Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 3, Episode 23 - Father of the Bride - full transcript
While Delinda starts doubting about her feelings as the day of her wedding approaches, Ed refuses to help a former CIA partner in a mission.
Ed, quail is wonderful
for a spring wedding.
Quail isn't even a bird.
What are you talking about?
Look, I'm not serving something
that the vice president
can't even identify.
The wedding is less
than 30 hours away.
You can't keep changing
the menu on me.
I-I know, Wolfgang.
I just need it to be perfect.
My food is good enough for the Academy
Awards, but not for Ed Deline?
I didn't say that, Wolf.
I have 63 restaurants worldwide,
and no complaints except you.
Wolfgang, I am not complaining.
If not "quail ? la Puck,"
then "pheasant ? la Puck."
I'm not serving chicken
at my daughter's wedding.
Chicken?
You don't even know your fowl.
I wouldn't serve chicken
at a wedding either.
For the last time,
I'm not serving chicken.
Hey. Did you just hang up on me?
We have cellphone intercept. Now.
Hello, Ed.
Who's this?
You know who this is.
Pack your bag.
We're going to Vegas.
What about his daughter's wedding?
I don't care about his
daughter's wedding.
No more bets.
Tomorrow night's the big night.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Daddy and Wolfgang are
still fighting over the menu,
my mother's an emotional wreck,
and I still can't decide who to pick
as my maid of honor.
Other than that,
everything's great.
You don't have a maid of honor yet?
Delinda, you're getting married
in less than 30 hours.
I know. But I can't decide.
Well, flip a coin.
Heads is Mary. Tails is Sam.
Although the choice
seems pretty obvious to me.
Good versus evil. Heaven and hell.
An angel and the devil.
What about a guy?
As your maid of honor? Delinda,
I'm flattered, but I'm not wearing a dress.
Not you. Danny.
Oh, I would definitely
make him wear a dress.
- Uh, how's he, uh, doing
with this whole wedding thing?
- What do you mean?
You know, since he and I were-
Guess who.
Hey.
Sweetie.
Aw.
Oh, my God.
What?
You can't see me
before the wedding. Mike.
I never figured her
for the traditional type.
Mr. Cannon.
Yeah, well-
Uh, hey, you haven't seen,
uh, Danny, have you?
Yep.
There are only 52 cards
in single-deck blackjack.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go, buddy.
Hey, uh, Danny.
You got a minute?
Yeah. What's up?
I just found out some of
my colleagues are not gonna
be able to make the wedding.
Sorry to hear that.
Well, one of them was
supposed to be my best man.
And I'd like you to step in.
Excuse me?
Be my best man.
Uh, yeah, I don't-
No, you are the one who
convinced me to marry Delinda.
You guys are such great friends.
Getting married was not my idea.
You're so modest.
And I guess that's why
Delinda likes you.
It's like "Danny, Danny, Danny."
That's all she ever talks about.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Mike, Danny just agreed
to be my best man.
That's great. Bachelor party.
Short notice, but we can pull it off.
And we are gonna have
the best strippers.
I don't want a bachelor party.
- Excuse me?
- Bachelor parties are degrading to women.
I don't understand how a man
could do that to the woman he's
about to spend the rest of his life with.
Especially the night
before the wedding. I mean,
that's no way to start a marriage.
- Groping strippers.
- Yeah.
Oh, I've gotta go get my tux.
Hey. You are the best... man.
Yeah.
Thanks, Danny.
- What kind of man
doesn't want a bachelor party?
- The kind that saves the world.
Just because he doesn't want one,
doesn't mean we can't throw one for him.
Hey. Hey. You guys don't have dates
to Delinda's wedding, do you?
- I do.
- You do?
- Who?
- A certain Indian princess from Accounting.
- I thought we were all going alone.
- Ooh, can't get a date?
- Of course I can get a date.
- Danny can't get one either. It's cool.
- I was planning on going alone.
Pathetic.
Excuse me.
I can't believe
we don't have dates.
I mean, look at us. We're hot.
I know, I know.
I'm hotter than you because
I'm the whole package, but still...
you should be able to-
Yeah?
dig up an old ho with that whole
pretty-boy thing you've got going on.
Thank you.
- Good luck.
- Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Danny McCoy.
Danny, it's me.
Hey, Ed.
Look, uh,
I need your help.
Uh, I'm buying a special gift
for, uh, Delinda and Derek.
Delinda's wedding
is gonna be a disaster.
Ed's gone insane.
Is that Wolfgang?
Is that Ed?
You tell him I quit.
Enough abuse.
You tell him I'm not serving chicken
at my daughter's wedding.
Ed says no chicken.
- Did you take care of everything
for the bachelorette party?
- Yes, everything except the strippers.
Great. Wait.
What do you mean,
"everything but the strippers"?
If there's no strippers,
there's no bachelorette party.
You know I'm awful
at that kind of thing.
Why do I have to take care of
everything all the time?
Thank you.
Hi, it's Sam. Hey, listen,
I'm gonna need some male
strippers for a party tonight.
A dozen. Twelve, twelve strippers.
I'm sorry. Can you hold on a second?
What do you plan on doing
with twelve strippers?
I don't know. I just thought,
like, one for every girl?
No. Hi. Yeah, sorry.
- Uh, six will be fine for tonight.
- Six?
Thanks.
Hey. Hi, how you doing?
Hey, you.
We still on for dinner?
- Yeah, yeah. I'll meet you at Wolfgang's?
- Yeah.
Cut it out.
- These guys are really good.
- Yeah. Wish I could've
booked them for more than one night.
That would've been great if you
got them to play at Delinda's reception.
Actually, I did.
But don't tell anyone. It's a surprise.
As soon as they finish their show tomorrow
night, they're headed to the wedding.
- You guys sound great.
- Thanks, Casey.
Hey, at the wedding,
are you still gonna wear the-
Uh, the-the black dress. Yeah.
Then I will wear
the double-breasted thing.
I think we will look
very handsome together.
- I think so, too. So, I'll see you later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Bye, Sam.
- Casey.
You're going to the wedding
with Casey? That's interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
You're-You're okay with it, right?
Yeah, of course.
I'm fine with it.
We're over. I mean,
we were over before we started, so-
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I gotta get a date.
Danny, have you seen Ed?
I think he's still trying to find
Delinda and Derek's wedding gift. Why?
Oh, my God.
This is a nightmare.
Well, is there something I can help?
Yeah, if you want to kill
a dress designer for me.
Something wrong with Delinda's dress?
No, mine.
Oh, here he is.
Honey. They ruined my dress.
I want you to kill them.
I have nothing to wear.
We're-We're gonna have to
cancel the wedding.
Cancel the wed-
What are you talking about?
Just buy another one.
I can't just buy another dress.
Why not?
By tomorrow night?
Yeah. Why not?
Danny, tell him why.
- Actually, I don't know why.
- Because it's a designer dress.
It's one of a kind.
- Just get another one of a kind.
- How am I gonna get another one of a kind?
What, are you kidding me? It's Vegas.
I mean, buy whatever you want, honey.
Okay.
See? This is why I love you.
You're right. Okay.
What are you gonna wear?
My-My dark blue suit.
Oh, no. I don't want you
to wear a suit. Wear a tux.
Wait. Hold on a second.
That's the suit I wore
when we got married, honey.
It has special meaning to me.
How sweet.
Shut up.
Honey, I-I appreciate the sentiment.
But I really want you to wear a tux.
Okay. Okay. I-I'll wear my tux.
No, no, no, not that old thing.
You need a new one.
Besides, I don't think it's gonna fit you.
You've put on a little weight.
I did not.
Okay, whatever. Honey,
go see Bobby. He's ready to fit you.
And, darling, thank you
for shaving for the wedding.
I missed your face.
Don't even think about it, wise guy.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah.
But I do need to talk to you
about something.
Give me a couple seconds.
I've gotta talk to Wolfgang
about the menu.
How's it going
with the wedding gift?
Eh.
- Hey. We have a problem.
- What kind of a problem?
Everyone's bringing dates
to the wedding.
Mary and Casey are going together.
- Casey's taking Mary?
- Mike was right. We're gonna
look like pathetic losers.
Mike said "pathetic." He never
mentioned anything about losers.
That's okay with you? Pathetic?
- Are you suggesting
that we go together?
- No.
- I think you are.
- No, I can get a date.
I'm just worried about you.
- I can get a date before you.
- Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh. I go this way.
Erika, hey.
Danny.
So, how's the new job going?
I've been here for three months.
That hardly qualifies as new.
I've been meaning to stop by
to see how you're doing.
But, uh, I've been, uh, busy.
Was there something else?
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering if you wanted
to come to Delinda's wedding with me.
You wanna take me on a first date
to the wedding of the woman
you've been sleeping with?
Yes.
That's kind of creepy.
It is when you put it like that.
I'm gonna pass.
Donald.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, uh, listen.
I know you've wanted to date me
for a very long time, for as long
as you've been my client,
which is years.
Oh, my God. Please tell me
this is my lucky day.
It's your lucky day.
Hot damn!
Tie me to a hog's hind leg
and let him wallow in the mud.
I'd rather not do that.
You just name the place, Sam.
I would like you to get a tux.
Well, I own three,
but I'll buy a new one if you want.
One's fine.
Ceremony's tomorrow at 7:00.
Wait. Hey, wait a minute.
You're not inviting me
to a wedding, are you?
Yes, I am.
No way.
Donald, what-
No, no.
Look, I'm sorry, Sam.
I would love to strap a two-by-four
to my ass and have a go at you.
No, no. Weddings are
the most unlucky thing ever.
Donald.
I lost two million after a wedding
last time I was in Vegas. No.
Donald. It's me.
I-I'm sorry, Sam.
Maybe we can just get together
and have sex, huh?
Yeah, okay.
Really?
No.
Montecito surveillance tap
in three, two, one.
Excuse me. I was told you'd know
where we could find Ed Deline.
Uh, Ed's busy right now.
I'm Danny McCoy.
Is there something I can help you with?
I'm an old friend
in town for the wedding.
Just wanted to surprise him.
So, you-you two
used to work together?
Uh, Wolfgang Puck's.
Thank you.
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Hey, it's me.
Hey, Delinda.
I need to ask you something
important. Can you meet me?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, guys.
Mr. Manning's in the house.
Just do that while it's hot.
I'm on it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, you're sure you're okay with this?
I'm-I'm okay with it if Sam's
okay with it, and she says she is.
Me and Danny, we're just friends.
That's all we'll ever be.
Okay. So, what do you think
of this whole crazy wedding?
Honestly?
Mm-hmm.
I always kinda thought
that I'd get married first.
Marriage is overrated,
if you ask me.
Really?
You, uh-You think that?
Well, I've only been married to Sam.
That's a good point.
In theory, it's a great idea,
but, uh, my first go-around
wasn't so perfect, shall we say.
I'm really sorry if I insulted
your choice of entr?es.
It's just that, you know,
I wanted something special.
I promise you, Ed, it will be.
The cake is exactly
what you asked for.
No, it looks- it's great.
The cake is very important.
See, when Jillian and I got married,
we-we didn't have a cake.
So, it's as much for her
as it is for Delinda.
I understand.
Would you excuse me
for a minute, please?
Of course.
Thank you.
We need you in Langley, Ed.
Who's, uh-
Who's your new boy, here?
We got less than 20 hours
to debrief you.
Debrief me? Are you out of your mind?
What do you mean "debrief me"?
I'm in the hotel business.
Something came up.
Something big.
Really? Something big?
Like Nessa disappearing? Setting me up
for a murder I didn't commit?
Something big like that?
Look. None of those situations
could be helped, Ed.
Well, yeah.
Well, you know, my daughter's
getting married and I'm busy.
Listen, old man.
We can do this the easy way,
or the hard way.
Get this douche bag out of my hotel.
I hope they're not
coming to the wedding.
No. No, they're
definitely not invited, Wolf.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Hey, uh, Casey?
Hmm?
Let's just take this nice and slow.
Nice and slow it is.
Door's open. Come in.
What's up?
Wow.
- Do you like?
- Wow.
Stop saying "Wow."
Say something else.
You look beautiful.
Really?
Yeah.
Danny. What are you doing here?
You're not allowed to see the bride
before the wedding.
I thought that only
applied to the groom.
It does.
I wanted his opinion, Mom.
Okay. Fine, fine.
Honey, your dad's gonna be here
in a few minutes to see your dress.
I have to go to a fitting,
and you are not going to
believe who squeezed me in.
Who?
Jennifer Bryan herself.
She's totally freaked out
about me leaving Las Vegas.
Your dad's pretty stressed out too.
You really think I look beautiful?
Yeah, I do.
I'm gonna miss you, Danny.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Come here.
You can always come visit me.
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
Derek is a lucky guy.
Thank you.
I gotta go.
Hey.
Is something going on
between you two?
No.
No.
You know, Danny's just-
He's just been feeling
a little left out, that's all.
You know, you've been
spending a lot of time with Derek.
Well, yeah. I mean,
that's because he's about
to become my son-in-law, you know?
No, I know.
Just, uh, spend a little time
with Danny too.
Okay.
You're like a father to him.
You like?
Wow.
You're so beautiful.
Now you're gonna get married and...
travel halfway around the world.
- I wish Nessa were here.
- Me too.
I gotta go change.
Okay.
All right.
I love you, Daddy.
I love you too, honey.
I'm gonna miss you most of all.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Woody. Hey, it's Sam.
Can I call you right back?
No, I need a favor.
All right, well, Sam, uh,
I'm just a little busy.
No, listen to me.
What is that noise?
Hold on.
Wow.
Uh-
Woody. Woody, listen to me.
You need to spring for a new
cellphone. The static is horrible.
Sam, uh,
I'm in the middle of something
and I'm gonna have to call you right back.
Don't hang up.
Don't hang up. Listen.
I need a date to Delinda's wedding.
I need you to get on a plane right now.
Delinda's wedding?
Just get your ass to Vegas.
Sam. Sam.
I'll just have to call you right back.
No, no. No. Woody.
Please.
I'll let you do that little thing
that you like to do to me.
Really? You-You mean that-
that little thing that we did
the last time I saw you?
Mm-hmm.
I-I thought you didn't like
that thing that I like.
Hey, Nicole.
Hi, Danny.
How would you like
to accompany me to a wedding?
Really?
Yeah.
A wedding on the first date?
I know that it's a little creepy, but-
Creepy? Are you kidding?
It's so romantic.
Really?
Oh, my God. Yes.
I have so many friends
who met at weddings,
and now they're married,
and they've got kids.
Interesting.
I knew you liked me, Danny,
but I didn't know you liked me.
I was- I was just-
This is so great. Okay,
so after you meet my parents-
What, your parents? No.
They're gonna want
to meet you since we're dating.
Listen, you're getting
the wrong impression.
Hold on one second.
I thought you said you didn't like
to do that thing that I like to do.
Are you kidding?
It's me. Sam. I was lying.
I love it.
Really?
Sam, hold on.
Woody?
Sam? I'll call you back.
Woody?
Sam. Any luck on a date?
Good, you?
Yep.
But Danny,
our children will be beautiful.
Woody!
Man, oh, man.
You guys just won't take no
for an answer, huh?
Hey, nice face, tough guy.
Operation TAZ.
Bobby, uh, excuse us
for a second, please? Thank you.
Operation TAZ was never-
never sanctioned and never existed.
Well, the files have been unsealed.
It exists now.
That's 20 years ago.
It has relevance today.
What relevance?
It's vital to national security
that you be debriefed in Langley.
Immediately.
Tell you what, boys.
My, uh- My daughter's getting
married in less than 24 hours.
And, to be honest with you, my wife's
far scarier than both of youse
ever thought about being.
I guess you'll have to excuse me.
I'm in the middle of a fitting.
Bye, now.
Bobby.
Good-bye, now.
Sorry about that.
I heard Derek asked you
to be his best man.
Yeah, but if you don't
want me to do it, I'm-
He beat me to you.
What do you mean?
I was gonna ask you
to be my best man too.
Wouldn't have
to wear a dress.
What? Are you afraid
that I'll look better than you?
What you doing?
Looking at, uh, one
of the personnel files of one
of the waitresses. You know her?
Nicole? Yeah.
She's crazy in love with you.
That's what I heard.
Yeah, I wouldn't go there.
She is obsessive, borderline stalker.
Great.
You didn't ask her
to my wedding, did you?
No.
'Cause, you know,
that would be bad.
Really bad.
No, I wouldn't-
- So, uh, it looks like your fianc?'s
getting a little nervous.
- Why do you say that?
- He's been wandering around
the casino for quite a while, now.
Hmm.
Probably bored
without people to save.
He is quite the do-gooder, isn't he?
Am I doing the right thing, Danny?
I can't answer that.
I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta get
some work done here too.
I'll see ya.
See ya.
I need sat surveillance,
real-time imaging.
Lat 36 degrees, 10 minutes north.
Long 115 degrees and eight minutes west.
Why doesn't the old bastard
just come with us?
Would you come with us?
Son of a bitch.
Danny McCoy.
Danny, it's Derek.
Hey, Derek. What's up?
Listen, uh, in lieu
of a bachelor party,
I thought maybe you, me,
and Mike could get together
and do a little male bonding.
You serious?
Yeah. Delinda talks
about you guys so much.
You guys are like family.
I feel like we should get
to know each other better.
My suite, tonight.
I'll see you there.
Yeah, okay.
So, uh, that was Derek.
He said that he wants to, uh,
get together so we can bond.
Bond?
Yeah.
That's what he said.
When?
Tonight.
Bachelor party's tonight.
So-
What are you doing, Danny?
Look.
I'm happy for Delinda, but-
But what?
You know, it's not just Delinda.
It's Jillian. It's Ed.
I just feel like, uh-
I feel like I'm losing
what little family I have left.
I feel kind of like that too.
First Nessa. Now Delinda's
getting married and moving.
Maybe you're just worried that
Ed is gonna look at you differently
now that he's got a son-in-law.
No.
Or maybe...
you care more about Delinda
than you realize.
- Ed, I need to talk to you about something.
- Oh, sorry. I'm in the middle
of something right now.
- No. No, this is important. It's about me and-
- No, no, no. Not now, okay, Danny? I can't.
- Just listen to me.
- Later, buddy. Come on.
Annie, uh, hold all my calls. And, uh,
I don't want to be disturbed, okay?
Yes, sir.
That's not possible.
I thought you'd be calling.
What the hell's going on?
Hey, sweetheart,
a couple more shots over here.
I told you you needed
to be debriefed.
What are you, a broken record?
We need to meet in person.
Look, Karim Sharif-
This is not a conversation
we're having over the phone.
That was a great game last night.
Incredible.
I mean, those guys
were draining threes.
Yeah, it was-
They're automatic.
Plus, their defense is just-
Yeah. They're tops.
It's just unbelievable.
I haven't watched
basketball in years.
Actually, I haven't watched TV in years.
Yeah.
I gotta use the bathroom.
- You want a beer or something?
- You know, I-I thought you'd never ask.
Take it off, baby.
Looks like we needed
a dozen strippers just for Sarasvati.
Ever since we went paintballing,
that girl has really come out of her shell.
I'd say that burst out
of her shell-
This is Mitch.
Mitch, this is Mike.
Mike, where are you guys?
These strippers are incredible.
Yeah, we kind of got hung up,
but we're gonna be there.
So, how's Delinda?
Uh, what do you mean?
I mean how's Delinda?
I can't see her before the wedding,
so I was just wondering how she is.
Uh, well, she seemed fine
the last time I saw her, I guess.
Not-Not getting cold feet?
No.
She's the-
She's the best, isn't she?
She sure is.
Hey.
So what's the deal
with the maid of honor gig?
The wedding's tomorrow.
You didn't tell Mary about
you and Danny, did you?
No.
Don't.
But you told me to.
I know what it-
Hey.
I can't believe you're
leaving Las Vegas.
I'm not even packed.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
What's happening?
I don't know.
No, Sarasvati. Come on.
So, did you pick
your maid of honor yet?
I'm gonna be there soon.
I gotta go. I got another call.
Okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
- This is Mike.
- I want you.
- Sarasvati?
- I want you, Mike.
Now?
Right now.
I'm gonna explode.
No. No, no, no, no.
Don't you explode without me.
I'm on my way.
I'm sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
You really should flush and wash
your hands after using the bathroom.
You know how many diseases are spread
by not washing your hands?
- That simple act alone could
save millions of lives each year.
- I wasn't-
I mean... my bad.
Well, just a little heads-up.
I want you both to be
my maids of honor.
Oh, God, I thought you'd never ask.
...think bonding
could take all night.
I can't believe Sarasvati
exploded without me.
Yeah?
Danny, we have a big problem.
Give me a minute.
What's the problem?
What do you mean,
"What's the problem"? Look.
- Is that Delinda's wedding cake?
- It was.
The cake that Ed's
been talking about for days?
He's gonna kill me.
At least.
What happened?
Sabotage.
Sab-Sabotage?
Ever since Gunther
lost the cook-off with me.
He and his Gypsy boy, Benito.
Well, can't we just
make another one?
Are you crazy? The wedding
is in less than twelve hours.
Okay, what-
Mmm, that's really good.
I'll make a few phone calls.
That little movie
of yours was a fake.
It's the real deal, Ed. It was pulled
off satellite imaging two days ago.
- There's no way Sharif
could be your bomber.
- Why's that?
'Cause I killed the son
of a bitch 20 years ago.
You killed the wrong man.
Intel sources tell us Sharif's planning
something big in the next few days.
So, basically, we need to
clean up your mess, Deline.
My mess?
Yeah.
Your mess.
Hey, Ed.
I'll show you a mess.
Come on, Ed. You're the only person
alive who got close enough to Sharif
to know anything about him.
The only relevant information
we have on him is from you.
I gotta buy a wedding gift.
Sharif may have resurfaced
to come after you.
See, that's-that's why
I know you're full of crap.
'Cause if he was alive,
he had 20 years to come after me.
And I guarantee you, he would have.
Ed, we just briefed you on an active op
and that makes you an active part of it.
You don't just walk away
from the Company.
Watch me.
Not here.
You know we're gonna
look like idiots.
Well, let's just go together.
We can't go together.
That's even worse. People are
gonna know we couldn't get dates.
- The wedding's tonight.
- Okay, we'll go together.
Okay.
Okay.
It's not like it's a date.
I mean, I'm not putting out.
Well, you realize that the, uh,
best man and the maid of honor
usually end up hooking up.
- It's not gonna happen.
- Okay.
- Unless I get really drunk.
- What do you drink?
- Tequila.
- Cool.
Hey, Danny boy.
Hey.
Uh, you wanted
to talk to me earlier?
Uh, yeah. But, uh, can we go
someplace a little more private?
No, come on.
We can talk right here.
It's all right.
Well, it looks like you got
that, uh, perfect wedding gift.
Yeah, I did.
Ed, you know that I-
I think of you as a father,
and that I would never-
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
I got that. What is it?
Me and Delinda-
You're in love with my daughter?
I don't know.
Hey, Danny, Danny.
You got a few minutes?
I'm gonna run these vows by you.
You know, short version,
long version. I don't know.
Do you mind
if we do it a little bit later?
But my- Uh, yeah, yeah.
You got it. Yeah.
Well, just call me on my cell
if you need anything.
I have to go change
for the wedding. Thanks, sweetie.
There you go.
Quit it.
Looks good.
Come on. We're gonna be late.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God. We are gonna be late.
These were my mother's,
and now they're yours.
Your father has something
really special for you and Derek.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
I promised myself I wasn't
gonna cry until the wedding.
Am I doing the right thing, Mom?
Maybe I'm jumping
into this too fast.
Oh, honey.
It's not like you just met him.
You dated for years.
But that was a long time ago.
Sweetie, your dad and I
didn't know each other very long,
and we've been happily
married for over 30 years.
What's really going on here, Delinda?
Dee?
I have to talk to someone.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Delinda?
Delinda!
This next song is for some friends of ours
who are getting married tonight.
To Delinda and Derek.
Yeah?
Ed? Delinda's heading
to your room.
She said she needed
to talk to someone.
Okay, I'll wait for her.
Hey, I want to give her
our gift anyway, okay?
Okay.
Uh, well, it's time.
Don't wanna be late
for your own wedding.
Yeah.
It's that time, Mr. "D."
You guys wanna give me a minute?
Yeah.
We'll see you down there.
All right.
Let's go get the bride.
Oh, God.
I thought you'd at least
wait until the ceremony
before you started gushing.
I just- I just- I can't believe
she's getting married.
I know.
Boy, I'm a lot more nervous
than I thought I'd be.
In fact, you know what?
I-I think I'm gonna throw up.
No, I'm serious.
You okay there?
Yeah.
Sam? Sam Marquez?
The, uh, Deline-Stephenson wedding?
There.
Okay. That's yours.
Oh, God.
These are so beautiful.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
Okay. We're coming.
Come on, Derek.
We gotta roll, man.
Hey. Hey, is Sarasvati here?
I haven't seen her
since the bachelorette
party last night.
Hey, Sam. Hi, Mary. Wow.
Are you ready?
Coming, honey.
Ow.
for a spring wedding.
Quail isn't even a bird.
What are you talking about?
Look, I'm not serving something
that the vice president
can't even identify.
The wedding is less
than 30 hours away.
You can't keep changing
the menu on me.
I-I know, Wolfgang.
I just need it to be perfect.
My food is good enough for the Academy
Awards, but not for Ed Deline?
I didn't say that, Wolf.
I have 63 restaurants worldwide,
and no complaints except you.
Wolfgang, I am not complaining.
If not "quail ? la Puck,"
then "pheasant ? la Puck."
I'm not serving chicken
at my daughter's wedding.
Chicken?
You don't even know your fowl.
I wouldn't serve chicken
at a wedding either.
For the last time,
I'm not serving chicken.
Hey. Did you just hang up on me?
We have cellphone intercept. Now.
Hello, Ed.
Who's this?
You know who this is.
Pack your bag.
We're going to Vegas.
What about his daughter's wedding?
I don't care about his
daughter's wedding.
No more bets.
Tomorrow night's the big night.
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Daddy and Wolfgang are
still fighting over the menu,
my mother's an emotional wreck,
and I still can't decide who to pick
as my maid of honor.
Other than that,
everything's great.
You don't have a maid of honor yet?
Delinda, you're getting married
in less than 30 hours.
I know. But I can't decide.
Well, flip a coin.
Heads is Mary. Tails is Sam.
Although the choice
seems pretty obvious to me.
Good versus evil. Heaven and hell.
An angel and the devil.
What about a guy?
As your maid of honor? Delinda,
I'm flattered, but I'm not wearing a dress.
Not you. Danny.
Oh, I would definitely
make him wear a dress.
- Uh, how's he, uh, doing
with this whole wedding thing?
- What do you mean?
You know, since he and I were-
Guess who.
Hey.
Sweetie.
Aw.
Oh, my God.
What?
You can't see me
before the wedding. Mike.
I never figured her
for the traditional type.
Mr. Cannon.
Yeah, well-
Uh, hey, you haven't seen,
uh, Danny, have you?
Yep.
There are only 52 cards
in single-deck blackjack.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's go, buddy.
Hey, uh, Danny.
You got a minute?
Yeah. What's up?
I just found out some of
my colleagues are not gonna
be able to make the wedding.
Sorry to hear that.
Well, one of them was
supposed to be my best man.
And I'd like you to step in.
Excuse me?
Be my best man.
Uh, yeah, I don't-
No, you are the one who
convinced me to marry Delinda.
You guys are such great friends.
Getting married was not my idea.
You're so modest.
And I guess that's why
Delinda likes you.
It's like "Danny, Danny, Danny."
That's all she ever talks about.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Mike, Danny just agreed
to be my best man.
That's great. Bachelor party.
Short notice, but we can pull it off.
And we are gonna have
the best strippers.
I don't want a bachelor party.
- Excuse me?
- Bachelor parties are degrading to women.
I don't understand how a man
could do that to the woman he's
about to spend the rest of his life with.
Especially the night
before the wedding. I mean,
that's no way to start a marriage.
- Groping strippers.
- Yeah.
Oh, I've gotta go get my tux.
Hey. You are the best... man.
Yeah.
Thanks, Danny.
- What kind of man
doesn't want a bachelor party?
- The kind that saves the world.
Just because he doesn't want one,
doesn't mean we can't throw one for him.
Hey. Hey. You guys don't have dates
to Delinda's wedding, do you?
- I do.
- You do?
- Who?
- A certain Indian princess from Accounting.
- I thought we were all going alone.
- Ooh, can't get a date?
- Of course I can get a date.
- Danny can't get one either. It's cool.
- I was planning on going alone.
Pathetic.
Excuse me.
I can't believe
we don't have dates.
I mean, look at us. We're hot.
I know, I know.
I'm hotter than you because
I'm the whole package, but still...
you should be able to-
Yeah?
dig up an old ho with that whole
pretty-boy thing you've got going on.
Thank you.
- Good luck.
- Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Danny McCoy.
Danny, it's me.
Hey, Ed.
Look, uh,
I need your help.
Uh, I'm buying a special gift
for, uh, Delinda and Derek.
Delinda's wedding
is gonna be a disaster.
Ed's gone insane.
Is that Wolfgang?
Is that Ed?
You tell him I quit.
Enough abuse.
You tell him I'm not serving chicken
at my daughter's wedding.
Ed says no chicken.
- Did you take care of everything
for the bachelorette party?
- Yes, everything except the strippers.
Great. Wait.
What do you mean,
"everything but the strippers"?
If there's no strippers,
there's no bachelorette party.
You know I'm awful
at that kind of thing.
Why do I have to take care of
everything all the time?
Thank you.
Hi, it's Sam. Hey, listen,
I'm gonna need some male
strippers for a party tonight.
A dozen. Twelve, twelve strippers.
I'm sorry. Can you hold on a second?
What do you plan on doing
with twelve strippers?
I don't know. I just thought,
like, one for every girl?
No. Hi. Yeah, sorry.
- Uh, six will be fine for tonight.
- Six?
Thanks.
Hey. Hi, how you doing?
Hey, you.
We still on for dinner?
- Yeah, yeah. I'll meet you at Wolfgang's?
- Yeah.
Cut it out.
- These guys are really good.
- Yeah. Wish I could've
booked them for more than one night.
That would've been great if you
got them to play at Delinda's reception.
Actually, I did.
But don't tell anyone. It's a surprise.
As soon as they finish their show tomorrow
night, they're headed to the wedding.
- You guys sound great.
- Thanks, Casey.
Hey, at the wedding,
are you still gonna wear the-
Uh, the-the black dress. Yeah.
Then I will wear
the double-breasted thing.
I think we will look
very handsome together.
- I think so, too. So, I'll see you later.
- Yeah, you will.
- Bye, Sam.
- Casey.
You're going to the wedding
with Casey? That's interesting.
Yeah, yeah.
You're-You're okay with it, right?
Yeah, of course.
I'm fine with it.
We're over. I mean,
we were over before we started, so-
You sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I gotta get a date.
Danny, have you seen Ed?
I think he's still trying to find
Delinda and Derek's wedding gift. Why?
Oh, my God.
This is a nightmare.
Well, is there something I can help?
Yeah, if you want to kill
a dress designer for me.
Something wrong with Delinda's dress?
No, mine.
Oh, here he is.
Honey. They ruined my dress.
I want you to kill them.
I have nothing to wear.
We're-We're gonna have to
cancel the wedding.
Cancel the wed-
What are you talking about?
Just buy another one.
I can't just buy another dress.
Why not?
By tomorrow night?
Yeah. Why not?
Danny, tell him why.
- Actually, I don't know why.
- Because it's a designer dress.
It's one of a kind.
- Just get another one of a kind.
- How am I gonna get another one of a kind?
What, are you kidding me? It's Vegas.
I mean, buy whatever you want, honey.
Okay.
See? This is why I love you.
You're right. Okay.
What are you gonna wear?
My-My dark blue suit.
Oh, no. I don't want you
to wear a suit. Wear a tux.
Wait. Hold on a second.
That's the suit I wore
when we got married, honey.
It has special meaning to me.
How sweet.
Shut up.
Honey, I-I appreciate the sentiment.
But I really want you to wear a tux.
Okay. Okay. I-I'll wear my tux.
No, no, no, not that old thing.
You need a new one.
Besides, I don't think it's gonna fit you.
You've put on a little weight.
I did not.
Okay, whatever. Honey,
go see Bobby. He's ready to fit you.
And, darling, thank you
for shaving for the wedding.
I missed your face.
Don't even think about it, wise guy.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah.
But I do need to talk to you
about something.
Give me a couple seconds.
I've gotta talk to Wolfgang
about the menu.
How's it going
with the wedding gift?
Eh.
- Hey. We have a problem.
- What kind of a problem?
Everyone's bringing dates
to the wedding.
Mary and Casey are going together.
- Casey's taking Mary?
- Mike was right. We're gonna
look like pathetic losers.
Mike said "pathetic." He never
mentioned anything about losers.
That's okay with you? Pathetic?
- Are you suggesting
that we go together?
- No.
- I think you are.
- No, I can get a date.
I'm just worried about you.
- I can get a date before you.
- Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh. I go this way.
Erika, hey.
Danny.
So, how's the new job going?
I've been here for three months.
That hardly qualifies as new.
I've been meaning to stop by
to see how you're doing.
But, uh, I've been, uh, busy.
Was there something else?
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering if you wanted
to come to Delinda's wedding with me.
You wanna take me on a first date
to the wedding of the woman
you've been sleeping with?
Yes.
That's kind of creepy.
It is when you put it like that.
I'm gonna pass.
Donald.
Hey, Sam.
Hey, uh, listen.
I know you've wanted to date me
for a very long time, for as long
as you've been my client,
which is years.
Oh, my God. Please tell me
this is my lucky day.
It's your lucky day.
Hot damn!
Tie me to a hog's hind leg
and let him wallow in the mud.
I'd rather not do that.
You just name the place, Sam.
I would like you to get a tux.
Well, I own three,
but I'll buy a new one if you want.
One's fine.
Ceremony's tomorrow at 7:00.
Wait. Hey, wait a minute.
You're not inviting me
to a wedding, are you?
Yes, I am.
No way.
Donald, what-
No, no.
Look, I'm sorry, Sam.
I would love to strap a two-by-four
to my ass and have a go at you.
No, no. Weddings are
the most unlucky thing ever.
Donald.
I lost two million after a wedding
last time I was in Vegas. No.
Donald. It's me.
I-I'm sorry, Sam.
Maybe we can just get together
and have sex, huh?
Yeah, okay.
Really?
No.
Montecito surveillance tap
in three, two, one.
Excuse me. I was told you'd know
where we could find Ed Deline.
Uh, Ed's busy right now.
I'm Danny McCoy.
Is there something I can help you with?
I'm an old friend
in town for the wedding.
Just wanted to surprise him.
So, you-you two
used to work together?
Uh, Wolfgang Puck's.
Thank you.
Yeah.
- Yeah?
- Hey, it's me.
Hey, Delinda.
I need to ask you something
important. Can you meet me?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, guys.
Mr. Manning's in the house.
Just do that while it's hot.
I'm on it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, you're sure you're okay with this?
I'm-I'm okay with it if Sam's
okay with it, and she says she is.
Me and Danny, we're just friends.
That's all we'll ever be.
Okay. So, what do you think
of this whole crazy wedding?
Honestly?
Mm-hmm.
I always kinda thought
that I'd get married first.
Marriage is overrated,
if you ask me.
Really?
You, uh-You think that?
Well, I've only been married to Sam.
That's a good point.
In theory, it's a great idea,
but, uh, my first go-around
wasn't so perfect, shall we say.
I'm really sorry if I insulted
your choice of entr?es.
It's just that, you know,
I wanted something special.
I promise you, Ed, it will be.
The cake is exactly
what you asked for.
No, it looks- it's great.
The cake is very important.
See, when Jillian and I got married,
we-we didn't have a cake.
So, it's as much for her
as it is for Delinda.
I understand.
Would you excuse me
for a minute, please?
Of course.
Thank you.
We need you in Langley, Ed.
Who's, uh-
Who's your new boy, here?
We got less than 20 hours
to debrief you.
Debrief me? Are you out of your mind?
What do you mean "debrief me"?
I'm in the hotel business.
Something came up.
Something big.
Really? Something big?
Like Nessa disappearing? Setting me up
for a murder I didn't commit?
Something big like that?
Look. None of those situations
could be helped, Ed.
Well, yeah.
Well, you know, my daughter's
getting married and I'm busy.
Listen, old man.
We can do this the easy way,
or the hard way.
Get this douche bag out of my hotel.
I hope they're not
coming to the wedding.
No. No, they're
definitely not invited, Wolf.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Hey, uh, Casey?
Hmm?
Let's just take this nice and slow.
Nice and slow it is.
Door's open. Come in.
What's up?
Wow.
- Do you like?
- Wow.
Stop saying "Wow."
Say something else.
You look beautiful.
Really?
Yeah.
Danny. What are you doing here?
You're not allowed to see the bride
before the wedding.
I thought that only
applied to the groom.
It does.
I wanted his opinion, Mom.
Okay. Fine, fine.
Honey, your dad's gonna be here
in a few minutes to see your dress.
I have to go to a fitting,
and you are not going to
believe who squeezed me in.
Who?
Jennifer Bryan herself.
She's totally freaked out
about me leaving Las Vegas.
Your dad's pretty stressed out too.
You really think I look beautiful?
Yeah, I do.
I'm gonna miss you, Danny.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Come here.
You can always come visit me.
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
Derek is a lucky guy.
Thank you.
I gotta go.
Hey.
Is something going on
between you two?
No.
No.
You know, Danny's just-
He's just been feeling
a little left out, that's all.
You know, you've been
spending a lot of time with Derek.
Well, yeah. I mean,
that's because he's about
to become my son-in-law, you know?
No, I know.
Just, uh, spend a little time
with Danny too.
Okay.
You're like a father to him.
You like?
Wow.
You're so beautiful.
Now you're gonna get married and...
travel halfway around the world.
- I wish Nessa were here.
- Me too.
I gotta go change.
Okay.
All right.
I love you, Daddy.
I love you too, honey.
I'm gonna miss you most of all.
I'm gonna miss you too.
Woody. Hey, it's Sam.
Can I call you right back?
No, I need a favor.
All right, well, Sam, uh,
I'm just a little busy.
No, listen to me.
What is that noise?
Hold on.
Wow.
Uh-
Woody. Woody, listen to me.
You need to spring for a new
cellphone. The static is horrible.
Sam, uh,
I'm in the middle of something
and I'm gonna have to call you right back.
Don't hang up.
Don't hang up. Listen.
I need a date to Delinda's wedding.
I need you to get on a plane right now.
Delinda's wedding?
Just get your ass to Vegas.
Sam. Sam.
I'll just have to call you right back.
No, no. No. Woody.
Please.
I'll let you do that little thing
that you like to do to me.
Really? You-You mean that-
that little thing that we did
the last time I saw you?
Mm-hmm.
I-I thought you didn't like
that thing that I like.
Hey, Nicole.
Hi, Danny.
How would you like
to accompany me to a wedding?
Really?
Yeah.
A wedding on the first date?
I know that it's a little creepy, but-
Creepy? Are you kidding?
It's so romantic.
Really?
Oh, my God. Yes.
I have so many friends
who met at weddings,
and now they're married,
and they've got kids.
Interesting.
I knew you liked me, Danny,
but I didn't know you liked me.
I was- I was just-
This is so great. Okay,
so after you meet my parents-
What, your parents? No.
They're gonna want
to meet you since we're dating.
Listen, you're getting
the wrong impression.
Hold on one second.
I thought you said you didn't like
to do that thing that I like to do.
Are you kidding?
It's me. Sam. I was lying.
I love it.
Really?
Sam, hold on.
Woody?
Sam? I'll call you back.
Woody?
Sam. Any luck on a date?
Good, you?
Yep.
But Danny,
our children will be beautiful.
Woody!
Man, oh, man.
You guys just won't take no
for an answer, huh?
Hey, nice face, tough guy.
Operation TAZ.
Bobby, uh, excuse us
for a second, please? Thank you.
Operation TAZ was never-
never sanctioned and never existed.
Well, the files have been unsealed.
It exists now.
That's 20 years ago.
It has relevance today.
What relevance?
It's vital to national security
that you be debriefed in Langley.
Immediately.
Tell you what, boys.
My, uh- My daughter's getting
married in less than 24 hours.
And, to be honest with you, my wife's
far scarier than both of youse
ever thought about being.
I guess you'll have to excuse me.
I'm in the middle of a fitting.
Bye, now.
Bobby.
Good-bye, now.
Sorry about that.
I heard Derek asked you
to be his best man.
Yeah, but if you don't
want me to do it, I'm-
He beat me to you.
What do you mean?
I was gonna ask you
to be my best man too.
Wouldn't have
to wear a dress.
What? Are you afraid
that I'll look better than you?
What you doing?
Looking at, uh, one
of the personnel files of one
of the waitresses. You know her?
Nicole? Yeah.
She's crazy in love with you.
That's what I heard.
Yeah, I wouldn't go there.
She is obsessive, borderline stalker.
Great.
You didn't ask her
to my wedding, did you?
No.
'Cause, you know,
that would be bad.
Really bad.
No, I wouldn't-
- So, uh, it looks like your fianc?'s
getting a little nervous.
- Why do you say that?
- He's been wandering around
the casino for quite a while, now.
Hmm.
Probably bored
without people to save.
He is quite the do-gooder, isn't he?
Am I doing the right thing, Danny?
I can't answer that.
I gotta go.
Yeah, I gotta get
some work done here too.
I'll see ya.
See ya.
I need sat surveillance,
real-time imaging.
Lat 36 degrees, 10 minutes north.
Long 115 degrees and eight minutes west.
Why doesn't the old bastard
just come with us?
Would you come with us?
Son of a bitch.
Danny McCoy.
Danny, it's Derek.
Hey, Derek. What's up?
Listen, uh, in lieu
of a bachelor party,
I thought maybe you, me,
and Mike could get together
and do a little male bonding.
You serious?
Yeah. Delinda talks
about you guys so much.
You guys are like family.
I feel like we should get
to know each other better.
My suite, tonight.
I'll see you there.
Yeah, okay.
So, uh, that was Derek.
He said that he wants to, uh,
get together so we can bond.
Bond?
Yeah.
That's what he said.
When?
Tonight.
Bachelor party's tonight.
So-
What are you doing, Danny?
Look.
I'm happy for Delinda, but-
But what?
You know, it's not just Delinda.
It's Jillian. It's Ed.
I just feel like, uh-
I feel like I'm losing
what little family I have left.
I feel kind of like that too.
First Nessa. Now Delinda's
getting married and moving.
Maybe you're just worried that
Ed is gonna look at you differently
now that he's got a son-in-law.
No.
Or maybe...
you care more about Delinda
than you realize.
- Ed, I need to talk to you about something.
- Oh, sorry. I'm in the middle
of something right now.
- No. No, this is important. It's about me and-
- No, no, no. Not now, okay, Danny? I can't.
- Just listen to me.
- Later, buddy. Come on.
Annie, uh, hold all my calls. And, uh,
I don't want to be disturbed, okay?
Yes, sir.
That's not possible.
I thought you'd be calling.
What the hell's going on?
Hey, sweetheart,
a couple more shots over here.
I told you you needed
to be debriefed.
What are you, a broken record?
We need to meet in person.
Look, Karim Sharif-
This is not a conversation
we're having over the phone.
That was a great game last night.
Incredible.
I mean, those guys
were draining threes.
Yeah, it was-
They're automatic.
Plus, their defense is just-
Yeah. They're tops.
It's just unbelievable.
I haven't watched
basketball in years.
Actually, I haven't watched TV in years.
Yeah.
I gotta use the bathroom.
- You want a beer or something?
- You know, I-I thought you'd never ask.
Take it off, baby.
Looks like we needed
a dozen strippers just for Sarasvati.
Ever since we went paintballing,
that girl has really come out of her shell.
I'd say that burst out
of her shell-
This is Mitch.
Mitch, this is Mike.
Mike, where are you guys?
These strippers are incredible.
Yeah, we kind of got hung up,
but we're gonna be there.
So, how's Delinda?
Uh, what do you mean?
I mean how's Delinda?
I can't see her before the wedding,
so I was just wondering how she is.
Uh, well, she seemed fine
the last time I saw her, I guess.
Not-Not getting cold feet?
No.
She's the-
She's the best, isn't she?
She sure is.
Hey.
So what's the deal
with the maid of honor gig?
The wedding's tomorrow.
You didn't tell Mary about
you and Danny, did you?
No.
Don't.
But you told me to.
I know what it-
Hey.
I can't believe you're
leaving Las Vegas.
I'm not even packed.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
What's happening?
I don't know.
No, Sarasvati. Come on.
So, did you pick
your maid of honor yet?
I'm gonna be there soon.
I gotta go. I got another call.
Okay.
Hey, what are you doing?
- This is Mike.
- I want you.
- Sarasvati?
- I want you, Mike.
Now?
Right now.
I'm gonna explode.
No. No, no, no, no.
Don't you explode without me.
I'm on my way.
I'm sorry, guys.
I gotta go.
You really should flush and wash
your hands after using the bathroom.
You know how many diseases are spread
by not washing your hands?
- That simple act alone could
save millions of lives each year.
- I wasn't-
I mean... my bad.
Well, just a little heads-up.
I want you both to be
my maids of honor.
Oh, God, I thought you'd never ask.
...think bonding
could take all night.
I can't believe Sarasvati
exploded without me.
Yeah?
Danny, we have a big problem.
Give me a minute.
What's the problem?
What do you mean,
"What's the problem"? Look.
- Is that Delinda's wedding cake?
- It was.
The cake that Ed's
been talking about for days?
He's gonna kill me.
At least.
What happened?
Sabotage.
Sab-Sabotage?
Ever since Gunther
lost the cook-off with me.
He and his Gypsy boy, Benito.
Well, can't we just
make another one?
Are you crazy? The wedding
is in less than twelve hours.
Okay, what-
Mmm, that's really good.
I'll make a few phone calls.
That little movie
of yours was a fake.
It's the real deal, Ed. It was pulled
off satellite imaging two days ago.
- There's no way Sharif
could be your bomber.
- Why's that?
'Cause I killed the son
of a bitch 20 years ago.
You killed the wrong man.
Intel sources tell us Sharif's planning
something big in the next few days.
So, basically, we need to
clean up your mess, Deline.
My mess?
Yeah.
Your mess.
Hey, Ed.
I'll show you a mess.
Come on, Ed. You're the only person
alive who got close enough to Sharif
to know anything about him.
The only relevant information
we have on him is from you.
I gotta buy a wedding gift.
Sharif may have resurfaced
to come after you.
See, that's-that's why
I know you're full of crap.
'Cause if he was alive,
he had 20 years to come after me.
And I guarantee you, he would have.
Ed, we just briefed you on an active op
and that makes you an active part of it.
You don't just walk away
from the Company.
Watch me.
Not here.
You know we're gonna
look like idiots.
Well, let's just go together.
We can't go together.
That's even worse. People are
gonna know we couldn't get dates.
- The wedding's tonight.
- Okay, we'll go together.
Okay.
Okay.
It's not like it's a date.
I mean, I'm not putting out.
Well, you realize that the, uh,
best man and the maid of honor
usually end up hooking up.
- It's not gonna happen.
- Okay.
- Unless I get really drunk.
- What do you drink?
- Tequila.
- Cool.
Hey, Danny boy.
Hey.
Uh, you wanted
to talk to me earlier?
Uh, yeah. But, uh, can we go
someplace a little more private?
No, come on.
We can talk right here.
It's all right.
Well, it looks like you got
that, uh, perfect wedding gift.
Yeah, I did.
Ed, you know that I-
I think of you as a father,
and that I would never-
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
I got that. What is it?
Me and Delinda-
You're in love with my daughter?
I don't know.
Hey, Danny, Danny.
You got a few minutes?
I'm gonna run these vows by you.
You know, short version,
long version. I don't know.
Do you mind
if we do it a little bit later?
But my- Uh, yeah, yeah.
You got it. Yeah.
Well, just call me on my cell
if you need anything.
I have to go change
for the wedding. Thanks, sweetie.
There you go.
Quit it.
Looks good.
Come on. We're gonna be late.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God. We are gonna be late.
These were my mother's,
and now they're yours.
Your father has something
really special for you and Derek.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
I promised myself I wasn't
gonna cry until the wedding.
Am I doing the right thing, Mom?
Maybe I'm jumping
into this too fast.
Oh, honey.
It's not like you just met him.
You dated for years.
But that was a long time ago.
Sweetie, your dad and I
didn't know each other very long,
and we've been happily
married for over 30 years.
What's really going on here, Delinda?
Dee?
I have to talk to someone.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Delinda?
Delinda!
This next song is for some friends of ours
who are getting married tonight.
To Delinda and Derek.
Yeah?
Ed? Delinda's heading
to your room.
She said she needed
to talk to someone.
Okay, I'll wait for her.
Hey, I want to give her
our gift anyway, okay?
Okay.
Uh, well, it's time.
Don't wanna be late
for your own wedding.
Yeah.
It's that time, Mr. "D."
You guys wanna give me a minute?
Yeah.
We'll see you down there.
All right.
Let's go get the bride.
Oh, God.
I thought you'd at least
wait until the ceremony
before you started gushing.
I just- I just- I can't believe
she's getting married.
I know.
Boy, I'm a lot more nervous
than I thought I'd be.
In fact, you know what?
I-I think I'm gonna throw up.
No, I'm serious.
You okay there?
Yeah.
Sam? Sam Marquez?
The, uh, Deline-Stephenson wedding?
There.
Okay. That's yours.
Oh, God.
These are so beautiful.
No, no.
No.
No, no.
Okay. We're coming.
Come on, Derek.
We gotta roll, man.
Hey. Hey, is Sarasvati here?
I haven't seen her
since the bachelorette
party last night.
Hey, Sam. Hi, Mary. Wow.
Are you ready?
Coming, honey.
Ow.