Las Vegas (2003–2008): Season 3, Episode 20 - All Quiet on the Montecito Front - full transcript

[Whistles]

[Coins Clattering]
Oh, my God!

Yeah!
[Screaming]

[Phone Rings]
Hawaiian shirt by west pit.
Pick him up. Call Metro.

Any action?
Uh, not much.

[Yawns]
Couple of pickpockets.

Fight broke out in Mystique.
Situation under control.

What are you doing here anyway?
Didn't you just work a double?

I did. Uh, Jason, who had
the Sunday shift, called in sick.

Third time this month.
Yeah, how is he?

I heard he was on
a 48-hour poker binge.



I guess we gotta look
for a replacement.

Mm-mmm. Already on it.

Got about 50 resumes here.
I see that. Hey, where's
your partner in crime?

Uh, he did a double too.
Said he needed to
blow off some steam.

#[Rock]
[Grunts]

#[Man Singing]

[Moaning]

[Both Gasping]

Wow.
Yeah.

[Panting]
Well, back to work.

Are you forgetting something?
Oh, sorry.

That was great.

I meant the handcuffs!

How you doin'?
Good.



Uh, reservation for O'Malley,
Barry O'Malley.

Mr. O'Malley,
I don't see anything.
I made the reservation personally.

Do you have
a confirmation number?
No.

I'm sorry, sir.
We're fully booked.

Uh, wait. I'm sorry.
Wh-What is the hotel policy
under these circumstances, uh, Jan?

You can try the M.G.M.
Or Caesars. Next?

[Sighs]

[Woman Laughing]

Hi, a table for one, please.
Do you have a reservation, sir?

No. But, uh,
do I really need one?
Looks like there's plenty of tables.

It would appear that way,
but, unfortunately, those are reserved.

We only keep half the restaurant
open for walk-in business.

We'll buzz you.

Excuse me.
I need a club soda, please?

Gimme a second, buddy.
What can I get you ladies?

- A dirty summertini, please.
- I'd like to put their drinks
on my tab.

You don't have a tab.
Actually, I do.

- See, I own the place.
- [Both Chuckle]

No, really.
I do own the place.

- Loser.
- Sorry, dude, but you got no game.

What the heck is he doing now?

Is that Casey?

I picked him up two minutes
after he came into the joint.

The guy's been walking around
for two hours incognito.

He thinks he's invisible
'cause he's wearing a hat
and a stupid pair of glasses.

And this guy is a billionaire.
Now is that unbelievable?

Honey, I really came here
to tell you something.

Before I do, I want you to promise
you won't get mad at me.
Oh, boy.

Does it have anything to do
with my Aston Martin?

No.
Okay.

How about that wacko,
Dr. Paul?
No.

Okay, we're off to
a pretty good start here.
Now, what is it that you did?

I invited Derek Stephenson
to spend a few days
at the Montecito.

Derek, Delinda's old boyfriend
from college?

Honey, he is a terrific guy.
He put himself
through medical school.

He works for Doctors Without Borders.
I love the guy.
He's a great guy.

But why do you feel it necessary
to play matchmaker?

Because I'm Delinda's mother,
and I want her to be happy.

And it's about time I took
matters into my own hands.

Honey, it's been years.
The guy's probably married.

And how do you know that
he's even interested in Delinda?

Well, because he's flying
18 hours to come see her.

Delinda know about this?

No.
But left to her own devices, honey...

Think about the losers
she's brought home.

Hey, she was with Danny.

They had sex in a hotel room...
Shh. Please.

You almost killed him.
Is that the kind of relationship
we want for our daughter?

I can't believe how long it's taken us
to realize that we can have this great sex
with no romantic attachments.

You're not romantically attached,
are you?
No. No, no, no.

It's safe to say that if anything emotional
was gonna happen between either one of us,
it would have happened years ago.

Agreed.
So it is what it is.
It is what it is.

Sure beats the gym.
Yeah.

As long as we both know
that there's no, you know,
emotional sort of anything.

Exactly.
And that we get
your father's blessing.

Are you kidding me, Danny?
I think that we should tell him.

We are both consenting adults.
We're not on Montecito property.

And, Danny,
it's none of his business.
Do not tell him.

I gotta go.
Uh, wait-wait-wait-wait-wait.

Uh, do you mind taking
the elevator down through
the parking garage?

Sure, McCoy,
make a girl feel comfortable.

It's just that Mike's picking me up.
We're gonna go play some hoops.

I got it. I got it.
He's gonna be out front.
Okay.

Danny, that was...
I know.

Yeah. Yeah.

All right. Okay.
See ya.

Why am I always
the last one to know?

#Boy, you feelin'lucky tonight #

#Roll the dice again
and let it ride #

#Let it ride
Let it ride #

# You gonna do this one more time #

#Hit me again and let it ride #

#Let it ride
Let it ride #

#Are you gonna play tonight #

# 'Cause Lady Luck
is right by your side #

#By your side
By your side #

# Gonna do this one more time #

#Hit me again and let it ride #

#Let it ride, let it ride
Let it ride, let it ride #

[Women Laughing]

What the hell are you doing?
Ed, Ed. They lost
my reservation.

They wouldn't seat me at Wolfgang's.
There were 10 tables available.

And your point is what?
Ed, I came to the Montecito
incognito on purpose.

I wanted to see how a regular guy
gets treated in our hotel.

First of all,
you had no reservation.

Secondly, you're dressed
like a geek.

I'd have thrown you out.
What the hell's
wrong with your eye?

Oh, BASE jumping.
Tough landing.

Look, Ed, I want the Montecito
to be a classy place, but a place
where everybody is welcome.

Have you seen
our last quarter numbers?
They're great.

Yeah, I know. That's fantastic.
But it doesn't matter.

Okay? We've become complacent,
too confident.

What we need to do
is take everybody down a peg.

How do you propose to do that?

Take the heads of all the departments
on a corporate retreat.

A retreat?
Come here.

Hey, there you are.
Hey.

Took off after the game.
Uh, yeah.
Had some stuff to take care of.

Oh, yeah?
Anything you want to talk about?
Mm-mmm.

So, uh, do you consider us
work friends or friend friends?

Like, would we be friends
if we weren't working together?

Sure.
Yeah, I think we'd be friends.
Don't you?

Yeah. 'Cause you
can talk to me. I'm cool.

I'm Kool Moe Dee,
you know what I'm saying?

Uh, actually, no.
Just that we can say whatever
we want to each other.

It's a totally protected
environment we got.
It's getting a little creepy, Mike.

What are you getting at?
I just want to know if
we have the kind of relationship...

where we can
tell each other personal stuff.

If this is about those interpretive
dance lessons you're taking,
I'm cool with that. I already know.

No, this is not about...
How do you know about that?

I accidentally brought home your gym bag
one day and I found these leg warmers
with this "tighty" spandex...

They're called "manotards."
They're common in the dance world.

Look, do you have anything you
want to get off your chest
to a non-work friend?

No.
Nothin'?

Nothin'.
Nothing at all?

Nothing! What are you...
Fine. Whatever.

Ed wants to see everyone
in the conference room.
Big meeting.

Okay.
Okay.

[Scoffs]
[Imitates Scoff]

You had sex, didn't you?

Excuse me?

Who'd you have sex with,
hooker?

Okay, I had sex.
Uh-huh.

But with no one you know.
Really? I know quite a few people
in this town. Try me.

Well, he doesn't even live here.
I mean, he travels a lot.
He's a professional... bowler.

You had sex with a bowler.

No, never.
I had sex with Danny.

Danny?
Yeah.

I don't know if that's cool or not.
What about Mary?

Look, it just happened.
Besides, Danny and Mary are over.
Ask Danny.

Hey. What about Danny?

- Well?
- He helped me rotate my tires.
My-My car was screwed up.

Oh.
Ed wants us all
in the conference room.

- Big meeting.
- Mmm.

I hate when my tires need to
be rotated, and Danny's not around.

Who's the nerd?

Jan at the front desk
said he was very rude.

I heard he told those chicks in Opus
that he owned the place.

- [Chortling]
- [Casey]
All right, that's enough.

What I wanted you all to see...

is that I got turned down
at Wolfgang's when there were
at least 10 open tables.

- [Danny]
Mmm. Hmm.
- Don't blame me. Blame Sam.

I have to keep those available
for high rollers or in case
someone loses 10 grand at craps.

- The least we could do is
give away some cheap pasta.
- Cheap pasta?

- I hardly call $64 risotto
with black truffles cheap.
- [Mike] I smell a catfight.

- [Hissing]
- The idiots in surveillance
want to get involved?

Maybe if you guys could
keep track ofhow many comped
guests we have,

Wolfgang's could afford to
give away a few tables.

Did she say idiots from surveillance?
She did.
I think you meant experts.

In all fairness...
That's a really good point.

- You heard me. I said, "idiot."
- We do our job. I know that.

If you would work together...
She could have called you worse.

Maybe if you all did your jobs.
You guys don't realize how safe it is...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right, look.

Although it's clear that we have
a very good bottom line,

- there's obviously some major problems
with complacency...
- Yeah.

- and communication
between the departments.
- [Whispers] Complacency.

And that is why you're going on
a corporate retreat.

See, now that is the first
good idea you've ever had.

You know that place
north of Santa Barbara called Bacara?

It's supposed to be...
I could use, like, a seven-hour massage.

- Yeah.
- No, Aspen. It's off-season,
not as crowded, some skiing.

- Pebble Beach?
- Pebble Beach is nice.

- Oh, that's where I could
work some golf in.
- We are going paintballing.

Paintball.

We divide up into teams,
hunt each other down.
Teamwork. Bonding.

Casey, I think that
this whole retreat thing
is a great idea and everything,

but I got, like,
25 interviews set up.

Sorry, Danny, look,
everybody comes, or they're fired.

Everybody? Even Ed?
Yeah. Even Ed.
Ed's comin'.

Okay. All right.
You better bring your game face.
Oh, yeah.

Ready for round two?

Wouldn't that be more like round 10?

Meet me in the presidential suite.
No, no, no. No, no.

Not on the Montecito grounds.
Ever.

No prob. I'm just gonna go
and try on a new garter belt.

So, if you're in the area,
feel free to stop by.

- Honey, look who I found.
- Derek.

- Hey, get over here.
- Hey. How you doing, Mr. Deline?

How you been?
I've been all right.

What you been up to?
Well, you know. Not much.

Oh, no. Not much.
Hejust got back
from Kuala Lumpur.

He was in Thailand
during the tsunami,
and he's off to Bangladesh.

It's been quite an experience
these last few years.
I can well imagine.

I'm proud of you, son.
Thank you, sir.

Hey, why don't you take Derek
up to the presidential suite?
Let him freshen up a little bit.

- And I'll, uh...
I'll try to find Delinda.
- Great. Good.

Take it easy.
No fooling around
with the old lady!

[Laughs]

Oh, hey.

Oh. Hi, Danny.
[Chuckles]

Oh, same floor.
Danny, this is Dr. Derek Stephenson,
Delinda's college boyfriend.

How do you do?
Good. How you doin'?
Nice to meet you.

So, uh, what kind of doctor are you?

Well, I'm board certified
in cardiothoracic surgery,

but the last few years have been
more triage type stuff.

Derek works with
Doctors Without Borders.
First in his class at Harvard.

- Wow.
- So, what do you do here?

- Security.
- Ah.

[Scoffs]
Danny's head of security.
He's a decorated marine.

Served in Iraq.
Wow.

[Elevator Bell Dings]

So, where you headed?
Presidential suite.

No, no, no. Wait.
Uh, that's not ready yet.

- Ed said it was vacant.
- No. They're doing a bunch of
renovations stuff in there.

Contractor stuff. It's... Why don't
we just head down to Ed's office,

and I will set you up
with another suite.

Thanks.
Nice meeting you.

Nice to meet you.
[Chuckles]
All right.

Wow.

[Zipper Zips]
Here. Put the cuffs on.
I still got to get ready.

Uh...
Your boyfriend's here.

What?
Yeah.

A Derek something.
Derek Stephenson.

Mm-hmm.
What?
Where is he?

- Down at your dad's office
waiting for you.
- Oh, my God.

- I'm a mess. I have to get ready.
I have to get ready.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.

Bye.

Ed. Ed.
Hey, Case, what's up?

Hey. You getting all suited up?
Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not going.
Come on, Ed.
We're going paintballing!

No, you are going paintballing.
Ed, I already told the rest of
the staff that you were going.

I've shot enough guns
in my time, okay?

How's it gonna make me look
if you don't show up?

It's like you said.
We all need to be
taken down a peg.

[Chuckles]
A-Anyway, I got an interview
for a new surveillance guy.

You have a good time, okay?
I'll do my best.

Daddy, this is ridiculous.
Derek's only here for 48 hours.

Do I really have to go on this
stupid paintball thing?

I guess you gotta ask Casey.
I'm sorry, Delinda.

It wouldn't send
the right message
to the rest of the staff.

Mom.
Ed.
What?

But, uh, since Ed is not coming,
and we need even teams
for paintball...

You wanna play, Derek?

Yeah. Yeah.
Sounds like fun.

- All right, you're in.
- Sweet.

- We have a suite all ready for Derek.
- He doesn't need it.
He's, uh, coming with us.

- Really?
- Problem?

- No.
- Great.

- Okay. Well, I'll see you there.
- [Delinda]
Great.

No. No, no, no.

No cable?
Cable? I don't see a toilet.

Come on, you guys.
We're roughing it.

Didn't you guys go camping
when you were kids?

This may surprise you,
but the Cannons did not camp.
We were city folk.

This is like the Plaza compared
to where I've been staying.

- Where's that?
- Well, most recently, Kuala Lumpur.

That was plush
compared to Namibia.

There, we had to sleep
on beds of bovine fertilizer.

You slept on cow crap.

Yep.

[Whirring]

- What the hell is that?
- [Whirring Stops]

I thought we were roughing it.

L-I got back issues.
Chiropractor's orders.
[Chuckles]

[Sam] So, what's the deal
with the new guy?
Derek?

Mm-hmm.
He was my college boyfriend.

We stayed in touch for years.
He's a really great guy.

My parents love him.
Yeah, yeah.

Where's that leave
the other one?
What other one?

No one.

You guys just think I'm here to
clean up after you...

while you sit on your lazy butts,
eating chips, gossiping,
not including me!

I'm sorry, Mar.

I was totally kidding!
I don't care at all.

- [Laughing]
- I like to clean. It relaxes me.
I'll just mind my own business.

There was this guy I was seeing,
but not really seeing, right?

- Well...
- Shagging?

Yes, but it was nothing.
Besides, Derek is just an old friend.

Yeah. A friend who flies
18 hours just to say hello.

I saw the way he was
looking at you earlier.

It's nothing.

- How was he looking at me?
- [Door Opens]

Did I miss the paintball?

No.
We haven't started yet.

Yes!

- [Whistle Blows]
- [Man]
Get your asses out here!

Game on!

Lock and load, baby.

It says here you worked security
for The Poon House.

Well, you know, security's
a little different than surveillance.

You have any surveillance type
of experience?
Yeah.

Good.
What was it?

Oh, uh, I can't talk about it.

- Why is that?
- Government, undercover type of stuff.

- Undercover military?
- You could say that.

More, uh, C.I.A.

Black ops, huh?

- Well, like I said,
I can't talk about it.
- Where, uh... Where were you?

I mean, if you can divulge that.

I...

Get up.

[Punch Lands]
[Man Groaning]

[Groaning]

[Man]
You all right, buddy?
Next.

Uh, he tripped.

You. Uh, you can go.

Oh, dear.

- [Whistle Blows]
- [Man] All right, grunts,
some basic safety rules!

Never point or
aim your weapon at anything
you do not intend to shoot.

I have seen better players than you
leave here with one eye less
than they came with.

Questions?

Where'd you get those shorts?
[Giggles]

I will take that
as an attempt at humor,
and I will move on.

Captains, step forward.

Call it in the air.
Heads.

Heads it is.
Choose your first teammate
to go into battle.

With the first pick of the 2006 draft,
Danny McCoy chooses...

Iron Mike Cannon.

- Whoa!
- [Grunts] Yeah.

All right, I'll take Dr. Derek.

Yeah. All right. Come on.
Come on.

With the third pick of the 2006 draft,
Danny McCoy chooses...
Sarasvati Kumar.

Yes. No prisoners.
Let's do it!

Okay, uh, we'll take Delinda.

Walk on down!
Whoo!

[Casey]
Delines are killers.
All right.

What do you guys think?
Tough call.
They're both kind of weak.

I don't trust Sam.
Well, Sam, if cornered, could kill.

Good point.
Mm-hmm.

With the fifth pick in the 2006 draft...

- Oh, just choose.
- Sam. We'll, uh... We'll take Sam.

- Nothing personal, Mary.
- All right, we got Mary!

Mary, come on, Mary!
We're happy to have you.
Oh, yeah. Thrilled.

Okay, now, we're, uh,
narrowed down to you four,

but I would, uh, like to see you guys
in a practical work environment.

So, notify whoever you have to notify,
because you're gonna spend
the next 24 hours right here.

No sleep, no food, no rest.

Need to call anybody?

No, sir, Mr. Ed, sir.

Listen, if you really want this job,

I strongly discourage you
from calling me Mr. Ed.

Come on.

Yeah!
[Cheering]

Let's hold it up here for a sec.

Now, before we work
in a surveillance room,

it would help if you knew
what it was that you were looking for.

Okay. So, uh,
let's just watch this table.

Tell me if you notice anything.

Yeah!
[Cheering]

Anything unusual?

The fragrance
that gentleman's wearing
I believe is a woman's perfume.

He's sliding the dice.

He's what?
Sliding dice. It's a popular
cheating technique.

He tosses one of the dice
while the other slides
across the table.

Yeah!
There's your winner.

That's very good, Tony.

Marvin, will you please escort
this gentleman out of the casino?

My pleasure, sir.

Lets go, scumbag.
You cheat this casino,
this is what you get.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ah!

Listen. We do not treat people
like that in here, okay?
Get the hell out.

[Coughing]

You all right, Alan?
Yeah, Ed.

I'm sorry.
Listen, I owe you.

We're even.
No, no. I'm sor...
Listen.

[Sighs]
Well, now there are three.

[Casey]
Okay, I say we split up into two teams.

Divide and conquer.

[Derek]
How about Delinda and I,
then, uh, you and Mary?

That's cool with me.
Remember, whatever happens,
the ex-wife is mine.

Sam goes down.
[Mike] Okay, I'm gonna say
something controversial.

I think we should sacrifice Sam
for the good of the mission.
Done.

Agreed.
That was easy.

I think you're right. Casey's gonna want
to go after her. We use her as a decoy.
Dangle her like a piece of meat.

What are you losers lookin' at?

[Air Horn Blows]

Let's get it on!

#[Rock]

[Cawing]

[Whistles]

She's pretty into this thing.
Yeah.

Not a bad look,
that whole G.I. Jane
thing she's got goin' on.

Do I sense a little romance
in the air, Mike?

You and I don't talk about
that kind of stuff.

What's that supposed to mean?
It mean work is work and personal
is private. That's the way we roll.

You have something
you trying to say?
Uh, I believe I just said it.

[Paintball Gun Fires]
What the hell was that?

[Whistling]

Yeah. Okay, we see 'em.

You almost killed us,
you nut job.

[Delinda]
So you werejust passing through?

[Derek]
I might as well come clean.
Your mother called and asked me to come.

My mother? Why?

I think she's playing
a little matchmaker.

I guess she thought we'd see each other
and maybe by some chance
sparks would fly.

Oh, my God.
Something kind of ridiculous
like that.

That is so embarrassing.
No, no, no.

Like you, who's this
world renowned successful doctor,
would just drop everything,

fly across the world and come see
someone you haven't seen in years.

Makes me seem a little pathetic,
because here I am.

Right?

Oh, right.

Well, I'm glad you're here.

So am I.

#[Rock]

Sorry. I didn't mean to
pull you so close.
That's okay.

Well, there she is, all alone.

Too alone. Makes me suspicious.
[Chuckles]

Mary.
Hmm?

I'm gonna ask you something
a little bit awkward.

Now, I don't want you to
think of me as your boss, okay?

What is it, Casey?

Can I use you as a human shield?

Y...

Hi, Casey.

Sam.
Hmm?

Where's the rest of your team?

No idea.
Put your hands up.

- Let me see 'em.
- It's all right.
Go ahead and shoot me.

- I have no interest in this
ridiculous game.
- I don't trust you.

What else is new?
Hi, Mary.

Oh, hi, Sam.
Sam.

- Hmm?
- Hand me your flag.

Come get it.

[Chuckles]

- Attack!
- [Mike] Go! Go! Go!

- [Screams]
- [Whimpers]

[Scoffs, Sighs]
Anything to get her to shut up.

Nice shot.

I'm out.

[Paintball Guns Firing]

[Casey]
Retreat! Retreat!
Ah!

[Mary Screaming]

Aw, man!
Are you kidding me?

[Chuckles]

So now this is where you're gonna be
spending 15 or 16 hours a day,
just watching these monitors.

Oh. Now, here.

Someone tell me
why this guy's got a red light
pointed at his pocket?

Just this guy?
Tony, right?

Go ahead, Tony.

It's an R.F.I.D. Scanner.
It tells the casino how much a player
has in chips in his pocket.

Exactly.
We have it set at 20,000.

This way we can cater to
our higher-spending clients.

Help them find their way
back to the tables.

Don't smile at me
like you got the right answer.

Wipe it off.
Sorry.

Nothing about this is fun, okay?

I mean, this is not a fun job.

And... I'm not a very nice man.

Hi, sweetheart.
I heard you were working late,
so I brought you some dinner.

- I'm in the middle of something, honey.
- Oh, okay. Continue.

- He is a nice man.
- Uh, no, I am not.
Don't listen to her.

- Mitch, am I a nice man?
- Not really.

There you go.
Thank you.

Now, there's no eating,
no sitting, no breaking.

- We eat up here all the time.
- Mitch, I might need
a second replacement.

[Phone Ringing]
Again, if I catch you so much as
leaning on a wall, you're done.

Now, is that understood?

Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.

Good.

[Delinda Giggling]

Drop it, McCoy.

[Squeals]
I got him!

Hey guys, I got him!
It worked, so you can
stop kissing now!

Because I got him,
so you can stop kissing.

Yeah, I guess they didn't hear me.

Oh, my God.

What?

This girl, she's eating off
someone else's plate.

- [Jillian] Honey, forget it.
- Forget it? I mean,
it's against my orders.

I mean, not specifically eating
off someone else's plate,
but, I mean, that's disgusting.

Now, here.
Just have some champagne.

Now, this is fun, isn't it?
It's kinda like we're home alone.

The kids are gone.
Yeah, well, almost.

I mean, it was
a very, very sweet idea.

Now she's dipping.

Honey, that's another thing.
Don't-Don't ever mention to a potential
employee that I'm a nice guy.

You mustn't do that.
Okay.
Next time, I won't lie.

That's very funny.
[Chuckles]

Excuse me, Mr. Deline.
Whoa. Sorry.

Sorry, uh, to bother you, sir.
L-I can come back later.
Lyle. Lyle.

Lyle. Come back.
What is it? It's all right.

Um, someone just stole two million dollars
from one of the cages.

But I can see you're busy.
We can talk about it later.

[Cheering]

All right, so what the hell happened?
I don't know, Mr. Deline.

As far as I know, all the money
that left here was accounted for.

Well, maybe someone knew
we were short-staffed.

Lyle, you stay here and help
count this money. I want to know
exactly how much was missing.

- Yes, sir.
- And Tony, come with me.
We need to look at the playback.

[Delinda Chuckling]
[Danny] You guys seemed
pretty hot and heavy.

It was all a diversion to get you.
Why? You jealous?

Just making conversation.

Look, I had no idea he was coming.
If I did, I would have never
slept with you.

- Not because of you.
- Hey, believe me. I get it.

- Bad timing is all.
- Yeah.

So, you like this guy?

Are you asking me as a friend,

or you asking me
as the guy I handcuffed
and licked whipped cream off of?

[Delinda Chuckles]
As a friend.

- That's all we are, right?
- Right.

I don't know. I mean,
I haven't seen him in years.

It's crazy,
him showing up like this.

What do you think?

I think he seems
like a pretty good guy.

I guess.

Yeah. He is.

You're a good guy too, Danny.

[Phone Ringing]
[Ed]
Run that again, Mitch.

The time code is off.
What's that?

The time code. Look at it.
Someone must have
switched the playback.

Right here.
Watch.

- Mitch, you been here the whole time?
- I took my dinner break
about 45 minutes ago.

Tony, uh, go switch with Lyle.
We'll reboot the system.

Now, the camera's gonna be down
for about five minutes, so make sure
no one gets near that cage with you.

Got it.
All right.

[Mike]
How's your face?
[Sarasvati Whimpers]

Ouch.
Keep that ice on it.

Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry about that.
I was going for the gut.

- Tomorrow, you go down.
- Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Hey,
what you got there, Delinda?

A little Louis XIII Cognac,
about $1700 a bottle.

- Ah.
- Took it from Mystique.

- [Chuckles]
- Over here.

That's very generous of you,
Casey.
Yeah.

Don't mind if I do see
what $500 a glass tastes like.

[Coyote Howls]

- [Coughs]
It's good. It's really good.
- [Laughing]

Hey, save some for the kid.

- [Sighs]
Smooth.
- Don't worry.

- I brought three bottles.
- You can't put a price tag
on bonding, right boss?

Just make sure I get some.

You know, for the price of that
sip you're taking, you could feed
an entire village in Sudan.

For the bottle, hell,
you could build a school.

Why didn't you say that
when they were drinking?

[Chuckles]
Didn't occur to me then.

- Man sure knows
how to bring down a mood.
- Drink it.

- Thanks. Cheers.
- I have a question.

- [Sam]
Danny?
- Okay, if you're on a desert island,

would you rather have
10 sandwiches and one woman
or 10 women and one sandwich?

- Ooh. That's heavy. I'm gonna
need some time with this one.
- That is heavy. Wow.

You want bonding?
I have a question.

What is your best sexual
experience of all time?

Mary, that's a good question.

It is, right? Okay.
When I say that, it doesn't
have to be intercourse.

But there does need to be
another person present.
Sorry, Mike.

- [Derek] Ouch.
- Oh, so it's like that, is it?
All right.

I got one for you.
Best sexual experience with someone
affiliated with the Montecito.

- [Sam]
Ooh. That is a nice question.
- [Mike] Thank you, Sam.

It's a little vague though.
How about if we say, uh,
I don't know, in the last 24 hours?

I need coffee.

Oh, my God.
My head is killing me.

Oh.
[Sighs]

Hey, man.
Sorry if I brought up
a sticky subject last night.

I didn't mean to dime you out.
It's fine. I was just
trying to protect her privacy.

But, apparently, she didn't have
a problem not protecting mine.
Hmm.

Just so we're cool.
No, we're fine.

See, now I understand what you
were getting at with all that
"friends friends" or "work friends."

Okay, okay.
Not my finest moment.

[Chuckles]
So, you guys just...

I don't know.
It just happened.

What about the doctor?
You cool with that?
Yeah, absolutely.

Actually, I'm more...
more worried about Ed.
What do you mean?

I just...
I feel like I should tell him
before somebody else does.

What? Why?
I feel like I did something
behind his back.

Okay, I've just run the numbers
in my head, and if you tell him,
one or two things could happen:

"A," he could kill you.
"B," he could fire you
and then kill you.

Either scenario
doesn't sound too appealing.
Well, I'll take my chances.

Danny, Danny,
Danny, Danny, Danny.

What's this?

Looks like somebody was
hitting it here last night. You?
Not me.

Well, I thought we just had
this whole bonding thing.

It wasn't me.
I swear to God it wasn't me.

- Think it was, uh, Casey and Sam?
- My back is killing me.

That air mattress? Terrible.

[Both]
Nah.
Delinda and Derek?

Wouldn't surprise me.

It is nice out here,
you know, romantic.

[Quietly]
Oh, you like that?
Mm-hmm.

[Clears Throat]

She just asked me
where I got the baked beans.
Uh-huh.

What?

- Baked beans, my ass. You dog!
- [Whistle Blows]

Gather round, grunts!
I got a surprise for you!

Good news.
Team Bellagio is on their way
over for a friendly game.

- Oh.
- It is going to be a pleasure...

to watch those soldiers
wipe the field with your asses!

Suit up.
It's time to go to war.

I hope you choke
on that whistle.

Well, boys, the...
The cops are on their way up.

Lyle, what do you think
happened?

You don't want to know
what I think, Mr. Deline.

But, um, I do, Lyle.

See, that-that's the purpose
of the question.

- Oh, I think you did it.
- Excuse me?

I think you switched
the playback. You knew
no one working would notice.

And you knew you could
blame it on me... the perfect crime.

Which also means,
if I may be candid, sir,

that you're a disgrace to
the security and surveillance game.

By God, Lyle, you're right.

I did.
I did switch the tapes.

See, I switched 'em so I could
teach you what to look for when
you're monitoring the floor.

But I cannot determine trust.

And if you're gonna work for me,
that's all that really counts.

Now the question to you, Tony...

- What the heck is two $10,000 chips
amongst friends, huh?
- [Beeps]

Wow.

Thanks, boys.
Yes, sir.

[Police Radio, Indistinct]

[Officer]
Sir, you have the right to
remain silent.

Sorry about
the disgrace comment, sir.

Punch in.
You're on the clock.

Thank you, sir.

All right, teams.
Take your positions!

Listen up, everybody.
I'm gonna go on a solo recon mission
and see what I can learn.

Then when I give the signal,
we attack. All right?

All right, teamwork. Come on.
Bring it in. Bring it in.

And break!
Yeah.

[Cell Phone Rings]

Yeah.
[Ed]
Listen, get your asses back here.

President Clinton is on his way.
His plane lands in an hour.
Okay.

Hey, uh, Bill Clinton's
on his way to the hotel.
We gotta go.

What about Casey?
He'll be fine.

I want the seven-hour braised rib
ready and have Wolfgang
start on the lobster mash.

Make sure that
the presidential suite is immaculate.
No, I want Allen dealing.

Ask me if I care if it's his day off.
Get his ass over here.
Double guards at every door.

I'll call Secret Service detail,
see what they have in mind.
Okay.

Hey.
Wow.

You guys learned all this
from hitting each other
in the ass with a paintball?

Yeah.
Where's Casey?

[Cawing]

[Continues]

[Guns Cocking]

- [Bird Shrieks]
- [Caws Weakly]

[Knocks]

[Ed] Hey.
Hey. So he's all checked in.
We're all squared away.

Any problem with security people?

Just the usual turf war stuff,
but, uh, we're all playing nicely.
Good.

So, uh, I need to, uh,
tell you about something.

Yeah? Go ahead.
[Chuckles]

What? Is it funny?
No. No, uh...

- The other night, or day...
actually day and night...
- Yeah?

Ed, I just...
Oh, Danny, I'm sorry.

Delinda and Derek are downstairs.
We're gonna be late for dinner.

Just gimme a second, honey.
Yeah, go ahead.

You know what? It's, uh,
just a minor surveillance situation.
We could talk about it some other time.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Hey, you want to come with us?
No, I've got some work to do.
You guys have fun though.

[Coins Jingling]
Hey.
Where is he?

In his suite.
Is he gonna play?
All right, don't worry.

I'm not gonna get political on you,
but, uh, this is cool.
I know.

I rode up in the elevator with him.
Did he hit on you?

I wish.
He is hot.

How do I look?

Sweetie, you look beautiful.
Yeah, if you're into that tall,
blonde, supermodel thing.

Where's Prince Charming?

Here he comes.

He cleans up good.
I know.

Ladies.
Hi.

Hello.
Wow.

Well, we're off to dinner.

If you'll excuse us.
Have fun.

Follow me.

Mmm. I'm happy for them.
They look cute together.

Did I hear right,
or did you just say something sweet?

I don't care if people fall in love,
as long as it's not me.
Ah, right.

[Mike]
Hey, man.

- Hey.
- I just finished up.

You didn't talk to Ed about,
you know?
No.

No, and I'm not real
proud of that either.

But you're alive to tell the story.
Want to grab a beer?

That would be outside of work,
and I don't believe we're sanctioned
to hang out in that type of environment.

I get what you're doing here.
Okay. Come on, man.

I know this little place
at Caesars, Pure.

Very low-key.
Yeah, I've heard.

But, no, I've got a bunch
of work to finish up here.
Maybe some other time.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

All right. Uh...

- About the whole Sarasvati thing.
- What Sarasvati thing?

I know you got my back.
And I know you got mine.

All right, man. Later.
All right, man.

#[Man Singing Rock]

[Remote Control Beeps]

[Camera Whirs]

Hmm.

#[Continues]

#[Fades]

Ow.