Kukhnya (2012–2016): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript
Max is able to manage for a while in the bar, but in the end brings a mess. Vick wants to provoke dismissal Max and his fight with the bartender Bones. Chef loses his favorite knife and refuses to cook.
They say every coin has two sides.
I totally agree.
On one side you get a job in the best and delicious restaurant in town,
but on the other side it doesnt improve the quality of your own food
On one side you are respected guests of an elite restaurant,
but on the other side
you will never find out what they really think about you
On one side,
you think that you are in the most beautiful and peaceful place on earth
On the other hand...
Veal Palantine with capers!
Yes chef!
Tarragon trout, two orders !
Senya, where's my bechamel?
Right away, Chef. 20 seconds!
Why are you standing here?
And finally,
on one side you’re two hours late
and you think they’re going to crucify you
but on the other hand…
Chicken-butt, I love you!
He was late. I win.
Everyone who bet, fork it over.
Hurry, hurry!
Because you improved my mood in this hideous day,
I’m rewarding you with a very important, and socially useful task:
you will...
unload the groceries.
Chef, but...
And don’t thank me, it’s from my heart.
Chef, I thought I was going to cook.
Look, you credited yourself two non-existent abilities
thinking and cooking.
Fast!
Nastya, one day i will get a heart attack because of you.
Chef, what’s the right word for a female head chef?
Chefina?
A freak of nature.
Well then, the freak of nature from the neighboring restaurant
is sitting in the dining hall.
What’s she sniffing around here for?
Do you me to ask her?
No need.
What did she order?
Coffee.
and that’s it?
What are we, a coffee house?
Chef, are you afraid of her?
Yeah right. Why?
My shoelaces were simply untied
What, they didn’t fire you yesterday?
Well, first of all, good afternoon.
Second, smoking is bad for your health.
Third, who would fire such a specialist?
Wait!
Were you really upset that I might leave?
Are you going to miss me?
In memory of our wonderful night!
Hi, Aunur.
Listen, you.
If anyone finds out here that something happened between us,
I’ll…
Viktoria Sergeevna!
Yes Kostya.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
the C-Keeper in the bar got broken again.
I told you yesterday that you need to call the repairman.
Now you’ll have to fix the problem yourself.
So, the C-keeper got broken?
Yes.
Do you know how they work?
What’s to know...
In my last job,
my C-keeper got broken every day
I left, and don’t know who fixes it now.
Listen, can you fix mine?
In return, I’ll unload everything.
Well, ok.
So, the unloading problem is solved.
The only thing left is to find out what a C-Keeper is.
Good afternoon.
Hello!
What brings you here?
Work.
They brought luxurious tableware to our restaurant.
While they’re unloading it,
I decided to kill a half an hour at your place.
Yes, good tableware often helps out.
And why are you not ordering anything?
Well, I just said I wanted to kill time, and not myself.
Bad joke, huh?
Yeah, but never mind.
Everybody knows there are two things women can’t do
joke and cook.
I think that a cup of disgusting coffee
won’t delay you too long in our horrible restaurant.
Good bye.
Perhaps I will order.
Oh, fricassee partridge.
Chef’s specialty. How intriguing!
Sasha, take this ladie's order.
Silly woman...
Can you imagine?
Chef?
She worked in India!
They can roll there any trash in curry and call it food.
And where’s my knife?
And what are you doing here?
You were chosen to unload groceries.
Everything’s fine there.
I just need to get to the bar.
Who took my knife?
I repeat,
WHO took MY knife?
I see...
Senya,
come to me.
Senya, my dear, was it you who took my knife?
No.
Then WHO?!!
Well then, retards,
until you find my knife, none of you can go home
Understood?
Chef, I got an order for partridge fricassee.
And I won’t cook anything until they find my knife!
So, everybody is looking for the knife!
F-Fast!
Listen, what’s the problem?
Lets buy him the same knife quickly...
Buy it?
Do you have any idea about this knife?
Japan.
Did you understand now?
There is no way we can buy same knife quickly.
Why did you freeze?
Come on! Start looking for the knife!
And what does this blasted C-Keeper look like?
Oh, wow, that’s a C-Keeper?
I thought it was a cash register.
Kostya, two espressos, please.
Eeyore, what are you doing there?
I’m the new bartender.
They fired Kostya because he doesn’t know shit.
Dont mess with me.
I saw you in the kitchen. You’re a cook.
I have many talents, but in my heart I’m a bartender.
The bottle was empty, there was no balance.
What do you want, coffee?
Yeah, make two espressos please.
Seriously? Bartender...
Get out. I’ll do it myself.
Maybe you'd like a cup of tea?
You just asked me that 10 minutes ago.
Well, maybe you already want one.
Would you mind to find out whats going on with my order?
Sure.
Well...
will you do it or not?
Ah, you want to know right now!
Ok!
Amazing. Dont cook.
Dmitri Vladimirovich will be very pleased to know
that his favorite chef refuses to cook.
Enjoy!
Soon you’ll have a new chef.
Of course if the old one doesn’t cook this freaking fricassee.
Let’s cook it ourselves.
If we cook his specialty, he’ll…we…
He’ll devour us...
yes, you’re right. Better not risk it.
And if we don’t make it, he’ll get fired!
Exactly, your right, we have to cook it.
or you are right...
Damn it! I’m confused.
It’s...its...its a bad idea....its...
As our captain used to say,
“better to shit your pants because of storm,
than because of a weather forecast”.
(something in Kyrgyz)
Is that good...
or bad?
Is she eating it?
Of course she’s eating it,
what else she might be doing?
Excuse me,
can you come here for a second?
Yes...
Please call your chef...
(something in Kyrgyz), she said something to Sasha.
Maybe she asked for seconds!
The guest…
the guest is asking for the chef!
I w-w-warned you.
You jinxed it!
Go to Chef’s office.
I dont have anything to do with it!
Go! Go!
No, I was against it from the beginning.
Fedya made the whole thing up, let him go
Why me???
Go! Go!
Leva, you go! You're his right hand.
He won’t sacrifice his right hand.
Go! Go!
N-n-nooo...I-I’m n-not g-going!
Let Luis go.
He has nothing to lose, he’s anyway...
a Frenchman.
Listen – let’s write Chef an SMS.
Yeah, we’ll write to him our r-r-resignation letter very soon.
Please, dont jinx it again!
Don’t panic!
Chef!
Chef!
Whats now?
That attractive woman....
from the future neighboring restaurant is calling you.
You know…the one that you like.
Aunura, stop talking nonsense. I don’t like anybody.
Hasn’t she left yet?
How may I help you?
I tried your fricassee.
Well, how did you like it?
Do you want me to tell you the truth?
You know, I liked it.
Yeah, it’s a good recipe.
Yeah, it’s not really a recipe.
There was a partridge left over and we didn’t want to throw it away.
Oh.... I see.
Well, it is nice....
to leave your place still in good health.
What? you’re leaving already?
How unfortunate! Can you imagine? I have absolutely no time left.
Your chef’s specialty took too long to prepare.
Good bye!
It was not enough just to steal my knife....
you also ruined my specialty.
Everyone, come out!
Chef,
we...h-ha-had...
We had only good intentions, Chef!
I don’t give a damn what your intentions were.
Do you know what she said about your fricassee?
That its disgusting!
Chef – that’s exactly what I told them!
The chef’s speciality – disgusting!
Ah, you...
Retards!
Kostya, did you fix the C-Keeper?
No, but I'm working on it.
What are you doing here?
Fixing the C-Keeper.
What? Get out from the bar!
Get out, I said!
Artyom, call Kostya quickly.
Why are you standing there? Get out!
Out!
Ok, ok. What’s wrong with you?
Yes, Vicktoria Sergeevna?
Kostya,
is this normal?
Why is there a mess and outsiders in the bar?
Well ...uhh...it’s just that…he was fixing the C-Keeper.
Mmm...Yeah?
Well... then where’s the cognac?
I don’t know.
Well than who knows?
Kostya, should I fire you?
It was here, I saw it.
What a bastard!
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
Listen – where’s the cognac?
What cognac?
The 20,000 ruble cognac.
20,000? Oh wow!
You are in trouble, dude!
You are the one who is in trouble, dude!
Listen you, bull, you’re looking for problems
Have you heard that the bigger wardrobe falls harder ?
Baby boy, Im gonna kick your ass so badly!
Do you know how many years I’ve been boxing?
Oh, God, I’m so fed up with all this!
Why does everything always have to go up the ass?
Why cannot at least one day go smoothly?
One day, my God!
Spartak is on the opponent's penalty box.
CSK keeps defense
Aries gets the ball... he shoots...
And goal!!!
Its a little bit awkward...
Are you deaf? I haven’t seen your cognac!
Here...the bottle was right here, on this place.
Surprise!
Your luck that i didnt expect the blow,
otherwise I would have kicked your ass for sure.
I don’t understand anything.
Listen, Kostya, I fixed your C-Keeper by the way.
Listen, man...Im sorry, ah?
And what should I do with your "Sorry"?
You owe me one, a big one.
What are you looking at?
Make me something fresh. I feel dizzy.
Right away.
So what should I do now, Arkady?
I can’t go out like this as if nothing had happened.
Or can I?
Hide it somewhere?
What are you waiting for, lazy bums?
Have you found the knife?
Lyova, come to my office.
Yes chef.
What?
What? What the hell?
Did you loose your mind?
Why did you take it?! He’ll....
slaughter you!
I didn’t take it. It was inside the fish.
Listen, let sleeping dog lie,
hide it somewhere and let the chef find it.
Hey, idiot, why did you leave this dirty basket here?
Take it away, quickly!
Idiot!
Lyova, have you found the knife?
Not yet Chef.
Did you look everywhere?
Everywhere.
Look better then!
Well, maybe someone cut something and left the knife there, well...
for example, in a fish.
In a fish?
Well, in some meat.
How do I know where? Look everywhere!!!
Yes chef.
(something in Kyrgyz)
Hide this knife!
If the Chef sees it, he’ll circumcise you.
It’s better if he finds it himself. Hide it! Hide it!
So, have you found it?
Chef, we looked eeevvverywhere, and we coudnt find it.
There was a fish here. Where is it?
They took it to the dining hall.
Chef, they are calling you there ...
there... they found a knife inside a fish.
So what? It happens.
Once we found a monkey inside a shark.
Alive.
Ahh, I have to do something....
in two days i screwed up twice...
They’ll fire me for sure.
Good evening.
Good evening.
I’m the head chef of this restaurant.
They told me you wanted to see me.
Yes I did. Can you explain to me what is this?
Please, allow me, Chef.
What?
I will tell the guests what you once told me.
Good evening.
Good evening.
In front of you is a unique dish with more than a thousand years of history.
So lets go back to the time of the Crusades.
War. Hunger. The year 1107.
Godfrey of Bouillon crosses the Bosporus and invents a unique way of cooking fish
by placing it on the blade of the sword.
The evenly heated blade gives the fish a refined taste and aroma.
Try it.
Yes, really.
Thats exactly what I was telling you.
It’s real poetry of cooking.
Chef, did I miss anything?
No, everything is right.
Excuse me, may i have the same fish?
Certainly. Max, lets go.
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
Chef, you called me by name.
Oh yeah, sorry...
Chicken-butt, if you go out to the dining hall without my permission again,
I’ll fire you.
Got it.
Make sure that this knife will not disappear.
I warned you.
That’s it, i cant talk now. I cant, I told you.
Dima, what happened?
Vika, are you leaving?
Yes, Vika, whats going on?
Dmitri Vladimirovich,
God only knows what’s going on in this restaurant.
As a woman, I can’t oppose Victor Petrovich
and he indulges all violations.
Yes. I told you I can’t now. Ok.
I beg you, I have to go, so Vika, keep it short please.
Yes, ok.
Yesterday Maxim Lavrov started to work as a cook in the kitchen.
I want him fired.
Here we go... and why? Is he a complete idiot?
Yes.
Today he messed up the bar.
Smashed a bottle of liquor,
broke glasses and the coffee machine.
Kostya,
is that true?
Sorry, sorry, actually it's my fault.
I asked Max to fix the C-Keeper.
and by the way he did it.
And the coffee machine is working,
and the bottle was ... almost empty.
Well, thanks God, guys,
the C-Keeper is working. I love...
just love happy endings like this.
So, everything’s fine and I can leave…
No, not everything.
He also approached some guests in the dining hall... I think...
I asked him to do that. We presented a new dish.
In general, he’s a good guy.
Smart.
A normal guy.
And when he’s not smiling his face isn’t too goofy.
Is there anything else, Vika?
Yes.
Today he also started a fight.
Really?!
I don’t like fights in our restaurant.
Is it true?
Yeah, we were just fooling around…
Fooling around?
Fooling around…Just a second, I filmed the whole thing.
-Here.
-Thanks to Vika, who films everything in her life.
Max, are you filming? Stop it.
Sh-h-h…We haven’t finished watching it yet.
Yeah. We find it interesting.
So let us finish it.
I like it... I love these kinds of movies.
Arms, legs, screams...
Well, what kind of fight is this?
It’s not a fight – you aren’t even resisting.
So for now there’s no reason to fire him.
Thank you very much.
I hope that you won’t bother me with this kind of things anymore.
Yes,
I say goodbye to you.
Not to you, idiot.
Why are you whining? Yes, I hear you.
Now listen, idiots...
no one else should know about this.
Vika, of course, is a bitch,
but she is not the worst restaurant manager.
She still has to work here. Did you understand?
There you have it.
Every coin has two sides,
and one day everything can turn around.
The one you liked starts to hate you.
The one who hit you in the face becomes your friend.
And the one who seemed like a wicked tyrant...
begins to look less like one.
"Happy birthday, Vitija! Daddy"
I totally agree.
On one side you get a job in the best and delicious restaurant in town,
but on the other side it doesnt improve the quality of your own food
On one side you are respected guests of an elite restaurant,
but on the other side
you will never find out what they really think about you
On one side,
you think that you are in the most beautiful and peaceful place on earth
On the other hand...
Veal Palantine with capers!
Yes chef!
Tarragon trout, two orders !
Senya, where's my bechamel?
Right away, Chef. 20 seconds!
Why are you standing here?
And finally,
on one side you’re two hours late
and you think they’re going to crucify you
but on the other hand…
Chicken-butt, I love you!
He was late. I win.
Everyone who bet, fork it over.
Hurry, hurry!
Because you improved my mood in this hideous day,
I’m rewarding you with a very important, and socially useful task:
you will...
unload the groceries.
Chef, but...
And don’t thank me, it’s from my heart.
Chef, I thought I was going to cook.
Look, you credited yourself two non-existent abilities
thinking and cooking.
Fast!
Nastya, one day i will get a heart attack because of you.
Chef, what’s the right word for a female head chef?
Chefina?
A freak of nature.
Well then, the freak of nature from the neighboring restaurant
is sitting in the dining hall.
What’s she sniffing around here for?
Do you me to ask her?
No need.
What did she order?
Coffee.
and that’s it?
What are we, a coffee house?
Chef, are you afraid of her?
Yeah right. Why?
My shoelaces were simply untied
What, they didn’t fire you yesterday?
Well, first of all, good afternoon.
Second, smoking is bad for your health.
Third, who would fire such a specialist?
Wait!
Were you really upset that I might leave?
Are you going to miss me?
In memory of our wonderful night!
Hi, Aunur.
Listen, you.
If anyone finds out here that something happened between us,
I’ll…
Viktoria Sergeevna!
Yes Kostya.
Viktoria Sergeevna,
the C-Keeper in the bar got broken again.
I told you yesterday that you need to call the repairman.
Now you’ll have to fix the problem yourself.
So, the C-keeper got broken?
Yes.
Do you know how they work?
What’s to know...
In my last job,
my C-keeper got broken every day
I left, and don’t know who fixes it now.
Listen, can you fix mine?
In return, I’ll unload everything.
Well, ok.
So, the unloading problem is solved.
The only thing left is to find out what a C-Keeper is.
Good afternoon.
Hello!
What brings you here?
Work.
They brought luxurious tableware to our restaurant.
While they’re unloading it,
I decided to kill a half an hour at your place.
Yes, good tableware often helps out.
And why are you not ordering anything?
Well, I just said I wanted to kill time, and not myself.
Bad joke, huh?
Yeah, but never mind.
Everybody knows there are two things women can’t do
joke and cook.
I think that a cup of disgusting coffee
won’t delay you too long in our horrible restaurant.
Good bye.
Perhaps I will order.
Oh, fricassee partridge.
Chef’s specialty. How intriguing!
Sasha, take this ladie's order.
Silly woman...
Can you imagine?
Chef?
She worked in India!
They can roll there any trash in curry and call it food.
And where’s my knife?
And what are you doing here?
You were chosen to unload groceries.
Everything’s fine there.
I just need to get to the bar.
Who took my knife?
I repeat,
WHO took MY knife?
I see...
Senya,
come to me.
Senya, my dear, was it you who took my knife?
No.
Then WHO?!!
Well then, retards,
until you find my knife, none of you can go home
Understood?
Chef, I got an order for partridge fricassee.
And I won’t cook anything until they find my knife!
So, everybody is looking for the knife!
F-Fast!
Listen, what’s the problem?
Lets buy him the same knife quickly...
Buy it?
Do you have any idea about this knife?
Japan.
Did you understand now?
There is no way we can buy same knife quickly.
Why did you freeze?
Come on! Start looking for the knife!
And what does this blasted C-Keeper look like?
Oh, wow, that’s a C-Keeper?
I thought it was a cash register.
Kostya, two espressos, please.
Eeyore, what are you doing there?
I’m the new bartender.
They fired Kostya because he doesn’t know shit.
Dont mess with me.
I saw you in the kitchen. You’re a cook.
I have many talents, but in my heart I’m a bartender.
The bottle was empty, there was no balance.
What do you want, coffee?
Yeah, make two espressos please.
Seriously? Bartender...
Get out. I’ll do it myself.
Maybe you'd like a cup of tea?
You just asked me that 10 minutes ago.
Well, maybe you already want one.
Would you mind to find out whats going on with my order?
Sure.
Well...
will you do it or not?
Ah, you want to know right now!
Ok!
Amazing. Dont cook.
Dmitri Vladimirovich will be very pleased to know
that his favorite chef refuses to cook.
Enjoy!
Soon you’ll have a new chef.
Of course if the old one doesn’t cook this freaking fricassee.
Let’s cook it ourselves.
If we cook his specialty, he’ll…we…
He’ll devour us...
yes, you’re right. Better not risk it.
And if we don’t make it, he’ll get fired!
Exactly, your right, we have to cook it.
or you are right...
Damn it! I’m confused.
It’s...its...its a bad idea....its...
As our captain used to say,
“better to shit your pants because of storm,
than because of a weather forecast”.
(something in Kyrgyz)
Is that good...
or bad?
Is she eating it?
Of course she’s eating it,
what else she might be doing?
Excuse me,
can you come here for a second?
Yes...
Please call your chef...
(something in Kyrgyz), she said something to Sasha.
Maybe she asked for seconds!
The guest…
the guest is asking for the chef!
I w-w-warned you.
You jinxed it!
Go to Chef’s office.
I dont have anything to do with it!
Go! Go!
No, I was against it from the beginning.
Fedya made the whole thing up, let him go
Why me???
Go! Go!
Leva, you go! You're his right hand.
He won’t sacrifice his right hand.
Go! Go!
N-n-nooo...I-I’m n-not g-going!
Let Luis go.
He has nothing to lose, he’s anyway...
a Frenchman.
Listen – let’s write Chef an SMS.
Yeah, we’ll write to him our r-r-resignation letter very soon.
Please, dont jinx it again!
Don’t panic!
Chef!
Chef!
Whats now?
That attractive woman....
from the future neighboring restaurant is calling you.
You know…the one that you like.
Aunura, stop talking nonsense. I don’t like anybody.
Hasn’t she left yet?
How may I help you?
I tried your fricassee.
Well, how did you like it?
Do you want me to tell you the truth?
You know, I liked it.
Yeah, it’s a good recipe.
Yeah, it’s not really a recipe.
There was a partridge left over and we didn’t want to throw it away.
Oh.... I see.
Well, it is nice....
to leave your place still in good health.
What? you’re leaving already?
How unfortunate! Can you imagine? I have absolutely no time left.
Your chef’s specialty took too long to prepare.
Good bye!
It was not enough just to steal my knife....
you also ruined my specialty.
Everyone, come out!
Chef,
we...h-ha-had...
We had only good intentions, Chef!
I don’t give a damn what your intentions were.
Do you know what she said about your fricassee?
That its disgusting!
Chef – that’s exactly what I told them!
The chef’s speciality – disgusting!
Ah, you...
Retards!
Kostya, did you fix the C-Keeper?
No, but I'm working on it.
What are you doing here?
Fixing the C-Keeper.
What? Get out from the bar!
Get out, I said!
Artyom, call Kostya quickly.
Why are you standing there? Get out!
Out!
Ok, ok. What’s wrong with you?
Yes, Vicktoria Sergeevna?
Kostya,
is this normal?
Why is there a mess and outsiders in the bar?
Well ...uhh...it’s just that…he was fixing the C-Keeper.
Mmm...Yeah?
Well... then where’s the cognac?
I don’t know.
Well than who knows?
Kostya, should I fire you?
It was here, I saw it.
What a bastard!
Excuse me, I’ll be right back.
Listen – where’s the cognac?
What cognac?
The 20,000 ruble cognac.
20,000? Oh wow!
You are in trouble, dude!
You are the one who is in trouble, dude!
Listen you, bull, you’re looking for problems
Have you heard that the bigger wardrobe falls harder ?
Baby boy, Im gonna kick your ass so badly!
Do you know how many years I’ve been boxing?
Oh, God, I’m so fed up with all this!
Why does everything always have to go up the ass?
Why cannot at least one day go smoothly?
One day, my God!
Spartak is on the opponent's penalty box.
CSK keeps defense
Aries gets the ball... he shoots...
And goal!!!
Its a little bit awkward...
Are you deaf? I haven’t seen your cognac!
Here...the bottle was right here, on this place.
Surprise!
Your luck that i didnt expect the blow,
otherwise I would have kicked your ass for sure.
I don’t understand anything.
Listen, Kostya, I fixed your C-Keeper by the way.
Listen, man...Im sorry, ah?
And what should I do with your "Sorry"?
You owe me one, a big one.
What are you looking at?
Make me something fresh. I feel dizzy.
Right away.
So what should I do now, Arkady?
I can’t go out like this as if nothing had happened.
Or can I?
Hide it somewhere?
What are you waiting for, lazy bums?
Have you found the knife?
Lyova, come to my office.
Yes chef.
What?
What? What the hell?
Did you loose your mind?
Why did you take it?! He’ll....
slaughter you!
I didn’t take it. It was inside the fish.
Listen, let sleeping dog lie,
hide it somewhere and let the chef find it.
Hey, idiot, why did you leave this dirty basket here?
Take it away, quickly!
Idiot!
Lyova, have you found the knife?
Not yet Chef.
Did you look everywhere?
Everywhere.
Look better then!
Well, maybe someone cut something and left the knife there, well...
for example, in a fish.
In a fish?
Well, in some meat.
How do I know where? Look everywhere!!!
Yes chef.
(something in Kyrgyz)
Hide this knife!
If the Chef sees it, he’ll circumcise you.
It’s better if he finds it himself. Hide it! Hide it!
So, have you found it?
Chef, we looked eeevvverywhere, and we coudnt find it.
There was a fish here. Where is it?
They took it to the dining hall.
Chef, they are calling you there ...
there... they found a knife inside a fish.
So what? It happens.
Once we found a monkey inside a shark.
Alive.
Ahh, I have to do something....
in two days i screwed up twice...
They’ll fire me for sure.
Good evening.
Good evening.
I’m the head chef of this restaurant.
They told me you wanted to see me.
Yes I did. Can you explain to me what is this?
Please, allow me, Chef.
What?
I will tell the guests what you once told me.
Good evening.
Good evening.
In front of you is a unique dish with more than a thousand years of history.
So lets go back to the time of the Crusades.
War. Hunger. The year 1107.
Godfrey of Bouillon crosses the Bosporus and invents a unique way of cooking fish
by placing it on the blade of the sword.
The evenly heated blade gives the fish a refined taste and aroma.
Try it.
Yes, really.
Thats exactly what I was telling you.
It’s real poetry of cooking.
Chef, did I miss anything?
No, everything is right.
Excuse me, may i have the same fish?
Certainly. Max, lets go.
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
Chef, you called me by name.
Oh yeah, sorry...
Chicken-butt, if you go out to the dining hall without my permission again,
I’ll fire you.
Got it.
Make sure that this knife will not disappear.
I warned you.
That’s it, i cant talk now. I cant, I told you.
Dima, what happened?
Vika, are you leaving?
Yes, Vika, whats going on?
Dmitri Vladimirovich,
God only knows what’s going on in this restaurant.
As a woman, I can’t oppose Victor Petrovich
and he indulges all violations.
Yes. I told you I can’t now. Ok.
I beg you, I have to go, so Vika, keep it short please.
Yes, ok.
Yesterday Maxim Lavrov started to work as a cook in the kitchen.
I want him fired.
Here we go... and why? Is he a complete idiot?
Yes.
Today he messed up the bar.
Smashed a bottle of liquor,
broke glasses and the coffee machine.
Kostya,
is that true?
Sorry, sorry, actually it's my fault.
I asked Max to fix the C-Keeper.
and by the way he did it.
And the coffee machine is working,
and the bottle was ... almost empty.
Well, thanks God, guys,
the C-Keeper is working. I love...
just love happy endings like this.
So, everything’s fine and I can leave…
No, not everything.
He also approached some guests in the dining hall... I think...
I asked him to do that. We presented a new dish.
In general, he’s a good guy.
Smart.
A normal guy.
And when he’s not smiling his face isn’t too goofy.
Is there anything else, Vika?
Yes.
Today he also started a fight.
Really?!
I don’t like fights in our restaurant.
Is it true?
Yeah, we were just fooling around…
Fooling around?
Fooling around…Just a second, I filmed the whole thing.
-Here.
-Thanks to Vika, who films everything in her life.
Max, are you filming? Stop it.
Sh-h-h…We haven’t finished watching it yet.
Yeah. We find it interesting.
So let us finish it.
I like it... I love these kinds of movies.
Arms, legs, screams...
Well, what kind of fight is this?
It’s not a fight – you aren’t even resisting.
So for now there’s no reason to fire him.
Thank you very much.
I hope that you won’t bother me with this kind of things anymore.
Yes,
I say goodbye to you.
Not to you, idiot.
Why are you whining? Yes, I hear you.
Now listen, idiots...
no one else should know about this.
Vika, of course, is a bitch,
but she is not the worst restaurant manager.
She still has to work here. Did you understand?
There you have it.
Every coin has two sides,
and one day everything can turn around.
The one you liked starts to hate you.
The one who hit you in the face becomes your friend.
And the one who seemed like a wicked tyrant...
begins to look less like one.
"Happy birthday, Vitija! Daddy"