Kukhnya (2012–2016): Season 1, Episode 13 - Episode #1.13 - full transcript
Vika, are you sleeping?
What?
- Kostya, hello.
- Hello.
What are you doing?
Standing here and cleaning the glass.
Why are you asking?
Listen, what if I'd tell you that...
this night I want to stay at your place.
Did Sasha kick you out?
I just thought that
it's time for us to do the next step.
- Get married or ...?
- Kostik, you are so funny.
No, tonight me and you will....
Wait, Nastya...
Will it happen for real?
Or the way it was last time
Nothing will happen
and we'll tell everyone that it happened.
Or this time it'll happen
and we won't tell anyone.
But in general if it happens, why won't we say?
Moreover last time we said to everyone
when it didn't happen.
Kostik, it will happen
and we won't tell anyone anything.
It's logical,
moreover we told everyone before.
Then I'll go quickly to get some staff,
aroma candles and maybe... you understand, right?
Right, I understand.
So everything will be magical.
I'll be fast.
What the hell is this?
It's, Viktor Petrovich, a new classic.
and by the way your namesake, Viktor Pelevin.
I'm talking about this rattle-trap.
What idiot put his car here?
- Hello, Viktor Petrovich.
- Hello.
- What's happening here?
- Nothing so far.
But if you don't move your car from my spot,
something might happen.
I'm alright.
I'm telling you, move your car from my spot.
Interesting.
Where is it written that its your spot?
Here in capital letters, its written.
"Icicles! Don't park here!"
It's an address to all icicles.
I'm not gonna move my car anywhere.
There is a vacant parking space,
you can park there. That's it.
Be careful, Viktor Petrovich, an offended woman
is capable of anything, but being adequate.
It'll be better if you walk from here.
Restaurant "Claude Monet".
- Why is that?
- I think it won't be nice if we come together to work.
You know, you are right.
It can really damage my reputation.
Max! Max... are you sure that all this is .... right?
We'll see.
Max, your phone!
" Icicles!! Don't park here!".
We know how bend the strongest..
So where should I get this one?
Put it here.
Did you pay for this 5000 rub just to move a car
within 2 meters?
Are you evacuator or investigator?
Do your job.
Bravo, bravo, behavior of a real man.
Are you going to evacuate my car every day?
Of course no, next time
I'll just puncture the tyres.
We'll see.
Hi.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Are you still here?
I thought you are already in Milan.
No, I'm flying tomorrow.
By the way, we have to look though the list today
and decide what we'll order.
Ah, so you also want to attend exhibition,
not only to do the shopping.
- Very funny.
- No, it's just your sense of humor.
Hi, everyone!
If something, I was not late.
- Chef, I'm sorry.
- It's ok, chicken-butt.
You better tell us, how is she.
- Who is "she"?
- The granny that you were helping to cross the road.
Or you have other reason to be late?
I just overslept.
Sorry, it won't happen again.
Ahhh, you just overslept? It's ok.
Today you work in the storage.
If you oversleep one more time, I'll fire you.
No, maybe I'm picking on you.
Viktoria Sergeevna, why are silent?
Well, yes.
You have to go to sleep earlier,
not to oversleep.
I did, but couldn't fall asleep.
Insomnia attacked me,
not just attacked, it was torturing me the whole night.
Only by the morning it let me fall asleep.
Ok, let's get to work.
Vika come with me.
Yes, sure, just a minute.
Here, take your phone.
Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez!
Get this.
Get everything, big and small,
whatever is there.
Eleonora Andreevna!
What is this?
Your mirror is broken.
Seriously? Didn't you notice that yours
broken as well?
Mine? How? Where?
Well, here...
Here...
Hey, what are you doing?
- You are...
- Now we are even.
And he grabs and breaks the mirror of her car.
And she is like an ice queen,
as if she has nothing to do with it.
I'm sure it doesn't just end there.
- What?
- I need to tell you something.
I did something bad.
Nastya, did you change your mind
about this evening?
I'm not talking about this.
Kostya, I broke the mirror of Viktor Petrovich.
- They are fighting because of me.
- Yes.
Wow!
So it means we are still on for tonight.
Kostya!
You think only about one thing.
Why didn't you tell me
that you are leaving?
- Let's talk later.
- No, we'll talk now.
- Are you an idiot?
- Care to explain what's going on.
You are running away from me
the whole day.
I need to think, let's talk later.
In 3 days when I'm back.
Vika...
Vika, good morning.
I got for you some coffee.
Shit!
I hate you!
- You don't like coffee?
- What bloody coffee you talking about?
Because of you I missed an exhibition in Milan.
- That's it. They will fire me.
- Vika, stop panicking. We'll fix everything now.
- What kind of exhibition?
- What kind of exhibition?!
The exhibition of the kitchen equipment!
Where are you calling?
- Buongiorno, senora.
- Good afternoon. Restaurant "Claude Monet".
My name is Angelina,
how may I assist you?
My name is Alessandro Del Pierro.
I represent the exhibition of the kitchen equipment
in Milan. (strong ital.accent)
Scuzi senora, the exhibition is cancelled and
postponed indefinitely.
Inform your representatives about it.
Grazie senora, grazie.
Chao, chao.
- How was it?
- You are an idiot.
No one will believe this nonsense.
- Yes, hello.
- Viktoria Sergeevna, hello, it's Angelina.
- Yes, yes.
- The representative of the exhibition just called
and said it's cancelled.
Oh, seriously?
And I'm already in Domodedovo (airport).
I almost got into the flight.
Thanks for letting me know.
And don't forget to pass this information
to Dmitrii Vladimirovich and Viktor Petrovich.
- Ok.
- Thanks.
I've managed with one of your garbage bins,
you think i won't manage two more?
I think you won't.
And here is, by the way, the document
that proves it.
This is the plan from the administration,
according to which
garbage bins should be located exactly there.
- Do you have any more questions to me?
- Yes.
Can you please throw it to the garbage bin,
that should be moved immediately?
Timur?
Viktor Petrovich, my regards to you.
And I'm looking at you
and thinking whether it's you or not you.
And then I thought, of course it's you
if it's not you then it's her.
- And then I thought...
- So you decided to steal my supplier as well...
Timur, bare in mind, if you supply her with products,
I won't pay you my debt.
Sorry, unfortunately our collaboration
came to an end.
I'm well-mannered and
I can't talk back to senior.
Moreover he owes me fifteen thousands.
Ten.
You are acting like a small child.
Forgot to ask you.
Come here, my baby.
- What?
- Chef is fighting with her again.
It's all because of me.
Forget it, Nastya.It'll be alright.
Listen, as far as I understand, it...
won't happen today.
- Kostya, you don't hear me or what?
- But Nastya, you promised.
Listen, do you want I'll go
and tell chef that I broke his mirror?
Don't do it, he will fire you.
Yes, it would be silly.
Nastya, let's do it.
If I said, I would go and do it.
Kostik!
- Kostik, wait! Don't go!
- Sorry, Nastya.
Kostya! Don't do it!
Chef, it's me! I broke your mirror!
You?!!
- Yes!
- No, don't believe him.
I broke your mirror and
he just wants to back me up.
Chef, don't listen to her.
It's me! It's me. I was riding a bicycle
and broke your mirror accidently.
Chef, please forgive me!
You are such invalids!
And I've been fighting with her 2 days already.
It's pretty...
...awkward.
Yes.
Wait, wait! Abort!
Abort!
- It was so nice.
- Forget it.
- Thanks.
- It's ok.
Listen, maybe you'll come to my place today.
I mean just for a visit.
No.
Today I'll come not just for a visit.
Endless mess!
Wow! Hello!
How are you?
Have you seen Viktoria Sergeevna?
- Oh, here you are.
- You are such a child .
Yea, so punish me.
Max, I'm not joking.
I understand that you are young and
you want to have fun,
but sometimes you have to be serious.
Why are you so worried about my age?
I have to be worried, aunt Vika.
Kostya... wait.
Maybe...
it won't work out between us today.
- Let's drink a bit more.
- No, that's not the point.
It's just...
it looks like I do it not because of love, but...
because of gratitude maybe....
because you stood up for me.
Do you understand?
So it turns out that I'm like a prostitute.
And I don't want it to be like this.
Let's just sleep together tonight, ok?
Let's just sleep.
Well.
You understand me.
Everything is alright.
- Max, where am I?
- At my place.
Did you drag me in bed again?
I tied you up and forced you in my bed.
Don't you remember? You called me.
- Hello.
- Max, are you sleeping?
No, of course no.
How can I sleep at 3 am?
And I'm in the club.
I feel so lonely.
There's no one else in the club?
Don't you dare to come here,
and never call me again!!!
Max, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, sorry.
Come and take me from here, please.
I don't want to be here.
You took advantage of me being drunk.
- Max, I'm going to the grocery, do you need anything?
- No, thanks.
- What is Kostya doing at your place?
- It's not Kostya at my place, I live at his.
- Good afternoon, Viktoria Sergeevna.
- Hi, Nastya.
Come in, I've finished already.
- Viktoria Sergeevna?
- Yes?
- Sorry, but I might be a bit late today.
- Yes, yes. I understand.
I might be a bit late too.
- Viktoria Sergeevna, you and Maxim..?
- Nastya!!!
Ok, ok. I got it.
- So, what will you say?
- It's easy, chef.
I have a friend in auto service,
he'll come and fix it with two fingers.
Well, two or more...
the most important is to fix it.
No, it's for real, he has only two fingers.
Yes, the jack came off
and cut off the rest three fingers.
He doesn't ask for much,
give him 1500 rub and that's it.
Ok, call him.
That's it. Get out.
Wow. And why are we so angry?
Why wouldn't you invite all personnel
and show me to them?
- I think you are exaggerating.
- And I think it's time for you to go.
Your phone!
They didn't teach you to knock!
I'm calling to the police!
- Where is my car?
- I have no idea.
Well then, I'm really fed up,
If in 5 minutes my car is not on it's spot,
I will report my car stolen.
Did I make myself clear?
That's it!
Before I kill you,
answer me just one question.
Why did you take the car?
Chef, he couldn't come,
so he asked me to get it to his place.
How did you even start this car?
How did you open it?
I started the car with the same tool
that opened it.
Ok, then. Get here fast.
- Did you fix the mirror?
- Of course, I did, chef.
But there is a problem.
Good morning, Dmitri Vladimirovich.
I would say, good afternoon, Vika.
Why didn't you fly to the exhibition, Vika?
- But it was cancelled.
- I called my friends.
But Angelina called me when I was in the airport,
and said not to fly.
A representative called you, right?
- Who?
- Yes, he called.
Just a minute, I'll tell you.
Alessandro Del Pierro.
He said that the exhibition was cancelled.
And he was using Moscow number?
- Yes, here is the number.
- Dial it.
- Dmitrii Vladimirovich...
- I hope, Vika... you know what you are doing.
You probably have.... valid reasons.
If you didn't do so much for our restaurant,
I would kick you out.
And for now you just fly to the exhibition
at your own expense.
Well, the bumper is gone and the light is broken.
Yes.
Im fine, I wasn't driving.
It's a long story, I'll tell you later, ok?
Ok, bye.
Don't you worry, I'll fix everything.
I meant well.
I can only imagine what would happen
if you meant bad.
Do you understand that I can report it?
- And they will put your cook in prison.
- I understand.
Maybe you'll not report it?
I'll think it over.
- Guess who?
- Max.
- Wrong!
- That's it. Enough!
- Vika, what's wrong with you? What happened?
- What happened?!
I almost lost my job today,
and it's thanks to you.
Max! You are ruining my life!
- Vika, have you watched too many soap operas ?
- Enough. I don't want to see you anymore.
Do you want I'll tell you what's wrong?
You are always complicating everything
and blame it on others.
But maybe you have to look for reasons
in yourself?
I've always been wondering why people create boundaries among themselves.
Kostya, let's just sleep together today, ok?
Ok.
Some boundaries we could easily avoid.
" Icicles! Don't park here."
Others were outlined just in our imagination.
Yet others fail
under the pressure of the circumstances.
But there are some boundaries,
that we created on purpose
in order to break them with pleasure.
What?
- Kostya, hello.
- Hello.
What are you doing?
Standing here and cleaning the glass.
Why are you asking?
Listen, what if I'd tell you that...
this night I want to stay at your place.
Did Sasha kick you out?
I just thought that
it's time for us to do the next step.
- Get married or ...?
- Kostik, you are so funny.
No, tonight me and you will....
Wait, Nastya...
Will it happen for real?
Or the way it was last time
Nothing will happen
and we'll tell everyone that it happened.
Or this time it'll happen
and we won't tell anyone.
But in general if it happens, why won't we say?
Moreover last time we said to everyone
when it didn't happen.
Kostik, it will happen
and we won't tell anyone anything.
It's logical,
moreover we told everyone before.
Then I'll go quickly to get some staff,
aroma candles and maybe... you understand, right?
Right, I understand.
So everything will be magical.
I'll be fast.
What the hell is this?
It's, Viktor Petrovich, a new classic.
and by the way your namesake, Viktor Pelevin.
I'm talking about this rattle-trap.
What idiot put his car here?
- Hello, Viktor Petrovich.
- Hello.
- What's happening here?
- Nothing so far.
But if you don't move your car from my spot,
something might happen.
I'm alright.
I'm telling you, move your car from my spot.
Interesting.
Where is it written that its your spot?
Here in capital letters, its written.
"Icicles! Don't park here!"
It's an address to all icicles.
I'm not gonna move my car anywhere.
There is a vacant parking space,
you can park there. That's it.
Be careful, Viktor Petrovich, an offended woman
is capable of anything, but being adequate.
It'll be better if you walk from here.
Restaurant "Claude Monet".
- Why is that?
- I think it won't be nice if we come together to work.
You know, you are right.
It can really damage my reputation.
Max! Max... are you sure that all this is .... right?
We'll see.
Max, your phone!
" Icicles!! Don't park here!".
We know how bend the strongest..
So where should I get this one?
Put it here.
Did you pay for this 5000 rub just to move a car
within 2 meters?
Are you evacuator or investigator?
Do your job.
Bravo, bravo, behavior of a real man.
Are you going to evacuate my car every day?
Of course no, next time
I'll just puncture the tyres.
We'll see.
Hi.
Hello.
- Hello.
- Are you still here?
I thought you are already in Milan.
No, I'm flying tomorrow.
By the way, we have to look though the list today
and decide what we'll order.
Ah, so you also want to attend exhibition,
not only to do the shopping.
- Very funny.
- No, it's just your sense of humor.
Hi, everyone!
If something, I was not late.
- Chef, I'm sorry.
- It's ok, chicken-butt.
You better tell us, how is she.
- Who is "she"?
- The granny that you were helping to cross the road.
Or you have other reason to be late?
I just overslept.
Sorry, it won't happen again.
Ahhh, you just overslept? It's ok.
Today you work in the storage.
If you oversleep one more time, I'll fire you.
No, maybe I'm picking on you.
Viktoria Sergeevna, why are silent?
Well, yes.
You have to go to sleep earlier,
not to oversleep.
I did, but couldn't fall asleep.
Insomnia attacked me,
not just attacked, it was torturing me the whole night.
Only by the morning it let me fall asleep.
Ok, let's get to work.
Vika come with me.
Yes, sure, just a minute.
Here, take your phone.
Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez!
Get this.
Get everything, big and small,
whatever is there.
Eleonora Andreevna!
What is this?
Your mirror is broken.
Seriously? Didn't you notice that yours
broken as well?
Mine? How? Where?
Well, here...
Here...
Hey, what are you doing?
- You are...
- Now we are even.
And he grabs and breaks the mirror of her car.
And she is like an ice queen,
as if she has nothing to do with it.
I'm sure it doesn't just end there.
- What?
- I need to tell you something.
I did something bad.
Nastya, did you change your mind
about this evening?
I'm not talking about this.
Kostya, I broke the mirror of Viktor Petrovich.
- They are fighting because of me.
- Yes.
Wow!
So it means we are still on for tonight.
Kostya!
You think only about one thing.
Why didn't you tell me
that you are leaving?
- Let's talk later.
- No, we'll talk now.
- Are you an idiot?
- Care to explain what's going on.
You are running away from me
the whole day.
I need to think, let's talk later.
In 3 days when I'm back.
Vika...
Vika, good morning.
I got for you some coffee.
Shit!
I hate you!
- You don't like coffee?
- What bloody coffee you talking about?
Because of you I missed an exhibition in Milan.
- That's it. They will fire me.
- Vika, stop panicking. We'll fix everything now.
- What kind of exhibition?
- What kind of exhibition?!
The exhibition of the kitchen equipment!
Where are you calling?
- Buongiorno, senora.
- Good afternoon. Restaurant "Claude Monet".
My name is Angelina,
how may I assist you?
My name is Alessandro Del Pierro.
I represent the exhibition of the kitchen equipment
in Milan. (strong ital.accent)
Scuzi senora, the exhibition is cancelled and
postponed indefinitely.
Inform your representatives about it.
Grazie senora, grazie.
Chao, chao.
- How was it?
- You are an idiot.
No one will believe this nonsense.
- Yes, hello.
- Viktoria Sergeevna, hello, it's Angelina.
- Yes, yes.
- The representative of the exhibition just called
and said it's cancelled.
Oh, seriously?
And I'm already in Domodedovo (airport).
I almost got into the flight.
Thanks for letting me know.
And don't forget to pass this information
to Dmitrii Vladimirovich and Viktor Petrovich.
- Ok.
- Thanks.
I've managed with one of your garbage bins,
you think i won't manage two more?
I think you won't.
And here is, by the way, the document
that proves it.
This is the plan from the administration,
according to which
garbage bins should be located exactly there.
- Do you have any more questions to me?
- Yes.
Can you please throw it to the garbage bin,
that should be moved immediately?
Timur?
Viktor Petrovich, my regards to you.
And I'm looking at you
and thinking whether it's you or not you.
And then I thought, of course it's you
if it's not you then it's her.
- And then I thought...
- So you decided to steal my supplier as well...
Timur, bare in mind, if you supply her with products,
I won't pay you my debt.
Sorry, unfortunately our collaboration
came to an end.
I'm well-mannered and
I can't talk back to senior.
Moreover he owes me fifteen thousands.
Ten.
You are acting like a small child.
Forgot to ask you.
Come here, my baby.
- What?
- Chef is fighting with her again.
It's all because of me.
Forget it, Nastya.It'll be alright.
Listen, as far as I understand, it...
won't happen today.
- Kostya, you don't hear me or what?
- But Nastya, you promised.
Listen, do you want I'll go
and tell chef that I broke his mirror?
Don't do it, he will fire you.
Yes, it would be silly.
Nastya, let's do it.
If I said, I would go and do it.
Kostik!
- Kostik, wait! Don't go!
- Sorry, Nastya.
Kostya! Don't do it!
Chef, it's me! I broke your mirror!
You?!!
- Yes!
- No, don't believe him.
I broke your mirror and
he just wants to back me up.
Chef, don't listen to her.
It's me! It's me. I was riding a bicycle
and broke your mirror accidently.
Chef, please forgive me!
You are such invalids!
And I've been fighting with her 2 days already.
It's pretty...
...awkward.
Yes.
Wait, wait! Abort!
Abort!
- It was so nice.
- Forget it.
- Thanks.
- It's ok.
Listen, maybe you'll come to my place today.
I mean just for a visit.
No.
Today I'll come not just for a visit.
Endless mess!
Wow! Hello!
How are you?
Have you seen Viktoria Sergeevna?
- Oh, here you are.
- You are such a child .
Yea, so punish me.
Max, I'm not joking.
I understand that you are young and
you want to have fun,
but sometimes you have to be serious.
Why are you so worried about my age?
I have to be worried, aunt Vika.
Kostya... wait.
Maybe...
it won't work out between us today.
- Let's drink a bit more.
- No, that's not the point.
It's just...
it looks like I do it not because of love, but...
because of gratitude maybe....
because you stood up for me.
Do you understand?
So it turns out that I'm like a prostitute.
And I don't want it to be like this.
Let's just sleep together tonight, ok?
Let's just sleep.
Well.
You understand me.
Everything is alright.
- Max, where am I?
- At my place.
Did you drag me in bed again?
I tied you up and forced you in my bed.
Don't you remember? You called me.
- Hello.
- Max, are you sleeping?
No, of course no.
How can I sleep at 3 am?
And I'm in the club.
I feel so lonely.
There's no one else in the club?
Don't you dare to come here,
and never call me again!!!
Max, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, sorry.
Come and take me from here, please.
I don't want to be here.
You took advantage of me being drunk.
- Max, I'm going to the grocery, do you need anything?
- No, thanks.
- What is Kostya doing at your place?
- It's not Kostya at my place, I live at his.
- Good afternoon, Viktoria Sergeevna.
- Hi, Nastya.
Come in, I've finished already.
- Viktoria Sergeevna?
- Yes?
- Sorry, but I might be a bit late today.
- Yes, yes. I understand.
I might be a bit late too.
- Viktoria Sergeevna, you and Maxim..?
- Nastya!!!
Ok, ok. I got it.
- So, what will you say?
- It's easy, chef.
I have a friend in auto service,
he'll come and fix it with two fingers.
Well, two or more...
the most important is to fix it.
No, it's for real, he has only two fingers.
Yes, the jack came off
and cut off the rest three fingers.
He doesn't ask for much,
give him 1500 rub and that's it.
Ok, call him.
That's it. Get out.
Wow. And why are we so angry?
Why wouldn't you invite all personnel
and show me to them?
- I think you are exaggerating.
- And I think it's time for you to go.
Your phone!
They didn't teach you to knock!
I'm calling to the police!
- Where is my car?
- I have no idea.
Well then, I'm really fed up,
If in 5 minutes my car is not on it's spot,
I will report my car stolen.
Did I make myself clear?
That's it!
Before I kill you,
answer me just one question.
Why did you take the car?
Chef, he couldn't come,
so he asked me to get it to his place.
How did you even start this car?
How did you open it?
I started the car with the same tool
that opened it.
Ok, then. Get here fast.
- Did you fix the mirror?
- Of course, I did, chef.
But there is a problem.
Good morning, Dmitri Vladimirovich.
I would say, good afternoon, Vika.
Why didn't you fly to the exhibition, Vika?
- But it was cancelled.
- I called my friends.
But Angelina called me when I was in the airport,
and said not to fly.
A representative called you, right?
- Who?
- Yes, he called.
Just a minute, I'll tell you.
Alessandro Del Pierro.
He said that the exhibition was cancelled.
And he was using Moscow number?
- Yes, here is the number.
- Dial it.
- Dmitrii Vladimirovich...
- I hope, Vika... you know what you are doing.
You probably have.... valid reasons.
If you didn't do so much for our restaurant,
I would kick you out.
And for now you just fly to the exhibition
at your own expense.
Well, the bumper is gone and the light is broken.
Yes.
Im fine, I wasn't driving.
It's a long story, I'll tell you later, ok?
Ok, bye.
Don't you worry, I'll fix everything.
I meant well.
I can only imagine what would happen
if you meant bad.
Do you understand that I can report it?
- And they will put your cook in prison.
- I understand.
Maybe you'll not report it?
I'll think it over.
- Guess who?
- Max.
- Wrong!
- That's it. Enough!
- Vika, what's wrong with you? What happened?
- What happened?!
I almost lost my job today,
and it's thanks to you.
Max! You are ruining my life!
- Vika, have you watched too many soap operas ?
- Enough. I don't want to see you anymore.
Do you want I'll tell you what's wrong?
You are always complicating everything
and blame it on others.
But maybe you have to look for reasons
in yourself?
I've always been wondering why people create boundaries among themselves.
Kostya, let's just sleep together today, ok?
Ok.
Some boundaries we could easily avoid.
" Icicles! Don't park here."
Others were outlined just in our imagination.
Yet others fail
under the pressure of the circumstances.
But there are some boundaries,
that we created on purpose
in order to break them with pleasure.