like that.
I meant anything distinctive.

- Uh, did he say anything?
- Didn't say much.

- Thick New York accent,
but told me he lives here now.
- So, no physical marks?

No tattoos? Nothing?

Oh, he had a big scar that was
going down the front of his chest.
It was still kind of scabbing.

I think he said he had
a bypass surgery or something.

I was afraid he was gonna croak
on top of me.

Right. I just want you
to know that, uh,

that was not the real Ed Deline.

I'm, uh-Well, anyway.
Uh, yeah.

- Okay.
- Bye, Danny.

Come on.
What?

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No!

Ed is gonna kill me.

You want to play, baby,
we can play.

Hey, Mitch. I need tapes from the floor
from earlier today, around 3:45.

Camera five with the angle just outside
the Aston Martin dealership.

What's up?
Uh, it's this special project.
Top secret.

All right. Look, I got
a little case of hypertension,

so the doc says to me, uh, you gotta
cut down on your stress level.

It's no big deal.

No, it is kind of a big deal.
High blood pressure's
a very big deal, Ed.

My mom's dad died of a heart attack
when he was 53. You're not-
Hey. Hey.

I told you what the pill was
so you wouldn't think I was taking
Viagra or something like that.

I don't need a lecture.
Fine.

Fine. I mean, I feel really great.
I feel like I'm 30.

Mm-hmm.
Don't "mm-hmm" me.

All the stuff I've been through
in my life, you don't think I'm
going out like this, do ya?

Ed, listen-
I don't want to hear it.

Sorry, but you're
stuck in my car with me,
so you're gonna hear it.

The doctor's right.
You need to cut back on your stress.
Yeah. How?

I don't know. Maybe not chasing
after some guy who stole your credit cards
in the middle of the night.

And my cash.

Look, I'm just sayin' that you need
to take it a little easier.

Some of us need you around.
Not me, but some of the others.

Yeah.

How many?

Only two?
Uh, what were they in for?

Insider trading. No, no, no.
This guy ain't the Ivan Boesky type.

What about the other guy?

B & E. That sounds more like it.
Perfect.

Hey, uh, listen.
Text me his address, okay?
Thanks a lot, man.

We got him. We got him.
Let's hit it, okay?

There she is. Punch in.

Run her through VideoIQ.

Has anyone seen Daddy?
My mom told me about
his blood pressure.

- What blood pressure?
- Hey, Mitch.

The doctor says he's in real trouble
unless he can avoid stress
and take medication.

Oh, God.
What are you doing here?

I thought you had a hot date.
Huh? Uh, nothing.
Just some work.

No match.

Well, let it roll.

Oh, look.
What?

There's Mary.
We're meeting Bobby in Opus.
Wanna come?

No, thank you.
Sounds like a great time, but-
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Check it out. Uh, punch in
camera eight on that cell.

- You got it?
- Mm-hmm.

Looks like 555-0178.

Find out whose number that is.

What's going on?
She dis you?

You gotta learn
to take no for an answer.

- Uh, that's a pay phone.
- Okay. Okay. I've been here before.
Remember?

All we gotta do is tap
into the pay phone's records.

Find out what number called it
at, uh, 3:48 p.m. today.

That's illegal, Mike.
You can't access public phone records.

Uh-

Okay.

She stole Ed's Aston Martin.

- Daddy's car?
- Yes.

- You're dead.
- I know.

Good luck.

Uh, tapping into the records.

Thank you, Mitch.

Hey.
Hey, sweetie.

So, what do we know?

He has tons of dirt on Sam.
Any tidbits?

Wouldn't go into detail,
but the words "cello lessons"
were uttered.

Oh! This is gonna be fabulous.

All right. I brought along
a list of questions so we don't
forget to ask anything.

Great idea.
I broke it down
into three categories-

the early years, puberty
and prison.

Sam was in prison?

I just always assumed.
Yeah, me too.

So, what's her brother like?

Well, he has no job.
Smoking hot.

And Sam hates him. Dibs.

Ed, let me handle this,
all right?
Yeah, right.

Wait. Look, I'm serious.
You shouldn't be
exerting yourself.

Look, please-

Uh, playing the heavy
isn't exactly your best role, Danny.
What?

What?
You're not the only one
that can intimidate people, Ed.

You're not the only ass kicker here.

Okay. Go crazy.

I will.

Yeah?
You Lou Mosley?

Who the hell wants to know?

I'm sorry.
Uh, were you gonna do that?

- How's your nose?
- It hurts.

Well, I'm sorry.
I behaved rashly.

- What do you want?
- We want you to tell us how
you got into Ed's accounts.

- I don't know
what you're talking about.
- Lou.

Now, we can either do this
the easy way or the hard way.

Look, I just had open-heart surgery.
I need to take my pill.
Could I get some water, please?

No, not until you answer
the question.

- Um, Danny, why don't you
just give him a little water?
- Ed, I'm not gonna just-

Then you're talking.

What you got there?
Uh, Warfarin.
It's an anticoagulant.

You?
Ramipril.

That's what they had me on
before I had my coronary.

Big help.

Well, maybe that's because you
didn't change your lifestyle.

Diet and exercise,
sleeping with hookers.

Yeah, what else am I gonna do?
Yoga?

Okay, I'm only gonna
say this one more time.

How did you get
into his accounts?
I didn't.

Yes, you did.
We know you did.

So either you tell us how,
or I am gonna rain a storm
of thunder down on you...

the likes of which
you have never seen.

- Uh, "rain a storm of thunder"?
- What?

See, here's the thing.
I mean, you either do it,
or you don't do it.

But you don't talk about
what you're gonna do.

For example,
I'm not gonna say to him,

"Hey, you tell me what you know
or I'm gonna break your nose."
I just-

- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- Shut up. Put the peas on.

Okay, now ask him.
It wasn't me, all right?

They just pay me
to collect the cash at the bank
and then buy stuff for 'em.

So, they pay you to get laid?
Well, no.

But I just had surgery and all,
so I figured,

what the hell, I might as well
go out with a... bang.

Who are they
and how do we find them?

I don't know.
They-They found me online.

They call me
with voice distorters.

I just drop off the goods and leave.
All I got is a cell number.

What's the cell number?
I can't.

You don't understand.
These guys are scary,
and they know where I live.

Oh.

Well, so do I, Lou.

The Montecito's
gross non-gaming revenue
for the last 34 days-

which includes 20.4 million
of complimentary revenue-

were in excess of $66.6 million,

where net gaming
was only $21 million.

Yeah. In case you haven't noticed,
I've been walking around in a loop,

hoping to get you off my back
at some point.

Oh. Well, it's my job
to be on your back.

I doubt it's your job to be
all up in my business.

Sam, if I wanted to be all up
"in your business," as you say,

I'd be in Opus listening to your brother
recount all the embarrassing moments
from your past.

He is my half brother.
Oh.

I don't know.
What else is there?
Hmm.

I mean, Sam was a very tense kid.
But who could blame her,
with the lisp and all?

Excuse me?

Did you just say "lisp"?

Everything was "thed,"
or rather "thouted,"

'cause "Tham" always "thouted"
with this tremendous lisp.

I mean, it was hard
to take her seriously.

Hey, Sis!
Everyone having a good time?

Oh, yeah.
Pull up a chair, "Tham."
We're learning all about you.

Uh, I'd love to, but, uh,
Bobby and I have dinner plans.
Bobby, let's go.

Yeah. But I want to tell them
about your Break Dancing 2:
Electric Boogaloo phase.

Don't.
Excuse me?

Oh, yeah.
When Sam bust out the cardboard
and broke-danced for money.

Bobby. Let's go. Now.
Okay, I'm coming. I'm coming.

Have her do the worm for you.
Ow, ow, ow!

What do you think you're doing?
What?

I work with those people.
I keep my professional
and my personal lives separate.

That is my decision, Bobby.
That is not your decision.
Okay, okay. Look, I got it.

You're being a real spaz.
No, no, no. I got it.

You thought you'd pop in on your sis
and score a free weekend in Vegas.
It's not gonna happen.

I'm sorry.

I know you think I'm raining
on your parade, but I need you to leave
first thing in the morning.

- Hello.
- I'm just gonna say this once.
Bring the car back.

What car? Who is this?

If it's returned in pristine condition
within the next seven minutes,
I'll consider not calling the cops.

Mike, baby, is that you?
The craziest thing happened
in the bathroom. These two-

I don't think you understand
who you're dealing with.

Ooh, baby, you sound hot
when you're mad.

That wasn't mad.
This is mad.

Mike, I was just-
No, no, no. Sit down.

Sit down.

Wow. I gotta tell you.

When you told me to use
my imagination, I never thought
the date would end in grand larceny.

The good news is it only carries
a maximum sentence of 20 years.

So, we'll be able
to do this again in 2025.

Look, Mike, someone said
I could earn an easy 10 grand.

I'm sorry.
Please don't call the cops.

Baby, isn't there some other way
we can settle this?

Yeah. And you better hope
that car is in one piece.

Got it?

Oh, no.

No, no, no! No! No!

Guys, stop. Stop. Stop, guys!
Stop what you're-

- Hey, hey.
- Hey, this looks like that
might belong to you.

Okay?
The cops are on their way.

Now, I'm more than willing
to tell them this is all
a misunderstanding...

if you put this car
back together immediately.

D-Do you guys even know
who this car belongs to?

No.

This is Ed Deline's car.

- That's not scaring you?
- Do I look scared?

Uh, I guess you're going
to get to know him.

So, do what you gotta do.
I get him first.

Yeah. Hey, hey.
What, you want some-
Hey!

- Did you say Ed Deline?
- Yeah.

Check the glove box.

Watch it.

Who in the hell told you
to steal Ed Deline's car, huh?

Put this car back together now.

You got it.
Give it a detail.

You heard what he said.
Make it quick. I ain't got all night.

Did you ever
pull a guy's fingernails out
with a pair of pliers?

No. I haven't. Why?

I'm just making conversation.

Oh, um, you got a pair of pliers
in the car?

Uh, no, Ed, I don't.

I'm gonna say this one more time.
We should call the cops.

And I told you,
we will eventually.

No, I'm serious.
This isn't the way to go about it.

You just don't
go barging in on these guys.
This isn't the 1970s.

What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
I'm not young anymore?

It means that this isn't the way
you do things in Vegas anymore.

If somebody steals from you,
you don't tear off their fingernails
with pliers. You call the cops.

And yeah, you're not
that young anymore.

You know what?
I really don't want to listen to this.

Yeah, well,
I don't want to see you die.
My dad just died.

You're all I got left.

What are the cops doing here?

It's about time.
I was afraid you were gonna kiss me.

When did you call 'em?
At Lou's, when you went
to the bathroom.

So, what was all that
about the pliers?

I, uh- I was just reminiscing.

- Police! Hands up!
- Don't shoot, please!

You're the two guys
that broke into my account?

It was his idea.

Uh- Sorry, dude.

Your turn, Danny.
Rain down some thunder.

Yeah.
My God.

Hey, your brother's a great guy.

Half brother.
Right.

Anyway, sorry to see him go.
Go?

Yeah. He just paid his bill.

I told him we would have comped the room,
but he insisted on paying for everything.

He even tipped the bus staffhuge.

- Tipped?
- Mm-hmm.

- My brother?
- Yeah.

Hi. What's goin' on?

You wanted me out,
so I checked out.

You settled your bill?
Yeah.

With what money?
Mine.

Oh, Bobby.

Did it ever occur to you
that I might have my own money?
Uh-uh.

- Money that I've earned.
- What are you talking about?

Sam, I'm rich.

Extremely.

Ridiculously. Absurdly.

Can you please be serious
for one second?

I am.

Is it so inconceivable to you
that I've become a success?

Yes.

You know, I did very well
in condos in Beijing.

It's a burgeoning market.
Hmm.

You know
I'm not buying any of this.
Then don't.

Fine.
Fine.

If you're so rich,
then how come you're here trying
to mooch free stuff off me?

Because seeing you irritated
is very entertaining to me.
Very nice.

There's no price
I can put on that.
Give me this.

Here.

What's that?

I got you something.

I didn't know your size,

but I figured three carats
was about right.

Those are for me?
Yeah.

Receipt's still in the box.

Come here.
What?

Just come here.
What, you're gonna hit me?

I hate you.
I hate you too, Sis.

Receipt's in the box?

I am famished.

Ah, yum.
Egg whites and orange slices.

- Aren't you proud?
- Very.

Ed, that kind of
defeats the purpose.

- What?
- Nothing. Enjoy.

- Hey, stranger.
- Hey- Hey!

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Mm-mm-mm.

Uh, I have to get back to work.

If I was just a smidgen more insecure,
I would think you were blowing me off.
No. No. Just the opposite.

Come on.
What about the steaks?
You're right. I apologize.

You know,
I have a few vacation days coming up,
if you're interested in getting away.

Twenty-four straight hours
with each other?

That's kind of big.
I don't know.

Think you can handle it?
I'm asking the questions here.

Yeah. I-I'd love to.
Okay.

Where?
Well, I hear that Vegas is beautiful
this time of the year.

No. It's too crazy.
No.

Ah. Well, we'll think
of something.

So, uh, when should
we have them stop?

Well, about 2010.
Huh.

Hey, any trouble?

Not a bit.
Ah, good.

Listen, boys, uh,

I'm goin' home, catch some sleep.

If there's any emergencies,
Danny, you handle it yourself.

All right. I got it.

Did you get lucky?
In a way, very.

Yeah!

Hey!
Oh, no.

You change my radio channels?

Oh, yeah. Uh-

What's that?
Nothing.

What?
No.

Ow.